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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,702 --> 00:00:07,372 [ Waves breaking, birds calling ] 2 00:00:27,726 --> 00:00:30,929 [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 3 00:00:39,304 --> 00:00:41,706 Yo, let's go. Yep. 4 00:00:41,707 --> 00:00:43,573 ♪ Hey ♪ 5 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:44,843 ♪ La La ♪ 6 00:00:47,345 --> 00:00:50,514 ♪ La La ♪ 7 00:00:50,515 --> 00:00:55,786 ♪ Yeah, building a house so it can fall at the first brick ♪ 8 00:00:55,787 --> 00:00:58,789 ♪ If the cement don't stick ♪ 9 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:06,196 ♪ But I've been told that it only gets harder from there ♪ 10 00:01:06,197 --> 00:01:10,868 ♪ Mm, I said now that I'm young, I just do what I do ♪ 11 00:01:10,869 --> 00:01:14,571 ♪ I don't second-guess too much ♪ 12 00:01:14,572 --> 00:01:18,575 ♪ Shed my ties, and I'm not that wise ♪ 13 00:01:18,576 --> 00:01:20,010 ♪ I'm not a grown-up... ♪ 14 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:21,979 We have got to get a retail space, man. 15 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:23,380 I'm so over these contractors 16 00:01:23,381 --> 00:01:25,582 Nickel and Diming our margins all day. 17 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,584 Yeah. I hear you, man. 18 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:29,319 Watch the mirror. 19 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,957 [ Cellphone buzzing ] 20 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:38,162 That's it. [ Horn honking ] 21 00:01:38,163 --> 00:01:39,696 Come on, man. 22 00:01:39,697 --> 00:01:42,000 [ Cellphone chimes ] 23 00:01:47,105 --> 00:01:48,739 Hey, pal, it's Tarzan. 24 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:52,709 Found your number on Google. Hope it's the right one. 25 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,378 Look, I know it's been a while, 26 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,680 but since we're coming up through Tampa, 27 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:59,349 I figured you'd want to know. 28 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,853 I got some real bad news about Dallas. 29 00:02:02,854 --> 00:02:05,023 He's gone, bro. 30 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:29,781 [ Keys jingle, engine stops ] 31 00:02:36,922 --> 00:02:38,122 Can I help you? 32 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:41,425 Hi. I'm here for the wake. 33 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:42,759 There's no wake here. 34 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,095 Ozzy Osbourne: All aboard! [ Laughs ] 35 00:02:45,096 --> 00:02:47,731 Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it. 36 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,267 [ "Crazy train" playing ] 37 00:02:50,268 --> 00:02:53,271 ♪ I... I... I... I... I... I... I... ♪ 38 00:02:56,641 --> 00:02:59,444 [ Indistinct conversations ] 39 00:03:02,948 --> 00:03:04,348 [ Footsteps approaching ] 40 00:03:04,349 --> 00:03:07,184 [ Screams ] Come on, baby! 41 00:03:07,185 --> 00:03:08,552 Whoo! 42 00:03:08,553 --> 00:03:11,356 [ Crowd cheering ] 43 00:03:15,927 --> 00:03:19,296 Holy shit. What the fuck are you doing here? 44 00:03:19,297 --> 00:03:21,265 [ Laughs ] Your towel. Your towel. Your towel. 45 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:22,833 Oh. Yeah. Just go with it, baby. 46 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,034 [ Shouts indistinctly ] 47 00:03:24,035 --> 00:03:25,970 Hey, fellas! Catch and release! 48 00:03:25,971 --> 00:03:27,071 No! No, no, no! 49 00:03:27,072 --> 00:03:28,505 [ Crowd cheering ] 50 00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:35,779 ♪ Millions of people living as foes ♪ 51 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,948 Richie: Nice entrance. [ Laughter ] 52 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:40,617 Tobias: Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro? 53 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:41,685 Well, I don't know. 54 00:03:41,686 --> 00:03:43,353 Somebody told me this was a wake. 55 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:44,289 A wake? 56 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,991 Yeah. Dallas. He's not dead? 57 00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:49,359 [ Laughs ] You told him he was dead? 58 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,296 [ Laughter ] 59 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:53,898 We were gonna invite you, but we got... 60 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:57,467 But we had a fucking couple of drinks, and we were like, 61 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:59,336 "he's got the girl and the job, 62 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:03,473 and he's not gonna come unless we really get his attention." 63 00:04:03,474 --> 00:04:06,410 Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he? 64 00:04:06,411 --> 00:04:10,114 He fucking bailed on us, man. He took the kid. 65 00:04:10,115 --> 00:04:12,283 Started a new show overseas. 66 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:15,219 Wow. Where? 67 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,921 Macaw. 68 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,022 Macau. 69 00:04:18,023 --> 00:04:19,623 Fucking China. 70 00:04:19,624 --> 00:04:22,659 Some D-Bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money... 71 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:26,063 Don't say his name, man. Don't give it that power. 72 00:04:26,064 --> 00:04:29,166 I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort. 73 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,401 Richie: Fuckin' first time you backflipped off that balcony 74 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:33,237 in the middle of the night. 75 00:04:33,238 --> 00:04:35,439 Mike: I was thinking about doing it again and then punked out. 76 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,507 Here she is. Yeah, liquid acid, man. 77 00:04:37,508 --> 00:04:39,709 That'll take you back to the original self. 78 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,078 No, fuck that shit, man. 79 00:04:41,079 --> 00:04:42,879 I woke up under a car in the parking lot. 80 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,481 White shadow, meet Mikey. Hi. 81 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:47,084 Mikey Lane, white shadow. Yeah. We've met. 82 00:04:47,085 --> 00:04:49,419 Oh, I think she likes you, Mike. All right. [ Grunts ] 83 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:51,821 Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you. 84 00:04:51,822 --> 00:04:54,024 [ Laughter ] 85 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:55,492 Jesus fuck. 86 00:04:55,493 --> 00:04:58,362 You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man? 87 00:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,863 [ Chuckles ] Things are good, man. 88 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,999 They're really good. The business is crushing it. 89 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,102 We got so many orders, I don't even have enough employees. 90 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:06,503 Uh, I don't know. 91 00:05:06,504 --> 00:05:08,305 We're about to expand and get a retail spot. 92 00:05:08,306 --> 00:05:10,907 That's nice, man. Yeah. Dude, I'm just... 93 00:05:10,908 --> 00:05:13,477 I'm just happy to be running my own show for once. 94 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:14,345 I feel that one. 95 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:15,745 Tito: How's the old girl? 96 00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:17,347 She's good, man. Yeah. 97 00:05:17,348 --> 00:05:19,249 Yeah? Yeah, I mean... 98 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,285 You guys... You still haven't told me 99 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:23,420 what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa. 100 00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:26,991 Today, you are looking at it, brother. 101 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,493 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune. 102 00:05:29,494 --> 00:05:32,096 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to myrtle beach 103 00:05:32,097 --> 00:05:33,297 for the convention. That's right. 104 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:36,300 One last fucking ride, baby. 105 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,102 How's that work without Dallas? 106 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:43,140 Well, you see, we, uh... Tobias is gonna M.C. 107 00:05:43,141 --> 00:05:46,310 [ Imitating Dallas ] All right, all right, all right! 108 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:48,045 How y'all ladies doing here tonight? 109 00:05:48,046 --> 00:05:49,046 [ Chuckles ] 110 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:50,414 [ Laughter ] 111 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:52,182 That's totally gonna work. 112 00:05:52,183 --> 00:05:53,517 Just do it just like that. 113 00:05:53,518 --> 00:05:56,020 Richie: We got a couple days to perfect that. 114 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:57,421 Uh, look. 115 00:05:57,422 --> 00:05:59,323 The point is we still got two freak shows, 116 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:01,591 one who can barely dance. 117 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:04,161 One... person of color? 118 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:05,495 I think you mean two. 119 00:06:05,496 --> 00:06:08,065 I mean, you're fucking Algerian, bro. 120 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,299 Armenian, asshole. 121 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,867 Oh, right. Yeah. Armenia. 122 00:06:10,868 --> 00:06:12,336 One snowy white Ken doll 123 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,404 for all those good little Christian women. 124 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:15,505 Present. 125 00:06:15,506 --> 00:06:17,707 I mean, what the fuck more do you need? 126 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,009 Right? 127 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,477 Seize the day! Seize the day. 128 00:06:20,478 --> 00:06:22,179 Am I right? Tarzan: Yeah! Yes. 129 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:25,382 I'm Goddamned if I'm gonna let my last memory of this business 130 00:06:25,383 --> 00:06:27,351 be getting laid off. That's right. 131 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:29,419 If I'm going down, I'm going down in a... in a... 132 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,188 In a Fuckin' Tsunami of dollar bills! 133 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:32,856 Can I get an "Amen"? Yes. 134 00:06:32,857 --> 00:06:34,491 Amen, brother! Make it rain! 135 00:06:34,492 --> 00:06:37,195 Amen! 136 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:42,666 Mike: All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it. 137 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:46,670 Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about? 138 00:06:46,671 --> 00:06:49,073 Uh... y... look. 139 00:06:49,074 --> 00:06:53,743 Yes, uh, is... is the answer, but it just can't be right now. 140 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,446 I mean, we need a couple more reliable accounts 141 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:59,217 before I can get a policy for you. 142 00:07:00,051 --> 00:07:01,085 All right? 143 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:02,452 Yo, get outta here. 144 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:04,354 Go have dinner with your family. I can do this. 145 00:07:04,355 --> 00:07:06,090 Nah, man. Come on. It's no problem, man. 146 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:08,058 Come on, it's fine. Seriously. 147 00:07:08,059 --> 00:07:10,260 Yeah? I got it. I got it. Go home. 148 00:07:10,261 --> 00:07:12,096 Thanks. Thanks, brother. [ Mid-tempo R&B playing ] 149 00:07:12,097 --> 00:07:14,665 ♪ ♪ 150 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:52,570 [ Motor humming ] 151 00:07:55,973 --> 00:07:58,808 [ Up-tempo hip-hop playing ] 152 00:07:58,809 --> 00:08:02,679 Woman: You're listening to the golden age of hip-hop. 153 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,814 Only on spotify. 154 00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:07,351 [ Music continues ] 155 00:08:07,352 --> 00:08:10,688 [ Introduction to "Pony" plays ] 156 00:08:35,446 --> 00:08:38,648 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪ 157 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:41,585 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪ 158 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:45,422 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪ 159 00:08:45,423 --> 00:08:49,025 ♪ Without even falling off ♪ 160 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:52,229 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪ 161 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:55,665 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪ 162 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:58,835 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪ 163 00:08:58,836 --> 00:09:02,071 ♪ I promise that you won't want to get off ♪ 164 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:03,940 ♪ You're horny ♪ 165 00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:05,809 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 166 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,211 ♪ Ride it ♪ 167 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:08,678 ♪ My pony ♪ 168 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:12,649 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 169 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:15,385 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 170 00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:17,254 ♪ You're horny ♪ 171 00:09:17,255 --> 00:09:19,256 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 172 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:20,757 ♪ Ride it ♪ 173 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:22,292 ♪ My pony ♪ 174 00:09:22,293 --> 00:09:26,029 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 175 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:29,366 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 176 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:33,002 ♪ Sittin' here flossin' ♪ 177 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:35,839 ♪ Peepin' your steelo ♪ 178 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,543 ♪ Just once if I have the chance ♪ 179 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:42,446 ♪ The things I will do to you ♪ 180 00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:46,483 ♪ You and your body ♪ [ Chuckles ] 181 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:48,985 ♪ Every single portion ♪ 182 00:09:48,986 --> 00:09:52,489 Tito: Make sure it's secure. Pack the pump? 183 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:54,291 Tarzan: Brought one for you, too. 184 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:55,692 [ Chuckles ] 185 00:09:55,693 --> 00:09:57,461 All right. That's got the brace. 186 00:09:57,462 --> 00:09:59,829 You got the knee brace in there. Copy. 187 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:02,799 Hey, Ken, you got that endless summer spray tan mix, brother? 188 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,569 You know I do, brother. First thing I packed. 189 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:08,071 Mike: Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker? 190 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:09,939 [ All shouting ] 191 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:12,509 Richie: What in the hell are you doing here, man? 192 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,010 What do you think I'm doing here, man? 193 00:10:14,011 --> 00:10:15,979 You said seize the day. I ain't missing this shit. 194 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:18,615 You got off work? C.E.O. Of my own company. 195 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:20,484 I take vacations when I want them. 196 00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:22,419 Tito: Wait. Your girl gave you a hall pass? 197 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,987 [ Laughs ] I don't need a hall pass, 198 00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:26,256 I just somebody to tell me that this isn't a terrible idea. 199 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:30,159 Oh, this is a horrible idea. But you can't take it back now. 200 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,061 So get the fuck on the Van. 201 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:34,498 Let's go. [ Laughs ] Yeah! 202 00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:37,967 This is like when Justin came back to backstreet. 203 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,704 You fucking kidding me? Justin was in nsync. 204 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:43,307 Kevin Richardson came back to Backstreet in 2012. 205 00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:44,874 Get your Orlando history straight. 206 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,643 I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit. 207 00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:48,244 Well, you know who does give a shit? 208 00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:49,713 People who actually have musical taste. 209 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:52,649 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band 210 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,684 that ever came out of Florida, period. 211 00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:56,453 Tarzan: And that conversation just happened. 212 00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:57,887 Welcome back, Mike! 213 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,557 Welcome back, brother. [ Mid-Tempo music playing ] 214 00:11:00,558 --> 00:11:03,159 ♪ Oh, my, oh, tell me why ♪ 215 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,095 ♪ Ain't this something that money can't buy? ♪ 216 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:07,964 ♪ Oh, money ♪ 217 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,299 ♪ Money ♪ 218 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,000 ♪ Money ♪ 219 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,101 ♪ Money ♪ 220 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:14,003 ♪ Money ♪ 221 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:15,038 ♪ Money ♪ 222 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,706 ♪ That money can't... ♪ 223 00:11:16,707 --> 00:11:19,576 Tobias: Hey, Mikey, what do you think of the truck, bro? 224 00:11:19,577 --> 00:11:21,911 This thing's fucking crazy. [ Chuckles ] Right? 225 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:24,448 Hey, so, I got my, uh, my buddy Martín. 226 00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:26,550 He hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach. 227 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,318 And then I got Tarzan back there 228 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:30,454 to paint it up all sick Picasso style. 229 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:33,590 Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, 230 00:11:33,591 --> 00:11:36,460 but I did the best I could. [ Laughs ] 231 00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,895 What exactly are y'all doing out of it, though? 232 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,698 I'm making artisanal probiotic Froyo. 233 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:43,367 I serve it out of this side. 234 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,934 Tobias spins out of the other. 235 00:11:44,935 --> 00:11:47,337 The whole thing's like a healthy mobile block party. 236 00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:48,938 It's crazy, right? 237 00:11:48,939 --> 00:11:51,207 We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth. 238 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,242 That's actually a pretty Fuckin' good idea. 239 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:55,745 Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike. 240 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:58,382 Yeah. Good show. ♪ Money can buy you silks and sable ♪ 241 00:11:58,383 --> 00:12:00,650 ♪ False religion, fame and fable ♪ 242 00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:02,886 Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is gonna be? 243 00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:05,822 You're gonna... you're gonna be on this thing the whole time? 244 00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:06,990 Are you kidding? 245 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,091 Relax. 246 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:09,893 I got a bunch of orders just came in. 247 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:11,828 All the guys at the shop are just freaking out. 248 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,997 If you're gonna be here, be here, man. 249 00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:14,865 Be present. 250 00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,434 Okay. I'll... be present. 251 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:18,568 ♪ Money ♪ 252 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:19,703 ♪ Said money ♪ 253 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,070 What are you even doing? 254 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,239 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows. 255 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,641 Yeah. You zoom in. 256 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,810 You find the shit you can't catch in the mirror. 257 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:29,046 See? Look. I need a Tweeze right there. 258 00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:32,349 Shit works. 259 00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,185 Mike, come on, man. 260 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:38,888 All right. Relax. 261 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,458 Yo. 262 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:43,794 All right. That's it. 263 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,598 What are you... yo! What the fuck are you doing? 264 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:52,068 IPhone went "bye, phone." Are you serious right now? 265 00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:54,303 Buy another one, you rich motherfucker. Turn the fucking truck around. 266 00:12:54,304 --> 00:12:55,505 No. Keep driving. 267 00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:58,107 How do you like that, bitch? 268 00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,208 Oh, I welcome it. 269 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:00,410 Yeah? Yeah. 270 00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:01,611 That wasn't my phone. 271 00:13:01,612 --> 00:13:02,846 It was mine. 272 00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:05,515 [ Laughing ] Oh. Fuck. I'm sorry. Fuck! 273 00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,484 I had like seven minutes left on it, man. 274 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,585 Here. Have a shake. 275 00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:10,620 I don't want a fucking shake. 