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Who is it?
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It's Tom.
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Tom, your husband?
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What's he doing here?
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Uh, what's going on?
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I'm sorry. I know I'm
not supposed to be here.
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But Evelyn's school
contract is due tomorrow.
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I knew I was forgetting
something. Let me find a pen.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Not quite sure what
Emily post recommends
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in this situation, but I'm Tom.
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Damien. Hi.
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Sorry to intrude, I just... I wasn't
quite sure when she'd be coming home.
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No problem.
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Thank you so much
for catching this.
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Yeah.
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I'll get out of your way.
It was good to meet you,
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and I'll see you later, hon.
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So, he seems like a nice guy.
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Ooh.
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Jules, you okay?
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No, my stomach...
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Here, lie down.
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Ow!
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Try to...
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Get Tom. Okay.
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Damien: Tom!
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You know what would be perfect?
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Hmm.
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French toast tower.
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You still go to Mickey's?
What's your cholesterol?
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It's my one vice.
I'm keeping it.
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As much as I would love
to clog my arteries,
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I have a 10:00 ct, and I still
have to race home, get changed.
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Maybe you could keep
some clothes here.
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Maybe I could.
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He's just trying to
get into your skirts,
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and I don't mean metaphorically.
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Well, he's got the legs for it.
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So, I will see you tonight?
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Yeah.
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Bye, house.
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Have a nice day.
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"Have a nice day"?
How civilized.
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I said I'd stay out of it.
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What? Nothing.
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Clearly something.
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Nope.
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House, on a list
of your attributes,
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there's nothing that
even rhymes with "coy."
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Okay, I may have seen
something in the fridge.
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Like the end of
your relationship.
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She put the milk in the
door and not on the shelf.
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It's not a big deal.
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You hate that she did that,
but you didn't say anything.
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You're trying to
get us to fight.
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No, I'm trying to help. If
you got an issue, let her know.
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I should've known that you
weren't done sabotaging this.
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Fine. Stew in your irritation.
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Sure, last time it bubbled
over into resentment and rage,
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leading ultimately
to a painful divorce
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that neither of you have
ever really recovered from,
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but I'm sure this time,
it'll be great.
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Interesting case,
35-year-old woman
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with fever and abdominal pain.
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Er ruled out all
the usual suspects.
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Stop before you
interest me to death.
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And she's in an open marriage.
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That's not interesting.
It's just weird.
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House: Know what's weirder?
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That other humans are
monogamous in the first place.
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No other species on
the planet mates for life,
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andifyoute gonna bring up swans,
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they cheat like everybody else.
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They just have better
PR than rabbits.
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Animals also eat their young
and kill their rivals.
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That make it weird
that most of us don't?
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Says the guy
whose opposable thumbs
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have been all over how many
women who aren't his wife?
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A functional open marriage
is like a unicorn.
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It's a mythical creature
that doesn't exist.
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Someone always ends up unhappy.
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Our patient's unhappy because she's
suffering from an intestinal blockage.
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Boring. Now, I'm gonna have
to find a reason to rule it out.
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What about herpes colitis?
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She picks up the infection
from one of her partners.
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It takes root in her colon.
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Std panel was clean.
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Chances are this couple
was unhappy in the first place.
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This is their attempt to
save something that never...
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Go on.
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Herpes might not register if she
was exposed in the last six weeks.
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But it would show up
on a barium enema.
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Wait. You're going to do it?
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Gotta see if our patient is a
unicorn or just a slutty horse.
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Think how much fun
Taub could be having.
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House: Barium coats the
inner lining of your colon,
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lets us get a good
look at it on the X-ray.
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I can get somebody else
to pick up Evelyn.
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I feel like I'm abandoning you.
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I'm on painkillers.
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I'd rather this not be
what you think of
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every time you look at my butt.
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Okay, roll onto your side.
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It's fill 'er up time.
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So, is Evelyn his new squeeze?
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She's our daughter.
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Must be interesting, growing up
in a production of oh! Calcutta!
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She's six.
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She knows as much about our
sex life as any other kid her age.
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You can explain
that she's the reason
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the two of you stayed married.
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You've been in the room
five minutes.
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You got us all figured out.
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Of course, you left out the
part where we love each other,
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and we wanna grow old together.
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But you just don't
wanna be young together.
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Look, when you think about it,
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tons of couples do what we do.
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It's just that
with most of them,
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one spouse doesn't
know about it.
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We decided things work better
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when people tell
each other the truth.
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Tank's full.
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Iilpage the radiology eres.
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I'm not saying I hate it. It
just doesn't go with your eyes.
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You hate it.
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Little bit.
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Any more heartless critiques
of my general appearance?
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Maya: Nope. All done.
