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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,113 Who is it? 2 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,239 It's Tom. 3 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:33,826 Tom, your husband? 4 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:36,245 What's he doing here? 5 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,005 Uh, what's going on? 6 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,357 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to be here. 7 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,259 But Evelyn's school contract is due tomorrow. 8 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:52,845 I knew I was forgetting something. Let me find a pen. 9 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:57,975 Hey. 10 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,101 Hey. 11 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:00,785 Not quite sure what Emily post recommends 12 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,855 in this situation, but I'm Tom. 13 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,149 Damien. Hi. 14 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,486 Sorry to intrude, I just... I wasn't quite sure when she'd be coming home. 15 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,655 No problem. 16 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,573 Thank you so much for catching this. 17 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:13,908 Yeah. 18 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,346 I'll get out of your way. It was good to meet you, 19 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,871 and I'll see you later, hon. 20 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,925 So, he seems like a nice guy. 21 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,844 Ooh. 22 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,014 Jules, you okay? 23 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,182 No, my stomach... 24 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,684 Here, lie down. 25 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,188 Ow! 26 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,690 Try to... 27 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,233 Get Tom. Okay. 28 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,194 Damien: Tom! 29 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,499 You know what would be perfect? 30 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,523 Hmm. 31 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,484 French toast tower. 32 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,237 You still go to Mickey's? What's your cholesterol? 33 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,698 It's my one vice. I'm keeping it. 34 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,743 As much as I would love to clog my arteries, 35 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:44,123 I have a 10:00 ct, and I still have to race home, get changed. 36 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,919 Maybe you could keep some clothes here. 37 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,089 Maybe I could. 38 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,886 He's just trying to get into your skirts, 39 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,305 and I don't mean metaphorically. 40 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,016 Well, he's got the legs for it. 41 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:07,021 So, I will see you tonight? 42 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,439 Yeah. 43 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,780 Bye, house. 44 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,114 Have a nice day. 45 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,913 "Have a nice day"? How civilized. 46 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,207 I said I'd stay out of it. 47 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,046 What? Nothing. 48 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,464 Clearly something. 49 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,632 Nope. 50 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,258 House, on a list of your attributes, 51 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:39,261 there's nothing that even rhymes with "coy." 52 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:43,432 Okay, I may have seen something in the fridge. 53 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,643 Like the end of your relationship. 54 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:50,106 She put the milk in the door and not on the shelf. 55 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,565 It's not a big deal. 56 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,849 You hate that she did that, but you didn't say anything. 57 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:55,796 You're trying to get us to fight. 58 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,948 No, I'm trying to help. If you got an issue, let her know. 59 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:02,451 I should've known that you weren't done sabotaging this. 60 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:05,287 Fine. Stew in your irritation. 61 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,040 Sure, last time it bubbled over into resentment and rage, 62 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:09,834 leading ultimately to a painful divorce 63 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,254 that neither of you have ever really recovered from, 64 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,215 but I'm sure this time, it'll be great. 65 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,770 Interesting case, 35-year-old woman 66 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,147 with fever and abdominal pain. 67 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,482 Er ruled out all the usual suspects. 68 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:35,568 Stop before you interest me to death. 69 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,736 And she's in an open marriage. 70 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,906 That's not interesting. It's just weird. 71 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,074 House: Know what's weirder? 72 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:45,119 That other humans are monogamous in the first place. 73 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:47,621 No other species on the planet mates for life, 74 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,123 andifyoute gonna bring up swans, 75 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,583 they cheat like everybody else. 76 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,585 They just have better PR than rabbits. 77 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,504 Animals also eat their young and kill their rivals. 78 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,423 That make it weird that most of us don't? 79 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,258 Says the guy whose opposable thumbs 80 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,927 have been all over how many women who aren't his wife? 81 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,305 A functional open marriage is like a unicorn. 82 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,032 It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. 83 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,433 Someone always ends up unhappy. 84 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:11,812 Our patient's unhappy because she's suffering from an intestinal blockage. 85 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,982 Boring. Now, I'm gonna have to find a reason to rule it out. 86 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,817 What about herpes colitis? 87 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:19,028 She picks up the infection from one of her partners. 88 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,191 It takes root in her colon. 89 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,280 Std panel was clean. 90 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,383 Chances are this couple was unhappy in the first place. 91 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:26,494 This is their attempt to save something that never... 92 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:31,999 Go on. 93 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,252 Herpes might not register if she was exposed in the last six weeks. 94 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,716 But it would show up on a barium enema. 95 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,344 Wait. You're going to do it? 96 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:47,973 Gotta see if our patient is a unicorn or just a slutty horse. 97 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:51,477 Think how much fun Taub could be having. 98 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,939 House: Barium coats the inner lining of your colon, 99 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,025 lets us get a good look at it on the X-ray. 100 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,586 I can get somebody else to pick up Evelyn. 101 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,362 I feel like I'm abandoning you. 102 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,030 I'm on painkillers. 