276 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,188 What... What am I supposed to do? 277 00:13:12,189 --> 00:13:14,390 I should chuck your big ass right off this fucking truck. 278 00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:15,759 That's the Mikey I remember! 279 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,026 Look, if you ain't ready 280 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,862 to bring it old school this weekend, 281 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:21,531 then you need to hop the fuck up off this food truck right now. 282 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:22,999 What the fuck are you even talking about? 283 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,568 Why do you think I came this weekend? 284 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,503 I don't know, man. It's been a long time. 285 00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:28,137 But I do know this. 286 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,773 You better be ready to follow my ass 287 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:30,907 down the rabbit hole, brother. 288 00:13:30,908 --> 00:13:32,375 I'm talking out of body, baby. 289 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,143 Astral projection! 290 00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:36,212 Tobias, we're going to mad Mary's. 291 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:37,947 Hell, yeah! Oh, shit. 292 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:41,384 Nobody... nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride, brother. 293 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,385 Whoo! 294 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,489 [ Grunts ] 295 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,726 [ Chuckles ] 296 00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:54,464 [ Up-tempo music playing, crowd cheering ] 297 00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:56,866 All: ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 298 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,201 Come on. 299 00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:01,070 ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 300 00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:02,238 ♪ Oh ♪ 301 00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:03,873 ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪ 302 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:06,510 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club 303 00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:07,944 and you... you... You and Ken 304 00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:10,079 were fucking with those two girls from the club? 305 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,415 What... what was the girl with the black hair's name? 306 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,650 I don't fucking know. 307 00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:14,918 How am I supposed to remember that? 308 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,119 What?! I don't know. 309 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,454 You don't fucking remember that? 310 00:14:18,455 --> 00:14:19,889 Man, you are fucking dusty. 311 00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:21,925 Julie. Julie, man! The barely legal paralegal. 312 00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:23,693 Tarzan: Here we go, man. 313 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:24,861 It's getting late. 314 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:28,165 [ Cheers and applause ] 315 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,603 ♪ Hot stuff ♪ 316 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:38,441 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughs ] 317 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,475 Yeah. 318 00:14:39,476 --> 00:14:41,010 Bonjour, lovelies. 319 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:44,147 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing 320 00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:45,148 out there tonight? 321 00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:47,450 Doing great! Yeah! [ Crowd cheering ] 322 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,386 Yes. That's the ticket, miss thing. 323 00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:52,956 Now, I am miss Tori Snatch, 324 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,091 your host for this glamorous evening 325 00:14:55,092 --> 00:14:58,161 of good ole swamp country debauchery. 326 00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:02,231 And I've got some good news for some of y'all budding queens 327 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:03,833 hiding out there in the shadows. 328 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:10,740 I've got four crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills 329 00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:14,811 for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville! 330 00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:17,513 [ Cheers and applause ] 331 00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:19,048 Yes. 332 00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:23,720 So let's get some vogue popping in this bitch, shall we? 333 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:26,022 [ Cheers and applause ] Come on now. 334 00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:29,726 Young and old, hot and cold... Get your ass on this stage. 335 00:15:29,727 --> 00:15:31,027 ♪ ♪ 336 00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,495 Crowd: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 337 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,397 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole? 338 00:15:34,398 --> 00:15:36,265 Isn't that what you said? So you were listening. 339 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:37,634 Okay. All right. All right. All right. 340 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:39,002 I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice. 341 00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,436 Let's see how far you're really willing to go. 342 00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:41,638 Uh-oh. Oh, shit. 343 00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:43,372 All right. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 344 00:15:43,373 --> 00:15:45,241 Mikey. Oh, it's on! 345 00:15:45,242 --> 00:15:47,677 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 346 00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:49,980 ♪ ♪ 347 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:07,031 [ Laughs ] 348 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,591 Tito: [ Laughs ] That's the plan. 349 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:45,895 I mean, take over south beach, then the entire east coast. 350 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,496 Fucking mobile. 351 00:17:47,497 --> 00:17:50,366 You know, low-overhead, high-revenue shit. 352 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,168 That's how you get flush in the food industry. 353 00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:53,703 Mike: Fuck, yeah. Woman: What is this? It's really good. 354 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,139 Oh, Goddamn right, what is this? Jeez. 355 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,374 Fuck. What am I eating right now? 356 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,309 You like that, Mike? Tobias: That's gold, right? 357 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,778 This is amazing. 358 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,880 It's toasted marshmallow tangerine. 359 00:18:03,881 --> 00:18:05,949 Whatever it is, it's fabulous. 360 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,351 Put marshmallow in my pants right now. 361 00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:09,919 [ Laughter ] This is... You gotta sell this. 362 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,355 Mike, tip of the iceberg, baby. 363 00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,623 We got Kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil, 364 00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:17,626 crème brulée... and my personal favorite, the flavor of truth. 365 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:20,163 Come on, man. You've been talking about this shit forever. 366 00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:21,597 Why don't you tell everybody here 367 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,900 what you're really gonna be doing come Monday morning. 368 00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:26,069 [ Imitates motor buzzing ] 369 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,972 Grinding those snow cones at the Northdale Mall. 370 00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,941 Yeah. Well, that's just for market research, bitch. 371 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:34,343 Till we get the funds to do what we really need. 372 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,946 That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater. 373 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:40,249 Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana. 374 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,953 Well, at least the shit I'm working on can go global. 375 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:45,121 [ Laughter ] What? 376 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:46,956 Wait. What? Tito: [ Coughs ] Yeah. 377 00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:48,391 I'm sorry. What? 378 00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:51,761 Why don't you enlighten us, constant gardener? 379 00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,296 Yeah, please... Please enlighten me. 380 00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:55,298 I have to know what this, like, piece of genius is. 381 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:58,034 Shamwow us with your ingenious invention. 382 00:18:58,035 --> 00:19:00,870 Come on, rich, man. Tito laid his shit out. 383 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,205 Everybody's cool. Just tell us. 384 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:03,973 Tobias: It's us, bro. 385 00:19:03,974 --> 00:19:05,241 Ken: Just tell us, man. 386 00:19:05,242 --> 00:19:06,776 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 387 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,311 Richie: All right. 388 00:19:08,312 --> 00:19:10,346 But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea, 389 00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:11,380 I swear to God I will... 390 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:13,216 Why you got to point at the fucking Mexican 391 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,350 when you say "steals," dude? 392 00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:16,185 We get it. Just... just go. 393 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,754 Tori: Let's have it, tough guy. 394 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,490 Condomints. 395 00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:24,593 What are the two most important things you need to take with you 396 00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:26,729 when you go out on the weekend? 397 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,531 Ketchup and mustard? 398 00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:30,066 [ Laughs ] 399 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,335 Your condoms and your mints. 400 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,437 Oh, my... what? 401 00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:37,073 I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. 402 00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:39,408 Sell it at a gas station. 403 00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:40,743 "Condomints." 404 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,645 It's not bad. Boom! 405 00:19:42,646 --> 00:19:45,714 Tori: Um, they... they already have that shit, bitch. 406 00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:48,818 [ Laughter ] You can get it. 407 00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,987 I get it all the time at the minimart. 408 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,521 I'm sorry. 409 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:56,225 They're at every single circle k and 7-Eleven across Florida. 410 00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:57,861 Ken: I'm so sorry, man. 411 00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:00,663 Tito: Hey, Richie, they didn't sign the nondisclosure, man. 412 00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:02,031 Tori: Sorry about it. 413 00:20:02,032 --> 00:20:03,432 Tarzan: Hey, Richie, don't worry about it. 414 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,068 I got something for you... Top secret, man. 415 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:08,104 Imagine this. A small, little rectangle. Okay? 416 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:10,639 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it, 417 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,609 somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing 418 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,978 can hear it. 419 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,679 I just haven't come up with a name for it. 420 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,414 I was figuring... 421 00:20:18,415 --> 00:20:20,884 Fuck... you. I'm so sorry, man. 422 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,618 Oh, God. 423 00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:26,122 Hey, I forgot to ask you... You still with Mercedes? 424 00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:27,723 No. [ Indistinct conversations ] 425 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,060 We agreed to try monogamy, and you know Mercedes. 426 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,496 That shit lasted for about two seconds. 427 00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:36,099 Wow. That fucking sucks. I'm sorry. 428 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,835 Ah, it's like Oprah said, man... 429 00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:43,307 "when someone shows you themselves, believe them." 430 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,943 What? Really? 431 00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:49,012 Really? I... okay. Yeah, really. That's what she said. 432 00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:50,746 Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit? 433 00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:52,348 Okay. Fine. That's not passive-aggressive, that's Oprah. 434 00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:53,782 Let's fucking make it aggressive. 435 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:56,385 How about this? Let's do a little therapy session here. 436 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,054 Old-school... Old-school therapy session. 437 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,488 Get up. Let's go. We're gonna get this out in one swing. 438 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,190 Are we fucking primates now, man? Come on. 439 00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:03,259 Get it out in one hit and let's not talk about it anymore. 440 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,962 I get it. You're mad that... that I fucking left. This is seriously fucking stupid. 441 00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:07,430 Come on, baby. Let's go. Right here. 442 00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,365 Just don't hit me in the fucking nuts. Bam. Wow. 443 00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:11,134 Are you kidding me? Stop being a pussy. Everybody fucking happy? 444 00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:12,501 Stop being a pussy. Let's go. No, man. 445 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:14,203 Don't you call me a fucking pussy, Christian Bale. 446 00:21:14,204 --> 00:21:15,671 Richie: No. He didn't call you a pussy. 447 00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:17,907 He... he just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior. 448 00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:19,642 Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger? It's just the behavior of a pussy. 449 00:21:19,643 --> 00:21:21,110 Is that what you want? Come on! Release the demon! 450 00:21:21,111 --> 00:21:22,511 Tito: Oh! Shit! 451 00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:23,980 [ Laughter ] Tori: Tiger's out. 452 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,149 Mike: [ Coughing ] 453 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,817 [ Laughter continues ] 454 00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:32,088 Are you okay, man? 455 00:21:32,089 --> 00:21:34,090 [ Grunts ] You feel better? 456 00:21:34,091 --> 00:21:35,758 No, man, I don't fucking feel better. 457 00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,493 That was seriously fucked up. 458 00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:39,195 Okay. 459 00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:40,463 Good. You all right? 460 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,431 Yeah. I just got to pee a little. 461 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,867 Everybody happy? You get your fucking gladiator show? 462 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,169 Richie: That was fucking awesome. 463 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,636 No, it wasn't fucking awesome, man. 464 00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,438 There are a lot better ways to handle that shit. 465 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,440 It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here. 466 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:53,876 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like Bundy. 467 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,079 [ Laughter ] 468 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,380 It is, man. 469 00:21:57,381 --> 00:22:00,283 [ Indistinct conversations ] 470 00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:03,119 Woman: There you go. That's it. That... that's perfect. 471 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,355 [ Shutter clicks ] [ Laughs ] 472 00:22:10,827 --> 00:22:13,063 [ Urinating ] 473 00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:17,667 [ Metal jingling ] 474 00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:22,838 Yo. Woman: That's protected land, sir! 475 00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:26,409 You're destroying sea Turtle biosphere with that urine. 476 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:28,277 Are you serious right now? Come on. 477 00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:30,646 Really? All right. Well, don't look at me. 478 00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:32,915 Look out into the ocean. Got it. I got it. 479 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,250 Get the picture here? I'm running out. 480 00:22:34,251 --> 00:22:36,319 Yes. Thank you. I'm done. 481 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,654 That's... that's it. There we go. 482 00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:43,426 That's... that's usually what happens when I pee on the beach. 483 00:22:43,427 --> 00:22:45,928 Yeah. Yeah. 484 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:48,464 Drag queens. That's, uh... [ Chuckles ] 485 00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:50,599 Ooh, doing Drag Queen stuff. 486 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,968 [ Laughs ] You love Drag Queens. 487 00:22:52,969 --> 00:22:54,337 Yep. 488 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:57,740 I am one, so I seek out my people. 489 00:22:57,741 --> 00:23:00,876 You are one? You are one? Mm-hmm. On the inside. 490 00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:01,977 Got it. Mostly. 491 00:23:01,978 --> 00:23:03,212 Of course it's on the inside. 492 00:23:03,213 --> 00:23:04,447 Yeah. What's her name? 493 00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:05,848 Dolly Titz. 494 00:23:05,849 --> 00:23:06,882 Dolly Tits? 495 00:23:06,883 --> 00:23:07,883 With a "z." 496 00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:08,951 With a "z." Mm-hmm. 497 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,019 Where is she from? 498 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,220 Here. Okay. 499 00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:13,856 And she loves couponing and Nascar. 500 00:23:13,857 --> 00:23:15,724 I got an inner Drag Queen, too. 501 00:23:15,725 --> 00:23:16,925 Oh. Really? Yeah. 502 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,827 Okay. I figured. [ Chuckles ] 503 00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:20,496 Uh, what's her name? 504 00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:22,331 Her name is... 505 00:23:22,332 --> 00:23:24,933 Clitoria Labia is her name. 506 00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:26,435 That's actually not bad. 507 00:23:26,436 --> 00:23:28,637 It's not bad at all. She's... she's the main bitch. 508 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:31,174 She's like Cheetara and Grace Jones. 509 00:23:31,175 --> 00:23:34,343 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" 510 00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:35,878 everywhere they go. 511 00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:39,282 [ Laughs ] 512 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:44,220 So, you and your friends, um, frequent drag shows, do you? 513 00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:46,489 No. Not... well, somet... 514 00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:49,158 We just do it on the way up to myrtle beach every year. 515 00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:51,260 Right. Oh, right. 516 00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:54,163 This stripper convention that I keep hearing about. 517 00:23:54,164 --> 00:23:57,100 Yep. It's the infamous convention. 518 00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:59,602 Which one are you, then? You, um... 519 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:00,703 Which what? 520 00:24:00,704 --> 00:24:05,074 Are you Cop in a thong or Iron Man in a thong? 521 00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:07,343 I am... I am... 522 00:24:07,344 --> 00:24:09,278 You're gonna have to pay to see that. 523 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:11,680 That's what I am. [ Laughs ] 524 00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:15,351 Or I'll just load up on all those fantastic '80s hair bands 525 00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:17,153 for my drive instead. 526 00:24:17,154 --> 00:24:18,287 Where you going? Where you headed? 527 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:21,657 Uh... Just on the road again. 528 00:24:21,658 --> 00:24:23,826 New York this time. Okay. 529 00:24:23,827 --> 00:24:25,594 Um, and I... 530 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:28,764 Basically, I'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole. 531 00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:30,133 Like you. 532 00:24:30,134 --> 00:24:31,867 But you never know. 533 00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:34,703 "Stripper pissing on beach in contemplative pose" 534 00:24:34,704 --> 00:24:36,539 could sell for thousands one day. 535 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,941 If that's true, then I will whip it out 536 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:42,211 and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on, 537 00:24:42,212 --> 00:24:44,213 and we can just... We can cash in. 538 00:24:44,214 --> 00:24:47,049 Fantastic. I love the Enthusiasm. 