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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY)
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(GIGGLING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-Konnichiwa, race fans!
-(CUPCAKES CHIRPING)
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Welcome to the exciting city
of Tokyo, Japan.
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The perfect place for today's race,
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The Terran Tokyo-a-Go-Go.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(RACERS CLAMORING)
PETER: Gangway!
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Wow, these Japanese
street maps are hard to read.
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Wait, this isn't a map,
it's a sushi menu.
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-What'll it be, Mac?
-Hmm, let's see.
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Do you have anything
without fish?
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Peter, darling, sushi is fish.
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Sorry, he's American.
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No kidding.
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Okay, I'll have
some taco, please.
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Order up, one Squiddly Diddly.
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(YELLING) It's licking
my eyeballs!
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-(YELLING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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PETER: Why? Why?
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(SINGING)
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More! Give me more,
you cupcakes. Make me feel it!
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(EXCLAIMING IN GRIEF) All I
wanted was some drive-through!
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-(GRUNTING)
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Car, have you found
the invitation I was sent
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to that top-secret government
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experimental power
research center you lost?
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CAR:I did not lose it.
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It was right here just before the race started.
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Hmm, you're getting forgetful.
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I better give you
a diagnostic when we get--
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Oh, my, Tesla's...
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Car! Emergency stop!
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
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CAR:I can taste my back bumper. Why did you do that?
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Look.
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(ZANY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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CAR:Robots? But why would you be interested in other...
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Hey. Wait for me.
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(SCREAMING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Muttley, do you have
the invitation we stole
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from that half-pint prodigy?
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(SNICKERING)
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DASTARDLY:Excellent.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(CAPTIVATING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow! I've never seen
such amazing robots.
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-CAR:I'm right here.
-They're so elegant!
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CAR:I'm right here, I can hear you.
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They're so beautiful.
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CAR:What do they have that I don't?
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-(CRASHES)-Don't answer that.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Remember, Muttley,
we have to convince these science scholars
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that we are I.Q. and Car,
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so we can engender entry into
the secretive superstructure
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and despoil
some devious device
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that will appropriate
us advantage
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in all
automotive altercations.
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(SNICKERING)
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-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-Yikes!
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Identify yourself.
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(CLEARS THROAT)Greetings,
fellow science nerds.
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I am I.Q. Ickly,
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and this is my
creepy conversing car.
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Uh... (MIMICKING HONKING)
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You invited me?
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome, Mr. Ickly.
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Konnichiwa, I.Q.
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We are honored by your visit.
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Welcome to our laboratory.
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You are taller than I thought.
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(UNCERTAINLY) Uh, well, yes.
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I, uh... I had a growth spurt.
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And your car has feet?
How unusual.
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It's a new design.
Saves on tires.
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(MIMICKING ENGINE)
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(MIMICKING HONKING)
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(MIMICKING ENGINE)
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You can take him for a ride,
if you like.
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(GROANING)
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-(MICKING A CAR)
-(CRASHING)
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I'll say, what is that?
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We've discovered a highly
reactive sea of green liquid
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beneath Mount Fuji
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that supercharges anything it touches.
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It does?
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Go get me a gob of that goop.
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(MUTTLEY WHIMPERING)
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-I.Q.!
-Where?
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Contact with the energy matrix
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could have
horrific side effects.
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Your car/dog
is in terrible danger.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(INDIFFERENTLY)
We had a good run.
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Is there a lunchroom?
I'm a bit peckish.
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(THUMPING)
-(WHIRRING)
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(GROANING)
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(WHIRRING)
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(PANTING)
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-(THUDDING)
-How do you feel?
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(MECHANICAL GROWL)
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(YELPING)
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He seems fine to me.
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What's in these rice balls?
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Ball.
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-(RUMBLING)
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SCIENTISTS EXCLAIMING)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
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-(THUDDING)
-(RUMBLING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SLURPING)
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Where are you going,
you callow colossus?
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What about my power source?
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That's your doing, I assume?
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Pretty much.
