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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:15,952 Hit me again, Nat. 2 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,752 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here. 3 00:01:28,423 --> 00:01:29,424 Bottoms up. 4 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,100 How's that soup there, boss? 5 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:41,603 It's probably cold. 6 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:46,691 Well, at least the oyster crackers are still shipshape. 7 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,532 So, is the wife dying? 8 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:57,743 - What? - Or did she pass away already? 9 00:01:57,744 --> 00:01:59,704 Is that what you're over here drinking at? 10 00:02:00,205 --> 00:02:01,957 I'm just after some peace and quiet. 11 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:04,584 Well, that's good news about the wife. 12 00:02:07,254 --> 00:02:11,216 Family. Man's top treasure. 13 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:15,909 Your house didn't burn down, did it? 14 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:21,851 Look, mister, I got enough problems of my own. 15 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:26,230 I don't need you coming in here and making up more for me, okay? 16 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:29,441 Wait, I got it. It just hit me. You're just a good man. 17 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:32,444 You worked hard your whole life to give this family the life that they deserve, 18 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:34,281 and it adds up to you're drowning in debt. 19 00:02:34,948 --> 00:02:39,451 And all the latest-greatest, useless junk. And your ulcer and hemorrhoids. 20 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:43,122 Of course, not heartburn, like you guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar, 21 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,666 makes laying down to sleep every night a torture. 22 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,127 But who needs sleep? 23 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,921 When they gave your job of 30 years to some floating tin can 24 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:52,756 and your dignity along with it, right? 25 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,551 So, it's no surprise, no shame. 26 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,845 But you're over here daydreaming the getaway of a lifetime, 27 00:02:57,846 --> 00:02:59,931 straight down, right off the nearest bridge. 28 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:09,982 I'll tell you, the fact that you haven't slugged me yet, 29 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:13,527 it means that you've got enough hope left in you 30 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:16,948 to hear the one word that is gonna save your life. 31 00:03:18,992 --> 00:03:20,118 You get hit a lot? 32 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:25,832 Well, every time I'm wrong. But it's been a while. 33 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,256 You left out the part I got a daughter 34 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,384 who don't pick up the phone when I call. 35 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,386 You got a magic word that fixes that one? 36 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,890 First, I just wanna show you something, okay? 37 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:46,227 What's that? 38 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:48,395 That is from the Sea of Serenity. 39 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,523 It's 243,000 miles above us, on the bright side of the moon. 40 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:54,694 My son picked that out for me. That's my prized possession. 41 00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:03,495 Wow. 42 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,913 Well, there you go. You said it yourself. 43 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:07,916 - What? - "Wow." 44 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:14,338 That's the one word none of us can live without. 45 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:17,258 And I will promise you this, hand on heart, 46 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:20,428 {\an8}hundreds of happy folks to vouch. You'll be saying, 47 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:24,724 {\an8}"Wow, I love living on the moon." 48 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,773 - That's another thing I can't afford. - Where'd you see a price tag? 49 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,067 I'm not stupid, mister. 50 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:37,236 No, you're just so beat down, 51 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:39,781 you see something you like, you think it's out of reach. 52 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,871 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here. 53 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:55,421 - Is this the one here with the pool? Or... - That's the same model that I'm in. 54 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:57,923 I'll tell you what, it's big enough that you can invite the mother-in-law 55 00:04:57,924 --> 00:04:59,384 and not see her for days. 56 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:01,636 You have that? 57 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:04,264 Yep. Me and my family, right there in the C-Plex. 58 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:07,642 Wow. 59 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:11,770 Why don't I take it home? I'll give it a think. 