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(SNICKERS)
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I.Q., darling,
you are a grade-A certified genius.
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Have a cookie.
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Mmm. Gluten-y.
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Ow.
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(GROANING IN PAIN)
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Drat. (WHIMPERING)
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I.Q., dear,
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I don't understand why
I need to wear more caps.
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Isn't my helmet good enough?
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No, not "more caps."
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"Mo-cap,"
a common abbreviation
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for motion-capture technology.
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Those cameras digitally
record your movements
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so they can be used in a new
Wacky Races video game.
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What does having a safe
dropped on me have to do with driving?
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I.Q.:Oh, we haven't started recording you yet.
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(SNICKERING)
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I hate you.
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It's a great way
for your fans
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to feel like they are
really part of the action,
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and makes me a load
of casharino.
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Oh, we get paid
for doing this?
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(LAUGHS) Not technically.
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You see, Wacky Races Unlimited
had you sign contracts
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that clearly state no matter
how much extra work you do,
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you never get paid any more.
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But, doesn't that remove
incentive to do anything
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then the least work possible?
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Oh, Petey darling,
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you just get ready to look
pretty for the cameras, 'kay?
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You bet. How's this?
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(GRUNTING)
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Perfect as always, honey bun.
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Mrs. Barnstorm.
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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Huh? Oh, no, dear.
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You're just voice talent.
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No one wants to see you.
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You work in the booth.
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(EERIE GROWLS)
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BRICK:Isn't that where the dingoes live?
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(GROWLING)
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But what about my fans?
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(CHUCKLES) "Fans."
That's cute.
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Now, shoo, or we'll replace
you with someone younger
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who does an impression of you.
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Oh, please, anything but that.
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(SNICKERING)
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Show business...
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Seems hard.
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Well, it's better
than making cartoons.
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Now, that's brutal.
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(DISTANT HOWL)
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So everything I'm doing
is recorded in that little old computer?
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Indubitably.
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Muttley, my canine
conspirator... (GRUNTS)
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Will you stop that?
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Now, clearly, whoever claims
the computerized conclusions
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on that clanking contraption
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will accrue clandestine clues
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as to how to
completely conquer
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my colossally contemptuous competitors.
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Huh?
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Steal me that
computer's hard drive,
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you malingering mongrel.
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(GRUMBLING)
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Y'all know what
would be lots of fun?
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If someone pressed
this here button
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and y'all were sucked
into that machine
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and forced to compete
in a race
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against an all-powerful,
unbeatable opponent.
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I don't think you're using
the word "fun" correctly.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, I meant...
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Fun for me.
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(LAUGHS)
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Pandora?
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Sister, what are you
up to now?
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(SCREAMING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Good day to be me.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oh, where are we?
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Steubenville, Ohio?
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Does this look like
Steubenville, Ohio to you?
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I don't know, I've never
been to Steubenville.
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I hear nice things, though.
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You incoherent incubus.
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We're trapped inside that
preposterous prodigy's video game.
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Game on, boys and girls.
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Oh, wait, does this video game make my head look big?
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Let us out of
here immediately.
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Sorry, Dicky Do,
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but the only way out of there is if you win the game against me.
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And I have a list of cheats.
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Panny, why are you doing this?
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To finally beat you,
sister dear.
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Darling, you have to work
on your competitiveness.
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Little weird doll-girl says, "what."
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-What?-Ha! Nailed it.
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So, we're gonna race you?
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Well, not exactly me.
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PANDORA:You have to beat...
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ALL: Us.
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(GROANS)
Where is that meretricious mutt when I need him?
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-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-Huh? Hmm.
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DASTARDLY:Muttley, I'm trapped in this computer!
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Get me out of here.
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I don't know how, you half-brained harlequin.
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Just start pressing buttons!
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Hmmm.
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On your mark.
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Get set.
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I guess we have no choice
but to play Pandora's game.
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Okay, sis, it is so on.
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Go.
