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(B0y): Quiet! s0meb0dy might hear us!

(B0y #2): Turn out the Iights.

(Boy #3): III get it. I'II get it.

(electricity crackles) I g0t it!

(B0y #4): N0w I can 't see anything!

(B0y #S): You'II get used t0 it in a few seconds...

(Girl): Ya-hoo!

(footsteps)

(B0y #4): Uh-oh.

(electricity crackles)

(Girl): Yee-haw! (Iaughter)

(cheering and laughing)

(Man): What is going 0n up there?

(Girl): It's the captain!

If I catch anybody up here... I'll be very surprised.

I wonder...

This should keep a lid on things for the rest of the night.

(Girl #2): Hes gone. Take the Iid off.

(straining) (B0y #3): Yeah, this is hard.

(Girl): I wanna get out and play!

Okay creep. .. gimme.

I don't have any money!

If he ain't got money, he ain't got nothing.

- You're running out of time, creep. - No, please!

Little baby gonna cry?

Wally.

Let go!

Those are my kind of guys... real psychos.

Stop it Blythe... Juice is mine.

Come here... right here.

- What are you doing? - Put him down.

What are you gonna do to me?

Drop him.

No no no!

Thanks a lot, kid. We appreciate the donation.

(Blythe laughing)

Okay baby, let's go.

Good lord! You smell like a fire hydrant.

I had an accident.

Come, boy.

We'd better clean you up before the flies get to you.

Captain Manzini, when do we ever use that garbage pail?

- How long have you worked for me, boy? - Couple of months.

Have I ever forbid you to touch any of my treasures?

- This is the one exception. - Yes, sir.

Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?

Nope, pet shop's out of unicorns, too.

No wonder there's no magic in the world today.

You can't get the ingredients.

- Here, try this on. - A dress?

Only to western eyes. This is a dashiki.

Given me by the great African tribal leader from Tuh-Tuh...

in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear.

You were in Africa?

Actually, I was on my way back from Egypt.

I was doing a split week in Cleveland and Cairo.

But that's a long story.

Are you gonna tell me what happened?

I got in a fight. I lost.

Losing is relative, my dear boy.

What matters is conceding with grace.

Huh?

- Who did this to you? - Some guys.

Some guys... Did you report it to the police?

Last guy who snitched on Juice

got poured into the West Side highway.

Really?

Witch's broth and vampire's brew,

make these clothes as good as new.

Let's go do some work.

Do you sell much of this stuff?

We've only had two customers, and they didn't buy anything.

Patience is a bitter vine, dear Dodger,

but it bears sweet fruit.

Huh?

That's from the Greek;

it loses a little something in translation.

Now, let's add a little sparkle to our merchandise.

Funny people should call this junk, isn't it?

When every single piece, is a... is a diary of the human spirit.

Take this, for instance.

"To my darling Mary, from Herbert."

This is more than a book. It's a testimony to love.

And this?

Did the child who slept with this...

grow up to shape the world?

Tell me about this, Captain Manzini.

An early form of air conditioning.

Also a tool of romance.

It could beckon or rebuff.

Did you ever get beckoned?

Yes. I also got rebuffed.

But, like me, this is a relic from a simpler age.

When good and bad was black and white,

and a man could settle all his differences with one of these.

Then some damn fool invented gunpowder

and a bigger damn fool split the atom.

That's when I decided to leave mankind to its folly,

and retire here into this world of memories.

- Touche! - Dodger, no!

Have you ever heard of Pandora's box?

Never heard of Pandora.

Right. Clear this up.

According to legend all the troubles in the world

were once squeezed into one tiny little box.

Oh, you got it?

Along came this nosy little girl named Pandora,

opened it up...

and let them all out.

- I don't understand. - Think of this... as Pandora's pail.

Look at that!

Look at that...

- It's so pretty! - Look at that.

What's this thing here?

That's pretty cool.

Tangerine?

Hey, Tangerine, you got a minute?

You want to come inside and take a look?

Why would I want to?

Um...

Captain Manzini's got some great stuff,

well, stuff you can use for your creations.

Come inside.

We got buttons.

We got medals too.

They're really, really great medals.

Put them on, it's just... Ow!

That's great, kid. What do you do for an encore?

Open a vein?

We got beads, we got great beads.

We got a whole bunch of little things here.

How much is this?

You touched my woman, creep.

No, no, no. I was just--

Baby, come on, he's just a kid.

He's about 12 years old.

I'm 14! I'm almost 15!

He's not worth the time it'll take to beat him up!

Forget him.

Come on, let's go have some fun.

I wish I could help you, baby.

But the little creep's gotta be taught a lesson.

It's a matter of principle.

Oh, yeah?

I think it's just a matter of you liking to see people bleed.