60 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:14,398 Oh, right. The pros and cons. 61 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:15,774 Exactly. 62 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:19,154 You know who does pros and cons? Hunks of metal like her. 63 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:25,284 Which is why she'll never fall in love or drive too fast or have kids 64 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:28,329 or do any of the crazy things that make life worth the price. 65 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,539 And it's why she's stuck in the same day, every day. 66 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:34,711 While fools like me and you, 67 00:05:36,213 --> 00:05:38,048 we get to dream on a better tomorrow. 68 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:41,676 Shit. You're smiling. 69 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:45,512 - You know that? - Jesus Christ. This is nuts. 70 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:51,810 How's it feel to be back among the living? This time, don't let it slip away. 71 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,312 - What's that? - That's just what we said. 72 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:55,773 Zero down, 150 a month, and it's yours for a scribble. 73 00:05:55,774 --> 00:05:58,651 Hey. You wake up tomorrow, you don't like it, we rip it right up. 74 00:05:58,652 --> 00:06:01,320 But, you know what? There is a catch, though. 75 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:04,282 You've got to promise me that you're gonna call your daughter. 76 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:07,952 And you tell her life is too short and you love her. 77 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:09,411 And her room is ready 78 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,374 whenever she wants to fly up and spend some time with Dad. 79 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:15,961 Okay. 80 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,060 Morning, friend. 81 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:37,357 Hello, neighbor. 82 00:06:50,704 --> 00:06:53,123 Have a bright, smiling day. 83 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:04,901 All right, honey. I'll see you tonight. 84 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,761 Bye, sweetie. 85 00:07:12,726 --> 00:07:15,811 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles. 86 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:18,898 Such a nice bird. 87 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:20,734 Here's my next stop. 88 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:39,586 Oops. After you. 89 00:07:42,756 --> 00:07:45,800 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles. 90 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:59,605 No one here is not a dreamer, am I right? 91 00:07:59,606 --> 00:08:05,654 Not in a world like this, where you can have it all. 92 00:08:13,036 --> 00:08:16,538 And that's what I want for you and your families. 93 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:20,793 You wake up to the earthrise out your bedroom window. 94 00:08:20,794 --> 00:08:22,753 Your wife out on her lunar garden. 95 00:08:22,754 --> 00:08:25,506 Your boy shagging flies on the zero-G diamond. 96 00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:29,009 That's the dream you all deserve. I mean, come on. 97 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:33,430 Why should the rich and the famous get our moon all to themselves? No, sir. 98 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:34,514 The Brightside, 99 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:38,894 that's a place for real people to start fresh, unwind, retire. 100 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:41,564 Not to mention, you own an asset your kids will be grateful for. 101 00:08:41,565 --> 00:08:44,901 So, please, take a minute. Just a minute. 102 00:08:45,569 --> 00:08:48,904 And sit down with our top-notch sales associates. 103 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:53,243 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today. All right? 104 00:08:55,537 --> 00:08:58,123 All right. Thanks for listening. Thank you. 105 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:02,626 Warm room, Jack. Nice work. 106 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,421 I'm gonna have cramping from all the closing shakes in here. 107 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:07,840 I think I may have enjoyed your speech the most of anyone. 108 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:08,924 Good. Okay. 109 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,135 Ed, you take the new parents up front. 110 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:12,887 Remind them life is still fun sometimes. 111 00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:15,055 Easy money. God, how babies adore me. 112 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:18,309 Herb, you take Granny and Gramps. Golf, golf, and no taxes. 113 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,602 Got it, got it, and got it. 114 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:21,854 No excuses for not cleaning up in here. 115 00:09:21,855 --> 00:09:24,982 I can close in here with multiple seeping cold sores, okay? 116 00:09:24,983 --> 00:09:27,151 And I'm going to have an excellent sales performance. 117 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,736 - I think I just said that. - Hey, guys. 118 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:30,238 Remember, we're not just selling. 119 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,448 - We're changing lives. - Changing lives. 120 00:09:32,449 --> 00:09:33,909 - Got it. Got it. - Done. 121 00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:38,871 You see that gentleman over there and his daughter? 