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We had such a poor congregation your

Steve with the red flags again

yes they were solid they come to that

you're good man. Will, yes, he was sorted too but

Singapore mail goes tonight

Oh these empire builders and

last

I want to think of it all man

it's not bad at the go kart

go kart. Rickshaw oh man rickshaw

you put on wait a bit Roman at the Coulee I'm inside

great life out here

man's life just snap your fingers anything you want

uncle wanted to cooler with show cooler.

Got to pay

nothing you

were supposed to you just show me that

for another than 50 quid we were discussing.

I have some negotiation to carry out old man.

We better step on it. There's another bloke after it.

But my urgency it will be yours exclusive.

Put down 450 Tomorrow

Tomorrow couldn't make it 400

I said 450 Tomorrow

quite old man and well I'll just see my stockbroker stock broker

when I have to transfer a few shares and

I must just mentioned it to the little wife cherio.

barmaid you haven't paid for the drinks

oh well sanity domain sanity

Oh, hello, Lucy.

Why won't your chat

business Oh girl business. Well, I've just seen Simpson.

I think it'd be okay if I get that money by tomorrow.

It was okay as you call it a week ago and you haven't spoken to George Redfern

your tactics. Tactics. Where should we be without it man

probably have been in chat Chelsea riddled about it to

all she's will

tell you something else. He will get married. No, the burden grew for us.

I know we're gonna live somewhere.

Good evening, Mr. BAXLEY Good evening Mrs. BAXLEY

what was the sermon like? harrow saying

Oh, good

luck today it's been happening.

Indian some you know, Indian summer

so I remember you telling me the other day you've been out east Haven't you?

Yes. Malay estates? Singapore chiefly.

Man's life. What's the here every man has been out east.

I can tell you what the race for a woman who's been out east

three decent meals a day and a good night's sleep.

Oh, I have a little boy. I've never got into the life out there.

Well, he wants to get out of it yourself.

Well, we'll reasons Yes. You're not telling me

what are we go for something tonight?

And I think you minutes from Costea it's rather secret.

Are you gonna wash your face?

go on go on.

Oh you're Harold.

Yes. And what's more, we're going to be married

as soon as he can borrow money to buy copies.

Or see, I was going to do all sorts of wonderful things.

Yes. So it was Bernard once.

Thought I should get out of the Burnham Grove

it's so dull here

nothing exciting ever happens except the people that have the browser bought a new car

or the woman who didn't look scared to have a baby

you wait longer and have a baby or find exciting enough

Why don't you do it because not

Bennett LT and that John have gotten engaged

and he's going to try and borrow some money to set him up my car business

and if he does try and raise money there's only one person who can go to

clever

I've got no idea what we were getting in first.

Will you see it now? Do you come on

How much we head out of Georgia up to now?

I don't know the amount you mentioned to me

that snow and the rest

there's something nothing there's too many something's and nothing's you asked me

don't think we better get it into

She's your sister. Yes, but you wanted that to happen.

We've got to be quick anyway. I think she's getting a bit fed up with us.

We've been here nearly a fortnight So third time this year.

We started telling you that about their popular

Where do you go to guy.

We get paid to have nice clients who talk with dad

and pop the question. Hello has been telling you I'd like to know.

For me, I love bird Rhino love bird.

I should wait for the right moment. Really? I should

What do you think Uncle?

Well

now supposing we go and see what sort of mood he's in. Hey,

or Auntie will you read it?

Oh no, I told

you to just wait in here and leave it all to auntie and uncle

don't belong

Now look here. This is our one chance getting first withdrawal before LCS. Darling Harold starts with it

yes or no. I haven't worked out my tactics yet. That doesn't matter. George

is good natured enough for anything.

So you're gonna be stuck in one business all his love money for nothing.

He doesn't know he's born.

He got mad at you for a bit then it would.

All right. All right. All right. He showed up in the greenhouse.

While we were sort of high hand with him. What?

After? I mean, I've been somewhere I've seen the world I've done something he hasn't.

I suppose I suppose you call him in and get done with it

yes. You won't. I will.

Josh, Josh,

just coming.

Look at the day. Oh, look at him. Now. What more do you want Kelvin

George when you sit down beautiful tomatoes Bernard. Beautiful tomatoes.

Vaughn. Enjoy the special red fin brand.

Apply Ferndale nurseries love Burnham Grove shooter's green.

Aren't they lovely to get him to for supper with?

We just wanted to have a little chat with you while we were our selfs.

Oh, I see. Well, go on Barnard.

Was like gentlemen, I've just seen this chap, Simpson.

Simpson. And he's just gonna have that agency exclusive agency

if I can put down 450 pounds.

Put it down. Just put it down. Yes,

but you haven't got 450 pounds. Have you been?

Oh, no, no, of course. I mean, I haven't been so lucky.

To have you know, I've been lucky. We all know

you've had worked very hard for your money.

And I know I have learned a bit from you from time to time. Oh, man.

Yes. About 250 pounds a week. Isn't it London?

Which will get metal cool for of course. Oh, cool. Oh, cool. Cool.

Well, what about it? old man. Oh, 450

pounds your newborn and it's quite a lot of money, isn't it? I actually have to think

okay, you you asked me again after supper. I'll give you an answer.

This is Dorothy coming back. She's going to separate the repentance

and I'll get everything ready. Shall I

Thank you, Lucy. Oh, only too pleased to help you Jordan Of course. I

after supper. Oh, man. After supper after.

What do you think

it'll be alright?

over a drink or two altered him? Yes.

But what about this chapter that says if he stops that you're going to clear off it?

And we must hang around? We mustn't leave alone with George for a second.

Not for a second. No. No. Then after he's gone.

Have you seen him? Shall we go in now?

It's bad moment. I'm afraid he's very busy. Tomatoes.

Come along, Harold. This is more important than tomatoes. You're not

going to ask him now. course we are.

