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Once there was a tiny little silkworm

God was so tired he could hardly breathe.

wrapped himself within a silicone blanket.

And peacefully he went to sleep.

Today when birds were singing

sun was shining brightly in the sky.

spring is in the air and The bells were ringing

the little worm was now a butterfly

the countryside announced with pride

it is holiday because my work is done.

I'll have some fun

came another day and something happened.

While the butterfly was on the screen,

someone came and took the silken Blanket

brought into the factory the busy thing

he went to work and into soft and silky soft

fully ship lady with a waggle

right lef right left right left.

Other day and something happened

while the butterfly was honest.

Someone came and took the silver and blanket

and brought it to the factory

busy fingers went to work and wove it into soft and silky saddles rare

if it wasn't for the silkyworm she wouldn't have a thing to wear

Dear children Cinderella lost and disappeared from the wall

what is my life madame

going there and coming back

going there and coming back.

If you're not very careful, you'll be going there and not coming back.

Her Highness.

Why can't I be a showgirl?

With what? I've got everything

I think and I can dance.

leave in to the showrooms and Adam Smith he knows see? Not the follie bergere

your highness. But you want a dancer to show your dance frocks?

That's quite an idea.

And I get may west to show her

Yes, Princess Metanov on the telephone.

So Madam Serafina put us through.

You do what you've got to do and forget what you want to do.

Madame Serafina speaking

unless that outfit is here by one o'clock I won't have it

it if left here 10 minutes to go.

It's only just 12 o'clock they'll get there long before one

her highness. Well, I warn you unless it is here by one you can put

your highness madame I got another idea.

So have I you take these pictures to the Savoy hotel and hurry?

Wait up in India where are you going to dances?

Sing I'll bet you nobody conjure into a

come on outside.

Now listen youngster if you must dog Why choose the stage

it's hard work?

Friends ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN lend me audience,

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise Him.

The evil that men do lives after them.

The good is often turned with their bones.

So let it be with Caesar a bit loud isn't it?

So let it be with Caesar.

The noble Brutus have told you Caesar was ambitious

lifted up a bit on one side

but no nubile Brutus told you Caesar was ambitious

when that the poor has cried, caesar has wept,

to be higher, much higher

when the poor have cried, Caesar has wept ambition should be made of sterner stuff

and that should be much lower

ambition should be made of sterner stuff

my heart is in my coffin there with Caesar.

I must pause to let come back to me

No no, you must do it all again

friends Romans, countrymen,

lend me your ears

it's no use the whole thing

sorry, it's too late.

I couldn't have said it any quicker.

I'm so sorry. It was the time not the bump.

time travels in diverse pieces but diverse persons or Shakespeare has it?

Are you an actor? If you could call a man who at a moment's notice

could play Hamlet Shylock false star or the nurse and Romeo and Juliet an actor

I am

it falls from heaven upon the earth beneath

Where's my car? I'll set that chauffeur

I'll bet he's at the theater and my producer waiting lunch for me at the Ritz

heaviest.

What can we do for you miss

a cup of coffee piece

white no black

not running shorter whether are we

no

all others take a seat all the same price

oh

no call

no car

no producer

no producer

no rates

no rates

no actor

Mia's Hamlet

Shylock

Richard the second

during the battle

Have you played all these parts?

No, but that's how I'm going to look when I do play them.

Are you

I work the holes female impersonator

Victor Victoria but it's only a fill in till I get my big chance

ready working

Oh I'm just resting between dates

no dates

no dates

he wasn't crying about me

what's the matter? No job

Oh don't you worry you will soon get a job

a swell girl like you

I am not a swell girl

pinched

borrowed who from

Madame Serafina AC

like tell you I'm responsible for any girl who lives in and works under this roof

I'll ring the police

not to police the hospitals

Something's happened to that girl

you are a pal bringing me here

You know it doesn't look bad does it

you wouldn't think it has ever

before would you

no

you'll be careful with that code it might develop into something

Yes, ma'am says This came after you left

this morning

Oh

can fix you tonight one performance crafts Music Hall

fee to get is Joe Blum.