103 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,424 I'd rather this not be what you think of 104 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,785 every time you look at my butt. 105 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,793 Okay, roll onto your side. 106 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:18,921 It's fill 'er up time. 107 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:28,222 So, is Evelyn his new squeeze? 108 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,557 She's our daughter. 109 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,935 Must be interesting, growing up in a production of oh! Calcutta! 110 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,770 She's six. 111 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,565 She knows as much about our sex life as any other kid her age. 112 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,901 You can explain that she's the reason 113 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:42,185 the two of you stayed married. 114 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,238 You've been in the room five minutes. 115 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,365 You got us all figured out. 116 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,510 Of course, you left out the part where we love each other, 117 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,494 and we wanna grow old together. 118 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,055 But you just don't wanna be young together. 119 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,956 Look, when you think about it, 120 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,916 tons of couples do what we do. 121 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,185 It's just that with most of them, 122 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,878 one spouse doesn't know about it. 123 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,255 We decided things work better 124 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,258 when people tell each other the truth. 125 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,512 Tank's full. 126 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,266 Iilpage the radiology eres. 127 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,772 I'm not saying I hate it. It just doesn't go with your eyes. 128 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:19,898 You hate it. 129 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,233 Little bit. 130 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:24,570 Any more heartless critiques of my general appearance? 131 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,030 Maya: Nope. All done. 132 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,328 So, is she as bendy as she looks? 133 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,705 Maya and I are just friends. 134 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,290 No, you and I are friends. 135 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,453 And you don't have coffee with me three times a week. 136 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,502 She's an interesting person. 137 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,588 She grew up in Ohio. She has three brothers. 138 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,424 Fascinating. Last week that Cambodian lab tech was telling us 139 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,343 how he survived the killing fields, 140 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,219 and you left to go get a donut. 141 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,846 So we flirt. It's fun. 142 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,139 It's dangerous. 143 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,058 That woman would totally do you. 144 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,893 You think? 145 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,144 Nothing is gonna happen. 146 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,067 All I'm saying is, if you want to be on a diet, 147 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,108 you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart. 148 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,321 X-ray was clean. She doesn't have herpes colitis. 149 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,656 Or abdominal pain. 150 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,574 Taub: It stopped hurting during the X-ray, 151 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,802 which means it was just an intestinal blockage that passed. 152 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,827 We should discharge her. 153 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:17,331 Absolutely, there's no need to find any underlying cause. 154 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,958 These things never happen twice. 155 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,169 Take her digestive system for a test drive. 156 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,004 Give her a radio-opaque milkshake. 157 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,688 X-ray every 15 minutes to see if it makes 158 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,008 any unscheduled stops on the way through. 159 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:29,218 We'll be here all night. 160 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,512 No, Taub will be here all night. 161 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:35,099 Go talk to the unicorn, then tell me you don't believe. 162 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,601 I did an abdominal ct on a kid today, 163 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,480 and found a six-inch bezoar made entirely of gum. 164 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:45,567 I mean, who gives a three-year-old an endless supply of gum... 165 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,198 You okay? 166 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,282 Yeah. 167 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,788 I mean, there was hair in it and maybe a piece of paper. 168 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,211 So, how long have you been married? 169 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,841 One of the few drawbacks of having an open marriage. 170 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,719 Nobody ever asks me about current events or the weather. 171 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,388 The Yankees look good this season. 172 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,560 Seven years. 173 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:24,481 And how long have you, you know... 174 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,276 After three years, we realized 175 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,237 that traditional marriage was making us both miserable. 176 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,032 Most people get divorced at that point. 177 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,176 Yeah, we didn't want to get divorced. 178 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,410 We still loved each other. 179 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,997 We just realized that expecting one person 180 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,666 to fulfill all of your needs forever is unrealistic. 181 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,253 There are happy monogamous couples out there. 182 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,881 Sure, one or two have the perfect marriage. 183 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:52,384 Everybody else has figured out how to settle for less. 184 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:56,764 I don't want to settle and end up resenting my husband. 185 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,933 I'd rather get the 10% he doesn't give me somewhere else 186 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:05,189 so that I can really appreciate him for the 90% he does. 187 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,862 I think something's wrong. 188 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,447 With your stomach? My heart is racing. 189 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:23,582 Try to take deep breaths. I'm gonna try to slow your heart down. 190 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,251 Is this because of the blockage? 191 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,628 No. It's not working. 192 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,006 Need a crash cart in here! 193 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:40,933 Chase: I need a list of all your sexual partners from the last six months. 194 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,393 Your wife had an arrhythmia. 195 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,646 The progression of symptoms from bowel to heart 196 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,648 makes a parasitic infection most likely. 197 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,650 Since Julia hasn't been out of the country... 198 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,877 The only place that I've been recently 199 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,486 is a business trip to Nebraska. 