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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(FIREWORKS CRACKLING)
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Hey, hey, hey,
Wacky Race fans.
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This is Big Brick Crashman.
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Bringing you the Dog Gone
in Oregon 5000.
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As you can tell
from the sounds
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of explosion below me,
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the race is already underway
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BRICK:and under fire.
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING)
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Give it up, Dicky, old buddy.
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We are on to all your tricks.
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Purple man. Big shame.
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Face it, DD.
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BELLA:You are becoming deadly dull.
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What? Why you
half-baked poltergeist!
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I am--
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ALL: Categorically compelled
to completely conquer
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your condescending contestants
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with an exquisite caliber
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of carefully
calibrated sheets.
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PENELOPE: We've heard it all
before, darlin'.
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Oh, have you?
Then I shall unleash
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the most malicious
misdirection
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of my vehicular vocation.
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Uh, let me guess,
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it's a Machiavellian missile
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that will cause
an apocalyptic avalanche.
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Shows what you know,
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it is in fact,
a Machiavellian missile
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that will cause an apocalyptic
Anvil-lanche.
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DASTARDLY:Hah!
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(BRICK SCREAMING)
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Anvil-lanche, I get it.
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(SNICKERING)
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DASTARDLY: Didn't see
that coming, did you? Huh?
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING)
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Ah! I win!
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I win.
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I did it, at last!
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MUTTLEY:Yay.
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Listen to that crowd
cheer, Muttley. (LAUGHS)
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I had better compose myself.
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(HUMMING)
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(GROANING)
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(DASTARDLY SINGING
INDISTINCTLY)
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Hey, man, that dog guy
in the hat, like,
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won the race, man.
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Wow, man. That's cool.
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What-- What? (SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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In an unexpected twist,
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Muttley takes today's prize.
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Well done, dog, dude.
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-Wow.
-Like,
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really, you know?
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You malevolent,
malingering mongrel!
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You have betrayed me.
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After all I've done for you!
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Revenge, revenge, revenge!
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(SCREAMS)
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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Wha-- Who?
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Huh? Muttley? Muttley? Muttley?
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You got, like, totally cooked.
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Did you bring back
cosmic wisdom from the other side?
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What is going on?
Why are you all looking like that?
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Like what, dude?
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Muttley, I order you
to become one being again.
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Uh, maybe you should lay down.
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Keep your paws off me,
you impossible pooch.
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I see it clearly now.
You want to take my trophy.
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You're all out
to take away my trophy!
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You're right,
they're all obviously crazy.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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You won't get me.
You won't get me!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Chillax, dude.
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(CACKLING)
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Oh, man, he made me
spill my green tea.
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(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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It's a dog house.
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A dog house!
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(LAUGHING)
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Uncool, bud.
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I think we missed something.
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-(DASTARDLY CACKLING)
-(CATS MEOWING)
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Odd weather for this time
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-of the year.
-BRICK: Hey, guys.
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Brick, what's going on here?
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Well, apparently Dastardly
was struck by lightning,
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has gone
completely barking insane,
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and has embarked
on a senseless rampage of terror and destruction.
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So, the usual.
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Pretty much. Granola?
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We better do something
about Dastardly
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before he commits
any more atrocities.
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ALL: Dude!
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You can't fool me.
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I know you're all Muttleys.
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Perfidious pooches.
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PENELOPE: Dastardly,
Dastardly darlin'.
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Why don't y'all
try to just calm down?
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Trying to fool me
into thinking you are Pitstop
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by wearing
her clothes, eh?
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But it won't work.
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I'd know that hairy face,
beady eyes
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and sweaty
dog breath anywhere!
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Okay, that was hurtful.
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Mr. Dastardly,
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Shh! You are clearly
hallucinating.
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Miss Pitstop is not a dog,
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even though humans do share
over 85 percent of their DNA
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with canines, tree sloths
and filthy dirty rats.
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Thanks for that.
I feel much better now.
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What do you mean, dirty?
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Nice try, Muttleys.
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But I can see
right through you.
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Or I will, once I've made
a big enough hole!
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(SCREAMING)
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Purple man crazy!
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We gotta subdue him
for his own good.
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Tiny, get.
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(CACKLING) Take cat!
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Purple man sleep now.
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(SNORING)
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At least we stopped him
before any harm was done.
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(ALL GROANING)
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MAN: Oh, man,
I'm totally triggered.
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Um, sorry?
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, why'd you stop?
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I.Q., darling,
is this helping?
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No, did you want me
to help him?
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-Yes!
-Oh.
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According to this
invasive brain probe,
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Dastardly's brain has short circuited
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and is locked on
to the last thing that made him angry.
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Which was Muttley.
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-(MUTTLEY WHIMPERS)
-So, how do we fix him?
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Why do we fix him?
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The only way to fix him
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is a dark
and danger filled journey
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deep into the twisted mind
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of Dick Dastardly.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Okay, I'm out.
