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Bob
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Kazu-kun.
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M-Mami-chan?!
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Whatcha hiding?
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Swirl
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Ugh! I overreacted!
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Swirl
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Swirl
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Swirl
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She did come over last night and all...
Does she wanna talk about that?
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Swirl
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Swirl
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Swirl
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Do you have a minute?
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Rent-a-Girlfriend
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"Night and Girlfriend"
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A talk, just the two of us?
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Up close and personal?!
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Mami-chan knows Mizuhara's
a rental girlfriend.
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It's gotta be about that, right?
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I heard that Chizuru-san
is a rental girlfriend.
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Oh... Y-Yeah.
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Huh? You don't sound surprised.
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O-Oh, well, Chizuru told me what happened.
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I can't possibly tell her
I saw it all go down!
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I figured I should tell you that I know ASAP,
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so I went to your place last night,
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but you were out shopping.
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I was so shocked.
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I had no idea such a service existed,
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and I couldn't believe you
and her were... y'know...
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R-Rental going out? I was shocked, too!
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Ahaha
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Trash
dodge
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Haha, as if!
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I knew it. She's here to
yell at me, dress me down!
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You tricked us all? You should
be ashamed of yourself!
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Seriously? Don't you feel
empty inside when you pay?
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Here she comes! The executioner from hell!
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The
Silence
Sentence
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Hey, tell me...
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Is it my fault?
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Did I drive you to this?
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Bingo
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Huh? She's not mad?
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And wait, what?
She's been worried about that?
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O-Of course not!
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I-I was just curious...
Like, social research?
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
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I couldn't tell her the truth,
not over my dead body.
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It's too pathetic
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But there is something
else I need to tell her.
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Hey, uh, I'm really sorry.
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I lied, and even introduced her to
all you guys, like some kind of moron.
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But please, don't take it out on Mizuhara...
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Wait, you haven't fallen for her, have you?
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O-Oh, no.
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Of course not!
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I thought not! Thank goodness!
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You're an innocent boy,
but I know you're not a fool.
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Sorry I doubted you.
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Hand...
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Kazu-kun, you only live once.
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You're losing out if you don't
get a girlfriend for real.
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You gotta have lots of fun in college.
You won't get to as a working adult.
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I don't mean to belittle Mizuhara-san's work,
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but at the end of the day, it's business.
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Spending your time and money
on that is a total waste.
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Get it?
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Y-Yeah, roger that!
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That's all I wanted to say. Later.
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Okay.
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Sprawl
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Lights
on,
nobody
home
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I thought I was a goner!
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But she was so nice...
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I did deceive her and all...
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I thought she'd chew me out.
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It all pisses me off just a teensy bit.
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Anyway, I gotta make sure she doesn't
find out it's still going on!
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"Social research," my ass.
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Lies, lies, and more lies. What a loser.
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Going by how much he was panicking,
it doesn't seem to be a one-time thing.
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You lie to us for a whole year
and call it "research"?
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Also, that bag...
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I don't know that it's hers for sure, but...
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There's gotta be more to it.
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Hey, Kibe-chan!
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I'll cook for you tonight!
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Huh? Why?
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Have you been eating right lately?
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I feel like you've lost weight.
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You're taking on
too much work...
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R-Really?
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Sure,
I've
been
eating
nothing
but
instant...
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But cook? Where, at my place?
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Karaoke Village
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Yep. It'd suck if you were malnourished.
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It's not that serious.
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As your girlfriend, I can't ignore it!
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She wants to come over now?
Is she serious?
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Okay, it's a plan! Time for shopping!
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Hey, wait!
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Supermarket
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May Queen 2 for 80 yen
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Hum
Hum
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Uh, don't I get a say in this?
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Someone's
having fun...
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Is this gonna be okay?
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It's gonna be late once all
the cooking and eating's done.
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She will go home after that, right?
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Not that I mind just having
dinner with a cute girl.
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Nutrition
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Corner
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Garlic
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Chives
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Softshell Turtle
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Avocado
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Garlic
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Ruka-chan?
