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Hey.
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Beringer:
Hey, I'll be right there.
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Take your time.
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You mind if I get
a drink of water?
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No, no. Not at all,
help yourself.
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Not exactly beach reading, huh?
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Do you understand
any of that stuff?
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Well, most of these
I can get through.
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But that one, I can't
get past the dust jacket.
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Where's Ted? Laid off.
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Company's going
with per diem workers.
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You don't have to pay
overtime, health insurance.
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Wow, that sucks.
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I don't mind. Really. I'm not
a 40-hour-a-week kind of guy.
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Uh, if I could just
get you to sign...
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Right. Um...
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Hang on one second.
I wanna show you something.
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You're gonna laugh,
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but I swear this guy, James
sidas, looks exactly like you.
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Wait, hang on a second.
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This guy is you. I saw a
profile nova did on you.
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You're like the youngest
guy to ever graduate mit.
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Standards were lower back then.
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You got an IQ of 178.
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Published three books
and 35 papers,
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all before the age of 18?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I really
need to get going,
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so if I could just
get you to sign off...
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All right. I'll trade you.
I'll sign if you'll sign.
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I'm not that guy any more.
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Come on, man. This is
the most exciting thing
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that's happened
in this place in years.
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Come on, don't be like that.
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I'm paying you a compliment.
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It's not that. I'm...
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My hand's not working.
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Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. You okay?
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$2.32. Put it on
Dr. Wilson's tab.
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I don't know who Dr. Wilson
is, and we don't have tabs.
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Do you know who I am?
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Good. No.
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But, sir...
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I got it. It's all right.
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Thanks.
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Although, I should make
it clear that for two bucks,
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all you get is top half,
over the clothes.
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Any plans for Turkey day?
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Going to my sister's
for dinner. Why?
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Just making
pleasant conversation.
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I heard tell of
folks doing such.
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How about we talk about this?
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Fifteen-year-old, recurring
migraines and blurred vision.
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Great. Really?
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Sure. There's no point
putting a band together
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ifwe're not gonna play any gigs.
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Hold on. Take this instead.
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I was expecting more resistance.
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That was the old me. New me
is static guarded and friction free.
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Enjoy your drumstick.
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Ready to save some lives?
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Thirty-two-year-old courier,
ataxia, anemia, mild cough.
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Ct was clear,
tox screen negative.
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What are you so excited about?
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Why wouldn't I be?
Got all my starters back,
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plus a couple of first-class free
agents. I feel like Mike tomlin.
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Probably not as much as
you do, but you get the idea.
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Ataxia and anemia, could
be viral, maybe west nile.
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No fever, lymph glands were
normal. Anybody seen Wilson?
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Hyperbilirubinemia?
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Yeah, like that's a real thing.
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Meningitis.
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Anemia's a stretch.
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Page Dr. James Wilson at 558.
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Taub: What about sickle cell?
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The guy's white.
Whites can get it.
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Come on. We get the tennis
elbow and all the money,
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let them have sickle cell.
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Ttp is a better fit.
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He's right.
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What, you thought I wouldn't
agree with him? Ever?
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Well, you didn't agree with him.
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That's why he dumped you.
Oh, sorry, it was mutual.
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We're cool, okay? Nobody's
angry, nobody's hurt.
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House: Sounds passionate.
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Ttp
makes sense to me. Not to me.
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What if he had a history of...
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One big happy family. Ttp it is.
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Confirm with a blood smear
and adamts13 antibodies.
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Woman on pa: Dr. James
Wilson, please dial 558.
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Can you cure it?
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Ttp isn't completely curable,
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but the symptoms are manageable
with the proper treatment.
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Is this the treatment?
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No. First we need to do a blood
test to confirm the diagnosis.
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But he's gonna get better?
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Sidas: Honey,
that's what she's saying.
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I'm gonna be okay. Don't worry.
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How can't I worry?
You're in the hospital.
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I'm gonna be fine.
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Are you sure everything
was fine before?
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I mean, given your
educational background,
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you'd think you could at least
find a job with a medical plan.
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We have money. Don't worry.
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Taub: It's not that.
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It's just I want to make sure
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we have all
the information we should.
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My husband wouldn't lie.
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It's okay, baby.
He's just doing his job.
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He just wants to make sure I'm not
a secret drug addict or an alcoholic.
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Or hiding a history
of mental illness.
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I work as a courier
because I want to.
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It's easy.
I don't have to think.
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It's too hard to think?
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No. Just unpleasant.
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No matter what I did, it
really wasn't good enough.
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Then I met dara.
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She didn't care how smart I was,
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or what I might accomplish
in the future.
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It was the first time in my
life that I was really happy.
