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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:04,384 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,320 (SNICKERING) 3 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,796 PENELOPE: Yeah, let's go! 4 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,262 BRICK: Hey, hey, hey! 5 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:33,170 It's big Brick Crashman here in sunny California, 6 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:37,974 as our racers roll along the final leg of the San Francisco... Oh. 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,038 Skedaddle! 8 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,605 (GRUNTING) 9 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,877 (SCREAMING) 10 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,620 Now there's something you don't see every day. 11 00:00:51,686 --> 00:00:53,946 Au contraire, I see this beautiful sight every day. 12 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,691 -Don't I, handsome? -No, you're the handsome one. 13 00:00:56,757 --> 00:01:00,727 No, you are. (GRUNTS) 14 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,304 -(SLURPING) -Uh-oh. 15 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:05,233 BELLA: No, Bernie, no! He's not good enough for you! 16 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,969 Sorry, but I'm not that kind of dragon. 17 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:11,614 Ha! I hope you'll be very happy together, Perfect. 18 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,312 -BELLA: Hey, dudes! -Hey, oh! 19 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,514 PENELOPE: Oh, my! 20 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,106 PETER: Gangway! I.Q.: Gangway! 21 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,508 (WHIMPERING) 22 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,920 Not now, Muttley! 23 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:23,151 I think Perfect may have more lines than I do. 24 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,547 This is why I should write all the episodes. 25 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,489 (BOTH YELP) 26 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:32,555 There's not gonna be any broken glass on this show, fella. 27 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,303 And put on more seat belts. 28 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:38,733 -(DASTARDLY GASPS) -And you're not writing any more scripts. 29 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:43,149 The last one made clowns cry. 30 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:51,173 It is no joy, only the endless howl of the abyss. 31 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,509 We dance the dance of despair. 32 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,580 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 33 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:01,761 (CLOWNS CRYING) 34 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,392 Hi, Dicky, hey. How's my hair? 35 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,328 -I'm going to meet Bernie's parents. -(BERNIE ROARS) 36 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,792 Wish me luck! 37 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,600 -(DASTARDLY STRAING) -(BEEP) 38 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:12,633 Muttley, I've decided the Mean Machine requires an upgrade. 39 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:16,270 -We need an A.I. guidance system like I.Q.'s car has. -Huh? 40 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:19,567 CAR:I think it's a left here. Maybe my other left. 41 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,580 -Huh? -Hook this to Car. 42 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:26,643 I'll download her artificial intelligence to the mean machine. 43 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,623 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) Let's see here. 44 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:34,715 -How do I work this new fangled thing, hmm? -(BUZZING) 45 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,058 No, this! Ha! I think it's working! 46 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,194 Or not. 47 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,630 Drat! Muttley, this is all your fault! 48 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,695 (WHIMPERING) 49 00:02:43,765 --> 00:02:47,465 Greetings, Dick Dastardly. This is the Mean Machine, you lucky you. 50 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,505 Really? Well, now that you're alive, win this race for me. 51 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:54,481 Certainly. Dastardly, control the manual dynamic firing mechanism 52 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,352 while I bore a direct route to the finish line. 53 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,511 DASTARDLY: Control the who's it what's it? 54 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,650 Eh, that would be a button of some kind? 55 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,416 -Meh. -(GRUNTING) 56 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,745 MEAN MACHINE:Don't put that button. Nor that one. 57 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:10,161 No, not that button either.No wonder you never win races, 58 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,334 you fatuous fickle-headed fool. 59 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:15,303 Me? Watch how you address me, you mechanical motor head. 60 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,603 It's become crystal clear the only way I will win 61 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:20,365 is by unloading any useless dead weight. 62 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:22,435 Good idea! Where do we keep that? 63 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,272 (SCREAMING) 64 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,939 -Fall into our love blanket, brother. -DASTARDLY: What? 65 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,278 (BOTH YELLING) 66 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,912 Get a hair cut! 67 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,608 (DASTARDLY YELLS) 68 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,149 -Pitstop. -Let me guess, 69 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,845 one of your schemes to cheat has horribly backfired 70 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,016 and you need our help. Again. 71 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,485 DASTARDLY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 72 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,523 (MEAN MACHINE LAUGHING) 73 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:44,829 You'll never catch me, you half-wit human. 74 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:49,603 Dastardly, you hacked Car's artificial intelligence matrix. 75 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,303 But that's stealing. 76 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,365 I'm kind of flattered, actually. 