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Softshell Turtle
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Huh?
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Wh-What is it?
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You can wait by the entrance, Kazuya-kun.
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What are you planning to make?
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C-Curry!
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You don't need turtle for curry!
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You do for some curries!
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Am I not allowed to want my
boyfriend to feel better?
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That's all I want. Nothing more.
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Weirdly
convincing
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We'll take these, please!
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Ka-ching
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Today's bill:
3,720 yen
(of which the turtle is 2,000 yen.)
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Thanks for having me, the girlfriend, over!
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L-Let me clean up the place.
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Huh? Why are you locking the door?!
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What if a thug waltzes in?
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This area isn't that dangerous.
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Hey, try to hide your displeasure!
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You just sit there and watch.
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You'll see how cute I am while cooking.
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Okay.
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Sparkle
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I'm gonna do my best.
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First, 200cc of water.
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Tralala,
latata
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3 Minute Cooking
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Smooth
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Get the ingredients ready.
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Man, what a bizarre sight.
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Look at this cute girl prancing
around my kitchen in an apron.
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And she calls herself my girlfriend.
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Oh, right.
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Here, some pre-meal beer.
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W-Wait, where did you get that?
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In your fridge.
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Huh, mine? Sorry.
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Wait, no! This won't do!
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This situation does not call for booze!
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There've been too many parties lately.
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I wanna give my liver some time off.
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Take it
back
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Oh, really?
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That's too bad.
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Glug, glug.
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Hey, what do you think you're making?!
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Some kind of drug?!
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Curry! I'm making curry!
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I forgot to buy cooking wine, is all.
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What kind of battle is this?
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Blush
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Turtle Curry Recipe
Ingredients (for two)
Softshell turtle 1 bag (100g)
Chives 1
Potatoes 2
Carrot 1.5
Curry roux...
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Delicious Turtle Curry
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Turtle Curry Soup
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Wow, turtle curry really exists, huh?
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Wait, did you plan this?
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Ba-dump
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Were you lying when you said I'd lost weight?
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Flinch
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Uh, who can say?
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Maybe I just gained weight myself.
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Shoo Shoo
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Anyway, leave me alone!
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I'll stab you
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Whatever the reason,
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she's doing all this for me.
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I should be grateful, really.
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So this is how it feels.
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How what feels?
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I've never fallen in love before...
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TIL how it feels to cook
a meal for your boyfriend.
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Here. Eat up.
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Thanks.
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Huh? Wow, this is super yummy!
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Really? Yay!
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I can't believe how good it tastes!
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Even though
you poured in
all that beer
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Eat all you want.
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Will you be able to recover?
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What's gonna happen next?
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Too
close...
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Self-loathing
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We went shopping, ate dinner together,
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and now we're watching a TV show...
and there's no cash involved.
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And normally, she'd stay over,
and we'd have sex a couple times.
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I guess this is what it's
like to have a girlfriend.
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How blessed I'd be.
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If only she
were my real
girlfriend
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Hmm? Texting someone?
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O-Oh, don't worry about it.
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Why's
she
hiding
it?
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You're making this look important.
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Mom
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When will you be home?
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I'm staying over
at Yuka's tonight
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Wha?!
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Hey, what are you typing?
Did that just say "staying over"?!
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Tap
Tap
Tap
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You're imagining things!
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No, I saw that!
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C'mon, what's the big deal?
I let you go on dates with Chizuru-san.
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That's not the issue here!
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But I'm your girlfriend.
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I wanna be lovey-dovey with you, too.
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Blush...
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A-Anyway, you can't stay over
at a guy's place so easily!
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I'll walk you!
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Hey, this wasn't easy for me!
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I thought long and hard about—
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Wh-What the?!
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Rain forever
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NNE: 15km/h
Peak AP - 965 hPa
Max Wind Speed - 30m/s
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Strong
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Tomorrow 12PM
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Midnight
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Heavy Downpour Predicted
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The extremely potent Typhoon 5 is now...
