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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,999 We made it! Arrived! 2 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Ceasefire 3 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,500 - Cease Fire - Damn! 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,300 Jesus Christ! 5 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,499 Where's our clothes? 6 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,499 - Where is the damn clothes? - It's the wrong shelter. 7 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,400 - Shelter wrong? - I drew an incorrect map. 8 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,800 Jarvis, damn criminal! 9 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,400 Should be the other. 10 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,600 What other? 11 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,100 That there. 12 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,500 You son of a bitch! I finger you popped! 13 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,800 Fuck! 14 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,500 Hey, Jarvis, put on your mask, fucking idiot! 15 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,099 - Damn! It's broken! - No, no, no. 16 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:12,099 Without the masks on, can not shoot. 17 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,200 Cease fire! 18 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,800 Marshall, masks are broken! 19 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,300 Do not be chicken, Kyle 20 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,500 Can not shoot. 21 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,699 Could lose an eye. 22 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,900 What do you prefer, lose an eye or the balls? 23 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,800 How did you think this was a good idea? 24 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,300 Be a funny memory. 25 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,600 Are bullshit. 26 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:43,900 Alert 27 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,399 - Do you have ammunition? - A little. 28 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,599 Give them to me and I'll cover you. 29 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,500 Fuck! You should cover my last time! 30 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,400 - That I did. - Ran away, damn it! 31 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,700 - I was not defending the front. - Yes? 32 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,899 You could defend there, 33 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,999 catching clothes, and return defending! 34 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,900 Not going to let me shoot. You're the one getting married! 35 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,500 Go together. 36 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,800 Right. 37 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,200 Go together. 38 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,400 - Ready? - Si. 39 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,000 'll Edit it for the wedding. 40 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,200 I'll put music. 41 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,600 Le add some balls big as mine. 42 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:56,500 Here is Butch Cassidy! 43 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,500 Butch Cassidy. 44 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,900 What's the matter? 45 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,099 Relief Enjoying a good piss. 46 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:13,399 It feels so good, that sometimes bids over the account, right? 47 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,900 It happens frequently. 48 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,100 Not that, friend. 49 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,299 It felt a little weird. 50 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,699 Like... If burned. 51 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,500 Did you use one of these? 52 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,800 'll Drink something while you try. 53 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,800 When you're ready. 54 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,000 Take your time. 55 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,200 I calmly taking the medicine, right? 56 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,200 Shut up! 57 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,900 Hey this. 58 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,899 Falls flowing again! 59 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:08,099 How does it feel? 60 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:13,000 As something sharp such as nettle. 61 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,900 Nettle? 62 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:20,600 Seriously, dude, I know what you mean. You must have crabs. 63 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,999 Burns like hell. 64 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,400 Be strong. 65 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,400 No, burn. Shit, yeah that burns! 66 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,300 We've all been so, man. 67 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,800 We've all been there. 68 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,100 "Sexual Health Clinic" 69 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,800 genital Herpes. 70 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,100 Is dangerous. 71 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,000 Very dangerous. 72 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,700 What are you complaining? 73 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,299 This. 74 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,699 This waiting room is not like in my day. 75 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:25,899 You get in trouble putting together all these... 76 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,100 sexual predators. 77 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:32,100 I think take a powder is the last thing they are thinking. 78 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,500 F-638, please. 79 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,399 Yes, I forgot. 80 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,600 Here you are just a number. 81 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:45,400 - As in jail. - Would you like to wait in the van? 82 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,900 The latter was not bad. 83 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:02,500 In fact, it was good, pretty good. 84 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,500 I would give. 85 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,599 Is that what you came? To pick up women in a sexual health clinic? 86 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,100 Is a place as any. 87 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,499 - In what fucking way? - First, obviously enjoy love. 88 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,700 Is obvious. 89 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,700 Second, not all sick like you. 90 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:23,000 Almost all are clean, with seal of approval. 91 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,799 The porn star, for example, require regular checkups, 92 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,200 a general medical examination. 93 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,800 - And you ensure a clean copy. - Exactly. 94 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,300 The latter looked clean. 95 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,300 Perhaps a vaginal infection, but no big deal. 96 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,300 A vaginal infection. Do you feel it? 97 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,900 Yes. 98 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,800 - CF-3330, please - What is it? 99 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,500 Beard and a bald head. 100 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:01,400 Must have genital warts, a recurring event. 101 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,800 And there? 102 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,900 Gonorrhea and vaginal infection. 103 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,400 And they 104 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,100 Have a seat, please 105 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,400 This is easy. 106 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,300 Why? 107 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,700 They go together, right? 108 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 So? 109 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,100 - We. - Yes, but they are gays. 110 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,100 May think the same of us. 111 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,700 Even you're my boyfriend. 112 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,000 But I'm not gay. 113 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:52,399 Yes may think that you have AIDS. 114 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,800 I'm not a fucking gay! 115 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:59,099 I was not talking about him. 116 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,599 I like the homosexuals. 117 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,100 - I'll wait in the van. - Yes. 118 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,699 Remember have used this? Then use this! 119 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,600 Chlamydia. Now in easy to open packs 120 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,600 HIV What if it were you? 121 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,300 ME MY BOYFRIEND GOT IT AIDS I just avoided pregnancy 122 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,600 Shows signs of infectious nodes. I will prescribe some antibiotics. 123 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,200 Will results in a week. 124 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,900 The Silent Disease Damage to testes and ovaries 125 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,400 Shit! 126 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,800 You will not believe the day I've had 127 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,900 Hello. 128 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,600 What are you doing? 129 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,700 Nothing, just... 130 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,100 - You look guilty. - No. 131 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,500 Were you looking Porn? 132 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,200 No. 133 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,676 No! 134 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,800 And so? Something you did. I realize. 135 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:33,600 Yes, I was watching porn, yes. 136 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,299 No I was jerking. 137 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,400 I do not care if you pajeas. But do not lie. 138 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,199 Been drinking. 139 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,300 I told you I had a bad day. 140 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,900 Ask me what happened. 141 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,100 What happened? 142 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,299 First, Mark still pushing at me the contract. 143 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,300 - Is an asshole. - It's not. 144 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:57,700 Okay, it's not. And second? 145 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,400 The DJ has two requests for July 18. 146 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,300 Well, move the other to another day. 147 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,100 He really is an idiot. 148 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,400 What did you say? 149 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,100 You do not want anything. 150 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,100 Be hard to find another in such a short time. 151 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,699 We have a couple of months. 152 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,499 And he made me think... 153 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,499 That maybe... 154 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,599 We can compose a rap about our plans. 155 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,700 - No, no. - Is not it weird that we have not thought before? 156 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,699 I have enough, avoiding lawsuits in my family, 157 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,899 Jarvis not offend everyone and... 158 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,600 vegans do not eat the crap that can not eat. 159 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,800 I will not do music too. 160 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,200 So music have a real meaning for us. 161 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,600 You can do it for me. 162 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,500 Right! 163 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,900 Really? 164 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,499 - Yes And you can help.. - No. 165 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,699 You provide the music. 166 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:59,100 My contribution will be in the bedroom. You can enjoy a preview. 167 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,200 Listen... 168 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,200 Lydia, I... 169 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,500 Not in the mood. 170 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,000 But you just watching porn. 171 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,700 Yes, but... 172 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,999 Then show me. Show me what you looked. 173 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 No. 174 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,200 Please, I want to see. 175 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,000 - Do not you want to see that. - Yes I do! Come on, please. 176 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,700 I can not. 177 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,100 Do not be shy. We have already seen porn. 178 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Seriously, I can not. 179 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,300 Why? 180 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,300 Do not like. 181 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,000 Why? 182 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,200 Era dwarf porn. 183 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,300 Dwarf Porn? 184 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:54,200 Yeah, like elves porn. 185 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,300 Are you serious? 186 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,200 I was curious. 187 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,100 Me sick. 188 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,500 Well, it was fun... More than erotic! 189 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,200 - Damn idiot, Jarvis! - Maybe you need another hand! 190 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,100 Is my fucking sandwich? 