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So I decided I would
rather be happy than smart.
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You all right?
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Sorry. I know you're
not okay. I mean...
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Shelefi.
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Went back to Chicago.
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Any chance of reconciliation?
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You sure you don't wanna
grab a drink after work?
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I figured we could talk about
the perils of dating doctors.
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I wasn't dating Cameron.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
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I know what you're doing,
and I appreciate it.
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But I've got it under control.
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That's what you said
about the dibala incident,
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and obviously you didn't.
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And talking about it obviously
made things so much better.
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Didn't you think there was
something weird about that guy?
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Not really. In fact,
he seemed pretty normal.
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That's my point.
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Guys with iqs off the chart
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are usually completely abnormal.
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Speaking of house,
why did you come back?
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I mean, you must have
taken a major pay cut.
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Life's too short
to worry about money.
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Your wife feel the same way?
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She's happy to cut back
on some things.
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Like sex.
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Why'd you come back?
Why wouldn't I?
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Like foreman said,
nobody's angry, nobody's hurt.
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Schistocytes.
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That means ttp.
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Which is what we thought it'd be,
remember? This is a good thing.
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This is an easy thing, and house
doesn't take cases that are easy,
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which means it's not ttp.
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And he wants to see how long
it takes us to catch up to him.
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Schistocytes suggest ttp.
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Good, now what?
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Normally we'd try
plasmapheresis,
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but the patient has an
albumin colloid allergy.
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So that means we have
to give him a splenectomy.
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Yes, it does.
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Wilson? Man: No.
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Do you know where he is?
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Not in here.
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You're sure you want us
to take out his spleen?
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Is that what a splenectomy is?
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I thought it was an
ice cream treat. Yuck.
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So you do really
think he has ttp.
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You're not just testing us.
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Yeah. Like I have
time for games.
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So, why did you
really take this case?
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Isn't it obvious? I'm
fishing for a dinner invite.
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House: Missed you
at breakfast this morning.
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And lunch.
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I had a dentist appointment.
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You know where
cuddy's sister lives?
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You see, this is why I don't
answer your urgent pages,
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because they're
not urgent pages.
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I've decided what I'm gonna
do about cuddy and Lucas.
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I'm going to break them up.
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Of course. It's given
me a purpose in life,
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a goal, a raison d'étre.
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Albeit a selfish,
mean-spirited, childish raison.
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I think of it
more as benevolent.
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There's only two possible
outcomes for their relationship,
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they split or they
stay together forever.
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If it's split, then the sooner it
happens, the better for everyone.
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If it's stay, then my
meddling won't matter.
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In fact, if they survive it,
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it might even make
their bond stronger.
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How you manage to
elevate your narcissism
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to beneficence is masterful.
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And I've decided to do it
at Thanksgiving dinner,
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just 'cause I'm sentimental.
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Dinner's at cuddy's sister's,
which brings us back to...
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House, don't.
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I fished for an invite. Cuddy
wasn't biting, so I'll have to crash.
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I have no idea where
cuddy's sister lives.
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Ask and thou shalt receive.
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You can't honestly think
I would help you with this.
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Not help me,
help cuddy, remember?
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If you don't get it, I'll be forced
to use more nefarious methods.
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Happy holidays.
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Chase: Ah.
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Looks great.
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So, he's all better?
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Probably be on
some long-term meds,
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and he's about
10 ounces lighter,
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other than that, he
won't even know it's gone.
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Did you hear that, honey?
You're gonna be just fine.
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When can I get out of here?
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If everything checks out,
less than a week.
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Good. 'Cause those boxes
aren't gonna deliver colors.
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Colors?
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Green and orange
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and ceiling.
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Mr. Sidas, do you know
where you are? Chewing.
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Jimmy?
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Shirt.
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He's stroking.
Call the oath lab, now!
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Oh, my god.
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Blood flow's restored, appears
to be no permanent damage.
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Good news is it turns
out to be an exciting,
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action-packed thrill ride
of a case after all.
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Bad news is we took out
his spleen for nothing.
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Thank god he's still got
his appendix and tonsils.
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So what looks like ttp,
acts like ttp,
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Tests like ttp, but isn't ttp?
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Cns vasculitis,
explains the ataxia
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and anemia, maybe the stroke.
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Ct would have
picked up something.
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Hi, I'm Greg house. I'm a
friend of your sister, Lisa.
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Could be dic.
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Lisa cuddy.
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House: Sorry, wrong
number. You gonna ask?
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I'm sure he's got a
perfectly logical explanation.
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Can't be dic, no hemorrhaging.
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And I'm calling all 12 Julia
cuddys within 100-mile radius.
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See? Completely reasonable.
Acquired pancytopenia?