122 00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:40,414 They're ready to go. Take care of him, okay? 123 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:42,667 Upgrades, perks, everything we got. 124 00:09:43,335 --> 00:09:45,085 Usually I run those by HQ. 125 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:47,755 Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them so much goddamn money tonight, 126 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:49,382 we can afford to be good people. 127 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:53,762 Mr. Jack Billings, please. 128 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,064 - Damn it. - What? 129 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:08,651 It's from the moon. Stan Jenkins. 130 00:10:08,652 --> 00:10:11,320 He wants us pushing through to Vistaville tomorrow. 131 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,572 Well, he's an idiot. 132 00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:15,407 There's good money here, and that's an all-night drive. 133 00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:18,285 Easy, Shirl. He did build this company from scratch. 134 00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:19,787 And now he's sitting on the moon 135 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:21,914 thinking he knows our turf better than we do. 136 00:10:21,915 --> 00:10:23,917 Yeah, so maybe he's an idiot too. 137 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:26,877 But don't the folks of Vistaville 138 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:29,464 deserve to live their dreams like everybody else? 139 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:49,900 Whizzing out to second. Leaving fliers flying in all six zones. 140 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:52,112 I've been thinking about what you said, Ed. 141 00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:57,658 About moving up there. The moon might be nice. 142 00:10:57,659 --> 00:10:59,286 Yeah, not for your husband. 143 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,373 So everybody gets what they deserve. 144 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:08,128 No. Yeah? Really? 145 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:14,217 Yeah? Well then, here I come, Vistaville, 'cause my baby and me... 146 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,469 are going to the moon. Really? 147 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:25,812 You ever worked Vistaville? Just any tips from past experience. 148 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:31,860 Yeah, but it was forever ago. 149 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:36,740 You sound almost worried, Jack. 150 00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:42,620 Seven up, and what a whiz that is. Boy, I thought that was it. 151 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:43,914 Yes. Come on. 152 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,585 What's this fun time about to cost you? 153 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,837 A medium amount, Shirley. We never assume defeat. Come on. 154 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:54,924 And the throw's in, and he's out. 155 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:57,259 - No, he's not! - No zone! 156 00:11:57,260 --> 00:12:01,096 You cross-eyed half-wit limp-noodle bums! 157 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,391 Was that your big plan to get us up there? 158 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,645 I got some family there, is all. 159 00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:12,483 That's great. I mean, family is a top source of inspiration. 160 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:14,319 And motivation. 161 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,863 Like, I think I told you my Betty is expecting. 162 00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:21,868 Twins. Which they say is two and a half times the cost. 163 00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:26,080 {\an8}I keep telling her, I've been working with Brightside two months now. 164 00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:28,833 - Well, nine weeks, almost. - Yeah, we're here, Herb. 165 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,377 Of course. Perfect. 166 00:12:30,378 --> 00:12:32,836 Yeah. Why don't you head in? I got a stop to make. 167 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:35,714 Whatever it is, I'd love to help. 168 00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:38,510 You just start ringing those doorbells and fill the seats for me. 169 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:41,680 Which I can do. Of course. You know? 170 00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:44,015 Got it. Thanks. 171 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:52,440 Good morning, guest. Can I help with your bags? 172 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,154 You win again. 173 00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:08,872 - Oh, Ma. - Jacky. Come. 174 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,960 Your note said you were dying. Come on. 175 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,003 Well, you wish it were true. 176 00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:18,132 - No. - One of these days it will be, 177 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:22,428 and you'll regret every minute you left me alone in this gulag. 178 00:13:22,429 --> 00:13:24,263 It's been a busy couple of months for me. 179 00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:27,391 I'm with a new outfit, Regional Manager. I think I told you. 180 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:31,061 Doesn't matter, Jacky. Nothing matters anymore. 181 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:32,897 It's all too sad in too many ways. 182 00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:36,776 I know. But whatever it is, we always get through it, right? 