191 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,500 What eat for lunch? 192 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,200 - How many "C" is in "action" - Two? 193 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,800 Not fit two. Looks bad. 194 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,000 Who is dyslexic, you or me? 195 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,500 I got one. 196 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,300 Three letters, starts with "V", ending in "H". 197 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,100 Sexually Transmitted Disease. 198 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,500 - VAH... VUH... - Almost complete the panel? 199 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,100 Only missing a hand, Dave. 200 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,699 Need the van to bring yogurt to Scotland. 201 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,799 I will not be here. When finished, Take the rest of the week. 202 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,300 And do what? 203 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,500 Become a straw. Make two. 204 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,800 Moreover, what if jack off each other? 205 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,400 I'm giving a couple of days . They should thank me. 206 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,400 Will paid days, Dave? 207 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,400 No, Jarvis, thought straw sponsor them shared. 208 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,600 Five per head. What do you think? 209 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,700 Come, help unload. 210 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,600 How many "C" is in "action"? 211 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,600 - I'll help with yogurt. - What? 212 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,200 I said I'll help with yogurt. 213 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,400 As? Removing lead paint? 214 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,900 I have a friend there. 215 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,300 - Where? ¿The north of Scotland? - Si. 216 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400 Saving for your wedding. Right, friend? 217 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,800 - There will be the normal pay. - But cash, right? 218 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,700 Go on, then. 219 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,900 Then do not complain. 220 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,400 That only takes a couple of days. 221 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,200 What if I am not healed by then? 222 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,299 Chlamydia cured with a few pills. 223 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,099 Yes, but what if the test is positive? 224 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,500 Another thing. 225 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,400 Something seriously. 226 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,599 Not so. Do not torment yourself. 227 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,099 In a few days we will laugh all this. 228 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,799 And guests when hear my best man speech. 229 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,500 Shut up, it's coming. 230 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,300 Thank you, baby. 231 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,200 Not have plans for this weekend. 232 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,800 I already made a commitment. 233 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,499 But bought meat and all. I bought many things. 234 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,900 'll Help you with it if you want, Lydia. 235 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,700 Should have told me before. 236 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,300 - You say I'm guilty... - It's not anyone's fault. 237 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,600 Can you come home at night? 238 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,000 'll Be miles away. 239 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,999 Dedicate myself to refuel. 240 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,900 - Can also help. - Fuck you, Jarvis. 241 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,400 Not that not need the money. 242 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,400 Do you think it will make a difference? 243 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,500 What do you mean by that? 244 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,300 Gano much as you. 245 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400 Yes, when you have work. 246 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,600 'm Going to smoke a cigarette, she bores me. 247 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,500 Maybe you remember or where we were a year ago. 248 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,100 In Edinburgh. 249 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,499 May you remember where you proposed marriage. 250 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,600 Where was, as I scary shit. 251 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,200 - Stay this weekend. - Disappointed many people. 252 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,000 Do decepcionarías? 253 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,800 No I said in that tone. 254 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,800 I'm afraid has contracted chlamydia. 255 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,700 I do not have AIDS? 256 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,600 Both HIV tests were negative. 257 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:21,700 - And hepatitis A, B, and C...? - No. You have chlamydia. 258 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,199 That thought when I came last week... 259 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,300 I see you've been prescribed a course of antibiotics. 260 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,999 Means I'm cured, right? 261 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,099 Well, have you followed the instructions? 262 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,299 Two a day, no sex. 263 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,599 Symptoms diminished? 264 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,500 Your penis feels as if cold? 265 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,800 How stuffy nose, sore throat? 266 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,300 No! My penis feels much better, thanks. 267 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,200 - Although we do not yet speak. - Have a question? 268 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,300 Why not told me over the phone? 269 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,100 Keep politics. 270 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,799 That frightens patients. 271 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,399 Well, it helps us to put people back and... 272 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:05,299 can help the other party. 273 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,499 The carrier. 274 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,500 Well, actually it is not... 275 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,699 - Accessible. - Through a friend, perhaps? 276 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,299 If I could, I would believe me, Doctor. 277 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,099 See, chlamydia can be difficult to detect in women. 278 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,799 I know, the silent disease. I read on the Internet. 279 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,500 - It's good to show interest. - It's not a hobby. 280 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,499 If he contact with the carrier, as you call it, 281 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,500 would do us a great service, her and us. 282 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:41,300 Hey, I'll be honest with you. 283 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,300 I had sex with a prostitute. 284 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,299 It was my first and only time and... 285 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,500 you know, was totally drunk. 286 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,800 Ie, I know it's no excuse, but... 287 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,700 I do not know what I do. 288 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,800 Just... 289 00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:05,299 urinating strange things overnight as... 290 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:09,300 The radiator or closet once. O on the computer. 291 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,100 When I wake up in the morning, I remember nothing. 292 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,199 To find a puddle around the house. 293 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,600 Anyway, it was my bachelor party. 294 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,499 Just a brothel and... 295 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,299 You know, just hoping, because Jarvis... 296 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,000 Jarvis is my godfather. 297 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,000 He said there can be smoked. 298 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,499 Just remember. 299 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:33,200 - I'm surprised that I have stopped. - In your file says you're single.. 300 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,699 Does your girlfriend...? 301 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,700 That is, his fiancee, you know about all this? 302 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,000 Do you plan to tell? 303 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,299 No. 304 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,700 In his search Internet 305 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,500 did you read about the different incubation periods? 306 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,800 Periods? What the...? 307 00:21:54,800 --> 00:22:00,700 Incubation periods, the time hidden disease testing. 308 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,799 Why say that? 309 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,399 You had unprotected sex with a sex worker. 310 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,899 At high risk of new infections are facing, 311 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:12,999 which can not be detected immediately. 312 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,600 But I am cured. 313 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:19,199 For a test to be 100% conclusive 314 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,600 for diseases such 315 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,699 elapse a certain amount of time. 316 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,799 How long? 317 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,300 Some 90 days. 318 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,700 19 days? 319 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,300 90 days! Twelve weeks if preferred. 320 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,800 I prefer the shorter. 321 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:40,600 90 days, 12 weeks, 3 months. 322 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,500 Three months. 323 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:47,200 - We will be married before that. - I'm a dead man. 324 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,800 Stay positive. 325 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,700 Negative, stay negative. 326 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,999 Look, we will resolve this soon. You and I... 327 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,300 Taking and thinking. 328 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,500 God! 329 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,500 - Can not have sex with Lydia for 3 months? - Lower your voice! 330 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,700 - What about oral sex? - No! 331 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,199 With hand? Jerk off with her tits? 332 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,400 Just curious, is all. 333 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,000 And condoms are not a solution... 334 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,700 After 6 years, is like a confession. 335 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,999 So you just have the "abstinación". 336 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,399 - Abstinence! - Whatever you call those rare. 337 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,200 We need to find out why they do it. 338 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,100 Or do not? 339 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:34,900 Is for religion. 340 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,300 By religion, I know. 341 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,699 You ask Lydia, 342 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,199 Do you want to avoid sex for the wedding night... 343 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,199 something special? 344 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,999 Very deep you, Jarvis, but forget... 345 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,880 I can not have sex or my wedding night. 346 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:52,200 Do not know anyone who "close the deal" on the wedding night. 347 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,499 I got this. Not in the mood or pull a smile, 348 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,999 much less... 349 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,800 What about the honeymoon? Do you also will be there? 350 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,299 I have a room? 351 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:06,300 I'm screwed! Tan fucked! 352 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,399 Is stress! 353 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,300 You stressed! 354 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,800 Do not tell me? 355 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,800 Stress what makes you? 356 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,099 - Takes you to suicide? - Yes, yes, I know. 357 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,299 And before that? 358 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:21,400 I dunno. Threats, self-injury, attempted suicide. 359 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,100 - Impotence! - Christ 360 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,999 Look, Lydia's sex drive encourage her to try to cure me, 361 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,600 but impotence is a problem... 362 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,800 I do not got. 363 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,200 'd Better cut it. 364 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,600 No. 365 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,900 No, no. I do not mean cut it, but... 366 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,199 What are you lock on the fly or something? 367 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,200 I add a few days, but 3 months. 