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Wbc's normal.
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Hey, Julia. You're
Lisa's sister, right?
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Are you sure? You are number 12.
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Maybe she got married
and changed her name.
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Otis Campbell.
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Probably kept her first name.
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Foreman:
The mnemonic for toxins.
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"O" for organophosphates,
"t" for tricyclics, "I" for Insulin...
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Or as I remember it,
"moist place."
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That's "place" spelled with
two "I"s and a silent "."B
249
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,195
except the tox screen
was negative.
250
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,597
Standard tox screen. Unstandard
toxins don't show up on it.
251
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,100
Well, you two do an unstandard
tox screen. You two search his home.
252
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,853
Otis Campbell's gotta
be hiding somewhere.
253
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,147
Smartest guy in the world
254
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,982
and this is the best he can do?
255
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650
Maybe he's doing what he loves.
256
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,278
Delivering boxes
was a childhood dream.
257
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,448
Soda, processed cheese,
marshmallow spread.
258
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,116
Nothing in here is
capable of going bad.
259
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,912
Ibuprofen, eye drops,
cough syrup.
260
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,999
You want to come over
for Thanksgiving dinner?
261
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,753
You never asked me
over before, why now?
262
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,465
Just never thought of it. But
now that we're both on the team...
263
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,550
And my wife left me?
264
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,095
Is that a bad reason?
265
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,473
No, but I'm okay.
266
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,601
On both the food and friends.
267
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,144
Taub: Mice.
268
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,689
Leptospirosis could explain
the ataxia and the anemia.
269
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,900
But not without a fever.
270
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,152
You have someone to talk to?
271
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,695
Vvho? Yeah.
272
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,157
What, you want names?
273
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,868
Look, you lost a friend,
I get it.
274
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,078
But I'm not kutner.
275
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,665
Good. 'Cause kutner never
used to come over for dinner.
276
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,060
I'm going to pretend there's
something interesting over here,
277
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,752
so you'll shut up.
278
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:30,519
Actually, there is. He's got
sketches of atomic structure.
279
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,022
This one is full of math proofs.
280
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,858
They're all old.
Nothing since '96.
281
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,527
This isn't some
homework assignment
282
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,862
his parents forced on him,
283
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,700
this is passion. Why would
he want to stop doing this?
284
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,119
Marriage destroyed his soul?
285
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,549
Ooh.
286
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,886
Or maybe it was just the booze.
287
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,684
Thank you, doctor.
You've been wonderful.
288
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,561
As have you, Diana. Be well.
289
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,104
Diana: Thank you.
290
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,982
You're helping. Voluntarily.
291
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,317
He's done six already.
292
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,028
I figured you might
be getting backed up
293
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,404
with the holiday season and all.
294
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,033
So which one of us slipped through the
wormhole into an alternate dimension?
295
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,077
I have always loved
to travel. And paint.
296
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,203
Lucky number seven.
297
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,664
House, I know you're
trying to be nice.
298
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,834
But I also know you're doing it
because you have an agenda.
299
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,211
Wow. Sexy and smart.
300
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,547
Lucas is a lucky guy.
301
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:44,676
The question is, is this a
bad agenda or a good one?
302
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,763
Either you're trying
to screw with me,
303
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:51,475
or you're trying to show me
that you've really changed.
304
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,022
So which is it?
I'm dying to know.
305
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,490
What are you doing
for Thanksgiving dinner?
306
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,993
Peace in our time!
307
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,997
Only cost me 45 minutes
of clinic duty.
308
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,959
This is a three-hour drive.
309
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,796
Have you considered the
possibility that this is a fake address?
310
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,007
You think she'd send me to a
vacant lot for Thanksgiving dinner?
311
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,051
If she's smart. She is.
312
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,096
That's why I ran it through
motor vehicles. Good as gold.
313
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,723
This cannot end well.
314
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:35,477
Don't want it to end well.
You should come as my date.
315
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:38,438
You're not gonna want
to miss this.
316
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360
The unstandard tox screen
317
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028
was as clean
as the standard one.
318
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,073
But we found vodka
stashed away in his place.
319
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,700
What's with the ties?
320
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:56,039
Makes me look adorably
non-threatening. Party or party-hearty?
321
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,542
Liver failure would
explain all the symptoms.
322
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,254
Party.
323
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:09,052
So, the guy's a brainiac and his
secret drug of choice is booze?
324
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,012
It's kind of pedestrian,
don't you think?
325
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681
Talk to him,
he's a pedestrian guy.
326
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,351
With pedestrian alcoholism. Liver
biopsy can wait until after Thanksgiving.
327
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,145
Yes, assuming the biopsy
328
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,331
is going to tell us exactly
what we expect it to tell us,
329
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,898
it can wait till
after new years.