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It seems Muttley's body
has grown gigantic,
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but his brain stayed the same size.
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Relatively speaking, his mind is practically irrelevant.
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-So what else is new?
-I.Q.
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We're gonna need a way
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to stop Muttley
from destroying Tokyo.
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Tough one. If only I had one
of those super-cool robots.
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CAR:"My name's I.Q.
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"Mmm, look at all these robots. They're so cool.
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"You look like a weird flying lemon.
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"Everybody hates you.
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-Car, I need you.-You do?
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Sure, I.Q., anything you want.We could even try that thing--
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What are you doing?
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(CAR YELLING)
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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PETER: What's happening?
All I can see is suckers.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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(BURPS)
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(SNICKERING)
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXCLAIMING QUIZZICALLY)
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Car, you look great.
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Thanks, boss.
You do good work.
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Muttley, you need to
stop this now, darling.
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Or we'll stop you,
for your own good, of course.
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(ROARING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Tune-up time!
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(RACY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Racer Pink!
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Oh. (CLEARING THROAT)
Racer Red.
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-Green!
-Racer Blue!
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A sort of stylish purple
with lilac highlights.
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Racer Yellow!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(YELLING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(BEEPING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-(EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)
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Everybody ready?
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(ROARING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Uh-oh.
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DIRECTOR: Come on, emote.
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Give me more.
We're making art here, people.
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(GROWLING)
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I wonder
what this button does.
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(GROANING)
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Ooh, cool.
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Now it's my turn.
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Take this, Muttley.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Drat.
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Maybe it's your diet,
old buddy.
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(BOTH SNICKERING)
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We need to get him
out of the city.
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Leave that to me.
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(RUMBLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(WHIRRING)
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That seems a bit odd.
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That's the part of this
that seems odd to you?
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(MUTTERING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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Never fear, fellow racers.
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I'll get us out of this.
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(EXCLAIMING QUIZZICALLY)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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This isn't going so well.
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We can still use our legs.
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(GROANING)
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System failure!
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(GRUNTING)
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That's it.
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I have taken all I'm going to
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from that mutated mutt.
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Listen here, you malevolent
monster-movie wannabe!
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You've absolutely
ruined the race,
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and this whole episode.
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Do you realize that
during that whole battle
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I hardly had any lines at all!
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But you still had more
than I did.
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Wait, look. I think he's
getting through to Muttley.
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...you dimwitted dog!
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Oh, drat. This is
all your fault, too!
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(YELPING)
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You call that a rescue,
you gargantuan gloryhound?
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You completely disintegrated
my cool Japanese costume.
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(SNICKERING)
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Aw, it's always so sweet
to see a man
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and his giant mutant
fire-breathing dog
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together again.
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Yeah, but Muttley
is still huge.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
Would this be a good time
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to test my
de-monster-fication machine?
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Have you... What, what?
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Have you had that
this entire episode?
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(GRUNTING)
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(THUDDING)
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Who's a good doggie?
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Great to have you
back, Muttley.
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Typical.
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I save the day,
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and they fawn all over
that lugubrious layabout.
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(SMOOCHING)
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CAR: (WEAKLY)Glad to be of help.
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Don't worry, Car,
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I'll have you
fixed up in no time.
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CAR:Sure you wouldn't rather just have
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one of those fancy new robots?
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Aw, I could never replace you.
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You're my best friend.
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CAR:Sniff. What are you all looking at?
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This is a perfectly normal relationship
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between a boy and his car.
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Uh, it's really not.
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Hey, what's that over there?
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Goo.
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That appears to be
some of the residual kinetic amplifier
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that mutated Muttley
in the first place.
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And it's mine!
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(LAUGHING)
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Uh-oh.
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And so, our racers
once again run ridiculously off-course...
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(GROWLING)
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...and yet another city
pays the inevitable price
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professional sports
entertainment always demands of the innocent.
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So, by default,
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Muttley wins
the Terran Tokyo-a-Go-Go.
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(WAILING)
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(BRICK SCREAMING)
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-(CUPCAKES SCREAMING)
-(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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