183 00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:38,904 Not this time. 184 00:13:40,697 --> 00:13:42,990 It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie. 185 00:13:42,991 --> 00:13:44,909 She's in the hospital. 186 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:50,582 Run down outside her house by one of those vans with the goddamn bird. 187 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,834 And poor Joey. 188 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:58,173 Your baby boy's mother in a coma. How can anyone stand it? 189 00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:02,844 Yeah, I know. 190 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:05,304 You know what? 191 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:06,972 I don't know... 192 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:11,186 He's, you know... He's almost 20 now. 193 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,022 He wouldn't even recognize me. 194 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:17,025 Don't try to fool me, Jack. 195 00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:20,612 I can tell, you're heartbroken. 196 00:14:22,113 --> 00:14:25,866 Ma, she hasn't been my Marie for 18 years. 197 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,160 And, sure, we all wish it worked out better. 198 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:30,579 But I think everybody has moved on except for you. 199 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:34,918 It's not too late. Go see them. 200 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:39,797 They don't need me screwing things up for them 201 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,215 more than they already are. 202 00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:42,925 What a wiz you are, 203 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:46,095 for talking yourself out of every hard part of life! 204 00:14:46,096 --> 00:14:47,681 I'm here, aren't I? 205 00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:59,108 Hey, how is the new room working out? 206 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,777 This garden view is nice, huh? 207 00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,989 You were the same with your father. 208 00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:08,450 You know, I got people to meet. Gotta go. 209 00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:11,121 Don't leave yet, Jacky. Five more minutes. 210 00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:13,707 Love you, Ma. Next time, okay? 211 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:19,212 Go see them! Your boy needs you. 212 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:23,550 Three, two, one, blastoff. 213 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:26,969 To a new beginning beyond the stars. 214 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,846 Luna, mother of dreams. 215 00:15:28,847 --> 00:15:31,640 First, she was Earth's most critical mining resource, 216 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:33,851 then the play-place of the upper crust. 217 00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:37,688 But now, thanks to visionary entrepreneur Mr. Stanley Jenkins 218 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,481 and the Brightside Corporation, 219 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:43,027 she is host to the moon-based community all of us deserve. 220 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:45,029 Our collection of fully-furnished 221 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:48,074 and value-priced units fit the family budget. 222 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:51,494 Good morning, son. Big sales conference tonight. 223 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:56,707 Home is where the happiness is, not the headaches. 224 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,960 Where you're free and easy to be your best. 225 00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:01,921 To live, love, and laugh, 226 00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:06,509 and leave the strains and stresses of yesterday's world behind. 227 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:12,431 So join Buck Manzell, 228 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,475 {\an8}star of television's Space Sheriff, 229 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:18,812 and the rest of our exclusive club of daring pioneers and happy families. 230 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:22,567 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today. 231 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,861 Jacky, boy! You read me? 232 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:29,908 Still caught up in that goddamn terrestrial rat race? 233 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:32,202 Loud and clear, Buck! 234 00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:35,246 That's the fellow from Space Sheriff, Leann. That's him! 235 00:16:35,247 --> 00:16:37,748 Imagine he came by for a cup of sugar. 236 00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:41,085 Then let me tell these good folks. True as Texas toast, 237 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:45,215 ain't nothing but ice teas and real-deal living up here. 238 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,425 No neckties, tax men. 239 00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:52,304 No mosquitoes or traffic jams. 240 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:56,308 So, who's the goddamn genius now, Jack? 241 00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:59,603 Well, you said it, Buck. Thanks for calling in. 242 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:06,194 And don't none of you forget, ain't no law in the stars but me. 243 00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:13,158 Well, you heard it straight from Buck, so, I won't 244 00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,494 waste your good time telling you twice. 