330
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,527
On the other hand, Taub and
thirteen can do the liver biopsy today.
331
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,736
Why us?
332
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,989
Juniority. Welcome back.
333
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,991
What do you want us to do?
334
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:34,286
Same as me.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
335
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,290
I'm not an alcoholic.
336
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,209
Yes, you just hide vodka
around the house for fun.
337
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,503
I drink, just not a lot.
338
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,463
Since when do you drink at all?
339
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,884
I have one shot when I get
home from work, baby. That's it.
340
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,385
So why lie to
your wife about it?
341
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,179
Sidas: Because
it's not important.
342
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,364
What difference does it make?
343
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,640
That you drink every day,
by yourself?
344
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,310
I have one lousy drink, okay?
345
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,620
Have you ever
seen me drunk? Ever?
346
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,564
No, but you've obviously been
drinking enough to hurt your liver.
347
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,608
My liver is fine. Hold still.
348
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,946
There we go.
349
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,823
This test is a waste of time.
350
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,671
Hey. This wine?
351
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,684
All right. Very good.
There, we got this...
352
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,353
Woman: String beans?
353
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,376
Julia?
354
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,877
No, I'm the house sitter.
355
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,755
They're in Hawaii for the week.
356
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:17,722
Happy Thanksgiving.
357
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,432
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.
358
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,517
Happy Thanksgiving.
359
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,685
Douglas: Cheers. Cheers.
360
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,979
You must be Dr. House.
361
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,898
I was told I should offer
you a Turkey sandwich.
362
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,124
Tuna salad. Closest
thing they had to Turkey.
363
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,209
Thanks. But I'm hoping
I can still get out of here
364
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,169
and catch the tail end
of dinner with my wife.
365
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,254
Anything?
366
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,423
No cirrhosis, no scarring,
no infection.
367
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,259
Blood panel?
Elevated albumin, 7.2.
368
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,221
That's it?
Everything else is fine.
369
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,473
So it was a waste of time.
370
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,643
Unless, it's not his liver
371
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,646
that's elevating his
albumin, it's his kidneys.
372
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,440
Renal failure.
Explains the anemia.
373
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,899
If he developed hyperkalemia,
374
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,819
that would explain the
ataxia, but the stroke...
375
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,654
Ischemic encephalopathy.
376
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,072
Nice.
377
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,951
Except now we have to stay
and test his kidneys.
378
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,175
Key under the mat.
379
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,360
There's no key under the mat.
380
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,594
Oh, right.
381
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,639
You need to replace one
of your kitchen windows.
382
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,768
I helped myself to
your wine cellar.
383
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686
I'll leave a buck
on the way out.
384
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,064
You're not right for her.
385
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,231
And you are?
386
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,691
Less wrong.
387
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,946
But then I started thinking...
388
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,328
What was I saying?
389
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,789
You were saying it's late and...
390
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,709
She invited me. She
didn't know if she should.
391
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,880
She was trying to figure out
if I really have changed
392
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:19,177
or if I'm still the same
old sob I've always been.
393
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,682
But she always gave me a chance.
394
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,896
Eight hundred and
thirty-two chances,
395
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,148
and I used up every one of them.
396
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,652
Eight hundred and thirty-two's
her limit, make a note.
397
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,282
How about a cup of coffee?
398
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,034
It's just instant, but...
399
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,127
I'm pathetic.
400
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,713
I don't deserve her.
401
00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,093
Okay. Okay. All right.
402
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970
Here.
403
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,685
Maybe you should crash here.
404
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,645
It's a sofa bed.
405
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,773
I love her.
406
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,073
Patient's liver is fine, it's
his kidneys that are shot.
407
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,491
And where the hell is house?
408
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,077
He left a message on the
machine. He's not coming in today.
409
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,620
Chase: So what causes
kidney failure?
410
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,746
Rhabdomyolysis.
411
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,039
No edema.
412
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,208
I trust you had
a wonderful Thanksgiving.
413
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,336
I don't remember.
So I guess I did.
414
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,881
Multiple myeloma. No bone pain.
415
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,340
Taub: You got drunk alone?
416
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,009
No. That would be a sign
417
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,136
that I need to talk
to you about this.
418
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,596
Polycystic kidney disease.
419
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,181
Thirteen: No utis or flank pain.
420
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,977
Well, what if his cough
is more than just a cold?
421
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,146
He hasn't been coughing.
It's in his history,
422
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,499
and we found a new bottle of
cough syrup in his medicine cabinet.
423
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,025
Cough could mean
goodpasture syndrome,
424
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,735
affects kidneys andlungs.
425
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,945
Start him on
immunosuppressors and dialysis.
