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- (record scratches)
- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... ♪
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RYAN: Every group of
friends has that one song
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that, no matter where you are
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or what you're doing, it
pulls you out of your seat.
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That was me and my
crew, the Flossy Posse.
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♪ 1990, Chubb Rock jumps up
on the scene with a lean ♪
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♪ And a pocket full of green ♪
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I know.
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Trust me, everything you had,
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we had it and did it better.
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
- ♪ I'll treat you good ♪
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♪ Yo, yo... ♪
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But those were my
girls, thinking we were
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the baddest chicks in the game.
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- (laughing)
- Definitely the baddest chicks at FAMU.
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- Flossy Posse!
- Ah! - Hey!
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(cheering)
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There was Sasha, a journalism major
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with intelligence to shine
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on the country's most
respected publications.
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Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.
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It may not be Pulitzer
Prize-winning,
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- but she's making it happen.
- (goofy yell)
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She's gonna be fine. I don't
even know why... You know.
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We've gone through this before.
I already know, you know?
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- RYAN: Here she comes.
- There was Dina.
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She was a risk-taker.
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It's chlamydia, y'all!
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That's shit you can cure! Hey!
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- RYAN: But that's our girl.
- I knew it!
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Of course, there's Lisa.
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Despite being the sexy party girl,
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she was a natural nurturer.
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She gave love, even
when it didn't love her.
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(sniffles)
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- (whimpers) - Aw, come here, baby. Aw.
- Aw, baby.
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Me? I'm Ryan Pierce,
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- successful author...
- I like your dress.
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You write best-selling
books. You cook on talk shows.
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- You make appearances all across the country.
- (chuckles)
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How do you have time for a life?
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As women, we're told that we have to choose
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between the personal and the professional,
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but I control my own destiny.
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I am strong,
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I am powerful, I am beautiful.
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If I will it,
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I can have it all.
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Married my college sweetheart.
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So, I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
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- Thank you.
- But I do have a question for you.
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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,
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how do you hook up with
the second coming of Oprah?
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Ryan's strength has always been
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making others their best selves.
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And I knew I needed that in my life.
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I married my best friend.
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- Yeah, you got him, girl!
- (laughing)
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RYAN: And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.
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We were ride or die.
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But sometimes words go unsaid,
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disagreements go unresolved.
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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media, but...
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a year goes by where you
don't see each other,
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and that year turns to five,
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and before you know it,
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you're so busy trying
to get what you want,
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that one day you
look up and find out
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that the thing you love
the most, your crew,
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the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,
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they're gone.
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(women laughing happily)
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- I know!
- ELIZABETH: Yeah, I heard you.
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Well, no, I've got to go. I got...
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Well, I have to ask the question
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to get the answer. Okay. Bye.
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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan.
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Ryan, hey. Earth to Ryan.
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Honey, listen, I know
that you are exhausted.
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I got you running all over this
planet doing this book, but...
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the Essence folks just called, and...
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(singsongy): and...
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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.
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Yeah. It's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.
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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,
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shake hands, you have heaps of praise...
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RYAN: And that's when you realize
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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.
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- Tell them I'd be honored.
- ♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Well, I ain't got
nothing but a little soul ♪
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- ♪ A little tune to play... ♪
- You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
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latest New York Times Best Seller,
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You Can Have It All
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- in New Orleans at Essence Fest.
- (chuckling)
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Well, speaking about
You Can Have It All,
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when are you two going to start a family?
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- Oh, my God.
- Because we know you would make
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- beautiful babies. - (chuckles)
- Oh, wow.
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- Trust me, it is on the agenda.
- (phone ringing)
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No, I-I need you to bring
me something I can use,
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something good.
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(phone continues ringing)
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Let-let me call you back.
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Bill, look, I know why you're upset,
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but I can't make people click on your ads.
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Well, you better do something.
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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site,
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and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.
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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will be up
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in all the hot VIP spots.
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Ryan Pierce. Any dirt on her?
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Absolutely not.
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Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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But I guarantee you, nine months from now,
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there's gonna be a lot
of babies named Essence.
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(chuckles) Cute, Sasha. Not helpful.
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(sighs) Just-just give me a
few more days to increase views.
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Please.
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(sighs) Post something
your viewers want to see
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this weekend or we're done.
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Hold, please.
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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!
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You know you need me!
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I'm the bitch in these streets!
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- You put me on FaceTime.
- (exhales)
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Oh, my God.
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(beeping)
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- Shit.
- (clanking)
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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That's my car!
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Dina, it has come to my
attention that you had
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a bit of a conflict with a fellow employee.
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No, not really.
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I didn't know it was your lunch!
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- Did you not see the label?!
- No!
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(overlapping shouting)
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- Stupid motherfucker!
- Dina...
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- (shouting) Don't you run from me!
- (screaming)
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The point is, physically
assaulting a coworker
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because he accidentally stole your lunch
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- from the fri...
- Accidentally? Is that what he told you?
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He knew that was my Go-Gurt.
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That motherfucker is crazy for that shit.
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Be that as it may, this
is not the first time
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something like this has happened.
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I'm gonna need to terminate you.
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I'm letting you go.
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Word?
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Word.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Good looking out, Ted.
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Thanks for letting me go, man.
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Appreciate that. Just nothing
but water under the bridge.
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I'm-a go and get back to work.
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No, no. There's no water and no bridge.
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You're fired.
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Why you making me feel like
I'm on The Apprentice
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or something?
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Look, I get it. You're upset.
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I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work."
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Why are you making air quotes?
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This is a place of work.
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Lesson learned.
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Wow, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh.
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By the way, I'm going to Essence Fest
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this weekend with my girls.
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We about to turn up.
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So I'm-a need Friday off.
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Okay. Uh, you can have all days off, Dina,
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because you no longer work here.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Totally. See you bright
and early Tuesday morning,
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- plus or minus a few hours,
- All right.
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- depending on traffic.
- We're not...
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Dina. Dina, we're not done yet.
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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!
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Okay, Ted! (chuckles)
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(whispers): Snitches get stitches.
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Oh, shit.
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- Dina, you need to grow up!
- Mm-hmm.
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LISA: Bath time, homework
time, snack time.
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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.
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Bedtime 8:00 p.m. sharp.
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(chuckling)
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Ma.
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I need you to focus.
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Would you calm down?
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I have raised kids before.
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And some of 'em turned out okay.
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You know what, forget
it. I'm just gonna stay.
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I'm gonna stay! Because I can't have
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these kids deviate from
their schedule in any way.
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It just messes everything up.
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- So forget it.
- What up, bitch?
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(chuckles) Oh, what's good, Miss Miller?
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Hello, Dina.
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Have you heard of a doorbell?
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Uh, have you heard of locking doors?
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There's crazy people out there.
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- (chuckles)
- Mm.
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- You ready to get turnt?
- No, I'm not going,
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- because I-I don't want to leave the kids alone!
- No!
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- It's not gonna work!
- No, no.
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- Uh-uh. No.
- For once, I agree with Dina
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and her foul mouth.
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She needs this trip so she
can go off and get some love
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so she can stop being
so grouchy all the time.
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- Ma!
- Your mama know there's cobwebs on that thing.
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- Uh...
- You know what...
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- (giggling)
- DINA: Sorry.
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Oh. Mm.
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- Bye, Mama.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- I'm gonna miss you. Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Mama.
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Heifer, you are not going off to war.
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Go. Go. I beg of you, go.
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We'll be fine.
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(chuckling): You are so silly.
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Scrubs?
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Really? That's what you're doing?
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What's wrong with this?
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Uh-uh. We are not going nowhere
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until we see you with some camel toe, okay?
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No, I don't do camel toe.
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Okay, well, you can't just show forearm.
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- That's not sexy.
- All right, Dina...
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Where are you going, to teach first grade?
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- Okay...
- Who wears socks this thick in New Orleans?
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- All right. I organized everything!
- Nobody.
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Girl, we're going to the
Essence... What is this,
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- the "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom" Collection?
- Okay, I...
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- Is this a Care Bear shirt?
- Don't touch nothing!
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Don't touch nothing!
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(bell rings)
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- As usual, you guys fucking killed it.
- (chuckles)
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And, and I'm not the
only one who thought so.
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Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?
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(sighs) You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!
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Fine.
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Bethany Marshall, the head
of marketing from Best Mart,
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thought so, and...
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- And what else?
- (groans, chuckles)
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She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan
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and Stewart collection
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and underwrite a Ryan
and Stewart talk show.
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Boom!
251
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Wait, are you serious?
252
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Yes, I'm serious!
253
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That's... amazing!
254
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I know. She said... and I quote...
255
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"they're both just so real."
256
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She's gonna send her
business affair peeps down
257
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to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.
258
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They want to launch by end of year.
259
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- (chuckles) - That's amazing.
- (chuckling)
260
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- Thank you.
- Honey, thank you.
261
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We're gonna be rich, we're
gonna be rich! And thank you.
262
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- (chuckles)
- (chuckles) Hey, baby, I got to head out
263
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or I'm gonna miss my flight.
264
00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:13,751
- Oh.
- But I will see you
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and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.
266
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- Yes. Mwah.
- All right.
267
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- I love you.
- I love you.
268
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- In love with you.
- I'm in love with you.
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I love you. (laughs) Come here!
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- Oh! (chuckling)
- Mm. Thanks.
271
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- (whoops)
- (chuckles)
272
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Mm.
273
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(sighs)
274
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(Elizabeth moans)
275
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I am so lonely.
276
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Oh!
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- Mm.
- Oh, you smell...
278
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- you smell good.
- Yeah, she...
279
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- she bought it for me.
- Sorry. Go before I spank you!
280
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I just did!
281
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(chuckles)
282
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- Please go. Bye!
- (chuckles) Mwah!
283
00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:48,086
Oh, gosh, that man
knows how to exit a room.
284
00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:49,087
- (chuckles)
- Mm.
285
00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:50,789
(barks)
286
00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,957
Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
287
00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,058
but with so much on the line, are you sure
288
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:57,996
that you want to get turned
with your girls this weekend?
289
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I promised them a free trip.
290
00:10:59,599 --> 00:11:00,999
And it's "turnt" with a "T."
291
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Okay, got it, got it.
292
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But maybe just wait until the deal closes,
293
00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,571
and then, you know, take
'em all to St. Barts,
294
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buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.
295
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,308
Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.
296
00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,742
Listen, we're all adults,
297
00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,745
and our insane party days are behind us.
298
00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:15,446
- Well, most of us.
- Mm. I don't know.
299
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,948
I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends...
300
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,649
(chuckles) in New Orleans,
301
00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,284
there would be pictures of
our tits all over the Internet.
302
00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,319
I mean, there's actually
a few of those out there.
303
00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:24,322
I don't know if you saw 'em.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter,
304
00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:26,524
'cause, the point is,
I have civilian titties,
305
00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:27,792
but you have best-selling author titties.
306
00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:29,459
And-and ten percent of
your titties are my titties.
307
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I just... I just want our
titties to have a future.
308
00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:34,198
- Liz.
- Yeah.
309
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,034
What's the name of my book?
310
00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:38,369
You Can Have It All.
311
00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:40,471
Exactly.
312
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:43,207
Okay, okay, you're right. I'm
gonna defer to your judgment.
313
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,808
So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in
314
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,376
before your first appearance.
315
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,645
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.
316
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,886
You girls are gonna be
kiki-ing all weekend.
317
00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,986
- Okay, Liz.
- Yeah.
318
00:11:55,988 --> 00:11:58,289
- And I say this out of love...
- Preach, girl.
319
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Mm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach"
320
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or "go, girl,"
321
00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,295
"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"
322
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or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard
323
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,399
or looked up on Urban Dictionary.
324
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,236
This weekend,
325
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,072
over half a million black
women of all sizes, shades,
326
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from all different
socioeconomic backgrounds
327
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are descending on the
Crescent City to celebrate
328
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:22,145
black womanhood in all its glorious forms.
329
00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:25,151
You, my dear friend, are a guest.
330
00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:28,886
Act accordingly.
331
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,654
(exhales)
332
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:31,890
Wow.
333
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,524
I'm not even offended.
334
00:12:33,526 --> 00:12:35,360
- You're the best.
- Oh! Mm.
335
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,061
- (giggles)
- Okay.
336
00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:39,496
(sighs)
337
00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:44,168
Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.
338
00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,272
Girl, bye.
339
00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:51,509
- (humming)
- 4718 to New Orleans will commence boarding shortly.
340
00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:54,712
Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.
341
00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:56,780
Got my anti-nausea medication.
342
00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,415
Hold on to that. Ooh!
343
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,183
Hi, earplugs.
344
00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:03,087
Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.
345
00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:05,023
You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,
346
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,424
if you want to take a hit of
it before you get on the plane.
347
00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:08,592
That shit will have you right.
348
00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:10,260
Where did you hide...
349
00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,529
You know what? Never mind.
350
00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,064
I'm not even gonna ask.
351
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,402
Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.
352
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,971
Okay, I'm-a tell you.
353
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,972
Where the sun don't shine.
354
00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:26,744
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina,
355
00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:30,948
but actually it's the butthole.
356
00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:35,285
(quietly): I got drugs in my booty.
357
00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:38,588
You know what, that can
cause a lot of infection.
358
00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,592
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your booty hole.
359
00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,160
It's a booty hole.
360
00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:44,428
Okay.
361
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:45,663
Enough.
362
00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:47,097
You're grown.
363
00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:50,101
On another note, let me ask you a question.
364
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:53,303
Do you think this situation
with Ryan and Sasha,
365
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:56,307
think there's still drama
or has it been long enough?
366
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:58,643
It better be, 'cause I plan
on getting white girl-wasted
367
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,645
this weekend, and I ain't
letting none of you bitches
368
00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,947
kill my vibe, okay?
369
00:14:02,949 --> 00:14:05,283
(coughing)
370
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:07,018
That's hand sanitizer.
371
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,952
It burns. (coughing)
372
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,420
Well, considering we don't
know where your mouth has been,
373
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:11,655
it can't hurt.
374
00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:13,491
- Oh, my God.
- You want a cough drop?
375
00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:15,693
- Mm. Yeah. (coughing)
- Here. Just...
376
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:17,794
Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me
377
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:22,433
- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?
- (gasps) Oh, my God!
378
00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:24,268
Oh, my goodness!
379
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,103
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh, wow. - You look great.
380
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:28,172
I'm so happy to see you two.
381
00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,874
- Girl, you're killing it!
- Yeah.
382
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,208
- Turn-up time.
- (laughing)
383
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,709
Hey, ladies!
384
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,846
- Hey, Sasha!
- (squealing)
385
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:38,382
- Oh, I've missed you guys so much!
- (laughing)
386
00:14:38,384 --> 00:14:39,384
So good to see you!
387
00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:41,619
Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse,
388
00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:43,621
- Flossy Posse, Flossy Posse.
- Yeah, I know you are.
389
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,523
- Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
390
00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:46,857
DINA: She baddie!
391
00:14:46,859 --> 00:14:49,162
(giggling)
392
00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:52,797
Sash! (chuckles)
393
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:54,631
Hey, Ry.
394
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,500
Hey.
395
00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,669
Well, life is treating
you well. I see that.
396
00:14:58,671 --> 00:15:01,672
Please. I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed once a week
397
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,842
going to some fabulous event.
398
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:06,843
- I love your hair.
- Nice dr...
399
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,880
(both laugh)
400
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,981
It seems like they're getting along.
401
00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:12,983
- Shit. (chuckles)
- Right?
402
00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:15,086
These bitches is plastic.
403
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,087
- That's a great lipstick, too.
- Thank you, right?
404
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,890
Ladies!
405
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,762
- I made something very special for us this weekend.
- Oh.
406
00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:25,199
Bam!
407
00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:27,999
DINA: What the fuck?
408
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:30,400
Look like a Bedazzler
threw up on that thing.
409
00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,403
What? This is very fashionable.
410
00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,871
It's of today and
yesterday. It's very retro.
411
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:37,842
How about we save it for the last night?
412
00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,847
- Of our lives?
- (laughing)
413
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:45,015
Or donate it to the My
Little Pony Motorcycle Club.
414
00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:49,553
Okay. I put a lot of
man-hours into these jackets.
415
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,521
Now, see, that's not the
kind of man-hours we need you
416
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,756
- putting in, Lisa-Lis.
- Mm...
417
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,792
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
418
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,626
DINA: Yes, you need to
be bedazzling some dick.
419
00:15:56,628 --> 00:15:58,929
- That's what you need to do.
- (laughing)
420
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,630
LISA: Enough.
421
00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,433
DINA: Okay, now, here's what I want.
422
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,702
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a Coke to chase.
423
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:07,237
Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.
424
00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:10,808
Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.
425
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,776
Oh. Well, then, in that case,
let me go ahead and get those
426
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,313
three shots now and then
bring me a shot of Baileys
427
00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:17,314
- once we get into cruising altitude.
- Oh, she...
428
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,483
- she about to turn up.
- Sure.
429
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:22,086
Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.
430
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,553
- Dina.
- Huh?
431
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,255
Can we just bring it down a notch?
432
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:28,226
Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?
433
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,427
- Leave her alone.
- You know what?
434
00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:30,794
I need you to use your lady mouth.
435
00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:33,563
I need you to use your lady mouth.
436
00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,665
RYAN: All right, all right.
437
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,269
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.
438
00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,505
No, seriously, for real, though...
439
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,607
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?
440
00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:46,443
I don't know. Two years, maybe.
441
00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:48,111
- What?
- Wait.
442
00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:49,779
Si-Since Terrence?
443
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,582
I don't know.
444
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:53,417
I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,
445
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,785
I read really intense erotica,
446
00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,355
and I invested in a very powerful
447
00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:58,789
detachable showerhead,
448
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,691
which has been very good to me, mind you.
449
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,125
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
450
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,128
Okay, that story just
put me into menopause.
451
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,428
You getting some this weekend.
452
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:06,596
DINA: Straight up.
453
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,632
You gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.
454
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,101
For crying out loud, Dina,
455
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,768
we only gonna be there for three days.
456
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,303
Well, three dicks, then.
457
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,038
- (laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
458
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,108
You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.
459
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:19,110
Daily penetration is medicinal.
460
00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:20,511
Oh, my goodness.
461
00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:22,313
Don't be ashamed, girl.
462
00:17:22,315 --> 00:17:24,047
Every sister up in here
463
00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:27,017
is on a mission to be her very best
464
00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,386
- and ratchet self.
- Oh...
465
00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:29,986
You, especially.
466
00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:32,323
Who's ready for Essence Fest?
467
00:17:32,325 --> 00:17:34,191
(all cheering)
468
00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:35,659
Yes!
469
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,861
See, Lisa? There is no turning down
470
00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:40,063
up in here, only the turn-up.
471
00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,498
(laughs) I love turn-ups.
472
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,066
- Ma'am, excuse me.
- Oh, oh.
473
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,802
Excuse me, uh, I got this.
474
00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:45,969
Can you go ahead and
make some Patrón shots
475
00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:46,970
for everybody up here?
476
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,406
On me.
477
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:50,507
- I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.
- I'm sorry.
478
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:51,641
Because...
479
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,711
♪ I'm every woman ♪
480
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,913
♪ It's all in me ♪
481
00:17:56,915 --> 00:18:00,184
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
482
00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,219
♪ I do it naturally ♪
483
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,987
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
484
00:18:03,989 --> 00:18:06,157
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- Yeah! Everybody say...
485
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,159
ALL: Flossy Posse!
486
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:11,829
♪ It's all in me... ♪
487
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,430
LISA: Let's see
488
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,498
- if we can find this driver.
- And get me a beignet.
489
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,567
- Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!
- Ooh, ooh!
490
00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:19,870
Yes!
491
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,605
- Hello.
- Oh, my goodness,
492
00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:23,873
thank you so much.
493
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,009
(gasps) Ooh!
494
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,678
- Ooh...
- Oh, my God!
495
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,948
- (squealing)
- Oh, God.
496
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,283
Thank you!
497
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,883
(giggles)
498
00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,788
(playing Bill Withers' "Lovely Day")
499
00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:42,059
♪ ♪
500
00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:43,960
- Hey!
- Here you go.
501
00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:46,799
- ♪ ♪
- (indistinct conversation)
502
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,715
(yells)
503
00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:08,084
Hey! Hey!
504
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:12,089
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
505
00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,623
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
506
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,127
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
507
00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,094
♪ Lovely day ♪
508
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:19,929
- ♪ A lovely day ♪
- ♪ Lovely day ♪
509
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,931
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
510
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,168
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
511
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,105
- ♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
- Aah!
512
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,738
Aw...
513
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,841
- (grunting)
- (women clamoring)
514
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,976
- Don't touch Elvis. That's Elvis.
- Oh...
515
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,914
(all laughing)
516
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,982
Oh, God.
517
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:41,651
Oh... (chuckling)
518
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,086
Oh, shoot!
519
00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:44,688
Oh, shit!
520
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,624
- Dina! Dina! Run, Dina!
- Dina! Run, Dina! - Dina!
521
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:48,825
(whooping)
522
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:50,763
♪ ♪
523
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:02,476
♪ ♪
524
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,614
(whooping)
525
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:12,783
Fuck yeah! (whoops)
526
00:20:12,785 --> 00:20:16,486
That's some white boy shit right there.
527
00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:19,357
- (music continuing)
- (indistinct conversations)
528
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,292
Who's ready for a refill?
529
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,659
- Ooh.
- Dina,
530
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,728
I-I haven't even finished this one yet.
531
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,198
Girl, you used to finish
a super size Slurpee
532
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,066
filled with grain alcohol before noon.
533
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,069
- Mm-hmm. - True.
- That was before two beautiful
534
00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:34,170
little human beings ripped out of my vagina
535
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,407
and sucked all the life out of my breasts.
536
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,409
I don't coochie-pop no more.
537
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,409
- Especially not...
- Ryan! - What... - (gasps)
538
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,178
We are your biggest fans.
539
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,545
Will you take a picture with us?
540
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,515
- Yes. Sure. Of course.
- We are your biggest fans.
541
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,182
- Oh, my God. My friends are over here.
- Damn.
542
00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,017
This shit gonna be happening all weekend?
543
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:49,652
LISA: You know, I'm so proud of her.
544
00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:50,920
Look at her.
545
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,890
It's like traveling with Beyoncé.
546
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:54,257
Oh, my God.
547
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,926
Are you guys friends with Ryan?
548
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,394
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
549
00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:58,896
I'm a huge fan!
550
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,230
Here. This is for you.
551
00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:02,265
- Here. Here. Yes.
- Oh, okay, thank you.
552
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,667
- Okay.
- That's so wonderful.
553
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:04,834
- Enjoy.
- Yes!
554
00:21:04,836 --> 00:21:07,938
This is like traveling with Beyoncé!
555
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,908
- Thank you so much. Aw.
- Girl, you so pretty.
556
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,177
Mm-mm, mm-mm. Hey,
hey, sister, sister,
557
00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,612
- it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop. - $50?
- Hey,
558
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:16,880
- uh, Dina? - Okay?
- (phone dings)
559
00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:18,082
- I wouldn't do that.
- Who else trying
560
00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:20,050
to take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.
561
00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,386
We take American Express, EBT...
562
00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:23,687
- You trying to go to jail?
- You want to get a picture?
563
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,589
- 'Cause you need a permit for all that.
- Girl...
564
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,024
- I ain't going to nobody's jail, okay?
- What the fuck?
565
00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:30,261
- We good? All right, sister.
- Lisa. Lisa.
566
00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:31,896
LISA: Wait a minute, hold up.
567
00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:33,863
- SASHA: Can you believe this?
- LISA: Oh, my God.
568
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,802
What y'all trippin' off of?
569
00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:40,905
Aw, hell no.
570
00:21:40,907 --> 00:21:42,273
That can't really be...
571
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:43,908
That's definitely Stewart's punk ass,
572
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:46,110
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.
573
00:21:46,112 --> 00:21:47,878
Where'd you get the picture?
574
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,580
My paparazzi guy sent it to me.
575
00:21:49,582 --> 00:21:51,549
Who is this ratchet-ass bitch?
576
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:53,817
SASHA: Simone. Some Instagram ho.
577
00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:55,953
- (Simone moaning) - I
heard she sucked off A-Rod
578
00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:57,655
- in the bathroom one time.
- DINA: Wait a minute,
579
00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:59,156
all this NBA dick, and she's
580
00:21:59,158 --> 00:22:00,890
sucking a baseball player?
581
00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,293
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.
582
00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,227
Oh, my God. I hate her, but you know what,
583
00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:06,130
that ass is really cute.
584
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,399
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?
585
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,301
Oh, shit... she here.
586
00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:12,902
That little dirty bitch Simone is here?
587
00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:14,438
Okay, we got to tell Ryan.
588
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,672
So I had to go inwards and do
589
00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:17,107
- to be able to do that.
- Oh, of course.
590
00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:18,409
Handle that, Sasha.
591
00:22:18,411 --> 00:22:20,177
Why I got to be the one?
592
00:22:20,179 --> 00:22:22,079
- It's your picture, ho.
- Okay,
593
00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:24,148
no matter what, we have
to do it delicately,
594
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,850
- because she's having a good time.
- You're welcome.
595
00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:28,151
No, no, fuck that. You got to
do it like a Brazilian wax...
596
00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:29,753
just yank everything out at once.
597
00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,655
Now, she gonna feel like
her uterus is on the paper,
598
00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:33,290
and she gonna scream,
599
00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,426
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.
600
00:22:35,428 --> 00:22:37,594
Can we at least wait till
we get back to the room?
601
00:22:37,596 --> 00:22:39,263
Can we agree on that?
602
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,130
(sighs)
603
00:22:41,132 --> 00:22:43,801
So, we have the most amazing suite
604
00:22:43,803 --> 00:22:45,436
at the Monteleone,
605
00:22:45,438 --> 00:22:48,005
VIP passes to all the parties,
606
00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:51,307
and great seats at the
Superdome for New Edition,
607
00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:54,143
Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!
608
00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:55,813
And we are going to eat!
609
00:22:55,815 --> 00:22:57,313
Damn the calories.
610
00:22:57,315 --> 00:22:58,615
- Yup!
- Oh, yes, yes!
611
00:22:58,617 --> 00:23:00,284
I'm gonna kill somebody.
612
00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:01,518
What?
613
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,387
- (chuckles, mumbles)
- (chuckles)
614
00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,723
Now, I do have some obligations,
615
00:23:05,725 --> 00:23:09,226
but the truth is this weekend
is all about the Flossy Posse.
616
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:10,727
We're gonna be staying up late,
617
00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,830
drinking, making memories that we can
618
00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:14,564
laugh about the rest of our lives,
619
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,200
- because that is what a girls trip is for.
- Yeah, word.
620
00:23:17,202 --> 00:23:19,637
- LISA: YOLO.
- Ooh, I got to hide a bitch body.
621
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:21,304
And gossip.
622
00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:24,341
No secrets. I want all the dirt.
623
00:23:24,343 --> 00:23:26,880
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with a Instagram skank.
624
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:32,149
You just had to say something, didn't you?
625
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:34,351
That was an opening.