Why shouldn't tell so rarely. I shouldn't I should wait for the right moment.

Definitely be so silly. He's not as busy as all

that. But he definitely asked. Asked what burner?

Oh, nothing. Nothing Nothing.

evening mr. Radford. Oh, good evening. Yeah, I

was wondering if we could see you alone there of course

Why not? Now why don't looses legs separate?

Good

not for a second Oh

oh, don't you think Lucy like it'll help in the kitchen Brandon?

Oh no, I don't mean the way

I want to have a little private talk you know

with Harold Nelson

oh

you left them alone for

you idiot if all right anyway, we got to inverse

leave the phone alone Serves you right.

And dad were engaged

told your mother you know? Naturally

I wanted to talk to you about it first.

We want to get married quite soon.

What on? Well, it's fine.

You see I thought that's to say LC and I thought

if you could possibly arrange to make a stipulation to Oh,

Harold, why don't you talk to him properly.

You see that the point is, how knows of a secondhand car business he could buy if only had little capital,

not 450 pounds by any chance.

It will be a bit less. I'll just show you that. Now. Not just now.

Thanks. I only asked if it was 450 Perhaps because that seems to be the popular amount tonight.

But there's a business here just waiting to be picked up.

If only you could put some money down.

Just put it down.

It's about what it demands. See this chap here says

hi Joe. Joe. Joe Joe glad to see you. Come in.

Why did you want to come now? He'd be coming in the middle of the night.

Well, I shouldn't be surprised. He only wants to talk to me about tomatoes.

Okay, you to run along now. We'll finish our little talk later on.

Oh, yes, perhaps.

Joe, have you been the last day?

Or just mucking about of it everything alright.

No, that wretched Joe flatten came in in the middle and spoiled everything

she's staying the supper

I expect so caught

he will ruin everything

How's business? Oh not too good.

I've been taking the chat parameter car tried to sell it to him and

I shouldn't be surprised how's things with you?

Oh, I'm just looking around yeah,

come on. Don't sit there looking silly.

Why your dad want to have a seven in the place I can't understand

why these little fads mother doesn't mind

she and the child are quite easy with my help.

I'm glad you said with your help

with the feast displayed

we'll have a bite with this one too Joe

No, thank you I must be getting long

Oh, I'm looking tomorrow night yes do any time off right oh man.

Nice weather we're having

or should think it is good night.

Good night. Well, I'll see you tomorrow that

made me jump to that nice weather of his common I called him

feast is bread. Anybody think you've never seen a table late for supper before?

Perhaps he hasn't. Got will image he hasn't seen the world?

He hasn't been out east. I wish I'd never coming back

a man's life even yet a man's life

certainly isn't a woman's she wanted to come back

so I thought it gives your country another chance.

Everything so smug and settled down and

suburban? Well, what dit you expect elephants

tigers and a scenic railway

but I'd love to travel and see everything

I know what you want you go

out east and I said it first well you know this place is good enough for me

when your mother and I first came here we thought we got somewhere

that's why we were so pleased with ourselves and ready to lead a nice quiet life

that's all I have for you old man give me adventure

since when

I'm just the same as you Mr. X let's Oh my

well I'm not What do you mean dad?

Now here we are living in the Burnham grove

on one of North London's newest suburbs

over a clean here but a respectable Brad has a new pit

no scandals hear you know brokers men those screams in the night.

Now though you get this sort of light handed to you want to play to see doesn't

and he doesn't who doesn't want a chapter living about here who sweated their guts out

in order to settle down to that Whilst little plays like this,

God knows what they risks

were you don't know where they been or what they've done.

No. Pastor muscles will be

the best?

Well, well, nothing like Sunday stuff, but

it's also nice and peaceful.

You're all for everything be nice and peaceful and your Dad Yes,

I'm afraid I am. dear.

I'm not like you were the folks who don't count me with them. I

don't want adventure. All I want to see is a steady income arriving,

but it's not too easy nowadays.

Not to be a straight. That's the point.

I like money as much as the next man.

But it must be clean money.

I should hope so.

No heavy package. I really wouldn't turn

them down tainted money. I

wouldn't touch it with a bargepole wouldn't look at queer money as you'd hoped.

Well, I'm glad to hear you fellas feel like that. I used to feel like it myself in the old days.

When I used to be in the wholesales paper trade during the wholesale payment dream.

No, I'm not. I haven't been in it for years.

Then you also keep them going but that's just a blind.

I never knew you change your business. No.

I don't think his hand was quite as good as the last one.

Do you want to pass the mustard?

Thank you. I'm speak your mother about it.

Dad doesn't love it. No. Oh, no, no, no yet. No, she does not. Look here.

You must not say a word about this to her.

Why did you leave her old business? Oh, well,

I've struggled with even though ever since I came back from the war

slaved it then the slump came more slavery.

But we still had a very good connection in the fine quality trade.

And somebody wanted that a big firm. They made me an offer.

Didn't like it. All the Capital made it I turned the offer down.

So this big firm did me in nevermind how would they did they won all right.

Yes, he was a clever champ that

he's been knighted since the Virtus wide.

And then what then having given honestly a fair chance.

I thought I tried the other thing.

Don't mean dishonesty.

I do? Yeah. you are pulling our legs.

Do you mean to tell me you're deliberately dishonest?

Yes. Do that's just what I am telling you.

It's ridiculous. You're talking as though you were a crock?

Well, I am a crook.

Crook.

A crook. A criminal. An enemy of society.

I will do now George we bought it

your trash fun. You don't look like a crook to me.

You can't always judge by appearances. Can you not tell me?

Why do you think Oh Joe flipping comes here.

greenhouses, greenhouses, or even they got to look at him to see that he's no gardener.

I suppose he's a crook to.

Well of course he is. He's a very old hand

Joe he works under me in the same organization

have a bit more ham dear

No thanks. I can't eat would have gotten I'm sorry.

