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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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Get back here!
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Welcome, welcome, race fans,
to the beautiful country of India,
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also known as
the "Land of Dreams."
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Ah!
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(COWS MOOING)
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India is known as
the "land of magic and music,"
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where anything can happen.
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So, don't overthink it.
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With me here
are the sponsors of today's race,
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the Pasheeri family
and the Rashads.
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Mrs. Pasheeri,
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I understand that
immediately after the race,
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you'll be using
your powers as a mother to guilt your son
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to marry a rich American
reality TV star he doesn't love.
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(FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SHARK ROARS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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We're cool.
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And you're not.
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Yes. But isn't that
a strange thing to bring up now?
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Just moving
the plot along, ma'am.
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It's my job.
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Can you tell us a little
about how the feud started?
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Well, Brick, it is
a long story that started many years ago.
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(BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
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Okay. Then, never mind.
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BRICK: I'll just say
that in classic love story tradition,
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the family's two young
and innocent children have fallen deeply in love,
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but are being kept apart
by the parents' pointless and petty feud.
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We have a few moments
before the race begins,
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so the racers are checking out
this local street bazaar, and who can blame them?
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Hello, peasant
from another culture.
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I would like a hamburger
with extra secret sauce,
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a super-sized bucket
of french fries and a diet soda.
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Seriously,
we don't have that.
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We have this
lovely local cuisine.
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I should embrace
new experiences and try new things.
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Um, I'll have a hot pepper.
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Oh, no, not again.
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(TRADITIONAL INDIAN MUSIC
WITH LADY VOCALIZING)
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Muy caliente.
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Ooh, spicy.
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(SCREAMING)
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Clean up on aisle three.
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(SPEAKING MARATHI)
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A-ha! Very clever.
Pitstop learning some foreign phrases,
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thereby gaing
a competitive edge.
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Oh, no, Dastardly.
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I just learned a few
Marathi phrases as a courtesy to our hosts.
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Well, two can play that game.
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I happen to speak
the local language myself.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(SPEAKING MARATHI)
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Gadzooks,
you malevolent Mumbari!
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Why did you do that?
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You just asked him to hit
you over the head with a mallet.
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I did not!
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That's not what
(SPEAKING MARATHI) really means.
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(GROANS)
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Drat!
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The service here
is really outstanding.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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The Bombay Getaway
is about to begin.
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-(ENGINES REVVING)
-Racers, are you ready?
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Of course,
as they say in Mumbai...
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(SPEAKING MARATHI)
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Why don't these people
understand their own language?
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On your mark, get set, go!
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-(CRASHING)
-Ooh, aah, ow!
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Ooh, Mr. Brick,
they run you over.
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I think that is his
spleen over there.
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(GAGGING)
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(COWS MOOING)
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Wow, this is very exciting,
isn't it?
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(SCREAMING)
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Please stop hitting me.
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PENELOPE: What are you
doing in my car?
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I'm so sorry.
But I had to get away.
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My mother wants me to marry
a person with just good looks,
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and no brains whatsoever.
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-PETER: (OVER RADIO)Did you call me?
-No, Peter, darling, not you.
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Okay-dokey-dooky-doo!
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(SIGHING) I love Rani,
but our families have forbidden us to marry.
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(GASPS) Oh, forbidden love.
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How romantic.
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Mr. Perfect.
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Please, no autographs
while I'm driving.
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If you please, sir,
would you help me catch my dear Aarav,
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who has secreted himself
in your friend's car,
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so I may convince him to run away with me against our families' wishes,
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but in true service to the love that burns
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in our young
and innocent hearts?
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(SNORING)
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Mr. Perfect?
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Handsome!
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Okay, you talked me into it.
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How many autographs
do you want?
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Muttley, prepare to activate
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the greatest,
most awesome cheat of my entire career.
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-Mr. Dastardly.
-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
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You must catch
Penelope Pitstop's car.
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-Huh?
-I'm not a taxi service.
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(SNICKERING)
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Why should I help you
go anywhere?
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My son is escaping
from his wedding
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-because he is in love.
-Bored now.
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-Muttley, press the eject.
-(EXCLAIMING)
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Because if you do,
I will declare you winner of the race.
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And I'm back in.
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Muttley, disarm the explosive
guest ejection seat,
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and activate
the high-thrust boosters!
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-(BEEPING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
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We've got to bring those
two crazy kids together!
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Actually, we are trying
to keep them apart
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Don't care.
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(EXCLAIMS)
What are you doing?
