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(SNICKERING)
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Greetings and felicitations
to all loyal subjects of Great Britain.
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As we celebrate
our Queen's Golden Jubilee.
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(HOOTING)
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Her Majesty Queen Victoria
will be marking her 50th anniversary on the throne
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with a royal race.
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Ah, tea time.
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Fortunately, my airship
is equipped
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with the latest
in modern tea-kettle technology...
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(KETTLE WHISTLING)
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...greatly simplifying
the tea-making process.
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(LOUD EXPLOSION)
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Mmm. Oh, hail, Victoria,
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I seem to have forgotten
my lumps of sugar.
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(SLURPING)
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I say! Could I trouble
Your Majesty for a few lumps?
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Thank you.
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(SLURPING)
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Your Majesty, how are you
feeling on this day of your Golden Jubilee?
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Jubilant.
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Ha! Ever the soul of wit,
Your Majesty.
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(CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY)
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We don't tolerate
that kind of mafficking here, mate.
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Yeah, it's off to Australia
with you, you wild animal.
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It's a fair call.
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And I do believe
Her Majesty's sports approach
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all done up proper
in their jammiest togs.
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Presenting the
Lady Penelope Pitstop.
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Greetings.
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Naturalist
and gentleman scholar,
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Ignatius Quintleton
Smith Jones.
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Pip-pip.
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The esteemed
Doctor Frankenstein's
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latest experiment
in reanimation...
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Animation, good.
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The super goth darling
of London society,
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Viscount Gruesome Bella.
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Bleh.
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(WOMEN SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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Lord Richard Dastardly,
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Duke of Duplicity
along Snickershire,
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and his loyal
hellhound, Muttley.
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-(CROWD BOOING)
-Peasants.
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(MUTTLEY SNICKERS)
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And a special
visiting sporting lad from the colonies,
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Mr. Peter Perfect.
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-("YANKEE DOODLE" PLAYING)
-Howdy.
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CROWD: Hmph!
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If the ladies and gentlemen
would please board their conveyances,
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Her Most Royal Majesty
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is ready to commence
the contest.
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Your Majesty?
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BRICK: Chocks away!
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The race is on!
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(MOTOR CHUGGING)
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(SOFT RHYTHMIC GURGLING)
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My sincerest regrets, sir.
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Pardon me, dear lady.
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Please accept this
formal letter of apology
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for my inexcusably
offensive driving.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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-Care for a spot of tea?
-Why? Thank you.
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-Sugar?
-Please.
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One lump or two?
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Oh, two, please.
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I did not see that coming.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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I say, old beans,
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perhaps you'd like
a bit of a warm up?
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That's awful decent
of you, my dear chap.
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No, just awful, actually.
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I say, Mr. Muttley,
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would you be so kind
as to please press the button?
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(TOOTING)
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(TIRE SCREECHES)
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I say, soup's
a bit thick today, what?
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Fog, bad.
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What beastly weather.
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I do believe
an evil chuckle is called for.
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(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
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Mmm... This tea could
use a scad more lumps.
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I say, Mr. Muttley,
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I do believe
this calls for The Claw.
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(HORN TOOTS)
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Drat!
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(BLADES WHIRRING)
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Mr. Muttley, let them have it.
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My graciousness,
terribly exciting, what!
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Fun.
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I say, my brother,
do calm down.
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You are making
a spectacle of yourself.
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Have some tea.
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Thank you.
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BELLA: Would you like
one lump or two?
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Thirty-five, please.
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And so the Queen's Jubilee
has run into a spot of bother.
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But whatever the difficulty,
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we can all take solace
in the firm certainty
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that the Empire endures.
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(EXPLOSION)
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♪ God save our gracious queen!
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♪ Long live our noble queen!
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♪ God save the queen!
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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♪ Send her victorious
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♪ Happy and glorious
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♪ Long to reign over us
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♪ God save the queen! ♪
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♪ America! America!
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♪ God... ♪
(CLEARS THROAT)
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What?
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(EXPLOSION)
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BRICK: It's going to be
a tight finish.
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And the winner is...
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Peter Perfect!
