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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(SCREECHING)
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Hey! Hey. Hot!
Wacky Race.
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Fans, this is hard boiled
Brick Crashman
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on the sun-baked sands
of the Sahara Desert.
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(CAMEL GRUNTING)
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Whoo! Hey, party people!
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Who wants a nice, cool
Wacky Wizzo?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(CHITTERING)
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Hey, hey,
heat hallucination fans.
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Brick Crashman here
at the heat stroke corners of my imagination.
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Hanging with Flip MacGuffin,
the famous party porpoise and Wacky Wizzo Water mascot.
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(CHITTERING)
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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Just think, Flip,
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while we're getting
our groove on at this breezy, island resort,
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the Wacky Races are back
in the blistering hot sands of the Sahara Desert,
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racing from Cairo
to the Great Pyramids of Giza
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which are actually
in a desert,
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not a dessert as I was told.
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(LAUGHING)
I love you, Flip.
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(GROANING)
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Ah, poor Brick, the heat
has made him batty.
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Tiny, do you have
my sunscreen?
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SPF 9327.
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(SIGHS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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How long until we reach
these giant squids?
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Not giant squids, Mr. Perfect.
Pyramids.
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The Great Pyramids of Giza
were built over 3,000 years ago
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and are considered
the last wonder of the ancient world.
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Some postulate that
an advanced alien race helped the ancient Egyptians build--
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Enough of this obligatory
introductory banter!
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Muttley, start the supremely
seditious sand shoveler!
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(SNICKERING)
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PENELOPE: Dastardly!
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PETER: Dirty pool, Dicky.
It'll make the squid all itchy.
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We'll be buried alive. Again.
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I.Q.: Uh-oh! (SCREAMS)
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING)
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Nothing can stop us
from winning now, Muttley.
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(SPITS) Hey,
where is everybody?
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Oh, there you are.
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(GROANS)
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(I.Q. GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
Oh, dreadful desert demon,
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I offer this snickering
sacrifice in substitution for my own sartorial safety.
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Razzle frazzle,
mazzle frazzle.
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Don't worry, Dicky,
I'll save you.
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(GRUNTS)
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Still standing, tough guy.
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Well, there's plenty more
where that came from.
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(GROANS)
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I can do this.
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All...day...long.
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Surrender, Dorothy.
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I can smell my thoughts.
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Art school is worth
every penny. (GROANS)
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Oh, my stars
and ancient wonders. Look!
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Those are the Great Pyramids!
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They're good pyramids,
I wouldn't call them great.
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First one to the top wins.
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No, really,
your thanks are unnecessary.
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Cheese is liquid madness.
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Excelsior!
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(GROANING)
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(PANTING)
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Helmet,
activate climbing mode.
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(WHIRRING)
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On your left, Dastardly.
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"Left behind" you mean.
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(PENELOPE PANTING) Oh!
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Oh, fiddlesticks.
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Chivalry is undead.
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(LAUGHS) I win!
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(LOUD RUMBLING)
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Razzle frazzle,
razzle razzle.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-(LOUD CRASH)
-(CAT YOWLING)
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I.Q.: Omni helmet,
activate emergency light.
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(ALL GASPING)
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BELLA: Nice doggie.
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TINY:
Tiny like it better dark.
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PENELOPE: That dark
and foreboding staircase seems like our only option.
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Be careful. Ancient pyramids
were filled with booby traps.
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Ha! Who's afraid
of booby traps?
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I've practically
invented them.
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Drat! Muttley!
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(GRUNTS)
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-(WHIMPERING)
-(RATTLING)
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-(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-See, it's perfectly safe.
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-Drat.
-Oh, I see.
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The center stone on each step
triggers the traps.
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Everybody step
very carefully.
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-Uh...
-Uh...
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(WHISTLING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RAPID BEEPING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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Oh, my gosh.
Do you see that?
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I look fantastic.
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What's that sign say?
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It says,
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"Press button
to claim trophy..."
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Done, and done.
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"...and reawaken
terrible, vicious, evil mummy creatures."
