All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e17 Alpaca lypse Now.eng

Hey, you two.
How's it going?

[BOTH GROANING]

That good, huh?

We've been
searching this ranch from top to bottom

for weeks,
trying to figure out

what this key
from the jade compass is for.

And all we've found
is about 30 building code violations.

Seriously, we should
all be wearing hard hats right now.

Hmm. Hey.

Have you considered
that this key could start a tiny car?

Wow, you cracked it.

I know you said that
sarcastically,

but I sense
you're considering it.

This key
is the next clue

to finding
the lost treasure of Dusty Tush.

We have no idea
what it opens.

All we have to go on
is the inscription on the side.

B-T-R-O-L?

Hmm. You should ask
The Marshal about it.

The Marshal
did live here a long time.

He knows the ranch
better than anyone.

Exactly. Which is why
he's probably the only person

who can show us
where to find that tiny car.

Okay, I'll drop it.

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Hey, Lou,
I need your help.

Uh-oh. Why?

Well, at least
it's not because

you have your head
stuck in something again.

Um, no,
because you hid my bucket.

Anyway, next week

is my parents'
wedding anniversary.

My mom and momma got married
15 years ago.

Not that I was invited.

Jake, you weren't born yet.

Still stings.

I need to borrow
your phone.

For their present,
I wanna make a video

to show them
how much I've changed

since they sent me to camp
to get away from video games.

Oh, I think
that's a great idea.

And, so you won't
be tempted,

there aren't any video games
on my phone. [CHUCKLES]

And not because I lack

the tech savviness
necessary to download them.

Thanks, Lou.
I can't wait

for my moms to see
how great I am at camping and ranching.

First up,
milking a horse.

Whoa.

You know what?
Maybe I should supervise this video.

And probably ban you
from the stables.

Winnie? I have a problem,
and you might be

the only person
I can turn to.

Say no more.

First, we have to
destroy the evidence.

I'm definitely gonna
forget that I heard that.

I'm coming to you because
there's an action movie I wanna audition for.

Why do you need
a fake passport for that?

I don't.

You're leaping to some
very disturbing conclusions.

Okay, okay.

I just assumed you needed
my certain set of skills.

I sort of do.
The director of this movie

always expects her actors
to do their own stunts.

But I'm worried I'm not
brave enough for that.

Even though I know
everyone thinks of me as a man of action.

We actually think of you
as a man of words.

A lot of words.

Then I'll make this brief.

I need Wild Winnie Webber

to help me overcome my fear,

so I can actually
do the stunts in the movie.

Ooh, challenge accepted.

This is gonna be
so much easier

than removing
your fingerprints with acid.

Who are you?

Remember, The Marshal
saw the map

on the back
of the ranch deeds,

so he knows
we're after the treasure.

Right. Can't let him
know the key's a clue.

We have to play it cool.

[SPEAKING FAST]
Hey, The Marshal!

So we found this key
at the ranch.

Just thought
you might recognize it.

But if not
no big whoop.

Not important at all.
Is that a new shirt?

It is popping!

What's wrong with him?

Unclear.
This is new.

We just found this little key
in a kitchen cabinet

and wondered if you knew
what it opened at the ranch.

Hmm.

Looks about the right size
to open an old locked book I found one time.

Ooh, do you know
where it is now?

I mean,
cool beans, whatever. Not invested.

Well, I still have
the book.

It's actually
in my window display.

Hey, this wasn't where
the museum was before. Did you move?

Moved. Burned the old place
down for insurance money. Same thing.

Look at that.
The book says...

[READS TITLE]

Do you think that's what
the BTROL on the key stands for?

Big Tush Ranch
is what Kikiwaka Ranch used to be called

a long time ago.

This has to be
what the key opens.

The Marshal.

How much
to buy the book from you?

Hmm.

Well, everyone who knows me

knows I'm a reasonable man.

He knows
we know him, right?

So, I'm gonna
make you all a deal.

See, I'm working
a livestock auction today, and need some help.

You three work for me,
and I'll give you the book.

Deal!Bill!

We should
negotiate for more.

Ha! He said deal.