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Smirk
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Gasp
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Eat up ♥
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Rent-a-Girlfriend
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How?
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Why?
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Why?! For what reason?!
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Ta-da! How do I look?
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Barley Tea
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Cough
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Wear some pants!
I left some for you, didn't I?
263
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,470
What? But those track pants aren't cute.
264
00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:38,720
Cute or not, that's not the point!
265
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,220
No, that is very much the point!
266
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:43,930
I can't look at her straight!
267
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,800
Flutter
268
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:47,340
Besides, I never said you could stay over!
269
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,780
Don't bother.
270
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:53,730
Travel Info
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of both lines is canceled.
No ETA for resumption
Please keep an eye out for further
typhoon and train info...
271
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,810
The trains have stopped running.
272
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:56,440
I know you're not the kind of guy who'd
throw a girl out on her own in this rain.
273
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,900
Are you kidding me?
274
00:11:57,230 --> 00:12:04,570
You sly...
275
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,150
I have to spend a whole night
together with this cute thing?
276
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,150
This is too much for me to handle!
277
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,570
And you know...
278
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,480
Keep it down.
279
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,100
Huh? Weally?
280
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,790
The girl next door will hear you.
281
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:17,160
You meanie! You're thinking
about Chizuru-san, even now!
282
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,320
Do I mean nothing to you?!
283
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,220
I-I just meant not to bother the neighbors!
284
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:26,430
If Mizuhara found out I let
Ruka-chan stay the night...
285
00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:30,330
What's all this now? Didn't you
say you couldn't go out with her?
286
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:30,310
Menacing
287
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,210
Are you just messing around? Is that why
you let her stay the night, playboy?
288
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:35,940
The one thing
I don't want
happening...
289
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,520
I get it.
290
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,600
Jeez, fine.
291
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,280
I'm one step ahead of her, just by
getting to spending the night with you.
292
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,670
I'll obey the tenant here.
293
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,550
I swear!
294
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,120
Ah!!
295
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:49,960
Seriously, stop it!
296
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:54,080
Squeeze
297
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,710
I mean it!
298
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:51,870
Tap
299
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,690
I get it, I get it!
300
00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:52,200
Tap
301
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:52,530
Tap
302
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:52,860
Tap
303
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:53,200
Tap
304
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:53,530
Tap
305
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:53,910
Tap
306
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:54,080
Tap
307
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,540
Hell, even now...
308
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,250
I'm copping all kinds of feels!
309
00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,250
Sheesh, fine.
310
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,460
That's dangerous in its own right!
311
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:05,770
Relax. I won't jump you or anything.
312
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,640
But you fed me turtle, an aphrodisiac!
313
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,640
You're obviously
out for the kill!!
314
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:14,460
I mean, I would love nothing more
than for you to make a move,
315
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,100
but just by getting to stay over,
I've fulfilled one of my goals.
316
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,560
Get it?!
317
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:19,360
Ah!!
318
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,030
Squeeze
319
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:20,730
Tap
320
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:21,060
Tap
321
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:21,390
Tap
322
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:21,720
Tap
323
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,060
Tap
324
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,240
Sheesh, what she says and what she
does are completely different!
325
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,240
I give up!
326
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,200
Anyway,
wear some pants!!
327
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,150
Anyway, wear some pants!
328
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,200
Oh, okay, okay.
329
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,830
Oh, okay, okay.
330
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,200
I'll sleep in
the kitchen!
Stay away!
331
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,200
Okay, okay!
332
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,200
Once is
enough!
333
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,200
Once is enough!
334
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,200
And keep
it down!
335
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,410
I'm gonna take a shower!
I'm sweating buckets!
336
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,910
Have fun, honey.
337
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,960
Even the strands
of hair by the drain are
too stimulating for me...
338
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,960
Can I really make it through this night?
339
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,120
Ruka-chan can say whatever she likes,
340
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,150
but who knows what she's planning?
341
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,230
If we were actually a couple,
we'd have already...