626
00:23:34,353 --> 00:23:36,256
That's God. Recognize.
627
00:23:38,524 --> 00:23:40,224
Come on, Ryan. I need to...
628
00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,191
- I got to show you something.
- (growls)
629
00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:44,263
Mmm.
630
00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:51,837
Ryan, I don't... I don't
really know what to say.
631
00:23:54,073 --> 00:23:57,344
You know we're here for
you for whatever you need.
632
00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,678
Don't worry, boo.
633
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,345
I'm-a put hands on him.
634
00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,281
I'm talking hot grits,
635
00:24:04,283 --> 00:24:06,917
extension cords, Timberland boots.
636
00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:09,285
I'm-a fuck up that
bitch's Instagram account,
637
00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:11,854
I'm-a put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole
638
00:24:11,856 --> 00:24:13,524
and I'm-a walk 'em
around. I'm-a just wipe...
639
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:15,592
I'm-a just swipe in that thing
640
00:24:15,594 --> 00:24:16,927
and I'm-a yank 'em out!
641
00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:18,528
And then I'm-a stick
642
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,030
my fingers up in his ass
643
00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:21,564
and tell him I'm checking his prostate,
644
00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:22,967
but really I'm-a yank his balls
645
00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:24,435
out the back of that motherfucker.
646
00:24:24,437 --> 00:24:25,636
And then I'm-a put my fist
647
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,736
so far up his ass,
648
00:24:26,738 --> 00:24:28,138
I'm-a pull his heart out
649
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,607
through that motherfucker and I'm-a
650
00:24:29,609 --> 00:24:31,274
"nabi da shakti de" that shit.
651
00:24:31,276 --> 00:24:34,277
Just... (imitates heartbeat)
652
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,913
And then I'm-a stick my
fingers back up in his ass
653
00:24:36,915 --> 00:24:38,415
and then I'm-a twirl 'em around
654
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,383
and see if that make
him giggle a little bit.
655
00:24:40,385 --> 00:24:42,319
You know, 'cause I like to
make a motherfucker laugh
656
00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:44,391
when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?
657
00:24:45,825 --> 00:24:48,492
Well, that's not necessary, Dina.
658
00:24:48,494 --> 00:24:50,127
Really, honestly,
659
00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:53,496
I've known about this
for a few months, so...
660
00:24:53,498 --> 00:24:56,300
The fuck? You into that shit?
661
00:24:56,302 --> 00:24:58,168
No. Dina, come on.
662
00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,771
Obviously I was very upset, but...
663
00:25:00,773 --> 00:25:02,171
Stewart and I are in counseling,
664
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,940
and we're working through it.
665
00:25:03,942 --> 00:25:06,843
Well, look at tha... That is fantastic.
666
00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:10,080
I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.
667
00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:11,415
Thank you, Lis. You know,
668
00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:12,649
Stewart and I are a team, you know?
669
00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:13,851
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
670
00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:15,119
but that's in the past.
671
00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,589
No, it's not.
672
00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:20,493
This picture was taken last night.
673
00:25:22,193 --> 00:25:24,194
Mmm...
674
00:25:24,196 --> 00:25:26,663
Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.
675
00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,131
And you know what... I really...
676
00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,667
I don't want to be judged right now.
677
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:31,869
I'm the last person to judge you, but...
678
00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,970
Guys. Okay, listen.
679
00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:35,872
I really meant what I said earlier.
680
00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:38,441
This weekend is about us.
681
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:39,877
We haven't hung in five years,
682
00:25:39,879 --> 00:25:43,179
and by the grace of God,
we are here, together.
683
00:25:43,181 --> 00:25:44,782
Come on, let's take advantage of that.
684
00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:46,216
'Cause if we don't... if we waste
685
00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:48,151
this precious time... then shame on us.
686
00:25:48,153 --> 00:25:50,187
Because today is the last day
687
00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:51,988
that we will ever be this young.
688
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,224
She fucked me up with that one.
689
00:25:54,226 --> 00:25:56,459
All right. Now, the Flossy Posse
690
00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,728
is back in New Orleans, so let's go.
691
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,130
Let's go. Let's go, bitches.
692
00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:01,698
LISA: She's right, let's go.
693
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,700
DINA: But I will shit in that nigga's shoe.
694
00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:05,034
Ryan.
695
00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:06,736
You know it's just a matter of time
696
00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:08,072
before the photographer
697
00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:10,043
shops this picture.
698
00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:13,145
Sash, don't worry. I'm-a handle it.
699
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,913
Come on, y'all!
700
00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:19,149
(indistinct conversations)
701
00:26:19,151 --> 00:26:22,052
I love this place so much.
702
00:26:22,054 --> 00:26:24,588
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go check us in,
703
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,189
get our credentials. You guys should go
704
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,324
check out the Carousel
Bar and have a drink,
705
00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:30,093
and I'll be back in, like, five minutes.
706
00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,095
It's really cute.
707
00:26:32,097 --> 00:26:33,596
- All right.
- To the bar.
708
00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:35,064
- I'm ready to rock.
- Looks nice.
709
00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:37,333
Let's see.
710
00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:38,502
LISA: Oh, look at that!
711
00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:40,269
Yeah, your kids would like this.
712
00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:42,939
Man, damn. This is the shit, man.
713
00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:46,409
Oh, it's so cool. It's moving around.
714
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,911
Yeah, it's super cute.
715
00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:51,614
Ooh! There goes Stewart.
716
00:26:51,616 --> 00:26:54,618
Oh. Asshole.
717
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,053
- Dina, look at me.
- Don't.
718
00:26:56,055 --> 00:26:58,522
Look at me. Okay, come on, now.
719
00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:00,256
You heard what Ryan
said. Just-just be cool.
720
00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:01,758
I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool.
721
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,459
I just want to say hi, that's all.
722
00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:05,228
- Why you taking... - Wait...
- I'm-a just say hello.
723
00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,531
- No. No, no, don't you say hello.
- No, no, don't...
724
00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,799
No, Dina, don't do that. Remember,
725
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,234
- Ryan said this is her life.
- Yes.
726
00:27:10,236 --> 00:27:11,235
- We shouldn't get involved.
- Hold this.
727
00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:13,070
♪ ♪
728
00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:15,072
- (distorted): Dina!
- Dina, no!
729
00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:16,476
No!
730
00:27:20,912 --> 00:27:22,379
- (exclaims)
- (screams)
731
00:27:22,381 --> 00:27:24,380
- Oh!
- Bitch!
732
00:27:24,382 --> 00:27:25,448
What the hell's wrong with you?
733
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,316
Don't play me, nigga. I will end you.
734
00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:30,656
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF...
735
00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,055
...but not really a MILF.
736
00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,557
Nigga, you getting old bitches
737
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,059
from the resting home?
738
00:27:36,061 --> 00:27:37,828
Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?
739
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,797
You fuckin' with Gladys Knight, nigga?
740
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,566
Do you got kneepads under
them slacks, Slurpee?
741
00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:46,472
- What?
- Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.
742
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,739
How do you do?
743
00:27:49,741 --> 00:27:52,141
Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?
744
00:27:52,143 --> 00:27:54,076
Your nephew is nasty.
745
00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:55,746
He a nasty nigga.
746
00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:57,313
Oh, yeah, your bloodline is nasty.
747
00:27:57,315 --> 00:27:59,082
Okay, all right, okay,
all right. I'm sorry.
748
00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:00,684
- She-she off her meds today.
- He do people wrong.
749
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,351
- Forgive her.
- You're going to hell!
750
00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,920
You so nasty!
751
00:28:03,922 --> 00:28:07,256
In that ugly, tight-ass suit!
752
00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,826
- It's ugly!
- It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.
753
00:28:09,828 --> 00:28:11,794
- (chuckles nervously)
- And that is a lovely blouse
754
00:28:11,796 --> 00:28:13,429
- you have on.
- Why, thank you.
755
00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:17,167
And as for you, Stewart...
756
00:28:17,169 --> 00:28:19,937
I am very disappointed in you... very.
757
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:22,038
You guys have a lovely afternoon.
758
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,540
Thank you for your time.
759
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,609
Thank you. You have a good day, too.
760
00:28:25,611 --> 00:28:29,446
(Dina continues shouting, growling)
761
00:28:29,448 --> 00:28:30,880
- What the hell happened?
- SASHA: Breathe, just breathe.
762
00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:32,783
- Just calm down.
- I was gone for three minutes.
763
00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:35,052
- This shit took one.
- What? Th-The...
764
00:28:35,054 --> 00:28:36,519
Hockey players don't even fight that fast.
765
00:28:36,521 --> 00:28:37,720
Ma'am, I need you to leave
766
00:28:37,722 --> 00:28:38,721
- the premises immediately.
- Oh!
767
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,457
Hello, sir.
768
00:28:40,459 --> 00:28:43,293
Uh, Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker,
769
00:28:43,295 --> 00:28:44,828
and author of You Can Have It All.
770
00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:46,129
I am sorry.
771
00:28:46,131 --> 00:28:47,698
I'd like to apologize for my friends,
772
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,699
but I can assure you that
everything is fine now.
773
00:28:49,701 --> 00:28:52,369
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of Château Mardaux.
774
00:28:52,371 --> 00:28:54,571
Oh, don't be speaking
French to me, motherfucker!
775
00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:56,073
- (all clamoring)
- Dina,
776
00:28:56,075 --> 00:28:57,207
you're lucky my aunt is hard of hearing.
777
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,307
And you lucky TSA took that
778
00:28:58,309 --> 00:28:59,743
straight edge away from me.
779
00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,210
- Okay, okay, okay, all right.
- Mr. Pierce,
780
00:29:01,212 --> 00:29:03,045
we're in the process of
removing her right now.
781
00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:04,547
- Thank you. - Dina.
- Oh, wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.
782
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,816
- Wait. Really, that is not necessary.
- Dina, calm down.
783
00:29:06,818 --> 00:29:10,219
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.
784
00:29:10,221 --> 00:29:12,054
I mean, this is just the
way we greet each other.
785
00:29:12,056 --> 00:29:14,424
Ms. Pierce, I'm sorry,
786
00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:17,361
but that's not the way we do things here.
787
00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:19,428
Okay. Understood.
788
00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:21,700
But we are not pressing charges, okay?
789
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:25,334
Isn't that right, Stew?
790
00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,336
Well... no.
791
00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:28,938
But if that's the hotel's policy,
792
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,540
- then I understand.
- No!
793
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,508
- What? You know what, you're ridiculous.
- Eat a dick.
794
00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:34,511
- I mean that as a sister to a brother.
- You know what?
795
00:29:34,513 --> 00:29:36,178
- You need to stop.
- You know what, it's cool. I'm-a leave.
796
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:37,747
- Okay, we're leaving. We're gonna leave.
- I'm-a leave.
797
00:29:37,749 --> 00:29:39,216
- Just give me a second.
- It's all gonna be good.
798
00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,950
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
799
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:42,953
Okay, you know what, Dina, get over here.
800
00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:44,287
DINA: Milk Dud head mother...
801
00:29:44,289 --> 00:29:46,422
You look like a ugly, dirty Mr. Clean!
802
00:29:46,424 --> 00:29:47,690
Your girl needs a leash.
803
00:29:47,692 --> 00:29:49,626
DINA: Swipe-ass bastard!
804
00:29:49,628 --> 00:29:51,428
Your room. Now.
805
00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:53,397
I don't want to go to my room.
806
00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:55,064
That place is nasty.
807
00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:56,399
It's haunted.
808
00:29:56,401 --> 00:29:58,368
I was there last year... swear to God,
809
00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,636
was up in there last year...
810
00:29:59,638 --> 00:30:01,438
a ghost tried to fuck me.
811
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,306
You ever been fucked by a ghost?
812
00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:05,108
RYAN: Are you kidding me?
813
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:07,476
You said you ended this shit
and now there's a picture?
814
00:30:07,478 --> 00:30:09,446
Are you not understanding?
815
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,380
And on top of it, the bitch is here.
816
00:30:11,382 --> 00:30:12,983
I didn't invite her.
817
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:14,484
Well, neither the fuck did I.
818
00:30:14,486 --> 00:30:16,652
You need to call her and you need to send
819
00:30:16,654 --> 00:30:19,389
that genetically enhanced ass home!
820
00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:21,490
Come on, babe. How am
I supposed to do that?
821
00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:23,659
The same way you tell
her to come get some dick.
822
00:30:23,661 --> 00:30:25,294
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
823
00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:27,563
smoke signals... whatever you do,
824
00:30:27,565 --> 00:30:28,934
I don't give a shit.
825
00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,905
You know what? (scoffs) Whatever.
826
00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:36,573
I'm not doing this.
827
00:30:36,575 --> 00:30:39,008
This is stupid.
828
00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:40,509
This isn't a marriage,
829
00:30:40,511 --> 00:30:43,612
but we agreed to at least be a partnership,
830
00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:45,681
and you can't hold up
your end of the bargain,
831
00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:47,016
let alone your pants.
832
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,419
This is against everything
833
00:30:49,421 --> 00:30:51,487
I tell my readers, my followers,
834
00:30:51,489 --> 00:30:52,989
and yet I'm putting up with it?
835
00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:54,457
- No.
- Ry, Ry...
836
00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:56,126
I'm sorry.
837
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:58,261
- You're always sorry.
- I-I know, but look at...
838
00:30:58,263 --> 00:30:59,830
I won't do it again.
839
00:30:59,832 --> 00:31:01,998
You always ain't gonna do it again.
840
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,265
Baby, I mean it this time.
841
00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:05,034
- (sighs)
- Okay?
842
00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:06,769
Real talk.
843
00:31:06,771 --> 00:31:08,505
Ryan, baby, listen.
844
00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,006
You're right.
845
00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,309
You don't deserve this.
846
00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:15,544
But our brand is who we are.
847
00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:18,648
It's... it's who you are.
848
00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,950
Giving all that up because I was sloppy
849
00:31:20,952 --> 00:31:22,351
isn't worth all that you have worked
850
00:31:22,353 --> 00:31:24,487
very hard to accomplish.
851
00:31:24,489 --> 00:31:27,457
Why would we give it up?
852
00:31:27,459 --> 00:31:29,458
And for what?
853
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,328
Huh?
854
00:31:31,330 --> 00:31:32,728
To watch it all crumble?
855
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:36,166
To be alone?
856
00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,668
Ryan, baby, I'm not going anywhere.
857
00:31:38,670 --> 00:31:40,236
You know that.
858
00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:42,240
I don't give a damn about her.
859
00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,076
Let's just do our dance
860
00:31:47,078 --> 00:31:49,678
and handle our business.
861
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,085
Be that couple who has it all.
862
00:31:56,354 --> 00:31:58,854
No more slipups.
863
00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:00,756
Stick to the plan
864
00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:02,993
and get that ho under control.
865
00:32:02,995 --> 00:32:04,428
And we close this deal.
866
00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:05,896
Done.
867
00:32:05,898 --> 00:32:09,168
Some of us have to find a place to stay.
868
00:32:12,237 --> 00:32:13,703
(door opens)
869
00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,772
- Damn.
- (door closes)
870
00:32:15,774 --> 00:32:17,407
You okay?
871
00:32:17,409 --> 00:32:18,874
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
872
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:20,576
So where we at?
873
00:32:20,578 --> 00:32:24,214
I called... all the four or
five-star hotels are booked.
874
00:32:24,216 --> 00:32:27,417
You know what? Whatever.
Who needs a fancy suite?
875
00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,252
I mean, come on.
876
00:32:29,254 --> 00:32:31,623
Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.
877
00:32:37,462 --> 00:32:38,961
I get the feeling there's definitely been
878
00:32:38,963 --> 00:32:41,531
a few chalk outlines on this floor.
879
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:42,899
Oh, yeah, somebody
880
00:32:42,901 --> 00:32:45,101
was definitely murdered in this room.
881
00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:48,438
This smells like the body is still in here.
882
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,776
Ugh.
883
00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:55,245
The fuck? No mini-bar?
884
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:57,413
I feel like that one
star was hella generous.
885
00:32:57,415 --> 00:32:58,915
Bitch, you the reason we here.
886
00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:01,951
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.
887
00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:04,653
Classic Sasha. Can't never let shit go.
888
00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,555
- It just happened. Why would I let it go?
- What do you mean
889
00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:08,291
- it just happened? It's in the past.
- Come on. - We told you...
890
00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:09,825
- Please, that was in the past.
- Hey... - In the past?!
891
00:33:09,827 --> 00:33:11,428
- Yes, it's in the past.
- This is your fault. - Hey, hey,
892
00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,963
- stop arguing!
- (knocking)
893
00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:14,797
- Stop it...
- LISA: Don't argue!
894
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,434
- Don't argue. - DINA: Let it go!
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
895
00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:19,169
- I think I got scabies.
- DINA: What?
896
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,170
- I'm itchy.
- Y'all expecting somebody?
897
00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,642
- (knocking
continuing) - Uh-uh.
898
00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:27,279
Fucking foggy peephole.
899
00:33:28,479 --> 00:33:29,748
(deep voice): Who is it?!
900
00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:37,086
- Oh, oh!
- Rochelle here?
901
00:33:37,088 --> 00:33:38,088
Oh!
902
00:33:38,090 --> 00:33:39,523
Uh, no, sir, I am sorry,
903
00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:40,857
you have the wrong room.
904
00:33:40,859 --> 00:33:42,359
- Please leave.
- This is where
905
00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:43,994
I meet Rochelle every night.
906
00:33:43,996 --> 00:33:45,461
Hey, Rochelle ain't here, homeboy.
907
00:33:45,463 --> 00:33:46,630
You need to get on.
908
00:33:46,632 --> 00:33:48,364
It don't have to be Rochelle.
909
00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:50,467
I'll take one of you.
910
00:33:50,469 --> 00:33:52,802
You mean to tell me we staying at a motel
911
00:33:52,804 --> 00:33:54,970
where five-dollar hos do they business?
912
00:33:54,972 --> 00:33:58,007
Five dollars? Shit, I
get two dollars change.
913
00:33:58,009 --> 00:33:59,476
Ooh!
914
00:33:59,478 --> 00:34:01,277
Lisa, you game?
915
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:04,281
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.
916
00:34:04,283 --> 00:34:05,448
Bust that thing open.
917
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:06,716
- (laughs)
- Not if she wearing that.
918
00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:09,051
- What?
- I told you that outfit was
919
00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,154
ugly as hell. He don't even want to fuck.
920
00:34:11,156 --> 00:34:13,156
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable
921
00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,058
doesn't mean that you have to be rude.
922
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,393
- (kisses)
- Aah!
923
00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:18,127
- Aah! - Oh! Oh!
- Get out of here!
924
00:34:18,129 --> 00:34:19,328
- Aah!
- Get out of here!
925
00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:20,830
Get out!
926
00:34:20,832 --> 00:34:22,565
- SASHA: Shoot.
- What's wrong with him?
927
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,033
Close this.
928
00:34:24,035 --> 00:34:25,301
- You don't want some of this?
- Aah!
929
00:34:25,303 --> 00:34:26,335
(all screaming)
930
00:34:26,337 --> 00:34:27,737
Aah! What is that?
931
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:29,071
You don't want some of this?
932
00:34:29,073 --> 00:34:31,641
- (screaming)
- (laughing)
933
00:34:31,643 --> 00:34:33,676
- Aah!
- MAN: Oh, oh!
934
00:34:33,678 --> 00:34:36,245
- Shit.
- (screaming continuing)
935
00:34:36,247 --> 00:34:37,580
You are disgusting!
936
00:34:37,582 --> 00:34:39,516
(laughs)
937
00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:42,384
Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle.
938
00:34:42,386 --> 00:34:44,754
- (Dina laughing)
- Y'all are gonna give me a...
939
00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:45,821
heart attack.
940
00:34:45,823 --> 00:34:47,424
(laughing)
941
00:34:47,426 --> 00:34:50,759
RYAN: Okay. Okay.
942
00:34:50,761 --> 00:34:52,995
I don't find this funny at all.
943
00:34:52,997 --> 00:34:54,730
(Ryan, Sasha and Dina laugh)
944
00:34:54,732 --> 00:34:57,199
(laughter, dog barking)
945
00:34:57,201 --> 00:34:58,601
(music plays quietly)
946
00:34:58,603 --> 00:35:00,569
Yes, girl, you're giving me life!
947
00:35:00,571 --> 00:35:02,071
Oh, hold up, Sash.
948
00:35:02,073 --> 00:35:04,440
Your tag is hanging
out. Let me pull it out.
949
00:35:04,442 --> 00:35:06,042
Oh, no, no, no, don't pull it.
950
00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:07,509
Um, just tuck it in for me.
951
00:35:07,511 --> 00:35:08,877
All right. Okay.
952
00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,413
I made a deal with the designer.
953
00:35:10,415 --> 00:35:12,515
I'm gonna, you know,
Instagram it this weekend.
954
00:35:12,517 --> 00:35:14,216
Some tastemaker shit.
955
00:35:14,218 --> 00:35:16,219
Lis, hurry up!
956
00:35:16,221 --> 00:35:19,188
Okay, P. Diddy is not gonna
be waiting for me all night.
957
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,957
He's a busy man.
958
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:23,225
All right, I'm almost ready.
959
00:35:23,227 --> 00:35:25,094
("Mexican Hat Dance" playing)
960
00:35:25,096 --> 00:35:27,033
What the fuck is that?
961
00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:30,266
(laughing)
962
00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:32,636
Wait a minute. Hold on. You...
963
00:35:32,638 --> 00:35:35,272
You got to be kidding me!
964
00:35:35,274 --> 00:35:36,705
I really like this outfit.
965
00:35:36,707 --> 00:35:39,808
I mean, this is hand-stitched embroidery
966
00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:41,111
from an indigenous tribe
967
00:35:41,113 --> 00:35:43,312
in Guatemala that's almost extinct.
968
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:45,748
So they not fucking in Guatemala?
969
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,650
- Mm.
- You know what?
970
00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:50,085
Intelligent men of academia
971
00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:52,788
- are gonna really appreciate this outfit.
- Huh.
972
00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:55,225
All right, listen, you look beautiful.
973
00:35:55,227 --> 00:35:57,997
- Thank you.
- Now take it off and put this on.
974
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:01,163
What...?
975
00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:04,567
This dress is a mosquito net.
976
00:36:04,569 --> 00:36:07,069
Then maybe you'll catch something in it.
977
00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:09,172
- DINA: Yeah, a man.
- SASHA: Lisa, you look
978
00:36:09,174 --> 00:36:11,674
- like somebody's Puerto Rican grandmother.
- See?
979
00:36:11,676 --> 00:36:13,143
Now, men'll fuck almost anything,
980
00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:14,680
but not you... in that outfit.
981
00:36:17,415 --> 00:36:19,748
Don't even. I already know.
982
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,451
Tighten that up.
983
00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:24,453
Don't be taking all day back there, either,
984
00:36:24,455 --> 00:36:26,188
making tamales and shit.
985
00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:28,123
♪ Ah, yeah... ♪
986
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,592
- (applause and cheering)
- MAN: New Orleans!
987
00:36:30,594 --> 00:36:37,433
Make some noise for New... Edition!
988
00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:38,467
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
989
00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,270
♪ I don't love her ♪
990
00:36:40,272 --> 00:36:43,473
♪ I tried to tell myself ♪
991
00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:47,145
♪ But you can see it in my eyes ♪
992
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,879
♪ So don't deny ♪
993
00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:51,480
♪ I can't fool no one else ♪
994
00:36:51,482 --> 00:36:52,982
Oh, my God!
995
00:36:52,984 --> 00:36:55,051
♪ The truth is in the tears I cry ♪
996
00:36:55,053 --> 00:36:57,386
Sing yourself, y'all.
997
00:36:57,388 --> 00:37:01,024
♪ 'Cause if it isn't love,
why do I feel this way? ♪
998
00:37:01,026 --> 00:37:05,328
♪ Why does she stay on my mind? ♪
999
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,862
- Ooh.
- That's right, y'all.
1000
00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:08,531
♪ If it isn't love ♪
1001
00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:10,366
♪ Why does it hurt so bad? ♪
1002
00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:12,167
- (indistinct chatter)
- Oh, oh.
1003
00:37:12,169 --> 00:37:14,506
- ♪ Make me feel so sad inside? ♪
- Oh, my God.
1004
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,641
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪
- ♪ If it isn't love ♪
1005
00:37:18,643 --> 00:37:20,009
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
1006
00:37:20,011 --> 00:37:21,544
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- I have four.
1007
00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:25,214
- ♪ Ah, yeah, ah, y-yeah... ♪
- Come on. - Yeah!
1008
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,251
- DINA: Party in the VIP!
- (laughing)
1009
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,853
ALL: Hey!
1010
00:37:29,855 --> 00:37:33,922
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot VIP spot!
1011
00:37:33,924 --> 00:37:35,357
Oh, come on, y'all.
1012
00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:38,161
Wait, wait. Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.
1013
00:37:38,163 --> 00:37:39,895
Where is the water? Excuse me, miss?
1014
00:37:39,897 --> 00:37:42,265
- Lisa? Lisa?!
- Yes.
1015
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:45,368
Okay, this weekend, we gonna
need a little less Mom Lisa,
1016
00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:47,404
and a little more Freaknik Lisa.
1017
00:37:47,406 --> 00:37:49,839
- Mm.
- Mm.
1018
00:37:49,841 --> 00:37:51,841
Like Howard Homecoming Lisa.
1019
00:37:51,843 --> 00:37:53,442
DINA: Ooh!
1020
00:37:53,444 --> 00:37:56,279
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, Bayou Classic Lisa.
1021
00:37:56,281 --> 00:37:59,047
- Aah! - SASHA: Ooh!
- DINA: That Lisa.
1022
00:37:59,049 --> 00:38:01,183
Like NBA All-Star Weekend Lisa.
1023
00:38:01,185 --> 00:38:03,386
- DINA: Ooh.
- SASHA: That shut it down. Come on now.
1024
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,187
You're a fierce sexual goddess.
1025
00:38:05,189 --> 00:38:07,223
I'm a bad bitch goddess.
1026
00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:08,625
Oh, yes!
1027
00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:10,426
Now go out there and slay.
1028
00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:12,094
- RYAN: That's it.
- Let's do this.
1029
00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,696
She ready.
1030
00:38:13,698 --> 00:38:16,565
So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,
1031
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,067
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?
1032
00:38:19,069 --> 00:38:20,469
(man coughs)
1033
00:38:20,471 --> 00:38:22,272
LISA: Are you gay? Straight?
1034
00:38:22,274 --> 00:38:23,973
'Cause with the pocket squares and...
1035
00:38:23,975 --> 00:38:26,542
I'm not feeling confident about this.
1036
00:38:26,544 --> 00:38:27,944
So you're not lactose intolerant?
1037
00:38:27,946 --> 00:38:29,946
You give me the smallest bit
1038
00:38:29,948 --> 00:38:32,281
of ice cream, and I'm
taking off like a rocket.
1039
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,817
It's just a... (blows raspberry)
1040
00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:35,551
Damn, she rusty.
1041
00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:37,053
I have both my kids, right?
