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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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PETER:Wackopolis. It's my city because I'm its hero.
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(BARKING)
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-And not just anybody can be a hero.
-(MEOWS)
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-(WHINNIES)
-(WHALE SINGING)
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It takes character, firm moral fiber, a keen sense of right and wrong.
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But most of all...
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Rock-hard abs,
bulging biceps,
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a perfect smile,
and of course a rocking cool dimple blaster.
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-Sorry.
-No worries, I'm good.
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MAN: Help!
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Won't some dashing,
unlicensed vigilante
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swoop down to assist me
in my moment of need?
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An oddly specific
cry for help.
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I must away to render
excessively violent aid
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with no forethought and very
little due process because...
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BOTH: This is my city!
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Huh? Oh, um...
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-Excuse me. Sorry.
-Huh? Huh?
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Hi, how are you. Nice suit.
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But this is my rooftop
retreatfor brooding opening monologues,
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I even have a permit.
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Me too.
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Oh. Pink, nice.
But I work alone.
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And what about those guys?
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Oh, no!
Don't you realize
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the dangers of oversaturating
the superhero market?
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What will the
toy companies say?
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(GRUMBLES) Hmm!
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Aw, my dollies!
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But they came with
a cool blaster chin.
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(WOMAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
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I am the Pink Protector.
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I have the power of light.
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Up, up, and away!
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-(THUDDING)
-(SCREAMS)
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I also have a radioactive rope
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that forces anyone it touches
to make terrible puns.
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Yeah, Sid, even the one
with the kung fu laser chin.
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Ah! I'll have to
call you back, I'm a bit tied up.
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And everything I touch
turns pink.
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-Bleh!
-That's more of a curse than a power.
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I'm Cy-Q,
trusty cyborg boy wonder,
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and this, computer arm is my
not-so-trusty sidekick AI.
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AI:Hurtful.
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-Why are you hitting yourself?
-Stop it!
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-Why are you hitting yourself?
-Stop it!
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-Why are you hitting yourself?
-Come on!
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Bleh! I am the massively
marketable Bat-Dude.
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And, with his power to
disappear from the plot
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-whenever convenient...
-Ow! Ow! (YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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...this is my boy-thing
sidekick,
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-What's-His-Name.
-Invisibility...
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(SNORTS) Tickles.
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MAN: Help! Hey, seriously,
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-is anyone
gonna help me? -Oh, right, I almost forgot.
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Chin up, brave citizen.
Help is on the way.
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Hey, wait for us.
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MAN: Oh, woe is I!
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Woe, I say!
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Woe, woe, woe,
so very woe-y.
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(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
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(SCREAMS AND GROANS)
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-(ALL EXCLAIM)
-(SPITS)
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Thank heavens you've come.
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The chin of justice
has arrived.
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What can I help you with?
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I spent all my money
at comic book conventions
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and I can't no longer afford
high speed Internet. Or food.
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But mostly the Internet thing.
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(SIGHS)
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There's never any good
crime anymore.
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What do you guys got?
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PENELOPE: 40 cents.
I.Q.: I've got a stinky dime.
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Another good deed done.
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-Yoinks and away--
-Wait, I need to show you something.
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-Hey, hold on.
-(DIAL-UP MODEM BEEPING)
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(DIAL-UP MODEM STATIC)
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Okay, it's buffering.
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It's a fan-film I made
with my college loans.
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Hurry, What's-His-Name, the city needs us!
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Back to the... (SPUTTERS)The rest... Ow! Back to... Ow!
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(CHUCKLES)
It's good, isn't it, huh?
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-Oh, my, that's really...
-FANBOY ON VIDEO:Ow.
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-...something.
-Would you like to see my action figure collection?
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ALL: No!
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-(DASTARDLY LAUGHING
MANIACALLY) -(THUNDER CRACKS)
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All is occurring
according to plan.
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While those simpering,
sanctimonious superzeroes
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are distracted by Uber-nerd,
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I can enact my
egregiously elegant evil plan!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(SNICKERING)
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(SNICKERING ECHOES)
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(RUMBLING)
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-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-Stow the sonic snicker,
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you prodigiously
powered-up pup.
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I'll use my perfectly
perfidious psychic powers to take over the mayor's mind
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and make her outlaw those dithering do-gooders
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-once and for all!
-(CACKLING)
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Look, uh, your dolls are nice,
but we--
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They're not dolls,
they're action figures!
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-(AI BEEPING)
-Ah! I'm detecting an emergency broadcast.
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Good morning,
traffic and weather fans.
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We have a
breaking news bulletin.
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(SCREAMING)
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Mayor Manners has issued
an order banning all superheroes from Wackopolis.
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ALL: What?
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We go now to a
live statement from Mayor Manners' manor.
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-Thank you. Well, hi there...
-(SECURITY TEAM GROANS)
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...fellow not-brainwashed
citizens of Wackopolis,
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I just passed by to announce
that we will no longer tolerate
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these so-called superheroes'
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-property damage, violence...
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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...conventions, and razor-thinbox office margins.
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Effective immediately,
all superheroes
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must report to super jail.
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Especially that
perfunctorily pathetic peon,
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the Mighty Chin.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Mr. the Mighty Chin,
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you don't think that maybe
someone is controlling the mayor's mind?
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Don't be ridiculous.
What a far-fetched, crazy idea.
