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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,178 Hey. 2 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:11,405 Beringer: Hey, I'll be right there. 3 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:13,055 Take your time. 4 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,725 You mind if I get a drink of water? 5 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:17,935 No, no. Not at all, help yourself. 6 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,619 Not exactly beach reading, huh? 7 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,430 Do you understand any of that stuff? 8 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:37,806 Well, most of these I can get through. 9 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,708 But that one, I can't get past the dust jacket. 10 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,376 Where's Ted? Laid off. 11 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,896 Company's going with per diem workers. 12 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,339 You don't have to pay overtime, health insurance. 13 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,715 Wow, that sucks. 14 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:51,636 I don't mind. Really. I'm not a 40-hour-a-week kind of guy. 15 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,557 Uh, if I could just get you to sign... 16 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,142 Right. Um... 17 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,521 Hang on one second. I wanna show you something. 18 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,443 You're gonna laugh, 19 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:11,155 but I swear this guy, James sidas, looks exactly like you. 20 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,743 Wait, hang on a second. 21 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,538 This guy is you. I saw a profile nova did on you. 22 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:22,416 You're like the youngest guy to ever graduate mit. 23 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,085 Standards were lower back then. 24 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,586 You got an IQ of 178. 25 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,880 Published three books and 35 papers, 26 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:29,799 all before the age of 18? 27 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,050 Yeah. 28 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,302 Sorry, I really need to get going, 29 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:34,821 so if I could just get you to sign off... 30 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,516 All right. I'll trade you. I'll sign if you'll sign. 31 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:39,934 I'm not that guy any more. 32 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,777 Come on, man. This is the most exciting thing 33 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,480 that's happened in this place in years. 34 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,573 Come on, don't be like that. 35 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,492 I'm paying you a compliment. 36 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,371 It's not that. I'm... 37 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:02,957 My hand's not working. 38 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,876 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. You okay? 39 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,172 $2.32. Put it on Dr. Wilson's tab. 40 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,508 I don't know who Dr. Wilson is, and we don't have tabs. 41 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,177 Do you know who I am? 42 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,720 Good. No. 43 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,513 But, sir... 44 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,599 I got it. It's all right. 45 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,477 Thanks. 46 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,600 Although, I should make it clear that for two bucks, 47 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,731 all you get is top half, over the clothes. 48 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,151 Any plans for Turkey day? 49 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,071 Going to my sister's for dinner. Why? 50 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,947 Just making pleasant conversation. 51 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,991 I heard tell of folks doing such. 52 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,327 How about we talk about this? 53 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:24,330 Fifteen-year-old, recurring migraines and blurred vision. 54 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,581 Great. Really? 55 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,708 Sure. There's no point putting a band together 56 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,168 ifwe're not gonna play any gigs. 57 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,837 Hold on. Take this instead. 58 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,714 I was expecting more resistance. 59 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:37,635 That was the old me. New me is static guarded and friction free. 60 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,553 Enjoy your drumstick. 61 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,769 Ready to save some lives? 62 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:51,399 Thirty-two-year-old courier, ataxia, anemia, mild cough. 63 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,150 Ct was clear, tox screen negative. 64 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,027 What are you so excited about? 65 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:57,029 Why wouldn't I be? Got all my starters back, 66 00:03:57,113 --> 00:04:01,158 plus a couple of first-class free agents. I feel like Mike tomlin. 67 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,245 Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea. 68 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,081 Ataxia and anemia, could be viral, maybe west nile. 69 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:11,043 No fever, lymph glands were normal. Anybody seen Wilson? 70 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:12,253 Hyperbilirubinemia? 71 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,422 Yeah, like that's a real thing. 72 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,506 Meningitis. 73 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,049 Anemia's a stretch. 74 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,427 Page Dr. James Wilson at 558. 75 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,845 Taub: What about sickle cell? 76 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,388 The guy's white. Whites can get it. 77 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:25,099 Come on. We get the tennis elbow and all the money, 78 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,267 let them have sickle cell. 79 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,601 Ttp is a better fit. 80 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:28,936 He's right. 81 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,943 What, you thought I wouldn't agree with him? Ever? 82 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,170 Well, you didn't agree with him. 83 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,780 That's why he dumped you. Oh, sorry, it was mutual. 84 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:42,116 We're cool, okay? Nobody's angry, nobody's hurt. 85 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,576 House: Sounds passionate. 86 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,036 Ttp makes sense to me. Not to me. 87 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,180 What if he had a history of... 88 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,124 One big happy family. Ttp it is. 89 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,711 Confirm with a blood smear and adamts13 antibodies. 90 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,714 Woman on pa: Dr. James Wilson, please dial 558. 91 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:58,591 Can you cure it? 92 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,134 Ttp isn't completely curable, 93 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,553 but the symptoms are manageable with the proper treatment. 94 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,804 Is this the treatment? 95 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:06,199 No. First we need to do a blood test to confirm the diagnosis. 96 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,308 But he's gonna get better? 97 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:08,827 Sidas: Honey, that's what she's saying. 98 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,036 I'm gonna be okay. Don't worry. 99 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,188 How can't I worry? You're in the hospital. 