Ew, yuck, like an elephant blew his nose!

You made a monkey out of me, kid.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna send this scuzzball on a little journey.

Oh, come on Juicy, baby, no... Let's go play.

What are you gonna do?

(Tangerine): Why w0n 't y0u just Ieave me al0ne?

(Juice): Shut up. Get down.

No! Put me down!

What are you doing?

Why won't you just leave me alone?

Don't touch me! What is wrong with you?

Ew! Oh, gross!

See you later, creep.

(manhole clangs shut)

(Boy) : Hey, guys! Turn off the water.

(Girl) : He looks pretty bad !

(Boy #2) : Yeah. He don't smell too good either.

(Boy #3) : What if he needs a doctor?

Hey, got any iodine in there?

Let's see.

Yeah. Looks good, too.

- Don't! That's poison. - Hey!

Drink the red, and you'll get dead.

Poor little guy, I hope he doesn't have to have a shot.

Hope we can help him!

This will make him wake up!

(passing gas)

- Pee-yew! - Ew, gross!

Put a cork in it!

Are you okay? You sure took a bad fall.

What are you?

(in unison) What are we?

Same to you, buddy.

- Let's get out of here. - Yeah.

Let's go.

Hey, get out of that chair. It's the captain's chair.

Leave the chair alone.

Stop that, please.

Stop it you guys! You guys, stop it! Hey!

You leave me alone.

Put the stuff down, it's not yours.

- Hey, put these back! - Hey, back off!

- Don't touch that! - This is my turf!

My God! It's cousin Charlie!

Put this back!

Please, don't touch this!

What are you doing?

You did this? How'd you like to get stuffed?

- La-la-la-la-la.. . - Mommy? (laughs)

Here. You take it!

Hey, this is fun!

Oh my God.

Attention!

You let them out! You let them out of the garbage pail!

- I don't know what happened, honest! - You don't?

- Hi Captain, long time no see. - La-la-la-la-la...

Alright, children, weve had our fun.

Come on, back into the garbage pail.

- No way! - Uh-uh.

- That pail be jail. Uh-uh. - Yeah!

You are forcing me to lay some very heavy magic on you.

(cowering)

No!

Dodger, I want the tooth of a crocodile,

- a bottle of English fog... - Captain...

a hair of a goat, the shadow of your smile.

Captain, we can't get that stuff anymore.

That's 2Oth century progress for you.

We can put a man on the moon,

but we can't find a few simple ingredients to do a magic trick.

Alright... you took them out of the garbage pail...

Say hello to trouble.

Dodger, meet the Garbage Pail Kids.

Hey, I'm Greaser Greg. Wanna rumble, kid?

No, thanks.

- Tessie. - Hi.

Don't shake hands with Messy Tessie.

- No! - Fooled you !

I'm Windy Winston!

Thank you for that...

I'm Foul Phil.

Daddy?

Not in this lifetime, little person.

I'm Nat Nerd.

- Oh, Nat. - Eww...

(Tessie) : Nat is a baby, Nat is a baby!

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Valerie Vomit.

(retching)

Faked you out, didn't I?

And this little green chappy is Ali Gator.

An eyeball a day keeps the doctor away.

No, thank you. I'm a vegetarian.

How about a finger?

A toe?

Totally disgusting !

I caused a lot of trouble, didn't I, Captain?

Somehow we gotta keep these kids out of mischief until

we get them back into the garbage pail.

But first of all we've gotta get you cleaned up.

You could do with a bath.

No! No bath!

Not you ! Him!

Come on, come on.

Don't even think about it.

Darn.

Rinse off, rinse off.

Finished.

- Here, for you. - Thank you.

(Tessie) : He's got cute legs.

Tasty-looking toes too. (cackles)

We cannot choose the way we look,

but we can choose the way we behave.

(passes gas)

That's totally uncool.

Now listen!

Since you won't go back into the pail,

you must at least promise me--

Stay away from the normies.

- What are normies? - Normies, they're normal people.

We gotta hide from them.

They hate us.

Yeah. They think we're ugly.

Ugliness is not in a mirror.

Ugliness is cruelty, meanness of spirit, greed.

To be blessed with unusual features...

is an adventure.

You think they bought it?

- What a crock! - Yeah, tell me about it.

You couldn't have chosen a worse time to come back.

People are absolutely obsessed with their looks this days.

Dieting, jogging, having everything lifted including their wallets.

Well, I don't think you're ugly, exactly.

- Wanna suck face? - No.

Well, I mean, I already like somebody.

- Tangerine, now she is ugly! - She's beautiful!

You ain't gonna get her.

He could with our help.

Not with Juice and his gang in the picture.

Yeah, well, that's a problem.

