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We know what it's like
to suddenly lose your dad.

Lean on us.

Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

Hey, uh, is Sophie around?

You can't just do this.

My friend isn't even here
to get what he needs.

Your dad has been having
memory problems.

I am perfectly fine.

We won't know anything for sure
until we get the MRI.

Well, looks like
my next client is here.

- Should I tell them?
- Tell them what?

That I'm your favorite.

I got my PhD at Berkeley.

I did a few semesters
at Sanborn College.

And what do you do now?

I'm a driver for Mov'n.

We're gonna get
a replacement therapist

to take over your show.

A replacement?

Just temporarily,
while you're out.

I really appreciate
the opportunity.

So... how are you doing
with the loss of your dad?

Pretty great, actually.

Yeah, that guy
was a real S.O.B.

Gary.

I know. No jokes.

It's been...

It's been pretty hard.

I can't bring myself
to sell the cab

of the 18-wheeler
that he used to drive.

I just have a cab parked
outside my place.

Well, he spent a lot of time
in that truck.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Has a perfect indentation
of his butt

in the driver's seat.

An unknown downside
of having a bubble butt

is, uh, seat cushion imprinting.

Yeah. Not that I need
to tell you that.

Excuse me?

No, no. Not you.

Me.
This-- Yeah.

I mean,
every time I get up,

you have to
de-ass this couch.

His truck
brings you comfort.

Like a Bruins fan
and his lucky hat.

Which you were able
to let go of

when the time was right.

Hmm.

I don't know if I'd call
giving away my lucky hat

a month before
my cancer came back

the right time, but...

I'm just saying,
be kind to yourself.

You'll know when you're ready
to let it go.

Brace yourself.

I'm going to attempt
to be earnest.

I honestly don't know
what I'd do without you.

Well, um,
actually, Gary,

before we go on,
there's, um--

there's something I need
to talk to you about.

I can't say too much
until it's for sure,

but I'm up for a new
career opportunity,

which means I might
have to take a sabbatical.

But don't worry.
I'll, um--

I'll give you a number
of a very talented colleague.

You'll be in good hands.

Okay, not to
belabor the issue,

but how could
she do this to me?

How?

Like, with all
this stuff

that I'm going through
right now?

Look, I know
that this hurts,

but therapists
have their own lives,

and whatever Dr. Jessica
is going through,

I promise it has nothing
to do with you.

I can't believe
you're taking her side.

I mean, you never
even liked her.

Oh, I didn't not like her.

I just thought that,
at times,

some of the advice
she gave you was,

mm, basic.

Yeah, she knows
her audience.

Well, if you don't
like anybody

that Dr. Jessica recommends,

you can take a look
at this extensive list

of guest hosts
I put together for Colton.

What are the bold ones?

Oh, those are the ones
with just a little bit

of vocal fry.

"Hi, you're
in the room with Dr. Demetrius."

That's a terrifying room.

Yeah, exactly.

Ah, in 12 weeks,

Colton will be
begging me to come back.

I don't know.

It's just, the idea
of starting over from--

from the beginning
with someone brand new.

I mean, it's eight sessions
of-- of just backstory.

Well, look,
you'll figure it out,

but not tonight.

Because this might be
the last Bruins game

you get to enjoy without poop
under your fingernails.

It's as if you've never
even been to the Garden.

What I want to know

is why
you're potentially

spending your last night
of childless freedom

locked in an escape room
for an hour.

Oh, nice try!

It is not going
to be an hour,

'cause we're gonna break
your precious little record.

Not a chance.

We got out of
the Haunted Attic in--

28 minutes
and 42 seconds.

Yes, I know your record
by memory,

because it's also
the maximum time

you can go
without mentioning it.

Hey, you'd do
the same thing

if you had a record
that stood for three years.

And by the way,
it is the fastest time

for any
of their escape rooms,

and they have
seven locations

and an eighth opening
in Pittsfield.

You think
I'm intimidated

by you, Gary, and Eddie?

Please.

You guys once got lost

in a Dave Buster's
parking lot.

You okay?

Mm-hmm.

It's just, uh, hoping
it was Dr. Marcus.