No take backsies.

And, hey, if that key
doesn't end up opening the ledger,

did you ever think
it might belong to a tiny car?

Ah-ha! Thank you. See?

He gets it.

I really wanna
show my moms how far I've come.

Ooh. Maybe we can
record me

driving the tractor,
for the video.

Absolutely not.
Too dangerous.

You said the same thing
about me

using the time machine
in the kitchen.

It's a toaster oven,

and you just
made my point for me.

Hey, how about
we show your moms

how great you've gotten
at arts and crafts?

You can make them one
of your amazing paintings.

Well, they know
I can paint.

I wanna show them
what I've learned.

Like...

I can make
friendship bracelets now.

That's a great idea.

You wanna make me
a friendship bracelet?

Well, I was thinking
I would make two for my moms.

Also Lou, asking for one
is a little thirsty.

Cool, cool.

Okay, and we're recording.

Normally, I like
to weave the bracelet directly onto my friend.

Since my moms aren't here,
can I borrow your wrist?

Sure! I can even
help pick the colors.

Not to brag, but I've been
the recipient of many a friendship bracelet.

Okay. But, again,

these are not for you.

You have made that
abundantly clear.

All done!

I swear I didn't know
the burgers were possum, Officer.

Check 'em out.

Uh, Jake?

You made
friendship handcuffs.

Sweet.

Oh, wait.
That wasn't the assignment.

Cut me out of these.

I got a better idea.

I'll go back in time
and stop myself from messing up.

For the last time,
it's a toaster oven!

Argh!

Seriously?

Reflexes.

Poor.

Winnie, why did you do that?

If you wanna learn
how to do movie stunts,

I need to get
a baseline to see what I'm working with.

Now, let's see how you handle
the giant spider on your back!

Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!

Relax! There's no spider.

But there is judgment.

Courage.

None.

I just need help
getting through the stunts that are in the movie script.

Last time I checked,
there were no spiders or unexpected dodgeballs.

Any chance the hero gets shot
with a cannon in the script?

What? No!

Fine. Lose the cannon,
Toby!

Yeah, Toby.
Lose the cannon.

And the next time
a 12-year-old asks you to get them a cannon,

maybe say no!

I'll need you
to take care of the livestock

during the auction.

Perfect.
I grew up ranching...

Cutting you off right there.

And you, you're gonna
fill in for my auctioneer who's running late.

[CHUCKLES]
He may talk real fast,

but he drives real slow.

Perfect. I can do
a fast auctioneer voice.

[QUICKLY]
One dollar two, bada bing bada boom

with a little poutine,
I'm getting pretty hungry, with a chicken wing

and a little maple syrup,
bada bada bing, and I'm doing pretty good, eh?

Wow, uh, what did you say?

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Nothing. Just made sounds with my mouth.

I am already
regretting this offer.

Why am I dressed
like this?

I'm planting you
in the audience

to drive up bidding
during the auction.

This makes you seem like
a wealthy, dignified older woman,

and not some silly camper.

Yeah, because
zebra pants scream that I'm a serious person.

Exactly.

You see, the livestock
belong to local ranchers.

But, for running this auction,
I get a percentage of the sales.

So, the bigger the bids,

the bigger the steaks I buy
at dinner afterwards.

Cool, so you're
buying us steaks?

No. I will be
eating multiple steaks.

Are you all seeing this?

Oh. That there
is an alpaca.

It's all
we're selling today.

Lots of ranchers raise them
for their expensive wool.

Oh, yeah. I used
to have a sweater made of alpaca wool.

Hey, apologies
if it was yours.

Honestly,
you wear it best.

Okay, y'all. Let's earn
some steak money.

I don't know how to
take care of alpacas.

What do they even eat?

I'll look it up.

Bill, you just
dropped the key.

And the alpaca
just ate it.

No!

Well, now we know
one thing they eat.

The keys
to lost treasure!

Cut it out, alpaca,
spit it out!

I fear the next time
we see the key, it will be at...

[IN SINISTER VOICE]
The other end.

So, now we have to
wait for an alpaca

to poop out our clue
to the lost treasure of Dusty Tush?