368 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,100 I pour a cup of tea. 369 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,400 I know! 370 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:07,100 You put a piercing is infected and all, as Wayne's nose. 371 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,100 Do you remember Wayne's nose? 372 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:13,900 Toast was put out. Picture it in your nose. 373 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 "Oh, do not come near me." 374 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,900 I bet it would. 375 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,500 Bet that dirty accept treatment. 376 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,300 It's okay. 377 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,000 Eureka! 378 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,800 - Breaking your frenulum of the glans. - What? 379 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,200 - Do not. The frenulum of the glans. - I do not know what it is. 380 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,500 Jarvis, sit! 381 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,100 I will below the table. 382 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:50,500 Look, look, look. 383 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,700 Ah, that. 384 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,200 I met an old which broke in two. 385 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,000 It was fucking a fat, leaning against a trash can and fell. 386 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,299 Had dick in a sling for months. 387 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,800 Cock in a sling? 388 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,499 Who is the guy? 389 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,300 How is it called? It's called... 390 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,500 I think it starts with "P" P.... 391 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,900 Do you know him? 392 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,499 No, but the story is true. 393 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,199 And even if it were not, the idea is very good. 394 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,400 We should consider it. 395 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,399 Chlamydia is like chickenpox. 396 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,400 If the fuck is normally before 10 years. 397 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,999 With other diseases, large, 398 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,099 do not know anyone. 399 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,700 Do not walk around bragging. 400 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,100 Not a ban on transit. 401 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,800 Is AIDS. 402 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,200 What are the odds? 403 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,900 Well, he said Dr. Cock, 404 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,300 I had unprotected sex with a sex worker. 405 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,500 Yes, but once. 406 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,900 Likely 1,000 to 1, 100 to 1 maybe 407 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,700 People make infidelities. 408 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,600 99% do not what you've done. 409 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,899 I cleaned, researched, a clean job. 410 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,900 Still, you feel guilty. 411 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,399 That is, it is something terrible. 412 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,200 Something very, very terrible. 413 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,800 What do you think? 414 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,899 Forget it. 415 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,900 Acts as if nothing had happened. 416 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,100 Turn that damn light. 417 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,700 - Are you awake? - I'm asleep. 418 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,000 I'm sorry. 419 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,000 - What are you doing? - Hello. 420 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,900 Kiss me. 421 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,800 No, I have to get up early. 422 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,400 I will fast. 423 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,900 Know that rapid scalding me, no. 424 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:48,599 - Is not it amazing? - No... 425 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,600 centuries ago. 426 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,700 Go brush your teeth. 427 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,700 Go brush your teeth. 428 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,800 Inside the toilet, Kyle In the toilet, Kyle 429 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,999 Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 430 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,899 - You sure. - I can not! 431 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,200 I'm sorry. 432 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,300 Mommy! 433 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,500 I'm sorry. Thank you. 434 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,340 Make Alfie go to the front. You get dizzy in the back seat. 435 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,800 - Yes - Just like his uncle Kyle.. 436 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,199 Come on, Alfie, a race to the car. 437 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,800 You will be the co-pilot. 438 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 You good with Alfie. 439 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,399 Is a haven for pedophiles. 440 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,499 You always have to think the worst? 441 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,300 Yes, you have to be vigilant. Look at that man. 442 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,999 Seems to be his father. And you can not have so many children. 443 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,699 So go play with Alfie. 444 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,500 I do not want them to think I'm a pedophile. 445 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,299 Are you so paranoid? 446 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,999 That shit happens! 447 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,299 Nothing bad words! 448 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,800 He can not speak. 449 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,600 But when you learn, I do not want his first word is "shit." 450 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,600 Maybe better than "pedophile". 451 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,500 We shall not be well with our children. 452 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,399 Yeah, you know. 453 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,300 Let's take care of, right? 454 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,100 Honey? 455 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,800 Honey. 456 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,899 Was thinking... Maybe... 457 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,400 stopping the pill? 458 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:01,400 A pregnancy can take up to 2 years. Look at Lee and Laura. 459 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,400 If luckily we did immediately, will not be noticed before the wedding. 460 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,400 're Sweating. 461 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,099 I do not know, is the Jalfrezi. That got me hot. 462 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,500 Announce it would be amazing wedding. 463 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,800 - Where's the waiter with my beer? - Kyle? 464 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,699 Yes, it would be amazing, yes. 465 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,000 You're right. 466 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 Could take time. 467 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,700 We'll have fun trying. 468 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,500 I go to the bathroom. 469 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,700 Thank you. 470 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,500 I'm dying a cup of tea. 471 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,700 Do you want one? 472 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,300 Come on, shake me, Kyle! 473 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,299 What? What? 474 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:46,500 Kyle, my pussy is burning me. I burning pussy! 475 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,100 Are you okay? 476 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,499 What did you do to me? 477 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,099 Not me. 478 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,199 - I think it was the Jalfrezi. - It was your fucking hand. 479 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,300 I'm sorry. 480 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,600 Feels good. 481 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,200 Feels great. 482 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400 Better than sex, huh? 483 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,100 I leave you alone. 484 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,300 - You say it was for you. - Yes, I will admit guilt. 485 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,100 I'm sorry. 486 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,100 Hope you do not get so late on your big day. 487 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,300 I'm sorry. 488 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,799 I will love you, I comfort you, 489 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,599 honor and protect you and 490 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,399 I'll be true as life has. 491 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,899 - Here comes the part of the vote... - Now step rings. 492 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,799 - Wait. - Sorry, do not want to ruin anything, is all. 493 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,000 Sorry to interrupt. 494 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:23,999 - I assume you are the future Mr. White.? - That's right. 495 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 I think so. 496 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,799 I understand that there is a small problem... 497 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,899 With the DJ. Already was solved? 498 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,100 My future husband will take care of that. 499 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,999 Great, great. And... 500 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,800 - Do you know how come vegans? - Vegans? 501 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,799 - There will be four. - Four very well. 502 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,299 Apology... 503 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,099 - Duncan. - Hi. - Sorry. I'm the godfather. 504 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,900 Can I apply a video projector? 505 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,799 - Clear. - You can not show that! 506 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,799 - You know how long it took me to edit? - Jarvis, my grandparents come. 507 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,899 There will be kids there! 508 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,799 Honestly do not see anything. Only pubis blurred. 509 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800 - Talk about that later. - Sorry for the interruption. 510 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,499 No we decided on the flowers. 511 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,999 No problem. If you are visiting this weekend, 512 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,199 room will be decorated with lilies, Saturday, 513 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,799 orchids and Sunday. Beautiful! 514 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,499 Sounds good. Right, Kyle? 515 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:20,000 This Weekend? I can not. 516 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,600 Why? 517 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,700 'll Go fishing and Jarvis. Sport Fishing. 518 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,299 - Fishing is our hobby. - It will be only for men. 519 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,299 Work together five days a week. 520 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,600 When you are married, will be all yours. 521 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,799 - As long as you... - I'm pressuring, 522 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,600 but I have a husband to look after, could we? 523 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,200 - I'll see you this weekend. - Of course. 524 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,600 Thank you. 525 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,200 I appeal to those present, 526 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,100 a witness that I, Lydia... 527 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,300 - Ah, love! Are you okay? - Lydia. 528 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,600 No, really, I'm fine. 529 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,199 Do you know? 530 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,300 Rather have a hamster... 531 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,399 nipping the frenulum of the glans 532 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,599 to spend the weekend sitting by a lake... 533 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,600 In a fucking fish! 534 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,299 Better get used to it, 535 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,199 because I will be doing many times. 536 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,500 Lydia already suspected my new interest in politics late at night. 537 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,499 And I can not keep "helping" every night with the speech, 538 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,400 even if you're dyslexic. 539 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,000 I guess things are good contagiándote. 540 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,999 - What? - Nothing. 541 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,300 What did you say? 542 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,299 - You said I was dyslexic. - You are! 543 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,099 - And you're good contagiándote things. - Yeah, well... 544 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,199 It would not have happened... 545 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,000 godfather if my course I had not been to a brothel. 546 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,600 - And you wanted. - I was drunk! 547 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,799 - Me too! - I supposed you'd take care! 548 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,900 You could not do a worse job! 549 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,300 Look, Kyle, sorry. 