539 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,551 Save some of it, though, 540 00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:51,654 because you and I are gonna untie that sailboat over there 541 00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:54,323 and organize a first-ever cross-dressing search party 542 00:24:54,324 --> 00:24:55,391 out to that island. 543 00:24:55,392 --> 00:24:56,525 What do you say? 544 00:24:56,526 --> 00:24:59,328 Uh... Win or Die, stripper guy. 545 00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:01,364 I-I say that, um... 546 00:25:01,365 --> 00:25:03,766 I would actually love to do that. 547 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:06,235 But I'd say I know what happens on that island, 548 00:25:06,236 --> 00:25:09,238 and I just... that's just... Mm-hmm. 549 00:25:09,239 --> 00:25:10,606 I think I'm gonna opt out. 550 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:13,909 Oh. What happens on that island? 551 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:17,713 It's just I know what happens for me on that island. 552 00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:20,115 Oh, I see. 553 00:25:20,116 --> 00:25:22,451 You think I'm gonna hook up with you. Mm. 554 00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:24,820 That's not at all what I said. At all. 555 00:25:24,821 --> 00:25:26,789 That's the farthest thing from what I said. 556 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,824 'Cause I said I would want to go to that island, 557 00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:30,759 and then I know what I would do 558 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,861 and then somehow that probably wouldn't work out 559 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:35,198 on any level that I would want it to work out on, 560 00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,599 and then I think 561 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,001 that it's probably better if I just go back. 562 00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:40,469 Yeah. 563 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,637 Wow. 564 00:25:41,638 --> 00:25:42,738 Okay. 565 00:25:42,739 --> 00:25:46,642 Well, fret not, Casanova. You're safe with me. 566 00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:49,178 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway. 567 00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:50,613 Oh. 568 00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:53,015 Well, in that case, that makes things easier. 569 00:25:53,016 --> 00:25:55,751 Yeah. 'Cause then all the more reason 570 00:25:55,752 --> 00:25:59,388 for me to probably just go do the good-night thing. 571 00:25:59,389 --> 00:26:00,823 Okay. Yeah. 572 00:26:00,824 --> 00:26:03,492 It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz. 573 00:26:03,493 --> 00:26:06,663 Back at you, Clitoria. 574 00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:30,018 Good morning. Good morning. 575 00:26:30,019 --> 00:26:32,655 You sleep okay? 576 00:26:32,656 --> 00:26:35,791 Yeah. Actually, I did. 577 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,993 Mm-hmm. 578 00:26:37,994 --> 00:26:40,496 [ Exhales deeply ] 579 00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:42,965 My meditation was really clear this morning, man. 580 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:47,304 I just... just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out. 581 00:26:48,905 --> 00:26:50,038 That's... that's good. 582 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:51,173 Yeah. That's good. 583 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:52,809 I'm happy you feel lighter. 584 00:26:54,478 --> 00:26:57,380 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted, man. 585 00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:58,614 Yeah? I am. 586 00:26:58,615 --> 00:27:01,049 No. I... we say shit all the fucking time, 587 00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:02,485 but you went and did it, man. 588 00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,553 I'm jealous. Oh... oh, shut the fuck up. 589 00:27:04,554 --> 00:27:06,522 All right? I'm fucking jealous. I am. 590 00:27:06,523 --> 00:27:08,524 No. If there's anybody that was jealous, it was me. 591 00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:11,026 What? Every time I would come over to your apartment... 592 00:27:11,027 --> 00:27:13,228 Remember? I'd put on your tide commercial. 593 00:27:13,229 --> 00:27:14,229 [ Laughs ] 594 00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:16,064 That shit was dope. 595 00:27:16,065 --> 00:27:19,502 ♪ For that extra clean! ♪ ♪ For that extra clean! ♪ 596 00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:22,137 Ding! [ Laughing ] Oh, shit. 597 00:27:22,138 --> 00:27:23,506 I mean, Lookit. 598 00:27:23,507 --> 00:27:25,107 I would... I would think to myself, 599 00:27:25,108 --> 00:27:27,610 "I'd be set if I could just get to where Ken was." 600 00:27:27,611 --> 00:27:29,077 Yeah, I'm real set here. 601 00:27:29,078 --> 00:27:30,413 I'm real set. 602 00:27:30,414 --> 00:27:32,848 My agent's got me doing Youtube videos now, man. 603 00:27:32,849 --> 00:27:35,851 So what are you gonna do after this weekend? 604 00:27:35,852 --> 00:27:38,721 Send my head shot around, hope for the best. 605 00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:42,692 There's a casting director comes by the club sometimes, so... 606 00:27:45,028 --> 00:27:46,194 I'm still pretty. 607 00:27:46,195 --> 00:27:48,797 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 608 00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:53,369 I know you're still pretty, but look at these guys. 609 00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,871 What are they gonna do after this? 610 00:27:55,872 --> 00:27:57,406 I don't know. 611 00:27:57,407 --> 00:27:59,608 Morning, gorgeous. 612 00:27:59,609 --> 00:28:02,110 Oh, my God, did you guys even sleep? 613 00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:04,513 [ Both laugh ] 614 00:28:04,514 --> 00:28:06,482 Are the girls still here or they leave? 615 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:09,718 Oh, they left about a... About an hour ago. 616 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:11,320 [ Chuckles ] 617 00:28:11,321 --> 00:28:13,722 Did you, uh, did you bangee? 618 00:28:13,723 --> 00:28:15,859 You bangee? Show him the thing. 619 00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:20,128 Wow. 620 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:21,597 That's... okay. 621 00:28:21,598 --> 00:28:24,700 She said if I had reason to call before it faded, 622 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:26,435 then maybe it was meant to be. 623 00:28:26,436 --> 00:28:28,937 Oh. That's... that's romantic. 624 00:28:28,938 --> 00:28:32,074 They're staying in Charleston tonight, so... 625 00:28:32,075 --> 00:28:33,842 I don't know. It's smack dab on our way. 626 00:28:33,843 --> 00:28:35,511 Maybe it was meant to be. Yeah, man. 627 00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:37,513 Good work on that, by the way. 628 00:28:37,514 --> 00:28:38,847 What about you? 629 00:28:38,848 --> 00:28:39,783 Did you bangee? 630 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:42,518 [ Sighs ] No. No? 631 00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,788 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months. 632 00:28:45,789 --> 00:28:49,124 Every time a chick gets... A look at it, 633 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:52,094 she's like, "how about a blow job or hand job?" 634 00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:53,862 Well... 635 00:28:53,863 --> 00:28:56,264 Just got to find the right lady, man. 636 00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:57,866 That's unfortunate for you. 637 00:28:57,867 --> 00:29:00,469 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh? 638 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:01,937 Laugh at my plight. 639 00:29:01,938 --> 00:29:04,407 Look, m-maybe it's like the glass slipper, man. 640 00:29:04,408 --> 00:29:06,909 You just need to find the right one. 641 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:08,811 Dude, I'm 35 years old, okay? 642 00:29:08,812 --> 00:29:11,447 If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen. 643 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:13,281 Let's face it, I'm probably fucked. 644 00:29:13,282 --> 00:29:14,917 Oh. All right. 645 00:29:14,918 --> 00:29:17,386 On that note, uh, let's get this circus back on the road. 646 00:29:17,387 --> 00:29:19,855 Who wants to see if Tarzan died in his sleep last night? 647 00:29:19,856 --> 00:29:22,658 Fuck that, man. I woke him up last time. 648 00:29:22,659 --> 00:29:24,593 I'll do it. I got it. 649 00:29:24,594 --> 00:29:27,631 I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables. 650 00:29:36,305 --> 00:29:37,473 Tobias: What's up, bro? 651 00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:39,408 A little, uh, breakfast of champions? 652 00:29:39,409 --> 00:29:41,043 Mike: Molly? Yeah. 653 00:29:41,044 --> 00:29:42,845 You realize we'll be useless in an hour. 654 00:29:42,846 --> 00:29:44,780 What are you, fucking 12, dude? Just take it. 655 00:29:44,781 --> 00:29:46,582 Oh, fuck! All right. Fine. 656 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,551 Guess I know what today's gonna be like. 657 00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:51,887 All right, get your moon rocks! 658 00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:54,557 All right. So what's the plan about this thing? 659 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:56,124 Okay. So we got it all planned out. 660 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:57,860 Tobias is gonna warm up the crowd, 661 00:29:57,861 --> 00:29:59,194 then we're gonna hit them 662 00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:01,096 with the old 4th of July army routine. Oorah. 663 00:30:01,097 --> 00:30:02,965 Ken: That still makes me feel like a warmonger 664 00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:04,900 with everything going on politically right now. 665 00:30:04,901 --> 00:30:06,802 Oh, come on with the hippie shit. 666 00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:08,403 It's in season. We're doing it. 667 00:30:08,404 --> 00:30:10,973 Hey, if you want that Karma, go for it, all right? 668 00:30:10,974 --> 00:30:13,842 We're gonna hit them with "Raining Men" right after. 669 00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:14,843 Right. 670 00:30:14,844 --> 00:30:16,812 Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. 671 00:30:16,813 --> 00:30:17,980 Listen. 672 00:30:17,981 --> 00:30:20,983 I think you should bring back "Pony," bro. 673 00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:23,085 I could do that. 674 00:30:23,086 --> 00:30:25,153 And I'm... Look, "Pony" is great. 675 00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:27,756 I have, uh... Can I pitch you something? 676 00:30:27,757 --> 00:30:29,391 Let me just throw something out. 677 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,695 And I completely understand that I'm coming in at the 11th hour, 678 00:30:32,696 --> 00:30:34,563 and I don't want to step on toes. 679 00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:36,699 But what if... 680 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,501 I mean, if this really is our last ride, 681 00:30:38,502 --> 00:30:41,269 what if we make up some new shit and go out with a fucking bang 682 00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,706 and just burn this shit down with some new routines? 683 00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:46,208 We... we can't do that, man. We got two days. 684 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:49,645 I mean, Mike, that's what we've rehearsed, man. 685 00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:52,615 Yeah, and don't call our shit lame, bro. You're right. You know what? 686 00:30:52,616 --> 00:30:54,149 I'm not calling your shit lame. 687 00:30:54,150 --> 00:30:56,018 I'm just saying that cowboys and firemen dancing to '80s rock 688 00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:58,020 is not... not lame. No. You know what is lame? 689 00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:00,022 Looking like a bag of dicks at our last convention 690 00:31:00,023 --> 00:31:02,090 'cause we don't have our fucking act straight. 691 00:31:02,091 --> 00:31:03,091 Okay. Point taken. 692 00:31:03,092 --> 00:31:05,293 Let me ask you a question, though. 693 00:31:05,294 --> 00:31:07,029 Um... okay. 694 00:31:07,030 --> 00:31:09,665 You're still doing, uh, the fireman routine, right? 695 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:10,966 You know it. All right. 696 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,935 Have you ever wanted to be a fireman? 697 00:31:12,936 --> 00:31:15,538 A real one? Yes, a real fireman. 698 00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:17,472 No. I got the phobia thing. 699 00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:18,874 You have a fire phobia. Okay. 700 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,076 So, uh, you still doing it to that... that kiss song? 701 00:31:21,077 --> 00:31:22,578 Fuck, yeah. "Hotter than Hell." 702 00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:23,979 "Hotter than Hell." Do you like that song? 703 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,080 Crushes. 704 00:31:25,081 --> 00:31:27,082 I know it crushes, but do you like it? 705 00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:29,351 Do you play it when you're not onstage? 706 00:31:29,352 --> 00:31:30,819 I don't see your point here. 707 00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,955 My point is, if you don't like it, why did you pick it? 708 00:31:32,956 --> 00:31:34,623 Well, I didn't pick it. Dallas did. 709 00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:36,224 Exactly my point. Dallas picked it. 710 00:31:36,225 --> 00:31:38,326 You didn't pick it, so it's not on the inside. You know what? 711 00:31:38,327 --> 00:31:40,362 Just because you made up some of your own routines back in the day 712 00:31:40,363 --> 00:31:42,164 doesn't mean that you get to waltz back in here 713 00:31:42,165 --> 00:31:44,066 after three years and try to tell us how to run our own shit. 714 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,968 I'm not trying to tell you what the fuck to do. No! 715 00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:47,402 I'm just say... There is no fucking universe 716 00:31:47,403 --> 00:31:50,740 in which I am not doing that fireman routine! 717 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:54,910 You can find it, man. 718 00:31:54,911 --> 00:31:56,745 You got to just, like, let go, okay? 719 00:31:56,746 --> 00:31:58,647 I fucking got it! What? What? 720 00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:00,716 Yo, it's like a fucking real wedding, 721 00:32:00,717 --> 00:32:02,651 except like a fantasy. Ken: Oh, my God, dude! 722 00:32:02,652 --> 00:32:04,119 And, like, I go out in the crowd... Yes! 723 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,121 ...and find myself, like, a real fucking bride. 724 00:32:06,122 --> 00:32:09,024 Oh, fuck! And I do everything with her! 725 00:32:09,025 --> 00:32:11,159 Like, I'll have a ring and everything, 726 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,096 and I'll propose to her, and people throw rice. They are throwing rice! 727 00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:16,264 Rice out of our fucking pants! Yes. Dude, they're fucking... 728 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,066 They're all... everyone's throwing rice. It's just so complex. 729 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,501 Or birdseed. What are you fucking talking about, man?! 730 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,069 Yo, man, I'm not a fucking dancer like you. 731 00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:22,838 I just can't come up with shit on the spot. 732 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:25,841 No, it's not... it's not about being a dancer, Richie. 733 00:32:25,842 --> 00:32:27,309 It's not. Okay, look. 734 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:30,278 "Pony"... it's not... that wasn't a dance routine, okay? 735 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:33,448 All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl. 736 00:32:33,449 --> 00:32:34,917 And she was with her boyfriend, 737 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:37,219 and he did not look like he was hitting that shit right. 738 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,454 So that... that song came on, and all I did was just... 739 00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:41,990 All I did was just, like, imagine what I would do to her. 740 00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:43,959 That was it. That was all "Pony" ever was. 741 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,694 No, man. It sounds fucking complex. 742 00:32:45,695 --> 00:32:47,963 Why is that... no, it's not. Look at... look at you! 743 00:32:47,964 --> 00:32:49,564 You're a fucking Greek God. 744 00:32:49,565 --> 00:32:51,099 You could fucking tie your shoe 745 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,035 and make some girl's entire year, man. 746 00:32:53,036 --> 00:32:54,536 It's just got to come from in here. 747 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,538 Seriously? You just have to be you. Yeah. I know so. 748 00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:57,773 You know what? Fuck that. 749 00:32:57,774 --> 00:32:59,307 I bet you you can go in there right now... 750 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:01,576 I bet you you can go in there and fucking make her day. 751 00:33:01,577 --> 00:33:03,445 Who, her? Tarzan: Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. 752 00:33:03,446 --> 00:33:05,447 That girl looks like she's never fucking smiled 753 00:33:05,448 --> 00:33:07,816 in her entire fucking life. Then that's your goal. 754 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:09,317 That is your goal. All the more reason, man. What? 755 00:33:09,318 --> 00:33:10,686 You got to go in there and make her smile. No! 756 00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:11,820 That's it. That's all you've got to do. 757 00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:13,121 Yes. And if you... look. 758 00:33:13,122 --> 00:33:14,990 If you can't do that, then no one fucking can, 759 00:33:14,991 --> 00:33:16,892 and I'll go back and do the fucking old routines. 760 00:33:16,893 --> 00:33:19,327 Oh, fuck! That's a fair deal. That's a fair deal. 761 00:33:19,328 --> 00:33:21,730 You're not a fucking... You're not a fireman, Richie! 762 00:33:21,731 --> 00:33:23,799 You're not a fireman. I want to hear you say it. 763 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,467 "I'm not a fireman." "I am not a fireman." 764 00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:27,069 I want to hear you say... Well, I'm not a fucking fireman. 765 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,904 You hate fire! I'm a fucking male entertainer. 766 00:33:28,905 --> 00:33:30,072 Exactly! You're a male entertainer. 767 00:33:30,073 --> 00:33:31,406 Right, man. You can fucking do it. 768 00:33:31,407 --> 00:33:32,607 Now go do it! B.D.R.! 769 00:33:32,608 --> 00:33:33,642 B.D.R.! 770 00:33:33,643 --> 00:33:35,210 Come on! B.D.R.! B.D.R.! 771 00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:38,915 [ Up-tempo dance music playing, indistinct shouting ] 772 00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:41,316 Make her day, dude. 773 00:33:41,317 --> 00:33:43,385 Let's go. Show that big beautiful heart. 774 00:33:43,386 --> 00:33:45,722 [ Music continues ] 775 00:33:48,224 --> 00:33:51,526 [ Music stops, slow introduction plays ] 776 00:33:51,527 --> 00:33:54,964 ♪ Yeah ♪ 777 00:33:57,901 --> 00:34:02,938 ♪ You are my fire ♪ 778 00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:08,410 ♪ The one desire ♪ 779 00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:13,415 ♪ Believe when I say ♪ 780 00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:17,720 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 781 00:34:17,721 --> 00:34:22,124 ♪ When we are two worlds ♪ 782 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,727 ♪ Apart ♪ [ Indistinct shouting ] 783 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:29,531 ♪ Can't reach to your heart ♪ 784 00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:32,634 ♪ When you say ♪ 785 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:36,939 ♪ That I want it that way ♪ 786 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,640 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 787 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:41,844 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 788 00:34:41,845 --> 00:34:43,145 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 789 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:46,548 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 790 00:34:46,549 --> 00:34:47,916 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 791 00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:51,754 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 792 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:56,624 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 793 00:34:56,625 --> 00:35:01,129 ♪ Am I your fire? ♪ 794 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:05,667 ♪ Your one desire? ♪ 795 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:08,570 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 796 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:11,073 ♪ It's too late ♪ 797 00:35:11,074 --> 00:35:15,710 ♪ But I want it that way ♪ 798 00:35:15,711 --> 00:35:16,945 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 799 00:35:16,946 --> 00:35:19,915 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 800 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:22,084 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 801 00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:25,353 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 802 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:27,022 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 803 00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:30,893 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 804 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:33,628 How much for the cheetos and water? 805 00:35:33,629 --> 00:35:38,333 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪ 806 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:40,769 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ [ All cheering ] 807 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,972 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 808 00:35:43,973 --> 00:35:47,275 ♪ Don't want to hear you say ♪ 809 00:35:47,276 --> 00:35:49,077 Yeah! Whoo! 810 00:35:49,078 --> 00:35:50,813 That was spiritual, man. 811 00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,380 Yes! I'm proud of you, buddy. 