200 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,571 But either of you could have picked up a bug 201 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,198 from one of your partners. 202 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,620 It's kind of complicated. 203 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:05,082 How many partners are we talking about? Ballpark. 204 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,835 None. 205 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,253 None? 206 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,257 We have a great sex life. I don't need anyone else. 207 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,217 So why not just tell her that 208 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,677 and close this whole thing up? 209 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,845 You married? 210 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,222 I was. 211 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,850 Did you ever agree to go see a chick flick with your wife 212 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,768 or pretend to enjoy classical music? 213 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,814 Stravinsky never groped my wife in a midtown hotel room. 214 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,108 She needs this. 215 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,820 I don't, but I don't want her to feel bad about that. 216 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,283 House: He's lying. 217 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,760 Chase: Guy's got a license to drill. 218 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,703 Why would he lie about not using it? 219 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:43,871 That's not the lie. 220 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,707 The lie is that he gives a crap how his wife feels. 221 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,792 If they're both screwing around, that's one thing. 222 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,919 But she has a piece on the side, and he doesn't? 223 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,421 The only way he'd be okay with that 224 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,548 is if he's betraying her in some other way. 225 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,425 Then in his mind, it makes them even. 226 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,886 My unicorn isn't a unicorn. 227 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,263 It's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. 228 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,307 Right, even a guy who's not cheating 229 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,309 is doing it for underhanded reasons. 230 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,977 No, no, no, he's not being cynical. 231 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,855 He's assuming the husband is doing something to even the score. 232 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,566 Which means he thinks there is a score. 233 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,651 Which means, cheating swans aside, 234 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,737 house believes in monogamy. 235 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,739 He's being romantic. 236 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,367 What I believe is that men are genetically engineered to be jealous. 237 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,287 Doesn't matter if I think there's a score. I guarantee you he does. 238 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,830 Any of the wife's partners pan out? 239 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,125 She's been with two people other than Tom in the last six months. 240 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,288 Neither of them have been outside the tri-state area. 241 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,587 So we're back to the husband. 242 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,772 You just said you believed he wasn't... 243 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,798 He's doing something behind her back. 244 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,676 What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? 245 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,720 Like that's really a place. 246 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,432 Chase: Let's find his travel records and get back to work. 247 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,437 You seem pretty mellow about this couple's deal. 248 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,148 Thought you'd be first in line to shake a finger. 249 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,193 They're still married. I'm not. 250 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,278 Not that I could everdoit 251 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,239 I was jealous of house, and Cameron never touched him. 252 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,034 Not counting the emotional fondhng. 253 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,789 When my mom was dying, my dad had an affair. 254 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,792 He told you this? 255 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,127 I'd seen them get out of his car. 256 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,891 Two years after mom died, they got married. 257 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,631 Must've sucked. 258 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633 At the time, yeah, 259 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,261 but looking back, it makes sense. 260 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,554 My mom never knew about it, 261 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,974 and he needed someone to make him feel less alone. 262 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,643 He took care of my mom, day in and day out, 263 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,478 for two and a half years before she died. 264 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,774 He was devoted to her. Loving someone else didn't change that. 265 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,151 So loving two people at once is fine 266 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,653 as long as one of them is dying? 267 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,738 Vvhoevefls taking care of me when I get sick, 268 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,409 I hope they've got someone else to take care of them. 269 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,538 Tom was telling the truth. 270 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,748 He really did go to Nebraska. 271 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,501 Plane ticket and restaurant receipts. 272 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,420 Thirteen: Forget Nebraska. 273 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,425 Maybe they just bought their parasites at the mall. 274 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,429 You know, we should really throw away that loofah. 275 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,407 They're imported. Sometimes they're not sterilized. 276 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,558 We think our patient got amoebiasis from hers. 277 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,643 She going to be okay? 278 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,353 We're treating now. She should be fine. 279 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,191 It's actually kind of bizarre. 280 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,570 She and her husband have an open marriage. 281 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,324 They sleep with other people? 282 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,619 Well, she does. Her husband's totally fine with it. 283 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,746 That's crazy, right? 284 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,586 And you're bringing this up because... 285 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,717 I thought it was interesting. 286 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,969 More interesting than your other cases, I guess. 287 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,849 You talk about your colleagues. You rant about house. 288 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,602 You don't usually mention your patients. 289 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,733 Is open marriage something you want? 290 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,069 No. I mean... 291 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,199 I know you'd never... 292 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,081 All this time and energy you spent 293 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,583 convincing me you weren't cheating. 294 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,793 And there's somebody else. 295 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,088 I'm not... waiter: Would you like some more water, sir? 296 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:33,809 Okay. 297 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:39,606 There's a woman at work. People say she's attracted to me. 298 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,109 But nothing's happened. Nothing's going to happen. 