Pops gave consent
for her to call

with the results
of his MRI.

She say when
she'd have them?

Not until tomorrow.

Guess I'm just
a little antsy

about the whole thing.

I know it's tough
waiting, babe,

but just try to put it
out of your mind

and focus on
having fun tonight.

Even if that's easier
said than done.

Unlike beating
your record.

I told you,
y'all don't even stand a chance.

Wait. Theo's not going
with y'all, is he?

I can't believe you're going
without me.

It's a girls' night, T.

And if we took you,
no one else would have a chance

to solve any
of the puzzles.

That's actually
a good point.

Hmm, these photos
of your grandmother

are incredible.

It was so nice of you
to digitize them for her.

Oh, don't let
him fool you.

He's not doing it out of
the goodness of his heart.

I negotiated
a fair price--

an extra hour of screen time
for every album.

Oof. Smart.

Halmoni was so pretty.

Hmm. I guess we know
where her daughter gets it.

Stop.

I don't--
I don't think I will stop.

'Cause you're gorgeous.

You know, if you two
ever want to get married,

I'd be okay with that.

Oh, wow.

That's--
That's really sweet, T,

but been there,
done that.

Not gonna happen.

The new freshman dorms
should be done next summer.

And that brings us
to Lindley Commons,

the heart
of the campus

and the main gathering place
for all student activities.

I know it well.

I used to do a lot of hacky sack
on that lawn.

Oh, well,
if you went here,

your son
should definitely

put that
on his application.

They love legacies.

Oh, no,
he's not my son.

Sorry.
Um, I'm actually taking
the tour for me.

I was thinking about
finishing my degree.

I did a couple of semesters here
back in 1998.

Oh, that's the year
I was born.

Wow.

Eh, yeah, sorry,

we just don't have
a lot of students your age.

But that's cool.

Anyways, uh, up next
is the dining hall.

Anyone here vegan?

No?

But I had it
all planned.

I know.

I know, and--
and I'm really sorry,

but they've never invited me
to the game before.

This night means
a lot to them.

It means a lot
to me, too.

♪ Da-da-da-da

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da

♪ Da-da-da

Have fun.

♪ Da-daaaaa

♪ It's the final countdown

Whoo!

It's moments
like these

that make me proud
I'm not straight.

Yeah, 'cause if anyone's
cornered the market

on flashy production numbers,
it's the straights.

It's the last game
of the season, Danny.

We have to go
all out.

It's the last game
in our seats.

Ed, you got
the tickets, right?

All set.

That's what you said
when we missed

Game 7 in the finals

because you flew us
through O'Hare.

Relax, okay?

Okay.
Confirmation.

I can't believe you're not
renewing your season tickets.

Well, you would
believe it

if you drove
for Mov'n for a living.

Side note-- tipping
is not just for waiters.

And it turns out
that shaping young minds

is nowhere near
as lucrative

as making commercials
for root beer.

Who knew?

All the more reason

to savor tonight, gentlemen.

Yes!

I gotta take this.

♪ We're flying
to Venus ♪

Oh, Mrs. Theo!

Melissa,
how are you?

They used to call Eddie and me
Mr. and Mrs. Theo

because we came in here
with him so much.

Oh. I gathered.

It's the cutest
family ever.

Actually, Eddie and I,
uh, split up.

Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.

Are you doing okay?
Totally.

He and I
are co-parenting,

and Theo--
he's doing great.

And I'm really,
really happy.

Good.

Did you get
all our waivers?

Yep, let's get you
checked in.

And I'm Greta.
Nice to meet you.

Hey!
Hey!
There you are.

We had a hard time getting into
the building.

But I promise you, we will not
have a hard time getting out.

Oh, this is probably
your last night out

for a while, right?

Which is why tonight is
all about having fun.

Absolutely!
This is all about a good time.

But I'm just gonna say
this once--

we are only as strong
as our weakest link.

Do not let that
be you.

- Yes, sir.
- Like you said.

Fun.

Okay, ladies,

let's go through
some ground rules

for the Haunted Attic.