1042
00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:39,054
And I kept their placenta.
1043
00:38:39,056 --> 00:38:40,723
And you know what I do every morning
1044
00:38:40,725 --> 00:38:42,458
when I make my morning shake?
1045
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:45,395
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside.
1046
00:38:45,397 --> 00:38:47,996
- Ugh!
- Grind it up, throw it back.
1047
00:38:47,998 --> 00:38:51,500
I'm telling you, I'm gonna
live till I'm a hundred.
1048
00:38:51,502 --> 00:38:53,502
- I can't watch it.
- She gonna have to Uber.
1049
00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:55,404
- I tried, but I can't.
- She ain't riding with us.
1050
00:38:55,406 --> 00:38:58,408
- Okay.
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1051
00:38:58,410 --> 00:39:00,143
Everybody.
1052
00:39:00,145 --> 00:39:02,679
♪ It happened the moment ♪
1053
00:39:02,681 --> 00:39:04,614
(cheering)
1054
00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:08,350
♪ When you were revealed... ♪
1055
00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:10,118
Oh, Lisa, Lisa.
1056
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,422
- Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
- Sasha Franklin.
1057
00:39:13,424 --> 00:39:15,658
Of Sasha's Secrets.
1058
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:21,431
Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even
1059
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:24,167
- be in the same...
- So, so, come,
1060
00:39:24,169 --> 00:39:27,837
missy, and let me holler
at you for a minute.
1061
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:30,440
Okay.
1062
00:39:30,442 --> 00:39:32,975
Do you know who I am?
1063
00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:35,178
Yeah. I just said...
1064
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,714
- I just said...
- 'Cause either you don't know,
1065
00:39:37,716 --> 00:39:40,183
or some strange affliction has altered
1066
00:39:40,185 --> 00:39:43,018
the molecular structure of your brain.
1067
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,855
If you think that you can trash
1068
00:39:45,857 --> 00:39:47,723
- my name and reputation just to make...
- (phone chimes)
1069
00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,192
...a name for yourself, missy,
1070
00:39:49,194 --> 00:39:51,560
that is not gonna turn out well for you.
1071
00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:53,129
N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger.
1072
00:39:53,131 --> 00:39:55,031
I thought you looked great in that thong.
1073
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,500
Liar!
1074
00:39:57,502 --> 00:39:59,301
Try me again,
1075
00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:02,672
and I promise you
1076
00:40:02,674 --> 00:40:06,576
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,
1077
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:10,045
a fight for survival, and I will win.
1078
00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:13,850
Have I made myself clear?
1079
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,250
Clear?!
1080
00:40:15,252 --> 00:40:17,487
Clear.
1081
00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:19,688
Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved. (laughs)
1082
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:23,225
Blessings to you, and you
enjoy the rest of your evening.
1083
00:40:23,227 --> 00:40:24,893
(Vanzant laughs)
1084
00:40:24,895 --> 00:40:27,163
Shoot. Yes, tell me it recorded.
1085
00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:29,232
Please tell me I've got that on video.
1086
00:40:29,234 --> 00:40:31,167
Come on, please.
1087
00:40:31,169 --> 00:40:33,036
Damn it!
1088
00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:34,437
Damn it, Sasha.
1089
00:40:34,439 --> 00:40:36,071
That was your car and your mortgage.
1090
00:40:36,073 --> 00:40:40,042
- Hey, uh, Sasha?
- Yeah.
1091
00:40:40,044 --> 00:40:42,545
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?
1092
00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,348
Well, what do you call what you're doing?
1093
00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:48,884
No. I'm just saying
that I don't want anyone
1094
00:40:48,886 --> 00:40:51,087
to feel uncomfortable thinking
that you're spying on them.
1095
00:40:51,089 --> 00:40:52,688
- That's all.
- Ryan, I don't spy on people.
1096
00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,290
Okay. I'm sorry.
1097
00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:57,225
I'm just saying that I'm
their guest, you're my guest.
1098
00:40:57,227 --> 00:41:00,462
Are you telling me to behave?
1099
00:41:00,464 --> 00:41:01,897
Is that what you telling me right now?
1100
00:41:01,899 --> 00:41:03,299
No. I'm just saying that
1101
00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:05,033
it would be more
appropriate and effective...
1102
00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,603
- Um, Sasha? Sasha?
- What is appropriate and effective?
1103
00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:08,203
These words you're using on me feel real...
1104
00:41:08,205 --> 00:41:10,640
I think you should come with
me to the bathroom, please.
1105
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,641
- Real quick. I got snaps and zippers and...
- (Ryan sighs)
1106
00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:14,444
- But she's...
- ...all kinds of things that I need help with.
1107
00:41:14,446 --> 00:41:16,045
Lisa, I know... Lisa,
I know what you're doing.
1108
00:41:16,047 --> 00:41:17,413
DINA (with English accent):
What part of England
1109
00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,114
are you from... Compton, England?
1110
00:41:19,116 --> 00:41:21,551
- Come on, Estelle. Darling, yes, look at us.
- No. No.
1111
00:41:21,553 --> 00:41:23,886
Two conquerors taking over the world.
1112
00:41:23,888 --> 00:41:26,489
Don't be a bugger! Pip, pip, cheerio.
1113
00:41:26,491 --> 00:41:27,957
- No.
- I'll tag you.
1114
00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,324
- Please don't.
- I'll be tagging you in this.
1115
00:41:29,326 --> 00:41:30,926
- Oh, please don't.
- What are you doing?
1116
00:41:30,928 --> 00:41:32,395
What? I'm taking fun
pictures with celebrities.
1117
00:41:32,397 --> 00:41:34,096
I'm talking to celebrities and everything.
1118
00:41:34,098 --> 00:41:35,665
(man clears throat)
1119
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,799
- Glad to see some things ain't changed.
- RYAN: Julian!
1120
00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:40,169
- Oh, my God!
- Look at you. You got muscles now.
1121
00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:42,105
Ah. What up, D?
1122
00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,906
DINA: What's up, boy?
1123
00:41:43,908 --> 00:41:46,109
- Look at you.
- Look, man, you got fine.
1124
00:41:46,111 --> 00:41:47,409
- (laughter)
- Ryan.
1125
00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:48,645
- It's good to see you.
- Wow.
1126
00:41:48,647 --> 00:41:49,846
I thought that was you.
1127
00:41:49,848 --> 00:41:52,315
I cannot believe I'm looking at half
1128
00:41:52,317 --> 00:41:53,850
of the Flossy Posse.
1129
00:41:53,852 --> 00:41:56,518
- Mm-hmm.
- And the other half is here, too.
1130
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,254
- No shit.
- (laughing): Yes.
1131
00:41:58,256 --> 00:42:01,123
- The whole entire FP crew is in the building?
- Mm-hmm.
1132
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,158
- Okay, it's official now.
- (laughter)
1133
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,661
Wow, so you playing this weekend?
1134
00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:07,129
Yeah, I'm actually sitting in with Ne-Yo
1135
00:42:07,131 --> 00:42:08,330
at the House of Blues on Saturday.
1136
00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:09,699
Ne-Yo? I
love Ne-Yo.
1137
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:12,034
Well, y'all should come through. Swing by.
1138
00:42:12,036 --> 00:42:13,301
I will put you on a list.
1139
00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:15,138
- It's nothing.
- Okay, we're there.
1140
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,471
- Good.
- DINA: Yeah, we there.
1141
00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:17,507
Mm.
1142
00:42:17,509 --> 00:42:19,344
Okay. (chuckles)
1143
00:42:20,879 --> 00:42:23,279
Uh, so what you drinking?
1144
00:42:23,281 --> 00:42:25,681
Sash, I just brought you in here, okay,
1145
00:42:25,683 --> 00:42:28,518
so that you can have a
little compassion for Ryan
1146
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,386
and everything that she's going through.
1147
00:42:30,388 --> 00:42:33,355
So, I'm asking you to please be nice.
1148
00:42:33,357 --> 00:42:34,723
I'm trying.
1149
00:42:34,725 --> 00:42:36,158
I mean, she is the one
1150
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,627
giving me grief about doing my job.
1151
00:42:38,629 --> 00:42:40,629
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras
1152
00:42:40,631 --> 00:42:42,130
and sit next to a football player
1153
00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:43,165
and make money off of him.
1154
00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,134
Ooh, now, Sasha,
1155
00:42:45,136 --> 00:42:46,736
that's not fair and you know it.
1156
00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,071
- You know you always do this.
- I always do what?
1157
00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:52,375
- Ryan can do no wrong in your eyes.
- (scoffs)
1158
00:42:52,377 --> 00:42:54,176
Even when she bailed on all of our plans
1159
00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,545
to start the first black
Huffington Post.
1160
00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:58,313
That was five years ago.
1161
00:42:58,315 --> 00:42:59,649
All right?
1162
00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:01,551
Can you just let it go?
1163
00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,819
Okay.
1164
00:43:03,821 --> 00:43:05,323
Sash.
1165
00:43:07,424 --> 00:43:08,893
Don't look at me with them eyes.
1166
00:43:11,196 --> 00:43:12,995
Okay.
1167
00:43:12,997 --> 00:43:14,897
All right.
1168
00:43:14,899 --> 00:43:16,833
- Thank you. I love you.
- Don't hug on me.
1169
00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,502
Hug on some of that man meat out there.
1170
00:43:19,504 --> 00:43:22,605
♪ I never knew a luh,
luh-luh, a love like this ♪
1171
00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:25,040
♪ Gotta be somethin'
for me to write this ♪
1172
00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:27,210
♪ Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute ♪
1173
00:43:27,212 --> 00:43:29,946
♪ Wrote this letter and
finally decide to send it ♪
1174
00:43:29,948 --> 00:43:31,413
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered
for us to grow together... ♪
1175
00:43:31,415 --> 00:43:32,448
LISA: Mom?
1176
00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:34,716
Can you hear me?
1177
00:43:34,718 --> 00:43:36,953
(groans) Dang it.
1178
00:43:36,955 --> 00:43:39,922
Reception is just awful.
1179
00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:42,357
Keep moving, come on.
1180
00:43:42,359 --> 00:43:43,926
Come on.
1181
00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:45,361
Hey.
1182
00:43:45,363 --> 00:43:48,130
- Pretty lady from Bourbon Street.
- Hey.
1183
00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:50,433
- Yeah, how...
- You know that doesn't work, right?
1184
00:43:50,435 --> 00:43:53,736
Oh, well, I mean... you
got to try, you know?
1185
00:43:53,738 --> 00:43:55,203
Just in case you get lucky.
1186
00:43:55,205 --> 00:43:56,739
I mean, not lucky.
1187
00:43:56,741 --> 00:43:59,074
You want to stand on my shoulders and try?
1188
00:43:59,076 --> 00:44:00,643
COMMON: Sing us out.
1189
00:44:00,645 --> 00:44:03,078
You know, for height.
1190
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,448
So, um, how many baby mamas you got?
1191
00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:06,649
Zero.
1192
00:44:06,651 --> 00:44:08,551
DINA: You got a wifey?
1193
00:44:08,553 --> 00:44:09,986
Nope.
1194
00:44:09,988 --> 00:44:11,286
You got a husband?
1195
00:44:11,288 --> 00:44:12,288
(laughs)
1196
00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:13,723
Don't even try to play.
1197
00:44:13,725 --> 00:44:15,324
- (laughter)
- Don't play me, all right?
1198
00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:16,792
Dina, Dina, come on, come on.
1199
00:44:16,794 --> 00:44:17,926
Now, Julian is a musician.
1200
00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:19,562
He play the bass.
1201
00:44:19,564 --> 00:44:21,429
What he gonna do with one
piece of pussy-coochie-twat?
1202
00:44:21,431 --> 00:44:24,132
(laughter)
1203
00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:26,768
There's a lot you can do with just one.
1204
00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:30,005
(Dina and Sasha howl)
1205
00:44:30,007 --> 00:44:31,274
Talk to me. Yes.
1206
00:44:31,276 --> 00:44:33,009
I got one you can do a lot with.
1207
00:44:33,011 --> 00:44:34,777
(laughs) Stop.
1208
00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:36,112
Dangerous. She's dangerous.
1209
00:44:36,114 --> 00:44:37,245
Close them... (laughs)
1210
00:44:37,247 --> 00:44:40,082
JULIAN: Man, you ain't joking.
1211
00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:41,417
Look.
1212
00:44:41,419 --> 00:44:42,784
Smash alert, two o'clock.
1213
00:44:42,786 --> 00:44:44,319
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
1214
00:44:44,321 --> 00:44:45,587
You got it? I got you.
1215
00:44:45,589 --> 00:44:46,955
- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.
1216
00:44:46,957 --> 00:44:48,324
Is that Lisa?
1217
00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,958
You got to keep twisting like this, right?
1218
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,993
- Because that-that helps with the reception.
- All right.
1219
00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:54,263
But just a minute ago
she was chasing him off.
1220
00:44:54,265 --> 00:44:56,299
Now she got her whole
taco in the dude's face.
1221
00:44:56,301 --> 00:44:59,301
Ma, can you hear me yet?
1222
00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:01,971
No, she still can't hear me, though.
1223
00:45:01,973 --> 00:45:03,172
And it's raw taco.
1224
00:45:03,174 --> 00:45:04,973
- She ain't got no panties on.
- (Dina laughs)
1225
00:45:04,975 --> 00:45:06,375
- DINA: Oh, it's a good thing we made her shave.
- Hell no, man.
1226
00:45:06,377 --> 00:45:07,877
Y'all still wild.
1227
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:10,179
- Yes, we are.
- Yeah, Lisa.
1228
00:45:10,181 --> 00:45:12,047
Oh, my God, that's Diddy, baby.
1229
00:45:12,049 --> 00:45:13,482
- Oh.
- (whoops)
1230
00:45:13,484 --> 00:45:15,217
How y'all feeling over here tonight?
1231
00:45:15,219 --> 00:45:17,719
Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?
1232
00:45:17,721 --> 00:45:19,323
JULIAN: Ladies, look what your man's got.
1233
00:45:21,359 --> 00:45:23,391
Hell nah, I'm about to
get pregnant tonight. Move.
1234
00:45:23,393 --> 00:45:24,527
DIDDY: Party people...
1235
00:45:24,529 --> 00:45:26,062
You have created a monster.
1236
00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,797
It's a really good vibe. Come on.
1237
00:45:27,799 --> 00:45:29,699
Oh!
1238
00:45:29,701 --> 00:45:31,667
♪ Yo, what you know about goin' out? ♪
1239
00:45:31,669 --> 00:45:32,801
♪ Head west, red Lex ♪
1240
00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:33,969
♪ TV's all up in the headrest ♪
1241
00:45:33,971 --> 00:45:35,538
♪ Try and live it up ♪
1242
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:37,373
- ♪ Ride true, a bigger truck ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1243
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,475
♪ Piece all glittered up,
stick-up kid, nigga, what? ♪
1244
00:45:39,477 --> 00:45:41,509
♪ To every state, come
on, bury the hate ♪
1245
00:45:41,511 --> 00:45:43,913
♪ Millions the only thing
we in a hurry to make ♪
1246
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,348
♪ Whether friend or
ex-friend in a Lex or a Benz ♪
1247
00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:47,350
♪ Let's begin, bring
this BS to an end... ♪
1248
00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,917
Sing the song. Come on, come on.
1249
00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,853
FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ Bad,
bad, bad, bad boy... ♪
1250
00:45:50,855 --> 00:45:52,087
Chorus, sing the song.
1251
00:45:52,089 --> 00:45:53,723
CHORUS: ♪ You make me feel so good ♪
1252
00:45:53,725 --> 00:45:55,257
♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪
1253
00:45:55,259 --> 00:45:57,525
- ♪ You know you make me feel so good. ♪
- Come on.
1254
00:45:57,527 --> 00:46:01,096
Hey, hey, sing the song with me, y'all!
1255
00:46:01,098 --> 00:46:02,899
♪ I never knew ♪
1256
00:46:02,901 --> 00:46:06,768
- ♪ There was a love like this before ♪
- (screaming)
1257
00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:09,906
♪ A love like this before ♪
1258
00:46:09,908 --> 00:46:12,107
- ♪ Love, love ♪
- ♪ Never had someone ♪
1259
00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:14,009
- ♪ To show me a love ♪
- No. - (screaming)
1260
00:46:14,011 --> 00:46:16,511
LISA: Dina, put your shirt on!
1261
00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:19,415
♪ A love like this before ♪
1262
00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:24,353
♪ Now that we have come to be... ♪
1263
00:46:24,355 --> 00:46:26,355
- Ooh!
- (shouts)
1264
00:46:26,357 --> 00:46:29,792
Girl, your booty's showing. Wait, hold on.
1265
00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:32,094
♪ Never thought you'd
be a special part of me ♪
1266
00:46:32,096 --> 00:46:34,696
- SASHA: Get up there.
- (squealing)
1267
00:46:34,698 --> 00:46:36,531
♪ My baby ♪
1268
00:46:36,533 --> 00:46:39,067
SASHA: Hell yeah, Dina!
1269
00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:41,404
You go and get that ass!
1270
00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:42,605
- That shit works!
- Yes, do it!
1271
00:46:42,607 --> 00:46:45,141
♪ I can go on ♪
1272
00:46:45,143 --> 00:46:46,408
I see you, baby.
1273
00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:49,145
DIDDY: Make some noise.
1274
00:46:49,147 --> 00:46:53,248
- (cheering)
- ♪ I can't even take my mind off loving you ♪
1275
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,085
♪ I never knew there was... ♪
1276
00:46:56,087 --> 00:46:58,087
Oh, my God!
1277
00:46:58,089 --> 00:46:59,721
♪ A love like this before. ♪
1278
00:46:59,723 --> 00:47:00,922
FAITH EVANS: I love y'all.
1279
00:47:00,924 --> 00:47:02,290
Thank you, New Orleans.
1280
00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:05,127
Turn up, turn up, turn up.
1281
00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:07,295
- Oh.
- What we doing after this, y'all?
1282
00:47:07,297 --> 00:47:09,598
My frat's having a party
at Xavier, up the road.
1283
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up
here. How-how old are you?
1284
00:47:12,636 --> 00:47:14,437
- 21.
- We are not going to any college frat party.
1285
00:47:14,439 --> 00:47:15,737
- 21?!
- What?
1286
00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:17,172
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, wait.
1287
00:47:17,174 --> 00:47:18,908
Maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out
1288
00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:21,444
'cause you know once a man lays his eyes
1289
00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:24,946
on these Biggie Smalls up on my
chest, it burns in their brain.
1290
00:47:24,948 --> 00:47:26,348
It burns right in their brain.
1291
00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:27,650
- Come on, for real.
- It burned in mine.
1292
00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:29,284
What y'all getting into? I
know y'all doing something.
1293
00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:31,152
Uh, wait, wait. Come on, y'all.
1294
00:47:31,154 --> 00:47:33,755
I still have to work tomorrow.
I really should get to bed.
1295
00:47:33,757 --> 00:47:35,757
- Oh, it ain't even midnight yet.
- Come on. - Boo.
1296
00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:37,460
Come on, guys, listen.
1297
00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:40,328
I just watched my best
friend grind on Diddy.
1298
00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:42,163
What could possibly top that?
1299
00:47:42,165 --> 00:47:43,466
(grunts)
1300
00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:46,502
Let's do this shit, bitches!
1301
00:47:46,504 --> 00:47:48,471
Flossy Posse is in effect!
1302
00:47:48,473 --> 00:47:49,672
- (laughs)
- MAN: Yeah!
1303
00:47:49,674 --> 00:47:51,306
RYAN: Here I go!
1304
00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:53,277
Oh, shit! (screaming)
1305
00:47:58,448 --> 00:48:00,882
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1306
00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:02,951
That was amazing!
1307
00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:04,819
Guess she caught her second wind.
1308
00:48:04,821 --> 00:48:06,288
RYAN: Sasha!
1309
00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:09,458
Come on! You have to try it! It's amazing!
1310
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:11,493
Fuck it.
1311
00:48:11,495 --> 00:48:13,495
I'm white-boy wasted anyway.
1312
00:48:13,497 --> 00:48:15,063
- Come on!
- (Julian laughs)
1313
00:48:15,065 --> 00:48:18,333
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
1314
00:48:18,335 --> 00:48:19,502
Oh, shit!
1315
00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:20,636
Oh, my God!
1316
00:48:20,638 --> 00:48:22,337
Oh, shit! Catch me.
1317
00:48:22,339 --> 00:48:25,574
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, don't let me go.
1318
00:48:25,576 --> 00:48:27,143
- (laughing): Don't let me go.
- Oh!
1319
00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:29,511
- Don't let me go!
- RYAN: You did it!
1320
00:48:29,513 --> 00:48:30,846
Sasha!
1321
00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:32,982
- That was crazy.
- (Ryan whoops)
1322
00:48:32,984 --> 00:48:34,917
- Come on, Lis. Come on, Lis.
- Come on, it's time. Let's go.
1323
00:48:34,919 --> 00:48:36,317
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not a good idea.
1324
00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:37,652
I have to pee.
1325
00:48:37,654 --> 00:48:39,087
Look, the line is shorter over there.
1326
00:48:39,089 --> 00:48:40,890
There's a long line in the bathroom here.
1327
00:48:40,892 --> 00:48:42,058
Just go for it.
1328
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,359
- You can do it!
- It's fun!
1329
00:48:43,361 --> 00:48:45,094
All right. All right, all right.
1330
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,594
All right.
1331
00:48:46,596 --> 00:48:48,531
ALL (chanting): Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
1332
00:48:48,533 --> 00:48:49,765
Peter Pan that shit!
1333
00:48:49,767 --> 00:48:51,833
Lisa! Lisa!
1334
00:48:51,835 --> 00:48:54,402
(screaming)
1335
00:48:54,404 --> 00:48:55,870
Lisa! Lisa!
1336
00:48:55,872 --> 00:48:58,040
(screaming)
1337
00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,542
(crowd murmuring)
1338
00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:01,544
Oh, shit.
1339
00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:03,612
LISA: What?
1340
00:49:03,614 --> 00:49:04,746
- What?
- What happened?
1341
00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:06,348
Why did I stop?!
1342
00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:08,116
What? Why isn't it moving?
1343
00:49:08,118 --> 00:49:10,018
- Wait, what's going on?
- LISA: Why did it stop?
1344
00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,053
Hello!
1345
00:49:11,055 --> 00:49:12,420
What's wrong?
1346
00:49:12,422 --> 00:49:14,422
(cries)
1347
00:49:14,424 --> 00:49:15,958
- Don't worry about it.
- They gon', they gon' fix it.
1348
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,292
- Just-just hold tight. Hold on, Lisa.
- Yeah, I see it.
1349
00:49:17,294 --> 00:49:19,527
This is not the time, I'm telling you!
1350
00:49:19,529 --> 00:49:21,029
RYAN: You got it!
1351
00:49:21,031 --> 00:49:22,531
Squeeze that!
1352
00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:24,199
- Oh, God.
- MAN: It hit a snag.
1353
00:49:24,201 --> 00:49:25,567
- It's right there. Got it?
- Baby Jesus. Oh, Je-Jesus.
1354
00:49:25,569 --> 00:49:27,603
Please, don't make me pee on anybody.
1355
00:49:27,605 --> 00:49:30,573
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!
1356
00:49:30,575 --> 00:49:33,141
Please don't do it! (screams)
1357
00:49:33,143 --> 00:49:34,643
(crowd screaming)
1358
00:49:34,645 --> 00:49:35,947
Oh!
1359
00:49:37,915 --> 00:49:39,217
(crying)
1360
00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:43,284
- Damn.
- How much did she drink?
1361
00:49:43,286 --> 00:49:46,754
Why have you forsaken me, Baby Jesus?
1362
00:49:46,756 --> 00:49:49,792
Your BFF is on her way.
1363
00:49:49,794 --> 00:49:51,594
LISA: So sorry. I really tried to hold it.
1364
00:49:51,596 --> 00:49:54,230
(shouting)
1365
00:49:54,232 --> 00:49:55,830
(Lisa screaming)
1366
00:49:55,832 --> 00:49:57,266
Don't worry, girl. I got you.
1367
00:49:57,268 --> 00:49:58,303
(screaming)
1368
00:49:59,603 --> 00:50:00,636
Yeah!
1369
00:50:00,638 --> 00:50:02,937
I didn't know you was into golden showers.
1370
00:50:02,939 --> 00:50:04,440
Girl, that's my jam.
1371
00:50:04,442 --> 00:50:05,641
Watch this.
1372
00:50:05,643 --> 00:50:07,810
- (whoops)
- (crowd screaming)
1373
00:50:07,812 --> 00:50:09,848
What the fuck?
1374
00:50:12,315 --> 00:50:13,582
- Oh, come on!
- Oh!
1375
00:50:13,584 --> 00:50:14,984
(groaning)
1376
00:50:14,986 --> 00:50:16,688
- Oh, man.
- (laughs)
1377
00:50:18,422 --> 00:50:20,489
What are you doing?
1378
00:50:20,491 --> 00:50:23,458
Y'all didn't even have
to take me to Red Lobster.
1379
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:24,759
- (groans)
- (laughs)
1380
00:50:24,761 --> 00:50:28,129
(whoops)
1381
00:50:28,131 --> 00:50:30,533
(laughs)
1382
00:50:30,535 --> 00:50:35,170
Hey, when I said let loose,
I didn't mean it literally.
1383
00:50:35,172 --> 00:50:36,839
(laughing): Ry, what?
1384
00:50:36,841 --> 00:50:38,306
- Did you see that?!
- Yeah.
1385
00:50:38,308 --> 00:50:40,141
- Everybody saw it.
- (laughs)
1386
00:50:40,143 --> 00:50:42,944
- Damn!
- Oh, I am so happy we ran into you.
1387
00:50:42,946 --> 00:50:46,281
I swear, I've not had
this much fun in so long.
1388
00:50:46,283 --> 00:50:48,683
You never had a problem with that before.
1389
00:50:48,685 --> 00:50:50,118
I miss that girl.
1390
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,654
You definitely brought her back tonight.
1391
00:50:51,656 --> 00:50:53,489
(both laugh)
1392
00:50:53,491 --> 00:50:56,357
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.
1393
00:50:56,359 --> 00:50:58,296
(laughs)
1394
00:51:02,299 --> 00:51:04,065
Uh...
1395
00:51:04,067 --> 00:51:06,868
maybe I should get you home.
1396
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:09,538
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?
1397
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:11,574
Tomorrow?
1398
00:51:11,576 --> 00:51:14,076
With your husband?
1399
00:51:14,078 --> 00:51:15,810
Yeah, that nigga.
1400
00:51:15,812 --> 00:51:18,413
(laughs) What?
1401
00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:21,250
What? No.
1402
00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:23,051
- You just...
- Yeah, no, no, right.
1403
00:51:23,053 --> 00:51:25,687
I should, um...
1404
00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:27,089
I should probably go.
1405
00:51:27,091 --> 00:51:29,757
Yeah. Uh, but where y'all staying?
1406
00:51:29,759 --> 00:51:31,527
I'll take you to your hotel.