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So, is she
as bendy as she looks?
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Maya and I are just friends.
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No, you and I are friends.
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And you don't have coffee
with me three times a week.
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She's an interesting person.
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She grew up in Ohio.
She has three brothers.
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Fascinating. Last week that
Cambodian lab tech was telling us
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how he survived
the killing fields,
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and you left to go get a donut.
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So we flirt. It's fun.
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It's dangerous.
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That woman would totally do you.
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You think?
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Nothing is gonna happen.
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All I'm saying is, if you
want to be on a diet,
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you might want to stop
hanging out by the dessert cart.
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X-ray was clean. She
doesn't have herpes colitis.
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Or abdominal pain.
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Taub: It stopped
hurting during the X-ray,
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which means it was just an
intestinal blockage that passed.
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We should discharge her.
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Absolutely, there's no need
to find any underlying cause.
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These things never happen twice.
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Take her digestive system
for a test drive.
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Give her
a radio-opaque milkshake.
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X-ray every 15 minutes
to see if it makes
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any unscheduled stops
on the way through.
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We'll be here all night.
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No, Taub will be here all night.
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Go talk to the unicorn,
then tell me you don't believe.
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I did an abdominal ct
on a kid today,
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and found a six-inch bezoar
made entirely of gum.
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I mean, who gives a three-year-old
an endless supply of gum...
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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I mean, there was hair in it
and maybe a piece of paper.
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So, how long have
you been married?
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One of the few drawbacks
of having an open marriage.
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Nobody ever asks me about
current events or the weather.
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The Yankees look
good this season.
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Seven years.
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And how long have you,
you know...
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After three years, we realized
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that traditional marriage
was making us both miserable.
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Most people get divorced
at that point.
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Yeah, we didn't want
to get divorced.
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We still loved each other.
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We just realized that
expecting one person
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to fulfill all of your needs
forever is unrealistic.
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There are happy
monogamous couples out there.
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Sure, one or two have
the perfect marriage.
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Everybody else has figured
out how to settle for less.
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I don't want to settle and
end up resenting my husband.
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I'd rather get the 10% he
doesn't give me somewhere else
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so that I can really appreciate
him for the 90% he does.
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I think something's wrong.
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With your stomach?
My heart is racing.
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Try to take deep breaths. I'm
gonna try to slow your heart down.
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Is this because of the blockage?
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No. It's not working.
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Need a crash cart in here!
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Chase: I need a list of all your
sexual partners from the last six months.
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Your wife had an arrhythmia.
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The progression of
symptoms from bowel to heart
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makes a parasitic
infection most likely.
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Since Julia hasn't been
out of the country...
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The only place that
I've been recently
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is a business trip to Nebraska.
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But either of you could
have picked up a bug
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from one of your partners.
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It's kind of complicated.
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How many partners are
we talking about? Ballpark.
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None.
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None?
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We have a great sex life.
I don't need anyone else.
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So why not just tell her that
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and close this whole thing up?
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You married?
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I was.
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Did you ever agree to go
see a chick flick with your wife
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or pretend to
enjoy classical music?
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Stravinsky never groped my
wife in a midtown hotel room.
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She needs this.
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I don't, but I don't want
her to feel bad about that.
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House: He's lying.
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Chase: Guy's got
a license to drill.
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Why would he lie
about not using it?
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That's not the lie.
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The lie is that he gives
a crap how his wife feels.
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If they're both screwing
around, that's one thing.
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But she has a piece on
the side, and he doesn't?
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The only way he'd
be okay with that
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is if he's betraying her
in some other way.
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Then in his mind,
it makes them even.
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My unicorn isn't a unicorn.
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It's a donkey with a
plunger stuck to its face.
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Right, even a guy
who's not cheating
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is doing it for
underhanded reasons.
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No, no, no,
he's not being cynical.
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He's assuming the husband is
doing something to even the score.
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Which means he thinks
there is a score.
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Which means,
cheating swans aside,
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house believes in monogamy.
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He's being romantic.
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What I believe is that men are
genetically engineered to be jealous.
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Doesn't matter if I think there's
a score. I guarantee you he does.
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Any of the wife's
partners pan out?
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She's been with two people other
than Tom in the last six months.
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Neither of them have been
outside the tri-state area.
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So we're back to the husband.
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You just said you
believed he wasn't...
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He's doing something
behind her back.
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What better cover than a
business trip to Nebraska?
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Like that's really a place.
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Chase: Let's find his travel
records and get back to work.
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You seem pretty mellow
about this couple's deal.
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Thought you'd be first
in line to shake a finger.
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They're still married. I'm not.
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Not that I could everdoit
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I was jealous of house, and
Cameron never touched him.