First off, once
the door closes,

the timer begins,

and you have one hour
to escape the room.

Correction-- we have
28 minutes and 41 seconds.

That beats the record
by one second.

- That's right.
- Okay.

Rule number two--
there are no phones allowed.

Rule number three--
if you have to use the restroom,

go right now,
because there are no time-outs

in the Haunted Attic.

- Alright.
- That's fine.

Rule four-- things
might seem like a solution--

Uh, I've heard
this before.

I'm gonna get some water.
You want anything?

Uh, no, I'm good.
Go quench your thirst.

Rule five-- listen up.

- Hey.
- Absolutely none of the puzzles,
and I mean--

Can I get a bottle of water, please?

You got it....so do not use...

How much is it?

On the house.

Oh, let me guess, you do that
for all the girls?

And the boys.

And the elderly.

They're complimentary.

But I'm sure all members
of Hell And/Or Roosevelt

are used
to getting free swag.

Wait, h--
you know my band?

I saw you at the Sinclair
last week.

Oh, my gosh.

So, did you like us?

Are you kidding?

You walked out
on the stage

and you just owned it,
you know?

You were totally
in the zone.

You're a natural
out there,

but I'm sure I'm not

the first person
to tell you that.

Y-You okay?

Okay.
This is so exciting.

- Let's go in!
- Let's enter.

- Whoo!
- Hey, Soph.

Get your butt over here.
We're going in.

Thanks.

Your dad
even liked part three,

and nobody
liked part three.

Hey, man.
Everything alright?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just another parent

complaining about
their kid's A-minus.

We were just
telling Danny

about how every time
we went to Salvatore's

before the big game,

Jon would do his
Brando impression.

Except it always come out
sounding like Pesci.

"I'm gonna make you an offer
that you can't refuse."

Uh, speaking
of godfathers,

Mr. Baby Daddy,
I sort of thought

I'd be getting the nod
from you by now.

That's probably because
he's trying to figure out

how to break it to you
that he's gonna pick me.

What are you gonna do?
You gonna flip a coin?

Actually, Dan,
I have a better idea.

Tonight, gentlemen,
we're gonna play

"Who Wants to Be
the Godfather?"

Oh, no.
Game on.

- Game over.
- Yeah, for you.

Well, you don't even
stand a chance.

Oh, wow.

I am Lady MacAtee.

Ooh. Welcome to my attic.

After marrying for money
and not for love,

my evil husband
locked me up here.

To die.

I love this so much. Wilfred was a fraud
and a murderer,

but it was I
who had the last laugh.

I hid the deed he was after
in this very room,

where I could watch over it
for all eternity.

I believe the modern day
term for that is hoarder.

You must find the deed

and release my spirit.

If not, you will face
the same fate as me

and haunt this attic forever!

Whoa.
That was intense.

Thanks. I did some summer stock
in the Berkshires.

You can tell.

Phones, please.

Oh.

Hey, Claudia,
what's up?

Hey, so I gave
Colton your list

of potential guest hosts,

but I guess
he already found someone.

Oh, wow,
that was fast.

Yeah.

Actually,
he's bringing her in

for an audition tonight,
in like half an hour.

O-kay, so do you know
who she is?

Her name is
Dr. Jessica Bruno?

Wait, Dr. Jessica?

You know her?

Uh, yeah,
she's Gary's therapist.

Oh, well,
that's a coincidence.

Yeah, unless it's not.

Um... no, uh, Claudia,
I need to talk to Colton.

Can you get him
on the phone-- Whoop.

No phones in
the Haunted Attic.

And the clock
starts now!

But I--

Okay. Alright, everybody.
Fan out.

Go to your sections.

Okay, I'm gonna
take this corner.

What happened?

Nothing.

Come on.

Uh, okay, I'm gonna
go out on a limb

and say we need
some kind of key.

Yeah, well,
somebody find it,

'cause we need
to get out of here.

Love your moxie.
Alright, hear that, people?

If we want
to beat the guys,

we need to all
be more like Maggie.

Oh, yes.

That's
"Rock-a-bye Baby".

The cradle!

Oh. Ha ha!

Oh.