1407
00:51:31,529 --> 00:51:32,995
Where you... at the W?
1408
00:51:32,997 --> 00:51:35,263
- Uh...
- The Roosevelt?
1409
00:51:35,265 --> 00:51:36,765
- (laughs)
- I got you.
1410
00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:38,766
Come on.
1411
00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,569
(groans) All right. It's all yours.
1412
00:51:41,571 --> 00:51:43,339
Are you sure?
1413
00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:45,708
There's no way in hell I'll let y'all
1414
00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,076
stay in that filthy dump.
1415
00:51:47,078 --> 00:51:49,210
I'm-a crash with the guys in the band.
1416
00:51:49,212 --> 00:51:50,946
Y'all get some sleep.
1417
00:51:50,948 --> 00:51:53,716
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
1418
00:51:53,718 --> 00:51:55,116
For everything.
1419
00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:56,421
No sweat.
1420
00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:01,290
You sure everything is good with you?
1421
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,460
Yes. Absolutely.
1422
00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:07,895
All right, then. (laughs)
1423
00:52:07,897 --> 00:52:10,031
- Okay.
- Night.
1424
00:52:10,033 --> 00:52:12,268
(door opens and closes)
1425
00:52:12,270 --> 00:52:14,605
- ♪ ♪
- (Lisa moans softly)
1426
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,045
LISA: Can I just touch it?
1427
00:52:23,047 --> 00:52:25,047
(whispers): You can touch it.
1428
00:52:25,049 --> 00:52:26,484
LISA (laughs): Ah...
1429
00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:30,419
Oh. (giggles)
1430
00:52:30,421 --> 00:52:32,221
You're shy.
1431
00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:35,391
You should move your arm.
1432
00:52:35,393 --> 00:52:37,091
(moans)
1433
00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,597
That's not my arm.
1434
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,500
Uh...
1435
00:52:45,502 --> 00:52:47,169
(shudders)
1436
00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:50,172
I just... I couldn't do it.
1437
00:52:50,174 --> 00:52:52,808
It was unbelievable. I'm telling you guys,
1438
00:52:52,810 --> 00:52:54,310
you had to see this thing.
1439
00:52:54,312 --> 00:52:56,277
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?
1440
00:52:56,279 --> 00:52:59,248
Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
1441
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:01,250
I'd have slung it over my shoulder.
1442
00:53:01,252 --> 00:53:03,351
- (others laughing)
- I... listen,
1443
00:53:03,353 --> 00:53:05,687
- I ain't never seen nothing like that.
- Wait. The good Lord
1444
00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:08,257
gives you all that meat,
and you just hand it back?
1445
00:53:08,259 --> 00:53:09,424
(sighs)
1446
00:53:09,426 --> 00:53:11,159
Is that because you a vegan?
1447
00:53:11,161 --> 00:53:13,094
No, Dina.
1448
00:53:13,096 --> 00:53:15,464
It's because I want to
keep my uterus intact.
1449
00:53:15,466 --> 00:53:18,167
- (groans)
- Girl, I'm gonna give you a lecture tomorrow.
1450
00:53:18,169 --> 00:53:19,634
But tonight I'm too tired.
1451
00:53:19,636 --> 00:53:23,172
I think my liver is broken.
1452
00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:25,274
Uh-uh. Y'all not going to sleep.
1453
00:53:25,276 --> 00:53:27,775
Come on. Come on, bring it.
1454
00:53:27,777 --> 00:53:29,178
Come on!
1455
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:30,545
- (groans)
- Get up!
1456
00:53:30,547 --> 00:53:32,614
- Mm-mm.
- RYAN: Oh, God.
1457
00:53:32,616 --> 00:53:34,518
(Lisa and Ryan chatting indistinctly)
1458
00:53:35,652 --> 00:53:37,288
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
1459
00:53:40,658 --> 00:53:42,324
What?
1460
00:53:42,326 --> 00:53:44,393
I'm not going to hell.
1461
00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,527
Jesus loves me, too.
1462
00:53:46,529 --> 00:53:48,866
Better recognize your blessings.
1463
00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:53,067
- She got a point.
- Yeah.
1464
00:53:53,069 --> 00:53:54,737
Okay.
1465
00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,205
Here we go.
1466
00:53:57,207 --> 00:54:00,241
Heavenly Father, we want to
thank you for this day of life,
1467
00:54:00,243 --> 00:54:03,145
and thank you for bringing
the Flossy Posse back together.
1468
00:54:03,147 --> 00:54:05,413
It's like you always listen to my prayers,
1469
00:54:05,415 --> 00:54:07,415
'cause I missed my girls so much.
1470
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,484
- Aw...
- And I can't wait
1471
00:54:09,486 --> 00:54:12,187
for us to have all the
most fun in the world!
1472
00:54:12,189 --> 00:54:15,357
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,
1473
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,493
just thinking about all the
good things we're gonna do...
1474
00:54:17,495 --> 00:54:19,596
- ♪ ♪
- (Dina's voice fading)
1475
00:54:31,341 --> 00:54:32,708
(groans)
1476
00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:34,612
Thank you.
1477
00:54:36,846 --> 00:54:39,580
Hey, are-are you even up for this?
1478
00:54:39,582 --> 00:54:41,616
Don't worry, I have been
pretending to be okay
1479
00:54:41,618 --> 00:54:44,252
for two years... I can do
it for a few more minutes.
1480
00:54:44,254 --> 00:54:45,888
Honey, honey... whoa!
1481
00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,056
Somebody got turnt. (chuckles)
1482
00:54:48,058 --> 00:54:49,958
It's okay. It's okay.
1483
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,094
Uh, yeah, yeah, so we'll, uh...
1484
00:54:52,096 --> 00:54:55,029
- Gonna get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
- Okay.
1485
00:54:55,031 --> 00:54:57,031
- Some water?
- Yeah, water, too.
1486
00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,699
- Yeah.
- LISA: Listen,
1487
00:54:58,701 --> 00:55:00,868
I've been out the game for a minute,
1488
00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:03,806
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here
1489
00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:05,406
to handle all that,
1490
00:55:05,408 --> 00:55:08,377
- but I'm not on that train.
- Come on, now, Lisa,
1491
00:55:08,379 --> 00:55:10,978
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.
1492
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,448
I know.
1493
00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:13,815
Just grapefruit him.
1494
00:55:13,817 --> 00:55:14,982
What?
1495
00:55:14,984 --> 00:55:17,254
Y'all ain't never grapefruited before?
1496
00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:20,321
No.
1497
00:55:20,323 --> 00:55:22,123
But I'm listening.
1498
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,891
What you want to do is,
1499
00:55:23,893 --> 00:55:25,828
- you get a grapefruit, right?
- Okay.
1500
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:29,598
- And you cut both ends off, as so.
- Mm-hmm.
1501
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,433
Then you cut... (clears throat)
1502
00:55:31,435 --> 00:55:33,768
a hole in the middle, like this.
1503
00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:35,571
Like a nice little tunnel.
1504
00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:39,007
And then you place that on his penis,
1505
00:55:39,009 --> 00:55:40,442
like this.
1506
00:55:40,444 --> 00:55:42,478
- Oh.
- Okay?
1507
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,911
- Like that? Right?
- Oh.
1508
00:55:43,913 --> 00:55:47,683
Now, you want to squeeze
and twist and suck,
1509
00:55:47,685 --> 00:55:50,085
so then it feels like he's
getting fucked and sucked
1510
00:55:50,087 --> 00:55:51,456
all at the same time.
1511
00:55:53,122 --> 00:55:55,257
It's like this.
1512
00:55:55,259 --> 00:55:57,429
(grunting)
1513
00:55:58,495 --> 00:56:00,529
(gagging)
1514
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,364
(coughs)
1515
00:56:02,366 --> 00:56:04,533
You want to... choke just a little bit,
1516
00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,601
'cause that make him feel like a man,
1517
00:56:06,603 --> 00:56:09,136
like he killing your shit, just...
1518
00:56:09,138 --> 00:56:10,938
(grunting)
1519
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:13,141
Dude, this is tickling my throat.
1520
00:56:13,143 --> 00:56:15,377
I got it. Oh.
1521
00:56:15,379 --> 00:56:16,944
(babbling)
1522
00:56:16,946 --> 00:56:18,279
(laughs)
1523
00:56:18,281 --> 00:56:19,882
(sighs): Mmm.
1524
00:56:19,884 --> 00:56:22,317
(smacks lips) Now, you
never, ever want to do this
1525
00:56:22,319 --> 00:56:23,719
with a pineapple.
1526
00:56:23,721 --> 00:56:25,386
I almost died.
1527
00:56:25,388 --> 00:56:27,890
("Worship" by Lizzo playing)
1528
00:56:27,892 --> 00:56:29,294
♪ Oh, here it go... ♪
1529
00:56:31,629 --> 00:56:33,531
(indistinct chatter)
1530
00:56:34,631 --> 00:56:36,498
Sasha, tell me the truth,
1531
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,567
do you think this color's too much?
1532
00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:40,301
- It's barely enough.
- (speaks indistinctly)
1533
00:56:40,303 --> 00:56:41,636
It's beautiful.
1534
00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:43,471
WOMAN (over speakers):
...Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
1535
00:56:43,473 --> 00:56:45,674
- What's your name?
- SUNNY HOSTIN: Give it up for Ne-Yo!
1536
00:56:45,676 --> 00:56:47,141
It's always a-a beautiful
and energetic crowd
1537
00:56:47,143 --> 00:56:48,576
when you come to the Essence Festival...
1538
00:56:48,578 --> 00:56:50,178
MAN: Miss Terry McMillan.
1539
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:51,812
NE-YO: Beautiful black people...
I mean, people, period...
1540
00:56:51,814 --> 00:56:53,382
but beautiful black people,
you know what I mean?
1541
00:56:53,384 --> 00:56:55,183
That's what you come
for... you come to celebrate
1542
00:56:55,185 --> 00:56:56,350
your blackness.
1543
00:56:56,352 --> 00:56:57,585
WOMAN (over speakers): Morris Chestnut!
1544
00:56:57,587 --> 00:56:59,420
(screaming, shouting)
1545
00:56:59,422 --> 00:57:01,556
(cheering, whooping)
1546
00:57:01,558 --> 00:57:05,159
Yes! Whoo! Yes!
1547
00:57:05,161 --> 00:57:07,161
(Dina whooping)
1548
00:57:07,163 --> 00:57:08,696
♪ On your knees... ♪
1549
00:57:08,698 --> 00:57:10,899
WOMAN (over speakers): Ava DuVernay!
1550
00:57:10,901 --> 00:57:12,533
What is "black girl magic"?
1551
00:57:12,535 --> 00:57:14,236
It feels like a reminder, it
feels like a rallying call,
1552
00:57:14,238 --> 00:57:15,703
it feels like a...
1553
00:57:15,705 --> 00:57:17,105
- a term of endearment.
- MAN: My man, D-Nice!
1554
00:57:17,107 --> 00:57:18,674
Make sure to keep stirring,
1555
00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:20,676
so this crawfish doesn't overcook.
1556
00:57:20,678 --> 00:57:23,779
Oh, yeah, 'cause we cannot
have that, y'all. (chuckles)
1557
00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:26,181
(women screaming, cheering)
1558
00:57:26,183 --> 00:57:29,254
♪ ♪
1559
00:57:31,288 --> 00:57:33,087
- Hi!
- Hi!
1560
00:57:33,089 --> 00:57:34,855
I love you! I...
1561
00:57:34,857 --> 00:57:37,692
- I'm so sorry. Dina!
- You're kissing the air, girl.
1562
00:57:37,694 --> 00:57:40,429
You know, I guess that
chapter in your book is right.
1563
00:57:40,431 --> 00:57:43,198
"The couple who cooks
together stays together."
1564
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,034
- WOMAN: Yeah! - MAN: Yeah!
- So cute. They're so cute.
1565
00:57:47,036 --> 00:57:50,375
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
- That's true. (laughs)
1566
00:57:51,475 --> 00:57:53,641
She on some Academy Award shit
1567
00:57:53,643 --> 00:57:55,743
- with this performance.
- Oh, Sasha,
1568
00:57:55,745 --> 00:57:58,614
you know, marriage is tricky...
she-she still loves Stewart.
1569
00:57:58,616 --> 00:58:01,449
They're just going through a rough patch.
1570
00:58:01,451 --> 00:58:03,551
RYAN: And you can see, there
are a lot of different peppers
1571
00:58:03,553 --> 00:58:04,920
- and colors...
- Oh, no, this bitch didn't.
1572
00:58:04,922 --> 00:58:06,754
- What?
- Aw, this heifer.
1573
00:58:06,756 --> 00:58:08,422
Oh, what... Dina, don't.
1574
00:58:08,424 --> 00:58:10,158
- I'm just gonna whup her ass.
- Don't, don't, don't.
1575
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,926
Why don't we invite
someone from our audience
1576
00:58:11,928 --> 00:58:13,562
to come up and have a taste.
1577
00:58:13,564 --> 00:58:17,132
- SIMONE: Ooh. I'll do it.
- Yeah! Me! - Oh. You in the red.
1578
00:58:17,134 --> 00:58:19,567
- I saw you first.
- Mm, mm, mm.
1579
00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:21,837
- Aw, hell, no. - Let's go.
- Oh! No. Wait, wait, wait.
1580
00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:25,007
Right here.
1581
00:58:25,009 --> 00:58:27,509
- Oh, wow.
- DINA: This bitch thinks she can just come up
1582
00:58:27,511 --> 00:58:29,777
in here and do what
the fuck she want to do.
1583
00:58:29,779 --> 00:58:33,582
All right, looks like we
have a few eager volunteers.
1584
00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:35,252
- DINA: Uh-huh.
- Come on up, girls.
1585
00:58:37,488 --> 00:58:38,687
The more the merrier. (chuckles)
1586
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,955
- Are y...
- I got it, Ry.
1587
00:58:40,957 --> 00:58:44,458
Mmm, this looks so delicious.
1588
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:47,161
But I could use some extra sausage.
1589
00:58:47,163 --> 00:58:49,531
(Stewart chuckles awkwardly)
1590
00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,833
Oh, really? You want to
be careful with that...
1591
00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:54,603
you don't want to choke
on too much sausage.
1592
00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:55,703
I'm good.
1593
00:58:55,705 --> 00:58:57,605
I don't have a gag reflex.
1594
00:58:57,607 --> 00:59:00,676
- (crowd gasps)
- DINA: Ooh! This bitch want to get hurt.
1595
00:59:00,678 --> 00:59:03,779
Are they still talking about jambalaya?
1596
00:59:03,781 --> 00:59:05,781
Um, uh, yeah.
1597
00:59:05,783 --> 00:59:08,116
It's colloquial. Um, "Put your foot in it."
1598
00:59:08,118 --> 00:59:10,185
"So good it makes you
want to slap your mama."
1599
00:59:10,187 --> 00:59:11,853
"Bitch gonna get hurt."
1600
00:59:11,855 --> 00:59:13,554
- (chuckles)
- Got it.
1601
00:59:13,556 --> 00:59:15,022
(Elizabeth clears throat)
1602
00:59:15,024 --> 00:59:16,725
(Stewart chuckles awkwardly)
1603
00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:21,129
You know what, since we've
got a true sausage connoisseur,
1604
00:59:21,131 --> 00:59:23,531
why don't we show her, and you guys,
1605
00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:25,734
everything you can do with a sausage.
1606
00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,169
(laughter)
1607
00:59:27,171 --> 00:59:28,837
RYAN: Ah.
1608
00:59:28,839 --> 00:59:30,971
- Well, what do we have here?
- Cleaver.
1609
00:59:30,973 --> 00:59:33,074
Ah. So, let's take this cleaver...
1610
00:59:33,076 --> 00:59:35,576
It's a big cleaver, baby...
you should be careful with that.
1611
00:59:35,578 --> 00:59:37,045
- (nervous chuckle)
- Well, you know what, baby?
1612
00:59:37,047 --> 00:59:39,647
- I'm always careful. (laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
1613
00:59:39,649 --> 00:59:41,348
CARLA: Show him who's boss, girl!
1614
00:59:41,350 --> 00:59:43,150
(grunting loudly)
1615
00:59:43,152 --> 00:59:45,721
- Ooh! Ooh!
- (grunting continues)
1616
00:59:45,723 --> 00:59:47,855
You don't want any part of this sausage...
1617
00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,924
- (grunts)
- not being cut!
1618
00:59:49,926 --> 00:59:51,928
Isn't that right, Stew?
1619
00:59:53,397 --> 00:59:54,995
Well, what is this?
1620
00:59:54,997 --> 00:59:56,397
There's nothing better
1621
00:59:56,399 --> 01:00:00,167
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!
1622
01:00:00,169 --> 01:00:02,571
- Right, baby?
- She's the boss.
1623
01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:05,005
- CARLA: Yes, girl! Whoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1624
01:00:05,007 --> 01:00:06,741
Ooh, girl!
1625
01:00:06,743 --> 01:00:08,210
- Mash that meat.
- Girl, put your back into it!
1626
01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:09,611
WOMAN: Beat it!
1627
01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:13,547
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cookin'.
1628
01:00:13,549 --> 01:00:15,216
- (laughter)
- Who knew?
1629
01:00:15,218 --> 01:00:18,185
Kitchen shears... this is
an underutilized utensil
1630
01:00:18,187 --> 01:00:20,121
- in the kitchen.
- Well, I am gonna take
1631
01:00:20,123 --> 01:00:21,890
this underutilized tool,
1632
01:00:21,892 --> 01:00:24,391
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.
1633
01:00:24,393 --> 01:00:26,460
(laughter)
1634
01:00:26,462 --> 01:00:27,962
Ooh!
1635
01:00:27,964 --> 01:00:30,531
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?
1636
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:31,766
I don't know,
1637
01:00:31,768 --> 01:00:34,136
but we gonna cut it off today.
1638
01:00:34,138 --> 01:00:35,870
- (laughter)
- Oh, my God.
1639
01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:37,705
Ryan's a hoot.
1640
01:00:37,707 --> 01:00:39,708
- She's a hoot.
- Yes.
1641
01:00:39,710 --> 01:00:41,542
She's a hoot.
1642
01:00:41,544 --> 01:00:44,578
(under breath): What the fuck is going on?
1643
01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:47,281
I'm still waiting on my sausage.
1644
01:00:47,283 --> 01:00:49,216
Oh. Well, here, have some of mine.
1645
01:00:49,218 --> 01:00:50,320
(laughter, shouting)
1646
01:00:51,788 --> 01:00:53,888
- (coughing)
- Gaggin'. You gaggin'?
1647
01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:58,092
CARLA: Now, that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.
1648
01:00:58,094 --> 01:01:01,062
That was fucking amazing.
1649
01:01:01,064 --> 01:01:03,832
The crowd loved it. Bethany loved it.
1650
01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:06,100
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.
1651
01:01:06,102 --> 01:01:08,335
Who-who was the hottie
with the badunkadunk?
1652
01:01:08,337 --> 01:01:10,004
The junk in the trunk. That can had
1653
01:01:10,006 --> 01:01:12,774
its own soundtrack, am I
right? (hums dance beat)
1654
01:01:12,776 --> 01:01:15,109
- She's nobody.
- I've never seen her before.
1655
01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:17,812
Oh, crap. I got to go get her
number, 'cause she was amazing.
1656
01:01:17,814 --> 01:01:19,948
- She's worth it.
- BOTH: No!
1657
01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:21,650
Okay, okay. Okay.
1658
01:01:21,652 --> 01:01:24,585
You know what, it's better
if it's improvised, anyway.
1659
01:01:24,587 --> 01:01:27,288
Stewart, there is a reporter out there
1660
01:01:27,290 --> 01:01:29,324
who is a big football fan.
1661
01:01:29,326 --> 01:01:31,525
Can I just borrow you for a minute?
1662
01:01:31,527 --> 01:01:33,761
Ooh. So tense.
1663
01:01:33,763 --> 01:01:35,163
Little tight.
1664
01:01:35,165 --> 01:01:37,031
Come on, buddy, loosen it up.
1665
01:01:37,033 --> 01:01:38,635
(exhales)
1666
01:01:39,837 --> 01:01:42,337
(takes deep breath)
1667
01:01:42,339 --> 01:01:44,004
(quietly): I am...
1668
01:01:44,006 --> 01:01:45,339
strong.
1669
01:01:45,341 --> 01:01:46,975
I am... powerful.
1670
01:01:46,977 --> 01:01:48,210
I am beautiful.
1671
01:01:48,212 --> 01:01:50,011
I am... strong.
1672
01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:52,013
(crying): I am...
1673
01:01:52,015 --> 01:01:53,614
powerful.
1674
01:01:53,616 --> 01:01:55,616
(applause, whistling, whooping in distance)
1675
01:01:55,618 --> 01:01:57,451
I am beautiful. I am...
1676
01:01:57,453 --> 01:01:59,286
(panting): I am...
1677
01:01:59,288 --> 01:02:01,455
strong.
1678
01:02:01,457 --> 01:02:03,958
I am powerful.
1679
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,527
I am beautiful.
1680
01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:07,295
I am strong.
1681
01:02:07,297 --> 01:02:09,630
I am... powerful. I am beautiful.
1682
01:02:09,632 --> 01:02:10,632
I am strong.
1683
01:02:10,634 --> 01:02:12,333
You good, Ry?
1684
01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:14,569
Yeah, I'm good.
1685
01:02:14,571 --> 01:02:17,404
All in a day's work, right? (chuckles)
1686
01:02:17,406 --> 01:02:19,040
Thanks for having my back up there.
1687
01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,875
(scoffs) Of course.
1688
01:02:20,877 --> 01:02:22,042
Yeah.
1689
01:02:22,044 --> 01:02:25,145
(women conversing indistinctly)
1690
01:02:25,147 --> 01:02:26,882
- Ry.
- Hmm?
1691
01:02:26,884 --> 01:02:29,850
You can't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.
1692
01:02:29,852 --> 01:02:31,185
It's gonna get out there.
1693
01:02:31,187 --> 01:02:33,154
It's all fair game in journalism.
1694
01:02:33,156 --> 01:02:34,355
Journalism?
1695
01:02:34,357 --> 01:02:35,826
Is that what this is?
1696
01:02:37,861 --> 01:02:40,094
Fine, you just keep handling your business.
1697
01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:43,864
You've been doing such
a great job thus far.
1698
01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:45,766
All right.
1699
01:02:45,768 --> 01:02:47,705
Fine.
1700
01:02:50,006 --> 01:02:52,406
What do you think I should do?
1701
01:02:52,408 --> 01:02:54,275
Well...
1702
01:02:54,277 --> 01:02:56,411
first of all, let me find out
1703
01:02:56,413 --> 01:02:58,413
if anyone else has the photo.
1704
01:02:58,415 --> 01:03:00,915
And if not, let me leak it.
1705
01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:02,083
Are you crazy?
1706
01:03:02,085 --> 01:03:03,851
No. I am in the middle of a deal.
1707
01:03:03,853 --> 01:03:05,353
I cannot have pictures of him
1708
01:03:05,355 --> 01:03:07,554
kissing another woman on your site. No!
1709
01:03:07,556 --> 01:03:08,924
Hear me out.
1710
01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,692
If I leak it... you can get in front of it,
1711
01:03:11,694 --> 01:03:13,929
steer the conversation,
instead of letting TMZ
1712
01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:16,464
write their own bullshit spin on it.
1713
01:03:16,466 --> 01:03:19,904
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.
1714
01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:25,473
Okay, just let me think
about it, all right?
1715
01:03:25,475 --> 01:03:27,942
And-and let me talk to a few people first.
1716
01:03:27,944 --> 01:03:29,944
Let me... let me just run it by 'em.
1717
01:03:29,946 --> 01:03:32,614
And can-can you stall them
for a little bit longer?
1718
01:03:32,616 --> 01:03:34,248
I got you.
1719
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,250
(sighs)
1720
01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:38,085
Thank you, Sasha.
1721
01:03:38,087 --> 01:03:40,587
Of course.
1722
01:03:40,589 --> 01:03:43,424
I got Muslim oils, Christian
oils, I got Buddha oils.
1723
01:03:43,426 --> 01:03:44,725
I got ball spray.
1724
01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:45,926
Everybody got a drink.
1725
01:03:45,928 --> 01:03:47,629
- I need a drink.
- MAN: Authentic hurricanes!
1726
01:03:47,631 --> 01:03:50,732
- Two for $25!
- Oh, shoot, there we go, there we go.
1727
01:03:50,734 --> 01:03:53,935
I got something for the kids. I... Ooh.
1728
01:03:53,937 --> 01:03:55,636
- Two for $25?
- $25.
1729
01:03:55,638 --> 01:03:57,237
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, hey, beautiful.
1730
01:03:57,239 --> 01:03:58,440
Right here. Come on.
1731
01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:00,442
- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
1732
01:04:00,444 --> 01:04:02,277
(laughs) Sorry. He called me beautiful.
1733
01:04:02,279 --> 01:04:04,011
I'm beautiful now, huh?
1734
01:04:04,013 --> 01:04:05,513
Ooh, Lord, Lord!
1735
01:04:05,515 --> 01:04:07,082
- Hi.
- Whee!
1736
01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:09,083
Got to be careful. Listen, I got... look,
1737
01:04:09,085 --> 01:04:10,652
I see you over there
chasing that hurricane.
1738
01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:12,187
I got the best thing
1739
01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:14,121
- in New Orleans right here.
- What's that?
1740
01:04:14,123 --> 01:04:15,290
Uh...
1741
01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:17,495
Look at that right there.
1742
01:04:19,663 --> 01:04:21,161
What the fuck is that?
1743
01:04:21,163 --> 01:04:22,297
Whoo!
1744
01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:25,533
This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.
1745
01:04:25,535 --> 01:04:26,701
Green Fairy.
1746
01:04:26,703 --> 01:04:28,303
- I want it. Give it to me.
- Hey, hey, hey,
1747
01:04:28,305 --> 01:04:30,270
calm down, now... you don't
know what you're getting into.
1748
01:04:30,272 --> 01:04:33,107
This stuff right here come
with instructions, okay?
1749
01:04:33,109 --> 01:04:35,676
Boy, I don't give a fuck...
that shit is green, shiny,
1750
01:04:35,678 --> 01:04:37,879
and looks like it'll have
me hella bent. I want it.
1751
01:04:37,881 --> 01:04:39,647
Yes, but you're only supposed
to take a splash of this,
1752
01:04:39,649 --> 01:04:41,382
- Okay.
- young lady, because if you drink too much of it,
1753
01:04:41,384 --> 01:04:43,350
it's gonna have you hallucinating.
1754
01:04:43,352 --> 01:04:44,652
- Ooh!
- All right, that's cool with me.
1755
01:04:44,654 --> 01:04:46,187
Now, look, that whole bottle will last you
1756
01:04:46,189 --> 01:04:48,355
- for five years, all right?
- Okay, five months. Got it.
1757
01:04:48,357 --> 01:04:51,558
No, no. Did you hear what
I just said? Five years.
1758
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,993
- You're not listening to what I'm...
