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(SNICKERING)
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(YAWNS)
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What a lovely morning.
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Ah, this is Mission Control
to Penelope Pitstop.
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You are 50 kms
above sea level
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and go to set
the space dive free fall record.
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That's nice. Is there orange juice?
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(ALL GASPING)
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We forgot the orange juice.
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-(ALARM BLARING)
-(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, no worries, darling.
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I'll just pick up some on my way into work.
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Bye, y'all.
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What a gal.
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(SCREAMS)
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Good morning, Penelope.
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Morning, how
y'all doing today?
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-Same time tomorrow.
-Sure thing.
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-Bye.
-(MEOWING)
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Ah.
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-Juice?
-Had some.
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-Where is everybody?
-(SCREAMING)
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(YAWNS) Well, good morning.
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(YAWNS) Morning.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(CAT MEOWING)
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Am I back?
What universe is this?
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-Are you gonna eat me?
-No.
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Eh, maybe a little.
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Aw, did one of your
twisted science experiments
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break the laws of time,
space and reality again?
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No. If a pan-dimensional
being made of hyper-intelligent kittens
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named Irving asks for me,
are not here, okay?
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Pitstop, do you realize
we're already on page three?
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And this is my first line.
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Don't you realize people
watch this show to see me?
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-Who's that guy?
-I don't know.
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-He stinks.
-Are you watching Wacky Races again?
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That stuff will rot your brain.
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I think the writers wanted
to start this show with some excitement.
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Watching me get ready
in the morning is every bit as exciting as watching you.
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-Hmm.
-(GROANS)
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-(FLIES BUZZING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Oh, yes.
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-So where's Perfect?
-Peter quit the show and moved to Hollywood.
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What? Peter isn't
racing any more?
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-He got a better part
on another show. -What?
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That boisterous buffoon
got a real show?
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-How?
-Maybe Peter has a better agent.
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He sure does.
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Sandy Slickburger, Harry,
Gary and Schnutt's talent agency.
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Hi, Mr. Slickburger,
I was just telling the guys about...
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Yeah, yeah, that's great,
but why don't you let me handle the exposition?
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Oh, okay, it's just
then I won't have anything to do.
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So, listen kiddos,
what Bricky here was gonna say is
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that my dear, close
and personal friend and client, Peter Perfect,
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has moved on
career-wise, and will no longer be available
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for your plucky littleWacky Race thingy.
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Are you guys
even on TV?
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-Not really, no.
-So, Peter's gone?
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Oh,au contraire,
Peter Perfect is going to continue to compete
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in all races and be
an integral part
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of the ongoing
cast dynamic. Kind of.
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What do you mean, "Kind of"?
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I had the greatest experts
in special effects in Hollywood whip up
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this little baby.
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(GASPING)
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I give you Peter 2.0.
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It's a robot Peter.
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So cool!
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Are you sure Peter
is okay with this thing taking his place?
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Hey, I'm in show business,
would I lie to you?
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He's got a neutronic
multi-phase processor,
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particle beams,
and a built in moral compass
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that always points
to famous.
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I love him.
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We'll be more than a cast,
we'll be like family.
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Ah, yeah, that
never really happens.
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We all good?
I've got a lunch.
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I have been programmed
to emulate
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the audience-pleasing
hijinks of Peter Perfect by famous Hollywood producers.
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I suppose that...
(SCREAMING)
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Good luck,
Peter... Robot... Thingy.
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Luck will not be required.
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-Let's have lunch.
-BRICK: Three, two, one.
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Race!
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Hmm, I wonder
if Peter is enjoying his new job.
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-I think I'll give him
a little ol' tinkle. -(PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, yeah, what, what, this is Peter Perfect.
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Hey, Peter darling,
this is Penny.
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Actually, I'm not Peter Perfect per se.
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But I am his legal representative in all creative matters
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concerning Wacky Racing.
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Oh, I'd like to talk
to Peter if he's not too busy.
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Busy? Well, as part of his new studio package deal,
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Peter is presently developing a high-concept web series
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about the absurdistmisadventures of a wacky groupof insanely competitive racers
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in a poorly thought out reboot of a classic animated TV show.
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Oh, that sounds awful.
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Well, the CG cars will be cool.
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Ugh.
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Look, will you tell
Peter I called?
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(LAUGHS)No, bye.
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-Oh, who's that?
-Ah, a nobody.
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How could nobody
call me?
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No, not nobody,
somebody who is a nobody.
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How can somebody
be nobody?
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-Welcome to Hollywood.
-(PHONE RINGING)
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Oh, it's Harry,
I gotta take this.
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Shouldn't you finish
learning your lines?
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Harry, baby,
sweet cheeks...
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Well, the business
of show surely is complicated.
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Okay, it says here,
gorilla suddenly drops script
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-and attacks Peter.
-(GORILLA SCREAMING)
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PETER: He's peeling me!
He's peeling me!
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It's time to show
this robotic replacement reprobate
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who's the real leading man
in this race.
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(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
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Hasta la vista, Dickie.
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-I get your point.
-Oh, what unoriginal dialogue.
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Let's have a ball.