Hey, uh, Maggie,

in case we get
stuck in here forever,

you can just do your show
from here.

Okay, we're looking
for a key here, people.

And that is
another point for Rome.

Which means
- the game is tied.
- What?

And now we move
to the category of--

"Who Knows Gary Best?"

Oh, so,
- the same category?
- That's the whole game.

I have a tiny scar
on my right eyebrow.

Some say
it builds character.

Other say
it is irresistible.

For one point, gentlemen,
what's it from?

Hockey puck
during the practice.

No, trying to look
like Vanilla Ice, bro!

Come on!
Aww.

You two.

You're both correct.

Ha-ha.
It's true.

I took a hockey puck to the face
when I was a kid,

and then I milked it
by picking the scab.

So, it's, uh, one point
for both of them.

Okay.

Oh, still a tie game.

Lady MacAtee:
10 minutes have passed.

Find the deed and find it fast.

That's a pretty gothic
backstory, huh?

Mm. Just another evil dude
gaslighting a good woman.

Some things never change.

I found it.
I found the key!

Okay, yes! Less celebrating,
more opening!

- Okay.
- What she said.

Oh, Lady MacAtee's
- journal.
- Yeah, give me that.

Now you'll find out
how much of a lady

that old hag really is.

You know I can
hear you on this.

I do now.

Ooh, okay,
check this out.

This is a poem.
It has to be a clue.

"Forgoing love
to get me here,

locked in an attic,
forever I fear.

The dress I wore
on my big day,

shall hold the key
so safe away.

But forget not
which was meant to last

or else you'll fail
what you have passed."

Wait, uh, what--
what are the first letters

of each line
of the poem?

Um, F-L-T-S-B.

Ooh, let me try that.

F-L-T-S-B.

Ooh.
It worked!

- It opened!
- Yes!

Oh.
Oh, my God.

Oh
a wedding dress.

I wonder if that makes
anybody here uncomfortable.

Wait, wait.
- Oh.
- Ooh.

- Engagement rings?
- Okay, where do they go?

Oh,
the creepy mannequin?

Katherine,
you are a genius.

Genius?
I don't know.

MVP, maybe.

Wait, Maggie, wait.
Uh, remember the rules?

These places have traps.

L-Let's think
about it before...

Oh.

...that happens.

Lady MacAtee:
You chose poorly!

Make sure
they're unlocked.

How is snooping on our phones
part of this game?

Checking your search histories
for anything incriminating

to see just how fit
for this job you really are.

Congratulations
to the new godfather.

Hey, man, you're gonna
be excellent.

Thank you, sir.

Really, Rome?

They staged
the moon landing?

Oh.
Bruh, no.

Read the article,
then judge, okay?

We went to the moon
in 1969.

50 years later, we're trying
to "figure out" how to get back?

I'm suspect.

What it sounds like is
a five-point deduction.

What do we have behind,
uh, door number two?

We have two
dating sites...

...and the admissions page
to Sanborn College?

What?
Care to explain that, Ed?

Getting a head start checking
out colleges for Theo.

Right.

Well played.

Five points for Eddie.

Five points.
And we have another tie.

That is so unfair.

Oh, imagine that.
The guy who thinks NASA

is pulling a fast one on us
isn't a fan of universities.

I'm telling you guys.
Don't rule it out.

That's the third time
Milo's called.

You need to get that?

No. No, no.
It's-- It's fine.

Um, I will
call him later.

You sure?

Everything's--
Everything's okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, uh, no,
everything's great.

Um, we were just--

you know, we were supposed
to hang out tonight.

It's our one-year
anniversary.

Oh.
Dude.

Wait, you're hanging out with us
on your anniversary?

Dan.

You're usually all
about the romance.

What--
What's going on here?

Well, Milo-- Milo and I
always said we'd wait

for our first anniversary
to, um...

do it.

Uh, to do what?

Dude.

Right, sure. Oh.

Yeah.

And now that it's here,

I'm kinda freaking out.

Correct me if I'm wrong,
but isn't paper traditionally

the-- the gift
for a one-year anniversary?

