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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Take that, you lethargic line
of loathsome losers.
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Careful, Dastardly,
you might damage the dam.
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Hoover Dam, built in 1931,
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was originally known
as Boulder Dam.
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It is a concrete arch--
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Oh, pipe down,
you pint-sized promotional pamphlet.
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Nobody cares.
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It's just
a background painting.
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Muttley, maximize
the mega blaster,
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and give those
malignant malingers a magnificent blast
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so I may speed past.
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Uh-oh.
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(GRUNTING IN DISAPPROVAL)
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I wish I hadn't
wasted my life watching television.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Drat. Did you fire
the big missile, Muttley?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-(RUMBLING)
-BOTH: Hmm?
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I.Q.: The superstructure
has been compromised.
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I estimate catastrophic
collapse in 57 seconds.
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What are we going to do?
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We can't let
this tragedy happen.
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Peter's right.
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The damage to the nearby towns
will be terrible.
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Oh, yeah. Well, sure, that,
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but mostly, this suit
is dry-clean only and I just got a new permanent.
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Car, deploy the porta-lab.
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This is the protype
for my latest temporal transpositional thingamabob.
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Properly calibrated,
it should reverse time
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to before
Dastardly fired his missile.
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What a great idea.
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It's all been too much
for the little guy.
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Help me get him in this sack.
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-Hmm. Hey!
-Oh, no.
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If anyone is going
to manipulate this mechanism,
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it will be me!
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-ALL: No!
-(ALARM RINGING)
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(IN OLD WOMAN'S VOICE)
Well, that just happened.
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(GRUNTING IN DISAPPROVAL)
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Oh, great.
Bella has gone batty.
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And some malingering
millennial has stolen my dog
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and left behind
this giant, hairy rhesus.
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-(GRUNTING INDIFFERENTLY)
-We've all been made old.
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-You're cold?
-Old!
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-(PENELOPE YELLING)
-Fold? Fold what?
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That ding dang
geriatric genius
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did this razzamafrazz
confrabulation to us.
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Make him undo it, or I'll
complain to the government.
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And then I'll complain
about my taxes.
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Of course I'll fix this,
you wrinkled whippersnapper.
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All I have to do
is enter the passcode.
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Do you rember the passcode?
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Someone change the dress code?
I hope it's called casual.
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I look great
in black socks and sandals.
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Of course,
I remember the code.
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It's very easy to remember.
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Easy as pie.
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-I.Q.?
-Hmm?
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Yes? Oh, hello. Who are you?
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My name is, uh...
What is it? What is it?
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-(RUMBLING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(GRUMBLING)
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(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
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Welcome to
your new home, racers.
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Why do we have
to retire, Mrs. Barnstorm?
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Oh, you're so cute.
Have a butterscotch.
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-There you go.
-(COUGHING)
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Your contract states
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that when you get
either old or unattractive,
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you agree to be put out to pasture,
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so kids never have to see
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anyone older than 25 on television.
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But how can you do
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-Wacky Races without me?
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
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-(CATS WHIMPERING)
-(MOANING)
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Oh, well, we'll just grow
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younger versions of you
in our TV lab.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Now, don't y'all worry,
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Snoozy Acres is the best
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budget elder care
storage facility
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in the great state of Florida.
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(GRUNTING IN DISAPPROVAL)
Too much sun.
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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And the weather
is too ding dang changeable.
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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-And too many squirrels.
-(SQUEAKING)
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-(DASTARDLY WAILING)
-Well, it is Florida.
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Y'all enjoy, uh,
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well, whatever it is
people your age do between Christmases.
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Bye.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ALL COUGHING)
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-Hello, there, new friends.
-ALL: Ahhh!
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Welcome to Snoozy Acres
Retirement Home
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and Loved One
Storage Facility.
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We're a fun, fun community
for fun, fun seniors.
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I guess we should just
make the best of it.
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-Have another butterscotch.
-(GRUNTING)
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Hopscotch? I'd love to.
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(GROANING)
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(BONES CRACKING)
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-(EXCLAIMING)
-(CRACKING)
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(FARTING)
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(SIGHING IN EXASPERATION)
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(HUMMING CHEERFULLY)
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(GROANING)
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We have our own
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super senior-friendly
golf course.
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-GOLFER: Fore!