You brought me luck down to my last shilling.

And now this turns up

make up

music what is that

music

what rocker luck?

You bent your dress I've lost my voice

very funny

you've given me an idea.

Have I? You can do something for me.

Can I take off those pajamas?

What

put this on

No, I tell you what we do.

Thanks very much.

You want to be an actress, don't you?

You want a chance to show what you can do?

You've got it. You're going to take my place

at crafts music hall tonight

are you Victoria.

No.

That is yes, you're on AFTER ATLAS.

Who are you

where you belong

I've put your trousers on but I'm not going to take them off in their

jo their work working well tonight

code that you buy nowadays is mostly sold and nobody knows just how it grows no money there

if you buy an app that you have

all you know it may be bad no mine by your time

plane

I like five and five like me

Matt Newsline life every time

I come from my favorite side

sounds like a good house

stand by ATLAS is finishing

he's finished

I can't do it

that's nothing we could look it up

you want I want to be sick?

BEcause you have broken my heart

when I look at you, I know that will through

your blue eyes betray but you will not say something you

the table

I can see the ending

will always miss your embrace ?

Go on tell me I grew into your act

I'll go back and carry passes

I can't go back

which isn't your fault just lack of experience

took me four years to build up this act

is he new here governor many a good Perl has been cast before these

audiences there's nothing for you in the show tonight.

I want to see that victoria act

sit down and I will talk

you know me who doesn't Mr. McLintock

the universal variety agency Limited is not a philanthropic society is it?

Now I don't say we don't appreciate an original act

and you've got one. The kid is good.

The geese the trapeze. Oh, that's live comedy.

That's all right for these sorts of audiences but the audience is all going to play to

want it more than five. That's when I come in.

Now we're gonna dress up the kid in real clothes.

What an eyeful you know, you got me guessing

I thought he was a woman and 22 always weighing

me look at those shoulders. The good old legs.

He's got everything marvelous now here's my proposition.

I'll start at 50 a week. Oh, I know it is not much,

but you'll soon be in the big money

than come to my office at 1030 in the morning supply the dotted line.

How do you fancy Paris?

Berlin? Rome

I'm not going

I can't do it. Do what?

I can't be a man all my life

but you will have time off and then you can need to knit to your heart's content

I think what you're asking me

there's a tide in the affairs of men and women

if taken up the flood leads on to Fortune

tides go out don't they

this will be a spring

we'll carry everything before us.

I'll never leave you and

I'll never let you down

think of it Paris

Paris, Paris, Rome Rome

Vietnam Vietnam.

I've got a recipe for happiness

come on and join my top of happiness

will make you

make it?

Very unusual for one of your peons is to let you down

my fiancees Never let me down.

Sorry I missed the first half or I might have been borned what a marvelous girl

As the girlfriend

Parliament a woman's changed

lady with a waggle who you know the dress Hi

She doesn't know you smile

not like that. a he men smile.

She's beautiful

a princess not a Prince

I'm interested. Well I'm not.

You must say he was marvelous

I just like men who make marvelous girls.

Let's dance

we did turn up last night,

didn't we? Robert? Yes.

Thank you so much.

I'm taking a holiday now that your show's over.

We leave for nice tomorrow we play there two weeks.

That's not much of a rest

holiday

on our table Well as a matter of fact, we'd love to

oh you need enough told us that Hey Bill

My name is great in the mind.

And this is Robert

a pleasure

serving to take your opportunities.

Oh opportunity like guilt is great.

The Republic peace

Shakespeare

he's quite harmless. He's Shakespeare and

ever engaged been married?

Yes, I suppose so.

It's not my type. Naturally.

Remember, I'm Angeles.