Look, anniversary
or no anniversary,

if you're not ready--No. It's not that.

I-I want this.

I mean,
I-I think I do,

but it's his
first time, too,

and he wants everything
to be perfect,

and what if--
what if everything is perfect,

you know, except me?

Oh, dude,
we've all been there.

Trust us.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Well, what was
your first time like?

Nah.

Okay, well,
I guess, uh--

I guess I'm going first,
and that's fine.

Uh, I lost my virginity
in high school

to Heather Trevelini.

Mm-hmm. First thing we did
was buy condoms.

Yeah, I already
got that covered.

Usually you wait until
your partner's in the room,

but I guess you can
never be too safe.

Heather and I figured
we had three hours

because her parents
went to

a dinner theater production
of "Cats".

Meow!
Don't do that.

Wow, immediately
regretted it.

Add it to the list.

We also had perfect plan.

Ours was
to do it in her pool,

and it was
all going swimmingly,

until I realized
that we were not alone.

Oh, no.
Oh, yes.

Her parents hated the show
so much

that they left as soon as they
finished their veal parmesan.

Mm, well, what did they think
about the second show?

Let's just say
they got a memory

that they will never forget.

Ooh.

You go.

Uh, me?
Mm-hmm. You.

O-kay.

So, um, my first
was with Trina Sharp.

She was cute cute.

Worked at a Blockbuster
down the street from my house.

I rented a movie
every day

just so that I could see her
and say hi.

Oh, this is a nice origin story,
Mr. Spielberg.

Yeah, man.

Well, I got
this big idea

that I was gonna
get my dad's camcorder

and ask her out
on video.

So, I make the video,

stuff it into
the return slot.

Turns out,
it was her day off.

Yeah, so I go back
to the store,

and her coworkers
have got the video

playing on
every single TV.

- Ooh.
- Swing and a miss.

They did rewind,
but they were not kind.

Um, any chance someone
still has that video?

Asking for a friend.

Man.

No, by this time,
I'm afraid

to even go anywhere
near Blockbuster.

Then a couple
nights later,

Trina shows up
to my house

with a copy of
"She's Gotta Have It".

Oh, subtlety
wasn't her thing, either.

Whole thing was over
before the FBI warning.

One of the best 30 seconds
of my life.

- Yeah.
- Aww. And there it is.

Okay, rockstar, you're up.

I can't believe
we don't know this story.

Let me guess--
groupie on a tour bus?

I can't tell you
about it.

What? Wait, you're that
secretive?

- Really?
- No groupie?

I can't tell you about it
because I don't remember it.

I was totally
blackout drunk.

Well, for what it's worth,

you were a very
passionate young man

and I had a wonderful time.

Oh, but the thing
that kills me is...

it's supposed
to be this story

you get to tell
for the rest of your life.

I got nothing.

I do not recommend it.

Well, I think the point here,
Dan Dixon,

is that your first time
never goes as planned.

Hmm.
And that's okay.

It's not about perfection.

It's about learning how to be
vulnerable with someone.

In your case,
someone that you love,

which is awesome.

Do you guys mind
if I skip the game?

- Come on.
- Get out of here.

I will store my nachos
on your empty seat.

Thank you, guys.

Really.
Thank you.

We love you, pal.

I love you guys, too.

You're gonna be
one hell of a dad.

Well, I learned
from the very best.

I'm of course
talking about my father.

You two are fine.

This ring
won't budge!

Uh, okay,
it says in the journal

that the man she was
supposed to marry was poor,

so that means,
like, what,

the right ring
would be the most modest?

Uh, here it is.

But we still need to get
the other one off.

Stupid ring.
I should have known better.

18 minutes.

Not helping!

We are not gonna beat
the guys' time,

and we're gonna have
to hear about it forever.

Damn it! I do not
have time for this!

- Oh.
- Whoa!

- Uh...
- Wait, wait, Maggie--

Oh.
Uh...

Okay.
Um, come on now.

Who cares
if we beat the guys?

This is
supposed to be fun.

It's not fun, okay?

It's not fun.

I'm done.

Honey, it's just--
just a game.

It's not just the game.
It's my life.

