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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Hey, hey, hey,
Wacky Race fans,
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this is big Brick Crashman
here.
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So, today's episode is
based on the classic story
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ofThe Tortoise and the Hare,
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which teaches
an important lesson
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about not getting distracted
during a race.
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We have two
special guest stars,
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-Touche Turtle...
-Howdy, folks.
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-And--
-Ping, ping, ping!
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-Hey! Um...
-(CONTINUES PINGING)
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-Whoa!
-(CONTINUES PINGING)
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Ricochet Rabbit!
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Ooh! How are you guys
feeling about today's race?
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Ooh, I feel great,
great, great, great,
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'cause I'm not
gonna get distracted.
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Nope, not me,
I'm gonna stay focused,
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and, ooh, is that a butterfly?
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Ooh, I feel fine.
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And here are
the other racers now.
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-(BIRDS SCREECHING)
-(ENGINES REVVING)
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Let's get
this mandatory melee moving,
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you motorized mugwumps.
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Hey, everyone, Dastardly
is very happy to be here.
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No, I'm not.
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What kind of
calamitous competion
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labors over
a lackadaisical lesson?
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One appropriate
for children's television?
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-Oh, I hate everybody.
-(SNICKERING)
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Let's start the race.
Go, go, go, go, go!
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-Ready, set, go!
-(ENGINES REVVING)
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(GROANING)
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You better get a move on,
Mr. Turtle, they got a pretty big lead.
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Oh, I'm not worried.
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You see, the other fellow
being hasty and getting distracted
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is why the turtle always wins
these races.
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-(GROANING)
-Touche, away!
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(BRICK GROANING)
Turtle, good luck.
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No hurry.
Take your time.
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What did that turtle say?
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Something about
not getting distracted?
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Oh, wow, I look great today!
Everyone, look at me.
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I think he said,
"Haste makes waste."
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What a ridiculous concept.
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When has being hasty
ever caused
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-something bad to happen?
-(GRUMBLES)
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PENELOPE: Don't look down.
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It's a well-known rule
of physics
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that no one can fall
unless they look down.
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Why would I ever look away?
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Did you miss me as much
I missed you,
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you handsome devil, you?
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This makes no sense.
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How does not looking down
keep us--
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-PENELOPE: Muttley!
-(DASTARDLY GRUNTS)
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(SNICKERING)
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(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING)
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(BEEPING)
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-Hello!
-Come in, thank you for coming.
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I brought
a hemoglobin casserole.
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Oh, you know me so well.
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-Your house looks lovely.
-I.Q.: Love the garden.
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Dastardly, are you coming?
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(GASPING AND PANTING)
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(MUFFLED GROANING)
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Drat!
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BELLA: You stink
like foot cheese, Dastardly.
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-(ALL SCREAMING)
-Drat! (SCREAMS)
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♪ Oh, my darling oh, my darling ♪
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Well, howdy ya'll.
Thanks for droppin' on in.
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Huckleberry Hound,
what are you doing here?
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I'm your special guest star.
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I thought I was
the special guest star?
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Two guest stars
are kind of distracting.
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-(ALL GROANING)
-Three guest stars.
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I'm still here.
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(DASTARDLY YELPING)
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Whatever! On with the race!
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(DASTARDLY GROANS)
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I.Q.: What's that?
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Why, that there,
is the Pokesville County Fair.
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Ooh, very distracting.
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-Let's go have a look.
-Great idea!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Ugh! What is wrong
with all those children's faces?
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They're smiling.
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-Children do that?
-(CHILD GROANS)
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It happens
whenever you leave the room.
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I'm not sure
we should be here.
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Doesn't this feel like
a distraction from the race? (GROANS)
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A hall full of mirrors?
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Oh, baby, daddy's home!
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Hey, look at how funny
these mirrors make me look.
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Looks okay to me.
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That's right, everybody,
I'm still going.
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Slow and steady.
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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Let the pie-eating contest
begin!
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Ping, ping, pie! I love pie!
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Pie, pie, pie,
pie, pie, pie, pie, pie!
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My favorite Pi is
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3.1415926535897932384626
433832.
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ALL: Huh? Whoa!
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(BURPS)
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(WHISTLING)
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How does this work, exactly?
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Well, you just
call out for a pig
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and see if
it mosey on over.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, well,
that's easy.
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You, pig! I demand
that you come here, this instant!
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PIG: Who are you yelling at,
you crum-bum!
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-(DASTARDLY YELPS)
-No pigs came.
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Well then,
why don't you try it?
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(YELPING)
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(YELPING)
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Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, piggy!
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-(ALL SQUEALING)
-(PETER LAUGHING)
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(WHISTLING)
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Free balloon rides.
That sounds like fun.