100 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,814 I'm gonna be fine. 101 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,150 Are you sure everything was fine before? 102 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,794 I mean, given your educational background, 103 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,172 you'd think you could at least find a job with a medical plan. 104 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,655 We have money. Don't worry. 105 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:22,823 Taub: It's not that. 106 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,492 It's just I want to make sure 107 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,285 we have all the information we should. 108 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,620 My husband wouldn't lie. 109 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,663 It's okay, baby. He's just doing his job. 110 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:34,126 He just wants to make sure I'm not a secret drug addict or an alcoholic. 111 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:37,004 Or hiding a history of mental illness. 112 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,342 I work as a courier because I want to. 113 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,705 It's easy. I don't have to think. 114 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,886 It's too hard to think? 115 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,971 No. Just unpleasant. 116 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,934 No matter what I did, it really wasn't good enough. 117 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,143 Then I met dara. 118 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:52,496 She didn't care how smart I was, 119 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,022 or what I might accomplish in the future. 120 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:58,484 It was the first time in my life that I was really happy. 121 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,112 So I decided I would rather be happy than smart. 122 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,292 You all right? 123 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,088 Sorry. I know you're not okay. I mean... 124 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,549 Shelefi. 125 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,968 Went back to Chicago. 126 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,428 Any chance of reconciliation? 127 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,867 You sure you don't wanna grab a drink after work? 128 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,078 I figured we could talk about the perils of dating doctors. 129 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,478 I wasn't dating Cameron. 130 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,622 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 131 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,732 I know what you're doing, and I appreciate it. 132 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,985 But I've got it under control. 133 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,070 That's what you said about the dibala incident, 134 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,989 and obviously you didn't. 135 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,617 And talking about it obviously made things so much better. 136 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:57,042 Didn't you think there was something weird about that guy? 137 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,545 Not really. In fact, he seemed pretty normal. 138 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,255 That's my point. 139 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,965 Guys with iqs off the chart 140 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,759 are usually completely abnormal. 141 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,929 Speaking of house, why did you come back? 142 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,574 I mean, you must have taken a major pay cut. 143 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,075 Life's too short to worry about money. 144 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,267 Your wife feel the same way? 145 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,228 She's happy to cut back on some things. 146 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:17,730 Like sex. 147 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,275 Why'd you come back? Why wouldn't I? 148 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,820 Like foreman said, nobody's angry, nobody's hurt. 149 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,030 Schistocytes. 150 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,616 That means ttp. 151 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,927 Which is what we thought it'd be, remember? This is a good thing. 152 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,038 This is an easy thing, and house doesn't take cases that are easy, 153 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,748 which means it's not ttp. 154 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:39,209 And he wants to see how long it takes us to catch up to him. 155 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,298 Schistocytes suggest ttp. 156 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,133 Good, now what? 157 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,093 Normally we'd try plasmapheresis, 158 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,304 but the patient has an albumin colloid allergy. 159 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,641 So that means we have to give him a splenectomy. 160 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,309 Yes, it does. 161 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,241 Wilson? Man: No. 162 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,493 Do you know where he is? 163 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:13,661 Not in here. 164 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,621 You're sure you want us to take out his spleen? 165 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,904 Is that what a splenectomy is? 166 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,124 I thought it was an ice cream treat. Yuck. 167 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,959 So you do really think he has ttp. 168 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,169 You're not just testing us. 169 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,755 Yeah. Like I have time for games. 170 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,342 So, why did you really take this case? 171 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,637 Isn't it obvious? I'm fishing for a dinner invite. 172 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:44,108 House: Missed you at breakfast this morning. 173 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,734 And lunch. 174 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,444 I had a dentist appointment. 175 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,697 You know where cuddy's sister lives? 176 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:53,117 You see, this is why I don't answer your urgent pages, 177 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,993 because they're not urgent pages. 178 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:57,996 I've decided what I'm gonna do about cuddy and Lucas. 179 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,456 I'm going to break them up. 180 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,084 Of course. It's given me a purpose in life, 181 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,461 a goal, a raison d'étre. 182 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:08,424 Albeit a selfish, mean-spirited, childish raison. 183 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,093 I think of it more as benevolent. 184 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,804 There's only two possible outcomes for their relationship, 185 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,056 they split or they stay together forever. 186 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:18,780 If it's split, then the sooner it happens, the better for everyone. 187 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:21,103 If it's stay, then my meddling won't matter. 188 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,064 In fact, if they survive it, 189 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:26,358 it might even make their bond stronger. 190 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,986 How you manage to elevate your narcissism 191 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,905 to beneficence is masterful. 192 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,868 And I've decided to do it at Thanksgiving dinner, 193 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,703 just 'cause I'm sentimental. 194 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,931 Dinner's at cuddy's sister's, which brings us back to... 195 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,623 House, don't. 196 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:45,002 I fished for an invite. Cuddy wasn't biting, so I'll have to crash. 