I feel like
the walls are just closing in

from every direction.

G-God, Claudia
just told me

that Colton
is auditioning

a new therapist
to replace me.

They can't just replace you
because you're pregnant.

That's illegal.

Yeah, but they
could replace me

with someone
who's more talented,

more available,
less sleep-deprived.

Okay, come on,
though, really,

who is more talented
than you are?

Maybe Dr. Jessica.

Gary's Dr. Jessica?

Yeah, she found out
from one of his sessions

that I'm going
on maternity leave,

and she came for my job.

That's not okay.

What time
is this audition?

Right now.

Well, then, let's go, people.
You heard her.

We need to get that ring off
and get the modest ring on.

Alright,
this might be something.

It says, "I should have
given you my hand

when you asked
so politely."

Asked so politely.
How do we ask for the hand?

Uh, okay, hang on.

May I have your hand?

I'm good at so many
other things.

Okay, I-I--
Let me try.

Uh, please, please,
can I have your hand?

Yeah. [ Gasps ] It came off!
Can I have the other ring?

Yes!

Whoa!

- Aah!
- Hey, look at that.

"When Charlotte Bronte
finds her place,

you'll open up
the secret space."

Uh, "Jane Eyre"?

I-I saw that around here somewhere.

Oh.
Okay, great.

Uh...

Oh, hey.

Found it!

Oh, wait, here.
Right here.

Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

- Aah!
- Oh, my God!

Oh, oh, oh.

Aah!

We did it! We did it!

We did it!

- We did it!
- We did it!

♪ We did it, we did it

♪ We did it, did it, did it
Ow!

Congratulations, ladies.

You've set the spirit
of Lady MacAtee free,

and you guys did it
in 28 minutes and...

57 seconds.

No!

We missed the guys' record
by like 15 seconds.

No, it's my fault.

Their session didn't include
stopping for 90 seconds

to let someone cry.

No, but they did ask
for two hints.

What?
Wait, you can ask
for hints?

Smile.

- What?
- I cannot wait to call
the guys out on this.

No, me, too.

But actually, I have to be
somewhere right now.

Melissa, my phone please.
Thank you.

Oh, uh, wait,
you wanna...

bring this with you?

Don't tempt me.

I...
Wow.

She's, like, so much stronger
than she looks.

So, let's talk about
your security deposit.

Free mints?

Nice touch.

Can't believe we made such
good time getting down here.

Guys, where are all
the, you know... people?

Oh, no.

This is a new low
for us.

I can't believe it was
a day game.

They already took down
the boards.

They're prepping for
the Celtics game tomorrow.

O'Hare Eddie
strikes again.

I'm so sorry.

I was so excited,
I didn't even think to look.

Hey, you guys aren't
supposed to be in here.

What,
did you forget something?

Yeah, this man's ability
to tell time.

Our bad.
Have a good night.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

You're Herb, right?

I'm Walter Howard's son, Rome.

My dad used to be
an usher here.

Rome Howard?
Yes.

Last time I saw you,

you must've been
about this high.

Back then, this guy
was running around

and ducking under the seats
to sweep up the popcorn.

And eating more of it
than he swept.

Well, now we know
why all his hair fell out.

Your dad was the best.
How's he doing, anyways?

He's really,
really great, man.

He's doing good.

Herb, would you mind
doing us a favor?

You know, just
for old times' sake?

Hey, don't forget
your photo.

Which may or may not have
a Post-it

with my phone number
on the back.

Here it is.

In case you want to
get gelato

at that cool place
at the Natick Mall

with
your number one fan?

I'm just pretty busy
right now.

Yeah.

Sure.

Lemme know
if that changes.

Thanks.

You're my ride home, remember?

Mm, I just needed
some space.

That guy gave me
his number.

Okay.

I saw you two
talking earlier.

He's kinda cute.

Yeah.
It's just...

he was so nice.

Too nice.

I just...

I don't know
if I can trust that.

Because of...

Hmm.

Yeah, when I first started
working with Peter,

he made me feel like the most
amazing person in the world.

But he was only saying
those things to manipulate me.