245 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:21,375 But, when I think of the Brightside, my wife out in our lunar garden 246 00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:25,796 and my boy shagging flies on our zero-G diamond. 247 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,507 My... 248 00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:31,386 My beautiful family... 249 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,773 You know what? Explain this to me. 250 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:48,903 We live with miracles at our fingertips. 251 00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:53,240 We fly to the stars, we split atoms. We got robots taking out the trash. 252 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,326 Why... 253 00:17:55,327 --> 00:18:00,790 are we all still waiting to live our dreams? 254 00:18:01,374 --> 00:18:02,375 It... 255 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,711 Well, there's a technical term for that in my business. 256 00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,422 That's called a shit deal. 257 00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:11,258 Our best days are piling up in the rearview, 258 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:16,263 and that hope that keeps us going, 259 00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:18,225 it's wearing down to the bone. 260 00:18:21,353 --> 00:18:23,313 Some of us are losing people we love. 261 00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:25,273 And just like that, 262 00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:30,195 any day now, that turns into too late. 263 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,322 Gone forever. 264 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:36,117 Because every day that we're not living for now... 265 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:42,249 right now, we're waiting around dying. 266 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,336 One empty promise at a time. 267 00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:49,464 I'm not waiting around anymore, goddamn it. 268 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,176 And neither should you. 269 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:57,430 The time is now... 270 00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:02,143 and regret's a killer worse than death. 271 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,464 There's still a lot they haven't heard about yet. 272 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,218 Can we agree that hopelessness is not a top-seller? 273 00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:38,054 Thanks for coming out, folks. 274 00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:13,089 Congratulations, Joey, on your new home in the stars. 275 00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:14,883 Thanks, Herb. 276 00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:16,717 You know, to be honest, 277 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:19,262 this is actually coming at a pretty great time. 278 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,348 And that speech... 279 00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,435 you know, I felt like he was talking right to me. 280 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,855 Anyway, thanks again. 281 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:33,902 You look like a man who likes his personal space. 282 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,404 Have a look at Kepler Crater. 283 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:40,242 Big lots, very quiet, beautiful views. 284 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,745 What about all them aliens? 285 00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,498 Well, not to put too fine a point on it, 286 00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:49,750 but, there's no such thing. 287 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,253 Yeah, says you. 288 00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,300 You don't know me, but I know you. 289 00:20:57,884 --> 00:20:59,593 And we both know the same other person. 290 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:03,264 And he said you've been losing too many bets to stay healthy. 291 00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,057 Well, wait. 292 00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:07,893 What do you think I'm doing here? Besides getting that person their money. 293 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,229 Come on, here, okay? Here. 294 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:13,984 Come back in the morning, I will definitely have more, okay? 295 00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:17,445 Okay? 296 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:30,250 Nurse Grayton to the holographic operating theater, please. 297 00:21:40,969 --> 00:21:42,178 Mr. Billings? 298 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,476 I bought a D-Plex today, at the sales conference. 299 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:51,688 All thanks to you. Joey Shorter. 300 00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:57,151 Hey, kid. Nice to meet you. I think... I must be on the wrong floor. 301 00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,947 Oh, yeah. I mean, this floor has got the pretty tough cases. 302 00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:04,575 Is that your mom in there? 