Good night, kids.

Alright.

Give me a little shoulder here.

- Hi! - Hi.

Look, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday.

You know how Juice can get sometimes.

- Forget it. - Okay.

Well, are you going out to meet him?

No, he's got some business to take care of.

I have some stuff to do myself, so...

Let me help you. How far are you going?

Here.

Yeah.

Well, you see, what I meant was, um...

where are you going with your... stuff?

To the dance clubs.

Hey, you want to come along and help me?

Sure.

Um, so what do we do when we get there?

What do you mean?

- Like how do you sell the clothes? - Yeah.

Well, you start at the highest price you can find,

look at the clothing,

it may or may not have tags on it and...

- What are you doing?! - Calm down. It's under control.

And then if they won't go for the price,

work down slowly but not too far.

If they want to take off more than five bucks, don't sell it.

(muffled dance music)

Hey, guys, it's Tangerine!

Check it out!

- Got any good stuff? - Yeah.

- Let's see, come on girls. - I've got all-new stuff.

Wait, wait, wait, don't handle that like that.

Why? It's not that great.

No, I don't really like it that much.

Okay, 14 please.

Do you want that? Okay, that's 10.

You want that? Alright.

- Okay... - Tangerine, you're doing great.

I'm gonna sell my way out of this town.

Someday I'm gonna be a famous fashion designer in New York.

New York?

Or Hollywood.

They need designers for movies, don't they?

Yeah, but that's a long way off.

Well, I'm not gonna live at somebody's

crappy basement all my life. That's 1 2.

- Hey, buy it or drop it. - I'll drop it.

Hey, how much for the shirt?

- $ 12. - It's sold, let's go.

Here.

Isn't it hot? Looks great.

Okay, you wanna hand me that t-shirt?

Okay, did you want this skirt?

Okay, that's gonna be 1O.

- Tangerine? - Get away!

You got a bad attitude, girl!

Oh, honey, you haven't seen bad yet...

(horn honks)

Hey, baby.

Get in.

Hello? Is anybody in there?

Hey! Ultraviolet?

Are you in there?

Hello, Bannana Anna?

We may never find our friends again.

We tried. Now let's eat.

- Maybe we should keep looking ! - Yeah!

That's it! Let's eat!

That sounds good to me!

- It's pig-out time! - Yeah!

We don't have any money!

Hey, no problem! We'll carve out an I.O.U.

Yeah!

Come back with my truck!

Alright! How are you doing down there?

Hey, it's dark down here!

No! Not the brakes! The gas! The gas!

(screams)

What the heck was that?

Yo! I think we hit a bump!

What have you done to my car? What are you, crazy?

They're here, they're here! Goodie!

Hey, we're the Pepsi generation!

- What did you guys get? - Hot dogs!

- Chips and dips! - Cookies!

Bubblegum!

Yeah, toasted hot dogs, taste like toes.

You got one track mind !

I got a fast track mind !

Hey, pass the mustard.

Pass the onion and garlic!

No! Look out!

(sneezes) I'm sorry.

God bless you!

Ali! You ate my burger!

- Was that yours? - Yeah!

Oh yeah? Prove it!

I can't! You ate the evidence!

Yeah, yeah, tough toothpaste.

(groans)

What's the matter?

- My tummy hurts! - What did you eat?

- Everything! - That'll do it, alright.

Turn off the light.

- What's the matter? - Got anything for a hangover?

Would you settle for cereal?

- If it's blood rare.. . - Coming at you.

Good shot.

I've been thinking about what you said,

about helping me out.

- Yeah? - How would you help me?

We already did!

Huh?

The chick! See, she's into fashion?

Tangerine, yeah. So?

So we sewed. Check it out!

(All) : Yeah.

- No way... - Yeah.

There you go... You dress sharp, you impress the chick.

- Hot threads, man. - Yeah!

- What am I supposed to do with them? - Stick 'em up your--

- Wear 'em. - Wear 'em? Me? I don't know...

Take a hike, kill the laughs.

- Yeah... - Go away.

But they're just not me!

Get out of here!

(clamoring)

Don't talk back.

Yeah.

Hello, Tangerine.

Hi.

Wow! Where did you get those clothes?

That is some coat!

I... I made it.

- What? - I made it.

- You made this? - You like it?

It's not bad.

Have you done any more?

Well, some. Why?

Well, I was just thinking maybe I could sell them for you.

You know, along with mine.

I mean...

I could try.

You know, that jacket makes you look... older.

- How much older? - 0h, at least 16.

Maybe 17.

So, how many outfits could you have for me by, say...

Friday night?

- Outfits? - Oh, I want at least a dozen...

And of course, I can't promise you I can sell them.

Dozen?

Well, obviously you're an amateur.

