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>> Gumball: YOU SEE, THE THING WITH HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE

WITH HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE

YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE AND YOUR SPACE AS AN

BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE AND YOUR SPACE AS AN INDIVIDUAL...

AND YOUR SPACE AS AN INDIVIDUAL... >> Darwin: YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED

INDIVIDUAL... >> Darwin: YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?"

>> Darwin: YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?" >> Gumball: YEAH, EXACTLY.

WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?" >> Gumball: YEAH, EXACTLY. "SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE,

>> Gumball: YEAH, EXACTLY. "SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE, HONEY BUNS --" WE DON'T HAVE

"SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE, HONEY BUNS --" WE DON'T HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT.

HONEY BUNS --" WE DON'T HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT. WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE

STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT. WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE COUPLES...

WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE COUPLES... >> Darwin: CAN WE PLEASE TALK

COUPLES... >> Darwin: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

>> Darwin: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE

ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF.

>> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF.

TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF. YOU KNOW...

YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF. YOU KNOW... >> Darwin: GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T

YOU KNOW... >> Darwin: GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT

>> Darwin: GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START

STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START EATING MY OWN FACE.

THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START EATING MY OWN FACE. >> Gumball: YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M

EATING MY OWN FACE. >> Gumball: YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF

>> Gumball: YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I

KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE

THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE IN WITH HER.

GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE IN WITH HER. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN

IN WITH HER. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE

I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER.

LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER. [ MONITOR BEEPS ]

TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER. [ MONITOR BEEPS ] [ ZIP! ]

[ MONITOR BEEPS ] [ ZIP! ] A NEW E-MAIL!

[ ZIP! ] A NEW E-MAIL! [ GASPS ] MAYBE IT'S FROM PENNY.

A NEW E-MAIL! [ GASPS ] MAYBE IT'S FROM PENNY. [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY,

[ GASPS ] MAYBE IT'S FROM PENNY. [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY, MONITOR BEEPS ]

[ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY, MONITOR BEEPS ] "YOU ARE NOW CURSED.

MONITOR BEEPS ] "YOU ARE NOW CURSED. IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL

"YOU ARE NOW CURSED. IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL

IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE

TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS,

FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS, [Fearfully] THEN YOUR FAMILY,

WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS, [Fearfully] THEN YOUR FAMILY, AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW

[Fearfully] THEN YOUR FAMILY, AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH

AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP

HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU."

HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU." [ GASPS ]

YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU." [ GASPS ] [ Normal voice ] DELETE.

[ GASPS ] [ Normal voice ] DELETE. >> Darwin: WAIT!

[ Normal voice ] DELETE. >> Darwin: WAIT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF

>> Darwin: WAIT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND

THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD HIS E-MAIL?!

FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD HIS E-MAIL?! >> Gumball: DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY

FORWARD HIS E-MAIL?! >> Gumball: DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS

>> Gumball: DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT

TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE

SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE MEANING OF.

I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE MEANING OF. PBHT!

MEANING OF. PBHT! SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN?

PBHT! SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT?

SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT? >> Darwin: [ SIGHS ]

WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT? >> Darwin: [ SIGHS ] THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM.

>> Darwin: [ SIGHS ] THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM. OF COURSE HE EXISTS.

THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM. OF COURSE HE EXISTS. >> Gumball: [ CHORTLES ] MM-HMM.

OF COURSE HE EXISTS. >> Gumball: [ CHORTLES ] MM-HMM. WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN?

>> Gumball: [ CHORTLES ] MM-HMM. WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN? >> Darwin: SAUSAGES.

WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN? >> Darwin: SAUSAGES. >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ]

>> Darwin: SAUSAGES. >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOSH!

>> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOSH! OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES?

OH, MY GOSH! OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES? >> Darwin: WHAT ELSE DO YOU

OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES? >> Darwin: WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK THE STARS ARE FOR?!

>> Darwin: WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK THE STARS ARE FOR?! >> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.

THINK THE STARS ARE FOR?! >> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR?

>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR? >> Darwin: TO TELL US ABOUT THE

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR? >> Darwin: TO TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES.

>> Darwin: TO TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES. >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ]

FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES. >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] OH, LET ME GUESS -- YOU ALSO

>> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] OH, LET ME GUESS -- YOU ALSO BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY.

OH, LET ME GUESS -- YOU ALSO BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY. >> Darwin: DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT

BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY. >> Darwin: DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ

>> Darwin: DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ MY MIND?

BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ MY MIND? >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ]

MY MIND? >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] MY GOSH.

>> Gumball: [ LAUGHS ] MY GOSH. [ Laughing ] YOU BELIEVE IN

MY GOSH. [ Laughing ] YOU BELIEVE IN THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN!

[ Laughing ] YOU BELIEVE IN THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN! OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP!

THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN! OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP! I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS --

OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP! I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS -- [ WHURP! ]

I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS -- [ WHURP! ] [ CREAK! ]

[ WHURP! ] [ CREAK! ] >> HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5.

[ CREAK! ] >> HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5. >> Gumball: SURE.

>> HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5. >> Gumball: SURE. [ RUSTLE ]

>> Gumball: SURE. [ RUSTLE ] OH.

[ RUSTLE ] OH. >> Darwin: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME

OH. >> Darwin: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY!

>> Darwin: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY! >> Gumball: NO, NO, NO.

YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY! >> Gumball: NO, NO, NO. IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S...

>> Gumball: NO, NO, NO. IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S... [ SIGHS ]

IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S... [ SIGHS ] GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS.

[ SIGHS ] GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS. AHA!

GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS. AHA! [ CRREAK! SNAP! ]

AHA! [ CRREAK! SNAP! ] OH.

[ CRREAK! SNAP! ] OH. >> SORRY, GUYS.

OH. >> SORRY, GUYS. CASH OR CARD ONLY.

>> Gumball: THERE WE GO. BON APPéTIT. >> Darwin: DO-- DON'T YOU SEE?

BON APPéTIT. >> Darwin: DO-- DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE CURSE!

>> Darwin: DO-- DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE CURSE! "FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE

IT'S THE CURSE! "FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY"!

"FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY"! >> Gumball: AW, COME ON, MAN.

ALL YOUR MONEY"! >> Gumball: AW, COME ON, MAN. IT'S JUST A...

>> Gumball: AW, COME ON, MAN. IT'S JUST A... [ CRRREAK! SNAP! ]

IT'S JUST A... [ CRRREAK! SNAP! ] [ SLURPS ]

[ CRRREAK! SNAP! ] [ SLURPS ] IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

[ SLURPS ] IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE. HEY, CARRIE.