426
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,673
We'll do it right after
we run it by house.
427
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,091
Foreman: He's not
answering his pager.
428
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,515
Looks like he's
leaving it up to us.
429
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,910
Us. Not you.
430
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,828
Taub: And since
we don't disagree,
431
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,247
you can save your fight
for another case.
432
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,131
How long do I have
to be hooked up for?
433
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,758
Four to six hours a day
434
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,885
until we see an improvement.
What if you don't?
435
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,863
Then we keep doing it
until he gets a transplant.
436
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,472
You were sure it was his spleen,
437
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,349
and then you were sure
it was his liver,
438
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,808
which he told you it wasn't,
439
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,244
and now you're sure
it's his kidneys.
440
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,704
Thirteen: It's
definitely his kidneys.
441
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,397
We just don't know
why it's his kidneys.
442
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,861
Any word from Cameron?
443
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,280
Nope.
444
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,826
I started seeing a
counselor after my diagnosis.
445
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,119
She's really good.
446
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,791
Why does everyone assume that
everyone works in the exact same way?
447
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,125
We pretty much do.
448
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,671
Our egos want us to think
we're all snowflakes, no two alike,
449
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,506
but really, we all want
the same things,
450
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:05,260
love, forgiveness, chocolate.
451
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,175
Well, what I want is for
everyone to leave me alone.
452
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:09,931
How do I get that?
453
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,151
What did you say
to Lucas last night?
454
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,823
I know there were
a lot of consonants.
455
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,411
I don't remember how I got
here, never mind what I said.
456
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,704
Well, I just talked to him.
457
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,139
And he said he thought
it'd be better
458
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,624
if we stopped seeing each other.
459
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,418
Said he didn't realize how much
460
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,004
there still was
between you and me.
461
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,424
And he didn't want to get
caught in the middle of us.
462
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,679
I was drunk.
463
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,198
Whatever I said,
he can't really...
464
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,683
I've had enough, house.
465
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,853
I actually felt bad
about scamming you,
466
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:03,151
but then you lived down to my
expectations, and then some.
467
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,781
There is no us.
468
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,827
There never will be.
469
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,128
It worked.
470
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,648
Please tell me you're talking
about a medical procedure.
471
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,382
They split up this morning.
472
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,551
You're the very first
one I've told.
473
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:32,639
And you think she'll start dating
you? I'm sure she hates you.
474
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,641
But her eyes say,
475
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,226
"how will I ever pay you
for that tennis lesson?"
476
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,978
What a shame.
477
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,313
They'll get over it.
478
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:44,192
I meant for you. I'll get
over it faster than they do.
479
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,820
I can't believe
that Lucas fell for my
480
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,739
"I'd never say this
because it's so personal
481
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,200
"except that I'm drunk"
profession of love.
482
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,826
Second oldest trick in the book.
483
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,288
You're right. It's his
fault because he's stupid.
484
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,461
He certainly is.
485
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,679
You're stupid.
486
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,350
Well, I'm rubber
and you're glue...
487
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,477
He's not pedestrian,
he's stupid.
488
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,690
Or at least stupider than he
should be. He's a dxm junkie.
489
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,401
Dextromethorphan.
As in cough syrup?
490
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:28,361
He wasn't taking it
for his cough.
491
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,239
It's cheap, available
at your corner drugstore,
492
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,492
and taken in high doses,
it's a dumb drug.
493
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:38,037
Dumb drug?
He obviously hasn't...
494
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,706
Hessmafl compared to you,
495
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:42,375
he's a moron compared
to what he was.
496
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:47,588
Robotripping lowers the IQ,
it also causes brain damage.
497
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,842
Unless taken with the
proper amount of ethanol,
498
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,385
about one drink per day.
499
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,429
He wasn't abusing the booze
500
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,223
and taking the cough
remedy medicinally,
501
00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:01,185
he was abusing the cough meds
and taking the booze medicinally.
502
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,063
Bravo.
503
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,399
Why would you do that?
504
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,819
If you had a gift, why
would you just throw it away?
505
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:13,531
I didn't throw it away. I
just turned it down a little.
506
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,453
When my brain was on low, everything
didn't seem so miserable any more.
507
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,329
Life was bearable.
508
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,332
I thought that I did that.
509
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,168
You do.
510
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,464
House: Long-term abuse of dxm
explains all your symptoms.
511
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:33,176
Even, oh, sweet irony,
your cough.
512
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,762
Whole bowel lavage,
activated charcoal.
513
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,847
We get all traces of it
out of your system,
514
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,767
you'll be the unhappiest
little courier in no time.
515
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,687
I don't think
I can live without it.
516
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:49,275
You'd be surprised
what you can live without.