Okay, look,

someone came into
your life

who didn't deserve
to be there.

But, Soph,
Peter was one man,

an awful one,

but there's good ones
out there, too, and--

I don't know.
Maybe you're not ready yet,

but if you don't ever
give anyone a chance, honey,

you might never experience
the difference.

Nice to see you again,
Ms. Theo.

Tell the actual Theo
I said hi.

I will.
Take care.

Hey,
is everything okay?

Yeah,
why do you ask?

Uh, well, because you look
pretty grumpy

in our victory photo?

Yeah, I-I'm fine.
It was fun.

I got to learn a lot more
about your friends.

Of which, apparently,
I am one.

Did I--
Did I do something wrong?

Melissa knows, like,
your whole family history.

It's-- It's almost like you
went out of your way

not to tell her
about us.

I don't need everyone
to know everything

about my personal life,
especially total strangers.

She's not a total stranger,
Mrs. Theo,

but it's not
just about that.

When Theo mentioned
the idea of marriage,

you acted like it was
completely ridiculous.

Wait a minute.

You-- You want
to get married again?

I'm not saying that.

It's just, you know,
you were so quick to be, like,

"Not gonna happen,"
it, um-- it makes me wonder

if I am more serious
about our future than you are.

I feel like I'm still
that teenager on the beach

asking you to homecoming
and you're laughing at me.

Like the idea of us, uh,
together is a joke.

Come with me.

Hey, Melissa, I want to
introduce you to Greta,

my girlfriend.

I figured that was the case
when you put her down

as your emergency contact
at the same address.

I did.

I'm pretty good
at puzzles, too.

I'm honored that you put me down
as your emergency contact.

- Yeah.
- Especially since we were

locked in an escape room
together without our phones.

Hey, if I'm going down,
I'm going down with you.

Well, we got the stadium
all to ourselves,

just as I had
always intended, obviously.

Man,
this place is so cool

when it's empty
like this.

I don't even care that
we missed the game.

- 10 points for Ed.
- What?

Of course,
it was Rome's connection

that got us into the seats,
so, uh...

- 50 points for Rome.
- You know what?

I've lost track.
What's the score now?

No clue.

Our scorekeeper's off
possibly scoring as we speak.

Pretty brave kid, though,

to tell us what
was really going on.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hm.

Small confession.

That search on my phone
for Sanborn College--

that wasn't for Theo.

That was for me.

Nobody thought
it was for Theo.

The kid's
Harvard material.

You thinking about going
back to school, huh?

I don't know.

I mean, until now,
my greatest career achievement

is opening up
for Kings of Leon--

- Right over there!
- Right over there!

Ha. Exactly.

I peaked 20 years ago.

Not true.

Your greatest achievements
are Charlie and Theo.

And the baby that
you and I made that night.

And I want to make Theo
and Charlie proud of me.

Which is why
I am thinking about

becoming a licensed
addiction counselor.

Really?

Dude, that's fantastic.

I think I didn't say
anything earlier because,

well,
it's kind of embarrassing,

the idea
of going back to school

and class with kids
half my age.

- Is this a dumb idea?
- No, man.

You're not dumb for wanting
to go back to school.

You're dumb for Googling
"Is a pea a vegetable?"

Unh-unh.
You really did that?

You know, guys,
it's funny.

When you're a kid,
all you want to do

is make
your parents proud,

but when you're an adult,
it is all about

how you are gonna be
remembered by your kids.

That's really beautiful.

No, Ed, maybe you should be
a motivational speaker instead.

You got Rome welling up
over here.

No, man, it's not that.
It's just--

My dad's not doing
so well.

He's been, um--

He's forgetting
a lot of things.

Delilah referred me
to her dad's doctor--

that's who called me earlier.

Pop's test results
are in, and, uh...

they're thinking
it's Alzheimer's.

I'm so sorry, man.

Since my mom passed...

...I've been trying to work
on my relationship with my dad,

and just as I feel like
we're getting to a good place...

...I'm beginning to lose him
all over again.

You know what?

We're keeping these seats.

Hm?
Yes.

I'm going to sell
my dad's truck,

and we are gonna be
right back here next season,

and every damn season
after that.