- Okay.
1759
01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:55,864
- I...
- Five days. This will be used very irresponsibly.
1760
01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,899
- Thank you. Sasha!
- Young lady,
1761
01:04:57,901 --> 01:05:00,868
you about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.
1762
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:02,670
Oils! Incense!
1763
01:05:02,672 --> 01:05:04,406
I got coochie spray!
1764
01:05:04,408 --> 01:05:05,672
♪ Get a homie, lover, friend ♪
1765
01:05:05,674 --> 01:05:08,143
♪ A homie, lover, friend
to make you climax... ♪
1766
01:05:08,145 --> 01:05:09,511
Ooh! Damn.
1767
01:05:09,513 --> 01:05:11,980
♪ Over again and again, I
intend to have you goin'... ♪
1768
01:05:11,982 --> 01:05:14,815
Ah, that's a good one. (laughs)
1769
01:05:14,817 --> 01:05:16,250
♪ With the fever, you got the fever ♪
1770
01:05:16,252 --> 01:05:18,585
- ♪ You need a believer ♪
- (child laughs over phone)
1771
01:05:18,587 --> 01:05:19,987
LISA: You know what, you guys shouldn't be
1772
01:05:19,989 --> 01:05:22,489
in the grass... you know
you're allergic to grass.
1773
01:05:22,491 --> 01:05:24,591
MISS MILLER (over phone): Left hand red.
1774
01:05:24,593 --> 01:05:27,027
- Okay, I'm about to go see a man sing.
- Oh, have fun.
1775
01:05:27,029 --> 01:05:29,431
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry.
1776
01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:31,766
- Bye, guys!
- I love you.
1777
01:05:31,768 --> 01:05:33,201
- BOTH: Bye, Mama.
- Mwah!
1778
01:05:33,203 --> 01:05:34,536
Aw, they're so cute.
1779
01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:37,071
- I miss them.
- Mm-hmm.
1780
01:05:37,073 --> 01:05:38,705
You know what?
1781
01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:41,341
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?
1782
01:05:41,343 --> 01:05:42,911
I mean...
1783
01:05:42,913 --> 01:05:46,681
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together,
1784
01:05:46,683 --> 01:05:50,051
and definitely have a way of changing men.
1785
01:05:50,053 --> 01:05:52,286
Mm. Yeah, it made your husband
1786
01:05:52,288 --> 01:05:54,589
change his address!
1787
01:05:54,591 --> 01:05:55,790
(laughing quietly)
1788
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:56,958
(sighs)
1789
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,759
We've talked about it, yeah.
1790
01:05:58,761 --> 01:06:02,096
I'm just so focused on my career right now.
1791
01:06:02,098 --> 01:06:04,299
I get it... but don't wait too long.
1792
01:06:04,301 --> 01:06:07,201
'Cause nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.
1793
01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:09,136
ELIZABETH (calls): Hey...!
1794
01:06:09,138 --> 01:06:12,440
- (door closes)
- Is this the Flossy Posse suite?
1795
01:06:12,442 --> 01:06:13,775
Yes, it is.
1796
01:06:13,777 --> 01:06:15,476
Did you guys get my succulent?
1797
01:06:15,478 --> 01:06:17,911
Who is you?
1798
01:06:17,913 --> 01:06:20,547
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli... I'm Ryan's agent.
1799
01:06:20,549 --> 01:06:23,118
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hi!
1800
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,254
- Welcome. You made it.
- Ah, I did, I did. Oh, my lady.
1801
01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:28,223
- My queen. Real quick.
- (laughs)
1802
01:06:28,225 --> 01:06:31,125
Bethany wants to spend a little
one-on-one with you and Stewart
1803
01:06:31,127 --> 01:06:33,127
- at the Cîroc party.
- Okay.
1804
01:06:33,129 --> 01:06:35,330
I know you're with the "F" to the "P,"
1805
01:06:35,332 --> 01:06:39,134
but just give her 15 minutes,
inspire her to add a zero
1806
01:06:39,136 --> 01:06:41,236
- to the deal.
- Of course. Yes.
1807
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,138
Hey, how about we have a toast?
1808
01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,339
- Ooh, are these hurricanes?
- Okay. - Mm.
1809
01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:47,741
Fuck a hurricane, girl...
these are tsunamis.
1810
01:06:47,743 --> 01:06:49,409
- Ooh!
- I'm scared.
1811
01:06:49,411 --> 01:06:51,745
To Friday night, Flossy Posse style!
1812
01:06:51,747 --> 01:06:53,848
OTHERS: Yeah!
1813
01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:57,819
For real, though! Mmm!
1814
01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:00,020
♪ What's a little
liquor to a cold heart ♪
1815
01:07:00,022 --> 01:07:02,623
♪ What's a little pill but
a little number feeling now ♪
1816
01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,958
♪ It can never end if it don't start ♪
1817
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,795
♪ You can never do it all if
you ain't ever willin', ah ♪
1818
01:07:07,797 --> 01:07:10,198
♪ Hold up, I think my phone vibratin' ♪
1819
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,600
♪ Slow up, I think the
whole world hatin' ♪
1820
01:07:12,602 --> 01:07:14,868
♪ Came up, and now the
whole view changin' ♪
1821
01:07:14,870 --> 01:07:17,304
♪ I've been up on game,
I've just been wait... ♪
1822
01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:21,442
- (song slows, distorting)
- (deep rumbling) - Whoa.
1823
01:07:21,444 --> 01:07:23,277
(distorted laugh)
1824
01:07:23,279 --> 01:07:24,545
(deep, distorted): I feel funny.
1825
01:07:24,547 --> 01:07:25,612
Do y'all feel funny?
1826
01:07:25,614 --> 01:07:27,781
You feel funny? I-I feel...
1827
01:07:27,783 --> 01:07:29,616
(deep, distorted): I feel fine.
1828
01:07:29,618 --> 01:07:30,984
- (distorted laughing)
- I feel so fine.
1829
01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:32,554
Feel me. Y'all feel me.
1830
01:07:32,556 --> 01:07:34,821
- You want me to feel you?
- Feel me, yeah, sista.
1831
01:07:34,823 --> 01:07:36,558
Ooh, yeah. (deep chuckle)
1832
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,659
- (distorted laughing)
- Yeah.
1833
01:07:38,661 --> 01:07:41,198
(high-pitched, goofy voice):
Ooh, you feel squishy.
1834
01:07:44,234 --> 01:07:46,170
(two voices at once): Oh, shit.
1835
01:07:47,736 --> 01:07:49,571
(normal voice): We trippin'.
1836
01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:51,573
- We trippin'.
- We trippin'.
1837
01:07:51,575 --> 01:07:53,674
(distorted): We trippin'.
1838
01:07:53,676 --> 01:07:54,908
Wait a minute, hold it. Stop!
1839
01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:56,678
♪ Do it all for the
nights like this... ♪
1840
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,179
(deep, distorted): You.
1841
01:07:59,181 --> 01:08:01,216
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?
1842
01:08:01,218 --> 01:08:03,083
(distorted laugh): Yeah.
1843
01:08:03,085 --> 01:08:04,484
(distorted): We gonna be fucked up.
1844
01:08:04,486 --> 01:08:06,587
LISA: Y'all, it's not funny.
1845
01:08:06,589 --> 01:08:09,089
If we trippin', Ryan's trippin',
1846
01:08:09,091 --> 01:08:10,558
and she's with Bethany.
1847
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,393
(deep, echoing): Oh, shit... shit...
1848
01:08:12,395 --> 01:08:14,362
(chuckling)
1849
01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:16,763
- Yeah.
- Ooh...
1850
01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:20,334
(moaning)
1851
01:08:20,336 --> 01:08:22,003
You know, I have to tell you
1852
01:08:22,005 --> 01:08:24,905
that I loved your cooking demo today.
1853
01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:27,674
Yeah, the way that you
two play off each other,
1854
01:08:27,676 --> 01:08:28,942
it's... it's just...
1855
01:08:28,944 --> 01:08:30,378
it's-it's so much fun.
1856
01:08:30,380 --> 01:08:31,878
- So much fun.
- Yeah.
1857
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,879
(laughs)
1858
01:08:32,881 --> 01:08:34,682
(slurring): Listen, how about this?
1859
01:08:34,684 --> 01:08:37,017
Cheers to fun!
1860
01:08:37,019 --> 01:08:39,520
(laughter)
1861
01:08:39,522 --> 01:08:41,556
She's so funny. (forced chuckling)
1862
01:08:41,558 --> 01:08:42,690
ELIZABETH: Yeah!
1863
01:08:42,692 --> 01:08:44,525
Cheers! Whoo!
1864
01:08:44,527 --> 01:08:46,460
♪ Wonder if you've got
someone at home... ♪
1865
01:08:46,462 --> 01:08:48,396
Mmm.
1866
01:08:48,398 --> 01:08:49,630
Oh.
1867
01:08:49,632 --> 01:08:51,732
That's a terrible drink.
1868
01:08:51,734 --> 01:08:53,200
(laughs)
1869
01:08:53,202 --> 01:08:55,270
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.
1870
01:08:55,272 --> 01:08:57,605
Did you taste that? The Verbena?
1871
01:08:57,607 --> 01:09:00,374
It's hot.
1872
01:09:00,376 --> 01:09:01,409
It burns.
1873
01:09:01,411 --> 01:09:02,610
(sizzles)
1874
01:09:02,612 --> 01:09:04,648
Okay, look, we got to go save Ryan.
1875
01:09:06,116 --> 01:09:07,548
- (whoosh)
- (gasps)
1876
01:09:07,550 --> 01:09:09,616
DISTORTED VOICES: Mommy?
1877
01:09:09,618 --> 01:09:10,920
Did y'all hear that?
1878
01:09:12,822 --> 01:09:14,091
(whooshing)
1879
01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,792
Oh, shit.
1880
01:09:17,794 --> 01:09:18,959
Austin?
1881
01:09:18,961 --> 01:09:20,128
(gasps) Riley?
1882
01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:22,297
Your damn kids is here?
1883
01:09:22,299 --> 01:09:25,098
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1884
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,133
Oh, shit.
1885
01:09:26,135 --> 01:09:27,901
You coming to get me, God?
1886
01:09:27,903 --> 01:09:29,337
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1887
01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,306
Those bitches left me.
1888
01:09:31,308 --> 01:09:32,810
♪ Build a whole empire ♪
1889
01:09:34,743 --> 01:09:36,110
BOTH: Hey, Mommy.
1890
01:09:36,112 --> 01:09:38,015
(echoing): Hey, Mommy. Hey, Mommy...
1891
01:09:39,616 --> 01:09:43,351
Are you having fun...?
1892
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,253
I am having fun.
1893
01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:47,454
But you have to go to bed.
1894
01:09:47,456 --> 01:09:48,658
(both laughing)
1895
01:09:49,792 --> 01:09:51,325
(gasps)
1896
01:09:51,327 --> 01:09:53,427
I'm ready for bed.
1897
01:09:53,429 --> 01:09:54,795
Hmm.
1898
01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:56,330
♪ Woman, woman ♪
1899
01:09:56,332 --> 01:09:57,964
Sasha Franklin.
1900
01:09:57,966 --> 01:10:00,168
Sasha's Secrets.
1901
01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,802
I really...
1902
01:10:01,804 --> 01:10:05,005
really love your blog.
1903
01:10:05,007 --> 01:10:05,943
Mmm.
1904
01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:08,142
Mmm.
1905
01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:09,142
♪ Don't play around, baby... ♪
1906
01:10:09,144 --> 01:10:11,111
(gasping, laughing)
1907
01:10:11,113 --> 01:10:12,480
Why won't it come off?
1908
01:10:12,482 --> 01:10:15,653
SIMONE: How may I help you?
1909
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,556
What is she doing here?
1910
01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:24,491
She's here to take your order.
1911
01:10:24,493 --> 01:10:26,727
Oh, yeah?
1912
01:10:26,729 --> 01:10:28,228
Oh.
1913
01:10:28,230 --> 01:10:29,463
What can I get you?
1914
01:10:29,465 --> 01:10:31,298
You can get your mouth
1915
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,200
off my husband's dick.
1916
01:10:33,202 --> 01:10:34,370
(Stewart laughing)
1917
01:10:35,871 --> 01:10:37,170
Please.
1918
01:10:37,172 --> 01:10:39,005
ELIZABETH: Oh, oh, hey, hey.
1919
01:10:39,007 --> 01:10:40,807
Is that a drink? I want one.
1920
01:10:40,809 --> 01:10:44,011
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table.
1921
01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:46,079
And, uh...
1922
01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:48,384
put it on my card.
1923
01:10:50,019 --> 01:10:51,151
Go!
1924
01:10:51,153 --> 01:10:54,054
- You got it!
- Coming right up. (chuckles)
1925
01:10:54,056 --> 01:10:55,589
Oh, you want to smirk?
1926
01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:58,325
- Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
- Uh...
1927
01:10:58,327 --> 01:10:59,994
And don't think I don't see that
1928
01:10:59,996 --> 01:11:03,330
"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!
1929
01:11:03,332 --> 01:11:05,432
Did her shirt say "Suck Cock"?
1930
01:11:05,434 --> 01:11:07,935
(slurping, moaning)
1931
01:11:07,937 --> 01:11:10,504
♪ Boss lady, she's a ♪
1932
01:11:10,506 --> 01:11:12,874
- Oh, buddy.
- ♪ Go-getter, baby ♪
1933
01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:14,909
♪ Go-getter ♪
1934
01:11:14,911 --> 01:11:18,044
(Sasha grunting, moaning)
1935
01:11:18,046 --> 01:11:19,679
Ooh, shit, don't choke her too hard.
1936
01:11:19,681 --> 01:11:22,784
(laughing): There we go. Yeah!
1937
01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:25,052
Get in those, get in those. Yeah!
1938
01:11:25,054 --> 01:11:26,753
(laughing)
1939
01:11:26,755 --> 01:11:28,054
Yeah! Yes!
1940
01:11:28,056 --> 01:11:30,057
Please, I want to be rough with him.
1941
01:11:30,059 --> 01:11:32,526
I want to be rough with him
'cause he's been a bad boy.
1942
01:11:32,528 --> 01:11:35,029
- (lamp crashes)
- Yeah! Yeah!
1943
01:11:35,031 --> 01:11:37,198
Bite it! Bite it! Bite it!
1944
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,366
What the hell are you doing?!
1945
01:11:39,368 --> 01:11:41,035
- Oh, shit!
- What?
1946
01:11:41,037 --> 01:11:42,369
Hey.
1947
01:11:42,371 --> 01:11:44,638
We got to save Ryan.
1948
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,774
(distorted chatter)
1949
01:11:46,776 --> 01:11:48,409
Yeah, but she's so far away.
1950
01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,314
- What are we gonna do?
- Yeah.
1951
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,383
We need plan B.
1952
01:11:55,385 --> 01:11:57,118
What-What's plan B?
1953
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,656
DISTORTED, ECHOING MALE VOICE:
Yeah, what's plan B... B...?
1954
01:12:02,392 --> 01:12:03,924
Huh?
1955
01:12:03,926 --> 01:12:06,060
What are you guys doing here?
1956
01:12:06,062 --> 01:12:08,128
I-I'm not really sure
what's going on here.
1957
01:12:08,130 --> 01:12:10,731
(chuckles) Uh, m-my apologies, Bethany.
1958
01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:12,767
Uh, Ryan has been taking some new...
1959
01:12:12,769 --> 01:12:15,770
- (yells)
- uh, allergy medicine,
1960
01:12:15,772 --> 01:12:18,175
and it's having some
side effects. (chuckles)
1961
01:12:19,576 --> 01:12:20,576
- Oh.
- Psst.
1962
01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:27,080
Quiet as kept. Ryan,
we got to go right now.
1963
01:12:27,082 --> 01:12:29,083
The tsunami has hit.
1964
01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:31,855
I repeat: the tsunami has hit.
1965
01:12:33,489 --> 01:12:35,255
Please excuse us.
1966
01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:36,990
RYAN: Couch on my head.
1967
01:12:36,992 --> 01:12:39,093
- Where's...?
- My date will pay the check.
1968
01:12:39,095 --> 01:12:40,328
RYAN: Walking.
1969
01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:42,933
SASHA: You may settle up with him.
1970
01:12:44,032 --> 01:12:46,500
- Oh. Ooh.
- Oh.
1971
01:12:46,502 --> 01:12:48,268
RYAN: That is a beautiful dress.
1972
01:12:48,270 --> 01:12:49,837
Is that a dress?
1973
01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:52,843
- Bye...!
- Come on, baby.
1974
01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,511
Please...
1975
01:12:56,513 --> 01:12:57,945
join us.
1976
01:12:57,947 --> 01:13:00,448
Liz Davelli.
1977
01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:02,783
Pretty hair.
1978
01:13:02,785 --> 01:13:04,852
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.
1979
01:13:04,854 --> 01:13:07,187
(exhales) We need to hide.
1980
01:13:07,189 --> 01:13:10,391
- (music thumping)
- You know she won't find you in there.
1981
01:13:10,393 --> 01:13:12,192
(whooping)
1982
01:13:12,194 --> 01:13:14,395
Oh, yeah. Let's dance this shit off.
1983
01:13:14,397 --> 01:13:17,198
'Cause I got to keep a low profile.
1984
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,700
♪ Nigga, I got these
hoes iced up enough ♪
1985
01:13:19,702 --> 01:13:21,334
♪ While my li'l B.G.'s on the bus ♪
1986
01:13:21,336 --> 01:13:23,236
♪ Puttin' out cigarette butts ♪
1987
01:13:23,238 --> 01:13:25,239
♪ But me personally,
playboy, I don't give a fuck ♪
1988
01:13:25,241 --> 01:13:29,576
Mmm! It smell like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!
1989
01:13:29,578 --> 01:13:31,411
We done found our tribe.
1990
01:13:31,413 --> 01:13:33,047
Come on, bitches,
1991
01:13:33,049 --> 01:13:34,714
let's set it off!
1992
01:13:34,716 --> 01:13:37,051
♪ Whoadie, I'm tattooed and barred up ♪
1993
01:13:37,053 --> 01:13:40,487
♪ Medallion iced up, Rolex bezel'd up ♪
1994
01:13:40,489 --> 01:13:42,155
♪ And my pinky ring is platinum plus ♪
1995
01:13:42,157 --> 01:13:43,758
♪ Earrings be trillion cut ♪
1996
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,258
♪ And my grill be slugged up ♪
1997
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,927
♪ My heart filled with anger ♪
1998
01:13:46,929 --> 01:13:48,596
♪ 'Cause, nigga, I don't give a fuck ♪
1999
01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,231
♪ Stack my cheese up, 'cause one day ♪
2000
01:13:50,233 --> 01:13:51,499
♪ I'm-a give this street life up ♪
2001
01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,567
♪ Beef, I don't discuss ♪
2002
01:13:53,569 --> 01:13:56,503
♪ A nigga out of line gonna get
his motherfuckin' head bust ♪
2003
01:13:56,505 --> 01:13:58,539
♪ Cash Money Millionaires plus ♪
2004
01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,408
Do that shit, Dina! What?
2005
01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:02,410
♪ 20 inches TV is a must ♪
2006
01:14:02,412 --> 01:14:06,079
- Girl, look at these old bitches.
- (laughs)
2007
01:14:06,081 --> 01:14:09,450
♪ I never weep for a bitch,
never weep for a bitch, nigga ♪
2008
01:14:09,452 --> 01:14:11,619
Hey! Oh, hold up! Hold up!
2009
01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:14,554
- (shouting)
- ♪ Pinky ring worth about 50, bling bling ♪
2010
01:14:14,556 --> 01:14:16,257
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling ♪
2011
01:14:16,259 --> 01:14:19,293
♪ Lorenzos on Yokohama
tires, bling bling ♪
2012
01:14:19,295 --> 01:14:22,029
♪ Every time I come around
yo' city, bling bling ♪
2013
01:14:22,031 --> 01:14:23,731
♪ Pinky ring worth
about 50, bling bling ♪
2014
01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:26,267
♪ Every time I buy a
new ride, bling bling. ♪
2015
01:14:26,269 --> 01:14:28,035
(cheering)
2016
01:14:28,037 --> 01:14:30,471
♪ Bad bitches over there,
get ready to wall off ♪
2017
01:14:30,473 --> 01:14:33,540
- (shouting)
- ♪ Get ready to wall off, bad bitches ♪
2018
01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:36,110
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
2019
01:14:36,112 --> 01:14:38,745
- ♪ So hot, so hot ♪
- ♪ Where the bad bitches at? ♪
2020
01:14:38,747 --> 01:14:40,615
- ♪ Spread out and turn around ♪
- ♪ Bad bitches ♪
2021
01:14:40,617 --> 01:14:42,283
- Y'all, come on!
- ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad bitches ♪
2022
01:14:42,285 --> 01:14:44,254
♪ ♪
2023
01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,458
♪ Bad bitches, so hot, so hot ♪
2024
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:52,763
- ♪ ♪
- (cheering)
2025
01:14:56,264 --> 01:14:58,231
- RYAN: All right!
- (whooping)
2026
01:14:58,233 --> 01:14:59,232
(shouting)
2027
01:14:59,234 --> 01:15:03,103
♪ ♪
2028
01:15:03,105 --> 01:15:04,938
("She's a Bitch" by Missy Elliott playing)
2029
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:08,142
(cheering)
2030
01:15:08,144 --> 01:15:09,776
Come on!
2031
01:15:09,778 --> 01:15:11,277
♪ ♪
2032
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:13,313
♪ She's a bitch, when you say my name ♪
2033
01:15:13,315 --> 01:15:16,316
♪ Talk mo' junk but won't
look my way, she's a bitch ♪
2034
01:15:16,318 --> 01:15:18,585
Come on! What you sayin'?! What?!
2035
01:15:18,587 --> 01:15:20,420
♪ While I roll up my sleeves, she's a ♪
2036
01:15:20,422 --> 01:15:23,958
♪ What? What? What? ♪
2037
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,259
- (cheering)
- ♪ What you know about Timothy? Let me know ♪
2038
01:15:26,261 --> 01:15:28,762
♪ Eat an MC like Cease, let me know ♪
2039
01:15:28,764 --> 01:15:30,630
♪ If he get drunk, lean
on me, let me know ♪
2040
01:15:30,632 --> 01:15:32,866
♪ I'm about to bust
like pee, feel me now ♪
2041
01:15:32,868 --> 01:15:35,201
♪ Anybody know my
skills, what the deal? ♪
2042
01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:38,472
♪ Anybody got to get the ho
by they pill, she's a bitch ♪
2043
01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,641
- (shrieks)
- ♪ When they say my name, talk mo' junk ♪
2044
01:15:40,643 --> 01:15:42,308
♪ But won't look my
way, she's a bitch ♪
2045
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:44,544
♪ When I do my thing,
got the place on fire ♪
2046
01:15:44,546 --> 01:15:47,313
- ♪ Burn it down to flame ♪
- (laughter, cheering)
2047
01:15:47,315 --> 01:15:49,620
♪ ♪
2048
01:15:52,822 --> 01:15:55,158
(whooping)
2049
01:15:57,693 --> 01:15:59,526
(cheering)
2050
01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:02,963
That's real ass!
2051
01:16:02,965 --> 01:16:06,566
ALL: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
2052
01:16:06,568 --> 01:16:09,035
- Bye!
- Hey! Hey!
2053
01:16:09,037 --> 01:16:10,870
- You let 'em have it!
- Yes!
2054
01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,338
- DINA: I slipped.
- You did?
2055
01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:13,807
DINA: I think I pulled a big toe, though.
2056
01:16:13,809 --> 01:16:15,575
- (laughter)
- That's all right.
2057
01:16:15,577 --> 01:16:17,911
SASHA: Man, you owned that ho.
2058
01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:19,813
You owned that ho.
2059
01:16:19,815 --> 01:16:22,182
(laughing)
2060
01:16:22,184 --> 01:16:23,249
Whew!
2061
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:26,020
- Come here.
- Lady, what?
2062
01:16:26,022 --> 01:16:27,821
♪ I'm a bad chick ♪
2063
01:16:27,823 --> 01:16:30,557
- Not this.
- You know what?
2064
01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:33,393
I'm sure everyone's
expecting me to beat yo' ass.
2065
01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:34,762
RYAN: Please beat her ass.
2066
01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:37,263
But I'm coming from a
place of love tonight.
2067
01:16:37,265 --> 01:16:39,365
- (scoffs)
- And you have
2068
01:16:39,367 --> 01:16:41,502
a hallucinogenic drug to thank for that.
2069
01:16:41,504 --> 01:16:43,436
- (grunts)
- (gasps)
2070
01:16:43,438 --> 01:16:45,205
But mine wore off. So what's up?
2071
01:16:45,207 --> 01:16:48,008
(screaming)
2072
01:16:48,010 --> 01:16:51,177
- (grunts)
- Yes, sir! You see that shit?!
2073
01:16:51,179 --> 01:16:54,414
Ow! Oh! But I got kids!
2074
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,516
You get off of her!
2075
01:16:55,518 --> 01:16:57,418
(shrieks, grunting)
2076
01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:59,786
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
2077
01:16:59,788 --> 01:17:01,922
♪ All the way down, let me get down ♪
2078
01:17:01,924 --> 01:17:04,191
♪ Down, down, me, I
get all the way down ♪
2079
01:17:04,193 --> 01:17:05,392
I said I got kids!
2080
01:17:05,394 --> 01:17:07,695
♪ Down, down, down, down, can I get ♪
2081
01:17:07,697 --> 01:17:11,198
♪ Down, down, down? Let's go ♪
2082
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,601
- (grunts)
- Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!
2083
01:17:13,603 --> 01:17:15,136
- (shouts)
- (grunts)
2084
01:17:15,138 --> 01:17:16,536
- (shrieking)
- ♪ Let me get down, down, down ♪
2085
01:17:16,538 --> 01:17:18,972
♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
2086
01:17:18,974 --> 01:17:20,975
Here I come!
2087
01:17:20,977 --> 01:17:23,043
- (shouting)
- ♪ Me, I get all the way down ♪
2088
01:17:23,045 --> 01:17:25,445
- (sirens wailing)
- ♪ All the way down, down, down, down ♪
2089
01:17:25,447 --> 01:17:26,579
- ♪ Me, I get down, down, down, down ♪
- Cops!
2090
01:17:26,581 --> 01:17:28,548
Come on, it's the cops! Come on.
2091
01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:30,985
- ♪ Dotty get down, down, down, down ♪
- Sorry.
2092
01:17:30,987 --> 01:17:32,919
♪ Can I get down,
down, down? Let's go ♪
2093
01:17:32,921 --> 01:17:37,423
♪ What I plan to be in
my fantasy is a boss... ♪
2094
01:17:37,425 --> 01:17:39,160
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
2095
01:17:39,162 --> 01:17:41,762
Officer, it was four
women in multicolored wigs
2096
01:17:41,764 --> 01:17:43,830
who started the whole thing,
but they're still in there.
2097
01:17:43,832 --> 01:17:47,468
- So, please, hurry!