517
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,027
Make him a genius.
518
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:58,743
I can't believe it. He looks
so much better already.
519
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,455
We were thinking
about calling gq.
520
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,500
Lavage has removed all
traces of dxm from his body.
521
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,544
You're drawing again.
What is it?
522
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,629
Just doodles.
523
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:12,840
No, it's not. Come on,
Jimmy, I want to know.
524
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,428
This is a toroidal
helicon plasma device.
525
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,727
It determines
the amount of energy
526
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,897
expended by
the subatomic particles.
527
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,903
I'm thirsty. Could you get
me a juice or something?
528
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,072
Yeah. Of course.
529
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,658
I'm so happy, Jimmy.
530
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,582
I told you.
531
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,504
You know what the difference
between her IQ and mine is?
532
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,713
91 points.
533
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:56,342
In relation, she's closer to
a gibbon than she is to me.
534
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,887
Having sex with her would
be an act of bestiality.
535
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,139
I assume you didn't marry her
536
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,683
for her skill in
applied physics.
537
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,060
I just wish she could spell it.
538
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,312
You really think
you'd be happier
539
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,856
with someone who
could spell better?
540
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,274
No.
541
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,486
That's the problem.
I'm the one who's a jerk.
542
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,115
But I owe her everything.
543
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:23,244
I want to want to be with her.
544
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,497
And when I'm clear, I...
545
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:30,668
I can't.
546
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,590
Fainting, dizziness,
shortness of breath?
547
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:36,966
Sometimes.
548
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,552
Is the wait always this long?
549
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,055
Only on days that end in
"day." Diarrhea, weight loss?
550
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,348
A bit.
551
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,059
Don't you ever shave?
552
00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,312
Yeah, once a week.
How about you?
553
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:51,939
Stomach pain, tenderness?
554
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:54,567
Every now and then. Are you
this rude to all your patients?
555
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,736
Oh, yes, don't think
you're special.
556
00:28:56,819 --> 00:29:00,907
So we got a lot of vague,
unverifiable symptoms,
557
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,743
yet all the physical signs
are perfectly normal.
558
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,620
What do you think I
have? I'm not sure,
559
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:09,081
but I think it's a lame job.
560
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,291
What?
561
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,752
You're a rat. Insurance
company sends you out
562
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,795
to check on the quality
of medical care.
563
00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:15,963
That's ridiculous.
564
00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,089
Isitreahy?
565
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,567
'Cause you seem
a lot more interested
566
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,217
in asking questions
than answering them.
567
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,487
Handwriting in your medical
records is obviously not a doctor's,
568
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:23,763
'cause I can almost read it.
569
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,641
And when you went out for a
urine sample, I looked in your purse.
570
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,619
Found the list of questions
you were supposed to memorize
571
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,355
before you came to the
clinic. I was looking for gum.
572
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:33,940
You're an ass.
573
00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:35,066
Put it in your report.
574
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,901
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you 20 bucks
575
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,277
if you'll pretend that I'm not
576
00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,862
when we leave this room.
577
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,618
Remember, first ice, then heat.
578
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,787
If you have any problems,
don't hesitate to call me.
579
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,664
Thank you, Dr. House.
580
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,335
Wait a second. Where's cuddy?
581
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:56,253
Gone for the day.
582
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,048
Hey! Hey! Hey!
583
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:04,428
Sorry, can't remember if I've
mocked you yet for being a male nurse.
584
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,514
I think this counts.
585
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,557
Fair enough.
586
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,146
That isn't the man I married.
587
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:18,943
Yes, he is. He's just
smarter. Give him some time.
588
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,486
I'm sure... he hates me.
589
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,322
His body is going through
withdrawal. He's adjusting.
590
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:26,325
Maybe he never loved me.
Not really.
591
00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:29,453
Maybe we never really
had anything at all.
592
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,914
Sidas: Somebody help!
593
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:40,756
I can't feel my legs.
I can't feel my legs.
594
00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,970
Anywhere. Nothing.
595
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,728
We have to talk about this.
596
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,272
It's late. I'm tired.
597
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,109
I know it's a big pay cut,
598
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,920
but I'll always have
the chance to make money.
599
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:04,530
I won't always have
the chance to do this job.
600
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,783
That's what you think?
That it's about the money?
601
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:11,162
So it's that I didn't consult
you before I took the job?
602
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,789
That was offensive, but
it's not about that either.
603
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,332
So then...
604
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,796
Can you give me
the first letter?
605
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,134
When we got married,
606
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,137
you were an intern working
30-hour shifts, doing grunt work,
607
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,740
and we both put up
with it because we knew
608
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,390
that it was leading
to something better.