HEY, CARRIE. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DARWIN THAT

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DARWIN THAT THE SNATCHER DOESN'T EXIST?

>> [ GASPS ] DOESN'T EXIST? [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ] >> Darwin: SEE?! EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY

>> Darwin: SEE?! EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY THE CURSE!

EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY THE CURSE! >> Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE

THE CURSE! >> Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE THE FACT THAT WE WERE EATING

>> Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE THE FACT THAT WE WERE EATING UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC.

>> [ SMOOOCHES, BLOWS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Gumball: [ SMOOCHES ] [ WHISTLES ]

>> Gumball: [ SMOOCHES ] [ WHISTLES ] [ POP! ]

[ WHISTLES ] [ POP! ] [ SMOOCHES ]

[ POP! ] [ SMOOCHES ] [ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]

[ SMOOCHES ] [ CREAK! WHOOSH! ] >> Gumball: OHH.

[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ] >> Gumball: OHH. [ TINK! ]

>> Gumball: OHH. [ TINK! ] [ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

[ TINK! ] [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ] HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON TO PENNY?

HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON TO PENNY? "You're so cool that you give

TO PENNY? "You're so cool that you give penguins brain freeze."

"You're so cool that you give penguins brain freeze." >> Darwin: UGH.

penguins brain freeze." >> Darwin: UGH. PSST!

>> Darwin: UGH. PSST! [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

PSST! [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT.

>> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] >> GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT. [ ALL GASP ]

>> GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT. [ ALL GASP ] >> Gumball: EH?

[ ALL GASP ] >> Gumball: EH? [ HISS! ]

OHHHHHHH!

[ SIGHS ] COME ON. JUST SAY IT. >> Darwin: WHAT? >> Gumball: WELL, I'VE LOST ALL

>> Darwin: WHAT? >> Gumball: WELL, I'VE LOST ALL MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY

>> Gumball: WELL, I'VE LOST ALL MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE

GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE SERIOUSLY.

WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE SERIOUSLY. COME ON.

SERIOUSLY. COME ON. JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."

COME ON. JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." >> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU

JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." >> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO

>> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO PLEASURE OUT OF THIS.

TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO PLEASURE OUT OF THIS. LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS

PLEASURE OUT OF THIS. LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE.

LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE. [ HINGES CREAK ]

STILL THERE. [ HINGES CREAK ] >> Gumball: HELLO?

[ HINGES CREAK ] >> Gumball: HELLO? [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Gumball: HELLO? [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] MOM? DAD?

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] MOM? DAD? >> Darwin: TOLD YOU SO.

MOM? DAD? >> Darwin: TOLD YOU SO. >> Gumball: STOP!

>> Darwin: TOLD YOU SO. >> Gumball: STOP! YOU'RE BEING HYSTERICAL!

OKAY, ENOUGH. THIS ISN'T VERY CONSTRUCTIVE. >> Darwin: RIGHT!

THIS ISN'T VERY CONSTRUCTIVE. >> Darwin: RIGHT! WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW!

>> Darwin: RIGHT! WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW! WE'RE GETTING HELP...

WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW! WE'RE GETTING HELP... [ Echoing ] MAGICAL HELP.

WE'RE GETTING HELP... [ Echoing ] MAGICAL HELP. >> EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE

[ Echoing ] MAGICAL HELP. >> EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE TINIEST DROP --

>> EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE TINIEST DROP -- >> Darwin: HI.

TINIEST DROP -- >> Darwin: HI. >> AAH!

YES, I CAN TRY TO MAKE A POTION TO DEFEND YOU AGAINST THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL

TO DEFEND YOU AGAINST THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL NEED ASSISTANCE.

THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL NEED ASSISTANCE. >> Gumball: [ WHISTLES ]

NEED ASSISTANCE. >> Gumball: [ WHISTLES ] 'SUP, WIZARDS?!

>> Gumball: [ WHISTLES ] 'SUP, WIZARDS?! >> UGH.

'SUP, WIZARDS?! >> UGH. GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS.

>> UGH. GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS. >> Gumball: ABRACAD-OKAY.

GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS. >> Gumball: ABRACAD-OKAY. [ CLONG! ]

>> Gumball: ABRACAD-OKAY. [ CLONG! ] [ ALL COUGHING ]

[ CLONG! ] [ ALL COUGHING ] >> WITHOUT TWIRLING THIS TIME!

>> Darwin: MRS. JODENHEIN, WHO IS THIS SNATCHER GUY? >> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN --

IS THIS SNATCHER GUY? >> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN -- A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE

>> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN -- A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER

A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER SEEING HER IN A MIRROR.

WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER SEEING HER IN A MIRROR. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER

SEEING HER IN A MIRROR. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER JUST ONCE.

ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER JUST ONCE. IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN

JUST ONCE. IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN INCANTATION.

IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN INCANTATION. IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A

INCANTATION. IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A GHOST.

IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A GHOST. THE PRICE FOR THIS -- A CURSED

GHOST. THE PRICE FOR THIS -- A CURSED LIFE.

THE PRICE FOR THIS -- A CURSED LIFE. [ GHOSTLY GROANING ]

LIFE. [ GHOSTLY GROANING ] NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO,

[ GHOSTLY GROANING ] NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO, TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS -- EVERY

NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO, TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS -- EVERY DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE

TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS -- EVERY DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO

DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HIS PLACE.

ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HIS PLACE. >> Both: AAH!

TAKE HIS PLACE. >> Both: AAH! >> Gumball: WHAT?

>> Both: AAH! >> Gumball: WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR.

>> Gumball: WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR. [ PLOP! HISS! ]

THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR. [ PLOP! HISS! ] >> STAND BACK!

[ PLOP! HISS! ] >> STAND BACK! [ RUMBLING ]

>> STAND BACK! [ RUMBLING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ RUMBLING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU DUMB TROLLS?!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU DUMB TROLLS?! COULDN'T YOU SEE IT WAS ON

COULDN'T YOU SEE IT WAS ON FIRE?!

FIRE?! [ CLONG! ]

[ CLONG! ] WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES FOR YOU

WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES FOR YOU THROUGH THE MIRROR, THROW THIS

THROUGH THE MIRROR, THROW THIS AT HIM.

AT HIM. >> Gumball: UH...

>> Gumball: UH... >> SORRY, I HAVEN'T DONE THE DISHES.