550 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,900 Kyle, mate, sorry! 551 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,000 Are you at home. 552 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,600 I'm asleep. 553 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,399 Where is Jarvis? 554 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,499 I know you're somewhere, Jarvis! 555 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,699 Out, come out, wherever you are! 556 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,999 What's the matter? 557 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,500 How do I look? 558 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,800 Angry. 559 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,299 - I'm supposed to look sexy. That told me. - Who? 560 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,900 're Jealous. 561 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,099 Drink some more and come to bed. 562 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:14,400 Have no right to be jealous , Kyle White. 563 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:18,800 I'm yours and I do not even want. 564 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,699 I love you, Lydia. 565 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,000 Do not tell me. Prove it. 566 00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:35,600 Fuck me or do something, please! 567 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,900 I'm sorry. 568 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,100 You better. 569 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:45,599 - Why do you make me feel this way? - Not you. 570 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,000 - I swear. - So what? 571 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,600 - Preguntas? - No! 572 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,000 - Because I do. - What? 573 00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:00,999 I said. I have doubts. 574 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,500 And you know what? I'm glad I said. 575 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,699 It's bad enough that I do not touch . I do not even talk. 576 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,000 Can we talk, baby, still do. 577 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,500 Let's Talk! 578 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,699 Tell me you do not have doubts. 579 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:21,500 I'm sure! But you doubt. 580 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,999 I think is normal. 581 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,299 Healthy, maybe. 582 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:31,100 Is a very serious decision. Give up everything. And that of... 583 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,500 A cock, a pussy, forever. 584 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,100 Do you think that someday you might feel tempted? 585 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,199 - Never. - We are human. 586 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,099 Y makes mistakes. 587 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:51,300 - Yes, I know, but... - Look how many divorces and infidelities, anywhere. 588 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,300 I think so, yes. 589 00:39:55,500 --> 00:40:00,000 Do you think you can be unfaithful still being very much in love? 590 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,600 I do not know. 591 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,100 You've been unfaithful? 592 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,800 I can not lie to that face. 593 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:16,499 Sure you can. Just rehearse. 594 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,299 You have been unfaithful? 595 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:23,099 - I've never cheated. - You blew it again. 596 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:25,299 Never repeat the question. 597 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,400 You can tell you're lying because stuck. 598 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:30,599 Again, 599 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,800 Have you been unfaithful? 600 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,500 No. 601 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:45,600 No, I've never cheated. I would never do. I love you... 602 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:49,099 It was fatal! 603 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:53,100 Do not feel compelled to fill the silence. 604 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,100 Envuélvenos Only. 605 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,499 You've been unfaithful? 606 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,199 All right. 607 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,200 Okay, feel safe returning the question. 608 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,300 Ask me again. 609 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,600 You've been unfaithful? 610 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,500 No. 611 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,799 I swear... 612 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,399 for the health and welfare... 613 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,799 all those who appreciate, 614 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,800 I have never cheated. 615 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,100 - It was OK, right? - I thought. 616 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,500 You have to be spontaneous, speak from the heart. 617 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,600 I'll give a little imagination, be creative. 618 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:08,700 Do you understand? 619 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 You tricked me? 620 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,400 I swear, for our unborn children , 621 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,900 I have never cheated. 622 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,300 I'll get a glass of water. 623 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,500 It's okay. 624 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:46,199 Did you ever consider a gas grill, Kyle? 625 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,000 No, coal are more efficient. Right, son? 626 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:53,099 Yes, they are very good. Calls on your wedding list. 627 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:56,199 - Are expensive, right? - I do not know. 628 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,600 Anyone can afford. 629 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,699 Kyle? Would you show your van Alfie? 630 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,000 Says you killed a rhino with her. 631 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:06,500 I did not say that. 632 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,700 I said I could do it. 633 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,700 - Are you telling him shit! - Exactly. 634 00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,600 Were in the petting zoo. He got scared with the large animals. 635 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,000 The van is falling apart. Do not kill even a cow, 636 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,299 less a fucking rhino. - What would you have said? 637 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:23,199 It depends on what you tell him. The rhino was white or black? 638 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,299 What does that matter? 639 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,600 Can not kill one black. 640 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,600 Right. If I remember correctly, 641 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:29,699 are the species most endangered. 642 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:34,399 No, not that. Is racist. Racist. 643 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,700 Hey, Alfie! 644 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,499 Already they decided with flowers? 645 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,699 Yes, Mom and I chose lilies. 646 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,199 Good. 647 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,100 - Still the same beautician. - Yes! 648 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,199 When men go to the last appointment with the tailor? 649 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,100 Are on the calendar. 650 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,300 My outfit was not me the day of my wedding. 651 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,799 No, honey, I left much fat before the wedding. 652 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,999 Stress. Was that. 653 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,400 Seems that Kyle has lost weight. 654 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,800 Is stress, for sure! Do not know how it is, folks! 655 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,300 Yes, it's true. 656 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,799 You must stand in front of all those people , 657 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,199 Say wise things about the joy of being married, 658 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,699 and then go to the master suite, where expect the performance of your life. 659 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,700 That does not take away my sleep. 660 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,800 I alone. 661 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,600 'll Go check on the boys. 662 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,699 So a person thinks a verb, 663 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:37,700 and the others try to guess asking questions. 664 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:42,500 But the question must replace verb for the word "tea". 665 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,600 - Tea? - With that word you substitute the verb in the sentence. 666 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,400 Better play poker? 667 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,100 God, Michael! It will be fun! 668 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,199 A small demonstration, right? 669 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,200 'm Thinking of a verb. Questions should be me. 670 00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:00,400 And if they are wrong, must have a drink. 671 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,299 We are no longer in school. 672 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,799 I start. 673 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,199 Thou "tetereas" every day? 674 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,000 - Yes, I "tetereo" every day. - Like "teterear"? 675 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,900 Yes, I love "teterear". 676 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,199 See? The verb should be conjugated. 677 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,300 - You "tetereas" alone? - Good question! 678 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,700 Yes, I "tetereo" alone. 679 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,199 Do you have a question, Mic? 680 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,900 Yeah yeah. I have a. 681 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,099 - Where do you keep the "teapot"? - Drink! 682 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,499 Maybe I did not explained me well. 683 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,599 The word is a verb. 684 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,699 - Better leave him out. - Yeah, yeah. 685 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:42,200 - Forget swallow. - No, no. Okay, okay. 686 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,800 I have another question. 687 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,899 The "teapot", what color is it? 688 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:56,399 Is a verb, dad, as eating or walking. 689 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,299 - Cagada - That's a noun! 690 00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:01,200 No, okay. "She shits"! "She shits" is a verb. 691 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,999 He does it every day. Solito, enjoy it. 692 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,199 I have a question, Roger. Do you read the newspaper...? 693 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,099 While you have a "teapot"? 694 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:13,100 Ha! Bravo! Well done, Michael! I understand, you see? Well done. 695 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,700 Shitting? 696 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,400 Read! The verb is read. 697 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:22,500 - I'm good at this. Who's next? - Yo! 698 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,999 When "teterea" people? 699 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,199 "Tetereas" at any time, night or day. 700 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,899 How long does a "tetereo"? 701 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:31,100 Depends. 702 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:34,999 Can last a few hours or more. 703 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,600 What feels "teterear"? 704 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:41,300 Depends, can be good or bad, until satisfactory. 705 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,099 But it can be boring. 706 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,399 Almost always, is a natural act. 707 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,400 Do you have to learn to "teterear"? 708 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,899 Yeah yeah. I'll give you a hint. 709 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:53,000 You taught me everything I know about "teterear". 710 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:57,900 You and Kyle "teterean" together? 711 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,499 Not recently. 712 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:04,099 In fact, we have no "tetereado" in a while. 713 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:06,900 - Like "teterear"? - I love "teterear". 714 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,600 I love. 715 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,999 Hopefully "tetereáramos" more often. 716 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,600 Do men think more "teterear" than women? 717 00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,800 Definitely. 718 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,400 Men think it every 3 seconds? 719 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,000 I think some do. 720 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,500 I think I got it! 721 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,200 Fuck! That's the verb, right? 722 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,400 No, it's not fucking. 723 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:35,199 Honey, it's getting late. You should go home. 724 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,800 Me back with you. 725 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,200 What did you say, honey? 726 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,499 I have a meeting in the morning. I have to get up early. 