197 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,005 I have no idea where cuddy's sister lives. 198 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,299 Ask and thou shalt receive. 199 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,385 You can't honestly think I would help you with this. 200 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,180 Not help me, help cuddy, remember? 201 00:09:56,513 --> 00:10:00,100 If you don't get it, I'll be forced to use more nefarious methods. 202 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,727 Happy holidays. 203 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:06,899 Chase: Ah. 204 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,358 Looks great. 205 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,444 So, he's all better? 206 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,279 Probably be on some long-term meds, 207 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,072 and he's about 10 ounces lighter, 208 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:17,159 other than that, he won't even know it's gone. 209 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,747 Did you hear that, honey? You're gonna be just fine. 210 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,540 When can I get out of here? 211 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,959 If everything checks out, less than a week. 212 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,630 Good. 'Cause those boxes aren't gonna deliver colors. 213 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,965 Colors? 214 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,635 Green and orange 215 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,179 and ceiling. 216 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,479 Mr. Sidas, do you know where you are? Chewing. 217 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,725 Jimmy? 218 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:42,810 Shirt. 219 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,687 He's stroking. Call the oath lab, now! 220 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,022 Oh, my god. 221 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,946 Blood flow's restored, appears to be no permanent damage. 222 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,281 Good news is it turns out to be an exciting, 223 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,575 action-packed thrill ride of a case after all. 224 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,411 Bad news is we took out his spleen for nothing. 225 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,914 Thank god he's still got his appendix and tonsils. 226 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,668 So what looks like ttp, acts like ttp, 227 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,254 Tests like ttp, but isn't ttp? 228 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,798 Cns vasculitis, explains the ataxia 229 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,174 and anemia, maybe the stroke. 230 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,717 Ct would have picked up something. 231 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,012 Hi, I'm Greg house. I'm a friend of your sister, Lisa. 232 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,556 Could be dic. 233 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,974 Lisa cuddy. 234 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,697 House: Sorry, wrong number. You gonna ask? 235 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,686 I'm sure he's got a perfectly logical explanation. 236 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,855 Can't be dic, no hemorrhaging. 237 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,524 And I'm calling all 12 Julia cuddys within 100-mile radius. 238 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,987 See? Completely reasonable. Acquired pancytopenia? 239 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,113 Wbc's normal. 240 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:40,492 Hey, Julia. You're Lisa's sister, right? 241 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,412 Are you sure? You are number 12. 242 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,789 Maybe she got married and changed her name. 243 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,249 Otis Campbell. 244 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,667 Probably kept her first name. 245 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,936 Foreman: The mnemonic for toxins. 246 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,671 "O" for organophosphates, "t" for tricyclics, "I" for Insulin... 247 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,257 Or as I remember it, "moist place." 248 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,759 That's "place" spelled with two "I"s and a silent "."B 249 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,195 except the tox screen was negative. 250 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,597 Standard tox screen. Unstandard toxins don't show up on it. 251 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,100 Well, you two do an unstandard tox screen. You two search his home. 252 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,853 Otis Campbell's gotta be hiding somewhere. 253 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,147 Smartest guy in the world 254 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,982 and this is the best he can do? 255 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650 Maybe he's doing what he loves. 256 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,278 Delivering boxes was a childhood dream. 257 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,448 Soda, processed cheese, marshmallow spread. 258 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,116 Nothing in here is capable of going bad. 259 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,912 Ibuprofen, eye drops, cough syrup. 260 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,999 You want to come over for Thanksgiving dinner? 261 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,753 You never asked me over before, why now? 262 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,465 Just never thought of it. But now that we're both on the team... 263 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,550 And my wife left me? 264 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,095 Is that a bad reason? 265 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,473 No, but I'm okay. 266 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,601 On both the food and friends. 267 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,144 Taub: Mice. 268 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,689 Leptospirosis could explain the ataxia and the anemia. 269 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,900 But not without a fever. 270 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,152 You have someone to talk to? 271 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,695 Vvho? Yeah. 272 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,157 What, you want names? 273 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,868 Look, you lost a friend, I get it. 274 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,078 But I'm not kutner. 275 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,665 Good. 'Cause kutner never used to come over for dinner. 276 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,060 I'm going to pretend there's something interesting over here, 277 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,752 so you'll shut up. 278 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:30,519 Actually, there is. He's got sketches of atomic structure. 279 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,022 This one is full of math proofs. 280 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,858 They're all old. Nothing since '96. 281 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,527 This isn't some homework assignment 282 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,862 his parents forced on him, 283 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,700 this is passion. Why would he want to stop doing this? 284 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,119 Marriage destroyed his soul? 285 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,549 Ooh. 286 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,886 Or maybe it was just the booze. 287 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,684 Thank you, doctor. You've been wonderful. 288 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,561 As have you, Diana. Be well. 289 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,104 Diana: Thank you. 290 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,982 You're helping. Voluntarily. 291 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,317 He's done six already. 292 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,028 I figured you might be getting backed up 293 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,404 with the holiday season and all. 294 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,033 So which one of us slipped through the wormhole into an alternate dimension? 295 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,077 I have always loved to travel. And paint. 