- (shouting indistinctly)
2098
01:17:47,470 --> 01:17:50,471
OFFICER: Nobody leave! No,
you can't go anywhere yet!
2099
01:17:50,473 --> 01:17:51,739
JULIAN: Ryan!
2100
01:17:51,741 --> 01:17:53,641
RYAN: Julian!
2101
01:17:53,643 --> 01:17:56,110
Flossy Posse strikes again, huh?
2102
01:17:56,112 --> 01:17:59,015
- Julian!
- JULIAN: Good Lord.
2103
01:18:00,148 --> 01:18:02,316
(Ryan sighs)
2104
01:18:02,318 --> 01:18:04,421
How did you find us?
2105
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,353
I have superpowers.
2106
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:09,190
You must.
2107
01:18:09,192 --> 01:18:11,292
(chuckles) Yeah.
2108
01:18:11,294 --> 01:18:14,195
Or maybe, uh...
2109
01:18:14,197 --> 01:18:17,865
maybe it was this text you sent me.
2110
01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:20,467
RYAN: Julian! We're lost in space!
2111
01:18:20,469 --> 01:18:22,869
I'm not lost.
2112
01:18:22,871 --> 01:18:25,338
(laughing)
2113
01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:27,607
DINA: Do not be showing
my titties to Julian!
2114
01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,442
He don't need to see these Biggie Smalls!
2115
01:18:29,444 --> 01:18:30,844
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
2116
01:18:30,846 --> 01:18:33,681
I definitely do not remember making that.
2117
01:18:33,683 --> 01:18:37,517
- (whooping)
- I think Dina was right about her Biggie Smalls.
2118
01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:38,819
- (starts engine)
- Burned in the brain.
2119
01:18:38,821 --> 01:18:40,221
- (chuckles)
- DINA: Thanks, Julian.
2120
01:18:40,223 --> 01:18:42,056
That's what all the boys say.
2121
01:18:42,058 --> 01:18:44,290
(laughter)
2122
01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:46,727
- LISA: Julian!
- SASHA: Julian, have you heard of that record
2123
01:18:46,729 --> 01:18:48,462
that go "Bitch, bitch, motherfucker,
2124
01:18:48,464 --> 01:18:50,698
- motherfucker, bitch, bitch, bitch, motherfucker"?
- Hi!
2125
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,700
That's my shit. That's my new shit!
2126
01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:55,569
- That's misogynistic! We don't like it!
- (laughing)
2127
01:18:55,571 --> 01:18:58,239
All right, ladies, you
have a great evening.
2128
01:18:58,241 --> 01:19:00,341
Ju-Ju, thank you, baby.
2129
01:19:00,343 --> 01:19:02,575
Sash, I got you, babe. You know that.
2130
01:19:02,577 --> 01:19:04,744
- (groans)
- Take it easy, Lis.
2131
01:19:04,746 --> 01:19:06,379
- Yeah.
- Take it easy.
2132
01:19:06,381 --> 01:19:08,649
- Thank you, Julian.
- You're welcome.
2133
01:19:08,651 --> 01:19:10,817
- Thanks, brah. Thank you.
- My girl.
2134
01:19:10,819 --> 01:19:13,219
- My boy! All right.
- (chuckles)
2135
01:19:13,221 --> 01:19:15,556
- Ry, you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
2136
01:19:15,558 --> 01:19:18,057
Uh, I'll just be pouring my own drinks
2137
01:19:18,059 --> 01:19:19,893
for the rest of the weekend... that's all.
2138
01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,329
- That sounds like a good plan.
- Yeah, I think so. (chuckles)
2139
01:19:22,331 --> 01:19:24,664
- Thanks for everything, though.
- Any time.
2140
01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:26,066
(chuckles) You know that.
2141
01:19:26,068 --> 01:19:27,904
Oh. (chuckles)
2142
01:19:32,675 --> 01:19:34,845
(exhales)
2143
01:19:53,929 --> 01:19:55,762
(clears throat)
2144
01:19:55,764 --> 01:19:57,530
Um...
2145
01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:59,133
All right, so...
2146
01:19:59,135 --> 01:20:00,767
(inhales)
2147
01:20:00,769 --> 01:20:03,536
Um...
2148
01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:05,709
good night.
2149
01:20:06,776 --> 01:20:08,942
Good night.
2150
01:20:08,944 --> 01:20:11,145
(exhales) Good night.
2151
01:20:11,147 --> 01:20:12,646
(both chuckle)
2152
01:20:12,648 --> 01:20:14,815
(doors slide open)
2153
01:20:14,817 --> 01:20:17,153
(chuckles)
2154
01:20:21,157 --> 01:20:22,155
Hmm?
2155
01:20:22,157 --> 01:20:23,257
Good night.
2156
01:20:23,259 --> 01:20:25,159
- Oh, yes.
- Yep.
2157
01:20:25,161 --> 01:20:26,893
Morning-like, you know?
2158
01:20:26,895 --> 01:20:29,232
(chuckles) Yeah.
2159
01:20:36,938 --> 01:20:39,772
- (laughing) - Pop!
- Hey, look, she had it coming.
2160
01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:41,508
- She was trippin'.
- No, she was.
2161
01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:44,277
Yeah. I'm just happy Freaknik Lisa is back.
2162
01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,347
- Hey...
- Mmm, right?
2163
01:20:46,349 --> 01:20:48,848
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.
2164
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:50,683
Mmm. Mmm.
2165
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,953
Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
2166
01:20:52,955 --> 01:20:54,355
DINA: What?
2167
01:20:54,357 --> 01:20:56,292
- (man speaks indistinctly)
- WOMAN: Yeah.
2168
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,360
What was that, Sasha?
2169
01:21:00,362 --> 01:21:04,365
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?
2170
01:21:04,367 --> 01:21:07,200
- You texted him?
- I did.
2171
01:21:07,202 --> 01:21:09,203
- Never doubt.
- Girl.
2172
01:21:09,205 --> 01:21:11,371
- LISA: Never doubt a boss. Yes.
- You gonna get you some, girl.
2173
01:21:11,373 --> 01:21:14,141
- ♪ 'Cause I slay, I slay ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2174
01:21:14,143 --> 01:21:15,709
- ♪ I slay all day ♪
- Ooh, ooh.
2175
01:21:15,711 --> 01:21:18,212
♪ All day, all day, all day I slay. ♪
2176
01:21:18,214 --> 01:21:20,547
- (chuckles)
- Have a good evening, ladies.
2177
01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:22,216
You, too.
2178
01:21:22,218 --> 01:21:24,852
Yes, hunty, yes.
2179
01:21:24,854 --> 01:21:28,288
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up!
2180
01:21:28,290 --> 01:21:30,656
- (laughing)
- Yeah, he gonna knock the cobwebs
2181
01:21:30,658 --> 01:21:32,325
off that thing, you understand me?
2182
01:21:32,327 --> 01:21:35,228
- Oh.
- Oh. You remember when life was that simple?
2183
01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:37,897
All you wanted was just
to like a guy enough
2184
01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:39,333
to want to give him some.
2185
01:21:39,335 --> 01:21:40,901
Mm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
2186
01:21:40,903 --> 01:21:42,569
- That and being broke.
- Mm.
2187
01:21:42,571 --> 01:21:45,004
- Those problems are behind us, thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
2188
01:21:45,006 --> 01:21:47,508
For real. (chuckles)
2189
01:21:47,510 --> 01:21:49,008
(exhales)
2190
01:21:49,010 --> 01:21:50,744
I miss you, Sasha.
2191
01:21:50,746 --> 01:21:52,178
- (chuckles)
- I really do.
2192
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:54,248
I miss you, too.
2193
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:56,717
We were gonna take over the world together.
2194
01:21:56,719 --> 01:22:00,353
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?
2195
01:22:00,355 --> 01:22:04,024
I just hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.
2196
01:22:04,026 --> 01:22:07,761
You are so much better than that.
2197
01:22:07,763 --> 01:22:09,029
I'm good.
2198
01:22:09,031 --> 01:22:11,397
I'm handling mine.
2199
01:22:11,399 --> 01:22:13,066
Yeah.
2200
01:22:13,068 --> 01:22:14,334
Okay. Yeah.
2201
01:22:14,336 --> 01:22:15,538
No, I know. I know.
2202
01:22:19,942 --> 01:22:22,375
You know, Ryan, you don't have
2203
01:22:22,377 --> 01:22:24,410
to keep pretending like you have it all.
2204
01:22:24,412 --> 01:22:27,347
I mean, I know you want to
help people. You always have.
2205
01:22:27,349 --> 01:22:30,584
But maybe you would help
them more if you just...
2206
01:22:30,586 --> 01:22:32,585
tell 'em the truth,
2207
01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:34,855
that this shit is hard.
2208
01:22:34,857 --> 01:22:36,690
(sighs)
2209
01:22:36,692 --> 01:22:38,292
If I had your strength, Sash,
2210
01:22:38,294 --> 01:22:40,196
maybe I would, but...
2211
01:22:41,397 --> 01:22:44,231
...I'm not that girl anymore.
2212
01:22:44,233 --> 01:22:48,267
DINA: Y'all heifers
about to kiss now or what?
2213
01:22:48,269 --> 01:22:50,303
Jesus, get a room.
2214
01:22:50,305 --> 01:22:53,240
(laughing)
2215
01:22:53,242 --> 01:22:56,245
(Lisa and Malik moaning)
2216
01:22:59,314 --> 01:23:02,281
The beaver has cut down the tree!
2217
01:23:02,283 --> 01:23:04,218
- RYAN: Wow.
- Yes.
2218
01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:05,953
- About time. Mm.
- Mm.
2219
01:23:05,955 --> 01:23:07,756
- She needed some.
- Mm-hmm.
2220
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,460
DINA: All right!
2221
01:23:14,462 --> 01:23:16,129
Girl, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
2222
01:23:16,131 --> 01:23:17,664
What's she gonna do with a grapefruit?
2223
01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:19,432
She about to grapefruit him.
2224
01:23:19,434 --> 01:23:21,067
- What is that?
- You've never grapefruited?
2225
01:23:21,069 --> 01:23:23,739
- No, Dina.
- Girl... - Dina...
2226
01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:31,844
Oh, Lord have mercy.
2227
01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:33,614
(chuckles) Oh, my God.
2228
01:23:33,616 --> 01:23:35,582
He is a monster with it.
2229
01:23:35,584 --> 01:23:37,918
I ain't never used two
grapefruits. But wait.
2230
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,652
Let's listen, let's listen, let's listen.
2231
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:41,120
Five,
2232
01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:42,188
four,
2233
01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:43,789
three,
2234
01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:45,691
two, one.
2235
01:23:45,693 --> 01:23:46,959
(Malik screaming)
2236
01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:50,164
- LISA: Oh!
- MALIK: Lisa!
2237
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,999
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I'm gonna get some water.
- Fix it!
2238
01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:53,534
I'm gonna get some water.
The water will wash it out
2239
01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:55,035
- real quick!
- What'd she do, bite it off?
2240
01:23:55,037 --> 01:23:56,536
(Malik screaming)
2241
01:23:56,538 --> 01:23:58,838
I got grapefruit juice
in the pee-pee hole,
2242
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,473
and I need a first aid kit.
2243
01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:03,709
- Lisa! It burns!
- Oh! Oh, my God.
2244
01:24:03,711 --> 01:24:05,111
- I think I left it in my bag.
- My dick is on fire!
2245
01:24:05,113 --> 01:24:06,946
- All I have is eyewash.
- (screaming)
2246
01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:08,382
- Oh, my God!
- It's in my eye, Lisa!
2247
01:24:08,384 --> 01:24:11,185
Okay, just calm down! I
got some cooling cream!
2248
01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:12,886
- I got some aloe. (gasps) Oh, my gosh!
- (shrieks)
2249
01:24:12,888 --> 01:24:14,154
- I'm so sorry!
- You got to do something!
2250
01:24:14,156 --> 01:24:16,557
- It was my first time!
- You said you were a nurse!
2251
01:24:16,559 --> 01:24:18,558
- You said you were a nurse!
- It was an experiment!
2252
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,660
- I wanted to try something new!
- Oh, my God! - (moaning)
2253
01:24:20,662 --> 01:24:24,030
What happened to a normal
blow job?! (shrieks)
2254
01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:25,832
Ooh, that's that Shaka Zulu right there.
2255
01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:27,200
LISA: I got some aloe!
2256
01:24:27,202 --> 01:24:29,835
Girl...
2257
01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:32,838
MALIK: What kind of freaky
old-school shit is this?!
2258
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,473
(shrieks)
2259
01:24:34,475 --> 01:24:36,209
(bell clanging)
2260
01:24:36,211 --> 01:24:37,811
SASHA: I'm working on it.
2261
01:24:37,813 --> 01:24:40,880
I will have it to you by
the end of the weekend.
2262
01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:42,716
And it's good. It's good.
2263
01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:44,218
I'm talking 'bout...
2264
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:47,053
Caitlyn Jenner pregnant by Tyga good.
2265
01:24:47,055 --> 01:24:49,489
Photos to come.
2266
01:24:49,491 --> 01:24:51,225
(Dina speaks indistinctly)
2267
01:24:51,227 --> 01:24:52,859
LISA: Well, guess what, you're
gonna have to do what I say.
2268
01:24:52,861 --> 01:24:56,096
- 'Cause I-I didn't.
- DINA: I'm too cute. I'm too cute to be...
2269
01:24:56,098 --> 01:24:59,368
(Dina speaking indistinctly)
2270
01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:02,268
(Lisa speaks indistinctly)
2271
01:25:02,270 --> 01:25:03,704
Sasha!
2272
01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:05,539
Let's go!
2273
01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:08,909
You don't need no man right now anyway.
2274
01:25:08,911 --> 01:25:11,677
You two have built an incredible brand.
2275
01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:15,615
We think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to Best Mart
2276
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:19,085
what Martha Stewart is to Kmart but bigger.
2277
01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:20,286
Really?
2278
01:25:20,288 --> 01:25:21,788
Bottom line is that
2279
01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:23,856
you two give people hope
2280
01:25:23,858 --> 01:25:26,426
that you can have it all.
2281
01:25:26,428 --> 01:25:27,927
And we want in.
2282
01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:30,364
(chuckles) That's...
2283
01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,932
that's fantastic.
2284
01:25:31,934 --> 01:25:33,600
ELIZABETH: It is.
2285
01:25:33,602 --> 01:25:35,435
It is, but let's be honest,
2286
01:25:35,437 --> 01:25:38,974
it's, uh, all about the offer.
2287
01:25:56,959 --> 01:25:57,958
(clears throat)
2288
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,095
Holy shit.
2289
01:26:00,461 --> 01:26:02,396
I...
2290
01:26:02,398 --> 01:26:03,730
(clears throat) I mean,
2291
01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:05,798
it's a very good start.
2292
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,602
I'll convene with, uh, my team,
2293
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,306
and we'll-we'll get back to you.
2294
01:26:14,777 --> 01:26:17,177
BETHANY: Sounds good. (clears throat)
2295
01:26:17,179 --> 01:26:19,679
Gentlemen. Ryan.
2296
01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:21,914
- Yes, thank you, Bethany.
- Mm-hmm.
2297
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,917
- Stewart.
- Thank you.
2298
01:26:23,919 --> 01:26:25,584
- (indistinct chatter)
- (cork pops)
2299
01:26:25,586 --> 01:26:27,853
RYAN: Thank you, Best Mart!
2300
01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:29,489
Uh-oh. Get it, get it, get it.
2301
01:26:29,491 --> 01:26:30,824
Ooh!
2302
01:26:30,826 --> 01:26:32,592
- Yes! - Cheers!
- Congrats!
2303
01:26:32,594 --> 01:26:34,593
- Yes!
- Hey, uh, Sasha,
2304
01:26:34,595 --> 01:26:37,196
you think your paparazzi guy
would sell the photo to me?
2305
01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:39,966
We could bury that shit
and just move forward.
2306
01:26:39,968 --> 01:26:42,602
Yeah, um, I mean, um,
2307
01:26:42,604 --> 01:26:43,969
I can find out.
2308
01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:45,172
Why? What's-what's going on?
2309
01:26:45,174 --> 01:26:47,307
Well, ladies,
2310
01:26:47,309 --> 01:26:49,942
Stew and I talked today, and I really think
2311
01:26:49,944 --> 01:26:52,512
our marriage is gonna get back on track.
2312
01:26:52,514 --> 01:26:54,681
Oh.
2313
01:26:54,683 --> 01:26:57,217
So you're gonna take
that community penis back.
2314
01:26:57,219 --> 01:27:00,119
(chuckles) Look, y'all, men have egos.
2315
01:27:00,121 --> 01:27:01,120
His was deflated.
2316
01:27:01,122 --> 01:27:02,489
Retiring, it screwed him up.
2317
01:27:02,491 --> 01:27:04,524
And you know how men are, rudderless,
2318
01:27:04,526 --> 01:27:06,125
needing a purpose.
2319
01:27:06,127 --> 01:27:07,526
All right.
2320
01:27:07,528 --> 01:27:10,629
Used but not broken. (chuckles)
2321
01:27:10,631 --> 01:27:12,199
Well, cheers to that.
2322
01:27:12,201 --> 01:27:14,234
DINA: Cheers, that part, yes.
2323
01:27:14,236 --> 01:27:17,904
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- (cheering and applause)
2324
01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:19,172
DINA: Ooh!
2325
01:27:19,174 --> 01:27:21,077
Oh, look. There goes Julian.
2326
01:27:23,245 --> 01:27:24,647
(playing "Because of You")
2327
01:27:26,215 --> 01:27:28,315
(whooping)
2328
01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,850
♪ Ooh... ♪
2329
01:27:29,852 --> 01:27:31,151
I see you, Julian!
2330
01:27:31,153 --> 01:27:32,485
I see you, boy!
2331
01:27:32,487 --> 01:27:33,887
(cheering)
2332
01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:35,655
♪ Want to but I can't help it ♪
2333
01:27:35,657 --> 01:27:38,325
♪ I love the way it feels ♪
2334
01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:40,093
♪ It's got me stuck ♪
2335
01:27:40,095 --> 01:27:42,361
♪ Every day knowing that I won't ♪
2336
01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:44,364
♪ All because of you ♪
2337
01:27:44,366 --> 01:27:47,734
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ All ♪
2338
01:27:47,736 --> 01:27:49,201
- ♪ Because of you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
2339
01:27:49,203 --> 01:27:51,103
♪ It's all because of you ♪
2340
01:27:51,105 --> 01:27:52,772
He is so great.
2341
01:27:52,774 --> 01:27:55,374
- ♪ All because of you ♪
- ♪ Because, because ♪
2342
01:27:55,376 --> 01:27:57,944
♪ Never get enough ♪
2343
01:27:57,946 --> 01:28:00,914
- ♪ Never get enough ♪
- ♪ She's the ♪
2344
01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:03,383
♪ Sweetest drug ♪
2345
01:28:03,385 --> 01:28:04,718
(cheering)
2346
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,286
♪ ♪
2347
01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:11,091
♪ Do, do, do, do, do. ♪
2348
01:28:11,093 --> 01:28:13,793
(laughs)
2349
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:16,128
- (laughs)
- I'm serious. You were so good.
2350
01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:17,963
- Well, thank you.
- Like, I can't...
2351
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:19,566
- I can't even...
- Stop it,
2352
01:28:19,568 --> 01:28:21,234
- stop it, stop it.
- No, I can't believe it.
2353
01:28:21,236 --> 01:28:22,902
You know how far you've
come from when you used
2354
01:28:22,904 --> 01:28:25,237
to make the slow jam
mixtapes back in the day?
2355
01:28:25,239 --> 01:28:27,441
"The J's Slow Jam Mixtape."
2356
01:28:27,443 --> 01:28:29,241
"J's Slow Jams."
2357
01:28:29,243 --> 01:28:32,411
- Those were legendary!
- They were. I'm not gonna front.
2358
01:28:32,413 --> 01:28:34,414
- They were.
- Yes. I'm just,
2359
01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,749
- you know, working on my craft.
- Wow. I can tell.
2360
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,084
Did you see those ladies?
2361
01:28:38,086 --> 01:28:39,418
They were going crazy for you.
2362
01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:40,419
(chuckles)
2363
01:28:40,421 --> 01:28:42,321
I can see why you're not married.
2364
01:28:42,323 --> 01:28:46,593
Oh. Oh, so now you want
to analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
2365
01:28:46,595 --> 01:28:49,262
- Think that's what we doin'?
- No, I am serious, though.
2366
01:28:49,264 --> 01:28:50,996
Though, be honest, come
on, come on, what is it,
2367
01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:53,232
what is it? You got... commitment issues?
2368
01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,401
- (groans) Come on.
- Restless soul?
2369
01:28:55,403 --> 01:28:57,070
A little tortured artist...
2370
01:28:57,072 --> 01:28:59,239
- Why I got to be tortured? No.
- ...who only has time
2371
01:28:59,241 --> 01:29:00,606
for his music?
2372
01:29:00,608 --> 01:29:04,076
Or is it just too much ass to pass up?
2373
01:29:04,078 --> 01:29:05,611
Truthfully?
2374
01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:07,112
Don't lie.
2375
01:29:07,114 --> 01:29:08,615
There's a whole lot of ass out there.
2376
01:29:08,617 --> 01:29:10,616
- (laughing)
- (chuckles) No, no, I'm...
2377
01:29:10,618 --> 01:29:12,352
No, listen, just be honest, be honest.
2378
01:29:12,354 --> 01:29:13,289
What is it?
2379
01:29:14,489 --> 01:29:17,292
I haven't found my equal yet.
2380
01:29:19,661 --> 01:29:22,596
If the right woman came along,
2381
01:29:22,598 --> 01:29:25,001
I'm 100% in.
2382
01:29:26,868 --> 01:29:28,301
DINA: I mean...
2383
01:29:28,303 --> 01:29:29,302
Oh, come on.
2384
01:29:29,304 --> 01:29:30,469
(Dina speaks indistinctly)
2385
01:29:30,471 --> 01:29:31,771
That's true, though.
2386
01:29:31,773 --> 01:29:33,839
- That's not true.
- (laughter)
2387
01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:36,645
You know what I'm sayin'? (chuckles)
2388
01:29:38,679 --> 01:29:40,112
Where you think you're going,
2389
01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:41,515
to get your ass kicked again?
2390
01:29:41,517 --> 01:29:42,949
I need to talk to Ryan.
2391
01:29:42,951 --> 01:29:44,150
That's not gonna happen.
2392
01:29:44,152 --> 01:29:45,788
Let's go.
2393
01:29:51,393 --> 01:29:53,392
How'd you know she was here, anyway?
2394
01:29:53,394 --> 01:29:54,964
(phone beeps)
2395
01:29:57,064 --> 01:29:58,330
Fuck.
2396
01:29:58,332 --> 01:30:00,400
I got to get a new line of work.
2397
01:30:00,402 --> 01:30:03,402
All right, I'll deliver
your message. What's up?
2398
01:30:03,404 --> 01:30:06,405
I just found out I'm pregnant.
2399
01:30:06,407 --> 01:30:10,142
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.
2400
01:30:10,144 --> 01:30:11,710
Does he know?
2401
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:13,646
I told him, and now this
motherfucker won't return
2402
01:30:13,648 --> 01:30:15,181
any of my calls or texts.
2403
01:30:15,183 --> 01:30:17,851
Aw, let me go find a tear to shed for you.
2404
01:30:17,853 --> 01:30:19,985
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.
2405
01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,387
Well, why did you come here?
2406
01:30:21,389 --> 01:30:23,557
Because I didn't make this baby by myself.
2407
01:30:23,559 --> 01:30:26,058
Bottom line, I need Stewart
2408
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:29,663
to call me back within the next
24 hours or I will go public.
2409
01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:33,900
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site,
2410
01:30:33,902 --> 01:30:36,570
give the exclusive to Sasha's Secrets.
2411
01:30:36,572 --> 01:30:38,103
And I have pictures.
2412
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:40,606
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
2413
01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:43,178
Think it over.
2414
01:30:48,082 --> 01:30:49,583
(sighs)
2415
01:30:49,585 --> 01:30:51,687
What was that about?
2416
01:30:53,956 --> 01:30:55,254
- JULIAN: You know, you...
- RYAN: Oh, you can tell
2417
01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:56,957
- you got an eye for...
- I...
2418
01:30:56,959 --> 01:30:58,557
- You can tell which ones, which ones.
- Listen, I got a...
2419
01:30:58,559 --> 01:31:00,526
- I got a eye for it all. Tru-Trust me.
- All right.
2420
01:31:00,528 --> 01:31:02,764
- You do.
- Hey, what up, y'all?
2421
01:31:05,367 --> 01:31:07,703
What's wrong?
2422
01:31:10,772 --> 01:31:12,771
I tried everything.
2423
01:31:12,773 --> 01:31:14,774
I...
2424
01:31:14,776 --> 01:31:17,543
I went to all the top specialists.
2425
01:31:17,545 --> 01:31:19,545
I...
2426
01:31:19,547 --> 01:31:24,551
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market and...
2427
01:31:24,553 --> 01:31:25,921
nothing.
2428
01:31:30,058 --> 01:31:32,728
She gave him what I couldn't.
2429
01:31:35,764 --> 01:31:37,931
Why didn't you...
2430
01:31:37,933 --> 01:31:41,567
tell us that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?
2431
01:31:41,569 --> 01:31:44,471
Because I was embarrassed.
2432
01:31:44,473 --> 01:31:46,975
I didn't want anyone to know.
2433
01:31:51,513 --> 01:31:53,746
Look what I did.
2434
01:31:53,748 --> 01:31:55,515
That's their baby.
2435
01:31:55,517 --> 01:31:58,017
I took a pug and I put that with Stewart
2436
01:31:58,019 --> 01:32:00,853
and made this bitch baby.
2437
01:32:00,855 --> 01:32:02,254
And they can have that
little bitch-ass baby.
2438
01:32:02,256 --> 01:32:04,089
It's gonna have a big ol' booty
2439
01:32:04,091 --> 01:32:06,926
- and a ugly-ass face, just like his mama.
- Mm.
2440
01:32:06,928 --> 01:32:08,628
And then I made a variety of babies,
2441
01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:11,830
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.
2442
01:32:11,832 --> 01:32:13,365
- Little pound puppies.
- (chuckling)
2443
01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:16,535
- (knocking) - And they gonna
make a ugly-ass bitch baby.
2444
01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:18,471
You understand me?
2445
01:32:18,473 --> 01:32:20,306
I love you.
2446
01:32:20,308 --> 01:32:21,473
Look at that baby.
2447
01:32:21,475 --> 01:32:23,209
Look like it licks its own ass.
2448
01:32:23,211 --> 01:32:25,445
- (Ryan chuckles)
- That's how ugly that baby is.
2449
01:32:25,447 --> 01:32:27,179
- That one.
- (Ryan and Dina chuckle)
2450
01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:29,015
- DINA: That's a ugly-ass baby, ain't it?
- (Ryan chuckling)
2451
01:32:29,017 --> 01:32:30,683
It's Stewart.