812 00:35:52,381 --> 00:35:53,748 We can do this. 813 00:35:53,749 --> 00:35:55,050 We can do this! We can do this. 814 00:35:55,051 --> 00:35:57,786 We've got to come up with new shit, okay? 815 00:35:57,787 --> 00:36:00,088 Fucking history right here, okay? 816 00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:01,990 This shit is history. Gone. 817 00:36:01,991 --> 00:36:04,692 We've got to get rid of it. Out with the past. 818 00:36:04,693 --> 00:36:06,294 I never wanted to be in the Navy! 819 00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:08,330 I don't want this "Top Gun" shit. Fuck the Navy, man. 820 00:36:08,331 --> 00:36:09,597 Yeah! Gone! 821 00:36:09,598 --> 00:36:12,167 Oh, baby! It's time. 822 00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:13,568 That shit itched. It's time. 823 00:36:13,569 --> 00:36:14,669 Boom. 824 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:15,938 Boom! That's outta here, baby! 825 00:36:15,939 --> 00:36:17,840 Fuck that thing! Richie? 826 00:36:17,841 --> 00:36:19,875 Done! Fireman over! Not anymore. 827 00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:21,977 I'm not a fireman anymore! 828 00:36:21,978 --> 00:36:23,311 Get it outta here. Don't, man. Don't. 829 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:24,947 I'll... I'll throw it away when we get back. 830 00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:26,181 No, no, no. Now! 831 00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:28,383 It's over. History! 832 00:36:28,384 --> 00:36:29,285 New stuff. 833 00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:32,154 I love you guys. I... look. 834 00:36:32,155 --> 00:36:33,455 I've missed you guys so much. 835 00:36:33,456 --> 00:36:35,190 I know we're rolling face right now, 836 00:36:35,191 --> 00:36:37,826 but, like, I just need you guys to know how much I love you. 837 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:39,727 I missed you so much, man. 838 00:36:39,728 --> 00:36:41,063 There was a giant hole inside of me 839 00:36:41,064 --> 00:36:42,630 that was created when you left. 840 00:36:42,631 --> 00:36:44,332 I'm here now. And now I feel like it's full again. 841 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,168 I love you, man. Ken: Let's sync this shit up. 842 00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:47,635 We gotta sync this up. 843 00:36:47,636 --> 00:36:50,172 We're syncing up the energy. I fucking love you, man! 844 00:36:50,173 --> 00:36:52,274 Give me your hands, man. [ Laughs ] 845 00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:53,408 Whoo! 846 00:36:53,409 --> 00:36:55,677 I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that? 847 00:36:55,678 --> 00:36:56,711 Oh, yeah. Yeah! 848 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:58,746 That is our energies, man. 849 00:36:58,747 --> 00:37:00,682 We are connected. Hold... 850 00:37:00,683 --> 00:37:03,418 Toby! Toby, throw it back here, brother. We need you. 851 00:37:03,419 --> 00:37:04,853 Come on. Come on, man, sync up. 852 00:37:04,854 --> 00:37:06,821 Come on! This is powerful, man! 853 00:37:06,822 --> 00:37:08,523 You feel that rhythm? Oh, yeah. 854 00:37:08,524 --> 00:37:10,192 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪ 855 00:37:10,193 --> 00:37:11,359 Yeah. Ooh, yeah. 856 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,461 ♪ Mm, mm-mm-mm ♪ I love you guys! 857 00:37:13,462 --> 00:37:14,629 That's our pulse, man. 858 00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:16,932 I am so thankful that we are all here together 859 00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:18,166 on this last ride, man. 860 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:20,435 Everybody... Everybody close your eyes 861 00:37:20,436 --> 00:37:23,939 and let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one. 862 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:26,074 As one. As one. As one unit, man. 863 00:37:26,075 --> 00:37:27,609 One fucking unit. 864 00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,544 Tito: As one. We've got to move into the future as one. 865 00:37:29,545 --> 00:37:32,147 Tarzan: As one unit. One unit moving as one. 866 00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:33,681 The past is over! 867 00:37:33,682 --> 00:37:34,983 Yeah. 868 00:37:34,984 --> 00:37:38,054 Shit! [ Indistinct shouting ] 869 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:45,027 Ugh. 870 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:46,461 Mike: Fuck! What the hell happened? 871 00:37:46,462 --> 00:37:48,130 Ow! Get off! Get off my fucking leg! 872 00:37:48,131 --> 00:37:49,131 Tarzan: Ugh. Fuck! 873 00:37:49,132 --> 00:37:50,432 Ken: Is everybody okay? 874 00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:52,935 No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all! 875 00:37:52,936 --> 00:37:56,571 Richie: Oh, shit. Hey, we got a man down! 876 00:37:56,572 --> 00:37:58,273 Ken: Oh, fuck. Where'd that come from? 877 00:37:58,274 --> 00:38:00,042 He hit his fucking head there. Oh, shit. 878 00:38:00,043 --> 00:38:01,409 He's okay. 879 00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:03,611 Your friend suffered a Grade-2 concussion 880 00:38:03,612 --> 00:38:04,812 and required some stitches. 881 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:07,415 So he's gonna live? Yes. 882 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:10,986 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation. 883 00:38:10,987 --> 00:38:11,987 He's in here. 884 00:38:11,988 --> 00:38:13,488 My pupils bugging out? 885 00:38:13,489 --> 00:38:15,123 Shh. Be cool. 886 00:38:15,124 --> 00:38:18,193 You think she knows? 887 00:38:18,194 --> 00:38:20,628 [ Indistinct conversations ] 888 00:38:20,629 --> 00:38:23,098 Oh, shit, man. 889 00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:25,167 Hey. Toby. 890 00:38:25,168 --> 00:38:27,102 What's up, buddy? Hey, bro. What's up, man? 891 00:38:27,103 --> 00:38:28,536 Oh, fuck. Hey, guys. 892 00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:29,637 I'm so fucking sorry. 893 00:38:29,638 --> 00:38:31,473 No. No. I shouldn't have reached for you, man. 894 00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:33,241 Fuck, man. I shouldn't have closed my eyes. 895 00:38:33,242 --> 00:38:34,509 Well, that's definitely true. 896 00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:36,945 Fuck, yeah. I mean, what were you thinking? 897 00:38:36,946 --> 00:38:38,280 Hey. Hey, hey. Go easy on him, man. 898 00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:40,715 Come on. Look at him. Easy? He's fine. 899 00:38:40,716 --> 00:38:44,152 Right? Yeah, I'm fine, but the fucking truck, man. 900 00:38:44,153 --> 00:38:45,553 Yeah, the truck is towed. 901 00:38:45,554 --> 00:38:48,090 It's going to take a few days to fix it. 902 00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,992 But I think we can afford it. 903 00:38:49,993 --> 00:38:52,427 I just... I don't know about the paint job. 904 00:38:52,428 --> 00:38:54,997 It won't be original, but, uh, I can get it close. 905 00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:56,364 Are you in pain, man? 906 00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:58,400 Yeah. They gave me a little bit of something, 907 00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:01,069 but it's just, like, shit. Yeah, I'm feeling that. 908 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:02,971 [ Exhales deeply ] 909 00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:04,539 What are you doing? 910 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:06,108 Reiki. 911 00:39:06,109 --> 00:39:08,110 I'm a level-3 healer. 912 00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:09,411 Oh, shit. 913 00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:12,147 [ Sighs ] This fucking sucks. 914 00:39:12,148 --> 00:39:14,949 No fucking M.C. No fucking whip. 915 00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:16,318 No fucking costumes! 916 00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:17,752 That was a brilliant idea. 917 00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:19,654 Throwing the fucking costumes out the window? 918 00:39:19,655 --> 00:39:22,690 Stupid! Just chill, man. No, man. It's an Omen, okay? 919 00:39:22,691 --> 00:39:24,226 It's a sign. 920 00:39:24,227 --> 00:39:27,529 We're exactly where we're supposed to be, all right? 921 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:31,299 Please spare us the fucking Gandhi routine right now! 922 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,468 Okay. You have so much anger, man. 923 00:39:33,469 --> 00:39:35,737 And it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic. 924 00:39:35,738 --> 00:39:38,440 Look, guys, please just chill. I don't even know what that means! 925 00:39:38,441 --> 00:39:40,908 Come on! This is the comedown from the Molly. 926 00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:44,746 Get a grip. God. You're Goddamn right it's fucking comedown! 927 00:39:44,747 --> 00:39:46,048 This trip's over! 928 00:39:46,049 --> 00:39:48,883 All I wanted was one more fucking ride! 929 00:39:48,884 --> 00:39:50,752 Is that too much to ask? 930 00:39:50,753 --> 00:39:52,220 Aw. 931 00:39:52,221 --> 00:39:53,688 Is Richie gonna cry 932 00:39:53,689 --> 00:39:55,857 because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now? 933 00:39:55,858 --> 00:39:58,326 Oh, okay, Mr. C.E.O. 934 00:39:58,327 --> 00:40:00,228 Why don't you take your bullshit advice 935 00:40:00,229 --> 00:40:03,265 and give it to your fucking employees? 936 00:40:03,266 --> 00:40:05,100 Employees? I have one employee. 937 00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:07,269 And I can't even pay for his healthcare. 938 00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:09,804 But I bust my ass every month to keep it going. 939 00:40:09,805 --> 00:40:11,873 So don't act like we don't all have problems. 940 00:40:11,874 --> 00:40:13,541 All right? Oh, whatever, man. 941 00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:16,444 I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea. 942 00:40:16,445 --> 00:40:21,383 Oh, it's been the year of the horrible idea, man. 943 00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:23,718 You want to see another horrible idea? 944 00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,654 I got one for you. 945 00:40:27,323 --> 00:40:28,723 Bam. There you go. 946 00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:32,760 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you. 947 00:40:32,761 --> 00:40:34,129 Brooke said no? 948 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:36,931 Look, I had my life all planned out with her. 949 00:40:36,932 --> 00:40:39,434 All right? I... It was all perfectly set up. 950 00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:40,668 I had the house, I had the dog, 951 00:40:40,669 --> 00:40:42,137 I had "Downton Abbey" on the weekends. 952 00:40:42,138 --> 00:40:43,838 I even did the proposal on the beach 953 00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:46,841 with bacon and mimosas and pancakes and all that. 954 00:40:46,842 --> 00:40:48,076 And for whatever reason 955 00:40:48,077 --> 00:40:50,145 that I'll probably never understand... 956 00:40:50,146 --> 00:40:51,513 She wanted something else. 957 00:40:51,514 --> 00:40:53,648 So I came on this trip with you fucks 958 00:40:53,649 --> 00:40:55,883 to just try to get on with it. 959 00:40:55,884 --> 00:40:58,286 So I'm gonna be damned if I'm gonna just let it end 960 00:40:58,287 --> 00:41:00,055 right here and now. 961 00:41:00,889 --> 00:41:02,390 You're right. 962 00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:05,493 You're Goddamn right. 963 00:41:05,494 --> 00:41:08,430 We can't let the train stop here. 964 00:41:08,431 --> 00:41:09,797 That's right. No. 965 00:41:09,798 --> 00:41:12,334 We got a Tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy. 966 00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:13,801 Oh, we're on a mission. Fuck, yeah. 967 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:16,538 Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias? 968 00:41:16,539 --> 00:41:19,674 That's the energy I'm talking about right there. 969 00:41:19,675 --> 00:41:22,444 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home. 970 00:41:22,445 --> 00:41:24,446 All we got to do is get a rental car. 971 00:41:24,447 --> 00:41:28,183 We're not gonna need a rental car, I don't think. 972 00:41:28,184 --> 00:41:31,119 This is another horrible idea, but... 973 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,955 I know an M.C. In Savannah. 974 00:41:33,956 --> 00:41:36,325 ♪ ♪ 975 00:41:43,866 --> 00:41:44,966 Gentlemen. Hey. 976 00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:46,434 How can I be of service? 977 00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:48,770 Uh, is Rome in tonight? 978 00:41:48,771 --> 00:41:50,438 Are you a member, sir? 979 00:41:50,439 --> 00:41:51,873 N-no. Not a... 980 00:41:51,874 --> 00:41:54,742 No, we're not members. 981 00:41:54,743 --> 00:41:57,845 Uh... I used to... 982 00:41:57,846 --> 00:42:01,483 I used to dance here... Before it was this. 983 00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:03,451 Can you just do me a favor and... 984 00:42:03,452 --> 00:42:05,720 Just if you could get my name to Rome. 985 00:42:05,721 --> 00:42:06,821 Mike Lane. 986 00:42:06,822 --> 00:42:08,856 And if... and if that doesn't do the trick, 987 00:42:08,857 --> 00:42:12,194 I guess we'll just stop bothering you. 988 00:42:12,195 --> 00:42:15,897 [ Mid-tempo music playing ] 989 00:42:15,898 --> 00:42:17,632 You can follow me. 990 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:20,067 Uh, y'all chill down here. 991 00:42:20,068 --> 00:42:21,437 I'll be back. 992 00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:26,342 [ Knock on door ] 993 00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:36,885 What's up? 994 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:20,195 Sit your ass down. 995 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,469 Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise, 996 00:43:27,470 --> 00:43:29,604 but a ghost is a ghost. 997 00:43:29,605 --> 00:43:32,207 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay? 998 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:35,877 So, they said "Mike Lane and company." 999 00:43:35,878 --> 00:43:37,412 Mm-hmm. 1000 00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:39,347 Who's your company? 1001 00:43:39,348 --> 00:43:42,016 It's what's left of the kings of Tampa. 1002 00:43:42,017 --> 00:43:43,618 Oh, let me guess. 1003 00:43:43,619 --> 00:43:47,689 Mr. Crocodile Dundee done did a little Houdini act? 1004 00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:49,957 Yep. [ Clears throat ] 1005 00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:52,328 Mm-hmm. Seems so. 1006 00:43:53,796 --> 00:43:55,430 Just so you know, 1007 00:43:55,431 --> 00:43:59,066 I got out on my own accord three years ago. 1008 00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:01,970 But yet here you are. 1009 00:44:03,572 --> 00:44:06,240 You got my curiosity, Mike. 1010 00:44:06,241 --> 00:44:08,344 Floor is yours. 1011 00:44:09,612 --> 00:44:10,812 No. 1012 00:44:10,813 --> 00:44:12,647 I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see 1013 00:44:12,648 --> 00:44:15,450 if I could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar. 1014 00:44:15,451 --> 00:44:16,784 [ Sighs ] 1015 00:44:16,785 --> 00:44:20,254 Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh? 1016 00:44:20,255 --> 00:44:21,756 Always got to lead with a joke 1017 00:44:21,757 --> 00:44:23,791 before you ask for what you want. 1018 00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:25,394 No. 1019 00:44:27,396 --> 00:44:28,963 So, what did you do, 1020 00:44:28,964 --> 00:44:32,334 turn this place into some sort of a country club or something? 1021 00:44:32,335 --> 00:44:33,768 Guess you could say that. 1022 00:44:33,769 --> 00:44:36,471 You know, back in the day in the Roman empire, 1023 00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:39,240 as long as you paid the emperor your taxes, 1024 00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:40,708 you could worship who you wanted, 1025 00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:42,510 where you wanted, how you wanted. 1026 00:44:42,511 --> 00:44:44,912 Freedom had a small price. 1027 00:44:44,913 --> 00:44:48,015 Do you know what people value more than freedom, Mike? 1028 00:44:48,016 --> 00:44:49,617 Please say strippers. 1029 00:44:49,618 --> 00:44:50,419 Nope. 1030 00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:52,320 Beauty. 1031 00:44:52,321 --> 00:44:56,290 So, if beauty is something you really wish to behold, 1032 00:44:56,291 --> 00:45:00,562 you can behold all the beauty you want right here. 1033 00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:04,332 All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know? 1034 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,833 [ Chuckles ] 1035 00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:11,806 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling? 1036 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:13,542 You got it. 1037 00:45:15,544 --> 00:45:17,979 Why don't you let me show you around? 1038 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:19,080 See what we do here. 1039 00:45:19,081 --> 00:45:21,315 Maybe you'll learn a little something. 1040 00:45:21,316 --> 00:45:24,719 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 1041 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:28,356 [ Women cheering ] ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 1042 00:45:28,357 --> 00:45:30,726 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 1043 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:34,463 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ 1044 00:45:35,798 --> 00:45:39,133 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ [ Cheering continues ] 1045 00:45:39,134 --> 00:45:42,470 ♪ I wanna freak you ♪ ♪ I would give anything, baby ♪ 1046 00:45:42,471 --> 00:45:47,342 ♪ Tonight you won't be sorry ♪ 1047 00:45:48,377 --> 00:45:53,347 ♪ Tonight you got my mind ♪ 1048 00:45:53,348 --> 00:45:54,749 How you doing, queen? 1049 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,684 Good. You feeling good? 1050 00:45:56,685 --> 00:45:58,786 You having a good time? Mm-hmm. 1051 00:45:58,787 --> 00:46:00,422 All right, now, Mr. Augustus. 1052 00:46:00,423 --> 00:46:03,290 I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me? 1053 00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:05,092 Yes, ma'am. All right. 1054 00:46:05,093 --> 00:46:08,262 ♪ To show how much ♪ 1055 00:46:08,263 --> 00:46:11,633 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1056 00:46:11,634 --> 00:46:15,269 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1057 00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:18,840 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1058 00:46:18,841 --> 00:46:22,644 ♪ To show how much ♪ 1059 00:46:22,645 --> 00:46:25,379 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1060 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:28,850 [ Cheering continues ] 1061 00:46:28,851 --> 00:46:32,920 ♪ But I couldn't go for weeks ♪ 1062 00:46:32,921 --> 00:46:36,290 ♪ I can even play with another body ♪ 1063 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:39,561 ♪ But it wouldn't last 'cause I'm a freak ♪ 1064 00:46:39,562 --> 00:46:43,297 ♪ Oh, everything you say ♪ 1065 00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:46,100 ♪ I'm turned on by everything you do ♪ 1066 00:46:46,101 --> 00:46:50,472 ♪ And at night when I close my eyes ♪ 1067 00:46:50,473 --> 00:46:54,676 ♪ I only dream of freakin' you ♪ 1068 00:46:54,677 --> 00:47:02,149 ♪ Ooh, tonight I need your body, baby ♪ 1069 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:04,886 ♪ Whatever you want ♪ 1070 00:47:04,887 --> 00:47:07,522 ♪ Whatever you need ♪ 1071 00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:09,991 [ Women cheering ] 1072 00:47:09,992 --> 00:47:15,096 ♪ You won't be sorry, baby ♪ 1073 00:47:15,097 --> 00:47:17,565 ♪ Baby, no, no ♪ 1074 00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:19,867 ♪ Whatever you want, baby ♪ 1075 00:47:19,868 --> 00:47:22,904 ♪ It will be fine, so fine ♪ 1076 00:47:22,905 --> 00:47:27,274 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1077 00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:30,411 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1078 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,948 ♪ To show how much ♪ 1079 00:47:33,949 --> 00:47:37,752 ♪ I think about freakin' you? ♪ 1080 00:47:37,753 --> 00:47:41,355 ♪ What must I say ♪ 1081 00:47:41,356 --> 00:47:44,759 ♪ What must I do ♪ 1082 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,894 ♪ To show how much... ♪ 1083 00:47:46,895 --> 00:47:49,565 [ Slow introduction plays ] 1084 00:47:53,201 --> 00:47:55,937 ♪ Oh... oh... oh, the rain keeps fallin' ♪ 1085 00:47:55,938 --> 00:47:58,941 ♪ And these... keep callin' ♪ [ Women cheering ] 1086 00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:01,342 ♪ Unh ♪ 1087 00:48:01,343 --> 00:48:05,548 ♪ All these raindrops fallin' on my window ♪ 1088 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:13,188 ♪ Got me wishing that we did the things we didn't do ♪ 1089 00:48:14,923 --> 00:48:20,629 ♪ And right now I wanna sex you, baby ♪ 1090 00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:27,535 ♪ Has anybody sexed you lately? ♪ 1091 00:48:27,536 --> 00:48:30,672 [ Women cheering ] 1092 00:48:30,673 --> 00:48:34,642 ♪ Got all these hoes calling asking me to come through ♪ 1093 00:48:34,643 --> 00:48:37,979 ♪ Asking me to come through ♪ 1094 00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:42,383 ♪ What they don't know is all they do is make me call you ♪ 1095 00:48:42,384 --> 00:48:45,319 ♪ You, you, you, you ♪ 1096 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:50,157 ♪ And ask if I can sex you, lady ♪ 1097 00:48:50,158 --> 00:48:52,359 ♪ Oh ♪ 1098 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:57,264 ♪ Can we do it till we both look crazy? ♪ 1099 00:48:57,265 --> 00:49:00,935 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1100 00:49:00,936 --> 00:49:02,904 ♪ Baby, you know I'm from Atlanta ♪ 1101 00:49:02,905 --> 00:49:05,039 ♪ And they raise me like a killer ♪ 1102 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,808 ♪ Raise me like a villain ♪ 1103 00:49:06,809 --> 00:49:08,242 ♪ Raise me like a pimp ♪ 1104 00:49:08,243 --> 00:49:10,544 ♪ And there's a lot of girls out here ♪ 1105 00:49:10,545 --> 00:49:11,979 ♪ And I could have all of them ♪ 1106 00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:14,081 ♪ But I don't want none of them ♪ 1107 00:49:14,082 --> 00:49:15,650 ♪ I only want one of them ♪ 1108 00:49:15,651 --> 00:49:20,487 ♪ All I wanna do is sex you, baby ♪ 1109 00:49:20,488 --> 00:49:22,289 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1110 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:27,061 ♪ Have you had any good sex lately? ♪ 1111 00:49:27,062 --> 00:49:31,699 ♪ Lately, lately, lately ♪ 1112 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,534 That was beautiful, baby, as always. 1113 00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:35,036 Just beautiful. 1114 00:49:35,037 --> 00:49:38,239 All right, ladies, you having a good time tonight? 1115 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,975 [ Cheers and applause ] 1116 00:49:40,976 --> 00:49:42,977 That's what I thought. 1117 00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:46,147 But you know there's always a queen up in here 1118 00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:49,851 who must be reminded of how beautiful she is. 1119 00:49:49,852 --> 00:49:51,753 Don't be shy. Where you at? 1120 00:49:51,754 --> 00:49:54,555 Oop! Boom. 1121 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,457 There you go. 1122 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,593 Give me your hand. 1123 00:49:59,762 --> 00:50:02,664 Do you know how beautiful you are? 1124 00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:04,398 Queens, ain't she beautiful? 