-(YELLING IN PAIN)
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A shuffleboard area.
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Doing great, Mrs. Kolansky.
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-(GROANING)
-(BONES CRACKING)
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Well, they sure do
shuffle, all right.
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I'd love a bite.
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Your wish is my command.
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(SMACKING LIPS)
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(SIGHING)
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Our watersize area.
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Keep at it, Mr. Liebowitz.
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(GROWLING)
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WOMAN: Five. Six.
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DASTARDLY: What's that?
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Those are
the Florida Everglades.
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Hi, there, Sunny.
Isn't this...
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Oops. I'd stay
behind the white line.
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You want to know
the right time?
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-(HISSING)
-(GROANING)
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Good tip.
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-(HISSING)
-(YELLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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-(BONES CRACKING)
-Let me... No, you...
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-No! Drat! Drat! Drat!
-(SQUEAKING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(CHUCKLING) And last,
but sure as shooting not least
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our very own state-of-the-art
recreation room.
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Why does it look
like it's 1974?
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Oh, I assure you,
this room is just jam-packed
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with the latest,
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state-of-the-art
entertainment equipment.
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For Florida.
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-(BUZZING)
-(GROANING)
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What was that?
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Oh, that's just
a little old Florida June bug.
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Don't make any sudden moves,
and you'll be fine.
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Probably.
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I guess we should just
make the best of it.
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-(GRUMBLING)
-(WAILING)
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-(SCREAMING)
-Drat!
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-(DASTARDLY SCREAMING)
-(MUTTLEY GRUMBLING)
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(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(CLAMORING)
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(BONES CREAKING)
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(SNICKERING)
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You're not fitting in.
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Oh, I think we made
a lot of new friends here.
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(CLAMORING)
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You really haven't.
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Have you seen my teeth?
Oh, there they are.
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-(HISSING)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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I don't usually do this,
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but until I see some change
in your behavior,
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you are banned
from all social events.
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Even the hootenanny?
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There will be no more hootin'
for you, Granny.
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And I don't want
any more butterscotch.
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(MOANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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We have to get out of here.
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What's the point of leaving?
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We're all too old to race.
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Being old stinks.
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If only I could
remember the passcode.
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And you said it was as easy
to rember as pie.
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How do you know the passcode?
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I.Q., did you say
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Dastardly knew the code
for the time machine?
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Yes. Pi. 3.14159.
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So, the code is
the numerical value of Pi?
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What is?
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The value of Pi
is the passcode.
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-What passcode?
-Oh, forget that old fool.
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If we knew the code,
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we can de-age ourselves
back to normal.
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I.Q., where's
your time machine?
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In Car's trunk,
back at the garage,
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whoever you are.
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Hurry. Back to
the Wacky Races garage!
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(ALL MUTTERING)
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(BEEPING)
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-Now, where did we park?
-(GROANING)
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I put a ribbon
on the antenna...
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Hmm... Oh!
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, here you go. (LAUGHING)
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-Found my purse.
-PETER: I got a nice ticket.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Where do you think
you're going?
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-(SQUISHING)
-(MOANING)
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-(GROANING)
-You poor thing.
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I'm all out of butterscotch.
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Have some butter instead.
Thanks, Darling.
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(STRAINING) My heart.
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-(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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(SNORING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(ALL CLAMORING)
-(HORNS HONKING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-(SNORING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(HORNS HONKING)
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-(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
-(EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)
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-(SQUEAKING)
-(DASTARDLY MOANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(ALL CLAMORING)
-(GROWLING)
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This is my only line. Ahhh!
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MAN: Well,
at least he's young.
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Ah! (GROWLING)
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PENELOPE: Here we come.
Oh, watch out.
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CAR: Hi, boss.
Boy, is it great to see you.
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Is that car talking? Weird.
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Car, we need the time machine.
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CAR: No problem. Here you go.
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(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
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What's the value of pi again?
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I think it's blueberry.
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Sigh. I got it.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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It worked!
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I'm handsome again.
How's my hair?
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Well, it's about time.
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I hope you learned
your lesson, young man.
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Me? But, I didn't...
But, you... But... What?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(INDISTINCT GRUMBLING)
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Why are they so grumpy?
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(SCOFFING) Youth is wasted
on the young.
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(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
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-(EXCLAIMING)
-(SNICKERING)
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