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(SNICKERING)
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Engage teleportation beam.
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(ALIENS LAUGHING)
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Hey, hey, hey,
Wacky Race fans.
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Top rock jock
Brick Crashman here
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in the majestic
Himalayan Mountains.
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We're high in the hazardous
and goat-ridden terrain
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for the Mountain
Neverest 5000.
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And here come the racers.
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Zooming toward
our race highlight.
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The spindly, rotting,
insanely dangerous rope bridge
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-that crosses over
to Yarlung Tsangpo Canyon... -(SNICKERS)
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...which is the deepest
canyon in the world.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(ALL SNICKERING)
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(GRUNTING) Ouch. Ow.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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-Whoa, that was close.
-(BLEATS)
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(BRICK SCREAMING)
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(COW MOOING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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BRICK: Wow, this is
a really deep canyon.
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(GROANS)
What a terrifying bridge. I love it.
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I'm not sure this bridge
can hold the weight of our vehicles.
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I'm sure the producers
would never let us take this route
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if they didn't check
if it was safe.
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I hate this show.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Time for the Turbo Terrific's
terrific turbo.
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Car, activate anti-grav.
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Muttley, activate
the rocket booster.
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-Hmm?
-I know we don't have one.
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Get out there and push,
you malingering mutt.
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(MUTTERS)
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DASTARDLY: Faster, Muttley!
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I.Q.: Woo-hoo!
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(BELLA WHOOPING)
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Go, glider wings!
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DASTARDLY: Drat!
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I.Q.: She's gone.
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That's clearly cheating.
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(SNICKERING)
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Why, that-- Ow, ow, ow.
What's so funny?
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(GOATS BLEATING)
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DASTARDLY: Drat!
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(SHRIEKING)
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Oh, my stars
and more stars. I'm in space.
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What am I doing
out in space?
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Greetings, puny brain.
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(SHRIEKING)
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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(CAT MEOWS)
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Ahem.
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Um, you two are aliens,
aren't you?
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We are weird, alien,
hyper competitive brain creatures
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that force inferior beings
to race for our amusement.
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But... (RETCHES)
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And now, appearing from
the distant corners of the galaxy,
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I present tonight's racers.
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First, Peter of Perfectas Prime.
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The chameloids of Transylvanius Nine.
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Quebellum Prime,
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the third smartest being in the galaxy.
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What? Third?
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After us, of course.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, yeah.
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Next, the father-son race team of Grazagnagorn and Phlem
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of the fifth galactic spiral.
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The Gobbletragsient.
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And lastly, from the Dark Star Nebula,
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the dark lord, Muttergly.
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-Oh, my!
-What are you looking at?
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Oh, nope. Nope, no way.
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That is just wrong,
wrong, wrong. So wrong.
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Are you ready to race,
puny brain?
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Oh, thanks anyways,
but I have my own little race to get back to.
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Oh, gee whiz.
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And here we went
and transmorgrifinated a special ship just for you.
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(EXCLAIMS) I'm so in.
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ANNOUNCER: Today's race
is a single lap around the Asteroid Belt.
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Sounds simple enough.
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ANNOUNCER: Ready, set, go!
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I hope the boys at home
are having an easier time.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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This is oddly relaxing,
actually.
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(GOBBLING)
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Gaze where you're going,
you gobbling goof!
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(GOBBLING)
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Time to thin the pack
with a temporary temporal portal.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Uh-oh, a shortcut
for handsome racers only.
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I guess I'll have
to face front and give it a try.
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These space rocks all
look very familiar.
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I could swear I was this sign
just a few seconds ago.
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Still, nothing to do for it
but charge ahead.
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Deja vu.
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Deja vu.
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Deja vu?
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Deja vu.
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How can anything have a head
that big and brains so little?
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(MUTTERS)
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PENELOPE: Hey!
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Get ahead of
this monkey, Father.
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Watch this, Son.
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Ooh, you missed, Pop.
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Quiet!
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Uh-oh.
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You hit a big rock,
Father.
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(GULPS)
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Me, fire the laser cannon.
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Duck, brother!
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Oh, my!
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Now, it's that
bilious brain's turn.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Nice try, Muttergly.
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But I have shields
to protect myself
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from even the most
sophisticated laser weaponry.
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I should have seen
that one coming.
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I got you, darling.
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I can't do anything right.
