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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Muttley, discharge
my diabolical, but deviously different device
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designed to deliver--
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Oh, Dastardly, just get on
with the cheating already.
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You do tend to rattle on
a bit, Dicky, old buddy.
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It has been said that
brevity is the soul of wit.
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Careful not to talk too much.
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Fine. Muttley,
press the button.
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(SNICKERING)
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This takes all
the fun out of it.
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After all, if it's wasn't
my alluring inspiration
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this show would be nothing
but inappropriate violence
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and tasteless
gross-out gags. Uh-oh.
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(ALL GROANING)
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How disgusting, I love it.
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Wait. Why does this
taste like grape jelly?
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What? Oh, sorry, guys.
I missed lunch.
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Out of my way,
you gastronomically gauling gourmand.
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(ALL GROANING)
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Woo-hoo, victory!
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What?
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Oh, hey, guys.
Were you racing?
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We were indeed, Mr. Crashman.
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What's going on?
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Where are all our fans?
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Uh, nobody came.
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But folks just love
our racing show on the TV.
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(CHUCKLES) Now, that's cute.
Nobody actually watches your TV show,
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It's the lowest rated show
in the history of animated sports programs.
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We're lower rated
than cartoon golf.
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Hey, we just got canceled.
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Guess it's back to
Canadian sci-fi shows for me.
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Canceled? Oh, no!
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This is because
I didn't have enough lines.
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What do we do now?
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(GROANING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Prepare yourselves,
unworthy ones,
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for he has arrived.
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Greetings. My name is
Alfred Nerfberger
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of Wacky Brothers
Big Time Films Studios.
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I'm a big-time
super-important studio movie development executive.
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And that's an assistant.
Say hello, Eugene.
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-Hello.
-That's enough.
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I want you to come with me
to Hollywood
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to star inWacky Races, The Movie.
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But our TV show
just got canceled.
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Because I didn't have
enough lines.
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Look, guys, if there's
one thing I'm sure of,
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is that big budget
movie versions of old failed TV shows
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are absolute,
sure-fire blockbusters.
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Mmm... I don't know.
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It seems kinda
like a bad idea to--
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Mr. Nerfberger is a genius!
A genius. Never question him.
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He is the greatest, smartest,
most important person in the entire world!
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Do you hear me? Do you?
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This isn't just a movie to me.
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It's a dream passion project
I've been wanting to make my whole life.
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If you won't be a part of it,
I'll just have to quit my obscenely high-paying job,
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move out of my luxury
automated sky house
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and apply my genius to
something far less important than making movies.
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Like curing disease or
ending world hunger or something stupid like that.
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Do not. Don't do that.
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It will be such
a waste of genius.
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-We'll do it. Right, guys?
-Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can we come?
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No. And now, off to Hollywood.
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-Wow.
-So, this is Hollywood.
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I never dreamed
it would be like this.
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It's so... It's just so...
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It's a dump.
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The people here
are a bit peculiar.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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And nobody knows how to drive.
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(GASPING AND SCREAMING)
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(CARS CRASHING)
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And why are the streets
so sticky?
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Because they're covered
in melted dreams.
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(BREATHES SHAKILY)
Melted dreams!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Well, at least
we found the studio.
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TINY:Who are they?
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PENELOPE:Think they're writers.
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Please let me in.
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(WRITERS MUMBLING)
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Read my screenplay.
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WRITERS: Read my screenplay.
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-What do you want?
-I have an appoint-- (GROANING)
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Oh, if you please, sir,
we were told to come here.
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-You're not writers, are you?
-(GRUNTS)
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-No.
-What about that one?
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He looks like a writer.
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Oh, that's just my brother.
Technically, he's brain-dead.
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So, he is a writer.
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Mr. Wobbly told us
to come here.
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Oh, okay.
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(WRITERS GROANING)
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But you have to move fast.
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-Come on in.
-(WRITERS GASP)
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(WRITERS CLAMORING)
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It's a dystopian
nightmare out there.
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Welcome to Hollywood.
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Come in, racers.
Welcome to the magic.
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(GROANS)
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I want you to meet
the other members of our super-big tent pole
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high concept,
A-list movie film production.
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Noah Diaz, writer, big fan.
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I see this film's
a bittersweet piece about love and loss and--
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Max Control, director.
I see it as a feel-good, yet gritty action thriller
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with heroes who find treasure,
under, get this,
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the Pentagon.
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(CHUCKLES)
That's what I meant.
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Leticia Chavez, producer.
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I see the film
as a four-quadrant, tent pole, a massive effects budget.
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BOTH: That's what we meant.
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(LAUGHS) Swell.
I don't know what any of those words mean.
