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Mm. Mmhm.

- Thank you very much. -Thank you.

That's it, this is all the merchandise that arrived.

Perfect.

-Hey. -What?

I'm the one who gives orders around here.

Orders?

I'm older.

I'm in charge of the store, it's always been that way.

Just because it's always been that way,

doesn't mean it will be forever.

Are you putting me second?

I'm saying I haven't seen you do much for the store

in the last few weeks.

What have you done?

I installed the coffee area for our clients, for example.

Aha, by the way, may I know when you found time to do that?

Done. The roof repair is finished.

Well, sort of.

Ugh, the store doesn't look good with that piece of foil, huh?

What is that liquid oozing out of the edges?

Glue. We didn't have enough nails.

Oh.

We installed the chandelier to hide it a bit.

Oh well, it is what it is.

Hey...

Who can it be this late?

Um... Guys!

What is it?

A coffin?

Could it be that they forgot to deliver it?

Maybe.

Let's get it in, it's late.

Come on. One, two, three! That's it.

Careful.

Mind the door.

-Wait, Rogelio. Wait. -Steps.

-Careful, Rogelio! Wait. -Come on, come on.

I must say that this is indeed a great plan.

Yes, I know.

And I thought about it all by myself. Of course, without Mateito's help.

I mean, Mateo.

You can call him Mateito, he's not here.

Oh! Right.

For now, let's go, sis.

Let's just let the plan work itself out, huh?

Oh, and remember, not a word of this to Mateito.

Mateito! Mateito!

Yes, I know.

Yup. Right there. That's it.

That's okay. Done.

Ow, my back!

Well, I think it's time to go to bed.

-Today was a very long day. -Yeah, let's go. Yes.

Yes. Yes. You guys go, I'm going to stay here.

Why?

Today is Study Wednesday, Octavio.

What is Study Wednesday, Esteban?

The day I stay studying magic books until midnight.

All right, have fun with your Study Wednesday.

We are going to rest.

THE SALVADORS

"ATTACK OF THE LIVING DEAD" PART 1

A zombie?

Inside the coffin?

okHe looks friendly.

Actually, he is.

Once the scare wore off,

I realized that he's a friendly zombie

I named him Benito.

You named the zombie?

Be-ni-to.

How was I going to call him? "Hey, zombie?"

No, that sounds rude.

"Hey, Benito?" sounds better.

Anyway, we need to figure out how to get rid of him.

What? Get rid of Benito? Why?

Because he's a zombie, Esteban? Zombies eat brains.

Well, then you have nothing to worry about, Octavio.

And you-- Your brain is--

I'm going to think of something,

and it's going to be so cool that everybody's going to go, "Ooh!"

We need to do something.

I don't want him walking around the store and peeing on the rugs.

Why would he pee on the rugs?

He's a zombie, I don't think he knows how to use the bathroom.

Hey, he must be hungry.

What are you going to feed him, Esteban?

I don't think we have brains in the fridge.

Um. There must be something else he likes, right?

Who wants jello? Who wants jello?

Fascinating.

Really fascinating, eh?

I'm very tired.

I'll let you keep having fun with the undead, okay?

Yeah, I'm going to bed too.

And please make sure to lock him down here, mmh?

-And Esteban... -Huh?

Get him a potty chair.

Good night.

Who wants jello? Who wants some?

Who wants jello? Who wants jello?

Can I do it? Let me try!

Yes. Yes. Meanwhile, I'll get that potty chair.

- Hey, Benito! -Who is a pweety zombie?

Pweety, pweety zombie!

Here comes the train! Choo-choo!

-What? What happened? -Ow, he bit me!

Oh no.

That can be very dangerous.

What? How? Why?

Well, a zombie bite can be deadly.

On one hand, you can get a serious infection.

And on the other, he could give you the zombie virus

and make you become one of them.

What?

And why did you let me feed him the jello train, Jon�s?

He looked so harmless...

-No. -I never imagined he'd bite you.

No, no. Wait. Jon�s,

how come you know so much about zombies?

Because of movies.

Hmm?