Well, there it is. Every penny that's come into this house during the last few years

has been this dishonestly earned my god

Well, I'm ready for that all stewed fruit now I think still. After stewed fruit. What about it?

This is no time for stewed fruit.

Well, I think this is just the time for stewed fruit

we went you really like it?

Doesn't mean that a man has manufactured but impartial the stewed fruit ?

Well, let's put these plates on the side.

Thank you. Haha, real garden. rhubarb and custard.

Yeah. What do you do George?

You burger places? burger

places? No, no, no, certainly not. Do I look as if I burgled places ?

No, have you know been a perfectly well, you to have?

There was a great shortage of money in circulation, wasn't it?

Well, our organization you know, my associates and myself,

have been quietly busy these last few years, trying to remedy this unhappy state of things

by forging and counterfeiting bonds and notes.

One slip, you know, just one slip and I'd before it prison.

Yes, prison. I'm a good long straightaway to

forging. Oh, it's very interesting work. You know, very interesting.

It begins as a fine art and ends as a profitable

business. That is it serious? It's serious.

Well, it's one of the most serious crimes in the calendar.

So you see, the banks don't like it.

And you're mixed up in it.

I'm engaged in it. There have not been mixed up in it. Nope.

I was able to join the organization at first because I happen to have a good supply of the right sort of paper.

See, since then, I've been on the staff.

My job now is distribution. That's what takes me away. Of course.

I'm off to Birmingham early tomorrow morning.

Going to Birmingham on this crooked work? Yes.

Why not? Nothing particularly sacred about Birmingham? Is it

the police after you. Don't be

silly. Of course they must be forging Calvin bonds notes.

Well, I actually think we've given Scotland Yard its biggest and most worrying case for years

after us. Well, yes, of course. There after us

detectives police Bank officials magistrates judges the Treasury Army Navy Air Force

we haven't even got the League of Nations on our side

I can go on for so long without being found out. That's

partly luck you know Bernard and partly good management

of course I admit. Oh, I freely admit my dear father, we we never really know what's happening on the other side, you know?

No, no, no, they, they may have got the neck out.

And it may be closing in on us now.

That got a bit of cheese for me doc

Hello. Hello?

Who? Yeah,

well, what about it?

Well, of course, I realized I'm running risks.

Well, that's my game.

My family? Oh, yes. They're all provided for.

Well, all right. Do what you like about it.

Take it from me or any wasting your time.

That aren't insurance tout.

On a Sunday evening to impertinence.

I gave me such a fright, if you might be I'm very sorry,

George. That might have been somebody that was after you.

hounting you down. Yes. It's my experience. Well,

then again, it might not.

But they never think of looking for crooks in a place like the Burnham grow.

Oh, yes, they would.

Yeah. They took away that solicitor who used to live across the road

and gave him a couple of years.

Possibly that one, two more offers in the Burnham Grove will have to go yet?

What's the matter? Sorry, but how it's been going?

It's what about the little talk? We were going to have

one other time.

Yeah, right. You can't go like this.

Sorry, but it's getting very late. And I'm feeling rather tired today.

I've got to go.

Because he gone? Yes.

I'm going to bed.

He'll say, Oh, poor kid.

I'm afraid she's got more than she bargained for.

We've all got more than we bargained for if you asked me

even the great adventurer Bernard here

alakea Just for God's sake, tell us the truth. No, I

am telling you the truth Bennett mines all tainted money.

You've been enjoying it for some time. You know,

I believe you'd like a good slice more of it now.

Tainted money you got on gains.

As a marketer. You're an accessory now,

on me yes you you know all about it now.

If they need me they'll take you to prison too.

This is upsetting my stomach.

Every time I see a policeman I say frightened of my life.

Forget about it. Forget about it.

Yeah, I'm hanging out

name of Red Fern. Yes. Why? It's my little dog here.

Bluff. Bluff bluff. Come on, come to your master.

Down the road, sir. Oh, thanks very much for bringing it up here.

Have a take that for the orphanage will you

many thanks. Thanks to you

Ross but what do you mean by they?

You mustn't frightening people like this

better thing to do?

You shouldn't have waited up dad.

Oh, that's all right. Enjoy yourselves, mother. Yes dear.

We better go up I suppose.

Only trade for Birmingham for me tomorrow. Yes, of course.

I was all in bed. Yes,

Lucien Bernard went up early.

I think they wanted to have a little talk about something. Well, I

must say that Lucy is my sister.

I shouldn't be brokenhearted. If they've gone up to talk about leaving.

I knew you wouldn't be Oh, no, I

get over it.

You know that I sometimes think you're a bit too quiet and easygoing.

Yes. Dr. Lee Mrs. Remington was letting off one or two things about her husband.

I was thinking on the way back I ought to be thankful.

I've got a nice, honest sleepy old thing like you and now you're talking

You'll come to bed Bernard

it's past two o'clock

got me be

absolutely beat

Oh, look just like a policeman blowing his whistle

now be a good boy

morning uncle.

Morning

What's the matter with you?

You are usually the last down not the first

I couldn't sleep

no more Gorod

than I thought I'd get up make dad's breakfast

guess

what the stupid thing

give it to me.

You know if your dad was out east

he got plenty of 37 waited on anvil handle.

I know what you see now. Why won't have a servant in the house. Don't you

too clever for that.

Are those his boots?

Yes.

I'll give him a bit of a rub.

Where's the blacking? Under the stove?

You see?

Uncle? Do you think it's really true what dad told us last night

must be must be

dad. Think of it. What do you think about it?

I've been thinking about it and talking about it half the night.

I've hardly slept a wink.

I'm not surprised.

If they caught him. Would he really be sent to prison?

penal servitude for years and years and years.

He's never done anything before.

What was that matter? He's been doing this all

the time. They come down on him like a ton of bricks.

Go grim tooth and nail

penal servitude for years and years and years.

It's terrible.

Speaking as a man of the world who's seen the world I should say it's pretty serious.

