All language subtitles for Pretty Hard Cases s03e08 Badge Bitch Party.eng

After we received your sample,

our lab conducted an in-depth
analysis of the drug

that you’re calling
"Purple Rain."

So we’re likely looking
for someone

with specialized chemistry
knowledge.

I imagine at the very least
they have a Master’s degree,

but probably a PhD.

He’s got a PhD in chemistry,
has access to the lab.

Guelph Tech.

Okay, here’s
what I’m thinking.

We take a road trip out
to Guelph,

bump the guy,
see what we find.

Yeah, I’m looking for
Michel Owens,

the lab manager for
the Chemistry Department?

The last time he signed
into the lab was two nights ago at midnight.

I’m not making drugs.
I’m not selling drugs.

Have you talked to Tuesday?
- Who’s Tuesday?

The janitor I just had fired
after I caught them

after hours working late
cooking shit up in my lab

I didn’t make Purple Rain
with the intention of dealing.

I was just trying
to help people.

Were you trying to help the
people who overdosed and died?

Selfish. That’s what my mother
told me every night of my life.

Well, the nights that she was
there, which was barely ever.

- Jenn can be a bit possessive.
- She doesn’t want to meet me?

She...

...doesn’t want to meet you.
I’m sorry.

Sam, you’re home?

Ro!

Keep your eye on the GPS,
I need to turn around at 2.5,

I cannot be late for work today.
- Me neither.

Rumour is Goldstein
is retiring next month,

means they’ll be looking for
a new partner.

This time, I’m not gonna
let it get away.

Nice. Yes!
(chuckling)

I was sensitivity-trained
twice a week, check.

Gone to every conference,
check.

Taken every file
they’ve offered, check.

Been mentoring this hot,
young junior, check.

- Uh...
- Okay, 2.5, let’s turn around.

Okay, so who’s this hot
young junior?

Jay Burden, new hire.

Clerked at the supreme court,
"whatevs".

- Smart or entitled?
- She’s pretty smart, actually.

Oh, right. Cool.
Jay’s a she, that’s nice.

Yeah, she is.

How excellent of you
to spend your time mentoring

a young, female,
hot junior lawyer.

Please don’t be weird--
- Don’t you be weird.

(sighs)
- She’s a very talented lawyer.

She’s a colleague rising
through the ranks.

I’ve taken her under my wing.

Oh, the old proverbial
wing snuggle.

- Sam.
- What?

Are you serious here?
I thought we were past all this,

but if we’re not, I will cease
and desist all mentoring.

Oh, listen, stop.
You do you, make partner

Listen, I don’t have time
for petty jealousies.

I’m gonna be late for work.

Move it, slowpoke.
- Ow.

(upbeat music)

Come on, slowpoke.

Okay, okay.
I’m coming, I’m coming.

We should have been there
an hour ago.

What is taking you so long?
- Well, what’s the rush?

I’m eager to get there.
- Okay.

Oh, you’re still home...
- Adriana.

- Hey.
- What are you doing here?

Oh, my internet’s down. I’ve
got a few big Zoom meetings,

so I was hoping I could
hunker down

while you guys are at work.

Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

And I am okay with that.
Here’s a key.

- Thank you.
- Nice to see you.

I am too, but I feel bad,

I’m going to work and
you’re just getting here.

We can hang out later.

(groaning)
- Okay.

And bring my niece next time.

Bye, you two.

So, do you really think
we got all the Purple Rain

off the street?
- I don’t know about that.

I mean, Tuesday seemed to be
the only one making it.

And if they’re off the street,
my feeling...

Purple Rain will dry up
pretty soon.

Wow, right? Oh my gosh.

That deserves a really big
pat on the back.

Turn around, there we go.
- Thank you.

Bang, bang, bang.
- Turn around.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Oh, a bit of a takedown
party maybe.

I don’t mean to brag,
but I can bench-press

my own weight. I could
probably bench-press you.

I’ve also recently
become a vegan.

Oh, wow. That is really
impressive, Watts.

Oh, man! There you guys are.
I have been looking...

I gotta talk to these gals.
- Oh, sure.

Sorry. So, I’ll...
Nice talking to you.

Yeah. Okay. See you.
- Mm-hmm.