Course you don't smoke cigars. I do

are these strong

perhaps too

Have you been engaged long

quite a time since the wedding or when Helens card and engagement

I think we fellows also think a lot more before rushing into marriage

but have you made the supreme sacrifice

but I've thought a lot about it

do not first strike me as being a fellow interested in marriage

women oh I am

and your opposition you can afford to pick and choose your women

to whiskeys

sorry doubles okay

that there's nothing about women you don't know

that doesn't say I record about

I suppose you're the type that attracts women

do you think

your hate yourself don't you

yes the girl the bond

is love attend

what it is to rap to rude ? To boisterous

and he picks like forms

if not be rough with you be rough with love

as you like it but I don't

same again maya

a fast worker

your boyfriend?

Your girlfriend

to the roses

What's the matter don't you like it?

Waiter this stuff is terrible.

Take it away

make it two double brandy's

I imagine any woman can make a fool out of you

don't you worry. I can look after myself

where is Robert

knocking back doubles in the bar with your partner?

Oh do all my men have to walk out on me

sit down

but my dear

i can wiggle my ears and I can walk on my fingers.

juggle a plate without breaking it to

I can triple my ideas and I can imitate singers.

I can do everything but nothing was you

I can pilot a plane and landed right on a rooftop

cross the Atlantic in a tiny room.

I could walk in the rain and never feel any rain drop.

I can do everything but nothing with you.

Show me

a new great guy can pick up the phone and I can get the right number.

I can god and shoot a 72

I can play a trombone and I can do a mean rumba.

I can do everything but nothing with you

me and you kill me

You're nothing but a beanie and I also sat him on the beanie with the blue

your so charming amber laughing and I might as well be talking to a mummy in a tube

Now nursing go and see if your baby's finished his bottle

I'd forgotten and you can tell the other infants

that Auntie Helen has a bedtime story to tell him

Have you heard the Mills Brothers

Alaikum?

What do you do with hosta to break

ah ah tell me for goodness sake

Ah Oh,

what do you do with hearts that you pray?

What do you think you're doing?

Cute, isn't it?

No dangerous

All right, windy.

I can take care of myself.

Like you did last night.

I went I turn my back.

Did I ask you to dance with the princess?

Did I ask you to get drunk with the prince

don't call him that

he's not a man.

Oui monsieur in her bar

who is there ? It's me. Guess what I got?

I know I had no

no an apology.

Darling. You apologize this, man. I know.

I have been overdoing it a bit lately,

but I'm turning over a new leaf with last night's boyfriend.

I was wrong about Bill. He's a nice kid.

I go through this nightmare who makes loveless go.

I don't the bills, smoke cigars and drink me under the bar.

Supposing I told you your boyfriend was a girlfriend.

Watch. You may be a feminine but I can't believe

he yawns me if I thought he was attractive.

Darling.

Yeah, honey, all boyfriend should carry a girl's comb.

Here's all hers.

I'd like to find out.

So should I very well? I promise.

I won't think of him anymore.

That's fine. And you don't even see him anymore.

The villa is ready. Tomorrow, the Riviera

two whole weeks in skirts. Oh,

now you sit down and write them a letter inviting the promoter in my car down to the south of France?

What for? You leave that to me?

I've got an idea

Do you think they'll come?

No, we don't go

get it. The princess especially asks for you.

So she does leaving in Roberts car for the Riviera.

But what about our luggage?

That can go by train?

We only need a suitcase

No, it's too dangerous.

Besides we always travel alone

all right. The Princess will be very disappointed

well if you promise me that you

we have dinner late and then decide murder on

the car will conveniently break down there

its original we then walk three kilometers

now don't get too original darling

well that's three kilometers on a nice moonlight night

at the of that road by chance we will arrive at an inn

which by a strange coincidence I knew well.

I shall telephone the petrol and make some interesting reservations

I told him with only three kilometers

my feet say it was 6

I'll join you in a minute.

