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Hit me again, Nat.
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Hey there, fella.
My eyes are up here.
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Bottoms up.
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How's that soup there, boss?
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It's probably cold.
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Well, at least the oyster
crackers are still shipshape.
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So, is the wife dying?
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- What?
- Or did she pass away already?
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Is that what you're
over here drinking at?
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I'm just after some
peace and quiet.
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Well, that's good
news about the wife.
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Family. Man's top treasure.
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Your house didn't
burn down, did it?
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Look, mister, I got
enough problems of my own.
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I don't need you coming in here
and making up more for me, okay?
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Wait, I got it. It just hit
me. You're just a good man.
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You worked hard your whole life to give
this family the life that they deserve,
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and it adds up to
you're drowning in debt.
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And all the latest-greatest, useless
junk. And your ulcer and hemorrhoids.
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Of course, not heartburn, like you
guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar,
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makes laying down to sleep
every night a torture.
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But who needs sleep?
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When they gave your job of 30
years to some floating tin can
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and your dignity
along with it, right?
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So, it's no surprise, no shame.
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But you're over here daydreaming
the getaway of a lifetime,
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straight down, right
off the nearest bridge.
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I'll tell you, the fact that
you haven't slugged me yet,
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it means that you've got
enough hope left in you
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to hear the one word that
is gonna save your life.
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You get hit a lot?
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Well, every time I'm wrong.
But it's been a while.
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You left out the
part I got a daughter
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who don't pick up the
phone when I call.
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You got a magic word
that fixes that one?
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First, I just wanna show
you something, okay?
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What's that?
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That is from the
Sea of Serenity.
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It's 243,000 miles above us,
on the bright side of the moon.
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My son picked that out for me.
That's my prized possession.
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Wow.
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Well, there you go.
You said it yourself.
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- What?
- "Wow."
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That's the one word none
of us can live without.
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And I will promise you
this, hand on heart,
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{\an8}hundreds of happy folks to
vouch. You'll be saying,
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{\an8}"Wow, I love living
on the moon."
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- That's another thing I can't afford.
- Where'd you see a price tag?
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I'm not stupid, mister.
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No, you're just so beat down,
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you see something you like,
you think it's out of reach.
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Hey there, fella.
My eyes are up here.
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- Is this the one here with the pool? Or...
- That's the same model that I'm in.
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I'll tell you what, it's big enough
that you can invite the mother-in-law
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and not see her for days.
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You have that?
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Yep. Me and my family,
right there in the C-Plex.
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Wow.
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Why don't I take it home?
I'll give it a think.
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Oh, right. The pros and cons.
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Exactly.
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You know who does pros and
cons? Hunks of metal like her.
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Which is why she'll never fall in
love or drive too fast or have kids
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or do any of the crazy things
that make life worth the price.
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And it's why she's stuck
in the same day, every day.
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While fools like me and you,
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we get to dream on
a better tomorrow.
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Shit. You're smiling.
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- You know that?
- Jesus Christ. This is nuts.
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How's it feel to be back among the
living? This time, don't let it slip away.
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- What's that?
- That's just what we said.
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Zero down, 150 a month, and
it's yours for a scribble.
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Hey. You wake up tomorrow, you
don't like it, we rip it right up.
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But, you know what?
There is a catch, though.
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You've got to promise me that
you're gonna call your daughter.
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And you tell her life is
too short and you love her.
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And her room is ready
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whenever she wants to fly up
and spend some time with Dad.
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Okay.
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Morning, friend.
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Hello, neighbor.
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Have a bright, smiling day.
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All right, honey.
I'll see you tonight.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Hi, there. I'm out
delivering smiles.
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Such a nice bird.
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Here's my next stop.
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Oops. After you.
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Hi, there. I'm out
delivering smiles.
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No one here is not a
dreamer, am I right?
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Not in a world like this,
where you can have it all.
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And that's what I want
for you and your families.
