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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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-Good day, madam.
-Good day, kind sir.
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What a simply
spiffy day.
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Watch where you're
going, you wandering wastrel.
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One more word
out of your pusillanimous pie hole
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and I'll drop you
like the stock market.
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Go suck
an egg, stinkbabber.
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(CRASHING)
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Extra, extra.
Mysterious purple ray from Pluto
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turning population
into super-weird looking jerkadoodles.
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That's fake news,
you bellicose broadcaster.
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(YELLS)
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He is the
bumping guy, mister.
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What he said,
you noxious newsie.
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(FAINT LAUGHTER)
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Newspaper,
Mister.
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Thanks. Here's
a nickel. Keep the change.
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Jeepers!
Really?
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23 skidoo.
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My ship's
come in.
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I'm so happy,
I gotta say.
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You call
this a tip, cheapskate?
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Hmm... There's
definitely something fishy about all this.
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Someone
should do something.
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Hi, I'm
girl reporter Penelope Pitstop.
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Did I hear you say
you were gonna save the world?
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I need some sort
of rocket ship.
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Could I foot it
along with you?
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This story could
be my big break.
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If you were
a rocket ship, where would you be?
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Under a rock,
maybe?
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(PANTING)
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Excuse me,
please?
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I am famed
physicist Dr. I-Am Smarten-Pantsen-Howzer
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and I am rushing
to my controversial protype rocket ship
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that all my fellow
science guys make fun of me about
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and say
will never work.
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What luck!
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No, it's kind
of mean, actually.
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Look here,
Dr. Snugglepants.
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Smarten-Pantsen-Howser.
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Mart-tarten-pantsen-sniffer?
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Smarten-Pantsen-Howzer,
like it is spelled.
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Look, Dr. Smarts.
We need a rocket to get us to Pluto
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so I can save the Earth
by punching a bad guy.
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How do you
know there's a bad guy?
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(LAUGHS)
That's cute, doll-face.
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This is a good, old-fashioned,
red, white and blue two-fisted space adventure.
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PETER: There has to be
a bad guy who wants to conquer the planet,
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or eat our brains
and do weird, evil spacey things to us.
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Anything else would
be far too complex and confusing
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for an American audience.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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PENELOPE:So you're not expecting an existential exploration
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of mankind's place in a vast and ancient universe?
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Nope.
Just explosions. Some punching.
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Probably a lot
of running down very similar hallways.
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DR SMARTS:
Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you use my rocket?
I'm double-parked anyway.
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BOTH: Let's go!
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Wow, it's all spacey.
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COMPUTER:Hello, Dr. Smarten-Pantsen-Howzer.
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Get behind me, Ms. Pitstop.
There might be danger.
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(GROANS) Thanks.
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No, no, that's just my ship's
automated thinking machine.
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-Oh, it's safe, Ms. Pitstop.
-I feel safe.
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COMPUTER:I'm ready for blastoff.
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To eternity
and then go some more.
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Prepare for lift-off.
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(LAUGHING)
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Get behind me, Ms. Pitstop.
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Extra, extra.
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The world on edge
of destruction
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as space hero
takes forever to get plot moving.
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-There you go, little fella.
-Gee, thanks, Mister.
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Huh?
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(YELLING)
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Observe. We are
about to enter deep space.
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COMPUTER:Entering Pluto's atmosphere in ten seconds.
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(BEEPING)
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COMPUTER:Crashing into Pluto before I finish this sentence.
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-I'll hit the brakes.
-Get behind me, Ms. Pitstop.
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Activating brake.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Phew, that was close, doc.
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Yeah. Good thing
you was there, my boy.
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I have...
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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It looks weird
and spacey out there.
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We'll need to
change into space clothes.
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Did you bring
a needle and a space thread?
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Really? (SCREAMING)
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(SIGHS)
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ALIEN: Quake with fear,
puny Earth creatures,
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for I am an alien.
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Eat his brain
instead of mine.
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They're all juicy
and filled with that thinky stuff.
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ALIEN: Brains? Is that
what humans eat?
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Blegh.
You are disgusting.
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Good thing
we're destroying your planet.
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-Hey, he's just a little guy.
-(GROANING)
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Little guy?
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I capture you
in the name of Lord Ding.
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-Uh-oh.
-(ALIEN LAUGHS)
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I love being
a bad guy.
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Little old you capturing
big, hunky, muscled, chinny me?
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Tiny!
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Oh, hi, there.
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(GROANING)
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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You guys
gonna come quietly?
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-No trouble.
-(ALL TALKING RAPIDLY)
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Blegh.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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(SNICKERING)
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ALIEN: Hey,
Lord Ding.
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I got some dudes
here from Earth. You want them?
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Earth men, eh?
Bring them to me.
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I told you
we should have gotten an elevator.
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Uh, what is
taking them so long?
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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(PANTING)
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Hi, there.
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Where is Peter Perfect,
you scoundrel?
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Is that him?
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(GROANING)
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(THUDS)
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How's
my hair?
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What happened
to him?
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Oh, he was frozen
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in a block of pure
bicarbonate of soda ice.
