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(SNICKERING)
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(SPLASH)
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Hey, hey, Wacky Race fans,
Brick Crashman here,
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high over the high seas
bringing you live coverage
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of our first-ever
transatlantic race.
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Huh? (SCREAMING)
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Ah! There's really nothing
like an ocean voyage to relax the body.
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You bet, Penny! (GRUNTS)
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Just smell that, uh,
bracing ocean air.
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Mm. Ah!
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(GROANING AND MUMBLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING)
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My favorite body of water
is the Dead Sea.
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But this is nice, right, Tiny?
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Sushi. Mmm, good.
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I noticed an unusual variation
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in the number of Piscean
species around here.
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-There are catfish...
-Meow.
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-Dog-fish...
-(SNICKERING)
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Angel-fish, swordfish,
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surgeon-fish, king-fish,
a pilot-fish,
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a monk-fish, a butter-fish,
a jelly-fish...
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A peanut butter and jelly-fish,
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-a standoff-fish...
-Hmm.
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A Snagglepuss.
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Exit stage wet, even!
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Nature class is over,
you nattering, nautical ninny-hammers!
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It's time to fish,
or cut bait.
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Hmm.
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(REVVING)
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Ah!
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(SHRIEKING)
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(THUDDING AND YELLING)
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Ow, ow, ouch! Ow, ow...
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(SNICKERING)
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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I do believe we're slowing down.
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What's happening?
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I think someone
just flushed the ocean.
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-Look!
-PENELOPE: It's a whirlpool.
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BELLA: It's sucking us down
to a watery grave.
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How wonderful!
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Everyone, activate
submersible modes.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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This race has taken
another unexpected turn.
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This time downward,
to the bottom of the ocean.
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What! Where did you come from?
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I'm Pinocchio.
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I live inside the whale,
but I'm ever so lonely.
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Wanna be my friend
and sing happy songs with me?
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♪ Oh a friend is a friend right till the very end... ♪
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Go away, kid!
You bother me.
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(PINOCCHIO SCREAMING)
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At last, I'm free
of that whale's stomach.
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I'm so very happy.
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♪ Oh, I'm so happy and full of-- ♪
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PINOCCHIO:Oh, come on.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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What's that below us?
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It appears to be
the lost city of Atlantis.
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Cool, I've always wanted
to see Atlantic City.
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We should visit my cousin Vinny.
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He knows people.
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(THUDS AND GURGLING)
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Hey, this is pretty cool.
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It's beautiful.
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I.Q.: I've never seen anything
so beautiful.
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(HONKING HORN)
Greetings, disgusting mouth-breathers.
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I am the mighty
and unpredictable Tridonius Rex,
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King of Atlantis!
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I'm the one
who brought you here.
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-Why?
-Two reasons.
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One, it's Taco Tuesday,
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two, I'm crazy!
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(HONKS HORN)
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Of course you are.
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Why is everyone we meet crazy?
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You're here to compete against
the champion racer of Atlantis,
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who just happens to be my son.
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Racers, meet Lord Seaguy!
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Yo, what up?
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Hey, I'm like the super moody,
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brooding, all-time race champion
of the entire ocean.
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-Selfie?
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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I'm also endowed
with special abilities.
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Such as?
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I can swim.
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Big deal. Everybody can swim.
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We're swimming now,
the fish are swimming.
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So cool. What else can you do?
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-I can talk to fish.
-(SARCASTICALLY) Sure you can.
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Revel in my mad skill,
surface dwellers.
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How are you doing?
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(GURGLING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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What's he saying?
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He says he's fine,
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and he would like my autograph.
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-Oh, my.
-Totally nuts.
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Complete wackadoodle.
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I have spaghetti on my head,
it's my best friend.
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So, who's ready to race?
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Well, King Rex,
as much of an honor as that would be,
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we are in the middle
of another race,
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so we have to be going.
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(WHINING DRAMATICALLY)
Daddy, the mouth-breathers are gonna go bye-bye.
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Don't be silly
you big silly boy, you,
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they're not going anywhere.
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Or if they do, I'll be forced
to use my awesome sea-powers
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to cause terrible tidal waves
that will flood the surface world.
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-Oh, go ahead, what do I care.
-(YAWNS)
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Destroying the world
unless we do your evil bidding,
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kind of old-hat,
don't you think?
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What else you got?
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Look, my kid's got
a movie coming out.
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I can get you tickets.
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Remember, I talk to fish.
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ALL: Nah.
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Okay, how about
if you don't race,
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I turn you all into mer-people?
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-Yeah.
-REX:And not the good kind.
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Oh.
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So, uh, fellas,
what's it gonna be?