Look, I can try...

You could try? You could try?

Well why don't you go try it right now?

Now?

Look, obviously you're not serious!

Yeah I am, I'm real serious. I'll go to work right now.

When can I see you again?

Friday night. That is if, of course,

You have enough stuff to make it worth my while to try and help you.

I'm on my way.

Oh my god, Juice.

Dodger, be careful. Look out for Juice.

I'm too happy to die.

(door opens and closes)

Hey, hey guys...

What's up?

Yo!

What time is it?

You were right... Tangerine loved the outfit.

Chicks is chicks.. . and I know my chicks.

But I got another problem and I need your help.

What do you want?

I need more clothes, a dozen more. At least a dozen outfits.

- And I need them.. . - It's gonna take a while.

- By Friday? - That's three days.

- Yeah. - No way. We have only one machine.

But there's gotta be some way.

No!

Quiet. I got an idea.

(whispering)

Go on home, kid.

Yeah kid. We're gonna put it to a vote.

We'll give you our answer over breakfast.

(All) : Yeah.

- Bring me back some rare... - What?

Anything, as long as it blood rare.

(singing) Why should we do something nice?

Let's quit now, that's my advice...

We can do anything by working with each other.

I ain't gonna work for free, tell me what's in this for me?

We can do anything by working with each other.

Come on kids, take a shot, show them what we really got!

We can do anything by working with each other.

La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la,

la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Can't stop now, we got a job to do

and we are me and you.

We can do anything by working with each other.

Help a friend out of a mess, put your friendship to the test.

We can do anything by working with each other.

La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la,

la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la.

Can't stop now, we got a job to do

and we are me and you.

So come on guys, we're really smart, we'll borrow tools to do our part.

We can do anything by working with each other.

Step up!

We can do anything by working with each other.

Work it out and do your best, don't give up on your success.

We can do anything by working with each other.

Concentrate on what you do, buckle down, it's up to you.

We can do anything by working with each other.

We can do anything by working with each other.

We can do anything by working with each other.

- Yeah! - (All) : Yeah!

Yo, guys, I got breakfast for you.

Yeah!

Here you go.

(clamoring)

Valerie, catch.

If you do get that chick, all you got is trouble.

I just want her to like me.

Careful what you wish for, you might get it.

Does this mean you're not gonna make the stuff?

It means we're almost finished.

- Thanks, guys. - Yeah, yeah...

Dodger.

You're early... How are things below stairs?

- Almost perfect. - Yeah, I know what you mean.

Look, I want you to hold down the fort.

Whatever that means. I'm going down to the music library.

I have a feeling the answer is a musical one.

- Now, I'm depending on you. - You got it, Captain Manzini.

Hey, look what I found!

- Check it out. - A TV.

Maybe there's news about our friends.

- Or a cartoon. - How you get this thing to work?

You bozos, you gotta plug it in!

What's going on down here?

Nothing.

Nothing... Nothing at all. Just hanging around.

Anybody see my jacket?

I'll get it for you, Dodger, right away.

Hi.

Here it is, Dodger! Right here, yes, sir.

- Valerie's got it, Dodger. - Valerie has it for you

- There you go. - Thank you.

See you later, Dodge. Bye. Good day, Dodge.

Bye, guys. See you in the morning.

Alright. Come on guys, hurry up.

Come on, turn it on. I wanna see Wild Kingdom.

They got an alligator special. Come on, hurry up!

Doesn't work!

Something's loose.

- Oh, no! - I'll fix it.

Stand back, everybody!

Now it works.

Now you broke it!

Well, maybe we should get back to work.

No way.

Yeah, all work and no play, no way, it makes me irritable.

What do you say we go out and party?

I got a better idea. Let's go see a movie picture.

We can't go out.

We'll get captured.

No, we won't. Uh-uh.

What does she got?

I made us these.

Yay! Costumes.

Hey, check it out.

Old Faithful.

- Yuck. - Geez.

Oh, grow up.

Gee, I thought it was funny.

Quiet.

We'll go to the movies.

We'll go where the action is.

Yeah!

Here it is, guys. Here it is.

- Ready to go? Ready, guys - Okay.

Take off, Windy. How are you doin' dude?

- Bye-bye. - See ya.

Watch out bozo!

Hey, quit pushing !

Hurry up! Open the door!

And away we go!

Oh boy!

What do you have?

- We want... - We d0n t have any more.

AII we have Ieft is rabbit and h0t d0gs.

- Rabbit. - Hot dogs.

Hot d0g! They'II take rabbit.

(clamoring)

Funny!

Dumbo.

Coming right in. There we are.

Mommy?

(kisses)

Will you sit down?

Y0u be a g00d b0y and sit there.

There you are, gents.