296 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,203 Lucky number seven. 297 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,664 House, I know you're trying to be nice. 298 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,834 But I also know you're doing it because you have an agenda. 299 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,211 Wow. Sexy and smart. 300 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,547 Lucas is a lucky guy. 301 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:44,676 The question is, is this a bad agenda or a good one? 302 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,763 Either you're trying to screw with me, 303 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:51,475 or you're trying to show me that you've really changed. 304 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,022 So which is it? I'm dying to know. 305 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,490 What are you doing for Thanksgiving dinner? 306 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,993 Peace in our time! 307 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,997 Only cost me 45 minutes of clinic duty. 308 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,959 This is a three-hour drive. 309 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,796 Have you considered the possibility that this is a fake address? 310 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,007 You think she'd send me to a vacant lot for Thanksgiving dinner? 311 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,051 If she's smart. She is. 312 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,096 That's why I ran it through motor vehicles. Good as gold. 313 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,723 This cannot end well. 314 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:35,477 Don't want it to end well. You should come as my date. 315 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:38,438 You're not gonna want to miss this. 316 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360 The unstandard tox screen 317 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028 was as clean as the standard one. 318 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,073 But we found vodka stashed away in his place. 319 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,700 What's with the ties? 320 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:56,039 Makes me look adorably non-threatening. Party or party-hearty? 321 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,542 Liver failure would explain all the symptoms. 322 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,254 Party. 323 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:09,052 So, the guy's a brainiac and his secret drug of choice is booze? 324 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,012 It's kind of pedestrian, don't you think? 325 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681 Talk to him, he's a pedestrian guy. 326 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,351 With pedestrian alcoholism. Liver biopsy can wait until after Thanksgiving. 327 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,145 Yes, assuming the biopsy 328 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,331 is going to tell us exactly what we expect it to tell us, 329 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,898 it can wait till after new years. 330 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,527 On the other hand, Taub and thirteen can do the liver biopsy today. 331 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,736 Why us? 332 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,989 Juniority. Welcome back. 333 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,991 What do you want us to do? 334 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:34,286 Same as me. Have a happy Thanksgiving. 335 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,290 I'm not an alcoholic. 336 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,209 Yes, you just hide vodka around the house for fun. 337 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,503 I drink, just not a lot. 338 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,463 Since when do you drink at all? 339 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,884 I have one shot when I get home from work, baby. That's it. 340 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,385 So why lie to your wife about it? 341 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,179 Sidas: Because it's not important. 342 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,364 What difference does it make? 343 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,640 That you drink every day, by yourself? 344 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,310 I have one lousy drink, okay? 345 00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,620 Have you ever seen me drunk? Ever? 346 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,564 No, but you've obviously been drinking enough to hurt your liver. 347 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,608 My liver is fine. Hold still. 348 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,946 There we go. 349 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,823 This test is a waste of time. 350 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,671 Hey. This wine? 351 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,684 All right. Very good. There, we got this... 352 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,353 Woman: String beans? 353 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,376 Julia? 354 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,877 No, I'm the house sitter. 355 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,755 They're in Hawaii for the week. 356 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:17,722 Happy Thanksgiving. 357 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,432 Happy Thanksgiving, you guys. 358 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,517 Happy Thanksgiving. 359 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,685 Douglas: Cheers. Cheers. 360 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,979 You must be Dr. House. 361 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,898 I was told I should offer you a Turkey sandwich. 362 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,124 Tuna salad. Closest thing they had to Turkey. 363 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,209 Thanks. But I'm hoping I can still get out of here 364 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,169 and catch the tail end of dinner with my wife. 365 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,254 Anything? 366 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,423 No cirrhosis, no scarring, no infection. 367 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,259 Blood panel? Elevated albumin, 7.2. 368 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,221 That's it? Everything else is fine. 369 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,473 So it was a waste of time. 370 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,643 Unless, it's not his liver 371 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,646 that's elevating his albumin, it's his kidneys. 372 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,440 Renal failure. Explains the anemia. 373 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,899 If he developed hyperkalemia, 374 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,819 that would explain the ataxia, but the stroke... 375 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,654 Ischemic encephalopathy. 376 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,072 Nice. 377 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,951 Except now we have to stay and test his kidneys. 378 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,175 Key under the mat. 379 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,360 There's no key under the mat. 380 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,594 Oh, right. 381 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,639 You need to replace one of your kitchen windows. 382 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,768 I helped myself to your wine cellar. 383 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686 I'll leave a buck on the way out. 384 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,064 You're not right for her. 385 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,231 And you are? 386 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,691 Less wrong. 387 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,946 But then I started thinking... 388 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,328 What was I saying? 389 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,789 You were saying it's late and... 390 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,709 She invited me. She didn't know if she should. 391 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,880 She was trying to figure out if I really have changed 392 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:19,177 or if I'm still the same old sob I've always been. 393 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,682 But she always gave me a chance. 