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Just step into my
Mind Mixalation Modulator
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and hold on to
your myelencephalons.
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I always do.
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What do we do
when we get there?
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Get to Dastardly's
central cerebellum
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and reset his
proto-synaptic network.
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ALL: How do we do that?
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I don't know,
beats me.
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There's probably, like,
maybe a big red button or something. See ya!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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-PETER: What?
-BELLA: Where are we?
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PENELOPE: Everybody hang on!
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ALL: Ahh!
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING EVILLY)
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DASTARDLY:Nothing is ever my fault.
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Everything is Muttley's fault.
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What is that?
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I think we're hearing
Dastardly's thoughts.
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Oh, so that's what
thoughts sounds like. Cool.
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Told him I ...
by all the races...
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Everyone says so.
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I won the Electoral
College Day.
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Of course, I win
all my races, Mummykins.
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But I don't want a dog!
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I'm more of a cat person.
Does it come in gold?
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Eh! Tiny, hold me.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(BURPS)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Ugh! Why is the ground
all sticky?
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And why are
the walls crying?
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Because they are covered
in Richard's melted hopes
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and aspirations.
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And we used
discount contractor.
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Who are you?
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I am Dastardly's sanity.
Call me Irving.
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What are doing
in Dicky's mind?
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I am Dastardly's sanity.
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Why are you so small?
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Because I'm
Dastardly's sanity.
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How are you so slow on--
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Oh, wait, you guys
must be the Wacky Racers.
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I've heard
a lot about you.
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Good things, I'm sure.
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Uh, so I assume you've come
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to unstick Richard's
perception loop.
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You're going to want
to go through there.
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-PETER: Ah!
-BELLA: Whoa!
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PENELOPE: What's in there?
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A big red button
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that will allow you
to reset Richard's brain.
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Hey, what a coincidence.
We were just looking for one of those.
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You're Peter Perfect,
aren't you?
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How do you know?
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Lucky guess.
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The problem is that
in order to get through that door,
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you must first get past
Dastardly's guardians.
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Oh, of course.
So, what are those?
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They are the parts
of Richard's mind
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that protects
his worldview.
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Ah!
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(BLABBERING)
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I'm so ugly.
If only I was handsome
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like Dicky!
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Uncool, Dicky. Uncool.
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(CHUCKLES) I like him.
He's got a quality.
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(THUDS)
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(GROWLING)
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Everyone loves Dastardly.
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He's so cool,
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I wish he was our brother.
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Disturbing.
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Milhouse, I'm going to
get you for this.
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-(LOUD THUD)
-(BOTH SNICKERING)
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-(THUD)
-Huh?
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Hi, ya'll.
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I'll just bet that
you're the nice, friendly part of Dastardly.
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No!
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I'm the horrible, jealous,
hate-filled pitstop part
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that always cheats so
Dastardly can never win like he deserves to!
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Now that is just too far.
Take it.
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(ROARING)
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Oh, yeah.
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Monsters bad.
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(HEAVES)
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Charge!
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-(GROWLING)
-I like cheese.
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-(CRYING)
-I know.
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I really need
to get a catchphrase.
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(SLURPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SHOUTING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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PENELOPE: Let's go.
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All: What?
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(ALL GASPING)
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Get back, all of you!
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Dicky, we're here
to help you.
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Although I still
have no idea why.
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A likely story.
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You are here
to take away my trophy!
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Just like you always do.
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Dastardly, there's
one person
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you must know
would never betray your trust.
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Um, nope.
Can't think of anyone.
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What about Muttley?
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Muttley?
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-(MUTTLEY WHIMPERING)
-(DASTARDLY GRUNTS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,685
Oh. (THUD)
261
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,693
(SNICKERING)
262
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,085
I knew it!
263
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,188
(CACKLING)
264
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,789
Do it, I.Q.
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00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,700
PENELOPE:Do it, I.Q.
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00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,202
(SCREAMING)
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00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,966
His mind is resetting.
268
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,334
Let's get out of here.
269
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,910
Oh, my!
270
00:10:07,976 --> 00:10:09,506
What's a good-looking
fellow like you
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00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:10,977
doing in a horrible
little mind like this?
272
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,154
(PETER SCREAMING)
273
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,924
Did we do it?
274
00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:18,354
Readings indicated
definite change in Dastardly's delta waves.
275
00:10:18,419 --> 00:10:20,889
(GROANS)
What happened?
276
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,864
Dastardly, can you see us?
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(DASTARDLY SCREAMING)
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00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:27,356
Everyone looks like Perfect.
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00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:29,758
It's too horrible. (CRYING)
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00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,900
My eyes! My eyes!
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Gadzooks.
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00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:36,868
That means that Dastardly's
and Peter's minds have cross circuited.
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00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,607
Peter?
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00:10:39,674 --> 00:10:41,414
I don't know
what he's talking about.
285
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You've all
never looked better.
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(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:56,493
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