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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(OWL HOOTING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(WOMAN PANTING)
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-(GASPS)
-(LAUGHING)
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-Ow!
-(WOMAN GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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-Movies scare Tiny.
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Oh! Don't look
in the back seat!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Why does that man in the mask
want to eat those people's toenails?
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Something to do
with fiber, I think.
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Don't hide in the closet!
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Why do they always
hide in the closet?
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Deranged lunatics always
look in the closet first!
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I always do.
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(MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT)
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(CHUCKLES) Wait, wait.
Here comes the funny part.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING) You know,
he looks better on the inside.
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This inane nonsense
is insulting my intrinsic intelligence.
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I egress. And on.
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-(GROWLING)
-(YELPS)
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Perfect! It's for you!
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-(THUNDERCLAP)
-Good evening.
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-I am...
-(THUNDERCLAP)
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Dr. Frankenbeans.
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I have come
all the way from...
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New Haven, Connecticut.
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Doctor!
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Doccie!
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This is your father, boys?
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Well, sort of.
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The doc here is the mad scientist who created Tiny.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, it was nothing, really.
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I had a free weekend,
some extra thread,
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and all these body parts
that I...
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Found.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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Public forms
of familial affection nauseate me.
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Did you get that sandwich
out of Muttley's stomach?
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What? I'm still eating it.
(CHOMPING)
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Great to see you, Doc.
Uh, but why are you here?
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I came to give
my greatest creation a very special gift.
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Kittens!
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Even better.
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Observe.
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Brains?
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BELLA:
Oh, you found the other half. Excellent.
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Why didn't you give Tiny
the rest of his brain in the first place?
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It fell between
the couch cushions.
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Oh, look. A jellybean.
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Mmm. Interesting flavor.
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To the lab!
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(DR. FRANKENBEANS LAUGHING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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Well, that ought to do it.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(ALL GASP)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(TINY SNARLING)
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-He's alive!
-(THUNDERCLAP)
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More or less.
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Tiny, are you awake?
How do you feel?
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Tiny feel like...
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(POSH ACCENT) I've finally
reached my full actualized life potential.
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This would be a perfect time
for a montage, wouldn't it?
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Oh, I hope not.
Just lazy writing, actually.
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Surely the story team
can come up
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with a more entertaining way
to show the audience the changes in Tiny?
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All it would take
is a little extra effort.
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We're gonna do
the montage, aren't we?
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-Definitely.
-Oh, yeah.
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(CALLS)
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(DOLPHINS CALLING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(WHIMPERS AND SNIFFLES)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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BRICK: On your mark!
Get set!
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This is my only line.
Go!
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Hurry, Tiny!
We're dead last!
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-Ooh, my, my.
This will never do. -(CATS MEOWING)
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I'll just make a few
minor recalibrations.
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(ENGINE HUMMING)
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BELLA: (EXCLAIMS)
What's happening?
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(BELLA SCREAMS)
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(BELLA CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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(BELLA GRUNTING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Looking good there, Tiny.
Well, relatively.
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Can I offer you
some racing tips? Here's one.
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A light rinse really
improves hair's highlights and bounce time.
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Oh, dear, Peter.
You're as amusing as you are simple.
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Why, thank you.
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Howdy there, Tiny.
We're all just so proud of the way that you--
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I have no time for chitting
or chatting, dear Penelope.
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But there's always time
for chit-chat!
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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:Another car approaching on our six, boss.
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I.Q.: Look out, Tiny.
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I'm about to implement
a high octane fuel of my own creation.
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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:Aha! Take that. In your face.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(BELLA SCREAMING)
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(BELLA AND I.Q. SCREAMING)
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How disappointing.
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I thought you'd be using
hydrogen isotopes by now.
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Woozy what now?
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You better not expect me
to go easy, you gregarious gargoyle.
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Ha! I would never expect
excessive considerations
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from any circumscribed
competitor
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with such a limited
vocabulary.
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But... What?
How dare you!
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I have words!
I have all the best words!
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Muttley, press the button!
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(MUTTLEY MUTTERING
IN AGREEMENT)
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DASTARDLY: (SQUEALS)
Uh-oh.
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(YELLS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(DASTARDLY GRUNTING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Tiny, we have got to talk
about your new attitude.