299 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,693 I'm not having an affair. 300 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,278 But you want to. 301 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:49,282 No, honey, I'm trying to be honest. 302 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,452 I don't want to make the same mistakes. 303 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,329 Be honest then. 304 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,873 Are you attracted to her? 305 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:06,800 Look, she's attractive. There's an attraction. 306 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,594 Aren't there men who make you feel that way? 307 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,929 Of course, there are. 308 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:15,183 But it never occurs to me to act on it, because I'm married. 309 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,436 To you. 310 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,648 And that's enough for me. 311 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,858 Aren't I enough for you? 312 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,693 Of course, you are. 313 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,158 Our patient's lost all movement in her legs. 314 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,661 There are other doctors, Chris. We're talking. 315 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,583 I'm sorry. The woman's paralyzed. 316 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,544 I'll get a cab. 317 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977 Taub: Tests show no spinal cord injury, 318 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,062 no cerebral lesions, no hemorrhage. 319 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,499 Chase: We finally got a stool sample. The loofah's innocent. 320 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,193 No sign of amoebas or any other parasite. 321 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,113 So paralysis, arrhythmia, intermittent abdominal pain. 322 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,325 And he nicked himself shaving. 323 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,497 Sorry, that was Taub. But it was easier to solve. 324 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,708 Means he used the crappy razor in his locker, 325 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,084 which means he slept here. 326 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,252 Thanks to you. 327 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,591 I brought up open marriage with Rachel. 328 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,842 It was a disaster. 329 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,682 On the medical front, we've knocked out sex and foreign travel. 330 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,768 Could be an electrolyte imbalance. 331 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,478 So the only time you're not interested 332 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,830 in my marriage is after you blow it up? 333 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,649 You were the moron who took marital advice from tila Tequila. 334 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,275 You pushed me into this. 335 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,879 Figured it would either blow up your marriage or make it more honest. 336 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,363 Either way, you win. 337 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,281 What about sex? 338 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,467 I'm talking about the patient. 339 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,593 Is that cool with everybody? 340 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,701 We ruled out sex. 341 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,995 We ruled out sex with other people. 342 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,790 Tom said he and Julia have been doing it three or four times a week. 343 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,708 And she's got boys on the side. 344 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,212 Increased libido can be a symptom of adrenocortical carcinoma, 345 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,172 which also explains her other symptoms. 346 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,509 A woman who likes sex must be sick? 347 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,111 House: Just because everybody in this room 348 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,889 wishes that all women were horny all the time doesn't make it so. 349 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,934 Get an mri of her adrenal glands. 350 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655 Okay if I take the sports page? 351 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,115 Wilson: Sure. 352 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,748 Would you mind using a coaster? 353 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,626 Oh. Sure. Sorry. 354 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,836 It's okay. 355 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,802 Also, it'd be great if you'd replace 356 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,512 the toilet paper when you finish a roll. 357 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,180 And when you load the dishwasher, 358 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,641 you can't put a big, flat bowl on the bottom. 359 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:05,186 It traps the water so nothing on the top gets clean. 360 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,605 And please don't throw banana peels in the bedroom trash... 361 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,026 I haven't done any of those things. 362 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,736 You're probably not even aware... 363 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,987 I hate bananas. 364 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,038 Oh, my god. It was house. 365 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,333 I'm sorry. He's been trying to get us to fight. 366 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,626 Why would he think that stuff would make us fight? 367 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,630 Because of the milk. You put it in the door. 368 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,550 The body of the refrigerator is the coldest part. 369 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,902 The temperature in the door fluctuates, 370 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,029 which decreases shelf life... 371 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,973 Wow. When did you get all ocd? 372 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,434 I just want clean dishes and unspoiled milk 373 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,643 so we can all stay healthy. 374 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,438 Oh. It's about health? 375 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:53,026 What about the coaster? Does that replenish my b12 or something? 376 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,194 Can we just drop it? 377 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,362 Sure. 378 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413 You have this list of annoyances 379 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,749 the entire time we were married? 380 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,795 Get better, mommy. 381 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,671 I love you, rabbit. 382 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,009 Julia, you have a guest. 383 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,808 Hi. This isn't a good time. 384 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,020 Dr. Hadley, did you say there was a video game in the playroom? 385 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,940 Maybe you can teach me how to play one of them? 386 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,358 See you in radiology. 387 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,407 Get out of my wife's room. 388 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,426 Your relationship with her stays out of our space. 389 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,660 I was worried about her. 390 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,162 Tom's right. You should go. 391 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,416 So it's fine if we have sex, 392 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,060 but if I drop by to see if you're okay... 393 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,420 This is our family. 394 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,260 Sorry. 395 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,185 I spent two years of residency 396 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,312 wearing shirts that were a size too small. 397 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,190 How hard is it to ask me not to put them in the dryer? 