609
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:35,644
In your private practice, you
are the boss. You call the shots.
610
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,313
But now, you're 40 years old,
611
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,482
you're still doing grunt work.
612
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,943
That's what this is about?
You think I'm a wuss?
613
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,530
He made you miss
Thanksgiving dinner.
614
00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,503
Vitamin b12 deficiency
gives us anemia, numbness...
615
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,587
House: Not a stroke.
616
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,731
Thirteen: If he has
a vascular malformation...
617
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,673
Anemia's not macrocytic.
618
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,427
Sorry to inconvenience you.
619
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,179
Dying patients can
be so thoughtless.
620
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,892
Great comeback. Is that
Oscar wilde? Come on, people.
621
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,102
Bone marrow malignancy.
622
00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,385
Wouldn't produce schistocytes.
623
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,313
Lupus. House: Gee
thanksforconflngin.
624
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,898
Ana was negative.
625
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:22,900
What about you?
626
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,611
You got any predictable
drivel you'd like to add?
627
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,255
I think they've given
you enough already.
628
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,949
At least they're trying, not
just sitting there like roadkill.
629
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:31,700
Give me something!
630
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:34,703
Give me something or I'll
get your ex-smarter half
631
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,580
on the phone and ask her.
632
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,873
Foreman: House...
633
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,493
You're going to be
pressing charges?
634
00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,620
Against the ottoman
I tripped over?
635
00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:18,247
Against chase.
636
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:21,834
I'm pretty sure the
ottoman was acting alone.
637
00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,003
You free for dinner
this weekend?
638
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,797
At least three other
people saw him do it.
639
00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,591
Mass hysteria. Either night?
640
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,843
I can't have doctors
punching each other out.
641
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,179
Oh, my god, who got punched?
642
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,431
And more importantly,
for chase's sake,
643
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,159
I need to know if he's
able to handle himself
644
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:39,268
or if I should be
getting him some help.
645
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,936
Chase couldn't
have punched anyone.
646
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,789
He was with me when I
tripped over the ottoman.
647
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:46,442
If you're not planning on eating
this weekend, maybe a movie?
648
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,819
I'm not doing this, house.
649
00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,779
It's not fun any more.
650
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,282
Just do your job.
651
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,047
I need your help.
652
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,966
What happened to your face?
653
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:14,220
I was mowing the lawn
when the phone rang.
654
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,848
You're a computer. I'm gonna
feed you data, and you analyze it.
655
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:18,992
What are you gonna feed me,
656
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,809
20 years of
medical knowledge, too?
657
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,145
It's not gonna work.
658
00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:27,691
I know. But I don't
have anyone else to ask.
659
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,656
It's lonely, isn't it?
660
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,533
It's not that bad.
661
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,286
Then you're not that smart.
662
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,623
You ever try to kill yourself?
663
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:43,874
Not quickly.
664
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:44,959
I did.
665
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,753
Twelve years ago, I jumped off
the top of my eight-story building
666
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,714
into a dumpster bin
the day before pick-up.
667
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:55,761
I broke my collar bone,
my leg and three ribs.
668
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,639
When I was in the hospital,
they put me on narcotics
669
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,684
and suddenly
everything was just better.
670
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:06,105
I didn't feel
isolated or lonely.
671
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:08,857
That's where I met my wife.
672
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:13,904
She was so happy and dumb.
673
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,574
And I was
674
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:23,038
smart and miserable.
675
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,292
You tell me who the genius is.
676
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,795
I fell in love with her
buzzed out of my head
677
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,215
and I knew I wanted to
stay that way forever.
678
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,767
Enjoy.
679
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,604
Easier on your conscience
if I die an idiot?
680
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:50,399
What's a conscience?
681
00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:05,539
Which ribs did you break in
the fall? Down the left side?
682
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:08,959
Yeah, bottom three.
But that was 12 years ago.
683
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:17,301
This probably cost me my
marriage, so it better be awesome.
684
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,844
Ferrous oxide contrast?
685
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:21,972
It gets absorbed by the spleen,
686
00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:23,599
unless he doesn't have one,
687
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,685
in which case it's absorbed
by the liver and fries that.
688
00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:27,853
You're killing him?
689
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,956
You think I opened him up
and didn't take out his spleen?
690
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:33,484
All organs do look kind of
the same, red and squishy.
691
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,783
Thirteen: Oh, my god.
692
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,576
Accessory spleens.
693
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,870
Okay, that is amazing.
694
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,790
Twelve years, eight
stories and a dumpster ago,
695
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,167
he broke three ribs,
damaged his spleen.
696
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,878
Bits of it split off, circulated
through his blood stream
697
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:55,005
until they landed and
attached somewhere else.