2452
01:32:30,685 --> 01:32:32,185
The hell?
2453
01:32:32,187 --> 01:32:33,619
STEWART: Ryan,
2454
01:32:33,621 --> 01:32:35,187
please let me in.
2455
01:32:35,189 --> 01:32:36,655
DINA: The hell he want?
2456
01:32:36,657 --> 01:32:38,627
Let him in.
2457
01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:44,800
(sighs)
2458
01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:50,005
You a piece of shit.
2459
01:32:52,674 --> 01:32:54,910
(door closes)
2460
01:32:57,879 --> 01:33:00,149
We need to talk.
2461
01:33:03,818 --> 01:33:06,085
Alone.
2462
01:33:06,087 --> 01:33:08,353
There ain't nothing you need to say to her
2463
01:33:08,355 --> 01:33:09,923
that you can't say in front of us.
2464
01:33:09,925 --> 01:33:11,327
Mm-hmm.
2465
01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,864
Uh, it's okay.
2466
01:33:17,866 --> 01:33:19,769
It's okay.
2467
01:33:21,670 --> 01:33:23,339
We'll wait for you downstairs.
2468
01:33:24,672 --> 01:33:26,573
Here, take my stun gun.
2469
01:33:26,575 --> 01:33:29,042
Now, this button right here...
it raises the voltage of it.
2470
01:33:29,044 --> 01:33:30,877
As a matter of fact,
you know what? Fuck it.
2471
01:33:30,879 --> 01:33:32,445
I'm gonna just leave it on high.
2472
01:33:32,447 --> 01:33:33,879
All right? And just tag him
2473
01:33:33,881 --> 01:33:35,718
right in the balls if he do something.
2474
01:33:37,051 --> 01:33:39,185
Both balls.
2475
01:33:39,187 --> 01:33:41,290
Dick, too.
2476
01:33:50,197 --> 01:33:52,300
I spoke with Simone.
2477
01:33:54,202 --> 01:33:57,603
She agreed to sign an NDA
2478
01:33:57,605 --> 01:33:59,705
in exchange for a monthly payment
2479
01:33:59,707 --> 01:34:01,307
for her and the baby.
2480
01:34:01,309 --> 01:34:04,377
I could... kill you.
2481
01:34:04,379 --> 01:34:06,948
I am so furious right now.
2482
01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:11,450
And you have every right to be.
2483
01:34:11,452 --> 01:34:13,786
Do you even...
2484
01:34:13,788 --> 01:34:16,157
love me anymore?
2485
01:34:17,492 --> 01:34:19,758
Of course I do.
2486
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:22,462
I made a terrible mistake.
2487
01:34:22,464 --> 01:34:24,297
(sighs)
2488
01:34:24,299 --> 01:34:28,334
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore,
2489
01:34:28,336 --> 01:34:32,070
but you can trust me as your partner.
2490
01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:37,442
This deal will set us up for life.
2491
01:34:37,444 --> 01:34:39,978
But we can't do it apart.
2492
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:44,083
Ryan without Stewart...
2493
01:34:44,085 --> 01:34:46,322
doesn't have it all.
2494
01:34:51,193 --> 01:34:54,526
(sighs heavily)
2495
01:34:54,528 --> 01:34:57,429
I just hope she kicked his cheatin' ass out
2496
01:34:57,431 --> 01:35:00,333
and tagged his dick skin
till it fried like bacon.
2497
01:35:00,335 --> 01:35:02,101
- Mm-hmm.
- Damn, Lis.
2498
01:35:02,103 --> 01:35:04,204
I thought you wanted them to work it out.
2499
01:35:04,206 --> 01:35:05,637
Yeah, well, I changed my mind
2500
01:35:05,639 --> 01:35:07,507
as soon as I saw his arrogant face,
2501
01:35:07,509 --> 01:35:11,343
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.
2502
01:35:11,345 --> 01:35:13,279
- SASHA: Amen.
- DINA: Mm-hmm.
2503
01:35:13,281 --> 01:35:14,681
LISA: Unbelievable.
2504
01:35:14,683 --> 01:35:16,950
And she's been up there too long.
2505
01:35:16,952 --> 01:35:19,288
Oh, what the hell's going on?
2506
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:26,159
What in the...?
2507
01:35:26,161 --> 01:35:27,793
- Fuck?
- Damn.
2508
01:35:27,795 --> 01:35:29,294
The fuck?
2509
01:35:29,296 --> 01:35:31,164
LISA: Why is she doing that?
2510
01:35:31,166 --> 01:35:33,700
- Mm.
- Really, though?
2511
01:35:33,702 --> 01:35:36,668
(Sasha sighs)
2512
01:35:36,670 --> 01:35:37,669
(Lisa sighs)
2513
01:35:37,671 --> 01:35:39,575
- The fuck?
- Damn.
2514
01:35:40,908 --> 01:35:43,179
(sighs)
2515
01:35:47,248 --> 01:35:48,882
Are you staying with him?
2516
01:35:48,884 --> 01:35:51,584
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,
2517
01:35:51,586 --> 01:35:53,352
so it's gonna be fine.
2518
01:35:53,354 --> 01:35:54,987
Oh, wait. No, hold up. Stop. Wait.
2519
01:35:54,989 --> 01:35:58,091
So, he dickmatized you that quick?
2520
01:35:58,093 --> 01:36:00,093
Dina, he's my husband.
2521
01:36:00,095 --> 01:36:01,727
He's not some guy in a bathroom stall.
2522
01:36:01,729 --> 01:36:04,163
- Mm?
- I'm not just gonna throw everything away.
2523
01:36:04,165 --> 01:36:06,766
You know what? Ry, I get it.
2524
01:36:06,768 --> 01:36:08,567
'Cause when I was leaving
Terrence, I was terrified.
2525
01:36:08,569 --> 01:36:10,003
- (ringtone plays)
- I didn't think
2526
01:36:10,005 --> 01:36:11,337
I was gonna be able to do it on my own,
2527
01:36:11,339 --> 01:36:12,771
but I've been figuring it out.
2528
01:36:12,773 --> 01:36:14,240
- You will, too.
- Mm-hmm.
2529
01:36:14,242 --> 01:36:15,408
I'll help you.
2530
01:36:15,410 --> 01:36:18,244
Lisa, that's sweet, but I'm not like you.
2531
01:36:18,246 --> 01:36:20,282
You don't understand. I
can't live with my mother.
2532
01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:24,616
Well... well, what is wrong
2533
01:36:24,618 --> 01:36:27,552
with living with your
mother? I... I love my mother.
2534
01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:29,422
You don't get it. You all can't get it.
2535
01:36:29,424 --> 01:36:30,890
You're not in my world.
2536
01:36:30,892 --> 01:36:32,892
You don't live my life.
2537
01:36:32,894 --> 01:36:34,627
I can't just walk away from that.
2538
01:36:34,629 --> 01:36:35,895
I give people hope.
2539
01:36:35,897 --> 01:36:37,195
- I don't have a choice.
- (ringtone plays)
2540
01:36:37,197 --> 01:36:39,399
Where is your hope? This is you choosing,
2541
01:36:39,401 --> 01:36:41,401
and this choice is diminishing you.
2542
01:36:41,403 --> 01:36:43,302
Diminishing me?
2543
01:36:43,304 --> 01:36:45,304
Says the woman who chooses
2544
01:36:45,306 --> 01:36:49,275
to talk shit about people for a living?
2545
01:36:49,277 --> 01:36:51,410
Way to use that journalism degree, Sash.
2546
01:36:51,412 --> 01:36:53,279
- (ringtone playing)
- Look, I got to pay bills.
2547
01:36:53,281 --> 01:36:56,214
And for the record, I
have multiple degrees.
2548
01:36:56,216 --> 01:36:57,450
- Hey, hey.
- Then use one of 'em.
2549
01:36:57,452 --> 01:36:59,118
How you gonna tell me to use 'em?
2550
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,587
All right. Let's have a time
- out. Just a little breather.
2551
01:37:01,589 --> 01:37:04,824
- And just take a moment.
- Yes! Hello. - (phone dings)
2552
01:37:04,826 --> 01:37:06,793
- ELIZABETH: Ryan, have you seen it?
- Oh, they trippin'.
2553
01:37:06,795 --> 01:37:08,628
- RYAN: What? - Oh, shit.
- ELIZABETH: Fuckin' Simone.
2554
01:37:08,630 --> 01:37:10,929
- Is that that bitch from the demo?
- Wait.
2555
01:37:10,931 --> 01:37:12,731
ELIZABETH: Have you been on
the Internet? It's a disaster.
2556
01:37:12,733 --> 01:37:14,834
- It's just a shit show. All right, I'm gonna fix it.
- Oh.
2557
01:37:14,836 --> 01:37:16,069
- Hell, no.
- ELIZABETH: All right, I got to fix this.
2558
01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:17,070
All right, bye. Bye. Bye.
2559
01:37:17,072 --> 01:37:18,838
RYAN: You conniving...
2560
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:20,306
You are sneaky.
2561
01:37:20,308 --> 01:37:22,075
All right, all right,
everybody, let's just...
2562
01:37:22,077 --> 01:37:23,810
- How could you do that?
- You think I did this?
2563
01:37:23,812 --> 01:37:25,911
I didn't do this. Simone must have.
2564
01:37:25,913 --> 01:37:29,515
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?
2565
01:37:29,517 --> 01:37:31,918
Huh? That Simone?
2566
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,785
Wait. What did you do? Did you...
2567
01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:36,455
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?
2568
01:37:36,457 --> 01:37:37,957
- Are you serious?
- Because you know what?
2569
01:37:37,959 --> 01:37:39,359
I know you're broke.
2570
01:37:39,361 --> 01:37:41,093
I see you hiding your tags in your shirt.
2571
01:37:41,095 --> 01:37:44,297
We all see it. I'm not stupid.
2572
01:37:44,299 --> 01:37:45,365
- OTHERS: Yeah.
- LISA: It happens.
2573
01:37:45,367 --> 01:37:46,766
- You know, I mean...
- Yeah, I mean, we know
2574
01:37:46,768 --> 01:37:48,334
- them ain't no real Red Bottoms.
- I shop at Goodwill.
2575
01:37:48,336 --> 01:37:49,668
You know, Nordstrom's do take stuff back.
2576
01:37:49,670 --> 01:37:51,771
That's what's so cool
about Nordstrom's, you know,
2577
01:37:51,773 --> 01:37:53,839
- Nordstrom's takes every...
- Congratulations, Sash.
2578
01:37:53,841 --> 01:37:57,442
You know what? I really
hope it was worth it!
2579
01:37:57,444 --> 01:37:59,978
You know what? Hey.
2580
01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:02,448
Hey! The fucking thought did cross my mind,
2581
01:38:02,450 --> 01:38:05,651
but I would never play you
out like that for some money.
2582
01:38:05,653 --> 01:38:08,221
The problem is, you never
valued our friendship
2583
01:38:08,223 --> 01:38:09,554
as much as I did.
2584
01:38:09,556 --> 01:38:11,156
How could you say that?
2585
01:38:11,158 --> 01:38:13,392
You are like a sister
to me. I have always...
2586
01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:16,396
This how you treat a sister? I
quit my job at The Times
2587
01:38:16,398 --> 01:38:18,063
to get our website off the ground.
2588
01:38:18,065 --> 01:38:19,499
I hired a designer.
2589
01:38:19,501 --> 01:38:21,667
And what did you do? What'd you do, sis?
2590
01:38:21,669 --> 01:38:23,035
- You left me high and dry.
- (Ryan scoffs)
2591
01:38:23,037 --> 01:38:24,503
Because you thought
2592
01:38:24,505 --> 01:38:26,571
that you could get more
success with Stewart.
2593
01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:29,674
Why you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?
2594
01:38:29,676 --> 01:38:31,576
And not-not once did you apologize.
2595
01:38:31,578 --> 01:38:33,846
If you would have told me
no, I wouldn't have done it.
2596
01:38:33,848 --> 01:38:35,380
You should have spoken up!
2597
01:38:35,382 --> 01:38:37,816
How the fuck do I compete with pillow talk?
2598
01:38:37,818 --> 01:38:40,652
Dickmatized, just like she said.
2599
01:38:40,654 --> 01:38:42,588
And, well, you could
have said no, though...
2600
01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:44,757
- Dina, nobody asked you!
- Sasha, just listen to Ryan
2601
01:38:44,759 --> 01:38:46,191
for a second. She's trying to explain!
2602
01:38:46,193 --> 01:38:47,893
You know what? Stop
it. Stop it. I should...
2603
01:38:47,895 --> 01:38:49,695
I should know better
than to expect y'all two
2604
01:38:49,697 --> 01:38:51,030
to have my back anyway.
2605
01:38:51,032 --> 01:38:53,332
See, I know how it works in this circle.
2606
01:38:53,334 --> 01:38:54,767
We got the queen bee,
2607
01:38:54,769 --> 01:38:56,701
and we got her two little worker bees.
2608
01:38:56,703 --> 01:38:58,771
- LISA: What?!
- Worker bee? Bitch, who you talking about
2609
01:38:58,773 --> 01:39:01,240
a worker bee? I'm my own bee.
No, you take that shit back.
2610
01:39:01,242 --> 01:39:03,209
- Take that shit back.
- I'm not taking it back.
2611
01:39:03,211 --> 01:39:04,776
All right, all right, stop!
Just everybody take a time-out.
2612
01:39:04,778 --> 01:39:06,212
So what? Whether I need
'em or not, I like 'em.
2613
01:39:06,214 --> 01:39:07,612
Pull it back. Time-out.
2614
01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:09,248
Why don't you shut the fuck up
2615
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,350
and stop talking to us
like we're one of your kids?
2616
01:39:11,352 --> 01:39:13,085
Wait a minute. You'd better pause
2617
01:39:13,087 --> 01:39:14,920
and stop acting like one of my kids.
2618
01:39:14,922 --> 01:39:16,955
How about that? Put some clothes on.
2619
01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:18,391
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to tell you...
2620
01:39:18,393 --> 01:39:19,792
LISA: Stop getting trashed every night
2621
01:39:19,794 --> 01:39:22,462
and fucking random dick every week.
2622
01:39:22,464 --> 01:39:25,097
You just got some random dick
and your ass got real loose.
2623
01:39:25,099 --> 01:39:27,232
And let me tell you something, bitch.
2624
01:39:27,234 --> 01:39:29,102
Just because he got a big dick
2625
01:39:29,104 --> 01:39:32,204
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass.
2626
01:39:32,206 --> 01:39:34,240
You know what? Have it. I don't even know
2627
01:39:34,242 --> 01:39:35,941
why I'm here with your ass.
2628
01:39:35,943 --> 01:39:38,977
You need to change that
stank-ass attitude of yours
2629
01:39:38,979 --> 01:39:41,481
- or your ass is gonna end up with the clap.
- Bitch, please.
2630
01:39:41,483 --> 01:39:43,048
Clap? Been there, done that,
2631
01:39:43,050 --> 01:39:45,485
- had that, and I'm immune to the shit, bitch.
- Excuse me.
2632
01:39:45,487 --> 01:39:47,954
I'll clap your ass up out of here.
2633
01:39:47,956 --> 01:39:49,722
Fuck you, Lisa!
2634
01:39:49,724 --> 01:39:51,324
And fuck both of y'all, too,
2635
01:39:51,326 --> 01:39:52,892
with y'all raggedy, fake asses.
2636
01:39:52,894 --> 01:39:54,627
Both of y'all bitches is fake.
2637
01:39:54,629 --> 01:39:56,896
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one.
2638
01:39:56,898 --> 01:39:58,830
You know what? You know what? Here.
2639
01:39:58,832 --> 01:40:01,269
Give Lisa back her raggedy-ass phone.
2640
01:40:02,636 --> 01:40:04,803
Oh, wait, hold up. Hold up.
2641
01:40:04,805 --> 01:40:06,571
Here, 'cause I don't need
you calling the police on me.
2642
01:40:06,573 --> 01:40:08,908
Take your card. Oh, and yes,
2643
01:40:08,910 --> 01:40:11,747
I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance.
2644
01:40:13,313 --> 01:40:14,914
Stupid ass... oh, oh, oh.
2645
01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:17,283
And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.
2646
01:40:17,285 --> 01:40:19,317
Here. Take your driver's
license so you can get
2647
01:40:19,319 --> 01:40:21,087
on the plane with your nasty-ass,
2648
01:40:21,089 --> 01:40:25,924
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
that fuck Instagram bitches!
2649
01:40:25,926 --> 01:40:27,959
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch.
2650
01:40:27,961 --> 01:40:30,195
I can't believe you motherfuckers!
2651
01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:32,464
That's why I'm-a fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity,
2652
01:40:32,466 --> 01:40:34,767
stupid-ass bitches. I hate y'all!
2653
01:40:34,769 --> 01:40:36,538
And I love you, but I hate you, bitch!
2654
01:40:43,044 --> 01:40:45,043
You happy, Sash?
2655
01:40:45,045 --> 01:40:46,514
Hmm?
2656
01:40:48,349 --> 01:40:52,051
You have ruined my life
2657
01:40:52,053 --> 01:40:54,656
and 20 years of friendship.
2658
01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:58,156
You know what?
2659
01:40:58,158 --> 01:40:59,393
Fuck all y'all.
2660
01:41:02,063 --> 01:41:04,362
I know I've done a few
foul things in my life,
2661
01:41:04,364 --> 01:41:06,332
but I would never do that.
2662
01:41:06,334 --> 01:41:08,034
I did not do this.
2663
01:41:08,036 --> 01:41:11,038
My friends would know that.
2664
01:41:13,474 --> 01:41:16,342
Fucking real friend.
2665
01:41:16,344 --> 01:41:18,578
♪ ♪
2666
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:20,882
(sighs)
2667
01:41:28,422 --> 01:41:31,656
(TV theme music playing)
2668
01:41:31,658 --> 01:41:33,993
Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple
2669
01:41:33,995 --> 01:41:35,895
has got a third party wedging her way
2670
01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:37,262
into their house of love.
2671
01:41:37,264 --> 01:41:38,931
This recent picture has emerged
2672
01:41:38,933 --> 01:41:41,366
of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,
2673
01:41:41,368 --> 01:41:43,869
getting cozy with an Instagram model
2674
01:41:43,871 --> 01:41:45,338
by the name of Simone.
2675
01:41:45,340 --> 01:41:47,173
No last name given.
2676
01:41:47,175 --> 01:41:48,673
You know, this is a tough situation,
2677
01:41:48,675 --> 01:41:51,343
even for renowned relationship expert Ryan.
2678
01:41:51,345 --> 01:41:54,347
If I will it, I can have it all.
2679
01:41:54,349 --> 01:41:55,914
Let's hope for the best
2680
01:41:55,916 --> 01:41:57,415
for this stunning couple.
2681
01:41:57,417 --> 01:41:58,851
(exhales)
2682
01:41:58,853 --> 01:42:01,422
(TV theme music plays)
2683
01:42:06,126 --> 01:42:08,429
(sighs)
2684
01:42:19,607 --> 01:42:21,910
DINA: Can I get a refill, please?
2685
01:42:29,117 --> 01:42:31,053
(bartender speaks indistinctly)
2686
01:42:40,060 --> 01:42:42,630
- Hey.
- Hey.
2687
01:42:44,765 --> 01:42:47,333
Look, I'm really...
2688
01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,602
sorry for what I said.
2689
01:42:49,604 --> 01:42:51,803
I-I did not mean any of it.
2690
01:42:51,805 --> 01:42:53,271
(exhales)
2691
01:42:53,273 --> 01:42:56,676
I know y'all keep me around for laughs.
2692
01:42:56,678 --> 01:42:58,910
But I love you heifers.
2693
01:42:58,912 --> 01:43:02,481
I would die for every last one of you.
2694
01:43:02,483 --> 01:43:04,616
I know you would.
2695
01:43:04,618 --> 01:43:06,285
And you know what?
2696
01:43:06,287 --> 01:43:09,254
You are one of the most loyal,
2697
01:43:09,256 --> 01:43:11,691
fiercest, most honest friend we have.
2698
01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:13,793
We are so lucky to have you.
2699
01:43:13,795 --> 01:43:15,593
You right.
2700
01:43:15,595 --> 01:43:17,530
Y'all very lucky.
2701
01:43:17,532 --> 01:43:19,534
Very, very lucky.
2702
01:43:20,934 --> 01:43:22,703
Very lucky.
2703
01:43:26,174 --> 01:43:27,972
- I love you.
- (laughs): I love you, too.
2704
01:43:27,974 --> 01:43:30,144
- Oh.
- Oh.
2705
01:43:32,779 --> 01:43:35,684
(intro to Aretha Franklin's
"Ain't No Way" playing)
2706
01:43:41,188 --> 01:43:43,188
SASHA: For years now
2707
01:43:43,190 --> 01:43:45,324
I've been posting unflattering photos
2708
01:43:45,326 --> 01:43:49,962
and headlines about anyone who
would get more hits to my site.
2709
01:43:49,964 --> 01:43:54,333
I did this without
regard for their privacy,
2710
01:43:54,335 --> 01:43:56,535
their dignity...
2711
01:43:56,537 --> 01:43:58,803
or their humanity.
2712
01:43:58,805 --> 01:44:01,574
(cheering)
2713
01:44:01,576 --> 01:44:03,209
REPORTER: Ryan! Any comments?
2714
01:44:03,211 --> 01:44:05,543
SASHA: But when someone
close to you gets hurt,
2715
01:44:05,545 --> 01:44:08,547
it forces you to realize that
these are not just photos,
2716
01:44:08,549 --> 01:44:10,383
they're not just words...
2717
01:44:10,385 --> 01:44:14,253
they affect real people
with real feelings
2718
01:44:14,255 --> 01:44:16,054
who feel real pain, just
like everybody else.
2719
01:44:16,056 --> 01:44:17,823
REPORTER: Ryan.
2720
01:44:17,825 --> 01:44:19,158
REPORTER 2: When are you gonna
talk about the baby, Ryan?
2721
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:20,726
Ryan, Stewart, just a comment, please!
2722
01:44:20,728 --> 01:44:23,928
And the fact that those closest to me
2723
01:44:23,930 --> 01:44:25,931
would question my character
2724
01:44:25,933 --> 01:44:27,932
has led me to the decision
2725
01:44:27,934 --> 01:44:30,835
that I no longer want
to be part of a process
2726
01:44:30,837 --> 01:44:32,771
that tears people down for profit.
2727
01:44:32,773 --> 01:44:34,774
ELIZABETH: The photo is doctored.
2728
01:44:34,776 --> 01:44:36,776
You refused to give an interview,
2729
01:44:36,778 --> 01:44:39,043
they became vindictive...
2730
01:44:39,045 --> 01:44:41,112
SASHA: So from this moment on,
2731
01:44:41,114 --> 01:44:44,350
- (phone dinging)
- Sasha's Secrets is no more.
2732
01:44:44,352 --> 01:44:46,886
♪ Is to help and love a man... ♪
2733
01:44:46,888 --> 01:44:48,387
I am strong.
2734
01:44:48,389 --> 01:44:50,054
I am... powerful.
2735
01:44:50,056 --> 01:44:51,624
I am beautiful. I am...
2736
01:44:51,626 --> 01:44:53,025
SASHA: This will be my final post.
2737
01:44:53,027 --> 01:44:54,427
- ...strong, I am powerful.
- (phone dinging)
2738
01:44:54,429 --> 01:44:57,429
I am... beautiful, I...
2739
01:44:57,431 --> 01:45:00,098
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
2740
01:45:00,100 --> 01:45:03,102
SASHA: And to anyone
out there who I've hurt,
2741
01:45:03,104 --> 01:45:05,538
I truly am sorry.
2742
01:45:05,540 --> 01:45:08,877
♪ Give you all the things I can ♪
2743
01:45:11,077 --> 01:45:13,812
♪ If you're tying both ♪
2744
01:45:13,814 --> 01:45:17,482
♪ Of my hands... ♪
2745
01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:20,052
So you're just gonna
drop the mic on the blog
2746
01:45:20,054 --> 01:45:21,486
and bounce like that?
2747
01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:24,088
Thought it'd be best that way.
2748
01:45:24,090 --> 01:45:26,124
Sasha, how could you ever think that?
2749
01:45:26,126 --> 01:45:29,061
Look, I know it may be hard
to believe, but I didn't do it.
2750
01:45:29,063 --> 01:45:30,463
Simone hired her own photographer
2751
01:45:30,465 --> 01:45:32,464
to take them pictures and sell them to TMZ.
2752
01:45:32,466 --> 01:45:34,600
And you don't think we don't know that?
2753
01:45:34,602 --> 01:45:35,801
Come on.
2754
01:45:35,803 --> 01:45:38,803
- Well, you wasn't acting like it.
- Mm.
2755
01:45:38,805 --> 01:45:41,973
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.
2756
01:45:41,975 --> 01:45:44,109
Shit, bitch, we all do.
2757
01:45:44,111 --> 01:45:45,844
- Yep.
- Find me a time machine
2758
01:45:45,846 --> 01:45:48,780
where we can go back to
living in a dorm together,
2759
01:45:48,782 --> 01:45:51,517
eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad Dog 20/20,
2760
01:45:51,519 --> 01:45:52,750
and I am there.
2761
01:45:52,752 --> 01:45:55,454
- (laughs) - But we
some grown-ass women now,
2762
01:45:55,456 --> 01:45:56,955
and we got shit to do.
2763
01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:59,959
So buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't letting you go.
2764
01:45:59,961 --> 01:46:01,930
You comin' with us,
you ain't goin' nowhere.
2765
01:46:04,599 --> 01:46:06,001
LISA: Come on.
2766
01:46:07,635 --> 01:46:09,971
(car horns honking)
2767
01:46:11,706 --> 01:46:13,806
SASHA: Yo, Ryan's speech
is supposed to start
2768
01:46:13,808 --> 01:46:15,307
in 20 minutes.
2769
01:46:15,309 --> 01:46:17,008
We're not gonna make it.
2770
01:46:17,010 --> 01:46:18,444
Oh, yes, we are.
2771
01:46:18,446 --> 01:46:20,111
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
2772
01:46:20,113 --> 01:46:21,847
Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one.
2773
01:46:21,849 --> 01:46:23,781
- (whining): Why?
- Let's do this.
2774
01:46:23,783 --> 01:46:25,284
Dina, come on.
2775
01:46:25,286 --> 01:46:26,552
- Come on!
- Come on!
2776
01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:28,987
- I don't want to be running in this heat.
- Dina!
2777
01:46:28,989 --> 01:46:30,455
- Come on!
- Come on!
2778
01:46:30,457 --> 01:46:32,024
- (Dina whines)
- We're running out of time!
2779
01:46:32,026 --> 01:46:34,125
- Come on, we got to make it.
- Quit whining. Come on.
2780
01:46:34,127 --> 01:46:35,660
DINA: This ain't no Woman's March.
2781
01:46:35,662 --> 01:46:37,732
I don't want to be walking.