398 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,568 And I only did your laundry because you were never home. 399 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,735 I didn't ask you to. 400 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,338 Of course you didn't. You just got annoyed 401 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,072 whenever you didn't have clean undennear. 402 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,240 I never said I was annoyed. 403 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,951 That's the point. You didn't say anything. 404 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,995 So I'm getting a lecture on communication 405 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:30,248 from someone who had her lawyer inform me our marriage was over. 406 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,880 Asking for an open marriage. You got stones. 407 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,384 Conversation sort of got away from me. It was a train wreck. 408 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,862 I think it's good you brought it up. 409 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,138 I read a study that found men who have multiple copies 410 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,556 of a certain vasopressin receptor 411 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,142 are twice as likely to be unfaithful. 412 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,352 Maybe you're just one of those guys. 413 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:55,482 So my cheating is biologically predetermined. Fantastic. 414 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,984 Multiply times five. We need a better look at the medulla. 415 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,194 I thought you'd be relieved. 416 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,117 This gets you off the hook. It's just genetics. 417 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,573 I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. 418 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,034 I hate genetics. Medulla's clean. 419 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,837 I don't see you wearing lifts or hair plugs. 420 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,972 That's because being short and bald doesn't hurt anybody. 421 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,665 The only thing hurtful about your other genetic predisposition 422 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,292 is that you keep denying it. 423 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,669 It's not good for you or Rachel. 424 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,590 There's nothing there. It's not adrenal cancer. 425 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,217 And maybe you're right about me, 426 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,569 but I'm not going to stop trying. 427 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,761 Rachel's worth it. 428 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,806 Look up there. Thelung. What is that? 429 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,643 You served me with divorce papers 430 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,806 in the middle of a medical conference in New Orleans! 431 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,688 I threw a bottle into an antique mirror. 432 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,483 You exhibited an emotion. I wish I'd known you were capable. 433 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,609 I loved you. 434 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,921 I thought I was gonna be following you to Baltimore, remember? 435 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,280 I called about apartments. I set up interviews. 436 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,091 How could you think that we still had a real marriage? 437 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,867 We hadn't had a conversation in months. 438 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,036 Maybe because I was working two jobs to support us. 439 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,247 No! No, it's because when you were home, 440 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,831 it was like talking to a block of ice. 441 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,708 You were obviously so pissed off at me... 442 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,592 I was killing myself so that you could take that non-paying internship. 443 00:22:58,628 --> 00:22:59,772 That you said that I should take. 444 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,856 I was trying to be supportive! 445 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,941 Why do I have to be the bad guy? 446 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,384 Expressing yourself does not make you the bad guy. 447 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,595 Okay, then, you were being a selfish bitch. 448 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,517 V/q scan confirmed the spot on Julia's lung was a clot. 449 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,353 Think there's a chance the husband's a plushie? 450 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,815 If he has a secret, I highly doubt it's more relevant than the clot. 451 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,578 Clotting disorder would explain everything. 452 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:22,902 Question is, which one? 453 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,072 Do you read any of your departmental memos? 454 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,074 Only the ones labeled nsfw. 455 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,869 Accounting notified you two days ago about your patient's insurance. 456 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,955 Sorry. That's n nsfw. 457 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,084 Here. He doesn't have any. Try not to bankrupt them. 458 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,754 I'm long past the number of procedures that'il bankrupt them. 459 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,257 Julia's got insurance. I saw the policy number on the forms. 460 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,342 The policy lapsed due to non-payment. 461 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,906 I already made three calls about this. 462 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,096 She should have been aware of that. 463 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,144 No, that's just a mistake. 464 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,022 Of course we have health insurance. 465 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:03,526 We're actually a little behind on the premiums. 466 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,155 But I pulled money out of my retirement account to cover it. 467 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,716 They said that we'll be fine in a few... 468 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,784 Why the retirement account? 469 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,748 We'll just give you a few minutes to... 470 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:19,208 By "we," she means "she." 471 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,088 I lost all of our savings. 472 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,386 Sounds like a secret to me. 473 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,267 I started her on heparin to prevent further clots, 474 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,061 but we still don't know what's going on. 475 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,313 Of course the husband's secret was money. 476 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,357 If it's not sex, it's always money. 477 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,901 Unless it's sex for money. 478 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,027 How did he lose it anyway? 479 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,279 It's not medically relevant. You're not going to care. 480 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,281 Wilson's been teaching me how to care. Try me. 481 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,701 He builds wind turbines and leases them out to local power companies... 482 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,244 You're right. I don't care. 483 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:59,374 Clotting disorder. Dic, factor v leiden, antiphospholipid syndrome. 484 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,042 Vitamin k deficiency also fits, 485 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,445 causes thrombophilia and is consistent with abdominal pain. 486 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,923 Congratulations, house. Sam ended it. 487 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,257 What happened? 488 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,677 Go test our patient's blood. 489 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,053 It can wait five minutes. 490 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,430 For everything we discussed. 491 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,397 I'm sorry. 492 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,484 Well, at least you're actually taking responsibility for once in your life. 493 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:29,987 I'm sorry that she left, but it's not my fault. 