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I wanna fly

it's been a long time I'm waiting for you at night

oh are you okay Bunny what's the matter baby

come on Jay

cheer up a little

it's been what 4 or 5 months since the bitch dumped you

hey Lisa's not a bitch dad

no she's interesting and honest

she's an honest interesting bitch

she just knows what she likes

honey you know what your problem is

you are too wonderful

you are you are a kind gentle sweet spirit

a little naive

you know girls your age just don't get you

they're stupid honey

they're dumb

let's face it

it's time to move on let it go

forget Lisa

she's not worth it

mom you're doing it again with your post hippie

psychological New York bullshit all right

putting the label on something putting it in a box

you know like

please don't lecture me on girls of my age okay okay

I'm just trying to help you do what blossom

Voila

I just need your signature here

you see Julian in Ghent

you meet the most beautiful girls of Europe

it's bad eh

he's my son

he's a musician

yeah but he just broke up with his girlfriend

oh I'm sorry to hear that

but she was too square to live with an artist

anyway I don't really know who he is

so don't pay any attention to what he said okay

but why can't we just send Jurian to that place

and see then what happens

okay that is the most ridiculous idea

Frank tomorrow

we are going to make an appointment and see what's what

if it's not what we thought

we'll blow the whole thing off okay

okay

okay

oh

queen egg

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

the Dick and Dave

Dick and Dave

Mohawk from the Eye of the Jews

okay

hey eg

we're having a good time Mel yeah

you're pretty drunk old man huh drunk

no no no no no

better be happy and drunk man

than to be sober and depressed

it's very deep Dad

I'll put that

I'll write that down

write it down hey

you know my son

how many relationships I had before I met your mother

you know

I don't want a lot of relationships Dad I just want

I just want to find the right one

of course of course

but Jane just live your life the easy way

and then when you see a moment go and grab it no

you guys decent brilliant

hey she's gonna go for a walk around town

you want to come no I don't think so

your mother feels a little bit sick

oh God I'm gonna hurl

oh wait okay go

hold your hair back

it's better to go around and have a good time

alright see you later yeah bye bye

hey what

no what come

maybe you can go to this cute little place

it's called taboo

see that boom

what is that a strip club or something

Dad I'm not really in the mood for it

no it's not a strip club

it's a place where I used to go to

tiny little restaurants nice

you don't have to huh

if you don't want

well I'll check it out

all right hey and

all right and don't go fucking McDonald's

well don't give her anymore no no no no he's right

sorry sorry Mike

you scared the life out of me

oh hi sorry I just wanted to get something to eat

oh well um we were about to close

oh okay that's too bad

this place is recommended to me

it's really cool it's well

anyway thanks wait

Andrea

Stick that

steak

never been in Belgium before

isn't that obvious

have a nice meal oh thank you

shall I prepare it for you oh

yeah you're probably gonna have to

MMM

that's good

um excuse me

you're not gonna make me drink

this whole bottle of wine on my own are you

sorry

would you like to share some wine with me

I shouldn't

so

but you know in the end

I guess you just didn't believe

that I could make it as a musician

or she really hated the music that I was playing

no well it was really heavy metal

rock ballads at the time so

but now she's living in Portland with a sexologist

so you know sexologist

she's happy oh my God

I wouldn't like it I think

I think I'd feel like being studied in bed all the time

yeah tell me about it like what

does he have a little checklist that he goes down and

no your leg wasn't in the right position there

and your arm was

oh no no the debriefing session would just be too much

I couldn't handle it

I'd like a musician

me too

it's hard to find the right person though huh

come on what about you

wow what's there to tell

you know as a little girl

you have all these ideas about romance

but then you make some mistakes

and you learn from them

and life goes on

but I'm not unhappy

so nobody special

I haven't met the right person either

except maybe once

but I was far too young now

to find too young

not all enough

do you consider me too young

how old are you

I'm old enough

how old are you

young enough

went to the shop in our garden

turns out it's my heart

when you sing your magic heart try belly dancing on my

fill me up fill me up

see you

get enough for you Julie

where have I been

where have I been mom

where haven't I been oh my god

are you okay

I feel better yeah

oh dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad

thank you so much

I took your advice

I saw my moment and I grabbed it

you got laid

oh dad it was much more than that

please all I want to know is that you wore a condom

and that's all I want to know mom please

I'm in love

so what happened

don't leave out the quarry details

okay okay so

after I left you guys at the hotel

I went and wandered around for a little bit

and then I went to the restaurant that you recommended

The Taboo in The Lonely Planet

so what Frank you sent him there

no mom mom it's fine

it was wonderful really

I was the last person in okay

and I met the owner Barbara

oh my god she is gorgeous

and can I say we just clicked

to make a long story short we IX you grog

if you know what I'm talking about huh

hello earth to parents you okay

what's up

it seemed the right choice

at that time

not to tell you the truth

not to tell me not to tell me what

Julian

you were born

here

here

I was born here what's he talking about

when Barbara and I met her

she was 14 you know Barbara well I knew our parents

yeah and well maybe we made a mistake

not that you are a mistake

no no honey

when I first met your father

and I held you in my arms for the first time

it felt so right

like you were my own baby

what are you talking about

Honey

Barbara is your real mother

it was an accident

oh

Barbara

Frank

yeah okay

keep breath

child

I am

and someone wants to get