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Private Secretarial Services

Yes, dear sir, things aren't what they used to be.

But I get along with it just fine.

That's right, you just go with the flow.

When should we meet?

Today?

Wait, let me check.

No. Wed-nes-day.

How about tomorrow?

At the end of the day?

Right, I'll be by.

See you tomorrow, dear sir.

Goodbye.

You'll write it down later.

First, finish what you started.

Very well, sir.

Yes, that's good.

Don't slow down.

That's good.

Come on, suck it!

That's good.

Like that, yes.

Yes, like that.

Hello?

Yes.

Please hold.

Who is it?

Hello?

Yes, that's it.

Like that, yes.

Come on, keep going, come on.

Sir, you have an appointment at six o'clock...

Too bad, work interfere with pleasure. Could you cancel that appointment?

No way, sir. That wouldn't be professional.

This would be the third time. And always for the same reason.

- Are you complaining? - Oh no, sir.

Come on, give me your ass to cheer me up before I go.

I love it when you talk dirty to me, sir.

Only when it's appropriate. I don't like vulgarity.

I agree with you, sir.

Oh sir!

Hello, ma'am.

Good evening, Maria. Is madam home?

Yes, ma'am. Madam is in the living room.

- Maria, draw me a bath, please. - Very well, ma'am.

- It's you, my darling. - You're so beautiful when you're asleep.

What did you do with Jean-Fran�ois?

I've sent him to the other side of town for an appointment.

So, we should be able to make love.

Yes, but before, let me take a bath to purify myself.

Did he rape you again?

Val�rie, I think your husband works too much

and doesn't fuck you enough.

- Who's fault is that? - Both of ours, darling.

- Ma'am, your bath is ready. - I'm coming, Maria.

Do you need me anymore, madam?

Did you prepare dinner like I asked you to?

Yes, madam.

I brought it to your bedroom and I turned down the bed.

Very good, Maria. You may go now.

Thank you, madam. Have a nice evening, madam.

Have a nice evening too, Maria.

Thank you. It will be a nice one, madam.

So darling, is bath time over yet?

I'm all yours, darling. All clean and brand new.

Don't linger or I'll rape you in the bathtub.

I prefer to have you in your bed with me.

I'm ready, come quickly.

What if Jean-Fran�ois comes home and finds us together like this?

We're not doing anything wrong, are we?

Do you think he suspect there's anything going on between us?

Don't forget that it was you who asked me to sleep with you.

To cover our backs, you also asked me to sleep with him.

I know, but what if someday it won't work?

When that day comes, we'll see.

I'm so stupid. Forgive me, darling.

I've been ruining our pleasure.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Don't worry about it, sir. For you I'll wait all night long.

I'm hungry.

Would you like to start at the table or the bed?

Let's do things in the right order.

I did as sir told me.

It's working correctly.

Did you put the other one where I told you?

I attached it under madam's nightstand.

Without you I would have never known.

Me too, sir.

Without you, I would have learned nothing.

What if we picked up our lesson where we left off?

Maybe we should do a little review before.

To make sure I remember the past lesson.

I'm proud of you, Maria.

But to appreciate we must catch our breath.

I propose we take a break.

And I can assure you we're going to have fun.

But sir, I have more to give.

I know, Maria.

But waiting increase the pleasure.

Give me the phone.

Shit! Who could that be?

Maybe it's Jean-Fran�ois.

I'm not answering it.

What if he call to say he'll be late.

You're right.

Hello.

Darling, is that you?

I'm still at my appointment.

I'm going to have dinner with a client.

Don't wait for me.

A man or a woman.

Whatever you'd like to imagine.

Okay, have a nice evening, darling.

Don't get too bored.

You too, have a nice evening.

So tonight I can keep you?

You see, there was nothing to worry about.

Now we have some peace and quiet.

And it's just the two of us.

Yes, my darling.

Where were we?

Let me take over.

I'll pick up where we left off.

I've brought you all together to ask advice.

I'm considering launching a new product.

Which, according to a market research that Vincent did.

We could distribute in large quantities during the next twelve month.

And possibly take first place in the production of this useful product.

As far as publicity is concerned, I intend to penetrate every household.

In order to make this object indispensable.

We must make this as indispensable as blenders, egg beaters.

And all the other appliances that make every housewife happy.

This could even become a useful and enjoyable gift for Mother's Day.

We should run this ad campaign by stressing the fact

that this will be the ideal lover chosen by the husband

when he goes away on a trip.

A spare penis or a substitute during all-night sex sessions.

As a friend, always available and always ready to help.

And as a perfect addition to every couple's sex life.

That's the direction we should go.

And to advertise it, we must all try it out first.

Each of you, on your own time,

you can use it or use it on someone wherever it suits you.

And write up the comments and suggestions

that you will receive after you've tried it out.

That's all.

Gentlemen, I'm counting on you.

Open it, miss Josefa.

- It's a little present for you. - For me?

- Only for you, miss Josefa. - Thank you.

The boss said we could give it to whoever we want to.

Get out of here! And take your garbage with you.

Come on, a gift is a gift. I can't take it back.

It's a scandal! Look what someone just gave me. It's...

Calm down, Josefa. That's a valuable object.

We're going to produce those and soon one we'll be find in every bed.