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Drat, drat
and double drat.
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Anti-personnel,
hyper-ballistic exploding mouth balls?
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What a great robot!
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PENELOPE: Oh, my stars
and garters.
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Mouth balls. (GROANS)
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Robot Peter, look out
for the...
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Uh-oh.
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Robot go boom.
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No, he was the greatest
robot intelligence
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-I've ever seen!
-CAR:Hurtful.
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What's happening?
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Let's have lunch.
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So cool.
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I am back and this time
it's personal.
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A high-energy nuclear-powered
laser chin blaster?
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-Awesome!
-Is he getting ready to zap us?
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Of course not.
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Peter 2.0 was programmed
to be like Peter.
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But he was programmed by
(GULPS) Hollywood producers.
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Yeah, so I guess
he'll have the same sense of morality
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as a television producer...
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-(ALL GASPING)
-Don't call us,
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we'll call you.
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Run!
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Feeling lucky, punk?
I loved your screenplay.
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I have a few notes.
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You're too old
for the part.
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Muttley, this is all
the entertainment industry's fault!
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(MUTTLEY SNICKERING)
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PETER ROBOT:Go ahead, make my day.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Dead end.
I usually love those.
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Oh, butter biscuits.
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Have your people
call me people.
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BELLA: I don't have people.
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What an incredibly cool way
to be horribly blasted out of existence.
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Don't worry, I know
how to save you.
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There's one thing that
can never be harmed on network television.
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Our intelligence?
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-Oh, please.
-Cute baby animals.
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(EXCLAIMING ADORINGLY)
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Must destroy
cute bunny.
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(BEEPING)
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But can't destroy
cute bunny...
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Must destroy,
but can't destroy.
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But can't destroy
cute bunny... Self-destruct.
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Must self-destruct,
must self...
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Well, thank you
Standards and Practices.
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You're welcome.
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Now, what say you guys
get Peter and bring him home where he belongs.
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ALL: Yes!
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(WHIMPERING)
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Let's have lunch.
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(SCREAMING)
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DIRECTOR: Places, actors
to their places.
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Well, I'll be coming
right along Mr. Director, sir.
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DIRECTOR: Lights,
camera, action.
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Oh, I do declare your
misogyny and unscrupulous war profiteering
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-have won my heart.
-Frankly, my dear,
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-I don't give a...
-DASTARDLY: Stop the movie!
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Just what do you
think you're... (GRUNTS)
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No, not you, Harry,
I was... Whoa!
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We've come to bring
you home, Peter.
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Why are you dressed
like that?
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Why do you think?
He's playing a beautiful southern belle
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trying to have it all
in a modern world.
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Obviously.
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Seriously? You needed
a southern woman from our show
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-and you hired Peter?
-Of course, who else?
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(SCREAMING)
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I'm so glad
you guys are here.
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I don't like Hollywood.
All anyone does is talk on the phone and have lunch.
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Great. Then let's boogie
right out of tinsel town
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-and get back to racing.
-Not so fast.
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Peter has an
unbreakable contract.
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But Peter's not happy here.
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Sweetheart, nobody
in Hollywood's happy.
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I'm back, baby.
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Let's party.
Let's have lunch.
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Head for the chopper.
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PETER ROBOT: Now, the hunter
has become the hunted.
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I'll have to call
you back. (YELLS)
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I'm your worst nightmare,
a robot with a face cannon.
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I'm not bad,
I'm just drawn that way.
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It's the Peter bot.
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He's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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-No, Peter darling, him.
-Oh, wow.
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He's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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PETER ROBOT:
You had me at hello.
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Is this in the script?
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I only read my lines.
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Hmm, good thing
I have a stunt double.
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Isn't it, folks?
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I can play 20.
You look great.
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Nobody puts
robot in a corner.
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Did you read
my screenplay?
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He is so cool.
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Now that you mention it,
he is, isn't he?
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Let's have lunch.
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Look at this guy,
he's got it all.
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Edgy, dangerous,
handsome.
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-So very handsome.
-Ooh, you are a bad boy
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with a chin cannon,
I'm gonna make you a star.
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I want writing credit.
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-You're done, bye-bye.
-I am?
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But what about
my contract?
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Someone get this robot
into a dress,
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we've got a TV show
to make.
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Let's have lunch,
I've always wanted to direct.
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Well, I guess
we should be going.
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We're pleased as
peach preserves you're back, Peter darling
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but I am sorry about
your show getting canceled.
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Eh, probably for the best.
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Maybe it will get rebooted
someday with a smaller mix of classic characters
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and fresh new faces.
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Bring back a classic show
without older characters?
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Bleh, what an awful idea.
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Maybe the writers could,
oh, I don't know,
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bring a new absurdist
self-referential tone to appeal to a younger,
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more media-savvy
demographic?
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They could update
the designs to create a new line of toys.
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DASTARDLY: Bah, a cheap
ploy to make money.
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Audiences will see
through that.
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I guess some things
are better left as they were.
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(ALL AGREEING)
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That's a wrap on the newWacky Races series.
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Great job, everybody.
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Hey, did someone
order my lunch?
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