303 00:22:04,576 --> 00:22:05,785 Yeah. 304 00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,540 - Very sorry, kid. - It's okay. 305 00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:17,421 - Well, wish I knew what to say. - Well, what you said this morning 306 00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:20,102 really made all the difference in the world, Mr. Billings. You know? 307 00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:23,344 I haven't let myself look forward to anything, 308 00:22:23,345 --> 00:22:24,720 since all this happened. 309 00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:27,265 Well, that means the world to hear you say that, kid. 310 00:22:31,186 --> 00:22:33,980 - Can I tell you something, Joey? - Sure. 311 00:22:42,822 --> 00:22:47,410 I'm gonna upgrade you to a nicer unit, on me. 312 00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:50,287 That way, if your dad or your girlfriend 313 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:53,250 - wants to come up and visit... - That's amazing. 314 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,422 I mean, I don't really have a girlfriend or a dad, but... 315 00:23:01,216 --> 00:23:03,717 Well, hey, you're doing great without them. 316 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:06,346 And your mom is a real lucky lady to have you. 317 00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:08,682 Thanks, mister. 318 00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:26,949 "Congratulations. A fantastic new world awaits you. 319 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:29,828 Welcome to the Brightside Lunar Residences..." 320 00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:39,461 Another round of the good stuff. 321 00:23:39,462 --> 00:23:42,548 Anybody tells you that the flush mechanism on the men's urinal 322 00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:46,468 is an accident-free device is a liar and a liability, okay? 323 00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:48,178 You mean the thing you just push down? 324 00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:51,015 That's very funny, Shirley. I may never shake your hand again. 325 00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:52,975 Then it's good you didn't have any sales to close today. 326 00:23:52,976 --> 00:23:54,143 Oh, Herb. 327 00:23:54,144 --> 00:23:58,022 You know, somehow your closing one is sadder than my zero. 328 00:23:58,023 --> 00:23:59,899 Technically, it's better. 329 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,568 Yeah, shut up, Herb... See, this is the true tragedy 330 00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:05,154 of Jack fucking us and leaving us to die in a ditch. 331 00:24:05,155 --> 00:24:07,114 It sets brother against brother. 332 00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:09,700 Don't blame Jack you got beat up by a urinal, 333 00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:11,493 if you're really sticking with that story. 334 00:24:11,494 --> 00:24:14,580 Urinal all the way, Shirley. And why stop at Jack? 335 00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:18,542 It's every boss who ever shat the bed and made his loyal troops lie in it. 336 00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:22,004 Like Stan freaking Jenkins up there on the goddamn moon. 337 00:24:22,005 --> 00:24:24,924 Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't even know we exist down here, 338 00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:28,260 let alone sweat and bleed and need money, 339 00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:32,223 and get unjustly fucking crippled. 340 00:24:32,224 --> 00:24:35,643 If Jack is really gone, do we still have a job? 341 00:24:35,644 --> 00:24:38,103 We have until someone says we don't. 342 00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:41,982 'Cause I'll probably need to inform Betty if I'm unemployed. 343 00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:45,277 All right, nobody get more hysterical. Jack's coming back. 344 00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:47,780 I will give you five-to-fucking-one on that. 345 00:24:47,781 --> 00:24:49,990 There would have to be a really good reason 346 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,494 for Jack to just leave us to die alone in a ditch. 347 00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:55,120 And while he did look pretty upset, 348 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:57,581 he definitely would have told us if he actually was, 349 00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,292 because our team is like our family, except at work. 350 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:02,712 So, probably everything is just fine. 351 00:25:05,382 --> 00:25:08,176 - Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better. - Good. 352 00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:16,309 Yeah, come in. 353 00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:20,689 Here to make your stay more pleasant. 354 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,900 Wait. 355 00:25:46,298 --> 00:25:47,883 Have a wonderful evening. 356 00:26:34,262 --> 00:26:38,183 Hello, guest. May I help you with your transportation? 357 00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:42,604 Mr. Billings? 358 00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:45,940 - Mr. Billings! - Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat. 359 00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:47,524 Hey. Yeah, I hate to trouble you, 360 00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:49,735 but I think there's been a mix-up with my application. 361 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,030 See, I got this this morning from the moon. 362 00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:54,950 I guess I must have gotten rejected or something. 363 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,201 Yeah. These... 364 00:26:57,202 --> 00:27:00,162 It's the damn finance guys, they're not even half-human. 365 00:27:00,163 --> 00:27:03,290 Do you think I could talk to them? They gave me back too much money. 