1125 00:50:04,399 --> 00:50:07,168 [ Cheers and applause ] 1126 00:50:07,169 --> 00:50:09,136 You hear that? But you know what? 1127 00:50:09,137 --> 00:50:11,038 If you're not gonna take our word for it, 1128 00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:13,908 we're just gonna show you, okay? 1129 00:50:13,909 --> 00:50:20,982 So let me present to you the absolutely adorable... 1130 00:50:20,983 --> 00:50:22,249 Andre. 1131 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,818 [ Women cheering ] 1132 00:50:23,819 --> 00:50:25,654 What's your name? 1133 00:50:26,789 --> 00:50:28,856 Caroline. 1134 00:50:28,857 --> 00:50:31,292 Don't be shy. That's a beautiful name. 1135 00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:33,394 It was my grandmother's. 1136 00:50:33,395 --> 00:50:34,796 What did she do? 1137 00:50:34,797 --> 00:50:38,800 Um, she was the first female black grocery owner 1138 00:50:38,801 --> 00:50:39,801 in the state. 1139 00:50:39,802 --> 00:50:41,168 Mm. A strong woman. 1140 00:50:41,169 --> 00:50:44,638 What brings you to Domina? Other than the obvious. 1141 00:50:44,639 --> 00:50:46,507 Celebrating my divorce. 1142 00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:48,976 Your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time, huh? 1143 00:50:48,977 --> 00:50:50,611 Woman: Whoo! Yeah. Good job. Okay. 1144 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:52,046 I'll take it from here. 1145 00:50:52,047 --> 00:50:54,982 Uh, Caroline, would you mind... 1146 00:50:54,983 --> 00:50:57,384 Sitting for me right here? 1147 00:50:57,385 --> 00:50:58,986 That would be great. 1148 00:50:58,987 --> 00:51:01,222 And, um, one last thing... 1149 00:51:01,223 --> 00:51:04,425 What's your favorite thing? 1150 00:51:04,426 --> 00:51:05,559 Alcohol. 1151 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,828 Alcohol. [ Chuckles ] 1152 00:51:06,829 --> 00:51:08,896 Okay. Alcohol. 1153 00:51:08,897 --> 00:51:11,799 Um, I'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one, 1154 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,334 so just, uh, follow my lead. 1155 00:51:13,335 --> 00:51:15,569 [ Snaps fingers rhythmically ] Yeah. 1156 00:51:15,570 --> 00:51:17,604 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 1157 00:51:17,605 --> 00:51:19,106 Okay. 1158 00:51:19,107 --> 00:51:21,944 [ Fingers snapping rhythmically ] Mm. 1159 00:51:23,445 --> 00:51:26,180 Young Caroline, give a Nigga happy time. 1160 00:51:26,181 --> 00:51:28,515 She like alcohol, but you ain't here to hear me whine. 1161 00:51:28,516 --> 00:51:31,318 I'm looking at your backside. I'm trying to stay patient. 1162 00:51:31,319 --> 00:51:34,055 Make that thing clap. That's a standing ovation. 1163 00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,257 Grandma independent. She don't need your help. 1164 00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:39,460 But you don't really feel that way about yourself. 1165 00:51:39,461 --> 00:51:41,763 That's why the name feel funny in your mouth. 1166 00:51:41,764 --> 00:51:43,430 You don't believe it, but I can see it. 1167 00:51:43,431 --> 00:51:45,466 And fuck that dude. He don't get you. 1168 00:51:45,467 --> 00:51:47,334 I know you're cool and I just met you. 1169 00:51:47,335 --> 00:51:48,602 Pick you up around 8:00. 1170 00:51:48,603 --> 00:51:50,004 I can come and get you. 1171 00:51:50,005 --> 00:51:51,705 On the coast, and we ballin' back and forth 1172 00:51:51,706 --> 00:51:54,008 like it's ping-pong and you ain't got a thing on. 1173 00:51:54,009 --> 00:51:55,676 Let me sing your theme song. 1174 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,144 ♪ Caroline ♪ 1175 00:51:57,145 --> 00:52:00,314 ♪ This could be something special ♪ 1176 00:52:00,315 --> 00:52:05,152 ♪ This love of mine will never let go ♪ 1177 00:52:05,153 --> 00:52:07,922 ♪ If I could make you mine ♪ 1178 00:52:07,923 --> 00:52:10,758 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪ 1179 00:52:10,759 --> 00:52:12,393 ♪ Be mine ♪ 1180 00:52:12,394 --> 00:52:14,195 ♪ Oh, be mine ♪ 1181 00:52:14,196 --> 00:52:16,463 All right. I need y'all to clap on this one. Okay. 1182 00:52:16,464 --> 00:52:18,399 ♪ Caroline ♪ [ Rhythmic clapping ] 1183 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,969 ♪ This could be something special ♪ 1184 00:52:21,970 --> 00:52:26,240 ♪ This love of mine could never let go ♪ 1185 00:52:26,241 --> 00:52:29,310 ♪ And if I make you mine ♪ 1186 00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:32,079 ♪ Oh, I'd treat you so special ♪ 1187 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,680 ♪ Be mine ♪ 1188 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:36,717 [ Cheers and applause ] 1189 00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:39,487 [ Mid-tempo music playing ] 1190 00:52:55,871 --> 00:52:58,672 Why are you here? 1191 00:52:58,673 --> 00:53:01,909 [ Music continues, women cheering in distance ] 1192 00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:03,277 I don't know. 1193 00:53:03,278 --> 00:53:08,183 Me and the guys were, uh... We were near Savannah. 1194 00:53:09,184 --> 00:53:11,553 And I couldn't not see you. 1195 00:53:16,158 --> 00:53:17,860 Okay. 1196 00:53:19,227 --> 00:53:20,562 And? 1197 00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:23,297 Don't laugh. 1198 00:53:23,298 --> 00:53:26,533 Uh, we're going up to the convention and... I don't know. 1199 00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:30,438 We're gonna have one crazy night to put this in bed and... 1200 00:53:32,841 --> 00:53:35,878 I don't know. I just thought it could be fun. 1201 00:53:37,079 --> 00:53:39,180 The convention? 1202 00:53:39,181 --> 00:53:42,283 So you mean to tell me you came all the way here to see me 1203 00:53:42,284 --> 00:53:44,218 about that bullshit convention? 1204 00:53:44,219 --> 00:53:46,287 No. Look... look, I know. 1205 00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:50,858 I just thought it... Presented itself as an... 1206 00:53:50,859 --> 00:53:53,060 As an interesting opportunity for us to... 1207 00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:54,728 No, no, no, no. No. 1208 00:53:54,729 --> 00:53:56,530 For you maybe. 1209 00:53:56,531 --> 00:53:58,900 What the hell do I need a convention for, Mike? 1210 00:53:58,901 --> 00:54:00,734 You don't. That's not what I'm saying. 1211 00:54:00,735 --> 00:54:03,404 Would you let me finish, please? Will you just... no. Unh-Unh. No. 1212 00:54:03,405 --> 00:54:05,106 I haven't talked to you for eight years 1213 00:54:05,107 --> 00:54:07,541 since you walked out on me. Oh, did I walk out on you? 1214 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:10,477 Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job. 1215 00:54:10,478 --> 00:54:13,114 And when I came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house. 1216 00:54:13,115 --> 00:54:16,050 Mike, what makes you think that you can come up in here 1217 00:54:16,051 --> 00:54:18,185 after all this time and snap your fingers 1218 00:54:18,186 --> 00:54:21,155 and I'm supposed to do a favor for you? 1219 00:54:21,156 --> 00:54:22,590 Okay. 1220 00:54:24,893 --> 00:54:28,695 Maybe... I'm... I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. 1221 00:54:28,696 --> 00:54:32,599 I-I'm not saying that at all. 1222 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,935 Really? 1223 00:54:33,936 --> 00:54:37,038 I don't need a favor from you. 1224 00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:39,473 Fuck the convention. 1225 00:54:39,474 --> 00:54:43,544 Don't... All it is is an excuse 1226 00:54:43,545 --> 00:54:47,481 for us to try to put this shit between us to bed. 1227 00:54:47,482 --> 00:54:50,385 That's all. 1228 00:55:06,901 --> 00:55:09,570 Oh, shit. 1229 00:55:09,571 --> 00:55:12,773 [ Music continues ] 1230 00:55:12,774 --> 00:55:14,908 Thank you, Octavius. 1231 00:55:14,909 --> 00:55:17,478 Ooh. You're wonderful. 1232 00:55:17,479 --> 00:55:19,746 My queens, gather. 1233 00:55:19,747 --> 00:55:23,150 I need you. I need you. 1234 00:55:23,151 --> 00:55:26,253 You ever had a ghost come to your front door? 1235 00:55:26,254 --> 00:55:29,790 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver? 1236 00:55:29,791 --> 00:55:31,858 [ Women murmuring, cheering ] 1237 00:55:31,859 --> 00:55:34,061 I had one today. 1238 00:55:34,062 --> 00:55:36,530 So I need your help. 1239 00:55:36,531 --> 00:55:39,366 I need you to help me make a decision 1240 00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:42,636 of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave 1241 00:55:42,637 --> 00:55:45,772 or give him an opportunity to be resurrected. 1242 00:55:45,773 --> 00:55:47,708 Women: Resurrected! 1243 00:55:47,709 --> 00:55:49,610 Rome: Okay. 1244 00:55:49,611 --> 00:55:52,113 I got a little treat for y'all tonight. 1245 00:55:52,114 --> 00:55:58,552 It's a man I knew... As white chocolate. 1246 00:55:58,553 --> 00:56:02,056 [ Women cheering ] 1247 00:56:02,057 --> 00:56:06,227 Some might know him as Magic Mike. 1248 00:56:06,228 --> 00:56:09,630 [ Women cheer ] 1249 00:56:09,631 --> 00:56:12,799 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that Mike. 1250 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,138 [ Cheers and applause ] 1251 00:56:19,907 --> 00:56:22,209 Hello, beautiful. 1252 00:56:22,210 --> 00:56:24,311 You down for a little fun tonight? 1253 00:56:24,312 --> 00:56:26,147 Yes. All right. 1254 00:56:26,148 --> 00:56:28,583 Have a seat. 1255 00:56:29,717 --> 00:56:31,185 Mike? 1256 00:56:31,186 --> 00:56:33,454 Come on. Let's not do this. 1257 00:56:33,455 --> 00:56:35,389 Uh... 1258 00:56:35,390 --> 00:56:37,124 Mnh-mnh. 1259 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:38,125 Malik? 1260 00:56:38,126 --> 00:56:40,727 [ Cheers and applause ] 1261 00:56:40,728 --> 00:56:43,697 [ Slow introduction plays ] 1262 00:56:43,698 --> 00:56:46,300 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1263 00:56:46,301 --> 00:56:48,235 ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da-Da, Da ♪ 1264 00:56:48,236 --> 00:56:51,138 Come on, man. You got this. 1265 00:56:51,139 --> 00:56:54,275 ♪ I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1266 00:56:54,276 --> 00:56:56,711 [ Women cheering ] 1267 00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:02,784 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1268 00:57:07,389 --> 00:57:09,890 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1269 00:57:09,891 --> 00:57:12,227 [ All cheering ] 1270 00:57:14,662 --> 00:57:17,665 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1271 00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:25,272 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪ 1272 00:57:25,273 --> 00:57:26,373 ♪ Bad ♪ 1273 00:57:26,374 --> 00:57:29,076 ♪ Tell me why you wanna be bad ♪ 1274 00:57:29,077 --> 00:57:30,577 ♪ You sweatin' ♪ 1275 00:57:30,578 --> 00:57:33,814 ♪ Why you callin' me daddy? ♪ 1276 00:57:33,815 --> 00:57:37,318 ♪ Giving you the best you ever had, babe ♪ 1277 00:57:37,319 --> 00:57:41,355 ♪ Make me feel like you ain't ever had it ♪ 1278 00:57:41,356 --> 00:57:44,658 ♪ Stretching you out like you are elastic ♪ 1279 00:57:44,659 --> 00:57:48,429 ♪ Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it ♪ 1280 00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:52,733 ♪ Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics ♪ 1281 00:57:52,734 --> 00:57:54,701 ♪ You nasty ♪ 1282 00:57:54,702 --> 00:57:56,437 ♪ Unh ♪ 1283 00:57:56,438 --> 00:58:00,241 ♪ Baby, tell me that you want it deeper ♪ 1284 00:58:00,242 --> 00:58:03,344 ♪ I don't ever wanna come out ♪ 1285 00:58:03,345 --> 00:58:05,546 ♪ Put you in a coma ♪ 1286 00:58:05,547 --> 00:58:07,548 ♪ You're a sleeper ♪ 1287 00:58:07,549 --> 00:58:11,352 ♪ I know that your body's been drowsed ♪ 1288 00:58:11,353 --> 00:58:13,720 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1289 00:58:13,721 --> 00:58:15,656 ♪ Feel it ♪ 1290 00:58:15,657 --> 00:58:17,291 ♪ Feel it ♪ 1291 00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:18,659 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1292 00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:22,929 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1293 00:58:22,930 --> 00:58:26,633 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad ♪ 1294 00:58:26,634 --> 00:58:30,137 ♪ Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe ♪ 1295 00:58:30,138 --> 00:58:34,408 ♪ With the shots... pow pow... You bust off like an uzi ♪ 1296 00:58:34,409 --> 00:58:37,911 ♪ Think I'm gonna need another mat, babe ♪ 1297 00:58:37,912 --> 00:58:41,648 ♪ Back that ass up on me like I'm Juvie ♪ 1298 00:58:41,649 --> 00:58:45,085 ♪ About nothing but action in this movie ♪ 1299 00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:46,453 ♪ It's going down ♪ 1300 00:58:46,454 --> 00:58:49,055 ♪ Turn around, let me feel your booty ♪ 1301 00:58:49,056 --> 00:58:51,091 ♪ I'm a private in your parts ♪ 1302 00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:52,593 ♪ I'm at duty ♪ 1303 00:58:52,594 --> 00:58:55,229 ♪ Girl, give it to me ♪ 1304 00:58:55,230 --> 00:58:56,830 ♪ Unh, Unh ♪ 1305 00:58:56,831 --> 00:59:00,567 ♪ Baby, you remind me of my jeeper ♪ 1306 00:59:00,568 --> 00:59:04,471 ♪ The way you body's bouncing up and down ♪ 1307 00:59:04,472 --> 00:59:08,041 ♪ Feels like a Tsunami or Katrina ♪ 1308 00:59:08,042 --> 00:59:10,977 ♪ I swear I am deep enough to drown ♪ 1309 00:59:10,978 --> 00:59:12,112 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 1310 00:59:12,113 --> 00:59:14,715 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1311 00:59:14,716 --> 00:59:15,982 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1312 00:59:15,983 --> 00:59:17,284 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 1313 00:59:17,285 --> 00:59:19,553 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ 1314 00:59:19,554 --> 00:59:23,790 ♪ I'm gonna make you feel it ♪ 1315 00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:29,830 So, seeing as though you are leaving again... 1316 00:59:29,831 --> 00:59:32,366 I have Andre over here to take care of you. 1317 00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:34,034 He'll take you wherever you want to go. 1318 00:59:34,035 --> 00:59:37,205 Yeah. We got to get on the road. 1319 00:59:39,774 --> 00:59:42,276 This was, uh, this was fun... 1320 00:59:42,277 --> 00:59:45,780 Whatever, I guess, that this was. 1321 00:59:48,383 --> 00:59:50,251 It was good seeing you. 1322 00:59:50,252 --> 00:59:51,485 Likewise. 1323 00:59:51,486 --> 00:59:55,456 Richie: So... what was that? 1324 00:59:55,457 --> 00:59:57,958 Y'all used to dance together? 1325 00:59:57,959 --> 00:59:59,326 Mike: Uh, yeah. 1326 00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:01,027 Look, it's a... [ Laughs ] 1327 01:00:01,028 --> 01:00:04,765 It's a long, long story, but, uh, Rome and I met each other 1328 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:07,000 at a very interesting time in our lives, 1329 01:00:07,001 --> 01:00:10,371 and... and, uh, I guess you could say that we had a thing. 1330 01:00:10,372 --> 01:00:13,674 Mm. Yeah. I'd say you had a thing. 1331 01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:14,908 Yeah. 1332 01:00:14,909 --> 01:00:19,012 Well, until I, uh, I went to work with Dallas. 1333 01:00:19,013 --> 01:00:20,614 Yeah. 1334 01:00:20,615 --> 01:00:24,418 So... is she gonna come help us or what? 1335 01:00:24,419 --> 01:00:26,019 No. [ Laughs ] No. 1336 01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:28,555 I don't... I don't think that's gonna actually happen. 1337 01:00:28,556 --> 01:00:31,124 Rome likes to stay in her castle. 1338 01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,494 That's why she built it. 1339 01:00:33,495 --> 01:00:36,930 So, uh, I getting on 95 north, right? 1340 01:00:36,931 --> 01:00:40,334 Yeah. Yeah. It's just outside of Charleston. 1341 01:00:40,335 --> 01:00:42,469 She texted me the address. I don't know. 1342 01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:44,371 I'll tell you when we get closer. 1343 01:00:44,372 --> 01:00:46,172 You need a co-pilot? Yes, please. 1344 01:00:46,173 --> 01:00:48,475 Okay. 1345 01:00:48,476 --> 01:00:50,877 That was insane tonight, man. 1346 01:00:50,878 --> 01:00:53,514 Thanks. I'm serious, dude. That was like... 1347 01:00:53,515 --> 01:00:55,349 It was a good night. I'm not gonna lie to you. 1348 01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:56,850 Your stuff is revolutionary, man. 1349 01:00:56,851 --> 01:00:58,552 Sometimes the songs are a little... 1350 01:00:58,553 --> 01:01:00,587 No, man. It was perfect. Are you kidding me? 1351 01:01:00,588 --> 01:01:03,023 I appreciate that. And you just made that up on the spot. 1352 01:01:03,024 --> 01:01:05,859 I... well, Rome likes us to put our passion in our work. 1353 01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,860 Well, it shows, man. 1354 01:01:06,861 --> 01:01:08,962 I've never seen anything like that. 1355 01:01:08,963 --> 01:01:11,832 Are you doing anything else with your music? 1356 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:14,134 Man, I'm trying. I put it up online. 1357 01:01:14,135 --> 01:01:16,970 Hopefully, like, it'll spread through social media, 1358 01:01:16,971 --> 01:01:19,940 but honestly, with this E.P. That's coming out, it's... 1359 01:01:19,941 --> 01:01:21,207 Oh, cool, man. 1360 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:23,276 It's hard to get people to pay attention to it. 1361 01:01:23,277 --> 01:01:26,580 'Cause there's so much shit that comes on the Internet every day. Oh. So much. 1362 01:01:26,581 --> 01:01:28,281 I just want to stay authentic. 1363 01:01:28,282 --> 01:01:30,484 Yeah. Well, at least you're trying, man. 1364 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:31,985 At least you're trying. 1365 01:01:31,986 --> 01:01:34,287 That's why I moved down to Florida back in the day, 1366 01:01:34,288 --> 01:01:35,656 actually, was to do music stuff. 1367 01:01:35,657 --> 01:01:37,424 Really? Yeah. Yeah. 1368 01:01:37,425 --> 01:01:39,225 I sang in "Dream along with Mickey" 1369 01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:40,927 at Disney world from '03 to '05. 1370 01:01:40,928 --> 01:01:42,162 [ Laughs ] What? 1371 01:01:42,163 --> 01:01:43,564 Yeah, man. For real. 1372 01:01:43,565 --> 01:01:45,198 I mean, I started out as the Donald duck understudy, 1373 01:01:45,199 --> 01:01:48,402 but I... I was playing Mickey by my second year. 1374 01:01:48,403 --> 01:01:50,804 I got signed by an agent, 1375 01:01:50,805 --> 01:01:53,607 booked a couple regional commercial spots. 1376 01:01:53,608 --> 01:01:56,410 And one day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers. 1377 01:01:56,411 --> 01:01:58,345 And you know how that shit goes, so... 1378 01:01:58,346 --> 01:02:01,047 When I started this, I thought... 1379 01:02:01,048 --> 01:02:03,016 Man, I thought I'd hate it. 1380 01:02:03,017 --> 01:02:06,853 But now, if the... if, like, the E.P. Blew up tomorrow, 1381 01:02:06,854 --> 01:02:09,356 I'd probably still do this on the side. 1382 01:02:09,357 --> 01:02:10,357 What? I'm serious. 1383 01:02:10,358 --> 01:02:11,658 You're shitting me. 1384 01:02:11,659 --> 01:02:14,661 Do you see how many girls I meet every day? 1385 01:02:14,662 --> 01:02:16,430 Yes. For free? 1386 01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:18,231 For free! I don't got to pay for... 1387 01:02:18,232 --> 01:02:19,232 All I do is sing. 1388 01:02:19,233 --> 01:02:20,767 And you think about that. 1389 01:02:20,768 --> 01:02:23,970 Like, these girls have to deal with men in their lives 1390 01:02:23,971 --> 01:02:26,507 every day who... They don't listen to them. 1391 01:02:26,508 --> 01:02:28,074 They don't ask them what they want. 1392 01:02:28,075 --> 01:02:30,010 They don't even ask them what they want. 1393 01:02:30,011 --> 01:02:32,178 All we got to do is ask them what they want. 1394 01:02:32,179 --> 01:02:34,214 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. 1395 01:02:34,215 --> 01:02:38,284 It's like we're like... We're like healers or something. 1396 01:02:38,285 --> 01:02:40,387 Yes, man. 1397 01:02:40,388 --> 01:02:41,688 Fuck, yes. We are. 1398 01:02:41,689 --> 01:02:43,424 That's right. We're healers. 1399 01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,091 We're healers, man. 1400 01:02:45,092 --> 01:02:47,160 We can be. Okay. Yeah. We can be. 1401 01:02:47,161 --> 01:02:48,929 We can be. 1402 01:02:48,930 --> 01:02:49,831 Okay. I like that. 1403 01:02:49,832 --> 01:02:52,800 [ Mid-tempo rock music playing ] 1404 01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:58,005 ♪ ♪ 1405 01:03:12,319 --> 01:03:13,754 [ Insects chirping ] 1406 01:03:13,755 --> 01:03:15,656 Hey, thanks for the ride. No problem, man. 1407 01:03:15,657 --> 01:03:17,524 Good talking to you, man. Safe home. 1408 01:03:17,525 --> 01:03:18,992 Look us up when you get back. 1409 01:03:18,993 --> 01:03:20,461 All right, man. Thanks, man. 1410 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:22,128 You sure this is the place? 1411 01:03:22,129 --> 01:03:24,865 Yeah. I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text. 1412 01:03:24,866 --> 01:03:28,101 Looks like somebody hooked up with a trust fund baby! You know? 1413 01:03:28,102 --> 01:03:30,537 I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby, 1414 01:03:30,538 --> 01:03:32,172 and we're livin' large. 1415 01:03:32,173 --> 01:03:34,476 Megan? 1416 01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:37,478 Hello? 1417 01:03:37,479 --> 01:03:39,713 [ Singsong voice ] Megan? 1418 01:03:39,714 --> 01:03:41,882 There's some law of attraction going on up in here. 1419 01:03:41,883 --> 01:03:43,484 There's somebody in here. Megan! 1420 01:03:43,485 --> 01:03:44,485 It's Tito! 1421 01:03:44,486 --> 01:03:46,152 Hey! 1422 01:03:46,153 --> 01:03:49,089 Oh... shit. 1423 01:03:49,090 --> 01:03:50,691 Who are you? 1424 01:03:50,692 --> 01:03:54,360 Just, uh, friends of Megan. 1425 01:03:54,361 --> 01:03:56,129 Woman: Ah. 1426 01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:57,764 Is Megan here? 1427 01:03:57,765 --> 01:04:01,034 My daughter and her friends are outside. 1428 01:04:01,035 --> 01:04:02,202 Who are you? 1429 01:04:02,203 --> 01:04:04,070 Oh, you're having a party. We'll just go out... 1430 01:04:04,071 --> 01:04:06,072 You said Megan was back this way in the guesthouse? 1431 01:04:06,073 --> 01:04:07,340 You hold on. 1432 01:04:07,341 --> 01:04:10,310 Y'all can't just walk in my house like strangers 1433 01:04:10,311 --> 01:04:12,278 without having a hello drink. 1434 01:04:12,279 --> 01:04:13,780 [ Laughs ] 1435 01:04:13,781 --> 01:04:16,617 You come on now and have a seat. 1436 01:04:16,618 --> 01:04:19,486 What you want? You want red? You want white? 1437 01:04:19,487 --> 01:04:21,622 We got whiskey. We got shine. 1438 01:04:21,623 --> 01:04:23,957 Y'all get something. [ Laughs ] 1439 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:27,528 How about we start with wine and end with shine? 1440 01:04:27,529 --> 01:04:29,062 I like that rule. 1441 01:04:29,063 --> 01:04:31,331 Honey, you come sit right here. Come on. 1442 01:04:31,332 --> 01:04:33,634 Oh, shit! 1443 01:04:33,635 --> 01:04:35,168 Thank you so much. 1444 01:04:35,169 --> 01:04:36,269 It smells good. 1445 01:04:36,270 --> 01:04:38,539 Well... cheers! 1446 01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:40,774 Cheers. Cheers. Eye contact. 1447 01:04:40,775 --> 01:04:43,309 Thank you for your hospitality, Ma'am. 1448 01:04:43,310 --> 01:04:44,711 Quit that proper shit. 1449 01:04:44,712 --> 01:04:45,746 [ Laughter ] 1450 01:04:45,747 --> 01:04:47,848 You sound just like my ex. 1451 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:50,350 What are your names? 1452 01:04:50,351 --> 01:04:51,852 Uh, I'm Mike. This is Tito... 1453 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:52,853 Tito. ...Ken... 1454 01:04:52,854 --> 01:04:54,521 Ken. ...Richie, 1455 01:04:54,522 --> 01:04:56,691 uh... 1456 01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,727 Ernest. ...Ernest. Ernest. 1457 01:05:00,728 --> 01:05:02,128 Well, I'm Nancy. 1458 01:05:02,129 --> 01:05:06,733 And this is Mae, Julia, Diane, and Jessica. 