>> SORRY, I HAVEN'T DONE THE DISHES. [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

DISHES. [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HINGES CREAK ]

>> Gumball: [ GASPS ] He's here. I can feel it.

[ DOORKNOB RATTLING ]

>> Together: FRIED CHICKEN GAG! >> Dad: [ SCREAMING ] [ SMACKING LIPS ]

>> Dad: [ SCREAMING ] [ SMACKING LIPS ] ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[ SMACKING LIPS ] ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. WHAT'S IN IT?

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. WHAT'S IN IT? >> Gumball: YOU DON'T WANT TO

WHAT'S IN IT? >> Gumball: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

>> Gumball: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. >> Darwin: WELL, WHAT ARE WE

KNOW. >> Darwin: WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER

>> Darwin: WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES?!

GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES?! >> Gumball: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

COMES?! >> Gumball: IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE HERE!

>> Gumball: IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE HERE! ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS

THEY'RE HERE! ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS BALONEY.

ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS BALONEY. OH, MAN.

BALONEY. OH, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE

OH, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER.

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER. >> Anais: SURE FELT LIKE IT.

FOREVER. >> Anais: SURE FELT LIKE IT. >> Mom: [ SIGHS ] YOUR FATHER

>> Anais: SURE FELT LIKE IT. >> Mom: [ SIGHS ] YOUR FATHER WAS BANNED FROM

>> Mom: [ SIGHS ] YOUR FATHER WAS BANNED FROM THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO

WAS BANNED FROM THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME.

THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME. >> Dad: WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY

GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME. >> Dad: WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY "ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T

>> Dad: WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY "ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

"ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T MEAN IT. >> Mom: RICHARD, YOU ATE A

MEAN IT. >> Mom: RICHARD, YOU ATE A CHAIR.

>> Darwin: [ SIGHS ] GO ON. SAY IT. >> Gumball: SAY WHAT?

SAY IT. >> Gumball: SAY WHAT? >> Darwin: [ SIGHS ]

>> Gumball: SAY WHAT? >> Darwin: [ SIGHS ] "I TOLD YOU SO."

>> Darwin: [ SIGHS ] "I TOLD YOU SO." >> Gumball: I'M GONNA DO A

"I TOLD YOU SO." >> Gumball: I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE DANCE FIRST.

>> Gumball: I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE DANCE FIRST. [ GRUNTING, VOCALIZING ]

>> Darwin: I'M GLAD YOU'RE TAKING THIS GRACEFULLY. >> Mom: COULD YOU PASS ME A

TAKING THIS GRACEFULLY. >> Mom: COULD YOU PASS ME A WING, PLEASE?

>> Mom: COULD YOU PASS ME A WING, PLEASE? >> Dad: SURE!

WING, PLEASE? >> Dad: SURE! >> Darwin: HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME

>> Dad: SURE! >> Darwin: HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME FOR US.

>> Darwin: HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME FOR US. [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]

FOR US. [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHOMP! ]

[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHOMP! ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

[ Demonically ] YOU.

[ BOTH BREATHING SHAKILY ] >> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAHH! >> CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN.

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAHH! >> CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN. WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I

>> CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN. WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE,

WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO

RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK.

SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK. IT HAS A SOLUTION.

RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK. IT HAS A SOLUTION. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE

IT HAS A SOLUTION. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES. >> Gumball: WAIT.

TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES. >> Gumball: WAIT. HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT

>> Gumball: WAIT. HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS?

HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS? >> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN --

ALL THIS? >> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN -- A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE

>> THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN -- A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR--

A MORTAL MAN -- WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR-- >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, THANKS.

WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR-- >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, THANKS. WE KNOW.

>> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, THANKS. WE KNOW. >> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE

WE KNOW. >> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A

>> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A CHILD?

YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A CHILD? >> Darwin: UGH! A ZOM-BABY.

CHILD? >> Darwin: UGH! A ZOM-BABY. >> UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME.

>> Darwin: UGH! A ZOM-BABY. >> UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME. [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY ]

>> UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME. [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY ] >> Gumball: ALL RIGHT.

[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY ] >> Gumball: ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO?

>> Gumball: ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO? >> WE SURVIVE.

WHAT DO WE DO? >> WE SURVIVE. >> Gumball: I'VE GOT A MUCH

>> WE SURVIVE. >> Gumball: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA -- HOW ABOUT WE

>> Gumball: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA -- HOW ABOUT WE BAIL?

BETTER IDEA -- HOW ABOUT WE BAIL? [ RUMBLING, EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

AHA! AAH! [ PANTING ]

AAH! [ PANTING ] AAH!

[ PANTING ] AAH! SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --

AAH! SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR

SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR DAD?

THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR DAD? >> YES.

DAD? >> YES. AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF

>> YES. AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE

YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.

TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE DESERVES. >> Darwin: GLAD TO FINALLY MEET

DESERVES. >> Darwin: GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SIR.

>> Darwin: GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SIR. >> [ ROARS ]

YOU, SIR. >> [ ROARS ] >> Darwin: HE SEEMS TO HAVE A

>> [ ROARS ] >> Darwin: HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FEW ISSUES!

>> Darwin: HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FEW ISSUES! >> IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

FEW ISSUES! >> IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY

>> IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY LONELINESS.

HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY LONELINESS. >> Gumball: [ GRUNTS ]

LONELINESS. >> Gumball: [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ]

>> Gumball: [ GRUNTS ] [ GROANS ] >> [ GASPS ]

[ GROANS ] >> [ GASPS ] >> [ GROANING MONSTROUSLY ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ GROANING MONSTROUSLY ] >> THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, --

>> [ GROANING MONSTROUSLY ] >> THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, -- $10 TODAY ONLY.

>> THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, -- $10 TODAY ONLY. >> Gumball: DUDE, I THINK I'D

$10 TODAY ONLY. >> Gumball: DUDE, I THINK I'D PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN

>> Gumball: DUDE, I THINK I'D PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO

PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO WATCH THAT.

LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO WATCH THAT. >> Darwin: YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH.

WATCH THAT. >> Darwin: YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. >> [ ROARS ]

>> Darwin: YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. >> [ ROARS ] >> Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

>> [ ROARS ] >> Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM?!

>> Gumball: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM?! >> THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM

ABOUT HIM?! >> THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES.

>> THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR

BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN

WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE

AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL.

STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL. >> Darwin: WHY DO WE HAVE TO

BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL. >> Darwin: WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES?