252
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Not counting the
emotional fondhng.
253
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,789
When my mom was dying,
my dad had an affair.
254
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,792
He told you this?
255
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,127
I'd seen them
get out of his car.
256
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,891
Two years after mom died,
they got married.
257
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,631
Must've sucked.
258
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633
At the time, yeah,
259
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,261
but looking back,
it makes sense.
260
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,554
My mom never knew about it,
261
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,974
and he needed someone
to make him feel less alone.
262
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,643
He took care of my mom,
day in and day out,
263
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,478
for two and a half years
before she died.
264
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,774
He was devoted to her. Loving
someone else didn't change that.
265
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,151
So loving two people
at once is fine
266
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,653
as long as one of them is dying?
267
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,738
Vvhoevefls taking care
of me when I get sick,
268
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,409
I hope they've got someone
else to take care of them.
269
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,538
Tom was telling the truth.
270
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,748
He really did go to Nebraska.
271
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,501
Plane ticket and
restaurant receipts.
272
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,420
Thirteen: Forget Nebraska.
273
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,425
Maybe they just bought
their parasites at the mall.
274
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,429
You know, we should really
throw away that loofah.
275
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,407
They're imported. Sometimes
they're not sterilized.
276
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,558
We think our patient got
amoebiasis from hers.
277
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,643
She going to be okay?
278
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,353
We're treating now.
She should be fine.
279
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,191
It's actually kind of bizarre.
280
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,570
She and her husband
have an open marriage.
281
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,324
They sleep with other people?
282
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,619
Well, she does. Her
husband's totally fine with it.
283
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,746
That's crazy, right?
284
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,586
And you're bringing
this up because...
285
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,717
I thought it was interesting.
286
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,969
More interesting than
your other cases, I guess.
287
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,849
You talk about your colleagues.
You rant about house.
288
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,602
You don't usually
mention your patients.
289
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,733
Is open marriage
something you want?
290
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,069
No. I mean...
291
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,199
I know you'd never...
292
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,081
All this time and
energy you spent
293
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,583
convincing me
you weren't cheating.
294
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,793
And there's somebody else.
295
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,088
I'm not... waiter: Would
you like some more water, sir?
296
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:33,809
Okay.
297
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:39,606
There's a woman at work.
People say she's attracted to me.
298
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,109
But nothing's happened.
Nothing's going to happen.
299
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,693
I'm not having an affair.
300
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,278
But you want to.
301
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:49,282
No, honey,
I'm trying to be honest.
302
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,452
I don't want to make
the same mistakes.
303
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,329
Be honest then.
304
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,873
Are you attracted to her?
305
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:06,800
Look, she's attractive.
There's an attraction.
306
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,594
Aren't there men who
make you feel that way?
307
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,929
Of course, there are.
308
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:15,183
But it never occurs to me to
act on it, because I'm married.
309
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,436
To you.
310
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,648
And that's enough for me.
311
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,858
Aren't I enough for you?
312
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,693
Of course, you are.
313
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,158
Our patient's lost
all movement in her legs.
314
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,661
There are other doctors,
Chris. We're talking.
315
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,583
I'm sorry.
The woman's paralyzed.
316
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,544
I'll get a cab.
317
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977
Taub: Tests show
no spinal cord injury,
318
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,062
no cerebral lesions,
no hemorrhage.
319
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,499
Chase: We finally got a stool
sample. The loofah's innocent.
320
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,193
No sign of amoebas
or any other parasite.
321
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,113
So paralysis, arrhythmia,
intermittent abdominal pain.
322
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,325
And he nicked himself shaving.
323
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,497
Sorry, that was Taub.
But it was easier to solve.
324
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,708
Means he used the
crappy razor in his locker,
325
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,084
which means he slept here.
326
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,252
Thanks to you.
327
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,591
I brought up open marriage
with Rachel.
328
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,842
It was a disaster.
329
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,682
On the medical front, we've
knocked out sex and foreign travel.
330
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,768
Could be
an electrolyte imbalance.
331
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,478
So the only time
you're not interested
332
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,830
in my marriage is
after you blow it up?
333
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,649
You were the moron who took
marital advice from tila Tequila.
334
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,275
You pushed me into this.
335
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,879
Figured it would either blow up
your marriage or make it more honest.
336
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,363
Either way, you win.
337
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,281
What about sex?
338
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,467
I'm talking about the patient.
339
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,593
Is that cool with everybody?
340
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,701
We ruled out sex.
341
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,995
We ruled out sex
with other people.
342
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,790
Tom said he and Julia have been
doing it three or four times a week.
343
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,708
And she's got boys on the side.
344
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,212
Increased libido can be a symptom
of adrenocortical carcinoma,
345
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,172
which also explains
her other symptoms.