What are you doing Bernard? Fishing.

What do I lose? I'm doing I'm just gonna clean George's boots.

I'll be cavalier but cleaning my boots next

good morning aunty what a night. We know we know

she doesn't does she. When I did get a bit of sleep. I had to dream about policemen.

Hundreds of policemen don't start that

all over again. Stop what?

We're talking about policemen

while they still exist don't they,

I shall never be able to look a policeman in the face again.

Well, what do you want to look at police in the face again for

now don't you begin again?

You said enough last night.

We're not gonna get a word in edgeways

any thee for me. Remember you're not to tell mother.

What beats me Is your mother knowing nothing about it.

That's your uncle had been up to any queer game?

I should have known all about it.

You might. Then again you might not.

Watch that. I said you might and then again you might not. Oh,

and watch your funny game been then?

There's been no funny game Russia had been you might know. And then again, you might

not I heard Joe.

Good. He's got a lot of brains. George has

Oh, that's news to me.

Tell that by some of the things he said to me.

Didn't bother Same to you.

I see Good. Well, it isn't good.

Because it's clever of him to tell that young man of Elsas

remind me he wanted to get rid of him and I rather think that was his idea.

What's to prevent him going to the police.

Would you go to the police? What

after last night

after it's all in the cards and say Do you remember when I was telling her fortune

I said you You're going to get a big surprise.

Yes. God what's the big surprise? Whoa,

I know what it was wouldn't have been a big surprise what it clever

clever head.

Hello? What's all this?

Three of you up already? Oh

good morning Georges.

Good morning Bernard. I trust I see you well and you lose it

wanting to sleep last night.

I always do. Don't you not last night we None of us did.

Why are you all up so early?

I thought I get your breakfast ready. Oh, that was

very kind of you there. Thank you. Thank you very much. But

what about the Roger?

Well, old man, I've just been looking around you there's anything I can do.

I always like to make myself useful.

Here. Aren't these my boots?

Well, as a matter of fact, I've just been given you a bit of a rub

my head but you you've given them a very good rub. old man.

A very good rub indeed. Thank you.

Thank you. What about you, Lucy?

I don't have me under came down because I couldn't sleep and I wanted a cup of

tea quite Right. There sick of your aunt Lucy A cup of tea at once.

Well, well, well.

My boots tea already. I call this being waited on hand and foot.

Which is good as being out east isn't it? Well,

how'd you like your egg boil down?

I haven't touched the body for more than two years.

They don't agree with me now. I don't know why.

shows how much I've been noticing things doesn't it?

All of them. I didn't ever want.

I don't want just a cup of tea things like that breakfast on the train to Birmingham.

Exactly. Why you going to Birmingham, Georges.

Business? Business. That's what I said business.

Run. They got to go to Birmingham for pleasure.

No, but there's business and business.

You mean that your own business and other people's business? No,

I don't You know what you mean. No,

I don't you know the word God.

Yes. Do you know crook stuff?

crook Stuff

o my dear elsie what a way to talk,

especially early on Monday morning to

now don't shine the funny Josh Redfin after all you told us last night

and the police ready to come in here at any minute and take us all off.

What's that? Postman?

I'll go

Well, now's the time getting on

by Joe actually moving in the new drawer. No, I don't think so. Thank you. I think you've done enough. burnin.

Look at my boots. Look at him.

You must not spoil me just because I don't make an honest living you know?

This is mine. Nothing for me, I suppose.

What should there be? A summons

from the chaps matter?

What chaps? chaps? I heard you.

If you had me Shut up.

What is it? It's from Harold.

He says

It is all over Ha ha No, nevermind.

You don't understand. Oh, no, no, listen, my dear. Honestly.

He's not worth bothering about.

What's the matter? Everything? No, no,

Will be enough pull yourself together. Come on.

You're gonna get your coat and see me to the bus.

Yes.

Now will anybody tell me what's happening in this house?

Everybody up early. LC upset What in the name of one day? Is it all about?

Well it that's rocking young men of her they've had some sort of a quarrel

and he's broken it off. So that's it.

Okay, I'm gonna take you downtown for the day and Ciera

I can't do I promised to go and see Mrs. Lloyd in hospital.

We are not doing

anything today or you know, just enjoying myself that's all. Well

enjoy yourself a bit more. And you and Bernard take me down to the West End.

Look at the shops go to a picture and see one of those crook films I suppose to see the

thing they're all talking about the nick

be a nice change after this dull respectable suburb wouldn't be there here.

Here. You take a couple of these and help her spend them all right.

I suppose we'll go on go on. They won't bite you

It is too much. There's plenty more where these come from I expect

Oh, that's a nice way to talk. Lucy.

I beg your pardon.

Well, I'm sorry often out when an honest opinion. I set an honest opinion.

That's it tells me to pass on to

train you know, my Lord

did the wrong side you say no. And why? You know why? You'll be glad

Georges gives you two pounds. You stare at him without a word of thanks as if,

as if it was if he'd stolen it or something.

Perhaps I can get into the bathroom now.

He didn't sleep very well. rumah the stuffy

end of air in this house? Depends what you're used to.

When we were up in Singapore,

you had a great time in Singapore, didn't you?

Oh great time great. Yeah, so

there's one thing you forget about Singapore.

I never forget anything about Singapore.

There's one thing you do forget to

forget it's still there.

Waiting for you

sorry if I was snappy,

don't you worry about that? dear.

Enjoy yourself. Don't you worry about we don't have your Reichenbach

Excuse me please

I beg your pardon

designers of mine Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't realize

I'm having some new glasses with you today.

The first thing I'm going to do is see your film.

Is it heard of anything good?