Buddy.
You sure
you wanna do that?

Absolutely.

It's exactly what my dad
would have wanted.

You know what?

Ah, baby.

Hey,
I'll toast to that.

What is it with you
and other people's popcorn?

Relax, man,
it's all free.

Okay. Alright.

That's awful.

The game is over,
but... you know who won?

- Both of you.
- Aww.

Congrats, godfathers.

It's both of you,
and Danny.

Buddy.
And Danny.

Band of dads.

Gentlemen.

You're in the room
with Dr. Jessica.

I think we have time
for one more question.

Hi.

My name is Claudia,

and I guess my question is

I feel like I'm betraying
a friend right now,

and I don't know
how to deal with it.

Thank you for that question, Claudia.

Maggie?
What are you doing here?

You are making
a big mistake.

You cannot hire
Dr. Jessica.

It is completely inappropriate.

Excuse me?

Dr. Bloom?

It's such an honor
to meet you.

I cannot believe
that you are doing this.

It's a total
conflict of interest.

You are Gary's therapist.

You know I can't disclose
the identity of my clients.

Oh, but you can use information
from their private sessions

to get a job?

Maggie, Jessica didn't
reach out to me.

I reached out to her.

Gary mentioned her
on the air last week

when he was covering
for you.

Uh...

I-I didn't know that.

Hmm.
Well, now you do.

And I'll remind you
that I'm the station manager,

and I'll hire anyone
I damn well please.

I'm so sorry
about all this.

We have some paperwork
to sign.

Follow me.

♪ Let's dance in style,
let's dance for a while ♪

♪ Heaven can wait,
we're only watching the skies ♪

Hoo-ah.

So, did you, uh-- did you save
Lady MacAtee or what?

What is it, babe?

It's Dr. Jessica.

Turns out it wasn't about you.
It was about me.

♪ Sitting in a sandpit,
life is a short trip ♪

♪ The music's for the sad man

♪ Can you imagine
when this race is won? ♪

♪ Turn our golden faces
into the sun ♪

♪ Praising our leaders,
we're getting in tune ♪

♪ The music's played
by the madman ♪

♪ Forever young

♪ I want to be
forever young ♪

Hello?

Hi. This--
Uh, this is Sophie from earlier.

Hmm. Sophie.

Oh, the super busy one, yeah.

Yeah, well,
as it turns out,

I'm actually not super busy
tomorrow afternoon.

Maybe you want to get
some overpriced gelato?

Sounds good to me.

Let me stick a Post-it Note
to my shirt to remind me.

Do you have
any other information,

like maybe a last name?

No, I-I don't know
his last name,

but my friend and I
are just trying to find him

so that we can
return his--

I might recommend a shelter.
It's a good place to start.

Yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

♪ So many songs
we forgot to play ♪

♪ So many dreams
swinging out of the blue ♪

♪ Oh, let it come true

Someone should be
taking pictures of this--

the moment
Mom turned into Halmoni.

Oh, my gosh.
Watch it, buddy.

I control your screen time.

A very young Halmoni!

♪ Do you really want
to live forever? ♪

♪ Forever?

You know, Pop,
I-I've been thinking...

you and me should go back
to the Garden sometime.

Okay.

But we'll have to wait
'til next season.

The last Bruins game
was this afternoon.

Even you remembered.

You remember
a guy named Herb?

The security guard
down there?

Of course
I remember Herb.

He still owes me
10 bucks.

Should've known
better than

to bet against the Celtics
at home.

What do you say

we go get your money back
tomorrow?

Herb said he would throw
in a tour for old time's sake.

I'd love that.

Hey, Pop...

♪ Forever young

♪ I want to be

...there's something else
I need to tell you.

The results of your MRI
came back.

♪ Do you really want
to live forever? ♪

♪ Forever?

I'm really glad
you're here.

I know we had a session,

but I wasn't really sure
you'd come--

Save it.

I only came to tell you
one thing--

you'll never be as good
as Maggie Bloom.

Gary, please--
Ah.

I'm afraid
our time is up.

♪ Ooh