394 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,896 Eight hundred and thirty-two chances, 395 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,148 and I used up every one of them. 396 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,652 Eight hundred and thirty-two's her limit, make a note. 397 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,282 How about a cup of coffee? 398 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,034 It's just instant, but... 399 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,127 I'm pathetic. 400 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,713 I don't deserve her. 401 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,093 Okay. Okay. All right. 402 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970 Here. 403 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,685 Maybe you should crash here. 404 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,645 It's a sofa bed. 405 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,773 I love her. 406 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,073 Patient's liver is fine, it's his kidneys that are shot. 407 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,491 And where the hell is house? 408 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,077 He left a message on the machine. He's not coming in today. 409 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,620 Chase: So what causes kidney failure? 410 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,746 Rhabdomyolysis. 411 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,039 No edema. 412 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,208 I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. 413 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,336 I don't remember. So I guess I did. 414 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,881 Multiple myeloma. No bone pain. 415 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,340 Taub: You got drunk alone? 416 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,009 No. That would be a sign 417 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,136 that I need to talk to you about this. 418 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,596 Polycystic kidney disease. 419 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,181 Thirteen: No utis or flank pain. 420 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,977 Well, what if his cough is more than just a cold? 421 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,146 He hasn't been coughing. It's in his history, 422 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,499 and we found a new bottle of cough syrup in his medicine cabinet. 423 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,025 Cough could mean goodpasture syndrome, 424 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,735 affects kidneys andlungs. 425 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,945 Start him on immunosuppressors and dialysis. 426 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,673 We'll do it right after we run it by house. 427 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,091 Foreman: He's not answering his pager. 428 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,515 Looks like he's leaving it up to us. 429 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,910 Us. Not you. 430 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,828 Taub: And since we don't disagree, 431 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,247 you can save your fight for another case. 432 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,131 How long do I have to be hooked up for? 433 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,758 Four to six hours a day 434 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,885 until we see an improvement. What if you don't? 435 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,863 Then we keep doing it until he gets a transplant. 436 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,472 You were sure it was his spleen, 437 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,349 and then you were sure it was his liver, 438 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,808 which he told you it wasn't, 439 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,244 and now you're sure it's his kidneys. 440 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,704 Thirteen: It's definitely his kidneys. 441 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,397 We just don't know why it's his kidneys. 442 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,861 Any word from Cameron? 443 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,280 Nope. 444 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,826 I started seeing a counselor after my diagnosis. 445 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,119 She's really good. 446 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,791 Why does everyone assume that everyone works in the exact same way? 447 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,125 We pretty much do. 448 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,671 Our egos want us to think we're all snowflakes, no two alike, 449 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,506 but really, we all want the same things, 450 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:05,260 love, forgiveness, chocolate. 451 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,175 Well, what I want is for everyone to leave me alone. 452 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:09,931 How do I get that? 453 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,151 What did you say to Lucas last night? 454 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,823 I know there were a lot of consonants. 455 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,411 I don't remember how I got here, never mind what I said. 456 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,704 Well, I just talked to him. 457 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,139 And he said he thought it'd be better 458 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,624 if we stopped seeing each other. 459 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,418 Said he didn't realize how much 460 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,004 there still was between you and me. 461 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,424 And he didn't want to get caught in the middle of us. 462 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,679 I was drunk. 463 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,198 Whatever I said, he can't really... 464 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,683 I've had enough, house. 465 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,853 I actually felt bad about scamming you, 466 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:03,151 but then you lived down to my expectations, and then some. 467 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,781 There is no us. 468 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,827 There never will be. 469 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,128 It worked. 470 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,648 Please tell me you're talking about a medical procedure. 471 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,382 They split up this morning. 472 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,551 You're the very first one I've told. 473 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:32,639 And you think she'll start dating you? I'm sure she hates you. 474 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,641 But her eyes say, 475 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,226 "how will I ever pay you for that tennis lesson?" 476 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,978 What a shame. 477 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,313 They'll get over it. 478 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:44,192 I meant for you. I'll get over it faster than they do. 479 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,820 I can't believe that Lucas fell for my 480 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,739 "I'd never say this because it's so personal 481 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,200 "except that I'm drunk" profession of love. 482 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,826 Second oldest trick in the book. 483 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,288 You're right. It's his fault because he's stupid. 484 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,461 He certainly is. 485 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,679 You're stupid. 486 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,350 Well, I'm rubber and you're glue... 487 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,477 He's not pedestrian, he's stupid. 488 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,690 Or at least stupider than he should be. He's a dxm junkie. 489 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,401 Dextromethorphan. As in cough syrup? 490 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:28,361 He wasn't taking it for his cough. 