346
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,509
A woman who likes sex
must be sick?
347
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,111
House: Just because
everybody in this room
348
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,889
wishes that all women were
horny all the time doesn't make it so.
349
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,934
Get an mri of
her adrenal glands.
350
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655
Okay if I take the sports page?
351
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,115
Wilson: Sure.
352
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,748
Would you mind using a coaster?
353
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,626
Oh. Sure. Sorry.
354
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,836
It's okay.
355
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,802
Also, it'd be great
if you'd replace
356
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,512
the toilet paper
when you finish a roll.
357
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,180
And when you load
the dishwasher,
358
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,641
you can't put a big,
flat bowl on the bottom.
359
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:05,186
It traps the water so
nothing on the top gets clean.
360
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,605
And please don't throw banana
peels in the bedroom trash...
361
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,026
I haven't done
any of those things.
362
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,736
You're probably
not even aware...
363
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,987
I hate bananas.
364
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,038
Oh, my god. It was house.
365
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,333
I'm sorry. He's been
trying to get us to fight.
366
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,626
Why would he think that
stuff would make us fight?
367
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,630
Because of the milk.
You put it in the door.
368
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,550
The body of the refrigerator
is the coldest part.
369
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,902
The temperature in
the door fluctuates,
370
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,029
which decreases shelf life...
371
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,973
Wow. When did you get all ocd?
372
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,434
I just want clean dishes
and unspoiled milk
373
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,643
so we can all stay healthy.
374
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,438
Oh. It's about health?
375
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:53,026
What about the coaster? Does
that replenish my b12 or something?
376
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,194
Can we just drop it?
377
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,362
Sure.
378
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413
You have this list of annoyances
379
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,749
the entire time we were married?
380
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,795
Get better, mommy.
381
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,671
I love you, rabbit.
382
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,009
Julia, you have a guest.
383
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,808
Hi. This isn't a good time.
384
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,020
Dr. Hadley, did you say there
was a video game in the playroom?
385
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,940
Maybe you can teach me
how to play one of them?
386
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,358
See you in radiology.
387
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,407
Get out of my wife's room.
388
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,426
Your relationship with her
stays out of our space.
389
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,660
I was worried about her.
390
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,162
Tom's right. You should go.
391
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,416
So it's fine if we have sex,
392
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,060
but if I drop by
to see if you're okay...
393
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,420
This is our family.
394
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,260
Sorry.
395
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,185
I spent two years of residency
396
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,312
wearing shirts that
were a size too small.
397
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,190
How hard is it to ask me
not to put them in the dryer?
398
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,568
And I only did your laundry
because you were never home.
399
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,735
I didn't ask you to.
400
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,338
Of course you didn't.
You just got annoyed
401
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,072
whenever you didn't
have clean undennear.
402
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,240
I never said I was annoyed.
403
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,951
That's the point.
You didn't say anything.
404
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,995
So I'm getting a lecture
on communication
405
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:30,248
from someone who had her lawyer
inform me our marriage was over.
406
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,880
Asking for an open marriage.
You got stones.
407
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,384
Conversation sort of got away
from me. It was a train wreck.
408
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,862
I think it's good
you brought it up.
409
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,138
I read a study that found
men who have multiple copies
410
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,556
of a certain
vasopressin receptor
411
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,142
are twice as likely
to be unfaithful.
412
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,352
Maybe you're just
one of those guys.
413
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:55,482
So my cheating is biologically
predetermined. Fantastic.
414
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,984
Multiply times five. We need
a better look at the medulla.
415
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,194
I thought you'd be relieved.
416
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,117
This gets you off the
hook. It's just genetics.
417
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,573
I'm 5'6" and have
a receding hairline.
418
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,034
I hate genetics.
Medulla's clean.
419
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,837
I don't see you wearing
lifts or hair plugs.
420
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,972
That's because being short
and bald doesn't hurt anybody.
421
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,665
The only thing hurtful about
your other genetic predisposition
422
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,292
is that you keep denying it.
423
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,669
It's not good for you or Rachel.
424
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,590
There's nothing there.
It's not adrenal cancer.
425
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,217
And maybe you're right about me,
426
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,569
but I'm not going
to stop trying.
427
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,761
Rachel's worth it.
428
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,806
Look up there.
Thelung. What is that?
429
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,643
You served me
with divorce papers
430
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,806
in the middle of a medical
conference in New Orleans!
431
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,688
I threw a bottle
into an antique mirror.
432
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,483
You exhibited an emotion. I
wish I'd known you were capable.
433
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,609
I loved you.
434
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,921
I thought I was gonna be following
you to Baltimore, remember?