I want to see about a tow for the car

was even Charming as ever

that's mine

goodnight

goodnight

we three sleep here.

We miss you. Can we can

C'est impossible pour 3 hommes dans une chambre.

Il n'y a pas une autre chambre monsieur et ca ne va pas pour les trois

what does he say?

He says there's no other room

as a double bed and a single bed quite enough for three

good nights. We are finished

don't panic. Let's think I've got it.

Robert and I will sleep in the double bed.

You in the single

Do you suggest the three of asleep in this room?

There's safety in numbers.

Leave it to me. Have I ever let you down?

It's a bit thick sleeping with tree in a room

just what I was saying I was just unpacking for you all man

you are now sleeping the double bed fill in the single I thought

No we don't we are draw for the single bed

we hadn't any cards

I have

in my bag

he would

I always carry a pack of cards.

You never know when they might come in handy

now the two lowest cards sleep together in the double bed

and the highest card gets a single bed Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed. I'll shuffle

you turn up fast

not so high

not so hard

looks like you and me for the double bed now.

You're lucky dog

all right

let's turn in we're not going to bed yet are we?

Why not? What else can we do?

Well I thought we might talk a little

more we can talk in bed

Come on. Gotta move on

Yeah, where are you going?

I'm going to have a bath any objections?

None

seems a pretty normal kind of kid all his life

he wouldn't have any secrets.

Not a thing. Why?

Where are you staying at Nice.

I am not staying at nice.

We're joining friends. Monte Carlo.

We're running into you.

Now. I'll run over to see you.

Wy are you doing that for

I don't like sleeping in drafts.

Good night, Victor.

Good night.

Good night, Robert.

Yes,

get up and get your clothes on. We are finishing this journey by train

with the others. No, the sooner I get you away from here

and locked up in that Villa the better.

Don't panic. You got us into this mess.

I liked that. You accepted the invitation

against my better judgment

I promise I'll never see her again.

I'll never see him again

How did you find out where we lived?

Apology call last night off on the show.

Very clever. What do you have to trouble for nothing?

Oh no, but let's the interviews are given in nice after the show Only

I want a story about what he does here.

My partner does something he wants to do but never has a chance to do

what then? Relax.

How does he relax? Like this

close your eyes and visualize

calm to see a paradise. a cozy nest.

That heaven's best. Just say the word and it's yours

close your eyes and visualize calm to see those Friendly skies.

The cold and blue are there for you

just say the word and it's yours.

This beautiful picture are painted with dreams is more than a picture

it's heaven for two for me and for you,

so close your eyes and visualize

all the things you idolize.

I promess you and darling you you have everything

just say the word and it's yours

I shouldn't be doing this.

I promise bill I wouldn't see you anymore.

He seems to think of can't be with a beautiful woman

without falling madly in love with her.

And why not? Well, I mean,

if a girl's engaged to a fellow and that fellow is a rich fellow

fellow doesn't

doesn't

mean getting engaged is like being vaccinated.

Sometimes it takes sometimes it doesn't.

If I thought

if I thought money doesn't mean anything.

A cottage honeysuckle, high cliffs.

Blue Sea. I know Shakespeare

I wasn't acting

What are you doing? Oh, I just dropped in.

Go away. That's a nice thing to say to my roommate.

I Say Can you swim well

you did this

I'm gonna have a go on the plank

come on oh you kicked me in the stomach

Welcome to

I don't seem to be very popular

come on back

come on

look

I'm sorry

What are you sitting there for your lawn

Robertson comes

more trouble

he knows I'm a girl

we

makes no difference

When did you find out

this afternoon

he's a boy

you sure positive

Lucky for him

nobody would have given away

dad he's not a girl

Victor told him everything

you can everything in the world

Helen won't say anything. She's a sport.

Do you think so, of course it will make any difference at all.