342
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,600
Hard
343
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,580
Damn thing
has zero
integrity
344
00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:00,110
Maybe I should rub one out.
345
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:08,700
Oh, Kazuya-kun, want some hot milk?
346
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,700
Sparkle
Sparkle
347
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,700
I made some
thinking you'd be
out soon.
Aren't I just perfect?
348
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,660
Oh, sure.
349
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,420
Did you... do something in the shower?
350
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:15,830
ba-dump
351
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,830
N-Nothing!
352
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,790
Drink
353
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,790
Drink
354
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,500
Gulp Gulp
355
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,500
Slurp...
356
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:26,590
He so
did...
357
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:33,870
What's going on?
358
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,430
I was just surprised by how
many views it was getting.
359
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,090
Whoa, 80,000 likes? Amazing!
360
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,940
I just recorded it with
a friend for the heck of it,
361
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,610
and it seems the algorithm started pushing it.
362
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,040
It's gotta be 'cause she's cute!
363
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,320
An influencer
with 80k likes,
right here...
364
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,320
It's a mandate from the masses!
365
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,130
Well, yeah.
366
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,780
There aren't many girls as cute as her around.
367
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:58,120
Ruka-chan always dresses up when we meet,
368
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,260
People are so dumb...
369
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,790
so I've never seen her in such casual wear.
370
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,540
She's exposing her cleavage,
and her skin's all flushed...
371
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,210
I wanna cop a feel!
372
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:11,000
And I never realized it before,
but she's so fair... and sexy.
373
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:15,320
So this is what Ruka-chan's really like.
374
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,390
Oh, yeah.
375
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,600
Wanna see the pic I took with a friend?
376
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,980
Condoms...
377
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,780
Drip
Drip
378
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,780
Those were totally condoms right there!
379
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,790
Why does Ruka-chan have those?!
380
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,460
Holy crap... What's going on here?!
381
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,700
This is so awkward!
382
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,160
Time has come to a standstill for us!
383
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,120
P-Please pretend you didn't see that.
384
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,850
It was just...
385
00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:45,840
Just in case.
386
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,590
Kazuya
387
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,230
I'm going to sleep!
388
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,680
I can't take any more of this!
389
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,360
Sparkle
Sparkle
390
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,360
A
h
a
h
a
h
a
391
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,360
Sparkle Sparkle
392
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,320
30 minutes
have passed...
393
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,240
Man, I can't even sleep.
394
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,320
Torment
395
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,320
Did Ruka-chan fall asleep?
396
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,580
I'm so glad I rubbed one out in the shower.
397
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,540
If not for the post-nut clarity,
who knows what I would've done?
398
00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:22,060
But anyway, what's gotten into Ruka-chan?
399
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,600
She's too aggressive tonight.
400
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:28,710
Maybe I'm stressing her out
too much due to Mizuhara...
401
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:34,470
TIL how it feels to cook a
meal for your boyfriend.
402
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,430
OOMPH
403
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:53,190
Rub
Rub
404
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,140
What?
405
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,540
I feel something touching my back!
406
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:53,190
Touch Touch
407
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,160
The breeze? No way!
408
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,780
I mean... This sensation is...
409
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,660
I-It's moving!
410
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:58,010
There's no doubt!
411
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,460
Kazuya...kun?
412
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:07,920
S
t
i
f
f
e
n
413
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,480
Ruka-chan!
414
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,620
Are you listening, Kazuya-kun?
415
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,650
Just take her and her boobies for yourself.
416
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:36,800
Don't, Kazuya-kun.
Isn't Chizuru-san the one you love?
417
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:41,240
Listen, Kazuya, this won't affect
your booby feelings for her.
418
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,330
If you do another girl,
you don't love her enough?
419
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,780
That's a booby trap.
420
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,510
Every man is like this, my tiddy.
421
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:54,210
You can make up as many
sexcuses as you want later!
422
00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,740
My primal instincts are going wild!
423
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,140
I'll get everything I want if I turn around!
424
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,940
Anything and everything!
425
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,110
Here.