435
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,280
I called about apartments.
I set up interviews.
436
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,091
How could you think that
we still had a real marriage?
437
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,867
We hadn't had
a conversation in months.
438
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,036
Maybe because I was
working two jobs to support us.
439
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,247
No! No, it's because
when you were home,
440
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,831
it was like talking
to a block of ice.
441
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,708
You were obviously
so pissed off at me...
442
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,592
I was killing myself so that you
could take that non-paying internship.
443
00:22:58,628 --> 00:22:59,772
That you said
that I should take.
444
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,856
I was trying to be supportive!
445
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,941
Why do I have to be the bad guy?
446
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,384
Expressing yourself does
not make you the bad guy.
447
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,595
Okay, then, you were
being a selfish bitch.
448
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,517
V/q scan confirmed the spot
on Julia's lung was a clot.
449
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,353
Think there's a chance
the husband's a plushie?
450
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,815
If he has a secret, I highly doubt
it's more relevant than the clot.
451
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,578
Clotting disorder
would explain everything.
452
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:22,902
Question is, which one?
453
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,072
Do you read any of
your departmental memos?
454
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,074
Only the ones labeled nsfw.
455
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,869
Accounting notified you two days
ago about your patient's insurance.
456
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,955
Sorry. That's n nsfw.
457
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,084
Here. He doesn't have any.
Try not to bankrupt them.
458
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,754
I'm long past the number of
procedures that'il bankrupt them.
459
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,257
Julia's got insurance. I saw
the policy number on the forms.
460
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,342
The policy lapsed
due to non-payment.
461
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,906
I already made
three calls about this.
462
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,096
She should have
been aware of that.
463
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,144
No, that's just a mistake.
464
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,022
Of course we have
health insurance.
465
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:03,526
We're actually a little
behind on the premiums.
466
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,155
But I pulled money out of my
retirement account to cover it.
467
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,716
They said that we'll
be fine in a few...
468
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,784
Why the retirement account?
469
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,748
We'll just give you
a few minutes to...
470
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:19,208
By "we," she means "she."
471
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,088
I lost all of our savings.
472
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,386
Sounds like a secret to me.
473
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,267
I started her on heparin
to prevent further clots,
474
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,061
but we still don't know
what's going on.
475
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,313
Of course the husband's
secret was money.
476
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,357
If it's not sex,
it's always money.
477
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,901
Unless it's sex for money.
478
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,027
How did he lose it anyway?
479
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,279
It's not medically relevant.
You're not going to care.
480
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,281
Wilson's been teaching me
how to care. Try me.
481
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,701
He builds wind turbines and leases
them out to local power companies...
482
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,244
You're right. I don't care.
483
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:59,374
Clotting disorder. Dic, factor v
leiden, antiphospholipid syndrome.
484
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,042
Vitamin k deficiency also fits,
485
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,445
causes thrombophilia and is
consistent with abdominal pain.
486
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,923
Congratulations, house.
Sam ended it.
487
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,257
What happened?
488
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,677
Go test our patient's blood.
489
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,053
It can wait five minutes.
490
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,430
For everything we discussed.
491
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,397
I'm sorry.
492
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,484
Well, at least you're actually taking
responsibility for once in your life.
493
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,987
I'm sorry that she left,
but it's not my fault.
494
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,489
I didn't even want
to get involved.
495
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:32,657
You dragged it out of me.
496
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,661
What about the dishwasher
and the banana?
497
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,706
Yeah, she left
because of the banana.
498
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:43,710
I just wanted you to stand up for
yourself, tell her what you want.
499
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,463
If doing that causes her to
walk out for the second time,
500
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,692
well, then your relationship
wasn't going to last anyway.
501
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,217
Or you could've
stayed out of it.
502
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,486
I could've kept my mouth shut,
503
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,220
been annoyed sometimes,
but I'd be happy,
504
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,764
because I'd still be with her.
505
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:59,225
Now all I have is cold milk.
506
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:03,771
As long as you're free,
you want to grab some dinner?
507
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,570
Thirteen: Did Tom go home
for the night?
508
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:14,407
For starters. I told him to
leave. I don't want him here.
509
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,745
Money is a complicated subject.
510
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,496
Yeah, it's not the money.
511
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,665
I mean, the money is bad, but...
512
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,615
When we first
opened our marriage,
513
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:32,300
I got involved with a guy
who lied about being single.
514
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,802
And one day, his wife calls me.
515
00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:39,766
She's crying, and screaming,
and totally out of control.
516
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,727
And I felt
517
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,772
supenor
518
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,084
I thought, "I don't ever have
to worry about feeling this way,
519
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,737
"because Tom and I are
honest with each other."
520
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,867
Well, here I am.