When it c0mes to c00king, I'm the cat's me0w.

Valerie loves dog.

(sneezes)

We got problems.

I'm gonna check this thing out.

- So... What's the matter there? - I don't know.

Ah, the toughest bar in the world.

- I'll meet you inside. - Alright.

And stay out!

Hey, my kind of crowd, huh?

Alright.

This is kid stuff. I can fix this in no time.

(rock music playing)

Yeah, this is it.

Yeah, this be the place. Alright, yeah.

Too skinny.

Too bony.

Too leathery.

No, no, no, no, no no, no.

That is it... Yeah.

It's toe time.

(screaming)

I'm getting out of here.

Get me outta here.

He bit my toe! He bit my toe!

Put me down!

Let me try this one.

This should do it. Yeah, this is easy.

Let's make some alligator shoes!

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

- Take this. - Hey, Windy, my man.

- Watch it. - Take this.

I'll pancake the little--

(passes gas)

Hold it! Hold it!

Little sucker's got guts.

- He's with me. - Yeah.

How about something to go with toes, please?

- Hey. - Drinks for everybody!

- Sit d0wn and eat. - Eat.

Boy, this movie's making me hungry.

Yeah, me too. Let's go.

Popcorn!

- Yeah. - Or candy!

Eat!

Well?

This dog's got my name on it. Chill out, dude.

Bye bye.

Have fun.

Hey, cutie.

That's funny!

No! That's funny!

Gimme that!

Gesundheit.

Hey, to all the little suckers of the world!

(all cheering)

99 toes on the wall, 99 bottles of toes...

You take one down...

Thanks guys, for bringing them home.

Ali Gator?

Are you drunk?

- Bye, guys! - Bye!

- What's going on, dudes? - Come on, Ali!

I'm going to the party!

Get in here. Go inside, go inside.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Put it away. Ali, get inside.

Yo, the coast is clear. Open up!

- Is that you, Greg? - Yo.

- Cap, you wanna see me? - Ali, yes.

As the natural leader of the children, you are setting a horrible example.

Thanks. I'm that kinda guy.

In the whole universe,

there's only one place where you and the children are safe.

Whether you like it or not, and that is in the garbage pail.

Now, until I can find a spell that will get you back in there...

you are all in grave danger.

- We can take care of ourselves. - Maybe so.

Nevertheless, I want you to swear on a solemn oath

that you will stay out of trouble. Now, say after me...

I, state your name...

- I, Ali Gator... - do solemnly swear...

- do solemnly swear... - to obey Captain Manzini...

to obey Captain Manzini...

and to refrain from eating people's toes.

Aw... (hisses)

And to refrain from eating people's toes.

Alright.

Now, don't you feel better?

Cap, you're an educated man, huh?

Well, let's just say I did my homework.

And you take the word of a talking alligator?

(singing) There's no time like toe time,

in the night time, or the day time,

or any time...

(giggling)

Brown water!

- Oh, no! - Oh, yes!

(laughing)

(singing) Warts upon a dragon's tail...

send the kids back in the pail.

Oh, rats!

Rats. Why not?

(singing) La-da-da-da-da-da, rats.

Rats and thunder, wind and hale...

send the kids back in the pail.

I don't understand.

It's your basic Mary Poppins and it's not working.

There's something on his mind.

- Yeah! A girl! - And it ain't me!

It's that girl Kumquat.

That's, uh, Tangerine.

Yeah, the world is full of great things,

but then they give you chicks to mess it up.

- Thanks. - (all cheering)

(whistles loudly)

Besides that girl, what else is on your mind?

- You. - Me?

- Yeah, all of you guys. - (All) : Us?

I'm worried about what's gonna happen to you.

I wish i knew.

- We're scared. - Yeah!

Scared our friends are gonna die!

- Where are your friends now? - We don't know.

We just can't find them.

We think they might be locked up somewhere.

In a really terrible place!

In the State Home for the Ugly!

State Home for the Ugly?

I can't believe people would make a place like that.

Neither did I.

I'm ashamed to admit I never did try to find it.

I didn't wanted to believe that such a place could actually exist.

- Do you believe it now? - Oh, now? Yes.

I was quite happy to let life go rushing pass my door...

closing my eyes to things I didn't want to see.

But when you care for someone... That's it, that's fine, that's fine.

When you care for somebody, when you love them...

That's enough, Ali!

That brings responsibility.

This means we're gonna find the place?

(Southern accent) Saddle up, partner.

We gonna find the home for the ugly!

Alright!

(all cheering)

Kick buns!

...98, 99, 10O.

Hey! Let go of me, get away from me!

Oops! Our mistake.

You shouldn't wear a mask unless it's Halloween, kid.

No hard feelings, eh, kid?