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I see your lips moving,
but I am not paying attention,
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as I am preparing to make
an important announcement.
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As of today, I am retiring
from racing.
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-(ALL GASP)
-What?
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I have decided to put
my energies into serving a higher purpose.
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I'm becoming a life coach
to the tastelessly rich and undeservedly famous.
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-Toodles.
-(BELLA GRUNTS)
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(DASTARDLY GRUNTS)
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Brother?
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-(THUNDERCLAP)
-GIRL: (ON TV)Stay back! No!
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-(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(SCREAMING)
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(SLURPING)
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(SOBBING)
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There, there, Bella.
Just try to remember the good times.
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And that there's no way
they'll ever come again.
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(BAWLING)
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Never ever, ever.
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Peter, you're not helping.
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My heart is breaking.
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Well, you are hitting it
with a hammer.
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It's how I grieve!
Don't judge me!
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(BOTH CHOMPING)
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If anyone cares,
Tiny is on the television.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm here to ask...
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-Are you a winner?
Of course not. -AUDIENCE: No!
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But I am. And by taking
my extreme self-actualization success seminar,
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you'll learn how to stop
being a loser
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-and finally get that yacht.
-(EXPLOSION)
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-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)-That castle.
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That warehouse full of sports cars you don't know how to drive.
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So stop being a loser
and sign up today for my...
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-Power of Winning seminar!
-(EXPLOSION)
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-Namaste.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Tiny's new brain
has turned him from a kind and gentle soul
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to a selfish,
cold-hearted huckster.
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That's why I never use mine.
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My brother will never be
truly happy like this.
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We have to do something.
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But what can we do?
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Oh, you could remove
half his brain.
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Whoa, where did you come from?
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Oh, under the couch cushions.
Look at all these brains I found.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Love ya. Mean it!
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Uh, do take me to the most
ridiculously expensive hotel.
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Hello, Tiny.
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Penelope!
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That's right, darling.
The team can't stand to see what you've become
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and we're here
to turn you back
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into the innocent little old
sugar pie you used to be.
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Really? And just how do you
propose to do that?
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By scooping out
your new brain.
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(WHIMPERS)
Please do excuse me.
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ALL: Brains!
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ALL: Brains!
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PETER:
These hockey masks we found are surprisingly comfortable.
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PENELOPE:
You know, they really are.
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ALL: Brains! Brains...
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-(SIREN BLARES)
-Hey, buddy. You look like you're running from people
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who want to scoop out
your brains. Need help?
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No, I'm sure I'll be able
to get away on my own.
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Okay, then. Bye-bye.
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Could we be of any help?
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Oh, I'm good, thanks.
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Last chance.
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Mind your own beeswax.
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(EXPLOSION)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(GROWLS)
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Horror movies.
What's up with that?
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(SCREAMS)
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TINY:
I'll pick that one to hide in.
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BELLA: Tiny!
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-(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
-If you let me have half your brain,
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I'll give you
this big sandwich
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and this basket of
Dastardly's baby photos.
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(SCREAMING)
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You forgot the most basic
of all scary movie rules.
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Never go up
the creepy staircase.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Must hide in closet!
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(SIGHS)
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Safe at last.
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PENELOPE: Ahem.
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Hey, look, Tiny.
Unlicensed Wacky Races merchandise.
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(SCREAMS)
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ALL: Brains!
Give us your brains!
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I've got him!
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Ahh! (GRUNTING)
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(SNICKERING)
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ALL: Give us the brain!
Brain!
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ALL: Brain! Brain...
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Seriously, dude.
Give us half your brain.
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Why?
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Well, 'cause you've been
acting like a jerk.
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I know. And I do miss
racing with my friends.
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I hate my new life.
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Do you know what it's like
to look in the mirror every day
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and see a shallow,
self-centered jerk staring back at you?
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-No. (SCREAMING)
-(CLATTERING)
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I want to go back
to the way it was.
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There's only one thing to do.
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ALL: Ew!
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That was actually
kind of gross.
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Tiny! Back!
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, look. I found a brain.
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I'm going to keep it as a pet
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and I will name it
Mr. Brainy-pants.
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Oh, brother!
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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Something's trying to get in!
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(SNARLING)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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