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You wake up to the earthrise
out your bedroom window.
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Your wife out on
her lunar garden.
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Your boy shagging flies
on the zero-G diamond.
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That's the dream you all
deserve. I mean, come on.
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Why should the rich and the famous get
our moon all to themselves? No, sir.
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The Brightside,
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that's a place for real people
to start fresh, unwind, retire.
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Not to mention, you own an asset
your kids will be grateful for.
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So, please, take a
minute. Just a minute.
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And sit down with our
top-notch sales associates.
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And start living your brighter
tomorrow, today. All right?
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All right. Thanks for
listening. Thank you.
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Warm room, Jack. Nice work.
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I'm gonna have cramping from
all the closing shakes in here.
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I think I may have enjoyed
your speech the most of anyone.
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Good. Okay.
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Ed, you take the new
parents up front.
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Remind them life is
still fun sometimes.
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Easy money. God,
how babies adore me.
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Herb, you take Granny and
Gramps. Golf, golf, and no taxes.
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Got it, got it, and got it.
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No excuses for not
cleaning up in here.
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I can close in here with multiple
seeping cold sores, okay?
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And I'm going to have an
excellent sales performance.
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- I think I just said that.
- Hey, guys.
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Remember, we're
not just selling.
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- We're changing lives.
- Changing lives.
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- Got it. Got it.
- Done.
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You see that gentleman over
there and his daughter?
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They're ready to go.
Take care of him, okay?
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Upgrades, perks,
everything we got.
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Usually I run those by HQ.
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Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them
so much goddamn money tonight,
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we can afford to be good people.
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Mr. Jack Billings, please.
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- Damn it.
- What?
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It's from the
moon. Stan Jenkins.
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He wants us pushing through
to Vistaville tomorrow.
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Well, he's an idiot.
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There's good money here, and
that's an all-night drive.
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Easy, Shirl. He did build
this company from scratch.
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And now he's sitting on the moon
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thinking he knows our
turf better than we do.
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Yeah, so maybe
he's an idiot too.
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But don't the
folks of Vistaville
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deserve to live their
dreams like everybody else?
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Whizzing out to second. Leaving
fliers flying in all six zones.
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I've been thinking
about what you said, Ed.
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About moving up there.
The moon might be nice.
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Yeah, not for your husband.
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So everybody gets
what they deserve.
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No. Yeah? Really?
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Yeah? Well then, here I come,
Vistaville, 'cause my baby and me...
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are going to the moon. Really?
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You ever worked Vistaville? Just
any tips from past experience.
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Yeah, but it was forever ago.
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You sound almost worried, Jack.
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Seven up, and what a whiz that
is. Boy, I thought that was it.
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Yes. Come on.
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What's this fun time
about to cost you?
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A medium amount, Shirley. We
never assume defeat. Come on.
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And the throw's
in, and he's out.
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- No, he's not!
- No zone!
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You cross-eyed half-wit
limp-noodle bums!
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Was that your big plan
to get us up there?
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I got some family there, is all.
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That's great. I mean, family
is a top source of inspiration.
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And motivation.
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Like, I think I told you
my Betty is expecting.
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Twins. Which they say is two
and a half times the cost.
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{\an8}I keep telling her, I've been working
with Brightside two months now.
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- Well, nine weeks, almost.
- Yeah, we're here, Herb.
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Of course. Perfect.
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Yeah. Why don't you head
in? I got a stop to make.
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Whatever it is,
I'd love to help.
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You just start ringing those
doorbells and fill the seats for me.
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Which I can do. Of
course. You know?
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Got it. Thanks.
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Good morning, guest. Can
I help with your bags?
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You win again.
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- Oh, Ma.
- Jacky. Come.
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Your note said you
were dying. Come on.
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Well, you wish it were true.
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- No.
- One of these days it will be,
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and you'll regret every minute
you left me alone in this gulag.