1459 01:05:06,734 --> 01:05:08,168 Hey. Nice to meet you. 1460 01:05:08,169 --> 01:05:10,203 Ken: Nice to meet y'all. Thank you, ladies. 1461 01:05:10,204 --> 01:05:12,573 Y'all don't look like you're from around here. 1462 01:05:12,574 --> 01:05:15,475 We're from Miami. Uh, just... 1463 01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:18,679 Florida. 1464 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,346 There's one in Ohio, dude. 1465 01:05:20,347 --> 01:05:23,183 Just passing through on our way to myrtle beach. 1466 01:05:23,184 --> 01:05:25,819 Oh! Myrtle beach! Redneck Riviera. 1467 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,154 Y'all should try kiawah instead. 1468 01:05:28,155 --> 01:05:29,956 Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am. 1469 01:05:29,957 --> 01:05:31,992 "Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am." 1470 01:05:31,993 --> 01:05:33,093 [ Laughter ] 1471 01:05:33,094 --> 01:05:34,595 Listen to him! 1472 01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:36,029 Is that what I sound like? 1473 01:05:36,030 --> 01:05:38,732 You're good! 1474 01:05:38,733 --> 01:05:40,266 Don't think I don't know 1475 01:05:40,267 --> 01:05:43,136 what you're doing here with those girls. 1476 01:05:43,137 --> 01:05:46,840 How do y'all know my daughter? 1477 01:05:46,841 --> 01:05:48,709 We just... Uh, we just met her at a... 1478 01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:51,077 At a... in Jacksonville at... At a... 1479 01:05:51,078 --> 01:05:52,013 It was a bar. 1480 01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:54,581 A bar. Well, that's my daughter. 1481 01:05:54,582 --> 01:05:56,583 Always making new friends! 1482 01:05:56,584 --> 01:05:58,852 [ Laughter ] 1483 01:05:58,853 --> 01:06:01,454 So what do y'all do? 1484 01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:03,690 We are... I, uh... hey! 1485 01:06:03,691 --> 01:06:04,725 How are you? 1486 01:06:04,726 --> 01:06:05,726 Hey! Hi! 1487 01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:06,960 There you are. 1488 01:06:06,961 --> 01:06:08,929 Hey. What are y'all talking about? 1489 01:06:08,930 --> 01:06:10,731 Nancy: Oh, the boys are just about to tell us 1490 01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:12,733 what they do for a living. Oh. 1491 01:06:12,734 --> 01:06:14,200 Mm-hmm. 1492 01:06:14,201 --> 01:06:16,970 We, uh... 1493 01:06:16,971 --> 01:06:19,305 [ Chuckles ] What do... uh, I have... 1494 01:06:19,306 --> 01:06:20,540 I have my own furniture company. 1495 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:22,508 Tito: Yeah. He's great. Um... 1496 01:06:22,509 --> 01:06:25,846 Tito here is into yogurt. 1497 01:06:25,847 --> 01:06:28,882 Frozen yogurt. Yeah. artisanal. 1498 01:06:28,883 --> 01:06:34,988 Ken is a budding actor and, um, and level-3 reiki healer. 1499 01:06:34,989 --> 01:06:37,023 Uh, so if you need any work done... 1500 01:06:37,024 --> 01:06:40,560 Uh, Ernie is... Is an artist. 1501 01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:41,828 He's a painter. 1502 01:06:41,829 --> 01:06:44,497 Mom, they're male strippers. 1503 01:06:44,498 --> 01:06:46,299 Nancy: Now, that makes sense. [ Laughter ] 1504 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,869 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 1505 01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:52,238 Because it's fucking awkward to do somebody like that. 1506 01:06:52,239 --> 01:06:55,241 Enough with that fucking language! [ Laughter ] 1507 01:06:55,242 --> 01:06:57,143 Oh, God, I don't think I've ever had 1508 01:06:57,144 --> 01:06:59,212 a real live stripper in my house before. 1509 01:06:59,213 --> 01:07:00,546 Ken: You have now. 1510 01:07:00,547 --> 01:07:02,515 Uh, well, actually, the... the technical term is... 1511 01:07:02,516 --> 01:07:04,550 Is male entertainer. Oh, my! 1512 01:07:04,551 --> 01:07:07,587 Mom, they're not here for that. They're just friends. 1513 01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:09,422 Of course not! 1514 01:07:09,423 --> 01:07:13,059 Shit, Diana, go down and grab us some more Vino. 1515 01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:15,295 No, no, no. Don't... don't you worry. 1516 01:07:15,296 --> 01:07:18,131 I got this. I'll reload, Nancy. Okay, baby. 1517 01:07:18,132 --> 01:07:21,367 You just... you just get anything that looks expensive. 1518 01:07:21,368 --> 01:07:22,669 As much of the good stuff 1519 01:07:22,670 --> 01:07:24,304 as your little arms can carry, darling. 1520 01:07:24,305 --> 01:07:26,406 You got it. 1521 01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:28,541 I-I got arms. I'll help. 1522 01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:31,045 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1523 01:07:34,515 --> 01:07:37,150 Are you native American, Tito? 1524 01:07:37,151 --> 01:07:38,685 [ Laughter ] 1525 01:07:38,686 --> 01:07:41,587 Tito: Yes, on my mother's side. 1526 01:07:41,588 --> 01:07:44,057 Really, I've got it. Thanks, though. 1527 01:07:44,058 --> 01:07:45,992 Oh, you do not have it. 1528 01:07:45,993 --> 01:07:48,128 By what I just saw up there, 1529 01:07:48,129 --> 01:07:52,265 we are gonna need a fucking pack mule to water that bunch. 1530 01:07:52,266 --> 01:07:54,334 So... I don't know. 1531 01:07:54,335 --> 01:07:56,469 Let's fucking do this. 1532 01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:58,972 I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way. 1533 01:07:58,973 --> 01:08:01,307 Oh, wait. Is that not where we are? 1534 01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:02,910 Wow. 1535 01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:06,780 Hmm? 1536 01:08:06,781 --> 01:08:08,916 I changed my mind. 1537 01:08:10,217 --> 01:08:12,118 So does that mean you are gonna be on the pole 1538 01:08:12,119 --> 01:08:13,720 or you're not gonna be on the pole? 1539 01:08:13,721 --> 01:08:15,155 Because, I mean, 1540 01:08:15,156 --> 01:08:17,190 "Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys. 1541 01:08:17,191 --> 01:08:19,760 Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten up her day" 1542 01:08:19,761 --> 01:08:22,062 sounds awesome to me. 1543 01:08:22,063 --> 01:08:23,396 Ha ha. 1544 01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:25,932 Nice callback, Clitoria. 1545 01:08:25,933 --> 01:08:28,769 It's low-hanging fruit. I can't help myself. 1546 01:08:28,770 --> 01:08:30,470 What's the plan now, then? 1547 01:08:30,471 --> 01:08:32,538 Currently? Yep. 1548 01:08:32,539 --> 01:08:36,409 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs 1549 01:08:36,410 --> 01:08:39,712 and... watch it blow. 1550 01:08:39,713 --> 01:08:41,614 Okay. 1551 01:08:41,615 --> 01:08:43,216 What are we looking for? 1552 01:08:43,217 --> 01:08:48,421 Something old and expensive... To fit in upstairs. 1553 01:08:48,422 --> 01:08:50,091 Cool. 1554 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,293 They all look the same to me. 1555 01:08:53,294 --> 01:08:55,396 Racist. 1556 01:08:56,530 --> 01:08:58,731 Hmm? 1557 01:08:58,732 --> 01:09:02,335 1959 Château Lafite. 1558 01:09:02,336 --> 01:09:03,204 That'll do. 1559 01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:04,570 Richie: You see, what I hear 1560 01:09:04,571 --> 01:09:08,942 is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit. 1561 01:09:08,943 --> 01:09:11,411 How are you gonna expect your lady to trim the hedges, 1562 01:09:11,412 --> 01:09:15,348 if you're not willing to... Prune the tree? 1563 01:09:15,349 --> 01:09:17,250 [ Laughter ] 1564 01:09:17,251 --> 01:09:20,320 See, I have a three-day Max-Growth rule. 1565 01:09:20,321 --> 01:09:23,189 - Really? - Richie: Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am. 1566 01:09:23,190 --> 01:09:24,190 Wow. 1567 01:09:24,191 --> 01:09:26,292 Pardon my language. Oh, please. 1568 01:09:26,293 --> 01:09:27,627 We got wine! 1569 01:09:27,628 --> 01:09:29,062 [ All cheering ] 1570 01:09:29,063 --> 01:09:30,130 A basket full of wine! [ Laughs ] 1571 01:09:30,131 --> 01:09:31,731 We got a basket of wine. 1572 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:35,101 Nancy: You are missing out on some husband tales in here. 1573 01:09:35,102 --> 01:09:36,502 Or ex-husband tales. 1574 01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:38,638 Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana 1575 01:09:38,639 --> 01:09:40,740 over to the dark side. 1576 01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:43,009 Use the force, Nance. 1577 01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:45,078 Come on, Mae. 1578 01:09:45,079 --> 01:09:46,813 It's your turn. 1579 01:09:46,814 --> 01:09:49,015 All: Come on, Mae. 1580 01:09:49,016 --> 01:09:50,650 Come on, Mae. 1581 01:09:50,651 --> 01:09:54,587 We know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom. 1582 01:09:54,588 --> 01:09:56,622 Cone of silence here. 1583 01:09:56,623 --> 01:09:59,659 Fine. I'll go, then. 1584 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:02,328 Ugh. Here's a whopper for you. 1585 01:10:02,329 --> 01:10:03,496 Here we go. 1586 01:10:03,497 --> 01:10:06,499 Roger's the only man I've ever slept with. 1587 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,701 Then you are gonna get more wine. 1588 01:10:08,702 --> 01:10:10,803 [ Laughs ] 1589 01:10:10,804 --> 01:10:12,472 [ Sighing ] Yeah. 1590 01:10:12,473 --> 01:10:17,177 I lost my virginity to him when I was 17, and that was that. 1591 01:10:17,178 --> 01:10:19,212 Two beautiful daughters, 1592 01:10:19,213 --> 01:10:23,183 but only one penis my entire fucking life. 1593 01:10:23,184 --> 01:10:28,621 Sadly, I was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man. 1594 01:10:28,622 --> 01:10:30,590 Mom, you don't know that. 1595 01:10:30,591 --> 01:10:31,958 Oh, I knew enough. 1596 01:10:31,959 --> 01:10:33,426 I knew he really liked it when I put my fing... 1597 01:10:33,427 --> 01:10:35,128 Mom! No. I don't want to hear that. Hey! 1598 01:10:35,129 --> 01:10:37,230 Well, you need to hear this! It's not so terrible. 1599 01:10:37,231 --> 01:10:40,533 Because I pissed away all of this on one man. 1600 01:10:40,534 --> 01:10:43,336 And you are not gonna make the same mistake. 1601 01:10:43,337 --> 01:10:44,604 Megan: Got it. 1602 01:10:44,605 --> 01:10:49,242 That's why I tell these girls to play the field. 1603 01:10:49,243 --> 01:10:52,545 And don't stop until you find one 1604 01:10:52,546 --> 01:10:56,149 that rocks your fucking socks off! 1605 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:57,850 Ken: My Motto. Hear, hear. 1606 01:10:57,851 --> 01:11:01,487 Tarzan: Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways. 1607 01:11:01,488 --> 01:11:05,525 I think I've had as good a run as anybody. 1608 01:11:05,526 --> 01:11:07,293 But I'd trade all that in a heartbeat 1609 01:11:07,294 --> 01:11:11,464 to come home to a wife, a kid, people that love me. 1610 01:11:11,465 --> 01:11:15,735 That hole is never gonna be filled. 1611 01:11:15,736 --> 01:11:18,205 That ship fucking sailed. 1612 01:11:21,175 --> 01:11:23,443 Wow. 1613 01:11:23,444 --> 01:11:25,979 Ken: I think my soul just died a little bit. 1614 01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:28,281 Tito: I love you, Ernie. 1615 01:11:28,282 --> 01:11:31,651 Well, Hank and I have never had sex with the lights on. 1616 01:11:31,652 --> 01:11:33,253 What? 1617 01:11:33,254 --> 01:11:36,156 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns 'em off. 1618 01:11:36,157 --> 01:11:39,960 And I try to drop hints, but, um... 1619 01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:42,162 Maybe it's me. I don't know. 1620 01:11:42,163 --> 01:11:44,630 Nancy: Come on. Never once? 1621 01:11:44,631 --> 01:11:46,499 Never. 1622 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,969 Ken: He's not showing you how beautiful you are. 1623 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:50,870 No. You're gorgeous... You know that, right? 1624 01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,138 She's gorgeous, right? 1625 01:11:52,139 --> 01:11:54,040 And I'm not just talking about the paint job. 1626 01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:55,908 I'm not talking about this vessel. 1627 01:11:55,909 --> 01:11:57,843 I'm talking about what's inside you. 1628 01:11:57,844 --> 01:11:59,412 I read energy in my work, 1629 01:11:59,413 --> 01:12:06,586 and... and yours is pure and sweet and loving and nurturing. 1630 01:12:06,587 --> 01:12:07,521 You got to talk to him. 1631 01:12:07,522 --> 01:12:09,089 'Cause if he's not gonna worship you, 1632 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:10,290 there's a lot of guys out there who will. 1633 01:12:10,291 --> 01:12:12,058 And the line starts right here. 1634 01:12:12,059 --> 01:12:13,593 Winds around this room, too. Yep. Absolutely. 1635 01:12:13,594 --> 01:12:14,760 You know that, right? 1636 01:12:14,761 --> 01:12:17,697 Good. Don't... no, no. Don't get shy on me. 1637 01:12:17,698 --> 01:12:19,799 You need to say it. I want to hear you say it. 1638 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,102 Own it. 1639 01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:24,704 Well, I just don't know what to say to him. 1640 01:12:24,705 --> 01:12:26,572 Well, tell him what your fantasy is. 1641 01:12:26,573 --> 01:12:28,708 And make sure he does it with the lights on. 1642 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:32,578 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem. 1643 01:12:32,579 --> 01:12:34,780 Well, I, um... 1644 01:12:34,781 --> 01:12:37,683 When we were in college and we were falling in love, 1645 01:12:37,684 --> 01:12:41,587 we used to listen to that song, um, "heaven." 1646 01:12:41,588 --> 01:12:43,923 Oh, shit. Yes! 1647 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,725 I love that song. 1648 01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:49,129 ♪ Oh, thinking about all our younger years ♪ 1649 01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:50,463 [ Cheering ] 1650 01:12:50,464 --> 01:12:53,699 ♪ There was only you and me ♪ 1651 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:57,370 ♪ We were young and wild and free ♪ 1652 01:12:57,371 --> 01:12:59,372 Will you hold this for me? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Come on! 1653 01:12:59,373 --> 01:13:02,408 ♪ Now nothing can take you away from me ♪ 1654 01:13:02,409 --> 01:13:06,479 ♪ We've been down that road before ♪ 1655 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:10,116 ♪ But that's all over now ♪ [ Laughter ] 1656 01:13:10,117 --> 01:13:13,586 ♪ You keep coming back for more ♪ 1657 01:13:13,587 --> 01:13:16,222 ♪ Baby, you're all that I want ♪ 1658 01:13:16,223 --> 01:13:19,592 ♪ When you're lying here in my arms ♪ 1659 01:13:19,593 --> 01:13:23,929 ♪ I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven ♪ 1660 01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:25,298 Come on, boys. Tito: Yeah. 1661 01:13:25,299 --> 01:13:28,468 All: ♪ and love is all that I need ♪ 1662 01:13:28,469 --> 01:13:32,272 ♪ And I found it there in your heart ♪ 1663 01:13:32,273 --> 01:13:37,643 ♪ It isn't too hard to see we're in heaven ♪ 1664 01:13:37,644 --> 01:13:40,180 [ Laughter ] 1665 01:13:40,181 --> 01:13:41,214 Do you feel good? 1666 01:13:41,215 --> 01:13:43,283 Yeah, baby. Whoo! 1667 01:13:43,284 --> 01:13:44,584 That's wonderful! 1668 01:13:44,585 --> 01:13:47,120 I don't think Hank can do that. 1669 01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:48,888 [ Laughter ] 1670 01:13:48,889 --> 01:13:50,556 Doctor's in the house, baby. 1671 01:13:50,557 --> 01:13:53,559 The doctor has checked into the building. 1672 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:54,960 [ Laughter ] Oh, thank you. 1673 01:13:54,961 --> 01:13:57,263 Yeah! Fuck, Ken! 1674 01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,065 What the fuck? 1675 01:13:59,066 --> 01:14:01,167 Y'all know that was my audition song. 1676 01:14:01,168 --> 01:14:03,069 What? Yeah, it was one of them. 1677 01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:04,970 [ Laughter ] 1678 01:14:04,971 --> 01:14:07,273 It's awesome. [ Laughs ] 1679 01:14:07,274 --> 01:14:11,944 Oh, God, I just love this fucking night! 1680 01:14:11,945 --> 01:14:14,547 I love it! [ Laughter ] 1681 01:14:14,548 --> 01:14:18,718 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know? 1682 01:14:18,719 --> 01:14:22,122 Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am. 1683 01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:24,056 [ Women murmuring ] 1684 01:14:24,057 --> 01:14:26,227 Thank you, Richie. 1685 01:14:28,829 --> 01:14:30,663 Stand up. 1686 01:14:30,664 --> 01:14:33,533 - Oh, no. - Nancy: Come on, stand up. 1687 01:14:33,534 --> 01:14:34,600 Tito: Hey! 1688 01:14:34,601 --> 01:14:36,269 [ Laughs ] 1689 01:14:36,270 --> 01:14:38,138 [ Laughs ] 1690 01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:40,340 Oh, my God. Just look at you. 1691 01:14:40,341 --> 01:14:42,542 You are just perfect. 1692 01:14:42,543 --> 01:14:43,776 Damn! 1693 01:14:43,777 --> 01:14:45,945 [ Laughter ] 1694 01:14:45,946 --> 01:14:47,347 Oh, God. 1695 01:14:47,348 --> 01:14:48,881 Oh, damn, look at you. Julia: Here it comes. 1696 01:14:48,882 --> 01:14:51,851 I hate to be rude, but... 1697 01:14:51,852 --> 01:14:53,119 You want to pop the hood. 1698 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,356 [ Sighs ] 1699 01:14:57,158 --> 01:15:00,092 Oh, shit. [ Cheering, laughter ] 1700 01:15:00,093 --> 01:15:01,927 Oh, my God! 1701 01:15:01,928 --> 01:15:04,297 Megan: Mom! Nancy: Oh, please! 1702 01:15:04,298 --> 01:15:06,766 Of course you're... You're eating cake by yourself 1703 01:15:06,767 --> 01:15:09,335 when, uh, the fireworks are about to go off in there. 1704 01:15:09,336 --> 01:15:11,070 This isn't concerning at all. 1705 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:13,038 What can I say? 1706 01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:14,907 I like cake. 1707 01:15:14,908 --> 01:15:18,578 Do you have any idea what's going on out there? 1708 01:15:18,579 --> 01:15:20,546 A lady is about to get... 1709 01:15:20,547 --> 01:15:22,882 I don't even know how to put it into words. 1710 01:15:22,883 --> 01:15:24,784 No. I'm a cookie guy. 1711 01:15:24,785 --> 01:15:26,252 What? 1712 01:15:26,253 --> 01:15:28,854 Yeah. It's red fucking velvet. 1713 01:15:28,855 --> 01:15:31,424 I would take a pack of oreos over that bullshit 1714 01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:33,326 any day of the week. What's wrong with you? 1715 01:15:33,327 --> 01:15:34,827 Nothing's wrong. 'Cause cookies are awesome. 1716 01:15:34,828 --> 01:15:36,729 Well, I don't think we have anything more 1717 01:15:36,730 --> 01:15:38,063 to say to one another. 1718 01:15:38,064 --> 01:15:40,366 Look, if you don't want to talk about it or whatever... 1719 01:15:40,367 --> 01:15:41,667 I don't know if it's about New York... 1720 01:15:41,668 --> 01:15:43,569 But I maybe intuit that it might be... 1721 01:15:43,570 --> 01:15:46,572 I'm gonna start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute. 1722 01:15:46,573 --> 01:15:48,841 Seriously, it is that obvious. 1723 01:15:48,842 --> 01:15:51,144 What's up? 1724 01:15:52,579 --> 01:15:57,350 I met a photographer in Miami at this party I was working at. 1725 01:15:57,351 --> 01:16:00,152 He was nice and married and all of that. 1726 01:16:00,153 --> 01:16:01,454 Mm. 1727 01:16:01,455 --> 01:16:05,958 Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye. 1728 01:16:05,959 --> 01:16:09,262 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant. 1729 01:16:09,263 --> 01:16:10,663 That's cool. 1730 01:16:10,664 --> 01:16:13,132 I mean, did he offer a place for you to stay as well 1731 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:16,035 that happened to be his house when his wife was away? 1732 01:16:16,036 --> 01:16:17,169 That... 1733 01:16:17,170 --> 01:16:18,871 Yeah. 1734 01:16:18,872 --> 01:16:20,273 Wait. Were you there? 1735 01:16:20,274 --> 01:16:22,742 I was there, but I was in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me. 1736 01:16:22,743 --> 01:16:26,646 Mm. But I just want to throw this out there, though. 1737 01:16:26,647 --> 01:16:28,080 Um, this might be God's way 1738 01:16:28,081 --> 01:16:30,950 of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach. 1739 01:16:30,951 --> 01:16:32,552 Mm. 1740 01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:34,320 Any God worth believing in 1741 01:16:34,321 --> 01:16:37,758 certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need. 1742 01:16:39,426 --> 01:16:42,228 Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami... 1743 01:16:42,229 --> 01:16:43,329 She? 1744 01:16:43,330 --> 01:16:44,797 Yes, my God is a she. 1745 01:16:44,798 --> 01:16:49,902 Um, she just might know that... I don't know... 1746 01:16:49,903 --> 01:16:53,440 Some asshole in Miami stole your smile and you need it back. 1747 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,642 And I can guarantee you 1748 01:16:56,643 --> 01:17:00,513 that strippers will give smiles aplenty 1749 01:17:00,514 --> 01:17:02,348 and make you forget about New York. 1750 01:17:02,349 --> 01:17:06,352 And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3,000 women there, 1751 01:17:06,353 --> 01:17:09,989 seeing as you're not in a boy phase. 1752 01:17:09,990 --> 01:17:12,292 That's quite a pitch. Mm. 1753 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:13,893 Look, when shit's not going your way, 1754 01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:16,496 getting a little crazy with some random friends 1755 01:17:16,497 --> 01:17:19,899 has a way of helping you sort out your own shit. 1756 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:21,934 So I'm your friend now? 1757 01:17:21,935 --> 01:17:23,403 You've seen me pee. 1758 01:17:23,404 --> 01:17:26,307 I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee. 1759 01:17:27,841 --> 01:17:29,875 Fair enough. 1760 01:17:29,876 --> 01:17:34,847 Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy... 1761 01:17:34,848 --> 01:17:37,317 But I'll... I'll think about it. 1762 01:17:37,318 --> 01:17:39,319 That's valid. [ Laughter in distance ] 1763 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,587 All right. You think about it, Dolly. 1764 01:17:41,588 --> 01:17:43,756 I'm gonna go back in there and feed the Wolves, 1765 01:17:43,757 --> 01:17:45,791 'cause it's getting a little rabid in there. 1766 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,393 All right? 1767 01:17:47,394 --> 01:17:49,329 It's Zoe, by the way. 1768 01:17:49,330 --> 01:17:50,563 Zoe. Mm-hmm. 1769 01:17:50,564 --> 01:17:51,997 Nice to meet you. 1770 01:17:51,998 --> 01:17:53,265 Magic. 1771 01:17:53,266 --> 01:17:55,369 Magic Mike. 1772 01:17:56,437 --> 01:18:00,005 [ Laughs ] 1773 01:18:00,006 --> 01:18:03,043 [ Snoring ] 1774 01:18:24,297 --> 01:18:25,799 Thanks, man. Yeah. 1775 01:18:30,003 --> 01:18:31,070 Morning, gentlemen. 1776 01:18:31,071 --> 01:18:32,672 Morning. Hey, buddy. 1777 01:18:32,673 --> 01:18:34,139 Everyone sleep all right? 1778 01:18:34,140 --> 01:18:35,207 Yeah. Yeah. 1779 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:37,877 You boys have fun. 1780 01:18:37,878 --> 01:18:40,881 Mm. 1781 01:18:42,148 --> 01:18:45,752 Mm. [ Inhales sharply ] 1782 01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:49,390 Mm. 1783 01:18:50,524 --> 01:18:52,592 [ Whispering ] Did you bangee? 1784 01:18:52,593 --> 01:18:54,394 Did you bangee? 1785 01:18:54,395 --> 01:18:55,428 [ Whispering ] Yes. 1786 01:18:55,429 --> 01:18:56,762 You banged her? 1787 01:18:56,763 --> 01:18:59,032 [ Whispering ] Was she the glass slipper? 1788 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:01,434 Yes, man! 1789 01:19:01,435 --> 01:19:05,538 That wonderful, nice lady was the glass slipper? 1790 01:19:05,539 --> 01:19:07,440 Hold it. Every inch? 1791 01:19:07,441 --> 01:19:09,109 Wow. 1792 01:19:10,411 --> 01:19:11,944 Y'all had a crazy connection, man. 1793 01:19:11,945 --> 01:19:14,781 I could feel it. I'm so happy for you. 1794 01:19:16,383 --> 01:19:17,783 [ Laughs ] What? 1795 01:19:17,784 --> 01:19:19,652 You got to be kidding me. Yeah. What?! 1796 01:19:19,653 --> 01:19:21,220 You got to be fucking joking. 