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This is great! Beautiful weather.

We can finally sunbathe.

Oh, this feels so good.

Oh its my uncle! Hide me!

We're already doing that

I never saw such a thing ...!

My good heavens ...!

Such are priests!

My uncle's not so bad.

Only in the church!

I'm glad it's finally the holidays.

That is so hard. It is only the Easter holiday.

Its really wonderful!

I'm anticipating. French men seem to be really wild.

I hope they will help us.

Don't let them think we are stupid.

We were not born yesterday.

YOU certainly were not.

You're not so innocent.

Come on. Stop it.

We do it "Capuchin monk" with them if they try.

What is this "Capuchin monks?"

Very simple. The cowl which covers the head.

I want to look my best!

All ready to travel!

We don't leave until tomorrow.

You in Paris. Unbelievable!

If they see you, they'll slam their doors.

Nice! -As always.

Are there any real men here?

Must you go away for so long, now?

It's a student exchange and we will come back.

And what do I do now? And Max? And Bert?

Switch to "handwork."

You know me better than that! Don't go there!

Oh yes, my uncle invited you to my farewell party tonight.

Your uncle the priest?

Then he does not know that we are making love.

Since he has invited Hans, Max Bert also? He never did that before.

Since I'm told that next year we will attend dance class.

It will be lengthy, decent and will avoid any calamity.

And totally under his control! It makes me want to throw up!

You can not cancel out. Then he will seek out your motives.

Well he would be right.

But don't you worry. You are, aren't you?

Okay then.

Should we not go to the hay loft? Tonight isn't holding hands.

Or to pray!

Damn! Now Max and I have no more chances.

Is that so bad? Always!

Of course! Or do you think two kinds of people?

Farmer Lech!

I am not disturbing your lunch break?

What if you did? We always work, even after dinner.

What can I do?

I wish to invite your son Max to join us for tonight

My cousin goes to Paris tomorrow and it seemed to me good ...

... that the children first have a beautiful evening.

Hans, Bert, Susi and Babs will be coming too.

I'd appreciate it if you let Max come also.

Tonight, at about eight.

Of course, I'll tell him.

Thanks, farmer Lech. God keep you.

Max, come here!

What is it? Who was that?

The priest. You will be going to a farewell party for the girls tonight.

With him? Then the whole night wasted Afterwards, nothing.

What?

Nothing ... I'm going to the village You can come if you want.

And who will do the work?

I get so hot when I see you ...

I'm dressed!

I mean, I feel you.

You are so beautiful ...

You see nothing. I still have everything on!

You know this is preparation at its best.

Hey, stay here!

Day, Xaver ... I wanted to see you.

Yes? Are you here for contributions for the new organ.

Actually I am here for young Bert.

Oh, I'm reassured ... Bert is in trouble?

Of course not. My cousin leaves tomorrow. Reni, Babs and Susi are going to Paris.

"Exchange Students." Improving their language and all that.

I wanted to invite your Bert to their farewell party.

Bert, the pastor wants you.

He will be happy I hope so.

Reverend, what is it?

Reni and I will be glad if you come with us tonight.

What is it? Isn't she happy?

Yes, I already fear ... eh ... that will not happen.

It won't happen. It shall be an evening which will cement us together.

We drink in the Lord took on this night ...

... and on the great journey of our girls.

I hope they will learn a lot ...

... and that no soul will harm them.

Lekker! Is this the sacramental wine, Father?

Yes. The Lord would not like to see ...

... we let down his honor We should not drink rubbish.

Slowly, Reni. The evening has just begun.

Do not be afraid. The boys will not drink much wine.

They are real Bavarian beer drinkers.

Really? What about women and alcohol?

Alcohol's a wicked enemy of man.

Yes. It's an evil enemy!

Exactly. Therefore it be destroyed.

I'm sorry if I disturb you, but if the pastor has little time ...

I cannot empty the poor box. It stuck.

What, the poor box is jammed? I'll be right back.

Amuse yourselves now, kids.

No sin this evening ... We can do nothing.