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It's been a busy couple
of months for me.
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I'm with a new outfit, Regional
Manager. I think I told you.
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Doesn't matter, Jacky.
Nothing matters anymore.
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It's all too sad
in too many ways.
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I know. But whatever it is, we
always get through it, right?
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Not this time.
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It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie.
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She's in the hospital.
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Run down outside her house by one
of those vans with the goddamn bird.
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And poor Joey.
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Your baby boy's mother in a
coma. How can anyone stand it?
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Yeah, I know.
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You know what?
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I don't know...
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He's, you know...
He's almost 20 now.
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He wouldn't even recognize me.
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Don't try to fool me, Jack.
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I can tell, you're heartbroken.
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Ma, she hasn't been
my Marie for 18 years.
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And, sure, we all wish
it worked out better.
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But I think everybody has
moved on except for you.
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It's not too late. Go see them.
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They don't need me
screwing things up for them
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more than they already are.
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What a wiz you are,
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for talking yourself out
of every hard part of life!
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I'm here, aren't I?
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Hey, how is the new
room working out?
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This garden view is nice, huh?
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You were the same
with your father.
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You know, I got people
to meet. Gotta go.
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Don't leave yet, Jacky.
Five more minutes.
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Love you, Ma. Next time, okay?
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Go see them! Your boy needs you.
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Three, two, one, blastoff.
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To a new beginning
beyond the stars.
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Luna, mother of dreams.
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First, she was Earth's most
critical mining resource,
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then the play-place
of the upper crust.
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But now, thanks to visionary
entrepreneur Mr. Stanley Jenkins
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and the Brightside Corporation,
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she is host to the moon-based
community all of us deserve.
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Our collection of
fully-furnished
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and value-priced units
fit the family budget.
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Good morning, son. Big
sales conference tonight.
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Home is where the happiness
is, not the headaches.
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Where you're free and
easy to be your best.
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To live, love, and laugh,
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and leave the strains and stresses
of yesterday's world behind.
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So join Buck Manzell,
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{\an8}star of television's
Space Sheriff,
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and the rest of our exclusive club of
daring pioneers and happy families.
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And start living your
brighter tomorrow, today.
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Jacky, boy! You read me?
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Still caught up in that
goddamn terrestrial rat race?
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Loud and clear, Buck!
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That's the fellow from Space
Sheriff, Leann. That's him!
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Imagine he came by
for a cup of sugar.
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Then let me tell these good
folks. True as Texas toast,
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00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:45,215
ain't nothing but ice teas
and real-deal living up here.
238
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,425
No neckties, tax men.
239
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:52,304
No mosquitoes or traffic jams.
240
00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:56,308
So, who's the goddamn
genius now, Jack?
241
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:59,603
Well, you said it, Buck.
Thanks for calling in.
242
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:06,194
And don't none of you forget,
ain't no law in the stars but me.
243
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:13,158
Well, you heard it straight
from Buck, so, I won't
244
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,494
waste your good time
telling you twice.
245
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:21,375
But, when I think of the Brightside,
my wife out in our lunar garden
246
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:25,796
and my boy shagging flies
on our zero-G diamond.
247
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,507
My...
248
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:31,386
My beautiful family...
249
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,773
You know what?
Explain this to me.
250
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:48,903
We live with miracles
at our fingertips.
251
00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:53,240
We fly to the stars, we split atoms.
We got robots taking out the trash.
252
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,326
Why...
253
00:17:55,327 --> 00:18:00,790
are we all still waiting
to live our dreams?
254
00:18:01,374 --> 00:18:02,375
It...
255
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,711
Well, there's a technical
term for that in my business.
256
00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,422
That's called a shit deal.
257
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:11,258
Our best days are piling
up in the rearview,
258
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:16,263
and that hope that
keeps us going,
259
00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:18,225
it's wearing down to the bone.
260
00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:23,313
Some of us are losing
people we love.