Is it just me
or does stuff like this happen every week?

We can't let anyone
buy this alpaca before we get that key back.

We need to stall the auction
until our furry friend,

you know,
lets loose its caboose.

Bill.

Ew.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Destiny and I will sell all the other alpacas

as slowly as possible.

And I'll keep
feeding this one.

I know when I get full,
I always have to go.

TMI again?

Little bit.You are on a roll.

Okay, Destiny.
It's show time.

[IN HEAVY
SOUTHERN ACCENT] Oh, heavens!

Pardon me.
Make way, make way.

Old money coming through.

Hello, Dusty Tushians.

Who's ready
to buy some alpacas?

We've got 23 to get through,
so settle in,

because this could
take all day.

Why would this take all day?

Dear, sweet auctioneer,

who I know not personally.
[GIGGLES]

Please do tell us
every little titbit

about these fine animals,
so we might make informed purchases.

I would hate
to buy faux alpaca.

Yes, happy to oblige, Miss?

Uh, Lady Picklesworth.

I didn't amass a fortune
from being thrice widowed just to be called miss.

Here's our first
alpaca for auction!

Excellent! I must know

what are its dietary needs,
who does their hair,

and where, pray tell,
did their parents meet?

I wanna make sure my stock
is from good stock.

Note to self.

Hire less dramatic kids
next time.

So, I made a list
of all the stunts and I read through the script.

By the way, the ending
was super predictable.

I'll pass along the note.

We'll start
with when your secret agent character

breaks into the vault,
protected by a laser gun.

Good grief!

Did you leave any red yarn
for arts and crafts?

Excellent question.

No.

I don't see a way
through this.

I think you think
I'm a lot bendier than I am.

Step one of being fearless.

Don't think, just do.

My approach to acting

is a little...Excuse me!

[YELLING]
Are we a delicate flower or are we an actor?

Now get out there,

and dodge those lasers!

Go, go, go, go!

[WHIMPERING] Okay.

[CRASHING]

[OBJECTS SHATTERING]

I, uh...

I may have
triggered the alarm.

Ooh, Lou,
maybe for the video, I could show my moms

how I chop wood.[GASPS]

Great idea,
is what I would say

if I thought you could
actually chop wood.

Come on.
I really wanna show them

how outdoorsy I've gotten
now that I'm not playing video games

twenty-seven
hours a day.

But there's only
24 hours in a day.

Yeah, but we had
a time machine in our kitchen too.

Sure.

Let's chop some wood.

And action.[PHONE CAMERA BEEPS]

[WHOOSHES AND CHOPS]

And...

Cut.

And that brings us
to 2018,

when this little guy
developed an astigmatism.

Ooh, exotic.

Just sell the alpaca.

And talk faster,
or I'll take over.

Bill, how we doing?

Nothing yet.
Keep stalling for Fuzzywuff.

I'm sorry, Fuzzywuff?

That's right.
I named the alpaca.

We've grown close.

All right! Let's start
the bidding on Lot Number 1.

[IN FAST VOICE]
Do I got one cent, bid,

now two, now two, gimme,
get three pennies, who's got three pennies?

No!

The bidding needs to start
higher than one cent.

I bid one million dollars.

[ALL GASP]What? [YELPS]

You don't have
one million dollars.

Not true.

The Captain left me his
lucrative tug boat business.

Toot toot, my love.

[SCOFFS]
That's enough!

Who wants this dang alpaca
for 500 bucks?

Great, take it.

On to Lot Number 2.

No! You can't
sell this one.

It ate the key we need
to open the book you're giving us.

Who cares about some
dumb, boring ledger that came from the ranch,

like 100 years ag...

[EMPHATICALLY]
Wait a second.

Do you want that ledger

because it has something
to do with the lost treasure of Dusty Tush?

[SCOFFS] Treasure?
Wha...

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Yeah, that sold it.

I knew it.

I won't make
the same mistake I made

giving you the deed
with the map on it.

I'll hold on
to this alpaca and get the key.

But the alpaca's not yours.

Then, I'll bid on him
and win it.

You can't bid on it,
and be the auctioneer.