366 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,751 Don't waste your breath. You're gonna find a great way to use it. 367 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:07,546 Right, but I don't want it back. 368 00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:10,005 I got nothing for me down here. 369 00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:11,383 Okay, kid. 370 00:27:16,096 --> 00:27:19,140 Your problems will be waiting for you up there too. 371 00:27:19,975 --> 00:27:21,100 You don't know that. 372 00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:22,936 I do. Better than anyone. 373 00:27:24,813 --> 00:27:29,067 I like to see my customers happy, not playing themselves for a fool. Okay? 374 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,489 So you canceled my sale then, huh? 375 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:37,534 You know, you're... 376 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:41,745 You talked a big game about me grabbing hold of my life, 377 00:27:41,746 --> 00:27:44,249 but then you know my life better than me, right? 378 00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:48,086 You're full of shit, mister. 379 00:27:59,848 --> 00:28:02,057 That was nice, kid. That's nicely done. 380 00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:03,560 Screw you. 381 00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,854 The one thing I had to look forward to... 382 00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:10,232 Well, you know, there are other things. 383 00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:14,445 You're a great kid, you're not afraid to stick up for yourself. 384 00:28:14,446 --> 00:28:16,447 Not too bad at thinking on your feet either. 385 00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:19,450 - That's the makings of something. - Oh, yeah, wow, thanks. 386 00:28:19,451 --> 00:28:22,454 Well, I know what I just saw. And I'd start you at 10%. 387 00:28:24,706 --> 00:28:27,291 It's not curing diseases or stopping wars, 388 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:30,211 but sometimes, giving folks a new dream to dream 389 00:28:30,212 --> 00:28:32,463 can make all the difference. And you'd be good at it. 390 00:28:32,464 --> 00:28:34,299 I could teach you a few things along the way. 391 00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:36,635 Are you lying to me again? 392 00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:40,680 Sorry about that, kid. 393 00:28:41,598 --> 00:28:43,350 Here's an honest deal. 394 00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:44,976 You come work for me, 395 00:28:45,477 --> 00:28:48,896 and pretty soon you'll have so much going on for you down here, 396 00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:51,733 you'll forget all about running away to the moon. 397 00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:56,404 I don't have any... 398 00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,158 nice clothes. 399 00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:03,495 Well, we better get you a suit then. 400 00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:12,879 All right, hop in. 401 00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:23,765 Here we go. We got lives to change. 402 00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:46,079 - Is that... - Yeah. Joey. 403 00:29:47,914 --> 00:29:49,916 Gonna shape up into quite a young man. 404 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,210 Wow, Jack. 405 00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:56,006 He's beautiful. The both of you. 406 00:29:56,506 --> 00:29:59,342 Well, thanks for kicking my ass about it. He needed somebody. 407 00:29:59,843 --> 00:30:01,887 This is better than a dream. 408 00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:05,056 Love you, Ma. 409 00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:15,817 Moon river, wider than a mile 410 00:30:16,443 --> 00:30:18,402 - I'm crossing you in style - The voice of the law! 411 00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:19,988 Hope I'm not in trouble. 412 00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:28,121 I'm loving life, Jack. Living on the Brightside, thanks to you! 413 00:30:28,705 --> 00:30:29,788 Thank you, Buck. 414 00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:32,500 You know it means the world to see our customers happy. 415 00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:34,460 Oh, Lord, Jack. 416 00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:37,546 Don't tell me you've been out there without your suit and helmet. 417 00:30:37,547 --> 00:30:41,258 No need to worry. They got a bubble, covers this whole place, 418 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:42,761 keeps us safe and sound. 419 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:46,306 Right. 420 00:30:47,557 --> 00:30:52,144 I forget sometimes, but y'all thought of everything. 421 00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:55,189 Well, couldn't have done any of it without you. 422 00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:57,816 I'm gonna head back down to Earth now, okay? 423 00:30:57,817 --> 00:30:59,276 All right, don't you think of leaving 424 00:30:59,277 --> 00:31:02,364 without paying your respects to Mr. Jenkins. 425 00:31:03,198 --> 00:31:04,199 I'd never. 426 00:31:12,457 --> 00:31:18,296 Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff. The galaxy is in your hands. 427 00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:30,391 Moon River, wider than a mile 428 00:31:30,392 --> 00:31:36,439 I'm crossing you in style some day 429 00:32:00,505 --> 00:32:04,258 Guys! Hey. We got Joey Shorter here. 430 00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:07,929 Eddie, Herb. Joey Shorter, Shirley Stedman. 431 00:32:13,852 --> 00:32:15,937 The Sea of Serenity. 34807

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