261
00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:25,273
And just like that,
262
00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:30,195
any day now, that
turns into too late.
263
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,322
Gone forever.
264
00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:36,117
Because every day that
we're not living for now...
265
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:42,249
right now, we're
waiting around dying.
266
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,336
One empty promise at a time.
267
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:49,464
I'm not waiting around
anymore, goddamn it.
268
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,176
And neither should you.
269
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:57,430
The time is now...
270
00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:02,143
and regret's a killer
worse than death.
271
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,464
There's still a lot they
haven't heard about yet.
272
00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,218
Can we agree that hopelessness
is not a top-seller?
273
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:38,054
Thanks for coming out, folks.
274
00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:13,089
Congratulations, Joey, on
your new home in the stars.
275
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:14,883
Thanks, Herb.
276
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:16,717
You know, to be honest,
277
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:19,262
this is actually coming
at a pretty great time.
278
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,348
And that speech...
279
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,435
you know, I felt like he
was talking right to me.
280
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,855
Anyway, thanks again.
281
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:33,902
You look like a man who
likes his personal space.
282
00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,404
Have a look at Kepler Crater.
283
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:40,242
Big lots, very quiet,
beautiful views.
284
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,745
What about all them aliens?
285
00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,498
Well, not to put too
fine a point on it,
286
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:49,750
but, there's no such thing.
287
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,253
Yeah, says you.
288
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,300
You don't know me,
but I know you.
289
00:20:57,884 --> 00:20:59,593
And we both know the
same other person.
290
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:03,264
And he said you've been losing
too many bets to stay healthy.
291
00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,057
Well, wait.
292
00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:07,893
What do you think I'm doing here?
Besides getting that person their money.
293
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,229
Come on, here, okay? Here.
294
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:13,984
Come back in the morning, I
will definitely have more, okay?
295
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:17,445
Okay?
296
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:30,250
Nurse Grayton to the holographic
operating theater, please.
297
00:21:40,969 --> 00:21:42,178
Mr. Billings?
298
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,476
I bought a D-Plex today,
at the sales conference.
299
00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:51,688
All thanks to you. Joey Shorter.
300
00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:57,151
Hey, kid. Nice to meet you. I
think... I must be on the wrong floor.
301
00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,947
Oh, yeah. I mean, this floor
has got the pretty tough cases.
302
00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:04,575
Is that your mom in there?
303
00:22:04,576 --> 00:22:05,785
Yeah.
304
00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,540
- Very sorry, kid.
- It's okay.
305
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:17,421
- Well, wish I knew what to say.
- Well, what you said this morning
306
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:20,102
really made all the difference in
the world, Mr. Billings. You know?
307
00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:23,344
I haven't let myself
look forward to anything,
308
00:22:23,345 --> 00:22:24,720
since all this happened.
309
00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:27,265
Well, that means the world
to hear you say that, kid.
310
00:22:31,186 --> 00:22:33,980
- Can I tell you something, Joey?
- Sure.
311
00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:47,410
I'm gonna upgrade you
to a nicer unit, on me.
312
00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:50,287
That way, if your dad
or your girlfriend
313
00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:53,250
- wants to come up and visit...
- That's amazing.
314
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,422
I mean, I don't really have
a girlfriend or a dad, but...
315
00:23:01,216 --> 00:23:03,717
Well, hey, you're doing
great without them.
316
00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:06,346
And your mom is a real
lucky lady to have you.
317
00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:08,682
Thanks, mister.
318
00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:26,949
"Congratulations. A fantastic
new world awaits you.
319
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:29,828
Welcome to the Brightside
Lunar Residences..."
320
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:39,461
Another round of the good stuff.
321
00:23:39,462 --> 00:23:42,548
Anybody tells you that the flush
mechanism on the men's urinal
322
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:46,468
is an accident-free device is
a liar and a liability, okay?