727 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,900 - 'll Walk from home. - I thought you said. 728 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:45,200 No problem, Mom and Dad? 729 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:48,399 - Both are always welcome! - Kyle has to work. 730 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,700 Just pick a few things. 731 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,499 What is this meeting? 732 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,199 - You left them alone again. - Yes, I left. 733 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,499 You leave me alone. 734 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,800 - Voice down. - Is that what this is about? 735 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,200 Do not make me mourn. 736 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,800 Kyle We're leaving, love 737 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,299 Go and Tend. Send them away, please! 738 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:27,400 Go and Tend, seriously! 739 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,200 'll Call you tomorrow. 740 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,500 Lydia. 741 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,800 Lydia! 742 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,900 The word was "fish", right? 743 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,400 Yes. 744 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,499 Hi, this is Lydia. . Thanks for calling Leave your name and number 745 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,200 I will answer as soon as I can Thanks, bye .. 746 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,400 Where are you, motherfucker? 747 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,900 I'm going to kill myself. 748 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,399 - Kyle - I hate myself? 749 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,900 I hate you more if you commit suicide. 750 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,199 Lydia sent me a text saying he needs time. 751 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,400 Listen, friend 752 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:47,699 Sarah, Amy, Leanne. All said the same shit. 753 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,499 But they all left. 754 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,199 Suicide is not the answer, 755 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,599 Is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. 756 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,999 - AIDS is a continuing problem. - You do not have AIDS 757 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,299 I feel as if I did. Everyone says I've lost weight, and... 758 00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:02,900 I'm cold since went fishing. 759 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,799 Kyle, you can overcome it. 760 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,099 Why? That is, 761 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:09,699 life ends in total disaster, forever. 762 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:13,700 Prison, divorce, suicide, homelessness... 763 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,700 Look at your family. 764 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,500 Do not do personal friend. 765 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,800 - Seriously, can not stand feeling this way. - Okay, I'm coming. 766 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,900 Fucking wanker! 767 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,499 - What? - No, not you, friend. 768 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,099 Are you okay? 769 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,900 'm A wanker. 770 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:42,500 I pajearé eternally now I have AIDS. 771 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,400 Marica! 772 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:48,699 Yes 773 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:52,100 'm A horrible fag. 774 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,299 Look, I can not talk now, friend Kyle. 775 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:58,000 Are you peeing? 776 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:00,300 Jarvis 777 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,000 Jarvis 778 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:10,400 Jarvis, are you there? 779 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,800 You tell me why I sent stop. 780 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,499 Belt, mobile phone, return "U". 781 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:17,899 I see no belt. 782 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:21,299 No, but I'm very honest. So you must believe me when I tell you... 783 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,399 I lead an exceptional hurry. 784 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,800 I do not care if it's life or death. 785 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,400 - It is. - Do not be funny. 786 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,199 No, I'm serious. My friend is going to commit suicide. 787 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,799 What friend is that? 788 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,199 With the speaker phone. 789 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,700 You can talk to him if you want. 790 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,500 - If me you're kidding... - Jarvis, are you there 791 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:41,699 Hello, this is Officer Walker? Who is this, please? 792 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,100 - What the fuck? - I think he's taken. 793 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,099 Again, your name, please. 794 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,300 Who fucked you? 795 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,800 Kyle, do not be a moron! 796 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,999 Kyle Walker says the official. Your friend Mr.... 797 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,900 Jarvis. 798 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Mr. Jarvis argues in its defense a litany of traffic violations, 799 00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:00,000 you is about to commit suicide.. Is that correct? 800 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,300 - I said I was thinking. - Fuck me, Kyle! 801 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,399 You just say you're going to kill yourself! 802 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,500 It's okay. Then I'll kill myself! 803 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,499 Kyle, calm down! 804 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:14,599 As a police officer, my duty is to take that threat... 805 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,699 Seriously. 806 00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:18,299 Threat against a person, including yourself , 807 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:19,599 is a criminal offense. 808 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600 Have fun dragging my carcass to court. 809 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,200 Where you are, please? 810 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:25,900 Do you have a pen, officer? 811 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,200 Yes 812 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:29,499 I Get that up your ass! 813 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,999 - Your address, please. - 61 Maple Avenue. 814 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000 - Cursed snitch, Jarvis! - Do not hang up. 815 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,400 Kyle... 816 00:53:38,401 --> 00:53:41,699 Are you satisfied, Jarvis? It's all your damn fault! 817 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,999 Sorry, Kyle. 818 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,700 Suicide in Progress . 819 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:52,300 Answer the damn phone! 820 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,700 Kyle! 821 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,900 Fuck! 822 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,800 Where the hell are you? 823 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,100 Damn! 824 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,800 Kyle, no, no! Fuck no! 825 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,800 Cursed criminal! 826 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,999 You're the criminal. I almost arrested for you! 827 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,500 I should kill you! 828 00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:13,500 - I love you, man! - I love you, man. 829 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,700 Do not ever do this again. 830 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,900 Who uses that purple dildo? 831 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,400 Let's finish this... 832 00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:45,600 Now. 833 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,800 Prostitute three months. 834 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,599 What if you postpone the wedding? 835 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,900 Any idea what it costs Wedding? 836 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,099 It's amazing that we did not think before. 837 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:23,399 Because it is more painful than break the frenulum of the glans. 838 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,699 Is it more painful to lose life or a couple of fingers? 839 00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,800 - Who said anything about fingers? - Toast the wedding. 840 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Come to my office. 841 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,299 That will give me tetanus! 842 00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:41,999 Are you worried about tetanus? Thought you had AIDS. 843 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,599 Total, has no edge. 844 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,000 - I do not mind waiting. - Do I have to wait? 845 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,800 You can not do it alone. 846 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,199 No good. 847 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,399 Total, you sew fingers in a heartbeat. 848 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,099 - You will leave in a couple of days. - I will not cut your hands! 849 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,799 Fagot coward! 850 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,499 Can not be something less severe, as an overdose? 851 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,799 That looks like a suicide. The only more fag, suicide 852 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800 is a suicide attempt. 853 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:17,400 If you look closely, is a declaration of love. 854 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,499 What if I make a tattoo? I do not want to bleed to death. 855 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,500 Do not bleed to death. Only you are going to faint. 856 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,100 O you will fall into a coma. 857 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,900 A comma sounds good. 858 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,800 A coma. 859 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,700 How do you induce a coma? 860 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,700 Certainly are not alone. 861 00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:41,999 The world is full of desperate wretches. 862 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,099 Dreaming into a coma to escape the misery... 863 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,500 life. 864 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,299 Yes, but how is it done? 865 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:56,100 Risky Luce. A thin line between... 866 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,399 coma death. 867 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,900 Click on this. 868 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,499 Pajéate into a coma. That I'm not going to help. 869 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,900 Fucking Internet. 870 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:18,900 I just need something to get me out of circulation... 871 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,100 for a few weeks. 872 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:23,500 Something that does not kill you, 873 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:27,700 Doctors and that fixed easily. 874 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,200 Exactly. 875 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,600 Can burn. 876 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:35,200 What? 877 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:38,800 Skin grafts taken forever. 878 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,200 Do you remember Neil? 879 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,800 - In the accident with artificial fires ? - Ah, yes. 880 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,399 Took pieces of ass... 881 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,299 and stuck them in the face. 882 00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,299 Neil "ass face". 883 00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:01,799 - That was unfair. - It was! A face fucking ass! 884 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,200 It became traumatized. 885 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,800 You are sick in the head. 886 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,299 Can burn, it tonight. 887 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:15,800 We use fire. A good burned with fire! 888 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:22,699 Use gas heater. 889 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:25,299 Does not matter. You burn... 890 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,399 With boiling water. 891 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:32,300 If we do not fire, boiling water miss you. 892 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,200 All right. You're cooking. 893 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,299 - What? - You're cooking. - Yes, cooking what? 894 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:39,300 Pasta, potatoes, whatever. 895 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,800 All right. You took a few shots, 896 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:57,900 you bend over to pick something up, bump into the handle of the pan... 897 00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:59,599 and the water is spilled you in the head. 898 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,800 No, anywhere but the head. 899 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,700 - Then on your back. - Yes 900 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,400 Kyle "Back of ass".. 901 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:22,300 Listen, I'll wait in the other room. 902 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:27,200 And when you hear... 903 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,700 I'll call... 904 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,500 Do you really want to? 905 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,200 Have to. 906 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,900 Must be another way. 907 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,700 There is not. 908 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:58,100 Lydia only knew how much you loved her. 909 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:05,500 Better not put this in your speech. 