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(GASPS) What if someone
was controlling the mind of the mayor?
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Who could possibly be
behind all of this?
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Oh, yeah, I would like to present my new adviser,
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and very bestest best friend,
Dick Dastardly.
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-(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(CAT YOWLS)
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It's that guy.
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The Purple Puppeteer
needs to be stopped.
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This looks like a job for...
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(ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE)
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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-(BONES CRUNCHING)
-Cooperation good.
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We'll need to assemble
the best team of heroes the legal department
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will let us use on this show!
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Too expensive.
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-That sounds marketable!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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Won't it be confusing if we
introduce new characters
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halfway through the episode?
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Since when has this show
ever worried about confusing?
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Thank you all for coming.
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I've gathered you all together
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because the Puppeteer
poses a threat to all of us.
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To test your skills,
we've designed a ridiculously dangerous gauntlet
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-filled with physical
and mental obstacles. -(BEEPS)
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Beat the course and you
get to join the team.
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But I'm in the middle
of my vacation.
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You only work one day a year.
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Fair enough. I'm in!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Ow. I quit.
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(BELLA SHUDDERS)
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SNAGGLEPUSS: Exit stage right!
PETER: Sorry.
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Oh, my, I hope this works.
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Oh, uh, what do you know.
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I'm pretty good at this.
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(MUNCHES) Sorry.
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I can't swim!
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Don't worry, Santa,
I've got your back!
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Ooh, wow, you're a big
fellow, aren't ya? (GRUNTING)
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-Okay, almost, almost--
-(SHARK ROARS)
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PENELOPE: Oh!
SANTA: You are on the naughty list!
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Sorry.
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(LIONS ROAR)
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Oh! Why?
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Okay, it's just us, then.
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Chin up. I have a plan.
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The mayor's office is guarded by robo-mutts.
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Bad-Dude, you take point.
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Once inside, Cy-Q will hack into the security systems and deactivate the cameras.
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The Pink Protector will then fly through the air conditioning ducts.
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(CAT YOWLING)
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Where's the Chin?
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You all made it.
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Great job, team.
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-Why didn't you just do that
in the first place? -Do what?
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Give it up, Puppeteer,
it's over.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh. Ooh.
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(INHALES)
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-(SNICKERING ECHOING)
-(SUPERHEROES SCREAMING)
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(PETER SCREAMS)
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Y'all, I think it's time
we remind them
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of the power of friendship.
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-(FRAME THUDS)
-(MAN SCREAMS)
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Good guys, let's go for it!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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Oh!
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(SCREAMING)
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Ow!
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(GROANING)
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(STRAINING)
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-(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
-(GRUNTS)
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(RAPID DINGING)
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-(GROANING)
-(METAL CLANGS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Razzle-frazzle-razzle...
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So what do we do now?
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We'll have to confront the
Puppeteer in his stronghold.
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You know where the
bad guy's secret lair is?
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-For the... Why didn't we
just go there? -Go where?
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-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
-I really hope you know what you're doing.
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So do I.
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(ALL SCREAM AND EXCLAIM)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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DASTARDLY: The Mighty Chin!
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(CHUCKLES) I am really
looking forward
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to destroying you!
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Not so fast.
A real hero never works alone.
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-Uh-uh. Uh-uh!
-Hmm?
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Oh, you seem to be forgetting
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-that I have
mind control powers. -Huh?
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Uh-oh.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(IN HYPNOTIZED VOICE)
Good guys bad!
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Oh, no, he's got
What's-His-Name!
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-Who?
-Stop that.
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Now there, fellows,
I don't want to hurt you...
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(IN HYPNOTIZED VOICE)
That works out well.
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(IN HYPNOTIZED VOICE)
Because we want to hurt you.
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(IN HYPNOTIZED VOICE)
Bleh!
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No, must resist puns!
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Denial isn't just
a river in Egypt.
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Eating a clock
is very time-consuming.
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Studying fungus
molds young minds.
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Now, my minions, turn your
powers against each other!
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I let you all down.
I walked you all into a trap
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because I thought
I had it all figured out.
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I'm so sorry, my friends.
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-(IN NORMAL VOICE) Friends?
-(IN NORMAL VOICE) We're friends?
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
What are we doing?
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Uh, friends good!
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Chin, you saved us!
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What's happening? How are you
breaking free from my control?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Now, you fellows aren't mad, are you?
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-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(SNICKERING ECHOES)
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(ALL GRUNT)
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You may have won this round,
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but I will have my revenge!
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Revenge-- Ouch!
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Hooray! We win.
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-Yeah.
-Oh, what a nice, cozy lair.
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Citizens of Wackopolis,
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please join me in thanking
our heroes for saving me.
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-We work great together.
-We really do.
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Maybe we should become
an official team.
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Sorry.
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We could have a cool name,
like Irving.
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-(AI BEEPS)
-Ow!
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-(AI DINGS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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How about the Gathering
of Heroically Marketable Good Guys?
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(GRUNTS)
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-Ooh, good.
-Love it!
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Hey, maybe we'll get
our own show,
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which would be nice because
I have a lot of free time.
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-(BLOWS LANDING)
-Ow!
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-Together, nothing
can defeat us! -(ROBOTIC WHIRRING)
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Not even dese feet?
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(CACKLES)
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Let's do it.
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-(RAPID DINGING)
-(LAUGHING HEARTILY) Oh, look at that!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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