323
00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:48,178
You mean the thing
you just push down?
324
00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:51,015
That's very funny, Shirley. I
may never shake your hand again.
325
00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:52,975
Then it's good you didn't
have any sales to close today.
326
00:23:52,976 --> 00:23:54,143
Oh, Herb.
327
00:23:54,144 --> 00:23:58,022
You know, somehow your closing
one is sadder than my zero.
328
00:23:58,023 --> 00:23:59,899
Technically, it's better.
329
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,568
Yeah, shut up, Herb... See,
this is the true tragedy
330
00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:05,154
of Jack fucking us and
leaving us to die in a ditch.
331
00:24:05,155 --> 00:24:07,114
It sets brother against brother.
332
00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:09,700
Don't blame Jack you
got beat up by a urinal,
333
00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:11,493
if you're really
sticking with that story.
334
00:24:11,494 --> 00:24:14,580
Urinal all the way, Shirley.
And why stop at Jack?
335
00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:18,542
It's every boss who ever shat the bed
and made his loyal troops lie in it.
336
00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:22,004
Like Stan freaking Jenkins
up there on the goddamn moon.
337
00:24:22,005 --> 00:24:24,924
Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't
even know we exist down here,
338
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:28,260
let alone sweat and
bleed and need money,
339
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:32,223
and get unjustly
fucking crippled.
340
00:24:32,224 --> 00:24:35,643
If Jack is really gone,
do we still have a job?
341
00:24:35,644 --> 00:24:38,103
We have until someone
says we don't.
342
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:41,982
'Cause I'll probably need to
inform Betty if I'm unemployed.
343
00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:45,277
All right, nobody get more
hysterical. Jack's coming back.
344
00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:47,780
I will give you
five-to-fucking-one on that.
345
00:24:47,781 --> 00:24:49,990
There would have to be
a really good reason
346
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,494
for Jack to just leave us
to die alone in a ditch.
347
00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:55,120
And while he did
look pretty upset,
348
00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:57,581
he definitely would have
told us if he actually was,
349
00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,292
because our team is like
our family, except at work.
350
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:02,712
So, probably everything
is just fine.
351
00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:08,176
- Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better.
- Good.
352
00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:16,309
Yeah, come in.
353
00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:20,689
Here to make your
stay more pleasant.
354
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,900
Wait.
355
00:25:46,298 --> 00:25:47,883
Have a wonderful evening.
356
00:26:34,262 --> 00:26:38,183
Hello, guest. May I help you
with your transportation?
357
00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:42,604
Mr. Billings?
358
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:45,940
- Mr. Billings!
- Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat.
359
00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:47,524
Hey. Yeah, I hate
to trouble you,
360
00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:49,735
but I think there's been a
mix-up with my application.
361
00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,030
See, I got this this
morning from the moon.
362
00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:54,950
I guess I must have gotten
rejected or something.
363
00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,201
Yeah. These...
364
00:26:57,202 --> 00:27:00,162
It's the damn finance guys,
they're not even half-human.
365
00:27:00,163 --> 00:27:03,290
Do you think I could talk to them?
They gave me back too much money.
366
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,751
Don't waste your breath. You're
gonna find a great way to use it.
367
00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:07,546
Right, but I don't want it back.
368
00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:10,005
I got nothing for me down here.
369
00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:11,383
Okay, kid.
370
00:27:16,096 --> 00:27:19,140
Your problems will be
waiting for you up there too.
371
00:27:19,975 --> 00:27:21,100
You don't know that.
372
00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:22,936
I do. Better than anyone.
373
00:27:24,813 --> 00:27:29,067
I like to see my customers happy, not
playing themselves for a fool. Okay?
374
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,489
So you canceled
my sale then, huh?
375
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:37,534
You know, you're...
376
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:41,745
You talked a big game about
me grabbing hold of my life,
377
00:27:41,746 --> 00:27:44,249
but then you know my life
better than me, right?