Max, He'll be back soon!

Yes, but I now want you. Don't you?

Well yes, but we are with the priest.

A chaste is also a good once in a while!

You talk good. But you already did it today

Jealous, huh?

Do not argue. We will be able to get it on this evening.

Pour some wine for the priest.

Say, what's that?

What is that, honey?

Don't worry. It is harmless. In the wine there ...

... The priest will soon only want to sleep.

Will he be drunk?

Completely, and tomorrow he'll just have a hangover.

Great! Just the thought it turns me on.

I think it's unfair!

I am not going to Paris.

So tonight you will still enjoy your present hero.

All is in order. The poor box is empty and it is no longer clogged.

To your healthy hero!

That was pleasant.

Don't bother. I give themselves.

Don't drink to much, Uncle!

Hold on ... Tonight Everyone should get his needs met.

What a blessing!

As the Lord heals us This juice's proven beneficial.

Pour more, wine of the evening It's a good start ...

... and only drink Nobody sense.

Good! It's working!

You doubted it? I'm a son of a pharmacist!

I have to deal with him.

Come. I know a nice spot and I'm feeling romantic.

I know your feelings.

That feels good. The evening is getting interesting.

It will be a long time before we can have sex again!

We can't do it here?

Well, come along with me.

Is it risky?

Nonsense! He is sound asleep.

It would be dangerous if you had not taken the pill.

And what do we do?

I can not leave. He might wake up.

Here. Are you crazy?

Only for you!

My prick is like a hammer. I can beat it on the night table.

You can't. If someone comes ...!

Your tongue ... It is so nice ... rough!

That is because I regularly prune.

Damn me! What dog has stolen the sacramental wine?

The wine is excellent.

Oh, what a wonderful night!

Yes ... ... delicious!

Very good, kids.

Go on quietly.

The evening has just begun.

Let no one touch my cane, I mean ... the poor box.

Not my bag ... my alms bag.

Decency and morality should be preserved. Yes!

Their coming ...

It seems to me that someone clogged the poor box to steal.

I won't disturb you. Pretend you are at home.

I ... I will not be back.

You are so strong ...!

Yes, my spray is fine. I am with the volunteer fire department.

That darn step! I must order a new handrail!

Oh, the priest ...!

Quick - into the closet!

Hurry!

It is empty, but it stinks of mothballs.

It's not important. Though it is effective against lice.

The "hammer" is still there!

Not now ...!

Take it in your mouth. Then you can't talk.

I'm drunk ...

... or the Lord's ways are inscrutable.

Susi, not your teeth ...!

What is that? Where am I?

Turn around. I want something else!

The cabinet ...?

Gloria! Well ... I come!

Gloria? The closet?

It's a miracle! The case speaks!

I've always said ...

... that this case is not ordinary, but made of special wood.

I need the church! It's a miracle ... It's a Wonder!

Its a miracle that my prick was not sprained!

Be quiet and keep going ...!

Well, finally ...!

Hurry. I'm worried!

Nonsense, you won't see him again. He has gone somewhere to sleep.

Oh, Reni, you have such nice tits ...

It is so nice this way with you ...!

I ... I've got a hunch.

What premonition?

I ... I'll be done shortly.

Drink some wine. You will last longer.

I can't. The wine is finished!

Typical ...

They left the light on.

I'll turn it off ... Yes, that's what I'll do.

What is that? It tastes like shit ...!

You're so delicious close. I think that's great.

I'm getting such a weird feeling ...!

This is your orgasm.

Nice that you took my uncle and brought him to bed.

We couldn't leave him in that shit to sleep.

There's the train!

See you soon!

Look after yourself!

I will write!

Don't forget the stamp!

Look after yourself!

In all the right places!

Paris, here we come!

And when do we "come" again?

So your names are Renate. Susanne and Baset.

So girls, and now we bring you to your quarters, huh?

Paris is a beautiful town, famous in leather. Love ...

You will know Paris well. You want love, huh?

That's a brasserie.

We go in here. This is a fantastic shop.

Glad to see you again.