Go suck a rope!

(Boy) : Yeah, get outta here.

There it is, the State Home for the Ugly.

Whoa. Looks like a prison.

Well, how do we find out if the kids are in there?

(Manzini) : To quote the great Zen master Ying Lee,

"Dusk fall like the blackbird's wing."

(Dodger) : You mean wait until dark?

- (Manzini) : Exactly. - (Dodger) : No, I can't!

(indistinct conversation)

Whoa, wait up, wait up! I'll be right there.

- Here he comes! - Yeah!

- He's here. - I thought he'll forget.

Here's all the clothes.

Whoops! Are you okay?

- Here, let me help you. - I got it, I got it.

- Thanks guys. - See ya, Dodge.

So, can you make a lot more of those things for me?

I've got big plans for us.

Us?

Bye, baby. I'll see you tomorrow.

It feels lousy, abandoning my principles for money.

- Principles? - Yeah.

Letting the little creep live.

Hey, hey, hey, Tangerine! Hey, hey, Tangerine!

I saw Juice.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

There he is!

Come on. Hurry up.

What's that?

- Get away from me! - These are my friends.

Those ugly things? Yuck!

Give them a chance! You'll like them.

They made all the clothes you're so crazy about.

- You bet your toes we did. - Ali, no!

They made the clothes?

Yeah!

Sort of.

Oops. Sorry, Dodge.

Show me.

- Achoo! - Oh, God!

Mommy?

Binaca?

- Oh, my. - Yuck!

Dodger, baby, I gotta flash.

McBundy's department store is gonna give us a fashion show.

A whole fashion show!

Tangerine's!

Tangerine's?

Well yes, Tangerine's.

I mean, it has to look professional,

so what I'll do is I'll just sew my label into the samples.

I mean, you don't have a label, do you?

No.

Okay, so it stands to reason that we need one, right?

- Yeah. - Yes.

Okay, so they have to get started.

Get started?

Dodger, baby, don't keep sounding like an echo.

Catch up!

Those... things.. . downstairs.

They've gotta start sewing.

But you gotta promise not to tell anybody where they are.

Cross my heart.

(Ali Gator) : I'll go with two toes and a finger.

- (passes gas) - (all groan)

(Valerie) : Well that's a tension breaker!

I call.

(Ali Gator) : Boy, Nat, you got a poker face.

Me too.

What was that?

Maybe I'll just raise a little.

Hurry!

Yuck! Cut that out.

But I haven't finished the examination.

Oh, yes you have!

(all gasp)

You back again?

We ain't doin' no work 'til you keep your promises.

You were supposed to help us find our friends.

She means the State Home for the Ugly.

We still don't know where it is.

Yes, we do.

- Who? - We do.

Captain Manzini and me.

We found the State Home for the Ugly yesterday.

And you didn't tell us?

- You know, you're-- - Hey! Hey!

Don't get crazy.

I didn't tell you 'cause we're checking how to get in there.

That place is a fortress.

- (Nat) : What can we do? - That's what I'm trying to figure out.

- We'll need a plan. - We need a miracle.

- Yeah! - We're working on it.

And in the meantime, you guys could...

Getting started with the stuff for the fashion show?

Yeah.

Come on guys, please?

Please, can you do it for me, please?

- Alright, we'll do it! - Alright!

But if you don't check out the Home for the Ugly...

(Tessie) : There'll be a ton of garbage on your head.

And Dodge...

If you pink on us...

I wouldn't wanna be your toes.

(all laughing)

Captain, shouldn't we be sneaking in?

Captain Manzini never sneaks.

He advances and engages the enemy head-on.

Good evening, sir.

Nice little puppies you have.

Who are you guys? What you think you're doing here?

You get out of here or I'm gonna sic Bruno and Spike on you.

Absolutely no visitors. You got that?

Now get outta here!

Move it! Move it! (dogs barking)

- Captain, we're retreating. - Nonsense.

We're merely advancing in a different direction.

What do we do now?

We fall back and regroup.

(dance music playing) (all cheering)

(Tessie): The Captain and Dodger are gonna find 0ur friends!

(AIi Gat0r): The Captain and D0dger are the greatest, yeah!

Need any more models? I'd be glad to help.

Gee, no... We have plenty.

- Anyway, sweety... - Valerie.

Anyway, Valerie, Models have to be pretty.

Oh, uh, pretty tall.

Tall. Taller than you.

And prettier.

Now, didn't you mothers ever tell you not to make faces like that?

Suppose your face froze,

and you have to go through the rest of your life...

looking just like...

(laughs)

Maybe it wouldn't make that much difference.

But we don't have any mothers.

Why am I not surprised?

Hey, hey, Tangerine. Come on, lighten up.