521
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,630
Sorry I didn't make it
home last night.
522
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,759
Ineededto run some tests.
523
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:19,680
You know what the worst part
was when you had your affair?
524
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,518
It wasn't the sex.
525
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,602
It was the lies.
526
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:32,485
Realizing that the narrative
of my life was totally wrong.
527
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,654
You weren't stuck in surgery.
528
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,739
You weren't out of town.
529
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,243
I don't wanna go
through that again.
530
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,745
I told you, nothing's going...
531
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,163
Thursday nights.
532
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,585
You have to be home by midnight.
533
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:54,048
You don't bring her here,
you don't talk to her about me,
534
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,844
and I don't want to meet
her ever in any context.
535
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,688
Are you giving me permission
to sleep with other women?
536
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,440
It's what you want, isn't it?
537
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,150
I want you.
538
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:16,904
No, you want more than me.
539
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:19,198
You want that thrill.
540
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:27,456
But I love you, and I really
believe that you love me.
541
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,042
And we have
a good life together.
542
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:34,547
And at this point,
either I walk away,
543
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,383
or I try to accept
who you really are.
544
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,846
Tomorrow's Thursday.
545
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,306
Yes, it is.
546
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,915
Thirteen: All our tests
came back negative.
547
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,733
It's not a clotting disorder.
548
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:57,111
Which means we need to
come up with a better idea.
549
00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:01,115
So what causes problems in
the stomach, heart, nerves...
550
00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,535
Oh, my god.
551
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:07,997
You know what it is?
552
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:17,423
Taub's wife gave the green
light for an open marriage.
553
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,801
He's wearing Cologne
but not the stink of shame.
554
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,470
You've got a date?
555
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:27,350
I am going out with Maya
tonight with Rachel's blessing.
556
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,394
Maze! Tov?
557
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,106
Maybe the problem
isn't her blood.
558
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,858
Maybe it's the vessels
carrying the blood.
559
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,693
No sign of schistocytes
or hemolysis.
560
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:40,446
So you're actually going to
sleep with another woman,
561
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,781
then go home to your wife?
562
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:44,867
Thank god someone's keeping us
focused on what's really important.
563
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,119
Taub was going to do
all of that anyway.
564
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,829
Pulmonary arterial hypertension?
565
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:52,375
Imaging showed normal
diameter in her pulmonary artery.
566
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:57,546
Here's a thought. Taub's wife
is now totally on the market.
567
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,090
Mind hitting me with her digits?
568
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,888
She would love that,
but duty calls.
569
00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,853
What's the matter?
570
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,146
My stomach.
571
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,398
Same pain as before?
572
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,149
Yeah. Worse.
573
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,502
Get the portable
ultrasound in here.
574
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,528
We need to get
a look at her belly.
575
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,029
Help me.
576
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:31,789
House: Pain, pain went away,
came back another day.
577
00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:33,666
Question is,
what brought it back?
578
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,752
Physical exam was unrevealing.
Ultrasound was clean.
579
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:37,896
So aftennards, you gonna shower
580
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200
at your girlfriend's or at home?
581
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,090
Patient. Abdominal pain.
582
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,427
Yeah, he's right. Let's get
this wrapped up before 6:00.
583
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,887
Taub turns back into a
faithful pumpkin at midnight.
584
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:50,099
The patient was out with her
boy-toy before she came in.
585
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,035
Maybe the pain was
triggered by sexual excitement.
586
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,729
Because lying alone
in a hospital bed,
587
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,897
contemplating bankruptcy? Hot.
588
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,150
My point was that
arousal is a function
589
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,860
of the parasympathetic
nervous system.
590
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:02,361
If that's where the problem is,
591
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:04,297
the pain could be triggered
by crying, which seems...
592
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,866
Pns also controls digestion,
which she's been doing
593
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,035
without screaming her head
off since she's been here.
594
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,847
What if what matters isn't when
the pain started, but when it stopped?
595
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:14,248
It was during an X-ray.
You think that cured her?
596
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:17,209
No, but house prepped her for
the X-ray with a barium enema.
597
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,128
That wouldn't treat
anything except...
598
00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:26,218
You're in pain because part of
your intestine folded in on itself.
599
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,529
It's called an intussusception.
600
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,114
It's cutting off blood how.
We need to fix it
601
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:30,931
before your bowel
gets necrotic and dies.
602
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,475
Once you do that,
will I get better?
603
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,618
When this happens in adults,
604
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,202
it's usually a sign
of abdominal cancer.
605
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,897
We'll fix the overlap, and then
search your intestine for tumors.
606
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,529
Foam?
607
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,659
I have a bad feeling about this.