Well I've even mixed up bed my young daughter spreadsheet this afternoon

Yeah, nice takes after that Barnett coming in

you realize you've been a good are trying to make yourself

beautiful. What you've been for the years now that's enough

of it. Now come on

oh, come on. We'll never have time for lunch before the show

Mr George Redfern in

no he's not here today. Mrs Redbone

she's off to you have no idea when

Mr. Redford will be back I suppose

what's a few hours either way quite

there's our bus

think it was really up to Dad

She was he said he didn't

say what follow up there's nothing to do with

does everybody know who we are?

I said the piece of cord oh we wrote the off copy 10 years at least misconfigured won't get off not neither.

Just one chance for marking the two

That's always one chance remark

and it'll slip when you think you're sitting pretty and the game's up

man got into the bus this morning and I'm sure he was addictive.

Why he didn't look ordinary he had blue glasses on

just because he had blue glaces

money

Ethan and I saw this morning

excuse me wasn't it your father I was talking to you this morning.

Yes, you're going to film are you not

oh no, no, we're going to hospital to visit the cigar

Oh, I see. I'm sorry. My mistake

I think I'm going to faint

the being followed I know we are no nonsense

I wouldn't go into that station for 1000 pounds Taxi

Harris

you got the money

all right. It's one of George's

got any money of your own?

No, he wouldn't have done I never have about you

if I knew something like this would happen. I knew it all the Time steady

old girls today we mustn't lose our hinge

All right, how can it be it's not even the right color

no doesn't funny

excuse me can I get to anything else?

Oh no no no no no no no

if you don't mind sir we're rather busy and we need to table

up quite a cash tish is over there sir

were over there sir oh

there's will you get the hat and we'll know Will you buy the gear will I get my hat and coat ?

No No Give me the ticket I'll get your hat and coat

well as you wish

yes sir

Your culture

your change sir

one moment please

he wants you at the desk sir

charged to one and six too much sir. Oh,

God keep it Keep it keep it

honest is the best policy oh

now you've all seen the lady I want you to watch her very very closely indeed.

She's a very slippery customer. So don't take your eyes off for a second

I just hide the lady and it's your place to find it

identified with a full bag of cards but we'll just play with three as we haven't got very much time

you know I always win this game.

Can I have off of southern well this is you're gonna have to pay out of view behave yourself by man.

Won't you ever go sir No thanks I do not play your condo but when did this game really?

I'm not invested gentlemen allow me to remind him his own

It's my money or losing not yours.

Come on be a sport. No really long with abundant no it is not I've no change what do you want change?

I don't think I've anything less then a five pound not

five Thank you very much are you at this game there's the lady watching very closely again.

I'm I put in the same place you never know.

Well, on the middle on the end of lunch, no clear bloating.

To go

Did you get anything off yourself? No, practically nothing.

Thank you

Well, it's a thought

I'll never get over it as long as I live

what happened?

And Now ladies, and those who have paid for their tickets,

the veteran legends from paris any woman that looked lovely in one of these,

and any husband would be delighted to pay for it.

So much for the top dressing so to speak.

We come next to the underwear.

No woman could fail to protect her husband in one of these

toes what? And so to be honest citizens and the dismay of the evildoer.

Let's listen to the commissioner telling them all about it.

Third degree methods may work in other countries, but here we must resort to more settled methods to obtain audit evidence.

Believe me 90% of our convictions are thanks to evidence obtained

when the criminal and his associates are blissfully unaware that they are even under suspicion.

There is an old proverb which you should all remember.

ball flies I'll call it with honey than with vinegar.

I do hope your answers better

Singapore on the next boat

Good afternoon.

Hey. Yes. Is Mr. Radford him?

No, he's gone to Birmingham. He won't be back too late to talk also.

Can I give him any message?

Oh no, don't bother. I'll call back about eight

. yes do.

It used to be the greenhouse. All the while is for him today.

Allow me. My arms are longer than yours.

Thank you. He just knows untidy well.

My husband's we meaning to fix them, but he's been so busy lately.

He's in the paper trade isn't he?

Yes. For newspapers?

Oh no, he only deals in verifying quality papers

good enough for what should we say banknotes.

I only know his whole thing.

Is that alright? But really,

I don't know why I'm getting a complete stranger helped me like this.

Why not? My car

Detective Inspector step Criminal Investigation Department new Scotland Yard.

Are you a detective?

I am. Do I look like one?

You certainly don't look like a policeman.

Well, that's something to be thankful for.

With my husband,

well, I'm just making a few inquiries and I thought Mr. Redford might be able to give me a little information.

Nothing's sensational. Nobody murdered.

Just one of those Dell commercial cases. Oh,

I'm sure if my husband can help you. He will.

You never know. Particularly if he gets round a lot.

Birmingham, for instance, but that's about his nearest place.

Sometimes he has to go to Newcastle and Liverpool.

Never as far as Scotland I expect?

Yes. Glasgow quite a lot. Really?

You know, I used to have a friend of mine in the same line of business

and used to have to go quite often to Amsterdam and Brussels.

Exactly where my husband has to go sometimes

Amsterdam and Brussels as he did it. He knows this friend of

yours. I shouldn't be a bit surprised if he did

ask him tonight I will.

My daughter my sister and her husband

do just let me introduce you there will be terribly interested in meeting a real detective

now you free I bet you're never guessed who this is.

Nobody I know.

Pray seems familiar. But name escapes man.

This is Detective Inspector stack from Scotland

Scotland Yard. Well, you need to look like where did he come to lock you all up to couldn't look worse.

I'm so sorry. If they've all been up to something. I don't know what to do.

Nothing to get you to people looking at us like

Oh, I'm sure you do

well, Inspector, I

call in again tonight and see Mr. Radford? Yes

Do

Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

He couldn't possibly be there. What's the matter with you?

It's a one that he didn't think you wouldn't have trucks or something

that was he really from Scotland Yard wanting to see dead

of course Good heavens.

As you were

getting out of this. This is What's the matter

arresting and prison and penal servitude? That's the matter,

it's coming I'm gonna pick up Oh no, you're

not gonna nothing till you told me what's wrong? What have you done?