That's just what I'm afraid of

I'm in love with Robert.

What? hopelessly in love

Say that again? It's quite simple.

Oh, is it? You mean, you don't know.

Wait a minute to burn the hips. But didn't he tell you I was a girl?

What? Yes. That certainly makes a difference.

So that's what he found out when you were bathing?

Do you think he'll fall for you?

When he might, if he were free?

My feelings is a free when I tell them.

You don't love him?

My dear. Look,

if I thought you had the ghost of a chance, I bet you'd make a fight for it.

I'm a sportsman. But darling,

I'm not going to stay like this all my life.

You certainly are not.

What do you mean? I think the public would be very interested in your litte deception.

Oh, so you're going to give me away?

Why shouldn't that there's no need.

I finished and you're going to fight for him

whether you want to or not.

I see you took her home.

What followed?

At first she didn't like the idea at all naturally.

But I persuaded her she was grateful.

And then the first night the poor kid was very nervous.

I had a bad cold but we put up a job a good performance.

She was a novice at it, but I managed to pull her through

I remember in the dressing room after we'd finished

she was dressing I was putting my things away

How could you have done a thing like that?

Then you live together? Of course

I couldn't afford anyone else no she was a girl

you swine

Robert Come come come come

come come come come come

Have you forgotten the Mills Brothers

didn't like me as a girl

you're shocked you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I am interested the impersonation idea was a chance of a lifetime

I don't mean your act. It's you and Victor

Me and Victor Oh,

so that's what we go on.

Get out whenever you can explain I don't have to

get out

What have you told Robert

all I said was you fool

in

they get too

aggressive to dinner. Not hungry.

Not hungry. The man's in love.

I want to ask you something. I know

you want me to name the day don't you?

You're madly deliriously passionately in love with me.

You lyer

if somebody pays you me.

I've got a bone to pick with you.

You have an unclean mind. What's yours?

A Bronx. I said what's your mind?

I explained everything to you. Speak English.

Speak English. To a student of Shakespeare.

Helen, I've been father mother, sister and

brother to that girl and nothing more.

You believe that don't you?

I believe it.

pom pom pom pom pom Bompa bom bom bom

Have you forgotten the mill's brothers

be a man you sissy

is this stuff female impersonators are made off

just come from your family

from your father mother sister and brother

did they tell you everything

everything

let's celebrate

what's yours

same as yours

Phill great news.

Helen wants to back me in Hamlet

she's thinks to make a pot of money

What do you think? Well

Oh I know what is the matter with you you are jalous

Rubank he said this week

Hello he's actually robotic

Is Mademoiselle there where what left an hour ago with luggage

bom bom bom

bom bom bom bom

what's the time Robert?

I've got to get to that theater

I thought you were not going there you've changed my mind

I calm down

I wish I knew

well I suppose I better tell him he doesn't appear

where the juice have you been

come on give him a chance to change what's the matter with you?

Well, I think we deserve a drink but I tell you he's a girl.

Mr. Victoria is going on now.

You cannot disturb him to tell him he's a girl

off others you have

to pay me a great compliment what

my name is the Mr. McDonough when I booked Mr. Victoria

even I thought he was a girl

well no one will take your word for it

but you couldn't do it could you

on my ear

yet started you must wait

and afterwards I'm sure Mr. Victoria will be able to satisfy you?

Time

makes no difference.

What are you doing here

Go while the going is good

I can do my stuff

Doing

wait wasn't involved marvelous

he's a man don't you understand he's not the real act

Mr. Victoria will be able to set his file

but he's not the real act

imbecile

but he's not the real act

but he's going to be

congratulation

Helen darling You're wonderful

oh this is my story and I'm sticking to it

darling I never knew you had it in you

but wait until they see your Hamlet

Hamlet

I will be the greatest Cleopatra the world has ever know

Passport please

thank you

so yes, but this passport is for a man

yes but first the girl and almost the girl