910 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,800 I do not wear it. 911 01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,700 I do not wear it. 912 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,399 Kyle! Wait, wait! It occurred to me something good! 913 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,099 Check this out! We can not make exams before the wedding, 914 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:58,800 because 10 weeks is not enough. What if we look at it? 915 01:01:58,900 --> 01:01:59,700 To whom? 916 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,399 A sex worker with whom you had unprotected intercourse. 917 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,299 Stop describe it well. 918 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:07,299 No, if examined and cleaned out, 919 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:09,199 means that you are clean. 920 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,100 Do not be a contamination AIDS from someone who does not. 921 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:15,199 Look at me. 922 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,299 Look 923 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,999 back to the brothel, 924 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,699 find the carrier, 925 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:26,300 and we do an AIDS test. 926 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,699 How do we find the place? 927 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:40,800 Asking. 928 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,400 To whom? 929 01:02:42,401 --> 01:02:46,400 Tourist Information do not guide to brothels. 930 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:49,599 We cross our path. 931 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,200 Easier said than I do. 932 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,800 We had a few drinks in the hotel bar. 933 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Aha. 934 01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:56,700 Then we went to a pub. 935 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,900 A cheap place. A few more drinks. 936 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,700 I know. 937 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:08,300 We went to the Internet and look massage parlors in Newcastle. 938 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,200 We search Google. 939 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,800 That will be a big hassle. 940 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,700 "Newcastle brothel". 941 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,199 No! 942 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,800 I did wrong. 943 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:44,100 Massage. 944 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:48,100 That's it. 945 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,799 El Santuario... Bubbles... 946 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,699 "Foxy Break Knights". I like it as it sounds. 947 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:57,099 - It will take an eternity. - We can not, take a virtual tour... 948 01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:58,100 from brothels. 949 01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:02,099 Watch" Visit our oasis of mad passion." 950 01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:03,500 Lower your voice! 951 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:08,000 Experienced ladies that will fulfill all your cravings. 952 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,400 Shut up! Look at the photos. 953 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,400 Was she blonde or brunette? 954 01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,800 It was not blonde. 955 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,800 What do you remember accurately? 956 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:23,099 Was pretty... Robusta. 957 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:26,799 - Gorda. - No, like... voluptuous. 958 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,100 Gorda. 959 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,899 - I think he had a tattoo. - A big tattoo. 960 01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:35,899 Here. We have two blondes, too skinny. 961 01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:38,499 We write down the address and explored. 962 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,500 Do you have a pen? 963 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,100 Not Here in the van. 964 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,800 It's okay. 965 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,600 Where is the printer? 966 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,800 You can not print that! 967 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,500 Someone is printing? 968 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,000 You a complete idiot! 969 01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,700 Someone is printing? 970 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,600 Then say something. 971 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:00,500 - I have someone document. - Say something, damn it! 972 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,600 Is printing a document. 973 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,300 - Is someone? - Yes! 974 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,100 Pajero. 975 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:18,899 Are two sailing pounds and 25 ¢ per page. 976 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:20,700 Are one, two... 977 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:24,300 £ 2.50, here. My change... 978 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:32,700 They closed at Foxy's about 3 months ago. 979 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:36,900 - All right. - This is better. - Yes 980 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:39,000 Thanks.. 981 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,300 - What is Sanctuary? - Jarvis! 982 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:05,200 - This is The Sanctuary. - Maybe it's cute inside. 983 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:08,199 - Then I'll tell you. - What do you mean? 984 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,300 - I'm not going with you? - Not required. 985 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,200 No... It's for your safety. 986 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,500 You will not go alone. 987 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,100 No. 5 for Sanctuary. 988 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,400 Do you have a reservation? 989 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,600 No, no reserve. 990 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,600 - Sue? - Yes 991 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:47,000 Not have reservation. 992 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,400 Does not matter, let them in 993 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,600 Thanks. 994 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,500 All right, guys? Had they come earlier? 995 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,100 Perhaps yes. 996 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,400 Sit. 997 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,600 Do you want a drink while you wait? 998 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:22,100 - No thanks. - I'd kill for a cup of tea. 999 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,199 Somebody turn on the kettle! 1000 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,400 Girls come soon. 1001 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:30,700 - Are you sure it was not her? - No. 1002 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,900 - Hi, my name is Magali. - Hello, Magali. 1003 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,600 - My name is Victoria. - Victoria. 1004 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,200 Hi, my name is Aura. 1005 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,500 Aura. 1006 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,000 Do you see something you like? 1007 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,299 Put out that cigarette! 1008 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:57,000 We operate in a smoke free environment. 1009 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:00,500 I see. 1010 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,900 For which decided? 1011 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:09,100 Gives us a minute? To confer. 1012 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,499 Private. 1013 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,000 Come on, girls. 1014 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,299 - This is not the place. - What are you talking about? 1015 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:19,200 You could smoke. I remember. 1016 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:22,400 Well, elimination. We progressed a little. 1017 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:25,299 We progressed, but what the hell do we do now? 1018 01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:27,699 - What are you talking about? - How do we get out? 1019 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:31,000 Not believe that suddenly do not want sex. 1020 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,599 Say that the van is parked wrong. 1021 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,800 No They let you out at the same time. 1022 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,399 I will say that I forgot my wallet. 1023 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:42,700 What about me? 1024 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,900 - I see. - What? 1025 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,700 I get it. 1026 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,999 - I get it. - What are you complaining about? 1027 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,300 No, okay. Do not worry. 1028 01:08:55,900 --> 01:09:00,200 No, if necessary, I sacrifice for both. 1029 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,800 Okay, guys. Have you already decided? 1030 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,599 All are beautiful and... 1031 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,399 I'm going with the No. 1 1032 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,399 Magali, Magalin, Mogli, Magli, how is it? 1033 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,699 And for your friend? 1034 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:17,700 No, no. He is only going to pay. 1035 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,299 You can take my tea. 1036 01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:21,500 Magali! 1037 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,300 Hello, Magali. 1038 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:36,100 Where bought the painting of cats? 1039 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,200 Thank you very much. 1040 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,200 A mint? 1041 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:04,700 The things I do for you. 1042 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:12,200 - No need to thank me. - It cost me 80 pounds. 1043 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,600 If not for me, both be there. 1044 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:17,099 Ah! How noble of you. 1045 01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:19,800 You sacrificed, right? 1046 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,699 - Only talk. - Yes? Lie! 1047 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:24,799 Speak. 1048 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,499 No payment for the passes you talking... 1049 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,399 each establishment we visit. 1050 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,200 Are not you glad that only one visit is? 1051 01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,300 What? 1052 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,899 Magali told me... 1053 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:38,199 there is only one open late brothel... 1054 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:42,100 - Hungry boyfriends for sex. - What? 1055 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,500 Want to know? 1056 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,500 Do not be silly. 1057 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,400 Apologize. 1058 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,500 - I'm sorry. - Why? 1059 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,000 - I dunno. - Why use me? 1060 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,900 Do you have any idea how dirty I feel? 1061 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,100 You said you just spoke. 1062 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,800 And it was. 1063 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,800 - Turn off the light. - Okay. 1064 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,500 This way, gentlemen. 1065 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,899 You! Make sure your friend does not vomit. 1066 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,000 Do not worry. 1067 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,400 - Anything to drink? - Beer, please. 1068 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,600 Do you mind if I smoke? 1069 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:48,600 As long as it's not crack. 1070 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,200 Is here. This is the place! 1071 01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:58,900 Are you sure it was not her? 1072 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,000 Fantastic. 1073 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,800 Hi. I'm Miranda. 1074 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,800 Miranda. 1075 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,800 Hi. My name is Roxy. 1076 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,600 Roxy. 1077 01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:23,800 Hello dolls. I'm Crystal. 1078 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,600 Yes sure. 1079 01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,900 Good night. 1080 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,600 My name is Monica. 1081 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,600 Can not be. 1082 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,200 Not any of them. 1083 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,400 Would you sacrifice me again? 1084 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:47,499 - Want to take another look? - No, not any of them. 1085 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,200 Has to be more. 1086 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,200 Maybe he's on vacation. 1087 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,900 O is sick. In particular, if you have... 1088 01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:06,200 Sorry, pal. You walk alone? 1089 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,299 My partner is up losing virginity. 1090 01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:10,400 Great. 1091 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,100 Hello dolls. Have you already decided? 1092 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:18,700 Can we wait for the one with your friend? 1093 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,800 Fairness. 1094 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,000 It's okay. 1095 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,499 Melanie, honey! 