What me? I've done nothing. No, don't

you stop trying to blame it onto us now. A

mother it's dead dead? Yes.

He told us last night that he was a crook.

We went for years every penny to talk with a big gang all addicts in

the world after all sorts of days get data showed

up years and years.

Nobody's leaving this room until I understand exactly what it's all about.

Dad told us last night that he's a forger.

Told you when Lucy and Bernard here and Harold

Oh, he told her to Yes. And he says it's been in a few years

working with a big international gang.

swindling banks everywhere Jim COVID in bonds.

is working for the gang to workpiece B is how he kept it away from you.

Oh, I can explain in three seconds just why he's getting it from me

and yet told you all about it last night.

Why? Because he knew you were for silly fools who believe any nonsense he told you.

What about the inspector that's making a few inquiries about some commercial keys.

So he says do have some sense even if you have lived in Singapore.

The story of Dead was all nonsense just made up to frighten you

but you can't prove it.

I can you see this book

a great bank mystery

well if you want to know the rest of the story about that gang

you'll find it all in here

Well, if you want my opinion this is a bit thick,

frightening people like that. I've had an awful day.

Every time I've set eyes on a policeman bloods run cold.

I might be ill for weeks

and never say anything down again.

It was silly of George to frighten her so poor little Elsie,

what about US Dorothy ? I've been worried to death about George ever since he tells that story.

Very worried. Really worried indeed.

And so have I.

I do think Dorothy he owes us some consideration.

Oh, you do a yes, I do. I think the least you can do is to help out

by that little business we've been talking about.

I think you're both the limit.

What do you mean when you thought he might be arrested?

All you thought about was yourselves.

I had to stop you from going out of that door.

Well, now, I'm not stopping you.

You can pet can go as soon as you like. Well,

that's a nice thing to say to a sister, isn't it? No, it

isn't Lucy but that's how I feel.

Yeah, come on. Lucy. We are packing we don't stay where we are not wanted.

I just love we turned out to be wrong enough wrong

Did you mind if firing upheld and asked him to come over tonight?

Was it because of that he brought it down.

And he can't really love you, my dear. When you can't blame for not wanting to marry the daughter of a crook.

Cann't you where's your pride, darling?

Identity where my pride comes in. After all, it was a joke.

Well, if it were me, I should prove him.

Now to kill him last night was a joke.

Ask him if he still wants to break off the engagement

that would be a fair test.

All right, mother. I do that

that side darling.

What is the commercial case?

Commercial case? I don't think I know exactly the

bothering old operation now by the downlighter

lighter Don't be funny.

Get on downstairs.

Moderation take

Hello, what are you doing here?

I just wanted to speak to LC Well, she's about some one

travel lights. My motto travel life

looks like it.

The lady was

women's gowns. Oh man, women's gowns?

I would drink their mind if I do first to work backing pipe you Oh, yes. Not trying to dandy.

I got a brother they all there's nothing for me down here.

No, not the right kind of opening.

They tried to persuade me to take on an agency for business supplies

kept called Simpson.

I simply wanted to go to business supplies when there's no business

stumbling, you know, Oh, I like to be on the moon.

oh we just did a bit of a realm or or

a bit of a Realm says you

know if I hadn't a sense I wouldn't be here neither.

Of course you wouldn't. And there's one or you will find out too before every month all my

marriage is a mug's game.

Yes. Well, it's not marriage I'm talking about. Oh, you

mean you wouldn't be here because of what he said last night.

But of course, leg pull. All we take it in turn. Sometimes he pulled my leg sometimes I pull his last night was his turn.

How do you mean that? leg pull?

Yes, Rod. You gotta gotta have a book we've just been reading.

Okay, are you sure? Well, I

know a book when I see one don't I.

Is LC now? Older Filipinos alright.

Well, I wonder why she didn't tell me on the telephone.

Well, she isn't going to tell him not good.

Oh, see? Keep the old man's game up for him

a possibility isn't it? Yeah.

Look here. Don't tell her you've told me that it was all a joke.

Oh, I hope it works. Both for her sake and her father's

seven run

hello, LC

Hello. Hello. You see I came as soon as I could.

Oh, yeah. Again, I just any objections? It doesn't matter to me.

Who's ya? That I can tell you one that won't be held again for a very long time.

Not as some people bet on their bended knees and that's me.

You read the banner. You rang for taxi? Certainly not

via calories bags.

Is what comes given the old country of John's

who goes on the temps out east. Come see me now.

Love chips and other chips.

Anybody think you've been in front of China to hear your talk?

What chaps no matter what chaps I hate carrying these bags

got a secret Harold.

Come along. What's the matter with you can you not hurry

All right. All right. All right

I look here to see I want to apologize to you about last night.

See, I haven't time to think

about what? What about you and me?

After all, What's it matter to us what your father isn't does?

Do you really mean that? Oh, sure.

Think of a disgrace of dads found out?

Never mind. We'll stick it.

After all, your father was exaggerating a bit, wasn't it?

Oh, no. No, Dad's not that sort.

Now I'm stubborn if he'd say anything for talking to God believe a word he says.

Can't you know, I know he's an awful.

I hope he hasn't said anything to you.

Oh, no. Of course not. It's alright.

Thank heavens. I'm not like them they.

Stick to conspectus I suppose this is part of the job to Ah.

Oh no. Now he's coming tonight to see dad.

Okay, what's going on in this house?

That your father tells us all this stuff about being a crook,

then you don't go to this is all a joke. It's all a joke.

And you let me think you didn't know what does it matter?

It matters a lot when fed up with this.

s it a joke or isn't it? But why is he coming here?

Give me yourself. He'll be here soon.

Wait for them. It's their business of mine.

Hello. I thought you'd gone.

I have Oh.

What's happened?

Was I right? Do you know that you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

So I must say it worked wonders.

Do you know Mr. Fitton last night that pretended he was a crook.

Mr. Redford. How could you?