And I won't
run the auction for you.

[SCOFFS] So who you
gonna get to do it?

[IN FAST VOICE]
Hey there.

I'm a real safe driver.
Click your ticket.

Seatbelts save lives.
Who's ready to sell some alpacas?

We are running out
of objections.

Come out, Noah.
Show me how it feels.

[SIGHS]

It feels...

Like the last thing
I'll ever do on this earth!

The Winniesonic
Jetpack Version 2.0 is totally safe.

It was 1.0 that was
a little butt melty.

Okay, I don't think
I can do this.

You have to.
The jetpack chase

is the final scene
in the movie.

So, just hit this button,
and blast off.

Oh, wait.
Not that button.

That's the
self-destruct button.

That could
have been messy.

Nope, I'm out!
I can't do this!

I just need to face it.
I'm not brave enough to do my own stunts.

[CLICKS][BEEPING]

[BEEPING]Oh, no!

[PANTING]
I hit the self-destruct!

Tell my parents
I love them!

Relax!

You just hit the button
for the beeps when you back up.

Will you please put
some labels on this thing?

I definitely need
to show my moms how I do ranch stuff.

They'd love that.

You know...

This pile of hay really
needs to be baled.

Come on, Lou.

Now's not the time
for your to-do list.

I need to figure out
an activity for my video.

Three, two, one.

[GASPS] Wait. I can bale
the hay for my video.

There it is.

You know, the baler is
pretty simple to use.

I don't even think
you can mess it up.

Well, you
messed it up.

You're right.
I failed.

Again.

Jake, don't feel bad.

Let's head out
to the stables

and have the horses
eat us out of this predicament.

And then we'll
tackle the next thing for your video.

No thanks.

I'm done.

I don't wanna
show my mom's. I haven't changed at all.

Jake, Come on.
Jake.

Whoa![THUDS]

Little help.

I'm turtling here.

We can't let
The Marshal get that key.

I'll bid against him,
since I'm the most competitive.

Bid against him
with what?

Yeah, we have
no money.

That's not
gonna stop me.

The captain always
admired my tenacity.

I might be losing
touch with reality.

All interested parties
will begin the bidding on lot number two at $100.

Do I have $100,
I have $100,

one hundred, now $200,
looking for $200,

$200 from
the gentleman in the pinky rings.

Do I see $300 up?
We're at $300.

I bid my
first ever tiara

from the first ever
pageant I was in.

Little Miss
Smoked Meats Market.

Uh, not sure
what to do with that.

My tiara
is priceless.

So I guess
that means I win.

What's next?
Do we box up the alpaca?

Not so fast.

Two can play
at that game.

I bid my baby's
first belt buckle.

It's also priceless,

though it did make
tummy time real uncomfortable.

I bid my
autographed Lizzo poster.

She dotted
the heart with an I

and she looks
fabulous.

I bid my family's
gold mine claim.

Never did find
any gold,

but it's a great place
to get away and just be with your thoughts.

Doesn't really top Lizzo.
Everybody loves Lizzo.

Fine, I bid

my armadillo
sarsaparilla shop.

[ALL GASP]

Priceless to me,
but also worth a lot of money.

Help. Got anything
to beat that?

Oh, my parents have
the clippings from my first rattails.

Does that help?

If not, I really regret
disclosing the fact that I had a rattail.

Last bid is accepted.
Lot number two goes to the gentleman in pinky rings.

[WHOOPING
TRIUMPHANTLY]

I win.
[LAUGHING]

I can't believe this.

Me either, I didn't know
you could use a gavel as an auctioneer.

That's so cool.

Seriously, Parker?

Look, I'm also
crushed about losing the key.

Humans have
complicated feelings.

[JETPACK BEEPS
AND POWERS UP]

Perhaps I should've
left that outside.

[JETPACK POWERS DOWN]Noah, I've thought
about some stuff.

I'm not letting you
give up on your action movie.

Also, I'm growing
out my bangs,

but that's
a whole other thing.

Save it, Winnie.

I'm not
brave enough.

You're braver
than you think.

Do you remember
how you felt

the first time
you ever got on stage?