491 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,239 It's cheap, available at your corner drugstore, 492 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,492 and taken in high doses, it's a dumb drug. 493 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:38,037 Dumb drug? He obviously hasn't... 494 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,706 Hessmafl compared to you, 495 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:42,375 he's a moron compared to what he was. 496 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:47,588 Robotripping lowers the IQ, it also causes brain damage. 497 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,842 Unless taken with the proper amount of ethanol, 498 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,385 about one drink per day. 499 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,429 He wasn't abusing the booze 500 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,223 and taking the cough remedy medicinally, 501 00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:01,185 he was abusing the cough meds and taking the booze medicinally. 502 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,063 Bravo. 503 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,399 Why would you do that? 504 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,819 If you had a gift, why would you just throw it away? 505 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:13,531 I didn't throw it away. I just turned it down a little. 506 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,453 When my brain was on low, everything didn't seem so miserable any more. 507 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,329 Life was bearable. 508 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,332 I thought that I did that. 509 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,168 You do. 510 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,464 House: Long-term abuse of dxm explains all your symptoms. 511 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:33,176 Even, oh, sweet irony, your cough. 512 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,762 Whole bowel lavage, activated charcoal. 513 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,847 We get all traces of it out of your system, 514 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,767 you'll be the unhappiest little courier in no time. 515 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,687 I don't think I can live without it. 516 00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:49,275 You'd be surprised what you can live without. 517 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,027 Make him a genius. 518 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:58,743 I can't believe it. He looks so much better already. 519 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,455 We were thinking about calling gq. 520 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,500 Lavage has removed all traces of dxm from his body. 521 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,544 You're drawing again. What is it? 522 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,629 Just doodles. 523 00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:12,840 No, it's not. Come on, Jimmy, I want to know. 524 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,428 This is a toroidal helicon plasma device. 525 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,727 It determines the amount of energy 526 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,897 expended by the subatomic particles. 527 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,903 I'm thirsty. Could you get me a juice or something? 528 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,072 Yeah. Of course. 529 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,658 I'm so happy, Jimmy. 530 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,582 I told you. 531 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,504 You know what the difference between her IQ and mine is? 532 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,713 91 points. 533 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:56,342 In relation, she's closer to a gibbon than she is to me. 534 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,887 Having sex with her would be an act of bestiality. 535 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,139 I assume you didn't marry her 536 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,683 for her skill in applied physics. 537 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,060 I just wish she could spell it. 538 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,312 You really think you'd be happier 539 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,856 with someone who could spell better? 540 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,274 No. 541 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,486 That's the problem. I'm the one who's a jerk. 542 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,115 But I owe her everything. 543 00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:23,244 I want to want to be with her. 544 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,497 And when I'm clear, I... 545 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:30,668 I can't. 546 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,590 Fainting, dizziness, shortness of breath? 547 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:36,966 Sometimes. 548 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,552 Is the wait always this long? 549 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,055 Only on days that end in "day." Diarrhea, weight loss? 550 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,348 A bit. 551 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,059 Don't you ever shave? 552 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,312 Yeah, once a week. How about you? 553 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:51,939 Stomach pain, tenderness? 554 00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:54,567 Every now and then. Are you this rude to all your patients? 555 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,736 Oh, yes, don't think you're special. 556 00:28:56,819 --> 00:29:00,907 So we got a lot of vague, unverifiable symptoms, 557 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,743 yet all the physical signs are perfectly normal. 558 00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,620 What do you think I have? I'm not sure, 559 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:09,081 but I think it's a lame job. 560 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,291 What? 561 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,752 You're a rat. Insurance company sends you out 562 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,795 to check on the quality of medical care. 563 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:15,963 That's ridiculous. 564 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,089 Isitreahy? 565 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,567 'Cause you seem a lot more interested 566 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,217 in asking questions than answering them. 567 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,487 Handwriting in your medical records is obviously not a doctor's, 568 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:23,763 'cause I can almost read it. 569 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,641 And when you went out for a urine sample, I looked in your purse. 570 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,619 Found the list of questions you were supposed to memorize 571 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,355 before you came to the clinic. I was looking for gum. 572 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:33,940 You're an ass. 573 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:35,066 Put it in your report. 574 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,901 I'll tell you what. I'll give you 20 bucks 575 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,277 if you'll pretend that I'm not 576 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,862 when we leave this room. 577 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,618 Remember, first ice, then heat. 578 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,787 If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call me. 579 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,664 Thank you, Dr. House. 580 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,335 Wait a second. Where's cuddy? 581 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:56,253 Gone for the day. 582 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,048 Hey! Hey! Hey! 583 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:04,428 Sorry, can't remember if I've mocked you yet for being a male nurse. 584 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,514 I think this counts. 585 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,557 Fair enough. 586 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,146 That isn't the man I married. 587 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:18,943 Yes, he is. He's just smarter. Give him some time. 588 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,486 I'm sure... he hates me. 589 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,322 His body is going through withdrawal. He's adjusting. 590 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:26,325 Maybe he never loved me. Not really. 