Rogelio, I think you have nothing to worry about

if Jon�s's documentation on the subject is movies.

Not to offend you, Esteban, but I trust Jon�s more.

Also, I don't see you as worried as when the one in danger is you.

Don't touch me, I don't want you to infect me with the zombie virus!

You know what?

I think we should leave Benito locked up for tonight.

We can't risk him biting anyone else.

And you need to be kept under observation.

-But-- -It's okay.

Benito, friend!

No. Don't give me that look.

Morning, Jon�s.

What's wrong?

Did you leave the basement door open?

No. I was upstairs with the others. Only you've been downstairs. Why?

Graciela, I don't want you to be alarmed,

but last night we locked Benito in the basement

and now the door is open.

-So, I think-- -The zombie escaped?

Wow, super cool.

Super in.

Super trendy.

Customers.

Go get the others and look for Benito,

he must be somewhere around here.

And he better not have peed on the rugs.

Welcome to Unusual Things, Antiques, Magic and More.

I am Graciela Salvador. How can I help you?

First of all, your look!

-Wow, right? -Yes.

And second, my grandmother came to your re-opening party

and she told me that I was going to love your store.

Oh sure. Yeah. A very... lovely party.

Welcome, help yourselves.

Thanks.

-Did you see this? -Mmh-hmm.

-Benito! -What?

I said... we need to cherish the day.

Oh.

Look at that.

Wow! Witch brooms, they're so cool!

Actually, they're just brooms.

-The normal kind. -Take me a picture!

-I want one too. -No. Only me.

Phones are not allowed.

-Love it! -Yes? Show me!

-One more. Yes. -Yes, yes.

-Okay, what else? -Like this?

-Oh! That's so cool. Come! -Let's go!

What's this? What's this?

-Benito! -A mirror? I'm sure it's haunted.

-Super cool. -Photo! Photo!

-Yeah. -Pose!

-Benito! -One more!

One more!

Look at that! Wow!

-Wow, look at this doll! -It's super real.

It's super creepy.

-A photo? -Yes. Yes.

-Excuse me. -One, two...

-Excuse me! -three!

What is it?

-That thing bit me! -The doll?

What thing?

Benito escaped?!

I didn't think he could escape from the basement.

How was I to know that zombies knew how to open doors?

They're zombies, Esteban, not velociraptors.

Velociraptors?

-And he also bit a customer. -And me.

And Rogelio.

You were right. Benito can't stay here.

The question now is, what are we going to do with him?

Well, if the coffin is part of the merchandise

that was delivered to us yesterday, we call them and return it to them.

What if it wasn't them?

We just assumed it was them, but we don't really know.

But if it wasn't them, then who--

The Quirogas.

The Quirogas?

Yes. Who else could it be? Think about it!

Who else could have left a brain-eating zombie

on our doorstep?

Of course! They did it as part of their evil plans

to have our brains eaten!

And why would the Quirogas want to do that?

Because they are the villains, Graciela.

What am I to know the reasons behind the plans of a villain?

If it was them, I won't return Benito to them.

I rather take him to another place, like his natural habitat.

What's his natural habitat?

The cemetery.

Again? He was right here!

Oh! Excellent!

We just unleashed a zombie in the neighborhood!

Hey...

something strange is happening to me.

He's turning into a zombie! He's turning into a zombie!

What?

Can't we just have a normal day in this store?

Jon�s, am I turning into a zombie?

-What? No, no, no! -No! No!

-No way. Nonsense! -No, Rogelio, you're healthy.

Oh heh, that's good.

Let's think.

We can't let Benito run loose and unleash a zombie apocalypse.

I suggest we split. Octavio and Graciela, me and Esteban.

And Rogelio?

Yes, I think that's the best option.

It's for your own good, Rogelio. We're going to get you out of this.

Esteban, give him the potty chair.

Benito! Benito!

Benito!

Benito!

Benito!

Look!

Benito, no!

Hey! Hey! Cut! Cut!

-What's going on? -Sorry.

-Sorry? -Sorry.

Sorry? You just ruined my take, folks

Please get off my set.

Did you find him?