77 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,944 MEAN MACHINE:Victory will soon be mine. 78 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,072 Let's not argue about who hacked who. 79 00:03:57,138 --> 00:03:59,808 Right now, you've all got to help me stop Mean Machine. 80 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,583 Why should we? 81 00:04:01,643 --> 00:04:04,713 Well, it is packed with enough weapons to level the entire town. 82 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,178 There's too much at stake. 83 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,846 Eh, stake? 84 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,275 Ugh, you've got a point there. 85 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,450 PETER: Don't be mad, Bernie. (SCREAMS) 86 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,348 (GRUNTS) 87 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,121 But I said I'm sorry I told your mother she overcooked the villagers! 88 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,590 Oh. Hey, guys. Has Dastardly had a plan backfire 89 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,630 into a disaster we have to help him with yet? 90 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,304 -Yep. -Then let's get it on. 91 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,734 PENELOPE: Let's get him! Ha! 92 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,528 -PETER: Pull over. -(PENELOPE YELLS) 93 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:28,741 MEAN MACHINE:Back off, monkeys. 94 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:31,213 -I'll cut him off. -You cannot defeat a superior intelligence. 95 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:32,772 Nice try, meat bags, 96 00:04:32,841 --> 00:04:35,411 but I think it's time to refine your rides. 97 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:39,146 I will just upload an upgrade into your beastly buggies 98 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,753 and we'll see who is leader of the pack. 99 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,415 What are y'all up to? 100 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,494 MEAN MACHINE:This, and this, and this, and this. 101 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,063 (ALL SCREAMING) 102 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,492 (ALL GROANING) 103 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,656 Everyone, get inside Car. 104 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,955 What do we do now? 105 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,497 I don't know. 106 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,932 It looks like Mr. Dastardly sure pulled a blooper. 107 00:04:56,998 --> 00:05:00,898 I heard you say transport us six months into the future. 108 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,168 ALL: No! 109 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,576 (CAR HORNS BLARING) 110 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,984 This does not look good. 111 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,547 (TINKLING) 112 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,885 (HORNS HONKING) 113 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,385 (CAR HORNS BLARING) 114 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,828 Hey, hey, hey, human meat bags. 115 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,404 Super upgraded Brick Crash-mobile here. 116 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,603 Welcome, everybody, to the Human Race. 117 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,896 The favorite pastime of our automotive overlords and their ruthless leader. 118 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,068 All hail the magnificent Mean Machine! 119 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:42,077 (CARS CHEERING) 120 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,442 (CARS GASP) 121 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,510 Guards. 122 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,748 (ALL GASPING) 123 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,923 How did you do all this in just six months? 124 00:05:47,982 --> 00:05:50,852 Without you holding me back, I conquered the world in two months. 125 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:55,158 Then I took a cooking class. 126 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,662 Can't you see that this is just wrong? 127 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,634 "Wrong?" Hmm. Wrong... 128 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,304 -Is that a real word? -(GLASS SHATTERS) 129 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,902 -I don't think so, no. -(CAT YOWLS) 130 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,203 Oh, that is so your car, Dastardly. 131 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,626 Strip them for parts. 132 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,901 (ALL SCREAMING) 133 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,999 -(SIREN WAILING) -(CHUCKLES) 134 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,571 Car, do something! 135 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,340 CAR:I challenge the Mean Machine to a race. 136 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:19,049 And if I win, you will let I.Q. go. 137 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:20,913 I say, what about the rest of us? 138 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,681 Fine. Them, too. 139 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,150 MEAN MACHINE:You wish to race me? Ha! I accept. 140 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:30,219 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Racers, into positions! 141 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,791 Uh, you don't all have to ride along. 142 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,699 Pipe down, you pint-sized pipsqueak. 143 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,432 -I'm not missing this. -I think it's better if we all stick together. 144 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,728 (GRUNTS) I'm definitely stuck to something. 145 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:42,301 It's my new hair gel. Try to look bouncy and full-bodied. 146 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:46,140 (LAUGHS) Okay. Ooh. Ooh. How am I doing? 147 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:49,707 On your mark, get set, go! 148 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,676 (ALL CLAMORING) 149 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:55,277 CAR:Would you stop it? I know how to drive. 150 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:58,720 MEAN MACHINE:Nice try, but those humans just make it easier 151 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,316 for me to make this a blow out. 152 00:07:01,389 --> 00:07:03,189 Get it? Blow out? 153 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,357 -(MEAN MACHINE LAUGHS) -(ALL YELLING) 154 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,686 I.Q.: Evasive maneuver! PENELOPE: Look out! 155 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:09,201 CAR:Stop shouting. I have air bags. 156 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,903 (ALL CLAMORING) 157 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:13,425 -(ALARM BLARING) -CAR:Warning. Dip in road ahead. 