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We'll race. (SIGHS)
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Sigh.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, hey, hey, race fans,
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this is deep-sea
bends Brick Crashman
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with the first ever
Atlantis 5000.
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In the booth with me today
is the barking-mad king of Atlantis,
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-Tridonius Rex.
-(BARKING)
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Call me "Rex." Or for short,
"Colonel Buttercup,
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"Master of time,
space, and infinity!"
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(IN DEEP VOICE) I can control
atoms with my mind.
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(IN REGULAR VOICE)
This is my hat, Sir Isaac Newton.
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Don't look into his eyes,
he's crazy.
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Okay.
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(TRUMPETS SOUNDING)
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(CRASH AND YELL)
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(GROANING)
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Look, man,
they gone and hit the girl.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CREAKS AND SNAPS)
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You know, Patrick,
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I really admire
you surface celebrities.
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It's "Peter," actually,
but that's very nice of--
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The way you can just
let yourselves go like you have,
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go get doughy and dumpy,
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and have disgusting lines around your eyes.
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You can look as bad as you want
and no one cares.
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But not me, my fans
expect me to look good.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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(BEEPING)
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Lines around my eyes?
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Oh, Peter, don't listen to him,
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he's just messing
with your head.
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Then I'm not a hideous
nose goblin?
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"Hideous"? Of course not.
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You're nearly as handsome
as me and Tiny.
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Yeah...
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Gosh, thanks guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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DASTARDLY:
Drat! How could things possibly get worse?
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(CREAKS AND THUDS)
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-PENELOPE: Dastardly?
-(ALL SCREAM)
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I knew it was a mistake
the moment I said that.
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(WATER GURGLING)
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It's good to be king of the sea.
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(SCREAMS AND THUDS)
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Alas, I must forever
hide my twisted visage
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and live in isolation
and obscurity.
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(SIGHS IN DEFEAT)
I might as well have a podcast.
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Peter, get a hold of yourself!
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Lord Seaguy was just playing
mind games with you.
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True. But I have an even
better cheat coming up,
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or should I say, "down."
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Denizens of the deep, assemble!
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(SONAR BEEPING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLING)
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Yes, Master,
how may I serve you?
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Go away, kid, you bother me.
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-(SNAPS)
-PINOCCHIO:Oh, come on.
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Foolish air-breathers,
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no one outraces
the mighty Seaguy.
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I leave you
to your digestive doom
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and underdeveloped
stomach muscles.
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Drat! This couldn't
possibly get worse.
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(GURGLING)
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Meow.
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PENELOPE: Dastardly?
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Oh, I guess he really
could talk to the fish.
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Who cares?
It's still a lame superpower.
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Don't worry, darling,
things aren't all that bad.
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Nothing could be worse
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than being trapped
at the bottom of the ocean
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in the stomach
of a giant cat-fish!
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Except, maybe,
a gianter dog-fish?
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Well, of course, I mean,
that's just obvious...
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What are you blathering about,
Perfect?
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That.
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Meow.
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(SNICKERING)
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Huh? (SNICKERING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Are you all thinking
what I'm thinking?
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I sure am.
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But where will we get
enough mayonnaise
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and a box full of hand-puppets?
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Muttley, could you ask
your friend to do us a favor?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-And here comes Lord Seaguy
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with a significant lead over the other racers
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who are nowhere in sight.
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(LAUGHING) That's Daddy's
little guppy.
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Your mer-mommy
and I are so proud,
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aren't we, dear?
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Wait! There's another fish
in the race.
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Oh, or is that a dog?
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-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-Hm?
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BRICK:No, it's a dog-fish.
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(INHALES AND SPITS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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No!
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(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
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-(THUDDING)
-(ALL GROANING)
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Well, we won.
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And saved the world.
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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That's great.
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-Bleh.
-Blah, too.
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(GURGLING)
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Why didn't we let him
destroy the world again?
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-(THUDS)
-Meow.
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You guys smell
like the inside of a fish.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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It's an alert
from my superhero group,
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the Unnecessarily Violent
Champions of Extreme Justice.
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I must away!
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Justice champions, assemble!
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Worst person ever.
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Uh-huh.
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Let's just go.
We have a race to finish.
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-Hey, guys.
-Lord Seaguy, what happened?
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Um, the team kinda
left without me.
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I'm sure it's just a mix-up.
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They'll be texting
any minute now.
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Any minute.
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Of course they will.
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Absolutely, darling.
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Now you go on
and have a good time now.
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Hey, can I come with you guys?
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ALL: No!
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Son, it's time
you were getting home.
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Your mother wants you
to clean out your tank.
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Hey, I'm a tugboat now.
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(IMITATING HORN) Woo-woo.
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Oh, man!
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(SNICKERING)
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