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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,353 (SNICKERING) 2 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,356 Hey, hey, hey, Wacky Race fans. 3 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,100 This is Big Brick Crashman. 4 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,526 Coming to you from the Wacky Race Speedway 5 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,600 for the special 40-yard dash. 6 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:36,939 You heard me right, folks. 7 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,314 This entire race is just 40 yards long. 8 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,944 This is the shortest racein the history of Wacky Races, 9 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:46,010 which absolutely assures that the races won't go off on some ridiculous adventure 10 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,250 instead of finishing the race. 11 00:00:48,317 --> 00:00:50,547 Let's join the racers who are down on the track greeting their fans. 12 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:53,388 -There's Peter Perfect.-Always happy to meet my fans. 13 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,463 (FANS CHEERING) 14 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:58,163 -BRICK:Penelope Pitstop. -Thanks for coming out today. 15 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,655 (GUSHING) 16 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,057 BRICK:The Gruesome Twosome. 17 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:04,398 Oh, what a great bunch of guys and ghouls. 18 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,204 Tickles. 19 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,037 BRICK:And there's I.Q. Ickly over there with his fans. 20 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:12,512 And last, but absolutely least,Dick Dastardly. 21 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,143 Where are my fans? 22 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,207 Your fans? 23 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,605 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 24 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,348 -That's a good one. -Bah! 25 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:21,384 I don't have time to waste with fatuous fans anyway 26 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:24,019 Because now, is the ideal opportunity 27 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,315 for fiendishly forethought foulplay. 28 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,287 Why would you say that into the camera? 29 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,486 Well, how else will the audience know I'm the bad guy? 30 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:34,027 -(CLATTERING) -(COW MOOS) 31 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,434 (EXPLODES) 32 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,056 Well, you're dressed like a super villain, 33 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,431 your dog is holding a bag of dirty tricks, 34 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,270 and we've done this 39 times before! 35 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:45,235 Come, Muttley, dark deeds dare the doing. 36 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,936 -(CAT YOWLING)-As everyone knows, 37 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,837 professional car racing is really super classy, 38 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,549 completely appropriate for a children's show 39 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:53,852 and has the most genteel audience in sports. 40 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,424 (TOGETHER)Very true. 41 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,652 (ALL SLURPING) 42 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,249 So let's take a few moments to meet some typically well-behaved fans 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,090 here to watch today's race. 44 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,215 My, don't you look cultured and well-behaved. 45 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,531 -ALL:We are. -And why is that? 46 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:09,303 Because we've never been exposed to violence on television. 47 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,803 -That sounds terribly dull. -Oh, it is. 48 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,995 Mind-numbingly so. 49 00:02:14,069 --> 00:02:18,609 Thank you faceless media elites who control everything we see and hear. 50 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,242 You're welcome. 51 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,408 Remember, children, always believe what television tells you 52 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,907 and never question authority. 53 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,750 ALL: Yes, ma'am. 54 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,415 The future of America is in good hands. 55 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,424 (CLANKING) 56 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:34,517 Dastardly, what are you doing to my car? 57 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:38,059 Oh. Um... We weren't disassembling your motor. 58 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,825 We just snuck over here 59 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,103 and we were leaning on your car's hood 60 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:45,733 to, to, to have a quick pre-race snack. 61 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,669 -Weren't we, Muttley? -Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 62 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,174 -(THUDS) -(CAT YOWLS) 63 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,766 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 64 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,638 Why are you wearing grease-stained overalls? 65 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,276 I'm a sloppy eater. 66 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,342 And why are you carrying a wrench and a lit stick of dynamite? 67 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,810 (STUTTERING) 68 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,679 They're our lunch. 69 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,618 Oh, darlin', I didn't mean to interrupt your snack. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,183 Just go ahead and eat. 71 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,290 Uh, uh, um... 72 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,323 Oh. Oh, look, I forgot the ketchup. 73 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,558 -Drat. Well... -I have some right here. 74 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,834 You carry ketchup in your uniform during races? 75 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,093 Why, of course. 76 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,631 -But there's no mustard. -Right here. 77 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,726 -Relish. -There you go. 78 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,997 -Mayonnaise! -Coming in. 79 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:18,995 -Chutney! -Mango or butterscotch? 80 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,326 -Hot sauce! -Yes. 81 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,671 -Thousand Island dressing. -Of course. 82 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:22,995 -Liquefied yak earlobes! -Earlobes. 83 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,940 Buffalo-infused whale sweat. 84 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,705 Peanutless peanut butter. 85 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,544 Free range sweet and sour troll bogies. 86 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,610 There you go, buddy. Enjoy. 87 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:36,149 Thank you. 88 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,646 (GROANING) 89 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,961 -Wait! -Thank goodness. 90 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,562 I nearly forgot the garnish. 91 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,564 Bon-eh appetite-eh. 92 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:48,296 (GROANING AND CHOMPING) 93 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,071 Delicious. 94 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:54,202 Well done, Muttley. They don't suspect a thing. 95 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,937 (EXPLOSION) 96 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,713 Excuse me. 97 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,572 The rest of the crowd asked me to come over and find out 98 00:03:59,641 --> 00:04:01,611 if you're going to start racing anytime soon. 99 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,235 We'll get started right away. 100 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,911 Whenever you're ready. 