Dodger, baby, you're gonna look so cool tonight.

Why, I don't even know how I'm gonna be able to resist you.

Later.

- (Ali) : Dodge. - (Greg) : My man...

Yeah, right.

Ew, gross.

We want to go to the fashion show.

You can't go out. You might get caught.

No, we won't.

What's this?

Ho ho ho...

We'll go as clowns!

I don't care what stupid costumes they're wearing.

They can't go!

Look, suppose they're caught

and sent to the State Home for the Ugly?

You wouldn't wanna have that on your conscience, would you?

- No. - Of course not.

So what we're gonna do is we're just gonna take care of that.

We're going to the fashion show!

(all cheering)

This is gonna solve the problem, baby.

Lock them in there?

Just as soon as the show's over, we'll rush right back.

And we'll bring them a treat.

Pizzas, or something really revolting if they'd like that better.

Where's the key?

It's right here.

I won't lose it.

We're going to the fashion show!

(AIi Gat0r): D0dge, hey, the do0r is I0cked.

D0dge!

- I can't believe it! - What bad luck is that?

We wanna go to the fashion show!

- Are you excited? - Yeah.

McBundy's! I can't believe it!

It's gonna make me a star.

We worked so hard.

It's not fair.

Can't wait to get at that guy's toes.

They're history!

It's okay.

Dodger, baby, take my clothes inside and start setting up.

I'm gonna go park the car.

I'll be back before you can miss me.

I still wanna go to the fashion show!

Oh, that feels so good.

What can we play?

Okay, we're playing baseball.

- Threes and nines are wild. - Great.

Okay, let's see, now...

Hey, that's no fair, Ali!

I think I better break up the tension around here.

(passes gas)

(soft piano music)

Son of a witch!

I think I got it!

Holy toledo...

We are closed for the day.

(knocking continues)

Why don't you come back in the morning and...

Alright, I call. Set them down.

Oh well, I fold.

A flush beats two of a kind.

I guess I lose again.

Get your hands away from me.

Not so fast.

(whistles)

Who cares?

Some kind of friend he turned out to be!

Maybe he's hurt.

Big brave boys... I'll go.

I'll go.

Yeah Greg. Give him a piece of my mind.

Yeah, he'll be hurtin' for certain.

Shoot, game was just getting good too.

Better not be dumb 'cause I'm hotheaded...

What's going on? What's wrong?

(Tangerine) : Oh, now ma'am?

Please, try to get the order of my dresses right.

And '86 the gum.

(indistict conversation)

Oh, honey, if it's not real...

don't use it.

Okay, that looks great... No, no, no, no, no!

Alright, you better wear these.

(Girl) : I'll get her some new nail polish...

Oh honey, I hope this is not your real hair.

Okay, how's the crowd?

Full house.

It's not bad for a start.

Here's your bounty money, fella.

You find any more little uglies,

you know where to bring 'em.

- So where are we off to? - The fashion show.

Alright, keep moving.

Hey, I'm gonna report you to the authorities.

- Where are they taking us? - Come on, come on!

- Okay, get in there! - Quit pushing!

Get in there.

I wanna go home.

In there.

You gotta get us outta here.

Hey, come back here!

(Winston) : What's gonna happen to us?

I didn't see any of our friends.

Do you really think they might be locked up in here?

We can't save them if theyre not here.

Yo, Einstein! We gotta save ourselves.

They're crying. You want us to shut them up?

- They'll be gone soon. - What? Where?

Yup, the big garbage dump in the sky.

I'm sure glad I got transferred out of that laboratory.

Did you see any experiments?

Oh, yeah.

Those doctors... They like to hurt people.

(thunder crashes)

Children? Children?

Windy? Ali?

Oh my God!

Here you go, I found it.

Why don't you just whistle for your little freaks, creep?

Huh?

You double-crossed them.

No. You did.

I just gave Juice the key.

Where are they? Where?

State Home for the Ugly.

Lose him.

- No! - Come on! Come on!

That's for copping out for him.

No!

If I see you around here again you'll be in your very own cage!

Captain Manzini!

I think they've got the children.

Oh, no! We gotta get 'em out of there.

Dodger, I think we might be too late.

Maybe, but we can still get the bad guys.

Now go!

(Woman): T0night McBundys department st0re

is delighted t0 welc0me y0u to the debut

0f a truly remarkable young design star.

Iconoclastic, rebellious, original.

Her clothes will make us think.

Tangerine's clothes to wear

when one simply doesn't know what to wear

to occasions in which it doesn't matter what one wears.

Our designing star Tangerine,

in a magnificent little number we call

"Bewitched, Bothered, and Be-denimed."

A bustier in guava butter tones,

accented by peach pit and raspberry jewelettes.