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Will he be okay?
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Sure. Just a little gassy.
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Oh, well,
we're all used to that.
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So, uh,
Mr. Ding, is it?
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Lord Ding
the Dastardliness.
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Oh, that's, uh, colorful.
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So, we'd like you
to stop shooting--
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-Look out!
-Not again.
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Get behind me,
Ms. Pitstop.
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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You get your
stinking rays off our planet,
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or I'll be forced
to use fisticuffs, you space stinker.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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Hi. You're pretty cool.
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I am.
Thanks for noticing.
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Nothing can stop my plan
to conquer/destroy Earth.
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Extra,
extra.
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Evil space guy determined
to destroy Earth. Heroes helpless.
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Why do you
want to destroy--
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Oh, who is this
lovely Earth creature?
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-Get behind me, Ms. Pitstop.
-Oh, come on!
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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Was that, like,
your sister?
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Now,
see here!
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-Get behind me--
-Will you stop that?
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(SNICKERING)
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-Let me handle this, doll.
-Uh-uh. Nope, nope. Uh-uh.
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I am talking.
See my lips moving?
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Penelope talking now.
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And you, you are not
gonna destroy Earth, so just stop it.
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-I will.
-Oh. Well, that was easy.
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If you agree
to be my bride.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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I just threw up
in my mouth a little.
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This space cat
won't lay a finger on you, Ms. Pitstop.
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Guards.
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Ah. Mmm...
Are those lethal?
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No, of course not.
We're an advanced civilization.
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Those are simply
electro-rays.
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Ha, those will have
no effect on me.
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I told Penny to
make my space shorts out of rubber
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for just
such a situation.
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-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-(YELLING)
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These stupid
space shorts do nothing!
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(YELLING)
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It's like
my bones are on fire!
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(EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)
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I have literally
never known pain like this!
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Every atom of
my being is being destroyed!
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How can you
hurt someone so pretty!
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-Why on Earth--
-Pluto.
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...Pluto would
you wanna marry me?
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We're never gonna
have dinner.
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How do you know
we're compatible?
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What if it didn't
work out? I'd get half your stuff.
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Yes, it does seem
a little rash, doesn't it?
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It just sounded like
the kind of thing that space villains do.
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How about
we race for it?
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I win,
you don't destroy Earth.
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Oh, it's a deal!
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Foolish Earthling,
I never lose!
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'Cause I cheat.
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-(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-(SNICKERING)
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(YELLING) Why are you
still shooting me?
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-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-(EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)
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The endless
nightmare continues!
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I think
my brain is melting!
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Why won't
you help me? (MOANS)
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-Ready, Earthling?
-Wait.
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Why aren't you paying
attention to me? (MOANS)
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First one around
the planet wins.
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Go!
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(YELLING)
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Stop it! (SCREAMS)
I hate cartoons!
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Me too!
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-(THUDS)
-(PETER WAILS)
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Guards! Activate
the purple rays.
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Once she has transmogrified into a copy of me,
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I can't lose!
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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(WHOOSHES)
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(LASER GUNSHOTS)
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Oh, my bees
and boysenberries!
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ALIEN: Good evening.
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I was wondering
if we could distract you for just a moment.
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We have
incapacitated your purple ray.
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Earth is saved!
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(EXPLOSION)
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(LAUGHING)
Science! Science! Science!
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(GRUMBLES)
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(LAUGHS) We work
with the good guys now.
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(WHISTLES)
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(SNICKERING)
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Maybe we
should change sides again.
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Why have those fools
stopped the ray?
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If you want to space-cheat,
you have to space-do-it your space-self.
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What are you mooning at,
you petulant planetoid?
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Uh-oh.
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You blithering
blockhead! Look what you did!
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Me? It was you,
you ninny-hammered numbskull.
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(WHOOSHES)
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(GRUMBLING)
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BOTH: I would've won,
if it wasn't for you!
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Well, I guess
it's back to Earth.
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Yeah, too bad.
I was having fun.
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You know, we could just
zip around the galaxy a bit.
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-See what's out there?
-(GASPS)Wunderbar!
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Oh, can we
come, too?
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This planet
is kind of dead.
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Sounds great.
I'm in!
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Space. Fun.
250
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,628
Great. What
about you, Peter?
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00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:26,790
Oh, he's staying.
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00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:28,258
As the new
Queen of Pluto,
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00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,630
I need a royal
consort and dishwasher.
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00:10:30,665 --> 00:10:32,765
-Right, Peter, dear?
-Yes, dear.
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00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,174
Whatever you say, dear.
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00:10:34,269 --> 00:10:36,299
Little lower with that
next time, huh, dear?
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00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:37,638
It's completely
cured my lumbago.
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,407
Ooh, space is
so dark and dreary. I love it!
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00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,977
Extra, extra.
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00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:47,683
Penelope Pitstop's crew's off
on a brand-new adventure.
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00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,018
What course, Captain?
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00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:51,947
Out there, the future
is waiting for us.
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00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:55,490
And I have a feeling
it's gonna be great.
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(CRASHES)
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(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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