591 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:29,453 Maybe we never really had anything at all. 592 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,914 Sidas: Somebody help! 593 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:40,756 I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my legs. 594 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,970 Anywhere. Nothing. 595 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,728 We have to talk about this. 596 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,272 It's late. I'm tired. 597 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,109 I know it's a big pay cut, 598 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,920 but I'll always have the chance to make money. 599 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:04,530 I won't always have the chance to do this job. 600 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,783 That's what you think? That it's about the money? 601 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:11,162 So it's that I didn't consult you before I took the job? 602 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,789 That was offensive, but it's not about that either. 603 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,332 So then... 604 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,796 Can you give me the first letter? 605 00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,134 When we got married, 606 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,137 you were an intern working 30-hour shifts, doing grunt work, 607 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,740 and we both put up with it because we knew 608 00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,390 that it was leading to something better. 609 00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:35,644 In your private practice, you are the boss. You call the shots. 610 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,313 But now, you're 40 years old, 611 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,482 you're still doing grunt work. 612 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,943 That's what this is about? You think I'm a wuss? 613 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,530 He made you miss Thanksgiving dinner. 614 00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,503 Vitamin b12 deficiency gives us anemia, numbness... 615 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,587 House: Not a stroke. 616 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,731 Thirteen: If he has a vascular malformation... 617 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,673 Anemia's not macrocytic. 618 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,427 Sorry to inconvenience you. 619 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,179 Dying patients can be so thoughtless. 620 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,892 Great comeback. Is that Oscar wilde? Come on, people. 621 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,102 Bone marrow malignancy. 622 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,385 Wouldn't produce schistocytes. 623 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,313 Lupus. House: Gee thanksforconflngin. 624 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,898 Ana was negative. 625 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:22,900 What about you? 626 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,611 You got any predictable drivel you'd like to add? 627 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,255 I think they've given you enough already. 628 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,949 At least they're trying, not just sitting there like roadkill. 629 00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:31,700 Give me something! 630 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:34,703 Give me something or I'll get your ex-smarter half 631 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,580 on the phone and ask her. 632 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,873 Foreman: House... 633 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,493 You're going to be pressing charges? 634 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,620 Against the ottoman I tripped over? 635 00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:18,247 Against chase. 636 00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:21,834 I'm pretty sure the ottoman was acting alone. 637 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,003 You free for dinner this weekend? 638 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,797 At least three other people saw him do it. 639 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,591 Mass hysteria. Either night? 640 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,843 I can't have doctors punching each other out. 641 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,179 Oh, my god, who got punched? 642 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,431 And more importantly, for chase's sake, 643 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,159 I need to know if he's able to handle himself 644 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:39,268 or if I should be getting him some help. 645 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,936 Chase couldn't have punched anyone. 646 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,789 He was with me when I tripped over the ottoman. 647 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:46,442 If you're not planning on eating this weekend, maybe a movie? 648 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,819 I'm not doing this, house. 649 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,779 It's not fun any more. 650 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,282 Just do your job. 651 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,047 I need your help. 652 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,966 What happened to your face? 653 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:14,220 I was mowing the lawn when the phone rang. 654 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,848 You're a computer. I'm gonna feed you data, and you analyze it. 655 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:18,992 What are you gonna feed me, 656 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,809 20 years of medical knowledge, too? 657 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,145 It's not gonna work. 658 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:27,691 I know. But I don't have anyone else to ask. 659 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,656 It's lonely, isn't it? 660 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,533 It's not that bad. 661 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,286 Then you're not that smart. 662 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,623 You ever try to kill yourself? 663 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:43,874 Not quickly. 664 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:44,959 I did. 665 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,753 Twelve years ago, I jumped off the top of my eight-story building 666 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,714 into a dumpster bin the day before pick-up. 667 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:55,761 I broke my collar bone, my leg and three ribs. 668 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,639 When I was in the hospital, they put me on narcotics 669 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,684 and suddenly everything was just better. 670 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:06,105 I didn't feel isolated or lonely. 671 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:08,857 That's where I met my wife. 672 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:13,904 She was so happy and dumb. 673 00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,574 And I was 674 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:23,038 smart and miserable. 675 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,292 You tell me who the genius is. 676 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,795 I fell in love with her buzzed out of my head 677 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,215 and I knew I wanted to stay that way forever. 678 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,767 Enjoy. 679 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,604 Easier on your conscience if I die an idiot? 680 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:50,399 What's a conscience? 681 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:05,539 Which ribs did you break in the fall? Down the left side? 682 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:08,959 Yeah, bottom three. But that was 12 years ago. 683 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:17,301 This probably cost me my marriage, so it better be awesome. 684 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,844 Ferrous oxide contrast? 685 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:21,972 It gets absorbed by the spleen, 686 00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:23,599 unless he doesn't have one, 687 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,685 in which case it's absorbed by the liver and fries that. 688 00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:27,853 You're killing him? 689 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,956 You think I opened him up and didn't take out his spleen? 