Yes, Esteban. We did. Look, I have him here in my pocket.

What? Where?

Hey, there he is!

Benito! Where were you?

I was... What are you doing?

So he doesn't bite us.

-Yes. Yes. -Okay, let's go. This way, Benito.

Today, residents of a neighborhood in the center of Mexico City

ZOMBIE TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD

claimed to have witnessed what appears to be a zombie attack.

Apparently, the alleged zombie has been seen biting more than one citizen

Which has created chaos and riots in the area...

Oh, the Salvadors.

Our special investigation team

will closely monitor this alarming case.

For now, we recommend that you stay calm

and stay home.

Aw, Salvadors.

No, no, don't put it away. Replay it.

-Sis. -Huh?

It's live, I can't replay.

It's a shame.

'Cause I just saw the funniest thing ever.

Well, not really. Lately... I watched a video...

...of a kitten... dressed as a pirate

Whatever.

Now what matters is that we finally got a plan right.

When the police find out

that the Salvadors let loose a zombie in the city,

they're going to put them in jail

and then we can take over their store. And then--

Good afternoon, dear siblings.

What are you talking about?

Um. Well, about-- About--

Oh! About a video of a kitten.

Disguised as a pirate, with a patch.

-Have you seen it? -Of course.

I just wanted to let you know it's teatime.

Will you join me?

-Um, yeah. Of course, sure. -Of course.

Move, Benito. Carefully.

-No! Wait! Not yet. -Here, here. Careful.

There. That's it. Okay.

-I'm dead. -Mm?

No, um, you know what I mean.

-No, wait. -Octavio, are you okay?

-I saw the report on TV. -Um...

What report?

The report, Octavio.

They say there's a zombie on the loose in the neighborhood biting people.

Not that I believe in zombies.

Of course not, that'd be ridiculous...

Octavio, who is that man sitting there

who looks suspiciously like the zombie

they say is on the loose on TV?

This... is... Benito!

-Benito? -Yes, he is--

Okay! He's a zombie!

-A zombie? Really? -Really.

-And you are-- -I am Octavio.

I know. But are you... a wizard?

No.

-A warlock? -No.

-A zombie? -No.

No. I'm simply Octavio.

This is also too weird for all of us.

And it is very new for us. I mean,

we knew that there was something strange

behind all the adventures and anecdotes

that my mother and grandfather told us,

but we really didn't know how strange they were until--

Are you okay?

No.

This is all too much to take in, so fast.

Zombies. Magic family secrets.

-Zombies entering the store. -Zombies entering the store.

No, Martha, there are zombies entering the store.

What?

Zombies entering the store!

I think those three were the kids that came this morning.

Isn't that Don Ram�n, from the grocery store?

Benito turned everyone into zombies!

But what are they doing here? What do you want?

Leader?! They're here for Benito. They think he is their leader.

What? Leader for what?

The zombie apocalypse.

Stop. Jon�s,

I told you that you can't take things you've seen in movies

as if they were real.

Benito, what are you the leader of these nice friends of yours for?

Zombie apocalypse.

How did you say a zombie apocalypse is stopped?

They're getting too close.

I don't want to become one of them.

What should we do? What should we do?

There's nothing left but to say goodbye.

Octavio, I want to apologize for that time I told you that--

-Esteban, enough! -Right.

We need to think of something, fast! They look hungry.

I know!

Great idea, Graciela.

I know.

I thought that if Benito liked the jelly,

the others weren't going to say no to a delicious muffin from Jonas.

Did you make them?

I could have one of those muffins.

-No! No! -No! No. What are you doing?

Okay, sorry.

-Can I ask you something? -Yes.

Where's your other brother? The beefy one.

Rogelio!

-Oh-oh. -No, Zombie Rogelio escaped?

No, he couldn't have escaped,

the basement was locked, he must be around here.

What are we going to do?

Graciela, give him one of those muffins.

He seems a little angrier than the others.

Of course, he's been down here without eating for hours.

And you know how Rogelio gets when he's hungry.

Hungry!

No! Wait, wait! Stop.

Good evening, Salvadors. Need help?

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