494 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,489 I didn't even want to get involved. 495 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:32,657 You dragged it out of me. 496 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,661 What about the dishwasher and the banana? 497 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,706 Yeah, she left because of the banana. 498 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:43,710 I just wanted you to stand up for yourself, tell her what you want. 499 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,463 If doing that causes her to walk out for the second time, 500 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,692 well, then your relationship wasn't going to last anyway. 501 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,217 Or you could've stayed out of it. 502 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,486 I could've kept my mouth shut, 503 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,220 been annoyed sometimes, but I'd be happy, 504 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,764 because I'd still be with her. 505 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:59,225 Now all I have is cold milk. 506 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:03,771 As long as you're free, you want to grab some dinner? 507 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,570 Thirteen: Did Tom go home for the night? 508 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:14,407 For starters. I told him to leave. I don't want him here. 509 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,745 Money is a complicated subject. 510 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,496 Yeah, it's not the money. 511 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,665 I mean, the money is bad, but... 512 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,615 When we first opened our marriage, 513 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:32,300 I got involved with a guy who lied about being single. 514 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,802 And one day, his wife calls me. 515 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:39,766 She's crying, and screaming, and totally out of control. 516 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,727 And I felt 517 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,772 supenor 518 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,084 I thought, "I don't ever have to worry about feeling this way, 519 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,737 "because Tom and I are honest with each other." 520 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,867 Well, here I am. 521 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,630 Sorry I didn't make it home last night. 522 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,759 Ineededto run some tests. 523 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:19,680 You know what the worst part was when you had your affair? 524 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,518 It wasn't the sex. 525 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:24,602 It was the lies. 526 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:32,485 Realizing that the narrative of my life was totally wrong. 527 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,654 You weren't stuck in surgery. 528 00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,739 You weren't out of town. 529 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,243 I don't wanna go through that again. 530 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,745 I told you, nothing's going... 531 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,163 Thursday nights. 532 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,585 You have to be home by midnight. 533 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:54,048 You don't bring her here, you don't talk to her about me, 534 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,844 and I don't want to meet her ever in any context. 535 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,688 Are you giving me permission to sleep with other women? 536 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,440 It's what you want, isn't it? 537 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,150 I want you. 538 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:16,904 No, you want more than me. 539 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:19,198 You want that thrill. 540 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:27,456 But I love you, and I really believe that you love me. 541 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,042 And we have a good life together. 542 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:34,547 And at this point, either I walk away, 543 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,383 or I try to accept who you really are. 544 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,846 Tomorrow's Thursday. 545 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,306 Yes, it is. 546 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,915 Thirteen: All our tests came back negative. 547 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,733 It's not a clotting disorder. 548 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:57,111 Which means we need to come up with a better idea. 549 00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:01,115 So what causes problems in the stomach, heart, nerves... 550 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,535 Oh, my god. 551 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:07,997 You know what it is? 552 00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:17,423 Taub's wife gave the green light for an open marriage. 553 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,801 He's wearing Cologne but not the stink of shame. 554 00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,470 You've got a date? 555 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:27,350 I am going out with Maya tonight with Rachel's blessing. 556 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,394 Maze! Tov? 557 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,106 Maybe the problem isn't her blood. 558 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,858 Maybe it's the vessels carrying the blood. 559 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,693 No sign of schistocytes or hemolysis. 560 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:40,446 So you're actually going to sleep with another woman, 561 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,781 then go home to your wife? 562 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:44,867 Thank god someone's keeping us focused on what's really important. 563 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,119 Taub was going to do all of that anyway. 564 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,829 Pulmonary arterial hypertension? 565 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:52,375 Imaging showed normal diameter in her pulmonary artery. 566 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:57,546 Here's a thought. Taub's wife is now totally on the market. 567 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,090 Mind hitting me with her digits? 568 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,888 She would love that, but duty calls. 569 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,853 What's the matter? 570 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,146 My stomach. 571 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,398 Same pain as before? 572 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,149 Yeah. Worse. 573 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,502 Get the portable ultrasound in here. 574 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,528 We need to get a look at her belly. 575 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,029 Help me. 576 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:31,789 House: Pain, pain went away, came back another day. 577 00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:33,666 Question is, what brought it back? 578 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,752 Physical exam was unrevealing. Ultrasound was clean. 579 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:37,896 So aftennards, you gonna shower 580 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200 at your girlfriend's or at home? 581 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,090 Patient. Abdominal pain. 582 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,427 Yeah, he's right. Let's get this wrapped up before 6:00. 583 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,887 Taub turns back into a faithful pumpkin at midnight. 584 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:50,099 The patient was out with her boy-toy before she came in. 585 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,035 Maybe the pain was triggered by sexual excitement. 586 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,729 Because lying alone in a hospital bed, 587 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,897 contemplating bankruptcy? Hot. 588 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,150 My point was that arousal is a function 589 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,860 of the parasympathetic nervous system. 590 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:02,361 If that's where the problem is, 591 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:04,297 the pain could be triggered by crying, which seems... 