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-You'd think they'd put
that part first. -(ALARM BLARING)
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(GROWLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Um... (GULPS) Hi.
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Silence!
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We are the bad guys
of this episode.
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And we want to
tell you cringing mortals our terrifying back story.
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Now, you kids at home
might want to slip out for a snack during this part.
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♪ Aren't we so hungry?
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♪ Aren't we all so hungry?
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♪ Aren't we all so hungry?
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♪ So let's go stuff our face ♪
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Hey, sit down!
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We put a lot of design work
into this flashback.
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You kids have to watch it.
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(BOTH GROANING)
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We are an awesomely
super-advanced race
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of totally good-looking,
pumped and ripped aliens,
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who came to your
uncool little planet
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like a gazillion years ago
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to completely
conquer everybody. (SQUEAKS)
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But when we landed in ancient Egypt,
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humanity was all primitive and like "Duh."
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We sealed ourselves in stasis chambers,
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bedecked in our high-tech Preservo towels,
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and waited for the human race to evolve and invent showers.
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We left the trophy trap at the peak of the pyramid as an alarm clock,
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knowing that once humanity was technologically advanced enough
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to waste resources on such useless pursuits as racing,
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it would then be time
for our triumphant return.
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Wouldn't it be a whole
lot easier to conquer us back when we were primitive?
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Why wait until
we got smart?
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Yeah, so smart.
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Have you seen my pickle?
(GROANS)
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(SNICKERING)
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You know what I mean.
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Because smart brains
are tasty brains.
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Speaking of,
who's the kid with the big head?
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He looks smart and delicious.
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Uh... Who me?
I'm not smart.
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See? (BABBLING)
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Really?
What's 947,312 divided by 29?
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(GASPS) Why ask me?
I don't know!
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(WHIMPERING)
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Are you sure?
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It's...
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Because I think
the answer is...
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-Three.
-Wrong!
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It's 32,665.9310345.
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Run for it, guys!
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He's right. Seize them!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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We have to find a way
to stop them and save the planet.
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Don't even think about
trying to stop us.
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We have already
thought of everything.
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What about the time machine?
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Who cares!
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These hairless apes
aren't clever enough
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to think of
going back in time
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to prevent us from awakening
from our stasis chambers.
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Only we are clever enough
to think of a clever plan that clever.
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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I've got an idea.
Follow me.
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(FLUSHING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(PANTING)
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(GROWLING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(GRUMBLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALIENS YELLING)
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(YELLING)
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-(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
-(DASTARDLY GROANS)
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-(SAW BUZZING)
-(DASTARDLY SCREAMS)
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(YELLING)
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Who left this door open?
Someone could get hurt.
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-(DASTARDLY GROANS)
-(CAT YOWLS)
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-(SAW BUZZING)
-(CRASHING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-Activating time controls.
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Oh, space muffins.
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(ALL GROANING)
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-(CATS MEWING)
-We're here.
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Welcome to ancient Egypt
in the time after the aliens landed
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but before they
went into hibernation.
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So now, we need to get back
into the control room
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and change that sign
so Dastardly doesn't wake the aliens in the future.
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-Are you saying
this is all my fault? -Yes.
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To the control room.
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(ALIENS SNORING)
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We must be very quiet.
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Do not wake up the aliens.
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(FOGHORN BLOWING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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(SHUSHING)
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-(BABY CRYING)
-(AIR HORN BLOWING)
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What is it
with the sound effects in this episode?
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Okay, we're all here.
Now what?
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Just a sec.
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Huzzah!
The future is saved.
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Quick, everyone,
back to future Egypt.
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Oh, my gosh, look!
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I still look fantastic. Ooh.
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What's that sign say?
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It says, "Don't let Dastardly
press this big button."
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That's it? Well,
that's pretty anticlimactic.
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What an awful ending.
This show really needs more surprises.
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What an oddly specific
ancient hieroglyphic.
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I am not leaving this pyramid
without my trophy!
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I demand
my just desserts!
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Did somebody say "dessert"?
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(CHITTERING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(GULPS)
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(CHITTERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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