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Oh, no! If there's
any free fun to be fetched at this faulty fair,
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it will be mine!
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But, Mr. Dastardly,
there's a localized low-pressure system
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-creating a wind shear vortex
directly above us! -(MUMBLING)
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(DASTARDLY YELPING)
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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(PINGS)
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-We did it, Brother!
-(LAUGHING)
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-And the little boy
wins a cutie doll-- -(SQUEAKS)
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-TINY: Scary!
-Clown!
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-(PETER SCREAMING)
-(PIGS SQUEALING)
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(CLOWN GROANS)
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CLOWN: I'm okay.
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Penelope Pitstop,
if you are named Monarch
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of the Pokesville County Fair,
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what will you do
to inspire children everywhere?
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Well, Brick, I believe that
children are the future.
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They are? Ugh!
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I never thought of that.
We're all doomed!
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I'm off to build a bunker.
Come along, Muttley.
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-And like any responsible
role model... -(BEEPS)
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I would encourage
all boys and girls
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to read more,
get lots of exercise
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be kind, helpful, polite,
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never watch television. Streaming is fine.
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Work hard in school
and always believe in your dreams!
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(ALL SNORING)
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-Really?
-Peter Perfect, same question.
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-World peace.
-(ALL CHEERING)
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That doesn't even make--
Oof!
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If you could be a tree,
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-what kind of tree
would you be? -World peace.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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What is your favorite
ice cream flavor?
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World peace.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Really? (GRUNTS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(GIGGLING) Thank you,
thank you, I know.
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I'm so very handsome. I know.
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(WHISTLING)
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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Step right up, folks,
and take aim.
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-(GASPS)
-This is the splashiest attraction at the fair.
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(ALL GROAN QUIZZICALLY)
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-(SCREAMING)
-(GRUNTS)
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-Ooh!
-(DASTARDLY SCREAMING)
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How did that happen?
I was in my bunker. (GRUNTS)
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That was strange.
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(DIGITAL BEEPING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
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Perfect, this is all
your fault somehow.
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This dunk tank
might be broken.
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I think it works great.
Let me try.
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-(THUDS)
-(SCREAMS)
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Watch this. Ricochet Rabbit!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING REPEATEDLY)
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(SNICKERING)
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(WHIMPERING) Let's just
get back to the race!
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Race? What race?
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-What?
-I don't know, beats me.
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-Do you guys know
anything about a race? -(SNORTS QUIZZICALLY)
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-Huh?
-The race we started at the beginning of the episode,
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of the show
calledWacky Races!
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ALL: Oh!
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PENELOPE: Out of my way!
PETER: Let's go!
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(WHISTLING)
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-(ENGINES ACCELERATING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Okay, little missy,
where is the fire?
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I'm in a race, Sheriff.
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-Buck her, Giblet.
-(CLUCKING)
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You-- Oh!
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Oh! Distractodills. (SNIFFS)
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-Hey, guys,
wanna be my friend? -(HONKING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(SIGHING) That happens a lot.
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(WHISTLING)
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Car, activate
the time-accelerating oscillation matrix.
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-AUTOMATED VOICE:Please don't, I beg you.
-Faster! We have to go faster!
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Let the heavens split
and quake, and nature herself
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feel my mighty wind
of science!
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This will go well.
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(BEEPING)
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(RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMING) Ouch!
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(ROARS)
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Oh, Heisenbergers.
(GROANS)
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Oh, howdy, ya'll.
Just a friendly reminder to beware of bears.
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Ha! Nice try,
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but I've been cheating
since before people knew
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cartoons emotionally damaged children.
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(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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DASTARDLY: Imagine,
that Southern blue dog trying to fool us.
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MUTTLEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Now, you tried, Paw.
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(YELPING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Whatever you do,
don't look down.
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(DASTARDLY YELPING)
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-Drat, drat, drat, drat!
-(THUDS)
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Well said, Paw.
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(SNICKERING)
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Well, now. Looks like
all I have to do
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is mosey on past that there
little turtle fella,
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and I'll win
this little ol' race.
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-Ain't that nice?
-(ENGINE REVVING)
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-What?
-(THUDS)
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TOUCHE: Yay, I win.
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Don't worry, folks.
Big TV stars never do their own stunts.
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(GROANS)
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Now he tells me already.
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And the winner is
Touche Turtle.
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Ping, ping, ping!
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-Did I miss anything?
-(SNICKERING)
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Wait a moment.
I thought this race
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was supposed to have
a lesson about "not getting distracted"?
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But the only reason
the turtle won is because he cheated.
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-I do that every week.
-And who says we get distracted anyway?
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Hey, everybody, there's
something shiny over there.
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-DASTARDLY: Out of my way!
I must see it first! -What, where? Let me see.
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