>> Darwin: WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES? >> UH, DUH.

CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES? >> UH, DUH. THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL

>> UH, DUH. THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL GHOSTS.

THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL GHOSTS. >> Darwin: REALLY?

GHOSTS. >> Darwin: REALLY? CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE,

>> Darwin: REALLY? CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

CARRIE. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Gumball: CARRIE, CARRIE,

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Gumball: CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

>> Gumball: CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE. [ LAUGHS ]

CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE. [ LAUGHS ] [ GAGGING ]

[ LAUGHS ] [ GAGGING ] >> WE DONE HERE?

[ GAGGING ] >> WE DONE HERE? >> Darwin: WHY DON'T WE JUST USE

>> WE DONE HERE? >> Darwin: WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES?

>> Darwin: WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES? >> Gumball: GREAT IDEA!

THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES? >> Gumball: GREAT IDEA! >> [ ROARING ]

>> Gumball: GREAT IDEA! >> [ ROARING ] >> Gumball: HYAH!

>> [ ROARING ] >> Gumball: HYAH! >> Darwin: NO, I MEAN USE THE

>> Gumball: HYAH! >> Darwin: NO, I MEAN USE THE SPELLS INSIDE.

>> Darwin: NO, I MEAN USE THE SPELLS INSIDE. >> DON'T!

SPELLS INSIDE. >> DON'T! THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH!

>> DON'T! THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH! >> Gumball: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE

THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH! >> Gumball: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

>> Gumball: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING

A CHOICE! UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING SPELL.

UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING SPELL. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT!

SPELL. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT! "TEMPUS FUTURE!"

LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT! "TEMPUS FUTURE!" [ WHIR! ]

"TEMPUS FUTURE!" [ WHIR! ] [ LAUGHS ]

[ WHIR! ] [ LAUGHS ] IN YOUR [Distorted] FA-A-A-A-CE.

[ LAUGHS ] IN YOUR [Distorted] FA-A-A-A-CE. [ GROANS ]

IN YOUR [Distorted] FA-A-A-A-CE. [ GROANS ] [ Weakly ] WHAT HAPPENED?

[ GROANS ] [ Weakly ] WHAT HAPPENED? >> [ ROARS ]

[ Weakly ] WHAT HAPPENED? >> [ ROARS ] >> THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS

>> [ ROARS ] >> THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS YOUR YOUTH.

>> THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS YOUR YOUTH. >> Darwin: DON'T WORRY.

YOUR YOUTH. >> Darwin: DON'T WORRY. THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX

>> Darwin: DON'T WORRY. THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX THAT.

THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX THAT. THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!"

THAT. THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!" >> Gumball: [ Strained ] HOW DO

THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!" >> Gumball: [ Strained ] HOW DO I LOOK?

>> Gumball: [ Strained ] HOW DO I LOOK? >> ETERNALLY SURPRISED.

I LOOK? >> ETERNALLY SURPRISED. >> Gumball: LOOK OUT!

>> ETERNALLY SURPRISED. >> Gumball: LOOK OUT! >> Darwin: UH --

>> Gumball: LOOK OUT! >> Darwin: UH -- [ SHATTER! ]

>> Darwin: UH -- [ SHATTER! ] >> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENED?

[ SHATTER! ] >> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENED? >> THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY

>> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENED? >> THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY IS HIS LIFE.

>> THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY IS HIS LIFE. >> Gumball: WHAT?! HOLD ON.

IS HIS LIFE. >> Gumball: WHAT?! HOLD ON. "RESURRECTEM MORTIS!"

>> [ ROARS ] >> COME ON! THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP!

>> COME ON! THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP! [ PLUNK! ]

THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP! [ PLUNK! ] >> Gumball: WAIT!

[ PLUNK! ] >> Gumball: WAIT! THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE

>> Gumball: WAIT! THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE ATTIC!

THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE ATTIC! >> OH, NO!

ATTIC! >> OH, NO! THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING

>> OH, NO! THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN --

THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN -- >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I

DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN -- >> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.

>> Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I FIGURED THAT ONE OUT. >> QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE

FIGURED THAT ONE OUT. >> QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES.

>> QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. >> Gumball: OKAY, UH...

TIMES. >> Gumball: OKAY, UH... WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN?

>> Gumball: OKAY, UH... WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN? >> VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI.

WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN? >> VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI. >> Gumball: VLADUS [BABBLES]

>> VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI. >> Gumball: VLADUS [BABBLES] I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE.

>> Gumball: VLADUS [BABBLES] I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE. >> JUST SAY VLAD.

I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE. >> JUST SAY VLAD. >> Gumball: VLAD, VLAD, VLAD,

>> JUST SAY VLAD. >> Gumball: VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD!

>> Gumball: VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD! [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]

VLAD, VLAD! [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HISS! ]

[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HISS! ] >> [ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

>> Anais: [ GRUNTS ] >> Mom: AAH! >> Dad: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Mom: AAH! >> Dad: [ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ]

>> Dad: [ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ] [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> DAD? IT'S ME. DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME? >> HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY

IT'S ME. DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME? >> HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

>> HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL. THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE.

[ WHAP! CRASH! ] >> DAD! [ CLATTER! ]

>> DAD! [ CLATTER! ] IS HE OKAY?

[ CLATTER! ] IS HE OKAY? >> Gumball: [ CLICKS TONGUE,

IS HE OKAY? >> Gumball: [ CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES SHARPLY ]

>> Gumball: [ CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES SHARPLY ] NO.

INHALES SHARPLY ] NO. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

NO. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Uh...no. No. Definitely not.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Uh...no. No. Definitely not. [ TWINKLE! ]

Uh...no. No. Definitely not. [ TWINKLE! ] >> [ GASPS ]

>> Together: AWW! >> Gumball: YOU SEE, THIS IS LIKE ME AND PENNY BECAUSE --

>> Gumball: YOU SEE, THIS IS LIKE ME AND PENNY BECAUSE -- [ ALL GROAN ]

[ MYSTICAL FLUTE PLAYS ]

>> "APPLY WAX STRIP TO HAIRY AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A

AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE."

THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE." [ SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE." [ SQUISH! SQUISH! ] THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING.

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! ] THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING. AND ALSO BECAUSE...

THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING. AND ALSO BECAUSE... HELLO?!

AND ALSO BECAUSE... HELLO?! OH, WELL.

HELLO?! OH, WELL. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT

OH, WELL. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO

I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION.

FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION. OH.

FASHION. OH. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING

OH. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? >> Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR

THERE? >> Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR [ MUNCHING ]

>> Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR [ MUNCHING ] THANK YOU.

[ MUNCHING ] THANK YOU. [ ALL SIGH ]

THANK YOU. [ ALL SIGH ] AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

[ ALL SIGH ] AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SURPRISE. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

SURPRISE. [ CLEARS THROAT ] "THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] "THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM. 'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE

"THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM. 'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES -- AND

'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES -- AND BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM.

MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES -- AND BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM. 'C'..."

BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM. 'C'..." >> NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY

'C'..." >> NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE

>> NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE TODAY.

THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE TODAY. >> Mom: OH, YEAH?!

TODAY. >> Mom: OH, YEAH?! WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW

>> Mom: OH, YEAH?! WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A --

WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A -- WAIT. WHAT?

AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A -- WAIT. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"?

WAIT. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"? THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST

DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"? THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID

THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME. DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN?

TO ME. DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN? >> Gumball: YEAH, AND YOU GAVE

DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN? >> Gumball: YEAH, AND YOU GAVE US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR

>> Gumball: YEAH, AND YOU GAVE US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION.

US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION. >> Darwin: AND YOUR FACE LOOKS

EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION. >> Darwin: AND YOUR FACE LOOKS WRONG.

>> Darwin: AND YOUR FACE LOOKS WRONG. IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE

WRONG. IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE DOWN.

IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE DOWN. >> Anais: IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU

DOWN. >> Anais: IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE...SMILING.

>> Anais: IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE...SMILING. >> Dad: "'Y'?

ARE...SMILING. >> Dad: "'Y'? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM.

>> Dad: "'Y'? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM. AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN

BECAUSE I LIKE THEM. AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT

AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM."

AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM." >> THANK YOU, RICHARD.

NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM." >> THANK YOU, RICHARD. LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE

>> THANK YOU, RICHARD. LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE

LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE

SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU.

TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

FOR ALL OF YOU. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> SURPRISE!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> SURPRISE! >> Dad: SORRY, SIR.

>> SURPRISE! >> Dad: SORRY, SIR. WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE.

>> Dad: SORRY, SIR. WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE.

WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, S--

WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, S-- [ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, S-- [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> THIS IS LOUIE.

[ DOOR SLAMS ] >> THIS IS LOUIE. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

>> THIS IS LOUIE. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. [ BOTH SMOOCH ]

HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. [ BOTH SMOOCH ] >> [ GAGGING ]

[ BOTH SMOOCH ] >> [ GAGGING ] [ BOTH SMOOCH ]

>> [ GAGGING ] [ BOTH SMOOCH ] >> [ GROANS ]

>> Gumball: [ Slowed voice ] DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> Darwin: WHAT'S WITH THE

DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> Darwin: WHAT'S WITH THE VOICE?

>> Darwin: WHAT'S WITH THE VOICE? >> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.

VOICE? >> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE.

>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE. >> Anais: DAD, WAKE UP!

IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE. >> Anais: DAD, WAKE UP! >> Gumball: [ Normal voice ] GET

>> Anais: DAD, WAKE UP! >> Gumball: [ Normal voice ] GET THE FIRST-AID KIT!

>> Gumball: [ Normal voice ] GET THE FIRST-AID KIT! CLEAR!

THE FIRST-AID KIT! CLEAR! >> Dad: [ GASPS ]

CLEAR! >> Dad: [ GASPS ] [ GROWLING ]

>> Dad: [ GASPS ] [ GROWLING ] >> WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.

[ GROWLING ] >> WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. >> [ GIGGLES ]

>> WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. >> [ GIGGLES ] >> I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET

>> [ GIGGLES ] >> I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET TOGETHER --

>> I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET TOGETHER -- >> Dad: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO

TOGETHER -- >> Dad: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT

>> Dad: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY!

SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY! >> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE

WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY! >> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID.

>> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID. MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED

NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID. MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. >> ME NEITHER.

TO BE. >> ME NEITHER. I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING

>> ME NEITHER. I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING IT WASN'T A QUESTION.

I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING IT WASN'T A QUESTION. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

IT WASN'T A QUESTION. [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ SIGHS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ SIGHS ] WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.

[ SIGHS ] WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. >> YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING

WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. >> YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING APART.

>> YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING APART. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

APART. [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ BOTH SMOOCH ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ BOTH SMOOCH ] >> Dad: [ GAGS, GASPS ]

[ BOTH SMOOCH ] >> Dad: [ GAGS, GASPS ] SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS

>> Dad: [ GAGS, GASPS ] SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS DO YOU HAVE?

SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS DO YOU HAVE? >> UH, NONE.

DO YOU HAVE? >> UH, NONE. >> Dad: AH, HA!

>> UH, NONE. >> Dad: AH, HA! HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS!

>> Dad: AH, HA! HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS! >> ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED.

HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS! >> ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED. >> Dad: COME ON, NICOLE!

>> ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED. >> Dad: COME ON, NICOLE! LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME!

>> Dad: COME ON, NICOLE! LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ]

LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] COME ON, KIDS!

[ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] COME ON, KIDS! SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC

COME ON, KIDS! SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC ABOUT HIM!

SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC ABOUT HIM! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ]

ABOUT HIM! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

[ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM --

NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM -- SANTA'S FACTORY?

WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM -- SANTA'S FACTORY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL!

SANTA'S FACTORY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] BURN!

BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] BURN! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ]

[ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] BURN! [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MOM?

[ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MOM? >> Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MOM? >> Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE

>> Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE ATMOSPHERE A LITTLE -- UGH! --

UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE ATMOSPHERE A LITTLE -- UGH! -- HEAVY?

>> WELL, THAT WAS VERY NICE. CATCH YOU LATER, COTTONTAIL. [ SMOOCHES ]

CATCH YOU LATER, COTTONTAIL. [ SMOOCHES ] >> Dad: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

[ SMOOCHES ] >> Dad: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! >> Gumball: UH, HE JUST DID.

>> Dad: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! >> Gumball: UH, HE JUST DID. >> Dad: NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

>> Gumball: UH, HE JUST DID. >> Dad: NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! >> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME

>> Dad: NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! >> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME BACK HERE, SON.

>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME BACK HERE, SON. >> Dad: CALL ME "SON" ONE

BACK HERE, SON. >> Dad: CALL ME "SON" ONE MORE TIME!