1096 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:32,200 Hasten the ass, will you? 1097 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:45,400 - Well, gentlemen, I'm Melanie. - Melanie. 1098 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,100 A second. 1099 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,800 Can I see you back, please? 1100 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,399 I think I've seen. 1101 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,600 Really? 1102 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,400 Been here a few weeks ago. 1103 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,499 - Do you remember me? - I do not remember them all, but... 1104 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:04,900 You're hard to forget. 1105 01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:11,499 Can we... 1106 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,399 go upstairs? 1107 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,400 If necessary. 1108 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,600 60 per half hour, 100 for one. Use uniforms, make characters, 1109 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,100 is extra. 1110 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,100 I think it will only take me half an hour. 1111 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:41,900 I will below. When I return, I love you naked and in bed. 1112 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,800 The bathrooms are down the hall. 1113 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:03,199 - I satisfy the desire of patience. - Yes, I know... 1114 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,399 Maybe we can just... Talk? 1115 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,000 You look nervous. Let me give you a massage. 1116 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:20,399 Can I put me jeans? 1117 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,899 Why? 1118 01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:23,500 If the pants are dirty... 1119 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,600 No, of course not! 1120 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,499 Believe me, I've seen around here. 1121 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:30,100 - No, they are clean, I swear. - Let me see. Let me see! 1122 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,400 Well, now lie. 1123 01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:03,200 Try to relax. 1124 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,200 - Not here to give me a massage. - It is to get fit. 1125 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,600 - I did not mean that. - Try to relax! 1126 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,600 The number of knots is not normal. 1127 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:20,500 I'm a little stressed. 1128 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,200 Back? For a final display? 1129 01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:26,200 I'm getting married. 1130 01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:31,800 Congratulations. 1131 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,599 Well, 1132 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,900 want to marry, 1133 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:39,499 I can not. 1134 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,700 Why not? 1135 01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:43,700 Because I'm sick. 1136 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:49,800 You're not sick. Just male needs. 1137 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:53,100 I am sick. I'm dying. 1138 01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,399 Well, 1139 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,100 maybe I'm dying. 1140 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,600 Can you do a review of AIDS please? 1141 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,199 When I was here I was infected with chlamydia. 1142 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,099 I thought if you were taking and returning examination, 1143 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:13,699 could have sex again with my fiancee , 1144 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:16,299 And save my wedding! 1145 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,600 Breathe. 1146 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,600 I retract, I have not seen everything. 1147 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,900 For starters, I do not have chlamydia. 1148 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:40,500 They call silent disease and symptoms can be latent. 1149 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:44,200 Thank you, doctor. I already know. 1150 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,600 I check regularly, because I act in films. 1151 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,599 Sales in all these! 1152 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,700 Do not remember anything, right? 1153 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:03,600 Honey... We had sex. 1154 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:06,200 - What? - You could not. 1155 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,600 Mean... What I did not want? 1156 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,599 No, yes you wanted. 1157 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:15,599 But you could not, even if I tried. 1158 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,500 It was like trying to get jelly. 1159 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:26,700 I left only with DVDs and penis ring. When I returned, you were... 1160 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,699 Say, 1161 01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:32,000 making improper use of the site. 1162 01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:40,000 Remember I peed in the shower? 1163 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,400 Then we had sex? 1164 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,899 That's good, right? 1165 01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:56,500 Is clear. If I was not cheating, I can not have... 1166 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,800 But if... 1167 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,099 What the... 1168 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,100 Who else you slept? 1169 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,200 No. 1170 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,499 I add some balls huge as mine 1171 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,400 - Come, let us go. - Wait, friend. 1172 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:16,500 - We're going. Now! - Is everything okay? 1173 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,800 No, nothing is right! 1174 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,500 Does not she...? 1175 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:24,199 Do not the test be done? 1176 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,200 Worst. 1177 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,900 - Do not tell me you have HIV. - Worst. 1178 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,199 - Already developed the disease? - Worst! 1179 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,699 What is worse than the fucking have developed AIDS? 1180 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:35,400 Lydia was unfaithful. 1181 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,900 I do not understand. 1182 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:41,500 I did not have sex. I'm not unfaithful. Will not stop me. 1183 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,699 - I thought you said... - No, it does not matter. 1184 01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:45,700 What matters... 1185 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:50,200 I do not got it from chlamydia here. It was at home. 1186 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,500 At least, I understand how you feel. 1187 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:56,199 And you're right to feel hurt, angry, 1188 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,599 - betrayed... - Quiet. 1189 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,299 're In a massage parlor. 1190 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:02,700 - I did nothing. - But you tried. 1191 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,200 But I did not. 1192 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:08,299 If it makes you feel better, go up and we get hand. 1193 01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:10,199 Is a great idea. 1194 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,999 No thanks. Step. 1195 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,299 No, take them with both. A real revenge. 1196 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:17,499 If I'm up to the circumstances... 1197 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:20,499 Prefer to remain innocent in all this. 1198 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,300 This is unbelievable. 1199 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,000 Moreover, 1200 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,300 I'll get even. 1201 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,900 Do not know yet, but I will. 1202 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:39,400 And if you try to forgive? 1203 01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:44,200 I can not. I have this image in my mind, 1204 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:45,900 returning and returns. 1205 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:50,400 A picture of what? 1206 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:55,200 Maybe his girlfriend having sex with another? 1207 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,100 - Yes, of course. - Who do you think is? 1208 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,300 May be several people. 1209 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,599 - Anda from bed to bed? - No! 1210 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,099 Mean, someone among several people. 1211 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:10,399 - Maybe they gang raped. - Many girls decide to have fun... 1212 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,900 before the big day. - Maybe having an affair. 1213 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:17,100 - Then do not love me, right? - Do not be stupid. 1214 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,699 Are you saying that men can trick the woman they love, 1215 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,500 but not women? 1216 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:25,500 So maybe not the master. 1217 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,900 Of course you love her. 1218 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:31,400 Would you have gone through all this if not loved? 1219 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,499 Seriously, girls, the things that happened... 1220 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,140 to not give you an STD. 1221 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,600 All Prince Charming. 1222 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,500 And Lydia? 1223 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:44,900 She infected me, is not it? 1224 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:46,799 May not know they have it. 1225 01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,799 The Silent Disease. Remember, doctor? 1226 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,000 You'll have to tell him. 1227 01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:52,800 I'd pay to speak. 1228 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,000 I'll tell you. 1229 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,800 Do not worry. 1230 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:59,300 I do not think it's a good idea. 1231 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:02,400 If the test is not done, can ruin your fertility. 1232 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:06,900 I know Lydia. Want to have children with whom you are sleeping. 1233 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,299 - Can you send a text or something? - What? 1234 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:14,100 And give you the opportunity to make up an excuse? 1235 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:19,799 Your Parents need to know why the wedding is canceled. 1236 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,099 Do your parents? 1237 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:25,100 No, they do not. Kyle, man! 1238 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:28,099 Think about it. 1239 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:31,500 - Want to marry her. - Wanted. 1240 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:34,900 Until I knew someone his cock buried him sick. 1241 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:38,000 That spoiled my plans a little. 1242 01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:45,300 - Not the car of your parents? - Yes 1243 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:50,400 I want to do this once. 1244 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,400 Hey, wait! I will not let you do this! 1245 01:23:56,500 --> 01:24:00,200 - Listen to... - Yes, but this time I have reason! 1246 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,900 Hey, do not. 1247 01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,200 For Me! 1248 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:09,700 Hey, did I, a certified dyslexic, 1249 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,800 write my best man speech at all. 1250 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,500 Save it for my upcoming wedding. 1251 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:16,800 Yes, but listen! What paintball video? 1252 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,700 I took forever editing. 1253 01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:24,000 - Put it on the fucking Internet. - Kyle, no! 1254 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:41,500 What is this about? We were not expecting. 1255 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,799 Do not just stand there, Kyle. Come inside. 1256 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,500 Hello, love. How are you? 1257 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,799 Waited in the door as Jehovah's Witnesses. 1258 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,699 - How you make us go through this? - No problem. 1259 01:24:52,700 --> 01:24:54,699 It is, if you already were going to dinner. 1260 01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:57,699 Anne made a casserole and there are more than enough, is not it, honey? 1261 01:24:57,700 --> 01:24:59,899 Freeze planned for Mom. 1262 01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:01,999 Did not get to eat in the geriatric? 1263 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,000 Seriously, do not want to cause problems. 1264 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:09,099 It's no problem. In addition, we are already family, right? 1265 01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:10,500 Drink to that! 1266 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,800 And what do we owe the honor? 1267 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:21,000 There is something important I want to tell. 1268 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,500 - Come in. - Lydia must be present. 1269 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:29,100 - Is she here? - Go there. Lydia! 1270 01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:32,600 I'm on the phone 1271 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,500 I will not say anything until she drops. 