2782
01:46:42,636 --> 01:46:44,503
WOMAN (over speakers):
Ladies and gentlemen,
2783
01:46:44,505 --> 01:46:47,039
Hall of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.
2784
01:46:47,041 --> 01:46:49,040
(cheering)
2785
01:46:49,042 --> 01:46:50,875
STEWART: Thank you!
2786
01:46:50,877 --> 01:46:52,177
Thank you!
2787
01:46:52,179 --> 01:46:55,013
Hello, Essence!
2788
01:46:55,015 --> 01:46:56,981
All right!
2789
01:46:56,983 --> 01:47:00,585
♪ ♪
2790
01:47:00,587 --> 01:47:02,221
How much further? Shit!
2791
01:47:02,223 --> 01:47:03,755
My bunion is killing me.
2792
01:47:03,757 --> 01:47:05,524
- We old as fuck.
- Oh, I ain't old,
2793
01:47:05,526 --> 01:47:06,859
I'm just tired as hell.
2794
01:47:06,861 --> 01:47:09,594
- Oh, look! Man bun! Man bun!
- Oh! Wait! Wait!
2795
01:47:09,596 --> 01:47:12,231
It is my honor and privilege
2796
01:47:12,233 --> 01:47:16,267
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.
2797
01:47:16,269 --> 01:47:18,436
Please welcome my rock...
2798
01:47:18,438 --> 01:47:19,938
You got this, right?
2799
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:22,240
...the woman I am proud to call my wife,
2800
01:47:22,242 --> 01:47:24,109
Ryan Pierce.
2801
01:47:24,111 --> 01:47:25,714
(cheering)
2802
01:47:29,951 --> 01:47:32,450
(cheering, whooping)
2803
01:47:32,452 --> 01:47:34,089
(laughs)
2804
01:47:36,122 --> 01:47:38,460
Okay, baby. Knock 'em dead.
2805
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,593
(cheering, whistling)
2806
01:47:41,595 --> 01:47:44,429
Oh, wow. (laughs)
2807
01:47:44,431 --> 01:47:46,632
Thank you. Thank you.
2808
01:47:46,634 --> 01:47:47,700
LISA: Make a right right here.
2809
01:47:47,702 --> 01:47:49,067
Oh, no, n-no. Actually, make a left.
2810
01:47:49,069 --> 01:47:50,268
- (tires screech)
- Oh, my goodness!
2811
01:47:50,270 --> 01:47:51,936
- (horns honk)
- Please watch out for that car.
2812
01:47:51,938 --> 01:47:53,972
Jesus! That bump!
2813
01:47:53,974 --> 01:47:55,641
Sir, faster, faster, faster.
2814
01:47:55,643 --> 01:47:56,976
We need to get there.
2815
01:47:56,978 --> 01:47:59,445
Ooh! Yes! Yes!
2816
01:47:59,447 --> 01:48:02,548
Ooh, slow down, baby. Ooh, slow down, baby.
2817
01:48:02,550 --> 01:48:05,618
- Oh, man. You know what?!
- Come on, girl.
2818
01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:08,152
DINA: Ooh, yeah! You must be a butcher!
2819
01:48:08,154 --> 01:48:09,821
You got the meat!
2820
01:48:09,823 --> 01:48:12,156
Whew! Thank you, boo. Thank you.
2821
01:48:12,158 --> 01:48:13,659
Now, you call me, okay?
2822
01:48:13,661 --> 01:48:15,160
- You call.
- Let's go, let's go.
2823
01:48:15,162 --> 01:48:17,933
- I might be pregnant right now.
- Okay, let's get Ryan.
2824
01:48:19,065 --> 01:48:20,499
RYAN: Uh...
2825
01:48:20,501 --> 01:48:23,435
as most of you know, there
have been many questions
2826
01:48:23,437 --> 01:48:25,670
about the status of my marriage.
2827
01:48:25,672 --> 01:48:29,141
And I would like to put
those rumors to rest.
2828
01:48:29,143 --> 01:48:33,445
The picture that surfaced
this morning isn't real.
2829
01:48:33,447 --> 01:48:37,783
All allegations of infidelity are false.
2830
01:48:37,785 --> 01:48:39,951
My husband and I remain
2831
01:48:39,953 --> 01:48:42,855
in a loving, faithful marriage.
2832
01:48:42,857 --> 01:48:44,823
- WOMAN: Yeah!
- In fact...
2833
01:48:44,825 --> 01:48:46,691
- (cheering, applause)
- RYAN: Yes! Thank you!
2834
01:48:46,693 --> 01:48:47,995
(laughs)
2835
01:48:50,965 --> 01:48:52,597
DINA: Step back, fool!
2836
01:48:52,599 --> 01:48:56,203
SASHA: You... Dina, I don't... What?
2837
01:48:57,971 --> 01:49:01,039
LISA: Ooh. Oh, God. Oh.
2838
01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:03,709
Um... go ahead, Ryan.
2839
01:49:03,711 --> 01:49:06,512
Don't... don't mind us.
2840
01:49:06,514 --> 01:49:07,646
(audience murmuring)
2841
01:49:07,648 --> 01:49:10,816
Um, in fact...
2842
01:49:10,818 --> 01:49:13,985
our marriage is...
2843
01:49:13,987 --> 01:49:16,054
stronger than ever.
2844
01:49:16,056 --> 01:49:18,193
- (applause)
- (quietly): Come on, Ry.
2845
01:49:20,694 --> 01:49:23,831
The foun... the foundation...
2846
01:49:25,532 --> 01:49:27,334
(quietly): The foundation of...
2847
01:49:34,507 --> 01:49:36,344
I'm sorry, uh...
2848
01:49:38,245 --> 01:49:42,313
My agent wrote a very convincing statement
2849
01:49:42,315 --> 01:49:44,883
- for me to read to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2850
01:49:44,885 --> 01:49:46,218
And I really...
2851
01:49:46,220 --> 01:49:48,553
thought that I could go through with it,
2852
01:49:48,555 --> 01:49:51,089
because I have done such a...
2853
01:49:51,091 --> 01:49:54,595
great job of pretending
so many times before.
2854
01:49:55,996 --> 01:49:58,329
But...
2855
01:49:58,331 --> 01:50:01,033
there are some people...
2856
01:50:01,035 --> 01:50:03,835
when you see them...
2857
01:50:03,837 --> 01:50:06,704
you just can't pretend anymore.
2858
01:50:06,706 --> 01:50:09,074
Because they know...
2859
01:50:09,076 --> 01:50:10,845
you.
2860
01:50:12,345 --> 01:50:14,279
The real you.
2861
01:50:14,281 --> 01:50:18,517
And maybe that's why you
avoided seeing them...
2862
01:50:18,519 --> 01:50:20,221
for so long.
2863
01:50:22,756 --> 01:50:24,024
(whispering): I'm sorry.
2864
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:27,793
(sighs)
2865
01:50:27,795 --> 01:50:29,397
Uh...
2866
01:50:31,732 --> 01:50:33,865
I'm not perfect.
2867
01:50:33,867 --> 01:50:36,401
I do not have it all.
2868
01:50:36,403 --> 01:50:38,137
- WOMAN: Okay.
- WOMAN 2: It's okay, Ryan.
2869
01:50:38,139 --> 01:50:41,205
In fact, my life is all kind of screwed up.
2870
01:50:41,207 --> 01:50:42,708
(people speaking indistinctly)
2871
01:50:42,710 --> 01:50:44,142
All right, maybe we should take...
2872
01:50:44,144 --> 01:50:46,311
Sit your ass down.
2873
01:50:46,313 --> 01:50:47,815
(gasping, indistinct chatter)
2874
01:50:50,283 --> 01:50:51,784
Now.
2875
01:50:51,786 --> 01:50:54,085
- (shouts, cheers)
- Yes! That part!
2876
01:50:54,087 --> 01:50:56,554
Finally! Finally!
2877
01:50:56,556 --> 01:50:58,126
DINA: Mm-hmm!
2878
01:51:01,828 --> 01:51:03,896
The picture is real.
2879
01:51:03,898 --> 01:51:05,429
(low gasps, groans)
2880
01:51:05,431 --> 01:51:07,900
My husband is having an affair.
2881
01:51:07,902 --> 01:51:10,502
(low chatter, people aw'ing)
2882
01:51:10,504 --> 01:51:14,438
When I first found out, I...
2883
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:16,443
well, I felt a lot of things.
2884
01:51:17,778 --> 01:51:19,343
Betrayal, anger,
2885
01:51:19,345 --> 01:51:21,079
heartache.
2886
01:51:21,081 --> 01:51:23,582
But mostly fear.
2887
01:51:23,584 --> 01:51:25,784
Fear that my marriage was ending
2888
01:51:25,786 --> 01:51:27,654
and that I would be alone.
2889
01:51:28,788 --> 01:51:31,693
And I was... terrified of that.
2890
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:36,527
So terrified that...
2891
01:51:36,529 --> 01:51:40,665
I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust.
2892
01:51:40,667 --> 01:51:43,936
So terrified that I...
2893
01:51:43,938 --> 01:51:46,838
was willing to accept
2894
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:49,842
being treated as less than I am.
2895
01:51:49,844 --> 01:51:51,810
And I know I'm not alone in this.
2896
01:51:51,812 --> 01:51:54,346
I know that there are a lot of us who stay
2897
01:51:54,348 --> 01:51:57,115
in bad relationships because
we have convinced ourselves
2898
01:51:57,117 --> 01:51:59,817
that being disrespected
is better than being alone.
2899
01:51:59,819 --> 01:52:03,554
But we shouldn't fear being alone,
2900
01:52:03,556 --> 01:52:06,191
because there is power in rediscovering
2901
01:52:06,193 --> 01:52:08,192
your own voice.
2902
01:52:08,194 --> 01:52:11,362
- WOMAN: Yes!
- And I had forgotten that.
2903
01:52:11,364 --> 01:52:15,400
I forgot that years before
I was... Stewart's wife,
2904
01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,071
I was Ryan.
2905
01:52:18,404 --> 01:52:20,838
A girl with her own ambitions
2906
01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:22,843
and her own dreams.
2907
01:52:24,912 --> 01:52:26,848
But luckily...
2908
01:52:29,183 --> 01:52:31,516
...my girls...
2909
01:52:31,518 --> 01:52:35,721
my girls... reminded me of that.
2910
01:52:35,723 --> 01:52:37,422
(quietly): Flossy Posse.
2911
01:52:37,424 --> 01:52:41,826
They reminded me of my own worth...
2912
01:52:41,828 --> 01:52:43,395
- Damn right.
- Mm-hmm. - Yep.
2913
01:52:43,397 --> 01:52:47,769
...and that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.
2914
01:52:50,737 --> 01:52:54,239
No one has the power to shatter your dreams
2915
01:52:54,241 --> 01:52:56,775
unless you give it to them.
2916
01:52:56,777 --> 01:52:59,011
WOMAN: Ryan, speak.
2917
01:52:59,013 --> 01:53:02,847
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.
2918
01:53:02,849 --> 01:53:05,284
(audience assenting)
2919
01:53:05,286 --> 01:53:07,552
If anything,
2920
01:53:07,554 --> 01:53:10,254
I hope...
2921
01:53:10,256 --> 01:53:13,091
that me revealing my truth
2922
01:53:13,093 --> 01:53:16,430
inspires you to realize your own.
2923
01:53:20,434 --> 01:53:23,200
Thank you... for listening.
2924
01:53:23,202 --> 01:53:24,302
We love you, Ry!
2925
01:53:24,304 --> 01:53:25,637
- We love you, Ryan!
- We love you, Ryan!
2926
01:53:25,639 --> 01:53:26,871
We love you!
2927
01:53:26,873 --> 01:53:29,941
- ♪ ♪
- (cheering)
2928
01:53:29,943 --> 01:53:31,144
WOMAN:
That-a-girl!
2929
01:53:33,913 --> 01:53:35,817
(cheering continues)
2930
01:53:39,385 --> 01:53:42,620
- (indistinct shouts)
- Flossy Posse!
2931
01:53:42,622 --> 01:53:44,925
(cheering, whistling)
2932
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:48,062
Whew!
2933
01:53:50,163 --> 01:53:53,231
WOMAN: We love you, girl!
2934
01:53:53,233 --> 01:53:54,769
(crying): Okay...
2935
01:53:56,670 --> 01:53:58,439
(clears throat, sniffles)
2936
01:54:02,943 --> 01:54:04,676
(crowd chatter)
2937
01:54:04,678 --> 01:54:06,578
♪ ♪
2938
01:54:06,580 --> 01:54:07,849
(sniffles)
2939
01:54:15,656 --> 01:54:18,255
I'm so sorry.
2940
01:54:18,257 --> 01:54:20,659
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
2941
01:54:20,661 --> 01:54:22,960
I was... I was just so...
2942
01:54:22,962 --> 01:54:25,262
It's okay. It's okay.
2943
01:54:25,264 --> 01:54:28,165
You were so wonderful up there, so brave.
2944
01:54:28,167 --> 01:54:30,435
That was amazing.
2945
01:54:30,437 --> 01:54:33,704
We love you. None of that matters.
2946
01:54:33,706 --> 01:54:36,641
I love you, too, Lis.
2947
01:54:36,643 --> 01:54:38,379
- You my bitch for life!
- (laughing)
2948
01:54:40,214 --> 01:54:42,617
(laughs) I'm proud of you, boo.
2949
01:54:45,818 --> 01:54:48,387
Ryan...
2950
01:54:48,389 --> 01:54:50,989
I would never hurt you.
2951
01:54:50,991 --> 01:54:52,457
You have to believe me.
2952
01:54:52,459 --> 01:54:53,827
I know.
2953
01:54:55,129 --> 01:54:57,128
(softly): I know.
2954
01:54:57,130 --> 01:54:58,295
Hug it out!
2955
01:54:58,297 --> 01:54:59,463
(laughs): Yeah!
2956
01:54:59,465 --> 01:55:00,832
- Hug it out!
- Yeah...!
2957
01:55:00,834 --> 01:55:02,299
LISA AND DINA (chanting): Flossy Posse!
2958
01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:04,869
- Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
- So good. So good up there.
2959
01:55:04,871 --> 01:55:08,140
♪ And look what I brought you. ♪
2960
01:55:08,142 --> 01:55:09,708
- Oh!
- (laughter)
2961
01:55:09,710 --> 01:55:12,244
- Flossy Posse.
- Yeah. Come on, come on. - Oh! Yeah!
2962
01:55:12,246 --> 01:55:14,245
Nothing like this ugly-ass
vest to pick up your spirits.
2963
01:55:14,247 --> 01:55:16,248
- LISA: Look at that.
- (laughter)
2964
01:55:16,250 --> 01:55:18,883
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2965
01:55:18,885 --> 01:55:21,253
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2966
01:55:21,255 --> 01:55:23,687
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2967
01:55:23,689 --> 01:55:26,223
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house ♪
2968
01:55:26,225 --> 01:55:31,165
♪ Flossy Posse back in the house... ♪
2969
01:55:36,170 --> 01:55:38,035
Liz...
2970
01:55:38,037 --> 01:55:39,204
Wait.
2971
01:55:39,206 --> 01:55:40,871
(exhales)
2972
01:55:40,873 --> 01:55:43,508
There's something I need to tell you.
2973
01:55:43,510 --> 01:55:46,511
It's Bethany... she...
2974
01:55:46,513 --> 01:55:48,112
Mm.
2975
01:55:48,114 --> 01:55:50,347
Oh, God, not this shit again.
2976
01:55:50,349 --> 01:55:51,682
Speak, woman.
2977
01:55:51,684 --> 01:55:54,386
She still wants to do the deal.
2978
01:55:54,388 --> 01:55:55,387
Yes!
2979
01:55:55,389 --> 01:55:56,454
What?
2980
01:55:56,456 --> 01:55:58,789
But... with just you.
2981
01:55:58,791 --> 01:56:02,593
- Oh! Even better. Even better.
- Yes! Yes!
2982
01:56:02,595 --> 01:56:05,463
It turns out single women
are an even bigger market.
2983
01:56:05,465 --> 01:56:07,265
- Hello? - Damn right!
- It's all about women!
2984
01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:08,600
Yeah!
2985
01:56:08,602 --> 01:56:10,869
(excited chatter, laughter)
2986
01:56:10,871 --> 01:56:12,404
I-I'll do it!
2987
01:56:12,406 --> 01:56:15,807
- (whoops) - I-I just
have one condition.
2988
01:56:15,809 --> 01:56:17,374
Hmm, yeah, what?
2989
01:56:17,376 --> 01:56:18,446
Hmm?
2990
01:56:20,746 --> 01:56:23,483
- Sasha, I want you to be my partner.
- (gasps)
2991
01:56:24,617 --> 01:56:26,317
Are you serious?
2992
01:56:26,319 --> 01:56:27,718
I'm so serious.
2993
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,154
Don't play with me.
2994
01:56:29,156 --> 01:56:31,455
I'm serious as a heart attack.
2995
01:56:31,457 --> 01:56:33,658
Yes! I'll be your partner!
2996
01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:35,496
- Yes!
- I'm gonna be the assistant!
2997
01:56:37,831 --> 01:56:42,066
Bring it in!
2998
01:56:42,068 --> 01:56:43,901
We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!
2999
01:56:43,903 --> 01:56:45,003
We're already rich!
3000
01:56:45,005 --> 01:56:46,737
Let's go!
3001
01:56:46,739 --> 01:56:48,740
MARIAH CAREY: Come on, ladies!
3002
01:56:48,742 --> 01:56:50,508
♪ Purple taking me higher ♪
3003
01:56:50,510 --> 01:56:53,445
♪ Boy, you've got me inspired ♪
3004
01:56:53,447 --> 01:56:56,580
♪ Baby, come and get it if
you're really feeling me ♪ Why?
3005
01:56:56,582 --> 01:56:59,817
- ♪ 'Cause it's my night ♪
- ♪ It's my night ♪
3006
01:56:59,819 --> 01:57:02,486
♪ No stress, no fights ♪
3007
01:57:02,488 --> 01:57:05,524
♪ I'm leaving it all behind... ♪
3008
01:57:05,526 --> 01:57:07,959
RYAN: Every group of friends
3009
01:57:07,961 --> 01:57:10,494
has that one experience that,
no matter where you are,
3010
01:57:10,496 --> 01:57:13,798
you carry it with you for life.
3011
01:57:13,800 --> 01:57:16,668
- We're a little older, a little wiser...
- (whooping)
3012
01:57:16,670 --> 01:57:20,204
and we're still the
baddest chicks in the game.
3013
01:57:20,206 --> 01:57:21,705
(beatboxing)
3014
01:57:21,707 --> 01:57:23,874
I don't know what the
future will bring...
3015
01:57:23,876 --> 01:57:25,509
Is hip-hop in the building or what?
3016
01:57:25,511 --> 01:57:27,678
...love or heartbreak,
3017
01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:29,647
joy or pain,
3018
01:57:29,649 --> 01:57:31,348
but right now it's bright.
3019
01:57:31,350 --> 01:57:33,185
And the one thing
3020
01:57:33,187 --> 01:57:36,655
I know for sure is, my
girls will be there.
3021
01:57:36,657 --> 01:57:39,356
No matter who else
steps in the picture,
3022
01:57:39,358 --> 01:57:42,026
my girls are my constant.
3023
01:57:42,028 --> 01:57:45,163
They give me the
permission to be who I am,
3024
01:57:45,165 --> 01:57:47,164
and I am going to be me.
3025
01:57:47,166 --> 01:57:49,234
We're going to be us...
3026
01:57:49,236 --> 01:57:51,035
loving...
3027
01:57:51,037 --> 01:57:53,471
laughing...
3028
01:57:53,473 --> 01:57:55,539
worthy...
3029
01:57:55,541 --> 01:57:57,241
magical...
3030
01:57:57,243 --> 01:57:58,977
us.
3031
01:57:58,979 --> 01:58:01,213
(camera clicks)
3032
01:58:01,215 --> 01:58:04,018
(laughing): The
Flossy Posse is back.
3033
01:58:08,522 --> 01:58:10,521
DINA: You took a picture of it?
3034
01:58:10,523 --> 01:58:12,425
Girl, let us see it.
3035
01:58:15,394 --> 01:58:19,563
That is a beautiful penis.
3036
01:58:19,565 --> 01:58:22,100
- Wow.
- I smashed all over that thing.
3037
01:58:22,102 --> 01:58:24,168
(laughing)
3038
01:58:24,170 --> 01:58:27,038
I just want to make that my wallpaper.
3039
01:58:27,040 --> 01:58:29,039
And not on my phone.
3040
01:58:29,041 --> 01:58:30,508
(laughing)
3041
01:58:30,510 --> 01:58:33,277
I want to be a fly on that wallpaper.
3042
01:58:33,279 --> 01:58:35,713
(all laughing, Dina coughing)
3043
01:58:35,715 --> 01:58:38,516
(band playing upbeat jazz)
3044
01:58:38,518 --> 01:58:41,022
♪ ♪
3045
01:58:49,526 --> 01:58:54,526
Subtitles by explosiveskull
3046
01:58:56,202 --> 01:58:59,271
WOMAN: Yay...!
3047
01:58:59,273 --> 01:59:01,742
♪ ♪
3048
01:59:04,278 --> 01:59:06,710
(woman whoops)
3049
01:59:06,712 --> 01:59:09,550
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
3050
01:59:12,786 --> 01:59:14,221
(whooping)
3051
01:59:27,166 --> 01:59:29,133
(woman whoops)
3052
01:59:29,135 --> 01:59:31,569
♪ Do whatcha wanna ♪
3053
01:59:31,571 --> 01:59:34,138
♪ Hang on the corner. ♪
3054
01:59:34,140 --> 01:59:35,940
(intro to Kehlani's "Thank You" playing)
3055
01:59:35,942 --> 01:59:39,343
♪ I never said that I
had it all figured out ♪
3056
01:59:39,345 --> 01:59:40,779
♪ I never said ♪
3057
01:59:40,781 --> 01:59:44,149
♪ I never said that I live
my days without doubt ♪
3058
01:59:44,151 --> 01:59:45,517
♪ I swear ♪
3059
01:59:45,519 --> 01:59:49,186
♪ All I've ever done was be honest ♪
3060
01:59:49,188 --> 01:59:51,356
♪ And stay modest ♪
3061
01:59:51,358 --> 01:59:53,490
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
3062
01:59:53,492 --> 01:59:56,628
♪ So this is a sincere, unscripted ♪
3063
01:59:56,630 --> 02:00:00,130
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
3064
02:00:00,132 --> 02:00:02,767
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
3065
02:00:02,769 --> 02:00:04,102
♪ I wanna be ♪
3066
02:00:04,104 --> 02:00:06,338
♪ Better than I was ♪
3067
02:00:06,340 --> 02:00:08,039
♪ Better than I am ♪
3068
02:00:08,041 --> 02:00:11,308
♪ So I say ♪
3069
02:00:11,310 --> 02:00:14,779
♪ All I'm trying to
say is I thank you ♪
3070
02:00:14,781 --> 02:00:16,280
♪ You, you, you, you ♪
3071
02:00:16,282 --> 02:00:17,949
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
3072
02:00:17,951 --> 02:00:19,683
♪ I thank you ♪
3073
02:00:19,685 --> 02:00:22,520
- ♪ You, you, you ♪
- ♪ All I'm trying to say is ♪
3074
02:00:22,522 --> 02:00:23,821
♪ I thank you ♪
3075
02:00:23,823 --> 02:00:25,222
♪ I never said ♪
3076
02:00:25,224 --> 02:00:27,392
♪ That I was done with my growth ♪
3077
02:00:27,394 --> 02:00:29,727
♪ I never said, I never said ♪
3078
02:00:29,729 --> 02:00:31,963
♪ That I was done doing the most ♪
3079
02:00:31,965 --> 02:00:33,464
♪ And I swear ♪
3080
02:00:33,466 --> 02:00:34,865
♪ All I've ever done ♪
3081
02:00:34,867 --> 02:00:37,168
♪ Was stay honest ♪
3082
02:00:37,170 --> 02:00:39,737
♪ Keep my promise ♪
3083
02:00:39,739 --> 02:00:41,673
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
3084
02:00:41,675 --> 02:00:44,508
♪ So here goes my
real life, unscripted ♪
3085
02:00:44,510 --> 02:00:48,178
♪ Unwritten for all that you've given ♪
3086
02:00:48,180 --> 02:00:50,749
♪ Forgiving, I'm driven ♪
3087
02:00:50,751 --> 02:00:52,049
♪ I wanna be ♪
3088
02:00:52,051 --> 02:00:54,319
♪ Better than I was ♪
3089
02:00:54,321 --> 02:00:56,053
♪ Greater than I am ♪
3090
02:00:56,055 --> 02:00:59,223
♪ So I say ♪
3091
02:00:59,225 --> 02:01:01,025
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3092
02:01:01,027 --> 02:01:02,893
♪ I thank you ♪
3093
02:01:02,895 --> 02:01:05,562
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
3094
02:01:05,564 --> 02:01:07,565
♪ I thank you, oh, oh ♪
3095
02:01:07,567 --> 02:01:08,732
♪ You, you ♪
3096
02:01:08,734 --> 02:01:10,502
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3097
02:01:10,504 --> 02:01:12,203
♪ I thank you ♪
3098
02:01:12,205 --> 02:01:14,204
- ♪ You, you ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
3099
02:01:14,206 --> 02:01:15,240
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
3100
02:01:15,242 --> 02:01:16,341
♪ I thank you ♪
3101
02:01:16,343 --> 02:01:19,576
- ♪ Boy... ♪
- ♪ You, you ♪
3102
02:01:19,578 --> 02:01:23,515
♪ Hey, thank you for watching
me walk across the stage ♪
3103
02:01:23,517 --> 02:01:25,517
♪ For walking me
through my heartbreaks ♪
3104
02:01:25,519 --> 02:01:28,085
♪ Thanks for the love
every step of the way ♪
3105
02:01:28,087 --> 02:01:30,422
♪ With no support, this
wouldn't be as great ♪
3106
02:01:30,424 --> 02:01:33,223
♪ Thank you for making
me stronger than most ♪
3107
02:01:33,225 --> 02:01:35,226
♪ For taking it beyond my coast ♪
3108
02:01:35,228 --> 02:01:37,695
♪ Thank you for raising
your glass when I toast ♪
3109
02:01:37,697 --> 02:01:39,263
♪ All I gotta say is ♪
3110
02:01:39,265 --> 02:01:41,699
♪ I thank you ♪
3111
02:01:41,701 --> 02:01:44,201
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
3112
02:01:44,203 --> 02:01:46,771
♪ Thank you, whoa, oh ♪
3113
02:01:46,773 --> 02:01:48,807
♪ All I got to say is ♪
3114
02:01:48,809 --> 02:01:52,410
♪ I thank you... ♪
3115
02:01:52,412 --> 02:01:53,878
Thank you.
3116
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:56,647
(laughs) Really.
3117
02:01:56,649 --> 02:01:58,450
♪ All I got to say is ♪
3118
02:01:58,452 --> 02:02:01,989
♪ I thank you. ♪
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