608
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,453
A friend can't spontaneously buy
609
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:56,540
an overpriced Italian Espresso
machine for another friend?
610
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,501
What did you do?
611
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,252
Nothing, that's the beauty.
612
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:03,130
I genuinely tried
to help Wilson.
613
00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,483
I told him to
stand up for himself,
614
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,133
which you know is
legitimate advice.
615
00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,260
And his relationship blew up.
616
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,012
Is he okay? He'll be fine.
617
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,139
Point is, I realized something.
618
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:16,018
I do nice things, nice things
happen to me. Karma works.
619
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,395
So you're paying it forward?
620
00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:24,860
If this should somehow lead
to Lucas dying or oral sex,
621
00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:26,904
so be it.
622
00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,707
You think I should
wear a tie tonight?
623
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:39,917
This isn't weird at all.
624
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:45,214
Chase: I mean, where's
Rachel eating tonight?
625
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,465
Taub: Home.
626
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,803
What if she's going out, too?
627
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,680
She's allowed to, right?
628
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:55,641
Of course, it's only fair.
629
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:56,804
But I don't think she will.
630
00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,229
Your wife only
eats dinner at home?
631
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:05,568
If she did go out,
that'd be tough.
632
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,987
But I think I can handle it.
633
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,363
Don't do it unless you're sure.
634
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,991
I know I'd rather be
jealous than a liar.
635
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:16,453
Got something here.
Kelly clamp and scalpel.
636
00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:18,414
Chase: Biopsy showed
non-specific inflammation,
637
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,082
which suggests ibd.
638
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,209
Only that doesn't explain
the cardiac problems.
639
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,295
Or her declining
kidney function.
640
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:26,672
We ran panels during surgery.
641
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,342
Actually, ibd does make sense,
642
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:33,053
'cause it can trigger
ankylosing spondylitis,
643
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,472
which would explain
the heart and the kidneys.
644
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,851
Start her on sulfasalazine
and tnf-inhibitors.
645
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,228
And Taub, I'm not gonna see you
646
00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:42,592
before you head off
for gomorrah.
647
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,127
Just remember,
if you get disoriented,
648
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,986
Breathe through your nose
and look for the horizon.
649
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,629
I can't.
650
00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,798
I really thought
I could do this.
651
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,221
Logically,
it makes perfect sense.
652
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:19,934
But all afternoon,
653
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:26,482
all I kept thinking about
was the two of you together,
654
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,027
and you touching her...
655
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:33,864
Nothing's happened. It's okay.
656
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:35,824
I'm sorry.
657
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,185
'Cause I really wanted...
658
00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:45,918
I've been an idiot. I don't need
anything else. I just need you.
659
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,586
You mean that?
660
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,047
I do.
661
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,220
I love you, Rachel.
662
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,596
I love you, too.
663
00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,598
Let's go home.
664
00:34:59,682 --> 00:35:00,933
Is that okay?
665
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,186
There are other doctors.
666
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,465
Foreman: The treatment's
not working.
667
00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:16,824
Her left kidney
failed last night.
668
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,134
The other one's right behind it.
669
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,369
It's not ankylosing spondylitis.
670
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,122
Kidney biopsy showed
she had iga nephropathy,
671
00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:27,001
which could be caused by or
associated with any of these conditions.
672
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,336
We've gone from too
few ideas to too many,
673
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,630
and our patient is
running out of time.
674
00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,717
Why the lack of afterglow?
675
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,885
Physio girl not as freaky
as you'd hoped?
676
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,179
I went home with my wife.
677
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,975
After all that?
You chickened out.
678
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:46,687
I can't hurt Rachel like that.
679
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,398
Sickle cell anemia would've
shown on blood tests.
680
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,860
No flattened intestinal
villi rules out celiac...
681
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,447
Seriously?
682
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:59,825
Our patient is dying, and we
can't move past my sex life?
683
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,702
Seriously?
You think it'd kill her
684
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,787
if we spent 15 seconds
mocking you?
685
00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:05,873
Time's up.
686
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:09,835
Foreman: Normal liver enzymes
rules out hep b and cirrhosis.
687
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,047
Alport and anti-gbm
antibody are both untreatable,
688
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,257
so if she has them,
we can't help her.
689
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,426
And it can't be
henoch-schonlein purpura.
690
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,596
No inciting respiratory
infection and no rash.
691
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,847
I don't care what it's not.
692
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,116
I wanna know what it could be.
693
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,226
Well, everything
left on the list.
694
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,479
The list was not created equal.
695
00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:29,855
Neither was man, by the way.
696
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:33,192
Hemochromatosis is a
possibility. Excess iron builds up,
697
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,502
causes problems
throughout the body.