I was so nervous.
I threw up in Yorick's skull.

[CHUCKLES]
I was not invited to the wrap party.

And now you're
a working actor.

What about
the first time you became

a counselor
in charge of campers?

Were you
scared then?

Yeah, but being a counselor
was too important to me to give up.

This is
important too.

You can't let
being afraid get in the way.

Bravery isn't
the absence of fear.

It's being scared,
but doing things anyway.

I read that on
a bumper sticker.

So, what do you say?

I say... [SIGHS]

Let's blast off!

Why are you
so far away?

Just in case you hit
the self destruct button.

Can we at least
put tape over that?

No time.
Take to the skies!

Okay.
You got this, Noah.

And if you don't,

Noah Rocketman Lambert
will look great on a headstone.

[JETPACK WHIRRING]Yay! Way to go, Noah.

[NOAH SCREAMING]

Uh-oh, I forgot
to tell him how to steer.

[CRASHING]

Did you break anything?

No, I think I'm okay.

I was talking about
the jet pack.

How's your butt?

Is it melty?

Little bit.

Jake, can we talk?

I know you're upset
because your video

didn't go
like you thought.

You say you
haven't changed at all,

but I know
you've changed. A lot.

Are you saying
I've changed for the worse?

Messed up, Lou.

What if I said
your hair wasn't as on point as usual?

I know you're
in a bit of a "glass-half-empty"

kind of mood,
so I'll let that slide.

Sorry.

I'm just upset
about being terrible at camp.

Clearly your hair
is straight fire.

Jake, you don't
need to be great

at camping
and ranching.

It's just great
that you're open to trying new things.

That's what your moms
are gonna love to see when they watch this video.

You still think
I should send it to them?

Definitely,
you should show 'em

everything
we shot today.

Except maybe
the ax part.

That was pretty
negligent of me.

Okay, I will.

Thanks, Lou.
I feel a lot better.

Ooh, I'm gonna go
get my head stuck in something.

You do it
on purpose.

None of this
would have happened,

if I just wore
the key on a chain around my neck.

But I'm just
not a jewelry guy.

Well, well, if it isn't
the town villain

and the adorable pet,
he doesn't deserve.

The alpaca did
its business,

and I fished
out the key.

[LAUGHS] I would've
been here sooner to gloat.

But first I had
to wash my hands about 50 times.

I can't believe
this is how the hunt ends for us.

Now, for
the next clue so I can find

the lost treasure
of Dusty Tush. [LAUGHS]

THE MARSHAL: What?

What? Every page
is blank.

The ledger's
a dead end?

I can't believe
I gave up my sarsaparilla shop

for nothing.

Now I'm stuck
with a pet alpaca.

Where do you even
put a collar on a neck this tall?

Come on,
Fuzzywuff.

I don't
understand.

How can an operations
ledger be blank?

Also, what is
an operations ledger?

This can't be right.
There has to be a clue in here.

Uh, look, the water
made the binding start to come apart.

I think there's
something inside

It says,
"First National Bank of Dusty Tush Railway

"in safety deposit
box number 13."

The next step of
the treasure hunt.

Or maybe
the last step.

The treasure could be in
the safety deposit box.

No matter what happens,
this worked out for the best,

'cause, none of us
had to dig through alpaca poo.

[FAST VOICE]
Lot of weird stuff happening here.

Gotta get going.
Do you guys validate parking?

Noah. I'm worried
that I didn't help you today.

And now you're
not going to audition for that movie

because of me?

No way.

You showed me
how brave I really am.

I survived a day with
Wild Winnie Webber.

I'm ready
to face any fear.

I'm on hold
with the casting director of the movie right now.

Really?
That's awesome. I'm proud of you.

[SOFTLY] Wait.

Hello?

Uh, yes.

My name is Noah Lambert,
and I would love to audition for your movie.

Uh-huh.

I see. [LAUGHS]

Okay, I will do that.

So?

She said, I could
just email them an audio recording.

Turns out, it's an
animated movie.

[YELLS] What?

Now it makes
a lot more sense

that my character
is a talking seal.

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