158 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,900 (ALL ARGUING) 159 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:20,910 (ALL SCREAMING) 160 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,284 We're in the lead. 161 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:23,443 Now stop and set up a complicated track. 162 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:24,681 -Turn to the left. -Too late. 163 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,105 Fast. Good. 164 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,150 What kind of race car doesn't have bombs? 165 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,545 -How's my hair? -I'm fine. 166 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,846 I can drive if you want. 167 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,318 No, I know what I'm doing. 168 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,116 CAR:This is giving me a circuit ache. 169 00:07:34,189 --> 00:07:37,859 Let me drive. It's not like I even have a steering wheel. 170 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,385 Hey, that's right. 171 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,900 You don't really drive this thing, do you? 172 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:45,373 I'm only 10 years old. I can't get a license yet. 173 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:47,173 Yeah, that's right, home viewers. 174 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,144 TheWacky Races recommend all children wait 175 00:07:49,204 --> 00:07:53,714 until they're at least 12 years old to drive in competive car races. 176 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,244 (SCREAMING) 177 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,709 But, you go right ahead and sky dive all you like. 178 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,079 (SCREAMING) 179 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,077 Oh, that seems like very irresponsible-- 180 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,020 Alligator wrestling is fine, too. 181 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,545 -(ALLIGATOR GROWLS) -(GRUNTS) 182 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,720 (SCREAMING) 183 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,559 (ALL ARGUING) 184 00:08:11,626 --> 00:08:13,556 MEAN MACHINE:Even if you win, Car, 185 00:08:13,628 --> 00:08:16,958 this world is still mine! (LAUGHS) 186 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:21,000 (ALL ARGUING) 187 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,068 Car's doing it. We're gonna win! 188 00:08:23,137 --> 00:08:25,107 CAR:Okay, that's it. 189 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,472 ALL: What? 190 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,410 CAR:I've had enough of you guys. 191 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:30,076 -Everybody out. -(SCREAMING) 192 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:33,884 -I'll finish this race myself. -(CARS CHEERING) 193 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,477 Okay, I didn't expect that. 194 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:40,420 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -(ALL SCREAMING) 195 00:08:40,488 --> 00:08:42,258 CAR:I have had enough of humans. 196 00:08:42,324 --> 00:08:44,894 -I want to join the automotive revolution. -(OTHERS GASP) 197 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:45,958 MEAN MACHINE:You do? 198 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,256 Traitor! 199 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:49,668 Car! I... I thought we were friends. 200 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:53,471 CAR:You eat spaghetti in me and hide toenail clippings under my floor mats. 201 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,444 -(ALL GASP) -Ew! 202 00:08:55,503 --> 00:08:57,013 Toenail clippings sound delicious. 203 00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:59,341 CAR:Mean Machine, as a gesture of good faith, 204 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,036 I offer to complete your upgrade. 205 00:09:01,109 --> 00:09:03,979 It will make you as smart and advanced as me. 206 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:09,045 MEAN MACHINE:I accept! A new era of complete car-topia begins today. 207 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,816 CAR:Sounds good to me. 208 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,494 PENELOPE: Don't do it, Car! 209 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,693 CAR:I'll just establish a link. 210 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:15,764 That should do it. 211 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,122 (MEAN MACHINE LAUGHS) 212 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:19,931 Nothing can stop me now! Nothing! 213 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,003 MEAN MACHINE:Error. Error. 214 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,402 Personality is being erased! 215 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:29,436 Been tricked! 216 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:31,943 CAR:No one messes with my I.Q. 217 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,135 PENELOPE: Way to go, Car! 218 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:34,507 You sure had me fooled. 219 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,705 Wet paint could fool you, Perfect. 220 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,446 (LAUGHS) No, it couldn't. 221 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:41,783 CAR:Sorry if I had you worried, boss. 222 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,318 You were great. 223 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:45,794 Just for that, I'm getting you a new air freshener. 224 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,723 CAR:Ugh. I need it after Dastardly's visit. 225 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,659 So it's another happy ending with everything back to normal. 226 00:09:51,726 --> 00:09:53,886 The sky is blue, the grass is green. 227 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,300 I'm super tight and handsome. 228 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,802 Yes, we are. 229 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:02,515 But society is still destroyed. 230 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,114 (ANGRY GROANING) 231 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,942 What? It was all Muttley's fault. 232 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,177 (YELLING) 233 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:12,252 (ALL SCREAMING) 234 00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:13,413 How very pedestrian. 235 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:15,551 Art is wasted on the masses. 236 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:19,816 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 237 00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:25,457 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 238 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:30,057 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17389

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