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-PENELOPE: Hang on.
-I can't hang on. I don't have any arms.
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I don't think I'm gonna
catch him before he crosses that finish line.
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-That's right.
Nothing can stop me now. -(SNICKERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(MUTTERING)
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(GOBBLING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Huzzah. The earthling wins.
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Well, this is nice.
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For your victory,
we reward you with the greatest honor of all.
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Blowing up the Earth.
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What? Why?
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It's our traditional way
of honoring the winner
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by blowing up
her whole world
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with a glorious
explosion of triumph.
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What if I'd lost?
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Oh, then we blow up
your whole world
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with a humiliating
explosion of shame.
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Why would anybody
ever compete in the race with those prizes?
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They don't, that's why
we get primitive life forms like you to race for us.
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Sucker. (LAUGHING)
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Nigel, immobilize
the puny brains
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while I prepare the
planetary disintegration ray.
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(LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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I love this part.
(LAUGHING) They always fall.
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The aliens are distracted
Quebell.
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Now's your chance to use
your mental powers to get us out of this.
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But my brain is so small
and puny compared to theirs.
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You have to try.
I know you can do it.
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Okay, I'll give it a shot.
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You will obey my thoughts.
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Obey, obey.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Oh, brother.
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-Just look at those
puny brain waves. -How pathetic.
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See? I'm useless.
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And I have no
marketable skills because I went to art school.
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Yeah.
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Get back to work!
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(GRUNTING) But my art!
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You just need to
believe in yourself.
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And I lack confidence.
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I am useless,
I'm gelatinous, and I don't have lips.
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Look, just calm down
and think of--
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I'm hysterical.
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I'm an over-emotional,
useless, worthless brain
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in a tank that comes
completely unglued,
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that just randomly yells,
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peanut, kebab,
undergarment.
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PENELOPE: Get it together!
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Look, if you're anything
like the I.Q. I know,
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then you're smart,
insecure,
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sniff your fingers when you
think no one is looking...
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(SNIFFING)
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Way too young to be
a professional racer,
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and have a really weird
relationship with your car.
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-What?
-I'm sorry, that sentence got away from me.
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I'm under a lot of pressure.
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What I meant to say was,
no matter what the challenge,
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my I.Q. would never give up,
none of our friends would.
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And that's why I love them,
and that's why they're worth saving.
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Even Dastardly?
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Of course not. He's creepy,
like pancakes for dinner.
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Can you just save
the Earth already?
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I'm out of perky.
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I can do this.
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-What did that do?
-Well, I hope it--
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There, the disintegrator
ray is ready.
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Prepare, puny brains,
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to see one last view
of your planet as we destroy it.
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And that's what's gonna
happen to your world in five seconds.
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What's the point
of showing that?
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Why not just blow up
the Earth?
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I enjoy the drama.
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SPACE GHOST: Space Ghost!
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Did someone say
"Space Goat"?
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No, I said... Space Ghost!
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It's Space Ghost.
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He heard my telepathic
distress call.
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Yes, citizen,
I received your call and came as fast as possible.
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Our schemes are undone.
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He is so cool.
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-Why doesn't he have
a show of his own? -I know, right?
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Close your eyes as I free you
from that alien force field with my wrist blaster.
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We gotta get
to that teleporter
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before he blasts us
with that cool retro wrist beam.
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NIGEL: We should've
gotten his autograph!
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Space Ghost, you saved us
and the entire Earth.
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All in a day's work
for Space Ghost!
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00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,537
Or it would be if
that's who he was.
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00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,706
What?
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00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,381
Hello.
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00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,610
We got your distress signal,
and boogey'd on down to help.
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That was brilliant.
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You were all great.
218
00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:15,054
Thank you for
saving the Earth.
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Oop, okay.
The monkey things are huggers.
220
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You can let go now.
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Me like.
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00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:23,559
Now, the only question is,
how will I get home?
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I got an idea.
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(SCREAMING)
225
00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:34,904
And Penelope Pitstop
wins the race.
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Ow.
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Yippie.
228
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Penelope, where did you
get this car?
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Hideous evil brain monsters.
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Ooh, those are
the best kind.
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Well, I think it's
the weirdest, most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
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I agree.
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And if there's one thing
I can't tolerate,
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it's bizarre things.
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-(CHOMPS)
-(SNICKERING)
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