101 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:07,109 What a polite and well-mannered race fan. 102 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:11,951 Ah, aren't they all? 103 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,019 Racers, start your engines. 104 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,918 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(ENGINE SPUTTERING) 105 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,690 Oh, my car won't start. 106 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,159 And there will be a slight delay before the race begins. 107 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,856 ALL: Aw. 108 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,870 -What's wrong? -My engine is missing. 109 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,472 Oh, yes, we noticed that while having lunch. 110 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,935 -Didn't we, Muttley? -(SNICKERNG) 111 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:32,074 -(BURPS) -(EXPLOSION) 112 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,809 Dastardly, where's my engine? 113 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,614 I have no idea. 114 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,006 The rules say, 115 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,777 that if Pitstop's car won't start, 116 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,376 she is disqualified. 117 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,918 But where am I going to find another motor now? 118 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:47,983 Wait a moment. I have a perfect plan. 119 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,862 That will never work. 120 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,033 -Try it now. -(ENGINE REVVING) 121 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,492 -Really? -Thank you, Peter. 122 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,900 No problem. 123 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,332 Racers, start your engines. 124 00:04:58,398 --> 00:04:59,298 (ENGINES START) 125 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,927 Now my car won't start. 126 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,071 There will be a slight delay before the race. 127 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,567 (CROWD BOOING) 128 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,839 Well, what do you know? 129 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,637 Now Peter's engine is missing. 130 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,809 What a bizarre coincidence. 131 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,308 Strange. 132 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,420 Tiny, don't fall to pieces. 133 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,582 Guys, isn't it obvious what happened to Peter's engine? 134 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,991 Uh, uh, no. 135 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,923 Was it stolen by invisible pixies? 136 00:05:20,989 --> 00:05:24,259 It's like watching monkeys trying to land the space shuttle. 137 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,555 Uh-huh. (BURPS) 138 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,225 (EXPLOSION) 139 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,464 Let me explain this to you. 140 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,900 Now, let's imagine that you have one apple 141 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,025 and Penelope has no apples. 142 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,701 But, if Peter gives his apple away, 143 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,810 how many apples does Peter have? 144 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,472 Um... 145 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,841 (SQUEAKS) 146 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,181 No idea. 147 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:48,476 Look, this really is very, very simple. 148 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,678 So is Perfect. 149 00:05:49,751 --> 00:05:51,391 Dicky, do you want one of my yummy apples? 150 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,592 You don't have any apples! 151 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:57,024 Curse you, engine and apple stealing invisible pixies! 152 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,991 Look, there are no apples. 153 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,529 The apples are a metaphor. 154 00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:03,096 I don't think we're allowed to say that. 155 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,673 Can he say that on TV? Ooh! 156 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,803 Okay, okay. Just try to visualize this. 157 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:12,009 One apple minus one apple equals... 158 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,612 Where did you get those apples? 159 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,444 The nice metaphor fella got them for us. 160 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,239 Just being neighborly, folks. 161 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:18,981 Remember, if y'all need a tasty and healthy snack, 162 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:22,346 call on Johnny Metaphor, the apple man. 163 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,846 What? Oh, my head hurts. 164 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,748 ALL: (CHANTING) Start the race! 165 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,560 Start the race! 166 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:30,833 I think the crowd is getting restless. 167 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:33,562 Let's just disqualify Perfect and get on with it! 168 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:35,098 But that wouldn't be very nice. 169 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,702 -I know. -(SNICKERING) 170 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,865 Oh, don't burp! 171 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,643 Or you'll explode again. Phew. 172 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,942 -(BURPS) -(EXPLOSION) 173 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,673 That didn't make any sense at all. 174 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:47,639 I demand better writing next season. 175 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,708 Uh, Tiny have idea. 176 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:51,777 Aah! 177 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,275 Peter have our engine. 178 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:56,278 Ha-ha, nice one, brother. 179 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,190 They mean well, sweetie. 180 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,022 Okay, we're ready for the race to begin. 181 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,418 ALL: Finally! 182 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,930 Racers, start your engines. 183 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,762 (ENGINES STARTING) 184 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,797 Wait, now our car won't start. 185 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,262 And there will be a slight delay. 186 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:11,871 -(CATS YOWLING) -Ow! Ow! Ow! 187 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,702 (CROWD SHOUTS ANGRILY) 188 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:15,898 Say, why don't you people ever actually race? 189 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:19,170 How hard is it to drive cars around a track? 190 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,710 -(CAT MEOWS) -Well, sir, 191 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:22,535 professional car racing is a precise 192 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,880 and demanding skill that takes careful plan... 193 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,975 It's just turning left. 194 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,547 You know, he's kind of right. 195 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,486 -(CLATTERING) -I've wasted my life. 196 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,092 What an incredibly thin premise for a TV show. 197 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:36,885 No wonder it feels like we've done these jokes before. 198 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,787 (EXPLOSIONS) 199 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,329 Don't listen to him. 200 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:42,434 Our races are action-filled, family entertainment. 