1272 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,000 Ah, I see. 1273 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,500 No, dad, you do not. 1274 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:48,300 - Yes, son, of course. - No, Dad. I tell you no. 1275 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,300 Security fetched champagne to make the announcement. 1276 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,400 Lydia! It Cool! 1277 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:06,600 - Let's start. - This looks delicious. 1278 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:11,099 - Kyle. - I feel nauseous. 1279 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:13,700 - Kyle! - You had a bad night? 1280 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:15,800 Do not look good at all. 1281 01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:18,600 Is women who ill with this, are you, Roger? 1282 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,700 - Sorry to take me much. - Here she is. 1283 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,499 Do not kiss me. 1284 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:26,499 Not feeling well, poor thing. 1285 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,800 - It's OK. - Hi, honey. 1286 01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:34,400 Could you pass wine please Mic? 1287 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,000 Are you sure? 1288 01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:37,300 Yes 1289 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,100 So health! 1290 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:50,200 So you feel good, Lydia? 1291 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:54,300 - Yes, I'm fine. - No complaint? 1292 01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,200 Not at all. 1293 01:26:57,300 --> 01:27:00,800 - No symptoms? - Symptoms? 1294 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:05,600 Yes, like a rash or swelling. 1295 01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:08,100 Painful urination stuff. 1296 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,000 That's news to me. 1297 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,600 No, I'm fine. 1298 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:17,800 - It's delicious, Anne. - I'll pass the recipe. 1299 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,500 Anne is a very good cook. 1300 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,899 I'm glad you feel good. 1301 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:27,200 I would not wish my illness contagiarte. 1302 01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:30,700 You know what, Kyle? If you do not feel well, you should go to bed, 1303 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,499 Have you seen a doctor? 1304 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:34,499 In fact, I did. 1305 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,199 You were with who have acne. Dr. Clifford. 1306 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,600 No, I saw a specialist. 1307 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:41,200 A specialist? In what area? 1308 01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:44,499 - Genitourinary Medical... - is not a topic for dinner. 1309 01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:45,500 Genito... 1310 01:27:45,501 --> 01:27:48,399 Genitourinary, Dad. A doctor cock. 1311 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,200 Kyle! We're eating. 1312 01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:52,900 Yes! And I'm telling you about my visit... 1313 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,000 the doctor cocks. - Kyle. 1314 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:59,200 I went to the clinic and had to show my cock. 1315 01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:00,200 Kyle! 1316 01:28:00,201 --> 01:28:06,800 The nurse examined me looking warts, lesions, fluids. 1317 01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:08,199 Kyle, please! 1318 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,499 Then used a giant pipe cleaners, 1319 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,100 stuffed it in my cock, 1320 01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:15,600 dirty and sent for analysis swab. 1321 01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:18,499 - What's wrong? - And guess what. 1322 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:19,700 Turned... 1323 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,600 I have a sexually transmitted disease. 1324 01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:27,900 And I thought I was pregnant. 1325 01:28:28,300 --> 01:28:30,399 I do not talk about that in front of my parents. 1326 01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,799 They have every right to know... 1327 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,599 Why wedding is canceled. - What? 1328 01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:37,399 Can not cancel the wedding! 1329 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,899 I can and I will. 1330 01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:42,099 Y on very solid foundations. 1331 01:28:42,100 --> 01:28:44,099 But paid deposits! 1332 01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:46,899 Not fair to lose money. Kyle did nothing wrong. 1333 01:28:46,900 --> 01:28:49,199 - I did not do anything wrong. - Hit me chlamydia! 1334 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,999 - That's impossible! - The proof exams! 1335 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,899 There must be a mistake. 1336 01:28:53,900 --> 01:28:56,399 My tearful cock thinks otherwise! 1337 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,499 Must sorry infected someone else. 1338 01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:02,399 Yes, of course, how easy. Blame me, attack me. 1339 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:06,400 There must be an explanation logic. I mean... 1340 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:08,900 Do not know if you know, Kyle, but... 1341 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:11,099 infections can remain like this... 1342 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:13,099 dormant in the body. 1343 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:14,699 Very good point, Roger, and... 1344 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:16,699 a couple of months ago, no, 1345 01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:18,100 did not know. 1346 01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:21,700 But it can not be dormant for 6 years. 1347 01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,199 Is the time I've been in a... 1348 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,299 monogamous relationship. 1349 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:30,099 Do these things do not normally get to sit on dirty toilets? 1350 01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:34,800 Only if you use it as a big hole pleasure, Anne. 1351 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,800 - Then I'll explain. - Wait a minute. 1352 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:43,100 Dress Dr. Cock a couple of months ago. 1353 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,899 Two months. 1354 01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:48,800 Not what you had not said anything? 1355 01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:50,700 Well I do not... 1356 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:54,399 Two months is enough time to... 1357 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:58,400 keep quiet and I believe VD, Kyle. 1358 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,800 - I wanted to be sure. - Sure of what? 1359 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,799 That you were the... 1360 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,699 carrier. 1361 01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:12,999 Carrier. Wait a minute, if you knew you had it, 1362 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,200 must have been sure that I too. 1363 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:19,200 Unless someone has caught you. 1364 01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:20,900 No. 1365 01:30:20,901 --> 01:30:22,199 Is that, right? 1366 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,700 You were not sure it was me, right? 1367 01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,800 Not 100%. 1368 01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:30,100 The deposit went to shit. 1369 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:32,399 See. Can you ask him who will infected? 1370 01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:33,100 Who? 1371 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,200 - Stop repeating each question! - Whose side are you, Mom? 1372 01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:39,999 That depends on how you respond. Answer the jod...! 1373 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,299 Doomed question. 1374 01:30:41,300 --> 01:30:44,299 Okay, I'll answer. 1375 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:47,999 We celebrated my bachelor party. 1376 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,999 We went to a massage parlor, but I did nothing! 1377 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,499 You expect me to believe that? 1378 01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,500 It's true. 1379 01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:55,599 - Not true, son. - It's the damn truth, Dad! 1380 01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,800 Control your language. 1381 01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:01,300 Just want to say, 1382 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,400 for me, paying for sex with prostitutes is rape. 1383 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,900 Leave the damn drama, woman! 1384 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:13,199 'm Just saying... 1385 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,299 not rape if... 1386 01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:18,999 Well, if it is consensual sex between two adults, 1387 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,700 You know. It's what I'm saying. 1388 01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:26,199 I'm not a rapist, Anne. 1389 01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:29,099 Because I could not. 1390 01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:32,800 Should know that was so drunk, I could not even... 1391 01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:36,000 - Satisfied? - Overwhelmed, love. 1392 01:31:36,100 --> 01:31:37,500 I mean, believe me 1393 01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:39,499 I believe you, son. Is, 1394 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,099 Stephen Hawkings has more activity down there, 1395 01:31:41,100 --> 01:31:43,900 when I'm drunk. Right, Roger? 1396 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:47,799 I usually do not get to be so drunk. 1397 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,600 I would not say that, honey. 1398 01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:53,599 Not much to round you fall in bed. 1399 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,699 Easier vomit on the bed, making love. 1400 01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:57,100 I think you understand, darling. 1401 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,099 However, 1402 01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:03,800 not understand that no matter what you are stop with a prostitute. 1403 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:08,399 No, I think it does not matter. 1404 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:12,400 But at least test that contagiaste me. 1405 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,099 Will you tell us how? 1406 01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:18,500 O This is the case of immaculate infection? 1407 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,699 Well, there may be something. 1408 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:25,900 - Really? Adelante! - Not in front of my parents. 1409 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,800 Our parents think I'm impotent rapist. 1410 01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:31,799 Is fair to listen your version. 1411 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:35,000 - I've heard enough. - I. 1412 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,700 - I have not finished eating. - I'm staying. - Yes. 1413 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,200 Judge for yourself, Dad. 1414 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:48,299 A while back, 1415 01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:51,500 a girl from work gave a party at his house. 1416 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,899 A lingerie party. I remember... 1417 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:58,500 I bought... 1418 01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,600 bodice... - Yes, yes, I remember. 1419 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:07,500 Not only sell lingerie. 1420 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:12,999 Also accessories for the bedroom. 1421 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:16,699 - Electric blankets and stuff. - No, dildos, anal beads. 1422 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:19,300 Well, I've heard enough. 1423 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,999 Michael, would you accompany me to study for a whiskey? 1424 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:24,800 Finish this and I'll be there. 1425 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,000 Dad! 1426 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:28,500 It's okay. 1427 01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:35,799 The girls had drunk a little, 1428 01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:38,800 including me and... 1429 01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:43,400 started... You know, 1430 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,499 to prove things. 1431 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:47,500 Really? 1432 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:52,200 Yes, things passed from hand to hand, the exchanged. 1433 01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:55,100 It seems that one of the girls had something. 1434 01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:57,900 The big purple dildo? 1435 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:01,700 Yes, there wine. 1436 01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:04,499 You're telling me... 1437 01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:08,500 tricked me with a dildo? 1438 01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:12,500 If you call that cheating, yes. 1439 01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:18,500 God! 1440 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:28,500 Do you swear it's true? 1441 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:34,000 Swear by the health and welfare of all those who appreciate... 1442 01:34:34,100 --> 01:34:35,600 that's the truth. 1443 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:38,800 What did you say? 1444 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:44,000 I said I swear by the health and welfare of all those to appreciation, 1445 01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:46,500 That's the truth. 1446 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,100 What? 1447 01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:00,000 Kyle? 1448 01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:03,600 Kyle, where are you going? 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