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Have to admit,
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I like this track.
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You said it, Penny.
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Tiny like video game.
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Huh?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(GRUNTS)
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Razzle-frazzle.
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Woo-hoo.
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Ha-ha.
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(GRUNTS) Ha!
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Hmm. They're better
than I thought.
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Okay, let's try
one of these cheats.
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Hmm. That one.
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This calls for a little boost.
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May have been a touch
too much boost.
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Hmm.
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(GROANS)How does he do that?
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Are you all right, Peter?
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I'm Perfect.
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(GRUNTING) Razzle-frazzle.
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You think you're so clever.
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Let's see you get through this.
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TINY:Danger.
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This looks like a job
for Bone Daddy.
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You called?
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We need to clear the way.
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Why, of course, boys.
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I'm always happy to help you
get ahead.
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Smashing fun.
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Rats.
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Meh.
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Razzle-frazzle.
Razzle-frazzle. Razzle-frazzle.
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Hey.
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(SNICKERING)
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PENELOPE: Whoa! Help.
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PETER: What's going on?
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Everything is dark and
twisted and terrifying.
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I love it.
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Uh-oh. It looks like something
has reprogrammed the central processor.
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Pandora, did you do this?
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No, I'm not even in control anymore.
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Well, then, who is?
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ALL: Muttley!
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What do you think you're doing?
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This is my--
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PENELOPE: Pandora!
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TINY: Stop.
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Hey!
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(YELLS)
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(SNICKERING)
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(ALL GASPING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Well done, Muttley.
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You've taken control
of the game.
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Now, I'm sure to win.
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What? No. No!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my stars and garters.
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Stop this immediately,
you mutinous mongrel! Drat.
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PETER: Let's get out of here.
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PENELOPE:What is wrong with Muttley?
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I.Q.:I don't think that's exactly Mr. Muttley.
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The computer has reprogrammed itself
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with a download of Muttley's
personality matrix.
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That's what I thought, too.
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Oh, drat.
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But why is he
zapping Dastardly?
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Because he can.
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Purple man rude.
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I think the game computer
absorbed all of Muttley's
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repressed subconscious resentments towards Mr. Dastardly.
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"Resentments"?
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Why would that malodorous mutt
have resentments towards me?
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What?
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Drat.
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Maybe my sister can help.
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(EXCLAIMING AND GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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This is why I don't hang out
here very much.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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I.Q.: Look out, guys!
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Incoming.
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Watch it.
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Faster.
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Come on.
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Sweet pea pudding
and potato pie.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING AND SCREAMING)
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-BELLA: Dead end.
-PETER: How do we stop them?
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Maybe if Mr Dastardly
apologizes for all the mean things he's done,
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Muttley's resentments will dissipate.
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Me? Apologize?
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To that sniveling, simpering,
subhuman sycophant?
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Razzle-frazzle.
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Never.
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You got to apologize, Dicky.
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Dastardly, say you're sorry.
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I'm not.
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Razzle-razzle-razzle.
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We'll be blasted
out of existence.
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Small price to pay.
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You'll be blasted, too.
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Oh. Ah. Well...
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In that case, I suppose
on some level,
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in certain insignificant ways,
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there are perhaps a few things I might have done
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that may have been somewhat
slightly inconsidered.
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Razzle-razzle.
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That is the worst apology
I've ever heard.
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Well, it's my first one
and I don't mean it.
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ALL: Dastardly!
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I'm sorry.
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(SNICKERING)
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(ALL YELLING)
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We're out.
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Dicky, you did it.
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Where's Muttley and Pandora?
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(BOTH GROANING)
236
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Oh, good. They're both
safe and sound.
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This is safe and sound?
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Let's take care of
that game thingy.
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DASTARDLY: Muttley,
you traitorous terrier.
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So, everything's
back to normal
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as we wrap another exciting
adventure of the Wacky Races.
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-(BARKING)
-(BRICK SCREAMS)
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