378
00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:48,086
You're full of shit, mister.
379
00:27:59,848 --> 00:28:02,057
That was nice, kid.
That's nicely done.
380
00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:03,560
Screw you.
381
00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,854
The one thing I had
to look forward to...
382
00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:10,232
Well, you know, there
are other things.
383
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:14,445
You're a great kid, you're not
afraid to stick up for yourself.
384
00:28:14,446 --> 00:28:16,447
Not too bad at thinking
on your feet either.
385
00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:19,450
- That's the makings of something.
- Oh, yeah, wow, thanks.
386
00:28:19,451 --> 00:28:22,454
Well, I know what I just saw.
And I'd start you at 10%.
387
00:28:24,706 --> 00:28:27,291
It's not curing diseases
or stopping wars,
388
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:30,211
but sometimes, giving
folks a new dream to dream
389
00:28:30,212 --> 00:28:32,463
can make all the difference.
And you'd be good at it.
390
00:28:32,464 --> 00:28:34,299
I could teach you a few
things along the way.
391
00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:36,635
Are you lying to me again?
392
00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:40,680
Sorry about that, kid.
393
00:28:41,598 --> 00:28:43,350
Here's an honest deal.
394
00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:44,976
You come work for me,
395
00:28:45,477 --> 00:28:48,896
and pretty soon you'll have so
much going on for you down here,
396
00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:51,733
you'll forget all about
running away to the moon.
397
00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:56,404
I don't have any...
398
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,158
nice clothes.
399
00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:03,495
Well, we better get
you a suit then.
400
00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:12,879
All right, hop in.
401
00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:23,765
Here we go. We got
lives to change.
402
00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:46,079
- Is that...
- Yeah. Joey.
403
00:29:47,914 --> 00:29:49,916
Gonna shape up into
quite a young man.
404
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,210
Wow, Jack.
405
00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:56,006
He's beautiful. The both of you.
406
00:29:56,506 --> 00:29:59,342
Well, thanks for kicking my ass
about it. He needed somebody.
407
00:29:59,843 --> 00:30:01,887
This is better than a dream.
408
00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:05,056
Love you, Ma.
409
00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:15,817
Moon river, wider than a mile
410
00:30:16,443 --> 00:30:18,402
- I'm crossing you in style
- The voice of the law!
411
00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:19,988
Hope I'm not in trouble.
412
00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:28,121
I'm loving life, Jack. Living on
the Brightside, thanks to you!
413
00:30:28,705 --> 00:30:29,788
Thank you, Buck.
414
00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:32,500
You know it means the world
to see our customers happy.
415
00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:34,460
Oh, Lord, Jack.
416
00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:37,546
Don't tell me you've been out
there without your suit and helmet.
417
00:30:37,547 --> 00:30:41,258
No need to worry. They got a
bubble, covers this whole place,
418
00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:42,761
keeps us safe and sound.
419
00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:46,306
Right.
420
00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:52,144
I forget sometimes, but
y'all thought of everything.
421
00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:55,189
Well, couldn't have done
any of it without you.
422
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:57,816
I'm gonna head back
down to Earth now, okay?
423
00:30:57,817 --> 00:30:59,276
All right, don't
you think of leaving
424
00:30:59,277 --> 00:31:02,364
without paying your
respects to Mr. Jenkins.
425
00:31:03,198 --> 00:31:04,199
I'd never.
426
00:31:12,457 --> 00:31:18,296
Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff.
The galaxy is in your hands.
427
00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:30,391
Moon River, wider than a mile
428
00:31:30,392 --> 00:31:36,439
I'm crossing you
in style some day
429
00:32:00,505 --> 00:32:04,258
Guys! Hey. We got
Joey Shorter here.
430
00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:07,929
Eddie, Herb. Joey
Shorter, Shirley Stedman.
431
00:32:13,852 --> 00:32:15,937
The Sea of Serenity.
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