698
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:37,613
Weil's syndrome also affects
multiple organ systems.
699
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,198
And it wouldn't
have been treated
700
00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:41,200
by the antibiotic
the er gave her.
701
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:43,702
Sarcoidosis makes sense, too.
702
00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:46,830
Good. Treat for those three.
703
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,588
I think you should call Tom.
704
00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:57,633
Am I going to die?
705
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,344
I don't know.
706
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:02,888
If he walked in here right now,
707
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,891
I'd look at his face, and
all I would think is "liar."
708
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,227
Don't you think
that's kind of unfair?
709
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:09,770
You say honesty
is all-important,
710
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,289
but you conveniently
ignore the truth
711
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:13,732
that some truths hurt people.
712
00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:16,402
Tom lied to protect you.
713
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:18,237
He was covering his ass.
714
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,697
I'm not talking about the money.
715
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,912
Tom hasn't slept with
anyone else in over a year.
716
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,916
He told you that?
717
00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:35,754
So my entire marriage is a sham.
718
00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:40,717
Your husband,
who only wants you,
719
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,553
lied so that you could be happy.
720
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,056
That seems pretty real to me.
721
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:51,854
Yeah?
722
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,526
Hey. Hey.
723
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,954
Listen, I'm sorry.
724
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,206
Me, too.
I shouldn't have said...
725
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:14,251
No. You were right.
I was selfish back then.
726
00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:19,089
I'm trying to change.
727
00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,050
And I don't know if
it's house or what,
728
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,845
but you're different, too.
729
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,639
I'm trying.
730
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:35,189
I always thought that
I was keeping the peace.
731
00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:37,274
But I was just resenting you
732
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,610
and giving you
a reason to leave.
733
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:49,244
I wish we had this fight
10 years ago.
734
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,503
Is it okay if we don't
give house the credit?
735
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,172
I recommend it.
736
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:11,058
0-for-3, her kidney
function is still declining.
737
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,352
We're going to need
to start dialysis.
738
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,229
House: Glad the husband's back.
739
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,231
After missing
so many little deaths,
740
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,191
he should be here
for the big one.
741
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,567
Top six, anyone?
742
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:22,402
Polyarteritis nodosa?
743
00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:25,781
We would've seen some
improvement on prednisone.
744
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:30,661
Guy's wife is dying.
He stops to buy flowers.
745
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,539
They're from his garden.
Mercury poisoning fits.
746
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:35,457
Those are lilacs.
747
00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:41,713
My mom used to grow lilacs.
748
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:43,632
My dad made her get rid of them
749
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,051
'cause there were too many bees.
750
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:50,097
We ruled out hsp because there
was no inciting respiratory infection.
751
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:53,392
But in rare cases, it can also
be triggered by a bee sting.
752
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,353
We also ruled it out
because there's no rash.
753
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,313
Maybe we just didn't see it.
754
00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:07,489
Have you been stung
by a bee recently?
755
00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,616
About a month ago.
756
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:12,995
What's going on?
757
00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:17,583
I think your wife has
henoch-schonlein purpura,
758
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,752
systemic vasculitis
that can cause lesions
759
00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,462
and inflammation
throughout the body.
760
00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:24,172
It's pretty awful,
761
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:28,677
which explains why it was named
after a German. Actually, two Germans.
762
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,054
Lesions can pop up in the heart,
763
00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:32,848
sometimes in the kidneys.
764
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:37,436
But always on the skin. Means
you'd have a rash somewhere.
765
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,729
I don't.
766
00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:39,980
House: Not that you know of.
767
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:45,527
Okay, I'm going to have to check
your holes. I'll start with the mouth.
768
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:48,572
If there's nothing there, then
things might have to get kinky.
769
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,032
House: Say "ah."
770
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:55,245
I was kind of hoping for kinky.
771
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:56,872
Is that good or bad?
772
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,375
We'll treat her with high-dose
mg and cyclophosphamide.
773
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,918
You should be fine.
774
00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:05,172
I'm going to be okay.
775
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:10,302
I love you.
776
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,638
That is adorable.
777
00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:16,141
Other than you still wanting
to have sex with other dudes
778
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,504
and him bankrupting your family,
779
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:20,854
I think you kids are
pretty much home free.
780
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,571
And...
781
00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,324
You two made up?
782
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,495
You can thank me later.
783
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,080
I'm all in.
784
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,208
All right.
785
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,586
Fom. Jesus.
786
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,011
Sam: Nervous?
787
00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:56,598
I'm getting there. I'm
getting some nervousness.
788
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:28,505
You need a hand?
789
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,635
Thanks.
790
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,976
Sorry about canceling
the other night.
791
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,645
Me, too.
792
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,500
You wanna go somewhere?
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