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(SHATTERS)
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BRICK: And Peter Perfect
approaches the Queen to receive
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the coveted raised eyebrow.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Just listen to that
crowd going wild
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as the Queen gives
her highest praise to Peter.
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(KISSING)
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Hmm?
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(SPITS) Mr. Muttley?
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ALL: Muttley!
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Oh, what sort of
chicanery is this?
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Is there ever
a good kind of chicanery?
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING)
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Oh! Look.
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PENELOPE: Dastardly's
queennapping Victoria.
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Oh, I say, bad show.
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And the crowd
is close to hysterics
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at this unseemly
turn of events.
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Truly disgraceful.
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(ALL SLURPING)
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-(LOUD RUMBLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(WHIRRING)
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(ALL GASPING)
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DASTARDLY:As of this moment,
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I am declaring myself King
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as well as victor
of all future races
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throughout the British Empire
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and the entire universe.
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And even the colonies.
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Not that anyone cares.
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-Hey!
-Sir!
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England shall never
surrender to such infamy.
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Oh! Let's ask
what the Queen thinks.
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Vicky, do you appoint me
king of the British Empire
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and in the other countries
you have lying around?
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Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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The Queen says, "Yes."
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Mr. Muttley, let's pick up
some fish and chips
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before we go and taunt France.
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(SNICKERS)
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DASTARDLY:The day is mine! (LAUGHING)
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Well, he's quite
the blackguard, isn't he?
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Actually, I think he's
from Croton-on-Hudson.
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I believe it is our duty
as English men to stop him.
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How?
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I.Q.: I have a way
to stop Dastardly.
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Observe my latest creation.
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I call it the Gilded Glider.
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It slices, it dices,
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and it does one other thing
that I can't remember.
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It flies?
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Maybe. Worth a try, I suppose.
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For England!
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For the Queen!
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I'm just visiting!
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(MOTOR SPUTTERING)
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-Lemon?
-Please.
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DASTARDLY: Oh, drat,
there come those pesky racers.
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Uh, do pardon me,
Your Majesty.
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Micks, get your
rusty cans in here.
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Get those gliding goons!
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(WHIRRING)
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PENELOPE: Here they come.
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Gird yourselves
for battle, chaps.
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(WHIRRING)
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Yee-haw! Little doggies!
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I say!
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You colonials do have
a kind of rough
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unsophisticated charm,
don't you?
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We make things go boom!
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Never mind.
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This is not the end.
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Nor is it the beginning
of the end.
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This is only the end
of the beginning.
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-(EXPLOSION)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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DASTARDLY: I have done it!
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England is mine. (LAUGHING)
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Let's celebrate
with tea, shall we?
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Shall I pour?
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Thank you.
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-Milk?
-Please.
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One lump or two?
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Twenty-seven.
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(SCREAMING) Ow! Ow! Ow...
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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Would you like some more?
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None for me.
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I'm switching to coffee.
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We have not yet
begun to flight.
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-(TICKING)
-(SLURPING)
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Razzle, frazzle, mmm,
razzle, frazzle, razzle.
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(EXPLOSION)
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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(BARKING)
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Elementary!
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Drat! (SLURPS)
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The Queen is in trouble.
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We'll never make it.
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She's doomed.
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Queen goes splat!
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Relax, Your Majesty,
I've got you.
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You do, indeed.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(SLURPING)
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We will party in the streets.
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We will party in the hills.
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We will never stop partying.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SLURPING)
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And now, it's my privilege
to introduce
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the new royal couple.
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Queen Victoria and King Bella!
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What can I say?
Vampires are cool.
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In celebration
of the royal nuptials,
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I am issuing a royal pardon
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to Dick Dastardly
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provided he clean
everything in the palace
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that appears on the brief list
we have given him.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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You're quite welcome.
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And now,
would you care for tea?
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"Clean the royal chamber pot"?
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Get... What even is that?
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Hmm? Did you say "tea"?
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Yes. How many lumps
would you like?
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Shall we say 100?
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Um, yes, yes, thank you...
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DASTARDLY: (LOUDLY)
Ow! Ow...
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Oh, I say... Ow...
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