201 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,366 But you never actually race! 202 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:47,003 You just stand around talking 203 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,967 and doing cheap side gags. 204 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,407 Like those! 205 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,042 That piano thing didn't even make sense. 206 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:56,238 -That's what I said. -(EXPLOSION) 207 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,080 (CHANTING) Start the race! 208 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,575 Start the race! 209 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,777 The show's calledWacky Races, right? 210 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,249 (CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING) Start the race! 211 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,187 Just race once in a while! 212 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,522 Hold on there, buddy. 213 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,187 I don't think the writers need you 214 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,585 fans-plaing to them how to do their jobs. 215 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,787 Wait, somebody actually writes this stuff? 216 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,228 Race! Race! Race! 217 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:15,634 Maybe we'd better do at least a little racing? 218 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,695 Racers, to your cars. 219 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:18,834 Start your engines! 220 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,029 About time! 221 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,171 -Oh, no! -What's wrong? 222 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,767 I think we're all out of gas. 223 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,608 Race! Race! Race! 224 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,614 -Uh-oh. -We're in trouble, aren't we? 225 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,776 Now, now, there's nothing to worry about. 226 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,014 These are race fans. 227 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,409 The most cultured, well-educated, 228 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:35,551 and best-behaved fans in sports. 229 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,916 I'll just explain it to them. 230 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,154 Hey, hey, race fans, 231 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,988 this is Bad News Brick Crashman 232 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,593 announcing there will be no race today. 233 00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:43,856 But we all had a lot of fun 234 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:46,085 and isn't forgetting our cares and being entertained for a few minutes 235 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,630 really why we all came here anyway? 236 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,995 (SHOUTING) 237 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,403 We've had it. 238 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,565 Run for your lives! 239 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,373 Cowards and canines first! 240 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:56,235 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 241 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,773 (CROWD SHOUTING) 242 00:08:58,839 --> 00:08:59,909 (EXPLOSION) 243 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,743 -(CATS YOWLING) -(SCREAMS) 244 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:05,179 I'm too young to see this kind of inappropriate violence. 245 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,675 (CONTINUE SHOUTING) 246 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,447 -Uh-oh. -Revenge! 247 00:09:10,518 --> 00:09:13,218 Tiny, give me a hand. 248 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,187 -(FIRING) -(YOWLS) 249 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,015 (LAUGHING MANICALLY) 250 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,960 (EXPLOSIONS) 251 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,597 This is a cat-astrophe! 252 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,602 Who could have ever imagined badly behaved race fans? 253 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,534 (GROWLING) 254 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,199 Muttley, this is our chance. 255 00:09:27,268 --> 00:09:30,538 All we have to do is get the car to the finish line 256 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:31,713 right there 257 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:32,971 and we'll win! 258 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,140 Help me push. 259 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,238 (CREAKING) 260 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,350 Peter, look, Dastardly's in the lead. 261 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,912 Not if I have anything to say about it. Hmm. 262 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,181 I wonder if I do. 263 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,049 Ouch! Oh. 264 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,017 Good idea. 265 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,146 Wait for me! 266 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:49,691 Tiny, quick, give me a hand! 267 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,786 Oh, cut that out! 268 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,527 (CROWD CONTINUES SHOUTING) 269 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,003 -Why are you so heavy?-Hurtful. 270 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,932 Push, Tiny, push. 271 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,667 Yes, Bella. 272 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,102 (BOTH GRUNTING) 273 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,767 (CROWD SCREAMING) 274 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:04,106 For those of you just joining us, 275 00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:05,912 the thin veneer of civilization has fallen away from the crowd here. 276 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,213 It is only a matter of time 277 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,944 before your communities are overrun 278 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:11,180 by hordes of barely-human flesh-nibbling sports fans. 279 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:13,246 All you can do is barricade yourselves in your homes 280 00:10:13,314 --> 00:10:14,384 and wait for the end. 281 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,078 This is Big Brick Crashman 282 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,780 joing the dark side! 283 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,201 (HOWLING) 284 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,390 (HOWLS) 285 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,958 Keep pushing, Muttley. 286 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,926 We're just inches from victory 287 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,325 after all these years. 288 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,267 Ladies and gentlemen, 289 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:34,974 due to the extreme violence and disturbing content of this program, 290 00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:39,166 we are replacing it with entertainment more suitable for family viewing. 291 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,739 We apologize for ever thinking 292 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,578 a cartoon about car racing was ever anything 293 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,754 but a terrible, terrible idea. 294 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,853 Oh, that's disappointing. 295 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,284 About time, really. 296 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,850 Well, I'm surprised we lasted this long. 297 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,187 Tiny blame writing. 298 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,563 What? No! 299 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,292 Not now! I've almost won! 300 00:10:57,358 --> 00:11:00,688 Just another inch. 301 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 Drat. 302 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:06,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21123

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