Sir, I'm handing you my resignation!

Think about it until tonight. And keep this next to you.

I'll be waiting for you at six o'clock. Okay?

Very well, sir. Six o'clock.

Jacqueline, trust me. To try it is to love it.

I prefer the real thing to the fake.

Yes, but when the real one is not around, this one is.

But that must hurt.

Let yourself go. You'll see, it'll do you some good.

What if someone comes in?

It's the boss who wants you to test the product out.

Well, since it's for the boss, we'd better do as he says.

Fuck me.

That's good.

It's not bad.

It's softer than your dildo. And bigger, too.

Yes, it goes in well.

Yes, I can really feel it.

It's almost as good as a real one.

I'll let you try it out. You'll see what I mean.

You're right. You've got to try it yourself.

Yes, my darling. He has an appointment tonight.

No, not with a woman.

With a guy, believe me.

And not fuckable at all. Well, you never know.

As long as I haven't seen him, I can't say anything.

Oh, that's so good.

I've got to hang up. See you tonight, my darling.

Good job.

- So, have you thought about it? - Yes, sir.

- Are you leaving us? - No, sir, I'm going to stay on.

- To what do I owe this change of heart? - To this, sir.

What? It was because of that you wanted to quit?

Since then, we've introduced ourselves.

- I should kiss that and thank you. - I don't understand.

You just gave me a terrific advertising idea.

Can I leave now?

What do you mean? I haven't even gotten in yet.

You'll see, Josefa.

The fake one is good but the real one is even better.

Well, sir, I'd like to see that.

Then suck me, Josefa. I'll take care of the rest.

Sir, I feel bad because I keep thinking of my little sister, Maria.

If you both possess the same talent, I'll be delighted.

Suck it, Josefa, suck it.

Come on.

- Good evening, ma'am. - Good evening, Maria.

Madam called to said that she would be late.

- A long time ago? - No, just before you arrived.

She has a problem with her car but she'll be here soon.

Thank you.

- Bring me a whiskey, please. - Right away, ma'am.

Stay here, Maria. I don't like being alone.

As you wish, ma'am.

Come closer to me, Maria.

Would you like me to get you something to drink?

Oh no, ma'am. That's my job and I'm not thirsty.

- Have you ever had whiskey? - Oh no, ma'am. Never.

- Drink some, just to make me happy. - Well, if it'll make you happy...

- It's strong and taste funny. - Just a little bit more.

- It's better the second time. - Like with love?

Yes, but just like love, there has to be a first time.

You know, you're really pretty, Maria.

Oh, ma'am.

- Oh, ma'am, that's feel funny. - I'm sure your breasts are beautiful.

Oh, that's true, ma'am. Someone else told me that once.

But I shouldn't say that. It's not right.

You should show them to me. Would you like to?

Darling, I was waiting for you and we got to know each other.

We were looking for a sex slave.

Here she is.

Beautiful, juicy and ready for us.

You're just a slut.

A slut that knows how to make you come, darling.

Kiss madam.

Oh no, ma'am. I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

Yes, it will, you'll do it again to thank madam.

Oh, ma'am, I...

Val�rie, don't ruin this lovely evening.

Oh yes!

What is that?

That's your sister, Maria who's falling into Val�rie's clutches.

Your wife? That's impossible.

Suck it and listen.

- You like that, huh? - Oh yes.

The usual...

Tell him that our shipments are made by railway.

We assume no responsibility for damages.

By the way, did you have a good time last night?

Very nice, sir.

And you, did things go well with your client?

Better than I hoped.

Does Josefa know that you're making it with Maria?

How dare you! What makes you think that?

I don't mind you making it with Val�rie, on the contrary.

At the same time, I'm making it with Maria.

But seducing Maria without giving me anything in return.

You're going too far!

But sir...

Nothing doing. First, get down in front of me.

And start working! Then I'll decide.

Very well, sir.

Josefa, come into my office.

Very well, sir. Would you like me to bring...

I hope you'll behave yourself with Maria's sister this time.

Sir, I'm at your disposal.

I expected nothing less from you, Josefa.

Come here and look at this.

Well, what do you think of that?

If I may say so, sir, I find that Josiane doesn't know how to suck.

Josefa, would it be too much to ask

to please show her how this is done if it's to be done well.

Yes, sir, we can always make an effort.

May I begin?

Please, do.

Give it to me.

Hello, darling.

Ah, it's you, Maria.

Is madam there?

Hello, darling.

How are you?

Pretty well.

And what are you doing?

Ah! That's why Maria is there with you.

And you, what are you doing?

I thought you'd be working your tail off.

Or should I say, your cock off. Am I right, darling?

It's that good?

Well, why don't we gather all these ladies together?

For lunch.

Then we could compare their qualities.

What do you think about that, darling?

I think that's great.

Thank you for this wonderful and brilliant idea.

Let me close up shop and I'm on my way.

I won't be long.

See you soon.

My kittens, a great party awaits us.

But don't slow down, or we'll be late.

Faster!

Come on.

Yes, that's good. Come on, come on!

Yes, yes, like that.

That's good.

That's good, yes.

Oh yes, that's good.

Your hands are so soft.

Oh yes, keep caressing me.

Your turn.

Come on.

Come on.

You like it, huh?

You feel it, huh?

I adore you.