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So, how is it different from
any other day for you?
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There's free food here.
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(ALL CHOMPING)
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That's disgusting.
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That's alright. All actors are
disgusting in real life.
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They're more like
trained dogs than people.
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So when do we start?
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Right now!
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Max, the cars and costumes
look fantastic.
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-You are such a visionary.
-(GROANS)
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MAX:They're gritty, and cool and the toy people love them.
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There'll be toys?
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-Sure. Nerds love them.
-(GROANS)
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It says mine comes
with a jet pack, night-vision goggles
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and a working machine gun.
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It says mine shops and cooks
while wearing a tiara.
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Mine carries a warning that
it will make children sad.
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And explode for no reason.
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(SNICKERING)
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All right, people,
let's make some magic.
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We're starting with the scene
where the alien cameloids
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are trying to destroy you
with bombs and dynamite
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before you can save
the Super-President from foreign cyborg spies.
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-I'm sorry, what now?
-Wait a moment.
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Are those explosives real?
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(CHUCKLES) Of course not.
They're just prop explosives.
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Oh, good. Phew!
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Made out of concrete.
And action!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING) Acting is hard.
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Don't hurt my beautiful brain.
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It tickles!
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I can't drive away.
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Ow! These stupid cars
don't work.
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That's because
they're specially designed movie props.
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(OVER MEGAPHONE)Release the cars!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, these guys are naturals.
I actually believe they're afraid.
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Are those rocks real?
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Of course not. They're prop rocks.
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-Good.-Made out of explosives.
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(SCREAMING)
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How is that, Mr. Director?
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Ooh, sorry, guys.
Whoopsie, I left the lens cap on.
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We'll have to do it again.
Would like a tofu burger? They're cruelty-free.
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(GROANS) No. They're not.
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Okay, now in this scene, all you got to do is driveyour cars across the back lot.
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Will there be aliens?
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Uh, no, you have already driven the aliens off the planet.
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-Good.
-Mmm-hmm.
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And now the planet is taken over by crazy vampire mutants.
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-What?
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GROWLING)
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Let's get out of here.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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And... Action!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, good thing
this is all just a movie or I'll be scared out of my mind.
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(GROANING) Uh-oh.
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Peter, you okay, darling?
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I'm good. It's just a movie.
Still good.
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(GRUNTING) I'll have--
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I'd like to
thank the Academy...
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Only a pinhead like Peter
would allow these egregious extras get the better of him.
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(HONKING)
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(MUTANTS GROWLING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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I'm here to take lunch orders.
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I'll have the organic pre-spun
Belgian-grown oats and hay salad.
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Could I get mine with kale?
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Ooh, do they have
a manatee washed kale?
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(EXPLOSIONS)
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Uh, shouldn't someone
be watching this?
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No, they'll be fine.
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On second thought,
drop the salad and bring me a manatee.
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Get behind me, Muttley.
I'll protect you.
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MUTTLEY: Mmm?
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Of course not.
And they said I couldn't act.
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Here, take him instead of me.
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(GROANING)
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-(GROANING)
-(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Oof, take that. Oof.
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Aren't you all overdoing this?
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Eh... It's a living. (GROANS)
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my stars and borders.
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(SCREAMING)
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That's it. I'm giving
these movie folks a piece of my mind.
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ALL: What?
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What's going on here?
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Hey, kids. Great news.
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The studio's been bought
by a cartoon company.
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And I'm the new executive
in-charge of production.
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What happened to
Mr. Nerfberger?
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(CHUCKLING)
Well, he's working on a new project.
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-WRITERS: Read my script!
-(SCREAMING)
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As you can see,
we're skewing millennial now.
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So, you've been
replaced by younger, more beautiful actors.
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(SNICKERING)
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The best part is
we've got a new young, hip director!
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No. I'm a visionary!
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And action!
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(THUMPING)
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Oh, no. It's like,
a killer robot or a something.
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Better leave this to me.
After all, I do have superpowers.
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No, dudes, I totally got this.
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DIRECTOR:Cut!
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And bring in the stunt doubles.
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(WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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DIRECTOR:And action!
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(GROANING) No!
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-(SCREAMING)
-(ALL GRUNT)
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Mmm... My chicken
tastes like brains.
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That's it. We quit!
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Oh, that'stres cool.
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This movie is gonna be
retold as a CG musical anyway.
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If you wanna go back
to your old racing show,
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that's starting up again.
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It is? Why?
The ratings were terrible.
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Yeah. But it's easier than
thinking up new ideas.
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Cut! Perfect.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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So, what did you think,
Mr. Executive?
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Nah.
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(SNICKERING)
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