698
00:36:55,089 --> 00:36:58,050
So, it is ttp.
699
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:02,262
I just didn't remove
all of his spleens.
700
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,391
Sixteen splenectomies,
701
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,976
pretty sure he gets a set
of steak knives with that.
702
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,614
I can outrun you.
703
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:28,997
Sorry about the nose. And
the eye. And the eyebrow.
704
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,209
Guess I deserved it.
705
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,087
Well, if I thought that,
I wouldn't be apologizing.
706
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,464
Your fist slipped?
707
00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:40,843
Everybody kept bugging me,
asking if I was okay.
708
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:45,431
So you bust my nose to
keep people off your back?
709
00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,060
Pretty much.
710
00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,937
Making people even more
worried about you.
711
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,524
Maybe. But at least they're
not talking to me about it.
712
00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,361
Fair enough.
713
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,737
Cheers.
714
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,539
Sidas: Thank you.
715
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,874
House: Don't be so grateful.
716
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,502
You'll be delivering packages
for 70 years to pay for it.
717
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:19,089
Well, thanks for our talk.
718
00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,301
It's been a while since I had
a stimulating conversation.
719
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,486
So what are you going to do?
720
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,137
Go back to my life.
721
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,430
Which one?
722
00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:29,016
The one that has my wife in it.
723
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,728
Taub: Robotripping.
724
00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,521
How does she feel about that?
725
00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:38,150
Well, she doesn't have to
know. It's worked for 12 years.
726
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:46,658
Tell your brain I said goodbye.
727
00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:57,836
Einstein's giving
himself a lobotomy,
728
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,713
and you're cool with that?
729
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,759
Ignorance is bliss.
730
00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,056
Hold that pose.
731
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:18,232
I'll start with t-shirts and
mugs and see how it goes.
732
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:27,950
Home early.
733
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,455
Rachel: What happened to him?
734
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,877
You beat up house?
735
00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,879
Just one right hook.
736
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:41,964
Why? What happened?
737
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,048
You were right.
738
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,385
I told him we need to lay down
some ground rules, it got a little heated.
739
00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:50,472
That's not what I meant.
Is he okay?
740
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,349
Are you going to
be fired? Arrested?
741
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,142
Everything's fine.
742
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,312
Wow.
743
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,374
Dr. Cuddy.
744
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,923
Can we at least be civil?
745
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,718
How's your nose?
746
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,095
It's okay.
747
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,514
Does your kid like animals?
748
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,600
I got tickets to
that holiday carnival.
749
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:37,185
I hear they have
a nice petting zoo.
750
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,938
I think I was
pretty clear before.
751
00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:41,773
I don't mean with me.
752
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:45,527
Here. Take them. Enjoy.
753
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,946
No, thanks.
754
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:52,618
They're not fake.
I didn't steal them.
755
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:56,079
One of the nurses was selling
them for her kid's scout troop.
756
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,682
I know it doesn't make
things right between us,
757
00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:00,459
but I just wanted
to do something nice.
758
00:41:03,462 --> 00:41:05,213
I don't want them.
759
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,384
Okay.
760
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,220
I'll see you tomorrow.
761
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,274
They didn't split up.
762
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,902
She wouldn't take the tickets.
763
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:31,406
Of course. Windtalker
code for "we never split up."
764
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:33,116
House, she told you
multiple times
765
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,743
she wants nothing
to do with you.
766
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,995
I wasn't gonna be there.
767
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:41,249
She just felt guilty that I felt
guilty, so she couldn't take them.
768
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,835
Either that or she didn't
want to appease you.
769
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,837
These weren't reparations,
770
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:50,050
just a simple gesture of
remorse, and she slapped it down.
771
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:52,928
They didn't break up.
772
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,431
She just wanted me to
think that, so I'd back off.
773
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,936
Dare I ask what you're gonna do?
774
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,606
Nothing.
775
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,693
I said they'd either break
up or they'd stay together.
776
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,736
They didn't break up.
777
00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,281
And you're okay with that?
778
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,701
It is what it is.
779
00:42:18,787 --> 00:42:20,372
Good for you.
780
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,299
House knows I lied.
781
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,718
Why? What did he say?
782
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,387
Nothing. I could just tell.
783
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,847
You gonna stage another breakup?
784
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:44,730
It seems like he's
going to leave us alone.
785
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,315
Mmm. Why would he do that?
786
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,984
I'm not completely sure.
787
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,989
So, we have his blessing?
788
00:42:55,157 --> 00:42:56,491
I guess so.
789
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,119
I made you some
eggplant parmesan.
790
00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:04,833
And maybe house
isn't so bad after all.
791
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:09,838
That would be nice, wouldn't it?
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