Let the ladies see what we are wearing in Paris?

We have only the best quality. This would assist you.

I would prefer that fit.

This is also very nice.

Take them both with you. You can have as long a fit as you desire.

And what do you find funny?

Yes, that is fine!

Would you like to try it on?

Renate, you need not be shy. Green money speaks clearly.

I do not know ... Just a moment!

Here's a exclusive design.

Can I? Of course!

I'll take them both.

Look what I've picked How could he assist me?

"I would really like to try everything.

Or take!

Yes, that's a good idea.

Is it usual in Paris that the seller comes in here?

Of course! Did you know? We 're a metropolis.

You see, I come from Bavaria.

Really? I've heard that there is much milk.

Did you hear that?

Talked about milk ... Really very nice ...!

And what have we a beautiful apple ...!

I mean, arms in the sleeves.

Oh, beautiful ... Very charming!

Beautiful ...! Really very nice!

Not all pack ... Such things must be shown. Very charming!

Can I help you?

Oh, nice and firm!

What can I do for you?

Join him for me?

I said close.

Close or open ... It is all the same.

Just a little kiss ...

Is not this service?

Maybe it was wrong to bring them here.

This is part of customer service. It is included in the price.

Oh, what is there to emerge?

Down with the panties ...!

The best German quality!

And now a.

Enjoy my gifted Parisian tongue!

Now I am beginning to get bored ...

Oh, finally!

Charming, very charming ...! Truly very chic.

Do you like the ladies?

Sure, beautiful girls ... but it shouldn't be too expensive.

Don't worry. It was my pleasure.

What is the joke?

Only 600 francs for me because it was such a pleasure.

Come more often with the ladies. Everyone gets a reward this way. Believe me.

Here, 600 francs.

Goodbye, sir, and do your wife for me.

Here they are. Marie ... Really cute girls.

I hope you feel at home.

My name is Marie. Feel free to call me.

Pierre ... How do you like the girls in their new clothes?

Very chic.

Then it is still not to your taste?

No, the vendor ... It is Chantal.

But first the room, ok?

Even my eyes can see ...

If you please?

A gift from Munich.

Thanks, Renate.

This is your room, Renate.

Pierre, get her luggage.

You're on the 1st floor. There are phones. You can talk to each other in bed.

Beautiful girls ... Almost too clever.

What a beautiful morning .. and that view! I love Paris.

Its me: Reni. Have you heard?

Of course. I love Paris more than sleep.

Yes, you cannot oversleep, but you do need to sleep.

What a concept! You are always thinking about that one thing.

I slept wonderfully.

Yes, and I have wonderful dreams.

I believe that. I feel fine.

Such nice people ... and Robert is fantastic.

And look at the city! Should we go to the Eiffel Tower?

I can't believe that we are here.

You could not come here quickly enough. With me it's different.

Yes you do have to love Robert.

He is so bold.

Will you call Susi? I think she is still asleep.

You do it, I do not have time. We will see each other later.

Sorry I woke you up. You have to get up now.

We will have breakfast. See you later, Susi.

Do you always get up so early?

Wednesdays we go swimming. It is good for the breasts.

It is in use! I forgot to lock the door.

Then should we bathe together?

You can't. It is not allowed.

- Why? --

Because I always bathe alone ... on principle.

On principle? That is interesting.

Renate, do not.

Don't you like them?

If you don't, I will dive under.

Poor Pierre!

I don't want you drown because of me.

Good morning ... I brought you breakfast.

Such a sweet girl ...!

What are you doing here? Go eat.

He always wants to look.

All men are the same.

You're right.

What a great day! Paris is sumptuous.

Don't be embarrassed. I see something I like. Can I come lie beside you?

I'm watching you!

Not on such sensitive spots!

Exactly. You can forget spying and trying to peep, you horny lecher.

I can't see anything!

You're lucky. Now come here and eat me.

Not now ...

Shut up! Right now you have to work.

I'm a little tired ...

What would she be doing now? I think they'd already be in bed.

Yes ... but with whom?