1797 01:19:21,221 --> 01:19:22,588 Oh, shit! 1798 01:19:22,589 --> 01:19:24,924 This is us? It was the Ex-husband's. 1799 01:19:24,925 --> 01:19:27,359 Said she didn't care what shape I brought it back in, 1800 01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:28,828 as long as I brought it back. 1801 01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:32,364 Didn't realize she'd been married to Shawn Kemp. 1802 01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:33,699 Pimpin'! Sweet! 1803 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:36,068 That is a beautiful piece of machinery, man. 1804 01:19:36,069 --> 01:19:37,503 Holy shit. 1805 01:19:37,504 --> 01:19:39,672 We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle. This is nice. 1806 01:19:39,673 --> 01:19:41,173 This is gonna kill. 1807 01:19:41,174 --> 01:19:49,174 ♪ I will bring you starlight by the barrow ♪ 1808 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:57,750 ♪ I will bring you roses by the score ♪ 1809 01:19:58,492 --> 01:20:03,463 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1810 01:20:03,464 --> 01:20:07,567 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1811 01:20:07,568 --> 01:20:13,940 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1812 01:20:18,111 --> 01:20:26,111 ♪ Meet me in the twilight by the seaside ♪ 1813 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:33,827 ♪ Meet me underneath the Willow's fall ♪ 1814 01:20:35,529 --> 01:20:39,799 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1815 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:44,436 ♪ There's no other way ♪ [ Laughter ] 1816 01:20:44,437 --> 01:20:48,541 ♪ There's no other way ♪ 1817 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:50,075 [ Laughter continues ] 1818 01:20:50,076 --> 01:20:52,311 Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you. 1819 01:20:52,312 --> 01:20:54,947 Uh, Ms. Davidson called ahead, upgraded your rooms, 1820 01:20:54,948 --> 01:20:56,882 and booked you our conference space. 1821 01:20:56,883 --> 01:20:59,384 Oh, what's up, Ms. Davidson? Yeah. 1822 01:20:59,385 --> 01:21:02,922 Oh, I know what's... I know what was up Ms. Davidson. 1823 01:21:02,923 --> 01:21:03,757 [ Laughs ] 1824 01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:06,893 That's sick, man. 1825 01:21:07,928 --> 01:21:10,429 No! Get outta here! 1826 01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:12,732 Tarzan: Come on, man. Tito: [ Laughs ] 1827 01:21:12,733 --> 01:21:16,101 So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours? 1828 01:21:16,102 --> 01:21:18,437 No, it's not okay, but someone should've told me. 1829 01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:19,672 Yo, man. 1830 01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:21,674 Don't say I never did anything for you. 1831 01:21:21,675 --> 01:21:23,976 I ain't never gonna say that. I promise you that. 1832 01:21:23,977 --> 01:21:25,344 Look at this! What's up? 1833 01:21:25,345 --> 01:21:26,478 How you doing? 1834 01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:27,647 What's up, man? 1835 01:21:27,648 --> 01:21:28,881 Hi, sweetie. 1836 01:21:28,882 --> 01:21:31,083 So, 3,000 women, man? 3,000 women. 1837 01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:32,018 You got some ideas? 1838 01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:33,418 Yeah, I got some ideas. 1839 01:21:33,419 --> 01:21:34,687 They ain't ready for you. 1840 01:21:34,688 --> 01:21:36,922 They ain't ready for us. 1841 01:21:36,923 --> 01:21:40,694 [ Up-tempo introduction plays ] 1842 01:21:52,338 --> 01:21:54,607 ♪ Pack your grip ♪ 1843 01:21:54,608 --> 01:21:56,642 ♪ Takin' you on a trip ♪ 1844 01:21:56,643 --> 01:21:58,678 ♪ Ain't no seats ♪ 1845 01:21:58,679 --> 01:22:00,479 ♪ All we got's dancin' feet ♪ 1846 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,983 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1847 01:22:03,984 --> 01:22:08,187 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1848 01:22:08,188 --> 01:22:14,159 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1849 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,197 Whoot! Whoot! 1850 01:22:18,331 --> 01:22:19,865 Whoot! Whoot! 1851 01:22:19,866 --> 01:22:22,134 ♪ Get this train ♪ 1852 01:22:22,135 --> 01:22:24,203 ♪ Know you'll be glad you came ♪ 1853 01:22:24,204 --> 01:22:26,038 ♪ Hit the track ♪ 1854 01:22:26,039 --> 01:22:28,107 ♪ Party hard there and back ♪ 1855 01:22:28,108 --> 01:22:31,977 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1856 01:22:31,978 --> 01:22:36,115 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1857 01:22:36,116 --> 01:22:42,154 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1858 01:22:42,155 --> 01:22:44,157 Whoot! Whoot! 1859 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,159 Whoot! Whoot! 1860 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:52,898 ♪ Check out the wheels are turnin' ♪ 1861 01:22:52,899 --> 01:22:55,434 ♪ You know we won't stop ♪ 1862 01:22:55,435 --> 01:22:59,706 ♪ We got this boiler burnin' ♪ 1863 01:23:00,841 --> 01:23:02,842 ♪ We're keepin' it hot ♪ 1864 01:23:02,843 --> 01:23:06,078 ♪ So grab your friends ♪ 1865 01:23:06,079 --> 01:23:07,947 ♪ Get the train Comin' through ♪ 1866 01:23:07,948 --> 01:23:10,015 ♪ Climb on board ♪ 1867 01:23:10,016 --> 01:23:12,151 ♪ Where you leave's up to you ♪ 1868 01:23:12,152 --> 01:23:15,855 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1869 01:23:15,856 --> 01:23:20,059 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1870 01:23:20,060 --> 01:23:25,831 ♪ We're Ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪ 1871 01:23:25,832 --> 01:23:27,734 Whoot! Whoot! 1872 01:23:30,203 --> 01:23:32,806 Whoot! Whoot! 1873 01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:36,009 Whoot! Whoot! 1874 01:23:38,111 --> 01:23:39,945 Whoot! Whoot! 1875 01:23:39,946 --> 01:23:43,683 ♪ Leave your worries behind ♪ 1876 01:23:43,684 --> 01:23:47,820 ♪ 'Cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪ 1877 01:23:47,821 --> 01:23:49,789 ♪ We're Ridin'... ♪ good night. 1878 01:23:49,790 --> 01:23:51,290 Good night, y'all. 1879 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:52,424 Later, guys. 1880 01:23:52,425 --> 01:23:56,295 Where is your yogurt now, man? I'm starving. 1881 01:23:56,296 --> 01:23:57,329 Yeah. 1882 01:23:57,330 --> 01:23:59,231 [ Groans ] 1883 01:23:59,232 --> 01:24:00,700 You really think... 1884 01:24:00,701 --> 01:24:02,567 You really think it's gonna work? 1885 01:24:02,568 --> 01:24:04,303 You think I can pull this off? 1886 01:24:04,304 --> 01:24:05,570 What, the yogurt truck? 1887 01:24:05,571 --> 01:24:06,571 Yeah. 1888 01:24:06,572 --> 01:24:08,207 Yeah. Absolutely. 1889 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:09,709 Man, I hope so. 1890 01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:11,143 I hope I can keep it afloat, man. 1891 01:24:11,144 --> 01:24:13,979 'Cause nothing feels that good. 1892 01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:17,016 Other than being onstage. 1893 01:24:17,017 --> 01:24:18,784 But that's why. That's why it's gonna work, man. 1894 01:24:18,785 --> 01:24:20,552 You love it too much. 1895 01:24:20,553 --> 01:24:24,056 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy. 1896 01:24:24,057 --> 01:24:26,425 If you want, man, look, I'll... 1897 01:24:26,426 --> 01:24:29,729 On the way back down, I'll... I'll go over everything you got. 1898 01:24:29,730 --> 01:24:31,030 We'll... we'll go through it. 1899 01:24:31,031 --> 01:24:32,431 Yeah? Yeah. 1900 01:24:32,432 --> 01:24:34,266 That'd be cool, man. 1901 01:24:34,267 --> 01:24:35,801 [ Chuckles ] 1902 01:24:35,802 --> 01:24:37,269 [ Exhales deeply ] 1903 01:24:37,270 --> 01:24:40,039 You know, I get why you left. 1904 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,843 I'm just glad you're back. 1905 01:24:49,850 --> 01:24:52,753 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1906 01:25:06,066 --> 01:25:07,867 Woman: All right, hypnotize. 1907 01:25:07,868 --> 01:25:09,334 Make sure you see sound and lighting. 1908 01:25:09,335 --> 01:25:10,435 They'll hook you up. 1909 01:25:10,436 --> 01:25:13,538 Go on, make some money. Give him a locker key. 1910 01:25:13,539 --> 01:25:15,607 Next! 1911 01:25:15,608 --> 01:25:18,210 Mike: Paris. 1912 01:25:18,211 --> 01:25:22,214 Holy fucking shit. [ Laughs ] 1913 01:25:22,215 --> 01:25:24,716 What are y'all doing here? Hi. 1914 01:25:24,717 --> 01:25:26,718 Give your mama some sugar! 1915 01:25:26,719 --> 01:25:28,687 How are you? How are you? 1916 01:25:28,688 --> 01:25:31,623 They always come back. Mm-hmm. 1917 01:25:31,624 --> 01:25:32,825 I am great. 1918 01:25:32,826 --> 01:25:34,193 I'm a little confused, 'cause Dallas, 1919 01:25:34,194 --> 01:25:35,961 he didn't let me know y'all were coming. 1920 01:25:35,962 --> 01:25:37,696 Where is he? Dallas is not coming. 1921 01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:38,998 It's just us. 1922 01:25:38,999 --> 01:25:41,633 Baby, I don't have a spot for you. 1923 01:25:41,634 --> 01:25:43,102 You got a spot for us. Come on. 1924 01:25:43,103 --> 01:25:47,172 Honey, you know how this works. You're not special. 1925 01:25:47,173 --> 01:25:49,208 Especially you. You... you've been out! 1926 01:25:49,209 --> 01:25:51,276 How long? [ Stammering ] 1927 01:25:51,277 --> 01:25:52,978 "D... D... D... D..." don't worry about it. 1928 01:25:52,979 --> 01:25:54,446 Couple years. Come on. You can find us a spot. 1929 01:25:54,447 --> 01:25:56,281 You've not been dancing. Come on. Look at you. 1930 01:25:56,282 --> 01:25:57,783 Let me see. Come on. You know I... 1931 01:25:57,784 --> 01:25:59,351 Are you even in shape? It's like riding a bike. 1932 01:25:59,352 --> 01:26:01,220 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1933 01:26:01,221 --> 01:26:02,487 I don't know. 1934 01:26:02,488 --> 01:26:05,357 Who's this? Big dumb Rick? How you doing? 1935 01:26:05,358 --> 01:26:07,092 It's dick. Okay. 1936 01:26:07,093 --> 01:26:09,328 So, you don't have an M.C. We do have an M.C. 1937 01:26:09,329 --> 01:26:12,397 You don't have an M.C. What am I supposed to do? 1938 01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:14,867 We do have an M.C. 1939 01:26:14,868 --> 01:26:16,501 Rome: Hey, gorgeous. 1940 01:26:16,502 --> 01:26:18,470 Shut the fuck up. 1941 01:26:18,471 --> 01:26:20,339 Mm-hmm. [ Chuckles ] 1942 01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:22,341 Hey. 1943 01:26:22,342 --> 01:26:24,144 How you been? 1944 01:26:25,879 --> 01:26:27,312 How have you been? 1945 01:26:27,313 --> 01:26:28,114 Good. 1946 01:26:28,115 --> 01:26:31,084 So, you got a spot for us? 1947 01:26:33,319 --> 01:26:35,387 This girl taught me everything I know. 1948 01:26:35,388 --> 01:26:38,290 [ Exhales deeply ] 1949 01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:41,760 Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders? 1950 01:26:41,761 --> 01:26:43,463 [ Clears throat ] 1951 01:26:45,265 --> 01:26:46,899 All right. 1952 01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,168 For her. 1953 01:26:49,169 --> 01:26:50,535 10:20. 1954 01:26:50,536 --> 01:26:52,071 That's why I love you. 1955 01:26:52,072 --> 01:26:53,472 That's a money spot. 1956 01:26:53,473 --> 01:26:55,574 I expect y'all to make some money in that spot. 1957 01:26:55,575 --> 01:26:56,675 Thank you. 1958 01:26:56,676 --> 01:26:59,312 [ Mid-tempo introduction playing ] 1959 01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:30,510 [ Music continues ] 1960 01:27:31,878 --> 01:27:32,978 How are the knees? 1961 01:27:32,979 --> 01:27:34,013 Rotten. 1962 01:27:34,014 --> 01:27:36,848 Yeah? You good? 1963 01:27:36,849 --> 01:27:38,317 Tell you the truth, man, 1964 01:27:38,318 --> 01:27:42,354 I haven't felt this nervous since desert storm. 1965 01:27:42,355 --> 01:27:43,289 What? 1966 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:45,290 H-how have I known you this long 1967 01:27:45,291 --> 01:27:48,060 and I don't know that you were in desert storm? 1968 01:27:48,061 --> 01:27:50,363 Just never came up. 1969 01:27:52,232 --> 01:27:53,798 Look, I don't know. 1970 01:27:53,799 --> 01:27:59,371 Me and you, we haven't really had a chance to have our moment. 1971 01:27:59,372 --> 01:28:00,539 Are we good? 1972 01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:04,509 You know, Mike, when I called you, 1973 01:28:04,510 --> 01:28:06,611 I didn't call to fuck with you. 1974 01:28:06,612 --> 01:28:09,049 I called 'cause I missed you, man. 1975 01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:13,318 [ Both laugh ] 1976 01:28:13,319 --> 01:28:15,720 Read my fangs. Let her make her own decisions. 1977 01:28:15,721 --> 01:28:16,989 Psst! Whatever. 1978 01:28:16,990 --> 01:28:19,025 Chill, guys. 1979 01:28:19,659 --> 01:28:21,193 I fucked Bella! 1980 01:28:21,194 --> 01:28:23,964 [ Women cheering ] 1981 01:28:34,007 --> 01:28:35,340 [ Cheering continues ] 1982 01:28:35,341 --> 01:28:36,808 Who's killing it out there? 1983 01:28:36,809 --> 01:28:39,644 Fucking vampire bullshit. 1984 01:28:39,645 --> 01:28:41,046 Did you guys see this? 1985 01:28:41,047 --> 01:28:42,714 They're doing a fucking "Twilight" routine 1986 01:28:42,715 --> 01:28:43,949 and they're mopping up. 1987 01:28:43,950 --> 01:28:45,985 All those tweeners are growing up, man. 1988 01:28:45,986 --> 01:28:47,953 Makes perfect sense. 1989 01:28:47,954 --> 01:28:50,922 Mm. That's true. Yep. 1990 01:28:50,923 --> 01:28:53,226 [ Cheering continues ] 1991 01:28:54,727 --> 01:28:56,095 Wow. Okay. 1992 01:28:56,096 --> 01:28:58,197 Dude, I-I just don't want to fuck this up, man. 1993 01:28:58,198 --> 01:29:00,332 What are you t... You're not gonna fuck this up. 1994 01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,967 And look, and on the off chance 1995 01:29:01,968 --> 01:29:04,369 that we actually go out there and shit the bed, who cares? 1996 01:29:04,370 --> 01:29:05,804 Don't say that. Why? Fuck it. 1997 01:29:05,805 --> 01:29:07,106 Look, I love you guys. 1998 01:29:07,107 --> 01:29:08,740 This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. 1999 01:29:08,741 --> 01:29:11,743 So please do not make me give the whole 2000 01:29:11,744 --> 01:29:13,612 "it's not about how we go out there and do it, 2001 01:29:13,613 --> 01:29:16,448 it's about getting to go out there and do it together" speech 2002 01:29:16,449 --> 01:29:18,517 that I just fucking gave you. 2003 01:29:18,518 --> 01:29:20,252 W... okay. 2004 01:29:20,253 --> 01:29:21,853 Richie, what are you? 2005 01:29:21,854 --> 01:29:23,455 You're not a fireman. 2006 01:29:23,456 --> 01:29:25,057 What are you? 2007 01:29:25,058 --> 01:29:27,126 I'm a m-male entertainer. 2008 01:29:27,127 --> 01:29:28,160 Entertainer. 2009 01:29:28,161 --> 01:29:29,594 Ooh, yeah. What are we? 2010 01:29:29,595 --> 01:29:30,996 Fuck it, man. Male entertainers. 2011 01:29:30,997 --> 01:29:32,131 That's right. Come on. Get it in. 2012 01:29:32,132 --> 01:29:33,265 Rome: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 2013 01:29:33,266 --> 01:29:34,499 Hold that up. Hold that up. 2014 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,068 Look, it's not bro time, it's showtime. 2015 01:29:36,069 --> 01:29:37,302 Are you guys ready? Yeah. We're ready. 2016 01:29:37,303 --> 01:29:39,339 All right. Come on. Let's do this. 2017 01:29:41,241 --> 01:29:43,175 All right. Ready? One, two, three. 2018 01:29:43,176 --> 01:29:44,643 All: [ Whispering ] Male entertainers! 2019 01:29:44,644 --> 01:29:45,944 [ Women cheering ] 2020 01:29:45,945 --> 01:29:48,313 We're strippers. We're strippers. 2021 01:29:48,314 --> 01:29:53,052 Whoo! Yes! Giving it up! 2022 01:29:53,053 --> 01:29:57,156 Oh, Men of Steel in the "Twilight" routine! 2023 01:29:57,157 --> 01:29:59,658 [ Cheering continues ] 2024 01:29:59,659 --> 01:30:01,093 Oh, that was hot! 2025 01:30:01,094 --> 01:30:03,595 Can I hear y'all say "Hot"? 2026 01:30:03,596 --> 01:30:05,197 All: Hot! Whoo! 2027 01:30:05,198 --> 01:30:08,333 That's a nice Southern welcome. 2028 01:30:08,334 --> 01:30:11,970 [ Women cheering ] 2029 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:14,039 All right. [ Sighs ] 2030 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,575 Now, I know this is not a competition, 2031 01:30:16,576 --> 01:30:19,211 but y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight. 2032 01:30:19,212 --> 01:30:22,013 [ Women cheering ] 2033 01:30:22,014 --> 01:30:24,983 One of my all-time favorites 2034 01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:29,988 is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away. 2035 01:30:29,989 --> 01:30:31,890 Magical little dancer. 2036 01:30:31,891 --> 01:30:33,892 [ Women cheering ] 2037 01:30:33,893 --> 01:30:35,294 Mm-hmm. 2038 01:30:35,295 --> 01:30:38,631 He's been gone a little while, but he's back. 2039 01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:43,202 He has hooked up with the devil himself... 2040 01:30:43,203 --> 01:30:45,537 [ Women cheering ] 2041 01:30:45,538 --> 01:30:49,608 ...and he is back tonight with those friends 2042 01:30:49,609 --> 01:30:52,277 to entertain your beautiful selves. 2043 01:30:52,278 --> 01:30:56,281 Here they are... Reserrection! 2044 01:30:56,282 --> 01:30:59,185 [ Women cheering ] 2045 01:31:01,487 --> 01:31:03,455 Man: Good evening, friends. 2046 01:31:03,456 --> 01:31:05,924 Women: This is what you're all here for. 2047 01:31:05,925 --> 01:31:08,927 [ Cheering continues ] 2048 01:31:08,928 --> 01:31:11,863 Man: Lift-off in five, four, 2049 01:31:11,864 --> 01:31:14,666 three, two, one. 2050 01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:15,967 Ignition. 2051 01:31:15,968 --> 01:31:18,438 [ Mid-tempo hip-hop plays ] 2052 01:31:21,141 --> 01:31:22,141 Hold this. 2053 01:31:22,142 --> 01:31:24,577 [ Music continues ] 2054 01:31:30,983 --> 01:31:35,821 Just wait till you see what we got coming up. 2055 01:31:41,494 --> 01:31:44,364 [ Music ends, cheering continues ] 2056 01:31:54,407 --> 01:31:56,708 Rome: Did you like that, ladies? 2057 01:31:56,709 --> 01:31:58,443 [ Women cheering ] 2058 01:31:58,444 --> 01:32:01,314 Was it good to you? 2059 01:32:02,682 --> 01:32:07,686 Well, just so you know, my name is Rome. 2060 01:32:07,687 --> 01:32:10,021 [ Women cheering ] 2061 01:32:10,022 --> 01:32:12,324 I'm gonna be your M.C. Tonight. 2062 01:32:12,325 --> 01:32:16,828 Now, ladies, do you mind if I refer to you all as queens? 2063 01:32:16,829 --> 01:32:18,630 [ Women cheering ] 2064 01:32:18,631 --> 01:32:21,400 'Cause every last one of you up in here is a queen, 2065 01:32:21,401 --> 01:32:23,968 and don't you ever forget it! 2066 01:32:23,969 --> 01:32:26,871 [ Women cheering ] 2067 01:32:26,872 --> 01:32:32,477 Now, with that being said, are you ready to be worshipped? 2068 01:32:32,478 --> 01:32:34,546 [ Women cheering ] 2069 01:32:34,547 --> 01:32:37,816 Are you ready to be exalted? 2070 01:32:37,817 --> 01:32:40,519 [ Women cheering ] 2071 01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:44,389 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast 2072 01:32:44,390 --> 01:32:47,292 that can bring all the beauty out in you? 2073 01:32:47,293 --> 01:32:49,529 [ Women cheering ] 2074 01:32:51,197 --> 01:32:56,134 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight... 2075 01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:57,369 Tarzan. 2076 01:32:57,370 --> 01:33:00,472 [ Cheers and applause ] 2077 01:33:00,473 --> 01:33:03,209 [ Dramatic music plays ] 2078 01:33:17,690 --> 01:33:19,057 [ Laughs ] 2079 01:33:19,058 --> 01:33:21,960 [ Man singing operatically ] 2080 01:33:21,961 --> 01:33:23,962 [ Cheering continues ] 2081 01:33:23,963 --> 01:33:26,198 [ Laughing ] 2082 01:33:47,453 --> 01:33:50,556 [ Cheering continues ] 2083 01:34:00,032 --> 01:34:02,368 [ Music ends ] 2084 01:34:07,307 --> 01:34:09,674 I don't know about you, queens, 2085 01:34:09,675 --> 01:34:13,678 but I'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me 2086 01:34:13,679 --> 01:34:15,013 any day. 2087 01:34:15,014 --> 01:34:18,417 [ Women cheering ] 2088 01:34:18,418 --> 01:34:22,887 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying? 2089 01:34:22,888 --> 01:34:25,123 [ Women cheering ] 2090 01:34:25,124 --> 01:34:28,460 You have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot. 2091 01:34:28,461 --> 01:34:30,161 [ Women cheering ] 2092 01:34:30,162 --> 01:34:33,998 You have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no. 2093 01:34:33,999 --> 01:34:37,068 [ Women cheering ] 2094 01:34:37,069 --> 01:34:41,139 And you know how we like our kings to be really, really sweet 2095 01:34:41,140 --> 01:34:44,843 and really, really hard all at the same time. 2096 01:34:44,844 --> 01:34:46,978 [ Women cheering ] 2097 01:34:46,979 --> 01:34:48,079 Yes, lord. 2098 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,781 [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 2099 01:34:49,782 --> 01:34:53,952 I introduce to you our candy king... Tito! 2100 01:34:53,953 --> 01:34:57,121 [ Cheers and applause ] 50 cent: Yeah. 2101 01:34:57,122 --> 01:34:59,858 Uh-huh. 2102 01:34:59,859 --> 01:35:01,793 So seductive. 2103 01:35:01,794 --> 01:35:03,828 ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 2104 01:35:03,829 --> 01:35:06,731 ♪ I'll let you lick the lollipop ♪ 2105 01:35:06,732 --> 01:35:09,300 ♪ Go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪ 2106 01:35:09,301 --> 01:35:11,102 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 2107 01:35:11,103 --> 01:35:13,972 ♪ Whoa! ♪ Olivia: ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 2108 01:35:13,973 --> 01:35:16,575 ♪ Boy, one taste of what I got ♪ 2109 01:35:16,576 --> 01:35:18,843 ♪ I'll have you spending all you got ♪ 2110 01:35:18,844 --> 01:35:20,879 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 2111 01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:22,647 Whoa! ♪ You can have it your way ♪ 2112 01:35:22,648 --> 01:35:24,282 ♪ How do you want it? ♪ 2113 01:35:24,283 --> 01:35:27,118 ♪ You gonna back that thing up or should I push up on it? ♪ 2114 01:35:27,119 --> 01:35:28,420 ♪ Temperature rising ♪ 2115 01:35:28,421 --> 01:35:29,921 ♪ Okay, let's go to the next level ♪ 2116 01:35:29,922 --> 01:35:32,023 ♪ Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle ♪ 2117 01:35:32,024 --> 01:35:34,626 ♪ I'll break it down for you now, baby... it's simple ♪ 2118 01:35:34,627 --> 01:35:37,061 ♪ If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho ♪ 2119 01:35:37,062 --> 01:35:39,263 ♪ In the hotel or in the back of the rental ♪ 2120 01:35:39,264 --> 01:35:41,833 ♪ On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're into ♪ 2121 01:35:41,834 --> 01:35:43,968 ♪ Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor ♪ 2122 01:35:43,969 --> 01:35:46,671 ♪ Have your friends teasing you about how sprung I got you ♪ 2123 01:35:46,672 --> 01:35:48,272 ♪ Wanna show me you can work it, baby? ♪ 2124 01:35:48,273 --> 01:35:49,674 ♪ No problem, get on top ♪ 2125 01:35:49,675 --> 01:35:51,610 ♪ Where we do ♪ ♪ and where we do ♪ 2126 01:35:51,611 --> 01:35:53,612 ♪ The things we do ♪ ♪ things we do ♪ 2127 01:35:53,613 --> 01:35:56,715 ♪ Are just between me and you ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 2128 01:35:56,716 --> 01:35:58,750 ♪ Give it to me, baby, nice and slow ♪ 2129 01:35:58,751 --> 01:36:01,019 ♪ Climb on top, ride like you're in the rodeo ♪ 2130 01:36:01,020 --> 01:36:03,655 ♪ You ain't never heard a sound like this before ♪ 2131 01:36:03,656 --> 01:36:05,457 ♪ 'Cause I ain't never put it down like this ♪ 2132 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,758 ♪ Soon as I come through the door ♪ 2133 01:36:06,759 --> 01:36:08,292 ♪ She get to pullin' on my zipper ♪ 2134 01:36:08,293 --> 01:36:10,795 ♪ It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker ♪ 2135 01:36:10,796 --> 01:36:13,698 ♪ Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch them thongs? ♪ 2136 01:36:13,699 --> 01:36:15,867 ♪ Have me thinking about that ass after I'm gone ♪ 2137 01:36:15,868 --> 01:36:18,036 ♪ I touch the right spot at the right time ♪ 2138 01:36:18,037 --> 01:36:20,505 ♪ Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind ♪ 2139 01:36:20,506 --> 01:36:21,806 ♪ So seductive ♪ 2140 01:36:21,807 --> 01:36:23,274 ♪ You should see the way she winds ♪ 2141 01:36:23,275 --> 01:36:25,309 ♪ Her hips in slo-mo on the floor when we grind ♪ 2142 01:36:25,310 --> 01:36:27,746 ♪ As long as she ain't stoppin', homey, I ain't stoppin' ♪ 2143 01:36:27,747 --> 01:36:29,948 ♪ Drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin' ♪ 2144 01:36:29,949 --> 01:36:32,951 ♪ On my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on ♪ 2145 01:36:32,952 --> 01:36:35,487 ♪ And we gonna sip till every bubble in every bottle is gone ♪ 2146 01:36:35,488 --> 01:36:37,489 ♪ I'll take you to the candy shop ♪ 2147 01:36:37,490 --> 01:36:39,758 ♪ I'll let you lick the lollipop ♪ 2148 01:36:39,759 --> 01:36:42,126 ♪ Go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪ 2149 01:36:42,127 --> 01:36:44,295 ♪ Keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪ 2150 01:36:44,296 --> 01:36:45,730 Whoa! 2151 01:36:45,731 --> 01:36:48,400 [ Cheers and applause ] 2152 01:36:49,602 --> 01:36:51,904 [ Laughter ] 2153 01:36:58,243 --> 01:37:00,546 [ Cheering continues ] 2154 01:37:04,450 --> 01:37:07,418 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat? 2155 01:37:07,419 --> 01:37:10,522 [ Women cheering ] 2156 01:37:10,523 --> 01:37:12,957 Now, queens, you know, past those closed doors, 2157 01:37:12,958 --> 01:37:15,226 don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you 2158 01:37:15,227 --> 01:37:17,095 what is a "Good Woman"? 