So they told you to me? We are Bernard and Lucy. I'm good.

I hope so. Oh? Oh.

Ah, thanks even thinking that of Mr. Redfield?

Well, they'll be thinking I'm a crook. Next day

all the

what me?

Never did anybody in here. I'm sorry.

You just a bit of fun on my path. That's all.

I've seen their faces when they came home and found me with the detective.

Oh, didn't I tell you such a nice man. He's making some inquiries about a commercial case.

Here's his car. He'll be here any minute now.

You won't have quite a nice chat.

I'm sure we shall. Well, I

better run up and look after Lt. Yesterday.

We should have seen their faces if the screen

was here what's the idea? I don't know.

I don't believe in this commercial case. Why?

You're looking I don't like this. Don't get into a panic.

Look here. Do you better stay here for a bit there may be quite a lot for you to do.

Pop out through the garden Joe and don't come back till I call you see

a Joe. Joe. Keep down down

Good evening. Good evening. Mr. Redfin.

Yes, that's my name, sir. My name is stack.

What detective inspectors Stack? Oh, yes.

My wife told me you call this afternoon do come in.

Yeah. We're very glad to see you, Inspector. Thank you.

You'll find a pig there

as well. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, can I get you a drink?

Oh, no. cigar, no, nothing, nothing, nothing at all.

We'll come and sit down. Thank you. Well, this is very interesting to me, you know, inspector.

I've never had the pleasure of talking to anybody from Scotland Yard before.

I don't suppose you have mr. red.

Why haven't I say you must have an exciting sort of life huge epicenter?

Different from some of us not as exciting as people seem to think

most of our routine work very long hours of that not many quiet evenings at home.

Oh, that's a pitty Mrs. Red from the statement this afternoon, July to be quiet at home with your greenhouse.

Oh, my wife and daughter. They often laugh at me and they think I'm a very dull old stick

still. I've known wives and children go sadly wrong about men

thinking they were leading one sort of life.

When all the time they were leading a very different sort of life

is that so? Never struck that myself.

It really was, ya know, I can't recall the case. At the moment

You surprised me? I continue inspector. Of course I should read it. You didn't like it.

But I can't imagine for the life of me.

Why you've taken the trouble to come and see me

trouble is nothing to ask Mr. Redfin if the case is beginner

watching. Well believe that show you one spoke very much. If you read this,

what the Greek bank mystery is I finished it yesterday.

Rather Farfetch. You grow these yourself? What are you interested in tomato?

Well, I got some beauties out here in the greenhouse like Sam.

Yes, pretty much. Long. Come on. I haven't read it. I think gardening is the most healthy hobby. I'm gonna go in for them to

all different fertilizers most interesting. Yeah. Tell me.

Have you ever seen better tomatoes then those

splendid? I'm totally proud of my tell you. Have you read that book?

I have. Oh, what did you think of it? Well, today is rather far fetched.

Well, I thought they would reminds me of a case that we've been working on now

and our other office for over three years. Really?

Over three years. Maybe we should win in the end. We can't lose.

Why should hope not expect a we taxpayers want to see something for our money now?

Sometimes very slow. Yes. But you're sure. Isn't that it?

That's it. Mr. Red. You see, for the last four years at least has been a game.

Very clever, well organized game

who've been engaged in counterfeiting bank notes and Treasury notes now.

Well, I wouldn't have thought that possible. Here's one of their notes.

If you'd like to have a look at it. Why

thank you inspector.

If this is a fakie to take me would really. I'm not an expert, you know, but I am in the paper trade. Now. I understand. Mr. Ray wouldn't hesitate a

minute to give anybody changed for this chap.

Isn't it marvelous what they can do?

Oh, there are a lot. Oh, they must be

Mm. But at last we getting results.

Yes. Hundreds of little details that hadn't been very much for months,

and now beginning to look like something just like a jigsaw puzzle.

Of course, there are still a few pieces missing. But not many, not many.

It's only a question of time now. Well, that's good, isn't it?

cast iron solid evidence

I say you must be feeling awfully pleased with yourself.

So we should like it better still. If we could just mop it all up now.

Well, of course, naturally, you would. I hope I'm not boring. You mister.

No, no, not at all. It's most interesting to be rolling.

You'll see it works like this. In these cases.

We come across a nice little nest of clues and say Birmingham, Birmingham.

Well, it's funny. I was there only today.

And amongst those clues. It's a name. I know several names in the notebook.

Now this name turned up somewhere else, perhaps blouse girl, perhaps Amsterdam.

And the owner of that name is perhaps passing himself off

as a cloud respectable citizen and businessman.

And he thinks he's safe.

You follow me? I should think I do. Inspector.

poor devil. I can see it all you know, this chap, he imagines he's safe.

And of course, he isn't. Okay, because you've got a lot of evidence against him.

Yes, a lot of evidence. And of course, it's solid evidence,

that wouldn't make you look silly.

If you took such a quiet, respectable chap into a police go?

Well, that's not quite it. Because in this instance, we haven't bothered to pile up the solid evidences yet.

But we got one or two interesting little bits. Would you like to hear them?

Why wouldn't they? Well, then, for example, we know that a member of this counterfeiting ring arrived in Glasgow

from the continent on the 23rd of last month,

and was met by one of his Confederates here,

and we are pretty sure that we can prove that this clad respectable citizen that we've been talking about

was also in Glasgow on the 23rd of last month.

On the 23rd of last month, that reminds me of something I don't know what it is exactly,

but not that I was in Glasgow myself here now. As a matter of fact, I live in Newcastle

and so it was this man from the continent. That was a little trap.

You walk straight into it. Did I.

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you inspector.

You're a bit too sharp for me. I shouldn't be surprised.

Oh, no. What I was about to say was, I remember the 23rd of last month,

because our building club here had its annual outing,

you know up the river first and finished off at the Palladium.

And I was with them, or about about 20 of us there were.

Wasn't that what they call an alibi?