Tonight I would like to show you

a totally new concept in youthful fashions.

They're a little flashy, a little trashy...

but fun.

(whistles)

Guys, I need your help right now. Really, I need your help.

Your little guys are in trouble!

- Come on! - (All clamoring)

- Let's get outta here! - Let's go!

(crying)

- Captain! - You're alive!

You're alive...

Now don't worry, we're gonna get you out.

How?

We'll think of something.

Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?

I am the great Manzini.

Quick, quick!

Here, Santa Claus. Have a merry Christmas.

Alright, guys, let's hurry up now.

Hurry!

- Hurry up. - Come on.

Guys waking up! Phil, Windy, blast them.

Go get 'em, Phil!

Mommy?

I'll get him, I'll get him...

(passes gas)

All right Windy, gross!

(barking)

One!

Two! Three!

Alright!

He'll never be able to follow us now.

Let's go, let's go! Hurry! Hurry!

(snarls)

Let's go find our friends.

I don't see them.

Where can they be?

- Hey, it's Dodge! - We're breaking out of here.

Dodge, how are you doin'?

Captain, what about all of the other children?

Yes.

Remember the garbage truck?

We were too late.

Just go and check out that everybody else is out safely.

- Okay. - Let's go, guys.

We're free! Yeah!

Alright.

Come on.

Here we go...

Watch the tail, huh?

Yo, over here. Last but not least.

Hey, it's okay, everybody's out!

- Alright! - (all cheering)

Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey guys, thanks a lot!

Thank you.

- Now, are we all here? - Yeah!

Alright. Let's get back to the store.

- No way. - No!

We're going to the fashion show and squeezing some juice.

Captain, we're tired of being losers.

It's his toe time.

Well, on the one hand, Juice is dangerous.

But on the other hand,

seems a pity to quit while we're on a roll.

(all cheer)

(whistle blows)

Wow, what a gift Renee will make in this little number.

Sandy in a sexy leotard outfit

under an antique lace white dress.

Rosie in green form-fitting evening dress

guaranteed to wow your audience.

As soon as the stuff gets over the border,

get it to the warehouse.

Yo, Captain.

Remember this is our fight.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Careful.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

And here we have another black skirt

with a zebra top.

A unitard topped by Tangerine's

witty little French lace overdress.

Wow, what a gift it'll make.

Um, oh, this is...

Please bear with me, there's been a slight mistake.

Would somebody straighten this out please?

Here we have...

- Where are we? - A black outfit

with a blue top and

- a pink bow. - Normies!

(clamoring)

Gimme that!

You're ruining my fashion show. Do you understand that?

Get away from my clothes!

They're our clothes! They're ours!

Help!

Gimme that!

Those little creeps were sure ugly!

Oh yeah? I'll show you ugly!

(passes gas)

(chuckles)

(crowd clamoring)

Let's get outta here.

Get her! Get her! Get her!

Go ahead! Make my day!

- Head for the hills! - Hey, get outta here!

Let's go.

Get him. Get him.

Come on!

Not this time, tough guy.

Way to go, Phil. Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on Dodger. The old one-two.

Yeah! Go, Dodger!

Got away! Get him!

Dodger!

(crying)

He's not worth it!

I'm sorry.

Me too.

Look, the fashion show's a big success.

I mean, you're a hit.

And these clothes...

They're not mine.

They are now.

Look, maybe we can just be friends.

Maybe we can just do fun things together.

No thanks.

I don't think you're pretty anymore.

(Manzini): And then I realized I had the answer all along.

Now I know you hate the thought of going back into the pail...

But believe me, it's for your own good.

Dodger, bring that garbage pail closer.

Now children, I want you to close your eyes and concentrate.

Now this is your song played forward.

However, when I play the piece backwards...

You will be drawn irresistibly back into the garbage pail.

- Yeah. .. - Are you ready?

Close your eyes and concentrate.

Now's our chance, guys.

Let's go! Let's go!

- Let's go. - Come on, Valerie.

Dodger, this is no time for sentimentality.

I shall miss them too.

Think how peaceful it will be.

We're nearly there.

Yes, I can feel it working.

- Here we go! - Bye, children. Goodbye.

Hang on, Captain, I got you.

Don't worry, Dodger.

I've been stuck in tighter places than this.

Damn it! I lost them!

Losing is relative.

What's important is conceding with grace.

- Yahoo! - Watch it, Windy!

Put the pedal to the medal !

Well, perhaps it would have been safer

to lock them away from the world...

but as you taught me, Dodger...

You can't change the world by locking yourself away from it.

- Bye! - Bye!

- Bye! - Bye-bye!

(All) : Bye!

Hold on, Val. Away we go!

Yeah! Ha-ha!