592 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,866 Pns also controls digestion, which she's been doing 593 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,035 without screaming her head off since she's been here. 594 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,847 What if what matters isn't when the pain started, but when it stopped? 595 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:14,248 It was during an X-ray. You think that cured her? 596 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:17,209 No, but house prepped her for the X-ray with a barium enema. 597 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,128 That wouldn't treat anything except... 598 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:26,218 You're in pain because part of your intestine folded in on itself. 599 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,529 It's called an intussusception. 600 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,114 It's cutting off blood how. We need to fix it 601 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:30,931 before your bowel gets necrotic and dies. 602 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,475 Once you do that, will I get better? 603 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,618 When this happens in adults, 604 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,202 it's usually a sign of abdominal cancer. 605 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,897 We'll fix the overlap, and then search your intestine for tumors. 606 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,529 Foam? 607 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,659 I have a bad feeling about this. 608 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,453 A friend can't spontaneously buy 609 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:56,540 an overpriced Italian Espresso machine for another friend? 610 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,501 What did you do? 611 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,252 Nothing, that's the beauty. 612 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:03,130 I genuinely tried to help Wilson. 613 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,483 I told him to stand up for himself, 614 00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,133 which you know is legitimate advice. 615 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,260 And his relationship blew up. 616 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,012 Is he okay? He'll be fine. 617 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,139 Point is, I realized something. 618 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:16,018 I do nice things, nice things happen to me. Karma works. 619 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,395 So you're paying it forward? 620 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:24,860 If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying or oral sex, 621 00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:26,904 so be it. 622 00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,707 You think I should wear a tie tonight? 623 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:39,917 This isn't weird at all. 624 00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:45,214 Chase: I mean, where's Rachel eating tonight? 625 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,465 Taub: Home. 626 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,803 What if she's going out, too? 627 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,680 She's allowed to, right? 628 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:55,641 Of course, it's only fair. 629 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:56,804 But I don't think she will. 630 00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,229 Your wife only eats dinner at home? 631 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:05,568 If she did go out, that'd be tough. 632 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,987 But I think I can handle it. 633 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,363 Don't do it unless you're sure. 634 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,991 I know I'd rather be jealous than a liar. 635 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:16,453 Got something here. Kelly clamp and scalpel. 636 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:18,414 Chase: Biopsy showed non-specific inflammation, 637 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,082 which suggests ibd. 638 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,209 Only that doesn't explain the cardiac problems. 639 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,295 Or her declining kidney function. 640 00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:26,672 We ran panels during surgery. 641 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,342 Actually, ibd does make sense, 642 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:33,053 'cause it can trigger ankylosing spondylitis, 643 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,472 which would explain the heart and the kidneys. 644 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,851 Start her on sulfasalazine and tnf-inhibitors. 645 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,228 And Taub, I'm not gonna see you 646 00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:42,592 before you head off for gomorrah. 647 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,127 Just remember, if you get disoriented, 648 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,986 Breathe through your nose and look for the horizon. 649 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,629 I can't. 650 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,798 I really thought I could do this. 651 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,221 Logically, it makes perfect sense. 652 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:19,934 But all afternoon, 653 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:26,482 all I kept thinking about was the two of you together, 654 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,027 and you touching her... 655 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:33,864 Nothing's happened. It's okay. 656 00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:35,824 I'm sorry. 657 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,185 'Cause I really wanted... 658 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:45,918 I've been an idiot. I don't need anything else. I just need you. 659 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,586 You mean that? 660 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,047 I do. 661 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,220 I love you, Rachel. 662 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,596 I love you, too. 663 00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,598 Let's go home. 664 00:34:59,682 --> 00:35:00,933 Is that okay? 665 00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,186 There are other doctors. 666 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,465 Foreman: The treatment's not working. 667 00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:16,824 Her left kidney failed last night. 668 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,134 The other one's right behind it. 669 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,369 It's not ankylosing spondylitis. 670 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,122 Kidney biopsy showed she had iga nephropathy, 671 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:27,001 which could be caused by or associated with any of these conditions. 672 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,336 We've gone from too few ideas to too many, 673 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,630 and our patient is running out of time. 674 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,717 Why the lack of afterglow? 675 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,885 Physio girl not as freaky as you'd hoped? 676 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,179 I went home with my wife. 677 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,975 After all that? You chickened out. 678 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:46,687 I can't hurt Rachel like that. 679 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,398 Sickle cell anemia would've shown on blood tests. 680 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,860 No flattened intestinal villi rules out celiac... 681 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,447 Seriously? 682 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:59,825 Our patient is dying, and we can't move past my sex life? 683 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,702 Seriously? You think it'd kill her 684 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,787 if we spent 15 seconds mocking you? 685 00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:05,873 Time's up. 686 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:09,835 Foreman: Normal liver enzymes rules out hep b and cirrhosis. 687 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,047 Alport and anti-gbm antibody are both untreatable, 688 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,257 so if she has them, we can't help her. 689 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,426 And it can't be henoch-schonlein purpura. 