We're going to expect if I was that man, when you were silly enough to rush me into court.

Well, that's the sort of thing an alibi like that.

Which would make you all look very foolish. I imagine.

Wouldn't it? Cause not that I know anything about these things? Not really. You know

but I've read an awful lot of those detective yards

I you ware that man , we were talking about,

you know, what I'd say to you can't imagine I say to you straight

look here, we know you're in this. And sooner or later, we should be able to prove it.

But we want quick results. Tell us all you know now,

and we won't even try to prove anything against you

of course inspector. I am. I can't answer for this man.

nevermind make an effort and try

still, I tend to you know, I tend to the the first thing I say to you would be

You're bluffing. You know what I'd reply to that.

Just give him two addresses. 59 Paul Road, Glasgow and 17, Bellingham Street, Newcastle.

Isn't that interesting? So you'd find it interesting. All right.

I say do Go on, tell me some more.

Listen to it. And let's drop this nonsense and talk straight go on.

You're in this counterfeiting game. I don't know you and you know that I know.

Now that straight talking, isn't it?

Don't know whether it's straight or not. It seems to be very offensive talking

come along. Now. Tell us all, you know, put the game into our hands, and we'll forget about you.

And if you don't, you'll get all the judge can give you and that's plenty.

Now than. What do you say?

Well, this is what I say inspector stack.

My name is George Redfin, I'm in the paper trade and I can prove it.

I'm well known as a decent, respectable citizen in the household.

I've been swindled myself in lifetime,

but if ever I've injured any man, woman or child then it's news to me,

and you haven't enough evidence against me to take me as far as that door,

and you know it. You'll give me a bit more time

and I'll take you a lot further than that door.

Good evening, Inspector. Good evening, Mrs. Radford

having an interesting talk there.

Yes, they're very we shall be long now.

Shall we inspector that's cool.

But that you remember all that stuff?

All those little books from the shipping companies obviously got to amuse yourself with you

asked me to bring in now whether when she comes in

certainly thank you well,

what do you say? Well, my daughter has been warning me for a long time now

and it'll take it away somewhere and I

I think she could do with a change.

So goodnight. Businesses is slack does you know, I

I think I might go away for a nice long sea voyage.

Oh you do do you're far well i don't know.

I should think so. Australia bye perhaps India.

Please might pick up something new in the way of business and see the world you know,

I always wanted to do that trip myself.

I hate to stop another man from going Yes,

well of course I shouldn't like to see you even try inspector

just for your own sake you know.

awkward things though ships you can't get off when you want to. That's the trouble

an English ship you know, is a safe to ask as an English police court.

Is it is really an English ship is

when you have nowhere to find me if you wanted me then wouldn't do it.

I think so. Redfin, that's that

Well, thank you so much for calling inspector. I've enjoyed the show.

Well, it's been a real treat to me. A peek behind the scenes.

Somebody to tell my friends about this is good.

Any friend of yours Mr. Redfin is always interesting to me.

That's really nice of you. You wouldn't like to take me around and introduce me would you

shouldn't think that would be necessary inspector

can I get you a taxi?

Yo

what's happened? What's Enough, quite enough?

Now listen, Joe, it's up to you now.

Go straight to Westerberg it doesn't matter whether you eat or what he's doing. You've got to see him tonight.

Tell him a Scotland Yard about the Glasgow and Newcastle addresses.

Yeah, we have done them. No were not. Not at all they know yet and it's gonna be all to

tell Westerburg It's Plan B now or nothing or some precious system.

He knows what to do. And how often am I working on plan B in this moment,

and he'd been a while Amsterdam for me. I split the middle and myself. Have you got that?

Have a quick hello

Hello, Johnny.

Redford is it . Yes, yes, yes. Don't

bother about that. Oh, man.

Everything's in Birmingham. But listen, John.

I just had a fella from Scotland here.

And you know how these chaps got about Charlie?

Well, he was saying he didn't think business would be any too good for the next few months.

Oh, well, I thought of taking that little holiday. I've been promising myself for some time.

You know what we used to call plan B.

You remember our little joke about that? Oh, plan B?

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Holland. Holland. Of course.

Yes. All right. Ready? To the well being?

You didn't get arrested there? No. Did I just managed to escape?

Oh, you didn't tell him what a beautiful crook you were yourself.

No need to do. He knew it already.

What was that about getting away?

You've got to brighten up brighten up tremendously,

because you're going to help your mother to pack.

You don't need me. We're gonna close up this house and you're going to start on your travel.

Oh mother how much graciously

you will take your mother to Amsterdam. Why can't you come with us?

Oh, well. I am ever wanted here just for a bit you know darling

I'll join you as soon as I'm free. Why Amsterdam?

Well, because from there we will travel on one of those dutch boats

dutch for that much more comfortable, you know,

English boats are just like police courts

nowhere at all. No, no, follow the Sun mother.

Mediterranean, Egypt, India. Rangoon, Singapore.

No dad, you needn't tell me you haven't been up to something.

Well, whoa. Right mother dear I

I need not tell you when I was happy.

Are they back again?

Hello, yes, Jolly.

Watching the seaports but what about Croydon?

I see.

No, no, I'll just have to take my chance like the rest at all.

Yes. Oh, oh.

Oh, they're quite all right. Thank heavens.

Following the sun.

Yes. Well, thanks very much, Johnny.

Same to you, old man. Good Bye. Good luck.

Mr. George Redfield? Yes. That's me sergeant ?

I think you've seen me before.

On the local station.

Oh, yes. I know you well by sight.

I heard you might be going away.

Yes, that's right. Well, sir. We were wondering if you'd like to be vice president of our sports meeting this year.

Well, you you've come round for a subscription.

How much do you say sergeant ?

Three guineas all here.

Take five pounds. Good luck.

Oh, thank you, sir. I'll send you along the official receipt.

All right. Thank you. Have a fine day for it

Thanks. Good day. Good day, sir.