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Just catch those cars.
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Okay, Tiny, activate
the afterburner.
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(ROARING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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We're not catching them.
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I'll have to call on
the Many-Colored Assassins of Joy
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to bring back my daughter.
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BELLA:Many-Colored Assassins of Joy.
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What a blood-curdling name.
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I love it!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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-(HORN BLARING)
-(CACKLING)
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(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNAKES HISSING)
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-(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
-(COWS MOOING)
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Oh, my stars and garters,
who are they?
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AARAV: They work
for Rani's father.
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He must have sent them
to bring me home,
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and force a life of parties, fame, and riches upon me.
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How can he be so cruel?
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Yeah, he sounds awful.
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Well, don't worry.
I still have a few tricks up my little pink sleeve.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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RANI: Don't let my true love
get away.
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Along with those glasses,
I also have a line of chin cozies.
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And a souvenir bobblehead
that may interest you.
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Come back, darling.
Don't you know a mother's overwhelming,
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smothering,
soul-crushing love is good for you?
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Car, engage thrusters.
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Wow! This little car
has some zip!
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But aren't you not
in this episode?
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It's the Bollywood episode.
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Don't overthink it
or the dancing will really confuse you.
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-What dancing?
-Just wait.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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-Look out!
-(EXCLAIMS)
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-(ALL YELLING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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We're trapped!
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This is all Penelope's fault.
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Pandora,
where did you come from?
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Don't overthink it.
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Uh-oh.
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Rani!
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Aarav, my love.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Oh, I'll never leave you again.
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-Aw.
-Yuck.
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Love beautiful.
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I think I feel
my heart beating again.
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(THUMPING)
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(GROANS)
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Oh, no, never mind.
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Enough of this foolishness.
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Aarav, you are coming
back with me!
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No, Mother. Can't you see
that Rani and I are in love?
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Do not be ridiculous!
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Love is what American TV
commercials use to sell super-sized tubs
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of ice cream-for-one
on Valentine's Day.
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Get them!
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DASTARDLY: We're doomed!
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Muttley!
This is all your fault!
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-Huh?
-What are you going to do about it?
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(SNICKERING)
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(INDIAN PERCUSSIVE
MUSIC PLAYING)
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What are you doing?
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Did you eat curry
for breakfast?
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I think he's dancing.
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It looks like
curry breakfast to me.
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Okay, this is happening.
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Did they all have
a curry breakfast?
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Oh, lighten up, Richard.
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It's fun, Mr. Dastardly.
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-What should we do?
-Come on, guys!
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Get your baba boogie on!
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Looks like fun, doesn't it?
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No, no, no, no!
Don't you dare, Pitstop!
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(BOLLYWOOD
INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
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(CLAPPING IN RHYTHM)
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Drat!
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♪ When that Bombay beat bites you
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♪ The rhythm It excites you
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♪ One spark and it ignites you
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♪ To jump up and dance, dance, dance
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♪ And even when it's scary
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♪ No point in feeling weary
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♪ Just joing and declaring
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♪ Y'all want to dance, dance, dance
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(SINGING IN HINDI)
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♪ You might as well just face it
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♪ Join in and then embrace it
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♪ Someone to knock the basic
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♪ It's time Let's dance, dance, dance
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(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING IN HINDI)
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♪ When that Bombay beat bites you
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♪ The rhythm It excites you
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♪ One spark and it ignites you
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♪ To jump up and dance, dance, dance
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(SINGING IN HINDI)
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♪ And even when it's scary
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♪ No point in feeling weary
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♪ Just joing and declaring
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♪ Y'all want to dance, dance, dance
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♪ You might as well just face it
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♪ Join in and then embrace it
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♪ Someone to knock the basic
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♪ It's time to dance, dance ♪
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So, what exactly
just happened?
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A happy ending, of course.
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Aarav and I are married,
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our families reconciled,
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and Mrs. Pasheeri
married my father.
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Indian weddings are nearly
as much fun as a funeral.
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-Everyone happy.
-(BONES CRACKING)
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We certainly are.
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Well, I'm not!
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Now, Dicky, don't be
a party-pooper.
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Everyone gets married at
the end of Bollywood musicals.
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I have no idea
what just happened.
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And where is Muttley?
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He married
that reality TV star,
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and now has the most popular
show on basic cable.
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(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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So cool.
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(SNICKERING)
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That still doesn't
make any sense.
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This show never does.
Don't overthink it.
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(SNICKERING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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