>> Dad: CALL ME "SON" ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! YOU MOTHER RUBBER!

I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! YOU MOTHER RUBBER! KIDS, COME OVER HERE.

YOU MOTHER RUBBER! KIDS, COME OVER HERE. OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM.

KIDS, COME OVER HERE. OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM. NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG.

OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM. NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG. LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!

NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG. LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR

LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY

YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR

YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! LET ME AT HIM!

LIFE! LET ME AT HIM! THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER!

LET ME AT HIM! THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER! FASTER, OLD MAN!

THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER! FASTER, OLD MAN! >> I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING

FASTER, OLD MAN! >> I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO

>> I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO TO 8 MILES AN HOUR.

TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO TO 8 MILES AN HOUR. >> Dad: [ GROANS ]

TO 8 MILES AN HOUR. >> Dad: [ GROANS ] [ SCOOTER GRINDING ]

>> Dad: [ GROANS ] [ SCOOTER GRINDING ] [ DOOR SLAMS ]

[ SCOOTER GRINDING ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE

[ DOOR SLAMS ] WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE COMES BACK?

WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE COMES BACK? >> All: FATHER?

COMES BACK? >> All: FATHER? >> Dad: YEAH!

>> All: FATHER? >> Dad: YEAH! YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME

>> Dad: YEAH! YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME MILK 42 YEARS AGO.

YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME MILK 42 YEARS AGO. HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE!

MILK 42 YEARS AGO. HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE! >> All: UH...

>> Dad: WHAT? >> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. >> Dad: NO, LET ME EXPLAIN

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. >> Dad: NO, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING!

>> Dad: NO, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY

SOMETHING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY ANYMORE!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY ANYMORE! >> WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR

ANYMORE! >> WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN.

>> WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN. >> Dad: WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF,

YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN. >> Dad: WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF, YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD

>> Dad: WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF, YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD LADY!

YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD LADY! >> Gumball: I DON'T THINK

LADY! >> Gumball: I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR

>> Gumball: I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR 12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE.

ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR 12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE. >> RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO

12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE. >> RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M

>> RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT!

MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT! >> Dad: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT! >> Dad: GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

>> Dad: GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! >> YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!

YOU'RE GROUNDED! >> YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

>> YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! >> Both: FINE!

YOU'RE GROUNDED! >> Both: FINE! >> Gumball: HOW LONG BEFORE THEY

>> Both: FINE! >> Gumball: HOW LONG BEFORE THEY REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN

>> Gumball: HOW LONG BEFORE THEY REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM?

REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM? [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM? [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ SNORING ]

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ SNORING ] >> GUMBALL.

[ SNORING ] >> GUMBALL. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> GUMBALL. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Gumball: [ GASPS ] OH, WAIT.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Gumball: [ GASPS ] OH, WAIT. THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE.

>> Gumball: [ GASPS ] OH, WAIT. THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE. NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN

THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE. NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN REAL LIFE.

NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN REAL LIFE. >> Darwin: WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO

REAL LIFE. >> Darwin: WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE.

>> Darwin: WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Gumball: HUH, WHAT DO YOU

WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Gumball: HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

>> Gumball: HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? AAH!

KNOW? AAH! >> Anais: YEAH, I AGREE WITH

AAH! >> Anais: YEAH, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN

>> Anais: YEAH, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT.

YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT. >> Gumball: SHE LOOKS LIKE A

DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT. >> Gumball: SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAUNTED CHRISTMAS.

>> Gumball: SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAUNTED CHRISTMAS. >> Darwin: WE WERE HOPING YOU

HAUNTED CHRISTMAS. >> Darwin: WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US OUT.

>> Darwin: WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US OUT. >> Gumball: WELL, HOW ABOUT WE

COULD HELP US OUT. >> Gumball: WELL, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A LONGER DRESS?

>> Gumball: WELL, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A LONGER DRESS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER

START WITH A LONGER DRESS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER LEGS.

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER LEGS. THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM.

LEGS. THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM. ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG

THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM. ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG OVER HER HEAD?

ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG OVER HER HEAD? >> Anais: YEAH, WE TRIED THAT

OVER HER HEAD? >> Anais: YEAH, WE TRIED THAT FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING

>> Anais: YEAH, WE TRIED THAT FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE

FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE BITS OF HER.

HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE BITS OF HER. >> Gumball: OH, I GOT AN IDEA.

BITS OF HER. >> Gumball: OH, I GOT AN IDEA. >> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

>> Gumball: OH, I GOT AN IDEA. >> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK

>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK OUT OR WHAT?

ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK OUT OR WHAT? >> Gumball: I-I DON'T KNOW,

OUT OR WHAT? >> Gumball: I-I DON'T KNOW, GRANNY JOJO.

>> Gumball: I-I DON'T KNOW, GRANNY JOJO. I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME

GRANNY JOJO. I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND DAD.

I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND DAD. IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT

BETWEEN YOU AND DAD. IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT,

IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT, SWEATY PLACE.

BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT, SWEATY PLACE. >> OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD

SWEATY PLACE. >> OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF

>> OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT

ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD

TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS...

ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS... >> Gumball: PLEASE STOP.

THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS... >> Gumball: PLEASE STOP. I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE.

>> Gumball: PLEASE STOP. I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE. IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF.

I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE. IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF. >> ...HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR

IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF. >> ...HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, "I love you. I love you."

>> ...HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, "I love you. I love you." >> Gumball: FINE! FINE!

EAR, "I love you. I love you." >> Gumball: FINE! FINE! WE'LL DO IT!

>> Gumball: FINE! FINE! WE'LL DO IT! JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING!

WE'LL DO IT! JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING! >> [ WHISTLES ]

JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING! >> [ WHISTLES ] IS YOUR GRANDMA IN?

>> [ WHISTLES ] IS YOUR GRANDMA IN? >> Gumball: YEAH, SHE'LL BE

IS YOUR GRANDMA IN? >> Gumball: YEAH, SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

>> Gumball: YEAH, SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. >> [ STRAINING ]

RIGHT DOWN. >> [ STRAINING ] >> Gumball: IT'S NOT LONG

>> [ STRAINING ] >> Gumball: IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH.

>> Gumball: IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH. WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE?

ENOUGH. WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE? >> KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE? >> KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES. [ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS ]

>> KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES. [ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS ] >> Darwin: OH, MAN, I CAN'T

[ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS ] >> Darwin: OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S

>> Darwin: OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S GIRDLE IS.

BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S GIRDLE IS. >> Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

GIRDLE IS. >> Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.

>> Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS. >> Anais: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS. >> Anais: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR

>> Anais: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR ONE SOMEDAY.

GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR ONE SOMEDAY. >> OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT.

ONE SOMEDAY. >> OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT. HELP ME UP.

>> OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT. HELP ME UP. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG

HELP ME UP. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG BEFORE MY HOT DATE.

I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG BEFORE MY HOT DATE. >> Gumball: [ GRUNTING ]

BEFORE MY HOT DATE. >> Gumball: [ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE WEIGHT?

>> Gumball: [ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE WEIGHT? HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE

WHAT THE WEIGHT? HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE SO HEAVY?

HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE SO HEAVY? >> WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS,

SO HEAVY? >> WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS, ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD

>> WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS, ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND

ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH

TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH PACEMAKER.

AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH PACEMAKER. I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M

PACEMAKER. I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR

I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR VEHICLE.

LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR VEHICLE. ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE?

VEHICLE. ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE? >> Gumball: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO

ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE? >> Gumball: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING?

>> Gumball: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? >> Anais: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO

TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? >> Anais: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING?

>> Anais: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? >> Darwin: DIDN'T I TELL YOU --

TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? >> Darwin: DIDN'T I TELL YOU -- >> Gumball: UH, SORRY. MY BAD.

>> Darwin: DIDN'T I TELL YOU -- >> Gumball: UH, SORRY. MY BAD. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT.

>> Gumball: UH, SORRY. MY BAD. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT. >> [ GROANS ]

I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT. >> [ GROANS ] WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN.

>> [ GROANS ] WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN. >> Mom: OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T

WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN. >> Mom: OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE.

>> Mom: OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE. REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN

STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE. REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE.

REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE. >> Dad: ♪ "I" IS FOR

WE FELL IN LOVE. >> Dad: ♪ "I" IS FOR "INCREDIBLE" 'CAUSE THAT'S

>> Dad: ♪ "I" IS FOR "INCREDIBLE" 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ♪

"INCREDIBLE" 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ♪ ♪ "J" IS FOR EDIBLE 'CAUSE --

WHAT YOU ARE ♪ ♪ "J" IS FOR EDIBLE 'CAUSE -- >> NICOLE, WHERE ARE YOU?

♪ "J" IS FOR EDIBLE 'CAUSE -- >> NICOLE, WHERE ARE YOU? >> Mom: QUICK! DAD'S COMING!

>> NICOLE, WHERE ARE YOU? >> Mom: QUICK! DAD'S COMING! >> Dad: AAH!

>> Mom: QUICK! DAD'S COMING! >> Dad: AAH! [ GRUNTING ]

>> Dad: AAH! [ GRUNTING ] I'M OKA--

[ GRUNTING ] I'M OKA-- OF COURSE I REMEMBER.

I'M OKA-- OF COURSE I REMEMBER. THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE

OF COURSE I REMEMBER. THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE OF THE STRINGS.

THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE OF THE STRINGS. [ STRING STRUMS ]

OF THE STRINGS. [ STRING STRUMS ] >> Mom: RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S

[ STRING STRUMS ] >> Mom: RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY -- OR

>> Mom: RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY -- OR NICE.

NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY -- OR NICE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT.

NICE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT. >> Dad: ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT. >> Dad: ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK WITH HER.

>> Dad: ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK WITH HER. >> Gumball: ALL RIGHT, SO, THE

I'LL SPEAK WITH HER. >> Gumball: ALL RIGHT, SO, THE PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs

>> Gumball: ALL RIGHT, SO, THE PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP

PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP

WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE

WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY

THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN

DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO

CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH,

WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH, DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING

THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH, DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW

DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND

GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND SAFELY IN LOUIE'S ARMS.

AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND SAFELY IN LOUIE'S ARMS. EVERYBODY READY?

[ ZIP! ] [ THUD! ] >> Anais: MAYBE WE COULD JUST

[ THUD! ] >> Anais: MAYBE WE COULD JUST OPEN THE FRONT DOOR.

>> Anais: MAYBE WE COULD JUST OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. >> AH, THANKS, KID.

OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. >> AH, THANKS, KID. HELLO, COTTONTAIL.

>> AH, THANKS, KID. HELLO, COTTONTAIL. >> Both: MMM...

HELLO, COTTONTAIL. >> Both: MMM... >> Dad: NO!

>> Both: MMM... >> Dad: NO! [ BOTH SLURP ]

>> Dad: NO! [ BOTH SLURP ] UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!

[ BOTH SLURP ] UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! >> Gumball: WELL, THAT'S THAT

UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! >> Gumball: WELL, THAT'S THAT FACE RUINED.

>> Gumball: WELL, THAT'S THAT FACE RUINED. [ POP! THUNK! ]

FACE RUINED. [ POP! THUNK! ] >> Dad: GET AWAY FROM MY MOM!

[ POP! THUNK! ] >> Dad: GET AWAY FROM MY MOM! GET OUT OF OUR LIVES!

>> Dad: GET AWAY FROM MY MOM! GET OUT OF OUR LIVES! I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE!

GET OUT OF OUR LIVES! I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE! >> WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY

I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE! >> WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.

>> WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. >> OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR

ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. >> OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR

>> OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL

STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION.

MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION. >> Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT,

CONFRONTATION. >> Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANNY JOJO.

>> Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANNY JOJO. A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA!

GRANNY JOJO. A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA! >> I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD

A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA! >> I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND

>> I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE

SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE CONVERSATION.

HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE CONVERSATION. >> Dad: I WAS GONNA SUGGEST

CONVERSATION. >> Dad: I WAS GONNA SUGGEST ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

>> Dad: I WAS GONNA SUGGEST ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. >> Gumball: OKAY!

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. >> Gumball: OKAY! THEN MAN-OFF IT IS!

>> Gumball: OKAY! THEN MAN-OFF IT IS! A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS

THEN MAN-OFF IT IS! A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS FINGERS!

A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS FINGERS! A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS

FINGERS! A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY

A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY THEMSELVES!

PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY THEMSELVES! A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF

THEMSELVES! A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND

A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND SHOWS NO SHAME!

HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND SHOWS NO SHAME! A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE

SHOWS NO SHAME! A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS

A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT

MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT WITH A SOCK.

SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT WITH A SOCK. SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT

WITH A SOCK. SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN.

SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN. BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY

WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN. BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY BEST.

BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY BEST. GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL

BEST. GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL WILL BE...HAIR GROWING.

GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL WILL BE...HAIR GROWING. >> OH, WELL, I'VE WON.

WILL BE...HAIR GROWING. >> OH, WELL, I'VE WON. >> Gumball: WHAT? HOW?

>> OH, WELL, I'VE WON. >> Gumball: WHAT? HOW? >> KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD.

>> Gumball: WHAT? HOW? >> KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD. I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY.

>> KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD. I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY. JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY

I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY. JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP.

JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP. >> Darwin: AND THE WINNER IS

NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP. >> Darwin: AND THE WINNER IS LOUIE!

>> Darwin: AND THE WINNER IS LOUIE! >> Dad: WHAT?!

LOUIE! >> Dad: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH?

>> Dad: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH? [ WIND GUSTING ]

WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH? [ WIND GUSTING ] >> Gumball: Psst.

[ WIND GUSTING ] >> Gumball: Psst. >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Gumball: Psst. >> [ GRUNTS ] >> Gumball: NEXT ROUND --

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> Gumball: NEXT ROUND -- MAN WASHING!

>> Gumball: NEXT ROUND -- MAN WASHING! >> Dad: [ HUMMING ]

MAN WASHING! >> Dad: [ HUMMING ] >> Anais: UGH!

>> Dad: [ HUMMING ] >> Anais: UGH! >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Anais: UGH! >> [ GRUNTS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] >> [ GASPING ]

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] >> [ GASPING ] [ ZOOM! ]

>> [ GASPING ] [ ZOOM! ] [ MELT! ]

[ ZOOM! ] [ MELT! ] >> Gumball: MAN SITTING!

[ MELT! ] >> Gumball: MAN SITTING! >> Dad: [ GROANS ]

>> Gumball: MAN SITTING! >> Dad: [ GROANS ] [ GROANS ]

>> Dad: [ GROANS ] [ GROANS ] >> Gumball: MAN COOKING!

[ GROANS ] >> Gumball: MAN COOKING! [ SPITS ] UGH! IT'S RARE!

>> Gumball: MAN COOKING! [ SPITS ] UGH! IT'S RARE! >> THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS.

[ SPITS ] UGH! IT'S RARE! >> THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS. >> Dad: THAT'S NOT RARE.

>> THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS. >> Dad: THAT'S NOT RARE. THIS IS!

>> Dad: THAT'S NOT RARE. THIS IS! [ COW MOOS ]

THIS IS! [ COW MOOS ] AAH!

[ COW MOOS ] AAH! >> Gumball: MAN WHISTLING!

AAH! >> Gumball: MAN WHISTLING! >> [ WHISTLES ]

>> Gumball: MAN WHISTLING! >> [ WHISTLES ] >> Dad: HA!

>> [ WHISTLES ] >> Dad: HA! I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY

>> Dad: HA! I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY ONE FINGER!

I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY ONE FINGER! [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

ONE FINGER! [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ GAGS ]

[ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ GAGS ] >> Gumball: MAN DANCING!

THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION. A REAL MAN DOESN'T DANCE. AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE...

A REAL MAN DOESN'T DANCE. AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE... SHARING YOUR EMOTION!

AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE... SHARING YOUR EMOTION! >> Both: WHAT?!

SHARING YOUR EMOTION! >> Both: WHAT?! >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> Both: WHAT?! >> Gumball: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] YES!

>> Gumball: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] YES! OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO

YES! OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST,

OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR -- TALKING ABOUT

MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR -- TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELING.

DARKEST FEAR -- TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELING. >> Dad: [ SCOFFS ] WELL, THAT'S

YOUR FEELING. >> Dad: [ SCOFFS ] WELL, THAT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

>> Dad: [ SCOFFS ] WELL, THAT'S A WASTE OF TIME. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

A WASTE OF TIME. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. >> OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR

THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. >> OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

>> OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE

DAD? I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK.

I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK. >> Dad: [ GASPS ]

DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK. >> Dad: [ GASPS ] [ GRUNTING ]

>> Dad: [ GASPS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I KNOW.

[ GRUNTING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I KNOW. I KNOW.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY...

I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY... R-R-REALLY...

IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY... R-R-REALLY... >> I KNOW. I KNOW.

R-R-REALLY... >> I KNOW. I KNOW. I LIKED HIM, TOO.

>> I KNOW. I KNOW. I LIKED HIM, TOO. IT'S JUST...HE FELT OTHERWISE.

I LIKED HIM, TOO. IT'S JUST...HE FELT OTHERWISE. COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT.

IT'S JUST...HE FELT OTHERWISE. COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT. >> Dad: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT. >> Dad: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ SOBBING ]

>> Dad: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ SOBBING ] >> COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT.

[ SOBBING ] >> COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT. >> Dad: IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED

>> COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT. >> Dad: IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER

>> Dad: IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER THAN ME.

THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER THAN ME. [ SNIFFS ]

THAN ME. [ SNIFFS ] AND THEN -- AND THEN I'LL LOSE

[ SNIFFS ] AND THEN -- AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOU, TOO.

AND THEN -- AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOU, TOO. [ SNIFFS ]

YOU, TOO. [ SNIFFS ] >> [ SMOOCHES ] DON'T BE SILLIER

[ SNIFFS ] >> [ SMOOCHES ] DON'T BE SILLIER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

>> [ SMOOCHES ] DON'T BE SILLIER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND

THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND FOR ALL.

YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND FOR ALL. >> Dad: YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO

FOR ALL. >> Dad: YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO.

>> Dad: YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO. [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

BE HAPPY, TOO. [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY."

FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY." >> UH [CLEARS THROAT] A LOT OF

"DADDY." >> UH [CLEARS THROAT] A LOT OF WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING

>> UH [CLEARS THROAT] A LOT OF WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY.

WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY. [ PAT! PAT! PAT! ]

LATELY. [ PAT! PAT! PAT! ] >> Anais: ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY,

[ PAT! PAT! PAT! ] >> Anais: ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DAD?

>> Anais: ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DAD? >> Dad: YES, SWEETIE.

DAD? >> Dad: YES, SWEETIE. THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE

>> Dad: YES, SWEETIE. THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND

THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND BECOME A MAN.

WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND BECOME A MAN. >> All: AW!

BECOME A MAN. >> All: AW! >> [ SMOOCHES ]

>> All: AW! >> [ SMOOCHES ] >> Dad: [ GAGS ]