690 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,596 No inciting respiratory infection and no rash. 691 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,847 I don't care what it's not. 692 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,116 I wanna know what it could be. 693 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,226 Well, everything left on the list. 694 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,479 The list was not created equal. 695 00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:29,855 Neither was man, by the way. 696 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:33,192 Hemochromatosis is a possibility. Excess iron builds up, 697 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,502 causes problems throughout the body. 698 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:37,613 Weil's syndrome also affects multiple organ systems. 699 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,198 And it wouldn't have been treated 700 00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:41,200 by the antibiotic the er gave her. 701 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:43,702 Sarcoidosis makes sense, too. 702 00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:46,830 Good. Treat for those three. 703 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,588 I think you should call Tom. 704 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:57,633 Am I going to die? 705 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,344 I don't know. 706 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:02,888 If he walked in here right now, 707 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,891 I'd look at his face, and all I would think is "liar." 708 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,227 Don't you think that's kind of unfair? 709 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:09,770 You say honesty is all-important, 710 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,289 but you conveniently ignore the truth 711 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:13,732 that some truths hurt people. 712 00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:16,402 Tom lied to protect you. 713 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:18,237 He was covering his ass. 714 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,697 I'm not talking about the money. 715 00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,912 Tom hasn't slept with anyone else in over a year. 716 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,916 He told you that? 717 00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:35,754 So my entire marriage is a sham. 718 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:40,717 Your husband, who only wants you, 719 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,553 lied so that you could be happy. 720 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,056 That seems pretty real to me. 721 00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:51,854 Yeah? 722 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,526 Hey. Hey. 723 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,954 Listen, I'm sorry. 724 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,206 Me, too. I shouldn't have said... 725 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:14,251 No. You were right. I was selfish back then. 726 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:19,089 I'm trying to change. 727 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,050 And I don't know if it's house or what, 728 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,845 but you're different, too. 729 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,639 I'm trying. 730 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:35,189 I always thought that I was keeping the peace. 731 00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:37,274 But I was just resenting you 732 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,610 and giving you a reason to leave. 733 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:49,244 I wish we had this fight 10 years ago. 734 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,503 Is it okay if we don't give house the credit? 735 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,172 I recommend it. 736 00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:11,058 0-for-3, her kidney function is still declining. 737 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,352 We're going to need to start dialysis. 738 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,229 House: Glad the husband's back. 739 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,231 After missing so many little deaths, 740 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,191 he should be here for the big one. 741 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,567 Top six, anyone? 742 00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:22,402 Polyarteritis nodosa? 743 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:25,781 We would've seen some improvement on prednisone. 744 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:30,661 Guy's wife is dying. He stops to buy flowers. 745 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,539 They're from his garden. Mercury poisoning fits. 746 00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:35,457 Those are lilacs. 747 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:41,713 My mom used to grow lilacs. 748 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:43,632 My dad made her get rid of them 749 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,051 'cause there were too many bees. 750 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:50,097 We ruled out hsp because there was no inciting respiratory infection. 751 00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:53,392 But in rare cases, it can also be triggered by a bee sting. 752 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,353 We also ruled it out because there's no rash. 753 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,313 Maybe we just didn't see it. 754 00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:07,489 Have you been stung by a bee recently? 755 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:09,616 About a month ago. 756 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:12,995 What's going on? 757 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:17,583 I think your wife has henoch-schonlein purpura, 758 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,752 systemic vasculitis that can cause lesions 759 00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,462 and inflammation throughout the body. 760 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:24,172 It's pretty awful, 761 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:28,677 which explains why it was named after a German. Actually, two Germans. 762 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,054 Lesions can pop up in the heart, 763 00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:32,848 sometimes in the kidneys. 764 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:37,436 But always on the skin. Means you'd have a rash somewhere. 765 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,729 I don't. 766 00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:39,980 House: Not that you know of. 767 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:45,527 Okay, I'm going to have to check your holes. I'll start with the mouth. 768 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:48,572 If there's nothing there, then things might have to get kinky. 769 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,032 House: Say "ah." 770 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:55,245 I was kind of hoping for kinky. 771 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:56,872 Is that good or bad? 772 00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,375 We'll treat her with high-dose mg and cyclophosphamide. 773 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,918 You should be fine. 774 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:05,172 I'm going to be okay. 775 00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:10,302 I love you. 776 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,638 That is adorable. 777 00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:16,141 Other than you still wanting to have sex with other dudes 778 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,504 and him bankrupting your family, 779 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:20,854 I think you kids are pretty much home free. 780 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:29,571 And... 781 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,324 You two made up? 782 00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,495 You can thank me later. 783 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,080 I'm all in. 784 00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,208 All right. 785 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,586 Fom. Jesus. 786 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,011 Sam: Nervous? 787 00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:56,598 I'm getting there. I'm getting some nervousness. 788 00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:28,505 You need a hand? 789 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,635 Thanks. 790 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,976 Sorry about canceling the other night. 791 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,645 Me, too. 792 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,500 You wanna go somewhere? 57119

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