426
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:20,120
Kazu-chin, you ain't supposed to let
your dick dictate your love life.
427
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:27,120
Do you remember what I said
back in that hotel room?
428
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,560
I'll have you know I'm
ready to take it all in.
429
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,340
I get it.
430
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:40,970
I can talk the talk, but I'm
not attractive enough for you.
431
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,550
Ruka-chan?
432
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,380
I'm not mature like Chizuru-san,
433
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,440
and I probably have zero sex appeal.
434
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,150
I'm sure you only see me as some
kid who's trying way too hard.
435
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,770
I know I'm being a bother.
436
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,610
I know I'm probably turning
you off like this.
437
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,380
But...
438
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:04,750
I can't control myself.
439
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,080
I wanna feel my heart race, too!
440
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:11,910
Even if you think I'm a pain,
or that I'm too clingy...
441
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,500
Just being with you like this is
making me so happy, I could cry.
442
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,720
"Not attractive enough"? Are you kidding me?!
443
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,350
I wanna make you mine right now!
444
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:33,870
You're so cute, I'm about
ready to explode over here!
445
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,940
Kazuya...kun?
446
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:38,270
But I don't think this is love.
447
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:41,690
I can't lay a hand on you like this!
448
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:44,280
I can't take that next step!
449
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,650
I would never call you a bother!
450
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:50,570
Before you, I never had a girl say
she liked me in my entire life...
451
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:55,180
Deep down, I'm so happy
that I could jump for joy.
452
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:59,460
I honestly can't believe a girl like
you would ever tell me she likes me.
453
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:03,740
So please, keep your
distance from me tonight.
454
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:06,930
I'm this close to making
a terrible mistake...
455
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,850
Roll Roll
456
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,710
Dive
457
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,180
Of all the golden opportunities
to let slip...
458
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,700
Virginity
continues!!
459
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,530
Deep down, I'm so happy
that I could jump for joy.
460
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,890
I honestly can't believe a girl like
you would ever tell me she likes me.
461
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:48,720
Dazed
Couldn't sleep a wink
462
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:47,020
You've got some wild bags under your eyes.
463
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,720
Gee, thanks.
464
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,890
When all's said and done, I'm glad
I got through that night unscathed.
465
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,920
Well, we can save the sex for another time.
466
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,720
Wh-What?!
467
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,860
Also, it made me really happy.
468
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:08,920
I'd always thought you found me a nuisance.
469
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:14,500
So it felt like you told me
I could stay by your side.
470
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,000
Ruka-chan...
471
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:20,900
Y-You! What was...
472
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,050
C... Cute!
473
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,930
Huff...
474
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:34,890
See you, Kazuya-kun! Thank you!
475
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:41,770
You kindly took the lead and made
it a night I would never forget!
476
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,770
Ichinose
477
00:21:42,730 --> 00:21:47,370
I'll forever remember the
joy I felt last night!
478
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,950
Bye.
479
00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:55,460
S
t
i
n
g
480
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,960
D
O
O
M
481
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,470
Shiver... Shiver...
482
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:37,470
Ichinose
483
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:37,470
S
i
.
.
.
.
.
l
e
n
t
484
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,960
Tremble
485
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,900
I guess she must still be asleep...
486
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,860
Close shave!
487
00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:55,610
What?!
488
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,460
Thanks for everything last night, Kazuya-kun!
489
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,920
Sure, though it wore me out.
490
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,830
Gee, I wonder what it was that wore you out.
491
00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:07,170
Curious, Chizuru-san?
492
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:11,420
Do you wanna know all of the love
story we played out in his apartment?!
493
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:14,590
Not really. I'm just his next-door neighbor.
494
00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:16,010
Mizuhara's being cold!
495
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:18,600
Too cold! It's giving me brain freeze!
496
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,200
Anyway, next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:
497
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,280
"Birthday...
498
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,240
...and Girlfriend."
499
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,480
Wait, birthday? Whose?!
500
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,020
"Birthday and Girlfriend"
501
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,100
Who knows?
502
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,410
Brr!
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