2159 01:37:17,096 --> 01:37:19,163 [ Women cheering ] 2160 01:37:19,164 --> 01:37:22,801 How a good woman talks? [ Women cheering ] 2161 01:37:22,802 --> 01:37:25,336 How a good woman should be sexed? 2162 01:37:25,337 --> 01:37:27,672 [ Women cheering ] 2163 01:37:27,673 --> 01:37:30,542 Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want 2164 01:37:30,543 --> 01:37:33,344 and just give it to you just like that. 2165 01:37:33,345 --> 01:37:35,379 [ Women cheering ] 2166 01:37:35,380 --> 01:37:39,150 And then whisper in your ear... "How does it feel?" 2167 01:37:39,151 --> 01:37:41,352 [ Women cheering ] 2168 01:37:41,353 --> 01:37:44,489 I got the king for you, ladies... King Ken! 2169 01:37:44,490 --> 01:37:47,059 [ Cheers and applause ] 2170 01:37:49,962 --> 01:37:52,865 [ Down-tempo introduction plays ] 2171 01:38:17,757 --> 01:38:20,793 ♪ Girl, it's all on you ♪ 2172 01:38:21,961 --> 01:38:25,029 ♪ Have it your way ♪ 2173 01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:31,402 ♪ And if you want, you can decide ♪ 2174 01:38:31,403 --> 01:38:37,909 ♪ And if you'll have me I can provide ♪ 2175 01:38:37,910 --> 01:38:40,912 ♪ Everything that you desire ♪ 2176 01:38:40,913 --> 01:38:42,914 [ Cheering continues ] 2177 01:38:42,915 --> 01:38:47,219 ♪ If you get a feeling ♪ 2178 01:38:49,288 --> 01:38:55,927 ♪ A feeling that I'm feeling, baby ♪ 2179 01:38:55,928 --> 01:38:59,330 ♪ Won't you come closer ♪ 2180 01:38:59,331 --> 01:39:00,865 ♪ Closer ♪ 2181 01:39:00,866 --> 01:39:04,068 ♪ To me, baby? ♪ 2182 01:39:04,069 --> 01:39:10,074 ♪ Mm, now you already got me right where you want me, baby ♪ 2183 01:39:10,075 --> 01:39:15,580 ♪ And I, I just want to be your man ♪ 2184 01:39:15,581 --> 01:39:18,482 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2185 01:39:18,483 --> 01:39:21,686 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2186 01:39:21,687 --> 01:39:24,723 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2187 01:39:24,724 --> 01:39:28,059 ♪ I want to know, how does it feel? ♪ 2188 01:39:28,060 --> 01:39:31,262 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2189 01:39:31,263 --> 01:39:34,699 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2190 01:39:34,700 --> 01:39:37,168 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2191 01:39:37,169 --> 01:39:41,005 ♪ Want to know, how does it feel, baby? ♪ 2192 01:39:41,006 --> 01:39:44,008 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2193 01:39:44,009 --> 01:39:47,478 ♪ Let me take off your clothes and I'll... ♪ 2194 01:39:47,479 --> 01:39:49,047 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll ♪ 2195 01:39:49,048 --> 01:39:53,718 ♪ I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll ♪ 2196 01:39:53,719 --> 01:39:55,586 ♪ How does it feel? ♪ 2197 01:39:55,587 --> 01:39:59,323 ♪ How does it, how does it ♪ 2198 01:39:59,324 --> 01:40:03,628 ♪ Let me show you what I'm talking about, baby ♪ 2199 01:40:03,629 --> 01:40:06,564 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2200 01:40:06,565 --> 01:40:08,967 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2201 01:40:08,968 --> 01:40:11,469 ♪ How does it feel, baby? ♪ 2202 01:40:11,470 --> 01:40:13,437 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 2203 01:40:13,438 --> 01:40:15,506 [ Cheering continues ] 2204 01:40:15,507 --> 01:40:20,745 ♪ I want to know, how does, how does it feel? ♪ 2205 01:40:20,746 --> 01:40:24,182 Andre: Y'all give it up for my boy Ken right now 2206 01:40:24,183 --> 01:40:27,585 with the pipes. 2207 01:40:27,586 --> 01:40:31,455 Y'all ladies hear those high notes? 2208 01:40:31,456 --> 01:40:33,257 But now to a more serious subject. 2209 01:40:33,258 --> 01:40:37,095 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 2210 01:40:37,096 --> 01:40:39,497 in the presence of every male entertainer in the Hemisphere. 2211 01:40:39,498 --> 01:40:42,667 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well. 2212 01:40:42,668 --> 01:40:44,502 [ Women cheering ] You do it well, 2213 01:40:44,503 --> 01:40:46,905 that hide-and-seek, that don't-go-tell... 2214 01:40:46,906 --> 01:40:49,340 It's okay. You can touch. 2215 01:40:49,341 --> 01:40:52,210 ...that every woman in this room deserves. 2216 01:40:52,211 --> 01:40:57,281 And simply because there are so many of you and so few of us, 2217 01:40:57,282 --> 01:40:59,984 there is something we simply can't give. 2218 01:40:59,985 --> 01:41:03,387 But... we're gonna try to tonight. 2219 01:41:03,388 --> 01:41:06,157 [ Cheers and applause ] 2220 01:41:06,158 --> 01:41:11,329 Because everybody deserves just a little... commitment. 2221 01:41:11,330 --> 01:41:14,065 [ Cheering continues ] 2222 01:41:14,066 --> 01:41:17,302 [ Up-tempo introduction plays ] 2223 01:41:26,211 --> 01:41:29,280 ♪ Well, it's a beautiful night ♪ 2224 01:41:29,281 --> 01:41:33,351 ♪ Looking for something dumb to do ♪ 2225 01:41:33,352 --> 01:41:35,319 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 2226 01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:37,588 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪ 2227 01:41:37,589 --> 01:41:39,924 [ Women cheering ] 2228 01:41:39,925 --> 01:41:42,961 ♪ Is it the look in your eyes ♪ 2229 01:41:42,962 --> 01:41:46,697 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪ 2230 01:41:46,698 --> 01:41:49,067 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪ 2231 01:41:49,068 --> 01:41:51,470 ♪ I think I want to marry you ♪ 2232 01:41:53,072 --> 01:41:56,574 ♪ Well, I know a little chapel by the boulevard ♪ 2233 01:41:56,575 --> 01:41:59,543 ♪ That we can go ♪ 2234 01:41:59,544 --> 01:42:02,347 ♪ No one will know ♪ 2235 01:42:03,515 --> 01:42:06,885 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 2236 01:42:06,886 --> 01:42:08,452 ♪ Who cares if we're trashed? ♪ 2237 01:42:08,453 --> 01:42:12,623 ♪ Got a pocketful of cash we can blow ♪ 2238 01:42:12,624 --> 01:42:16,594 ♪ Shots of patrón ♪ 2239 01:42:16,595 --> 01:42:20,564 ♪ And it's on, girl ♪ 2240 01:42:20,565 --> 01:42:23,501 [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 2241 01:42:23,502 --> 01:42:25,971 [ Cheering continues ] 2242 01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:45,157 ♪ You let me violate you ♪ 2243 01:42:47,226 --> 01:42:50,796 ♪ You let me desecrate you ♪ 2244 01:42:52,764 --> 01:42:56,101 ♪ You let me penetrate you ♪ 2245 01:42:58,003 --> 01:43:01,273 ♪ You let me complicate you ♪ 2246 01:43:03,042 --> 01:43:04,175 ♪ Help me ♪ 2247 01:43:04,176 --> 01:43:08,346 ♪ I broke apart my insides ♪ 2248 01:43:08,347 --> 01:43:09,281 ♪ Help me ♪ 2249 01:43:09,282 --> 01:43:13,517 ♪ I've got no soul to sell ♪ 2250 01:43:13,518 --> 01:43:14,986 ♪ Help me ♪ 2251 01:43:14,987 --> 01:43:18,957 ♪ The only thing that works for me ♪ 2252 01:43:18,958 --> 01:43:21,993 ♪ Help me get away from myself ♪ 2253 01:43:21,994 --> 01:43:25,864 ♪ I want to fuck you like an animal ♪ 2254 01:43:25,865 --> 01:43:27,198 [ Women cheering ] 2255 01:43:27,199 --> 01:43:32,636 ♪ I want to feel you from the inside ♪ 2256 01:43:32,637 --> 01:43:37,942 ♪ I want to fuck you like an animal ♪ 2257 01:43:37,943 --> 01:43:41,914 ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ 2258 01:43:43,148 --> 01:43:47,251 ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ 2259 01:43:47,252 --> 01:43:50,255 [ Music ends, cheering continues ] 2260 01:43:59,431 --> 01:44:03,634 Rome: Marry me! Ravage me! 2261 01:44:03,635 --> 01:44:05,403 Please! 2262 01:44:05,404 --> 01:44:07,171 What?! 2263 01:44:07,172 --> 01:44:10,341 All right. Let's settle down, ladies. 2264 01:44:10,342 --> 01:44:13,945 We got some serious things to talk about right now! 2265 01:44:13,946 --> 01:44:16,814 [ Women cheering ] 2266 01:44:16,815 --> 01:44:18,416 All right. 2267 01:44:18,417 --> 01:44:23,254 Is there anybody up in here that ain't on birth control? 2268 01:44:23,255 --> 01:44:25,323 [ Women cheering ] Oh, no. 2269 01:44:25,324 --> 01:44:27,391 I'm keeping it real with you, ladies. 2270 01:44:27,392 --> 01:44:30,461 'Cause there's about to be some grown-woman shit 2271 01:44:30,462 --> 01:44:32,964 up in here tonight. 2272 01:44:32,965 --> 01:44:35,833 [ Women cheering ] 2273 01:44:35,834 --> 01:44:37,468 So if you ain't on birth control, 2274 01:44:37,469 --> 01:44:42,473 we have illuminated exit signs to your left and your right. 2275 01:44:42,474 --> 01:44:43,607 All right? 2276 01:44:43,608 --> 01:44:47,311 But I'm looking for two grown-ass women 2277 01:44:47,312 --> 01:44:50,448 to deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage. 2278 01:44:50,449 --> 01:44:53,651 [ Women cheering ] What? 2279 01:44:53,652 --> 01:44:55,319 Unh. 2280 01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:58,189 Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. 2281 01:44:58,190 --> 01:45:00,224 I see me a beauty queen right here. 2282 01:45:00,225 --> 01:45:03,727 Zoe. I heard about you. 2283 01:45:03,728 --> 01:45:05,329 I heard you're real grown with it. 2284 01:45:05,330 --> 01:45:07,065 Come here. Go. Zoe, go. Go. 2285 01:45:07,066 --> 01:45:08,432 Don't be scared. 2286 01:45:08,433 --> 01:45:10,468 Give her some encouragement, Queens. 2287 01:45:10,469 --> 01:45:12,703 [ Women cheering ] Come on, let's not hate. 2288 01:45:12,704 --> 01:45:15,739 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her. 2289 01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:19,043 She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one. 2290 01:45:19,044 --> 01:45:20,544 What? 2291 01:45:20,545 --> 01:45:22,147 Yeah. 2292 01:45:23,182 --> 01:45:26,584 All right, beautiful. Have a seat. 2293 01:45:26,585 --> 01:45:27,818 Don't worry. 2294 01:45:27,819 --> 01:45:30,488 You're gonna be well taken care of, I promise. 2295 01:45:30,489 --> 01:45:33,257 [ Women cheering ] 2296 01:45:33,258 --> 01:45:36,094 These two don't need an introduction. 2297 01:45:36,095 --> 01:45:38,330 [ Cheers and applause ] 2298 01:45:40,199 --> 01:45:42,934 [ Mid-Tempo R&B plays ] 2299 01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:58,782 ♪ Here we are, all alone ♪ 2300 01:45:58,783 --> 01:46:00,518 ♪ You and me ♪ 2301 01:46:00,519 --> 01:46:01,852 ♪ Privacy ♪ 2302 01:46:01,853 --> 01:46:04,122 ♪ And we can do anything ♪ 2303 01:46:04,123 --> 01:46:06,257 ♪ Your fantasy ♪ 2304 01:46:06,258 --> 01:46:10,928 ♪ I wanna make your dreams come true ♪ 2305 01:46:10,929 --> 01:46:12,330 ♪ Can you hear? ♪ 2306 01:46:12,331 --> 01:46:14,232 ♪ She's calling me ♪ 2307 01:46:14,233 --> 01:46:17,035 ♪ Between your legs loud and clear ♪ 2308 01:46:17,036 --> 01:46:19,670 ♪ I wanna talk back to her ♪ 2309 01:46:19,671 --> 01:46:21,372 ♪ Make love to her ♪ 2310 01:46:21,373 --> 01:46:24,642 ♪ I wanna hear you scream my name ♪ 2311 01:46:24,643 --> 01:46:26,944 ♪ We can make love on the bedroom ♪ 2312 01:46:26,945 --> 01:46:29,213 ♪ Floating on top of my waterbed ♪ 2313 01:46:29,214 --> 01:46:30,648 ♪ I'm kissing you ♪ 2314 01:46:30,649 --> 01:46:32,916 ♪ Running my fingers through your hair ♪ 2315 01:46:32,917 --> 01:46:34,318 ♪ In the hallway ♪ 2316 01:46:34,319 --> 01:46:37,488 ♪ Making love away beside the stairs ♪ 2317 01:46:37,489 --> 01:46:40,824 ♪ We can do it anywhere ♪♪ 2318 01:46:40,825 --> 01:46:45,096 ♪ Early in the mornings when I think about you ♪ 2319 01:46:45,097 --> 01:46:46,430 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2320 01:46:46,431 --> 01:46:49,600 ♪ I hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪ 2321 01:46:49,601 --> 01:46:53,971 ♪ In the mornings when I wanna... you ♪ 2322 01:46:53,972 --> 01:46:55,306 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2323 01:46:55,307 --> 01:46:56,707 ♪ I hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪ 2324 01:46:56,708 --> 01:46:59,977 ♪ I-I-I could... you all the time ♪ 2325 01:46:59,978 --> 01:47:02,447 [ Women cheering ] 2326 01:47:05,184 --> 01:47:10,089 ♪ I-I-I-I could... you all the time ♪ 2327 01:47:16,095 --> 01:47:18,229 ♪ FaceTime when I'm gone ♪ 2328 01:47:18,230 --> 01:47:20,431 ♪ She give me dome from a distance ♪ 2329 01:47:20,432 --> 01:47:22,700 ♪ And she love to climb on top ♪ 2330 01:47:22,701 --> 01:47:26,003 ♪ She love to walk off limpin' ♪♪ 2331 01:47:26,004 --> 01:47:28,440 [ Cheering continues ] 2332 01:47:31,410 --> 01:47:36,615 ♪ I-I-I-I-I could... you all the time ♪♪ 2333 01:47:42,287 --> 01:47:44,188 [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 2334 01:47:44,189 --> 01:47:46,658 [ Women cheering ] 2335 01:47:49,194 --> 01:47:51,028 ♪ Cookie, cookie, cookie ♪ 2336 01:47:51,029 --> 01:47:52,896 ♪ I'm a cookie monster ♪ 2337 01:47:52,897 --> 01:47:54,132 ♪ Break your back ♪ 2338 01:47:54,133 --> 01:47:56,900 ♪ Crack it open like a lobster ♪ 2339 01:47:56,901 --> 01:47:58,436 ♪ Hey ♪ 2340 01:47:58,437 --> 01:47:59,837 ♪ I kill the pussy ♪ 2341 01:47:59,838 --> 01:48:01,972 ♪ Dig a grave ♪ 2342 01:48:01,973 --> 01:48:05,943 ♪ She grab the wood like grippin' grain ♪ 2343 01:48:05,944 --> 01:48:09,147 ♪ I told her put it in my face ♪ 2344 01:48:09,148 --> 01:48:11,115 ♪ Let it rain, let it rain ♪ 2345 01:48:11,116 --> 01:48:12,583 ♪ Girl, I've got a sweet tooth ♪ 2346 01:48:12,584 --> 01:48:14,585 ♪ Ain't nothing sweeter than you ♪ 2347 01:48:14,586 --> 01:48:18,055 ♪ I'm'a eat it up, beat it up till you holler out truce ♪ 2348 01:48:18,056 --> 01:48:21,692 ♪ My bed can be your stage, and I'm'a make you a star ♪ 2349 01:48:21,693 --> 01:48:23,394 ♪ Your legs in the air and my hands ♪ 2350 01:48:23,395 --> 01:48:25,663 ♪ All off up in your cookie jar ♪ 2351 01:48:25,664 --> 01:48:27,165 ♪ Like, mm ♪ 2352 01:48:27,166 --> 01:48:29,066 ♪ Like an oreo ♪ 2353 01:48:29,067 --> 01:48:33,103 ♪ I love to lick the middle like an oreo ♪ 2354 01:48:33,104 --> 01:48:36,640 ♪ Oreo, oreo, like an oreo ♪ 2355 01:48:36,641 --> 01:48:40,211 ♪ I wanna bite it and get inside it till I get you gone ♪ 2356 01:48:40,212 --> 01:48:41,812 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2357 01:48:41,813 --> 01:48:43,614 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2358 01:48:43,615 --> 01:48:45,416 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪ 2359 01:48:45,417 --> 01:48:47,351 ♪ And can do all this with my mouth? ♪ 2360 01:48:47,352 --> 01:48:48,952 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2361 01:48:48,953 --> 01:48:51,054 ♪ You wanna know how I get down? ♪ 2362 01:48:51,055 --> 01:48:52,690 ♪ You wonder how I'm the best ♪ 2363 01:48:52,691 --> 01:48:55,926 ♪ And can do all this with my mouth? ♪ 2364 01:48:55,927 --> 01:48:57,295 [ Women cheering ] 2365 01:48:57,296 --> 01:48:59,531 ♪ Cookie monster ♪♪ 2366 01:49:01,900 --> 01:49:05,169 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2367 01:49:05,170 --> 01:49:06,570 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2368 01:49:06,571 --> 01:49:08,472 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2369 01:49:08,473 --> 01:49:09,773 ♪ And every time I step up in the building... ♪ 2370 01:49:09,774 --> 01:49:12,176 I see somebody got their smile back. 2371 01:49:12,177 --> 01:49:13,311 I did. 2372 01:49:13,312 --> 01:49:14,545 [ Laughs ] 2373 01:49:14,546 --> 01:49:16,146 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2374 01:49:16,147 --> 01:49:17,548 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2375 01:49:17,549 --> 01:49:19,483 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2376 01:49:19,484 --> 01:49:20,918 [ Women cheering ] 2377 01:49:20,919 --> 01:49:24,154 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2378 01:49:24,155 --> 01:49:27,291 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2379 01:49:27,292 --> 01:49:29,960 ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪ ♪ ludacris goin' in on a verse ♪ 2380 01:49:29,961 --> 01:49:31,629 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now ♪ 2381 01:49:31,630 --> 01:49:33,364 ♪ Keep your hands up, get 'em in the sky ♪ 2382 01:49:33,365 --> 01:49:35,233 ♪ For the homies that ain't make it and my folks locked down ♪ 2383 01:49:35,234 --> 01:49:38,302 ♪ I never went nowhere, but they saying luda's back ♪ 2384 01:49:38,303 --> 01:49:40,070 ♪ Blame it on that conjure ♪ 2385 01:49:40,071 --> 01:49:41,439 ♪ The hood call it luda-yac ♪ 2386 01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:43,173 ♪ And I'm on this foolish track ♪ 2387 01:49:43,174 --> 01:49:44,842 ♪ So I spit my foolish flow ♪ 2388 01:49:44,843 --> 01:49:47,878 ♪ My hands go up and down like strippers' booties go ♪ 2389 01:49:47,879 --> 01:49:51,282 ♪ My verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins ♪ 2390 01:49:51,283 --> 01:49:52,716 ♪ last time on a khaled remix ♪ 2391 01:49:52,717 --> 01:49:54,285 ♪ Now I'm on the original version ♪ 2392 01:49:54,286 --> 01:49:56,119 ♪ Can't never count me out ♪ 2393 01:49:56,120 --> 01:49:57,555 ♪ Y'all better count me in ♪ 2394 01:49:57,556 --> 01:49:59,223 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts ♪ 2395 01:49:59,224 --> 01:50:00,491 ♪ Accountants count me in ♪ 2396 01:50:00,492 --> 01:50:02,192 ♪ Make millions every year ♪ 2397 01:50:02,193 --> 01:50:03,761 ♪ The south's champion ♪ 2398 01:50:03,762 --> 01:50:05,963 ♪ 'Cause all I do... all I... All I... all I... ♪ 2399 01:50:05,964 --> 01:50:09,233 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2400 01:50:09,234 --> 01:50:10,634 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2401 01:50:10,635 --> 01:50:12,536 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2402 01:50:12,537 --> 01:50:15,205 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 2403 01:50:15,206 --> 01:50:18,542 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 2404 01:50:18,543 --> 01:50:20,110 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2405 01:50:20,111 --> 01:50:22,012 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2406 01:50:22,013 --> 01:50:24,181 ♪ And they stay there ♪ ♪ up, down, up, down ♪ 2407 01:50:24,182 --> 01:50:25,483 ♪ Up, down ♪ 2408 01:50:25,484 --> 01:50:28,118 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2409 01:50:28,119 --> 01:50:31,889 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2410 01:50:31,890 --> 01:50:34,492 ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 2411 01:50:34,493 --> 01:50:36,093 ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ 2412 01:50:36,094 --> 01:50:37,795 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 2413 01:50:37,796 --> 01:50:40,264 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 2414 01:50:40,265 --> 01:50:43,734 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ [ Fireworks exploding ] 2415 01:50:43,735 --> 01:50:45,269 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2416 01:50:45,270 --> 01:50:46,904 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 2417 01:50:46,905 --> 01:50:49,507 ♪ And they stay there ♪ ♪ up, down, up, down ♪ 2418 01:50:49,508 --> 01:50:50,808 ♪ Up, down ♪ 2419 01:50:50,809 --> 01:50:53,744 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2420 01:50:53,745 --> 01:50:57,080 ♪ And if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪ 2421 01:50:57,081 --> 01:50:59,384 ♪ Make 'em, stay there ♪ 2422 01:51:01,820 --> 01:51:04,456 [ "Pony" plays ] 2423 01:51:15,233 --> 01:51:18,336 ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪ 2424 01:51:18,337 --> 01:51:21,071 ♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪ 2425 01:51:21,072 --> 01:51:24,842 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride ♪ 2426 01:51:24,843 --> 01:51:28,011 ♪ Without even falling off ♪ 2427 01:51:28,012 --> 01:51:31,248 ♪ Got to be compatible ♪ 2428 01:51:31,249 --> 01:51:34,385 ♪ Takes to my limits ♪ 2429 01:51:34,386 --> 01:51:37,054 ♪ Girl, when I break you off ♪ 2430 01:51:37,055 --> 01:51:40,223 ♪ I promise that you won't want to get off ♪ 2431 01:51:40,224 --> 01:51:41,959 ♪ You're horny ♪ 2432 01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:43,961 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 2433 01:51:43,962 --> 01:51:45,363 ♪ Ride it ♪ 2434 01:51:45,364 --> 01:51:46,630 ♪ My pony ♪ 2435 01:51:46,631 --> 01:51:50,267 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 2436 01:51:50,268 --> 01:51:53,003 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 2437 01:51:53,004 --> 01:51:54,672 ♪ You're horny ♪ 2438 01:51:54,673 --> 01:51:56,874 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 2439 01:51:56,875 --> 01:51:58,075 ♪ Ride it ♪ 2440 01:51:58,076 --> 01:51:59,176 ♪ My pony ♪ 2441 01:51:59,177 --> 01:52:03,113 ♪ My saddle's waiting ♪ 2442 01:52:03,114 --> 01:52:06,951 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 2443 01:52:29,107 --> 01:52:31,410 [ Slow introduction plays ] 2444 01:52:37,616 --> 01:52:43,654 ♪ All right, come close ♪ 2445 01:52:43,655 --> 01:52:48,592 ♪ Let me show you everything I know ♪ 2446 01:52:48,593 --> 01:52:53,831 ♪ The jungle slang ♪ 2447 01:52:53,832 --> 01:52:59,470 ♪ Spinning 'round my head and I stare ♪ 2448 01:52:59,471 --> 01:53:04,207 ♪ While my naked fool ♪ 2449 01:53:04,208 --> 01:53:09,713 ♪ Fresh out of an icky, gooey womb ♪ 2450 01:53:09,714 --> 01:53:14,918 ♪ A woozy youth ♪ 2451 01:53:14,919 --> 01:53:20,323 ♪ Dopes upon her silky smooth perfume ♪ 2452 01:53:20,324 --> 01:53:23,160 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪ 2453 01:53:23,161 --> 01:53:25,095 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪ 2454 01:53:25,096 --> 01:53:30,400 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪ 2455 01:53:30,401 --> 01:53:36,073 ♪ I'd say I told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪ 2456 01:53:36,074 --> 01:53:41,144 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪ 2457 01:53:41,145 --> 01:53:46,383 ♪ My, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪ 2458 01:53:46,384 --> 01:53:51,855 ♪ Mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪ 2459 01:53:51,856 --> 01:53:54,324 ♪ I can't take this place ♪ 2460 01:53:54,325 --> 01:53:56,994 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪ 2461 01:53:56,995 --> 01:54:02,500 ♪ I just wanna go where I can get some space ♪ 2462 01:54:02,501 --> 01:54:07,370 ♪ Truth be told ♪ 2463 01:54:07,371 --> 01:54:12,442 ♪ I've been here, I've done this all before ♪ 2464 01:54:12,443 --> 01:54:17,648 ♪ I take your gloom ♪ 2465 01:54:17,649 --> 01:54:23,353 ♪ I curl it up and puff it into plumes ♪ 2466 01:54:23,354 --> 01:54:25,923 ♪ Right, my little pooh bear ♪ 2467 01:54:25,924 --> 01:54:28,325 ♪ Wanna take a chance? ♪ 2468 01:54:28,326 --> 01:54:33,396 ♪ Wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪ 2469 01:54:33,397 --> 01:54:39,002 ♪ I'd say I told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪ 2470 01:54:39,003 --> 01:54:44,174 ♪ You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪ 2471 01:54:44,175 --> 01:54:49,412 ♪ My, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪ 2472 01:54:49,413 --> 01:54:54,685 ♪ Mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪ 2473 01:54:54,686 --> 01:54:56,987 ♪ I can't take this place ♪ 2474 01:54:56,988 --> 01:54:59,923 ♪ No, I can't take this place ♪ 2475 01:54:59,924 --> 01:55:06,731 ♪ I just wanna go where I can get some space ♪ 181241