Do not talk about Reni. Reni's a clean girl.

Yes, if they are washed. What is winding you up?

They will enjoy life in Paris and that is how it should be.

There is nothing to do. Why shouldn't they seize their chance?

Hans, it is something improper. We are decent people.

Emergency timeout.

How often do we go to Munich in order to step out?

As for me, only once ...

... which cost me two things immediately.

My money and the clap

If it is true that the French are such good lovers

... then when they return perhaps we will be worthless.

Stupid boozer. What does that chatter?

Our cocks are just as stiff as those in Paris

.. and girls' do like us.

If it's inside, it is just like here at home.

I wish they were back. Masturbation is worthless.

You're just moping.

Its only been three days.

Man, I've saved a lot ... and I have no money.

We are closing. Empty your glass. You have had enough already.

What an unfriendly man!

This tastes awful. Is your beer stale?

No. You have drunk too much!

Let's go.

I'll say lets ...

Nothing to say. I know everything.

We must remain united.

My bladder is about to explode.

Mine too. All that booze!

If she comes back, I will show her how screwed my kidney became.

And then I'm gonna marry her.

For a glass of milk do you buy an entire cow?

Very true!

Whether you screw or go to the bathroom ...

... the last drop is always right in your pants.

The traffic was busy tonight.

Yes, Paris is always has a lot of traffic.

Champagne to celebrate the day!

It is a pity Marie did not come.

She does not like these bars. Each to their own.

We drink this evening ...

.. to our lovely guests from Germany?

Want to dance?

I do not know whether I can dance. I'm going to dance until next year.

I am the best. Move yourself and I will guide you.

Extraordinary!

The champagne?

What? Yeah, that too.

I drink to your health hero. The champagne tastes you do, Susanne?

Great! Something we have at home.

But other things: cows, cheese and church.

Shall we dance?

What? You and I?

Why not? This is Paris, we do things like that .. or are you just chicken?

Not me. Come along!

What is it, Robert? You are not dancing?

What do you think? I leave that to the youth.

Come, Pierre. Invite Renate out.

May I ask?

Hold on ... that's better!

I am just beginning!

And if someone sees us? Then he sees something nice.

It does ache. It does not hurt.

Yes. Obviously, it aches.

You're a sensitive boy.

Not at all!

You will have to prove it.

Excellent champagne!

You are thinking about Hans!

How did you know that? That is still far off.

Dear girls, don't you agree?

And you leave tomorrow. The days went too fast, but I enjoyed them.

Me too, but with champagne.

I will now remember you whenever I go to visit a certain bar.

What do you mean? Nothing.

You would not understand.

Dear Babette ... Susanne dear ... dear Renate

At your departure, I wish to thank you.

You have given us much joy.

Hopefully you are satisfied and will take back many good impressions.

Finally I have my special wish: It's a Belere striptease.

It is an unusual request but I hope I am not disappoint ...

... as part of cultural exchange 's German-French friendship treaty.

My wife, son, daughter and I believe ...

... that only by this can all borders disappear.

Shall we?

Striptease? US?

Why not? This is again something new. They will be amazed!

I'm glad you're back.

Why are we going to the cabin?

Because we are ... you know ...

We would like to begin again but in the appropriate place.

Wait until we are over.

Hold on. I stood at the barn ...

... and you ... Who knows what you have done in Paris?

I did nothing. I want you to show me.

You're a fine girl!

Only just arrived and frisky again like a fish in the water.

Wait till we are ... at our cabin!

Don't forget your jacket. It is cold higher up.

What did you do in Paris?

Cultural exchange.

Say ... How are the French men?

What do you want to hear?

How they are! Their character, their sense and of course down there.

What can I say? They are there, You are at home.

Just what I said!

And everyone was decent?

Fortunately. Otherwise the overture would be wasted between our peoples.

We understood each other well.

And ... Paris is the city of love?

How can I know? It was too short to learn that.

That was so close. I have the feeling you have become wider.

But Bert! Haven't you heard?

Each journey ... make the wider horizon.