690 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:33,484 All organs do look kind of the same, red and squishy. 691 00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,783 Thirteen: Oh, my god. 692 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,576 Accessory spleens. 693 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,870 Okay, that is amazing. 694 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,790 Twelve years, eight stories and a dumpster ago, 695 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,167 he broke three ribs, damaged his spleen. 696 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,878 Bits of it split off, circulated through his blood stream 697 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:55,005 until they landed and attached somewhere else. 698 00:36:55,089 --> 00:36:58,050 So, it is ttp. 699 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:02,262 I just didn't remove all of his spleens. 700 00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,391 Sixteen splenectomies, 701 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,976 pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives with that. 702 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,614 I can outrun you. 703 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:28,997 Sorry about the nose. And the eye. And the eyebrow. 704 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,209 Guess I deserved it. 705 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,087 Well, if I thought that, I wouldn't be apologizing. 706 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,464 Your fist slipped? 707 00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:40,843 Everybody kept bugging me, asking if I was okay. 708 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:45,431 So you bust my nose to keep people off your back? 709 00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,060 Pretty much. 710 00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,937 Making people even more worried about you. 711 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,524 Maybe. But at least they're not talking to me about it. 712 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,361 Fair enough. 713 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,737 Cheers. 714 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,539 Sidas: Thank you. 715 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,874 House: Don't be so grateful. 716 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,502 You'll be delivering packages for 70 years to pay for it. 717 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:19,089 Well, thanks for our talk. 718 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,301 It's been a while since I had a stimulating conversation. 719 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,486 So what are you going to do? 720 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,137 Go back to my life. 721 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,430 Which one? 722 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:29,016 The one that has my wife in it. 723 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,728 Taub: Robotripping. 724 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,521 How does she feel about that? 725 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:38,150 Well, she doesn't have to know. It's worked for 12 years. 726 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:46,658 Tell your brain I said goodbye. 727 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:57,836 Einstein's giving himself a lobotomy, 728 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,713 and you're cool with that? 729 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,759 Ignorance is bliss. 730 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,056 Hold that pose. 731 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:18,232 I'll start with t-shirts and mugs and see how it goes. 732 00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:27,950 Home early. 733 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,455 Rachel: What happened to him? 734 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,877 You beat up house? 735 00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,879 Just one right hook. 736 00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:41,964 Why? What happened? 737 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,048 You were right. 738 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,385 I told him we need to lay down some ground rules, it got a little heated. 739 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:50,472 That's not what I meant. Is he okay? 740 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,349 Are you going to be fired? Arrested? 741 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,142 Everything's fine. 742 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,312 Wow. 743 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,374 Dr. Cuddy. 744 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,923 Can we at least be civil? 745 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,718 How's your nose? 746 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,095 It's okay. 747 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,514 Does your kid like animals? 748 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,600 I got tickets to that holiday carnival. 749 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:37,185 I hear they have a nice petting zoo. 750 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,938 I think I was pretty clear before. 751 00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:41,773 I don't mean with me. 752 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:45,527 Here. Take them. Enjoy. 753 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,946 No, thanks. 754 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:52,618 They're not fake. I didn't steal them. 755 00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:56,079 One of the nurses was selling them for her kid's scout troop. 756 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,682 I know it doesn't make things right between us, 757 00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:00,459 but I just wanted to do something nice. 758 00:41:03,462 --> 00:41:05,213 I don't want them. 759 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,384 Okay. 760 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,220 I'll see you tomorrow. 761 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,274 They didn't split up. 762 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,902 She wouldn't take the tickets. 763 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:31,406 Of course. Windtalker code for "we never split up." 764 00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:33,116 House, she told you multiple times 765 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,743 she wants nothing to do with you. 766 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,995 I wasn't gonna be there. 767 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:41,249 She just felt guilty that I felt guilty, so she couldn't take them. 768 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,835 Either that or she didn't want to appease you. 769 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,837 These weren't reparations, 770 00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:50,050 just a simple gesture of remorse, and she slapped it down. 771 00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:52,928 They didn't break up. 772 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,431 She just wanted me to think that, so I'd back off. 773 00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,936 Dare I ask what you're gonna do? 774 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,606 Nothing. 775 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,693 I said they'd either break up or they'd stay together. 776 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,736 They didn't break up. 777 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,281 And you're okay with that? 778 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,701 It is what it is. 779 00:42:18,787 --> 00:42:20,372 Good for you. 780 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,299 House knows I lied. 781 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,718 Why? What did he say? 782 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,387 Nothing. I could just tell. 783 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,847 You gonna stage another breakup? 784 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:44,730 It seems like he's going to leave us alone. 785 00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,315 Mmm. Why would he do that? 786 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,984 I'm not completely sure. 787 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,989 So, we have his blessing? 788 00:42:55,157 --> 00:42:56,491 I guess so. 789 00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,119 I made you some eggplant parmesan. 790 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:04,833 And maybe house isn't so bad after all. 791 00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:09,838 That would be nice, wouldn't it? 55759

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