I got a ride in to work
with him this morning

and he has not stopped talking.

He’s super sweet, but I’m pretty
sure he was working up the nerve

to ask me out and
I was not looking forward

to that super awkward rejection.

Anyway, phew, dodged a bullet
with that one.

Not that there’s anything
wrong with Watts.

I just don’t like mixing "bizz"
with "plesh",

except, of course, with
you guys. Oh, looking forward

Now, what was that?
What did you just say?

What "partay"
is she talking about?

Let me think about it.
Oh, right, I have no clue.

Ooh, got it, I know what it is.
It is a takedown party,

that is what it is.
- Why do you sound like a robot?

- Why are you talking like a--
- Why was Nathan acting weird?

And why was Adriana at my loft
this morning?

I feel like
this is what’s happening.

If there’s a secret, I know
nothing about it--

Emergency announcement meeting
in the boardroom. Now.

(overlapping chatter)

Doesn’t put me in
much of a mood for a party,

I’ll tell you that.

You told Gloria about
the party?

What party?
I have no idea.

(sighs)

Watts.
- Yeah?

- Close the door.
- Yes, Mom... Ma’am!

Oh, my...
(door closing)

Okay, um... I just got off
the phone with the Crown.

Tuesday’s defence team
has found out the identity

of our primary confidential
informant, Jake Mardy.

And they have informed the Crown
that they will be calling

Jake to testify,
their position being

he made have fed us
false information

and may in fact be
the mastermind

That’s obviously not true.
- That’s their position.

But if we expose
him as a police informant,

he’s gonna have a target
on his back.

We don’t know who
Krish’s connections are, it could be anyone.

I am aware, which is why
we need to convince Jake Mardy

to testify for the Crown.

He won’t come out publicly
as a snitch.

Then I won’t be able
to go upstairs and convince them to sign off

on the costly expense of putting
him in witness protection.

He’ll be on his own.

How’d they find out
he’s our CI?

I don’t know,
but Tuesday’s lawyer

is with Goldstein, Jacob,
Field and Wells.

That’s Steve’s firm.

Oh...

Nathan, Naz,
I need you to find Jake Mardy.

Convince him to testify.
And if he agrees,

we’ll get him into
a safe house right away.

(sighs)

Come on, guys. You know better
than to show up here.

Things have taken a turn.

Oh, of course they have.
What’s up?

They’re planning on calling you
to the stand

and making you testify.
- Okay, wait. What?

Is this a joke? Is this
like some sort of sick prank

to get me back for calling
you Knee Job?

Because it isn’t funny.
- I’m afraid it’s not a joke.

Man, I knew this would happen!

Oh my God, I am such
an idiot for trusting you!

Listen, Jake, you can be mad
at me. That’s fine.

I’ll take that.
But this is serious, alright?

We want you to testify
for our side instead.

I’m not testifying for anyone!

If it comes out
that I’m a rat, I am dead.

I know this is not
what you want,

but this is the reality
of the situation we’re in now.

The smartest thing to do is for
you to testify for the Crown,

that way we can protect you,
set you up somewhere safe.

You’re talking about
witness protection, right?

What kind of life is that, man?

What kind of a life is it
if you don’t?

I know Krish is in prison
right now, but he’s got money.

And if he’s really trying to be
a player out here,

he’s gonna make an example
out of you.

Yeah. Yeah. Obviously.

And he’s like, this angry,
spiteful bastard.

And he’s making even bigger
connections and...

- With who?
- No. No. I’m done talking, man.

Listen, Jake. Come on, man.

You don’t want this life
anymore anyway, right?

Think of this as an opportunity.
A fresh start.

What about my girlfriend?
What about Yolanda?

You’re still talking to her?
Really?

We can have her come with you.

Look, we’ll figure
that out later. Right now,

we need to keep you safe.

Maybe I’ll just, uh...

I just need to think this
through, okay?

So just give me like a couple
of hours and, um...

Yeah. I’ll get back to you,
okay? We’ll figure it out.

Yeah. We’ll figure it out.

(door slamming)
- He’s going to agree, right?

I don’t think he has a choice.

(phone ringing)

Hello. Oh, you wanted
to talk to me.

I’m just gonna sit.
I was standing,

but now I’m gonna sit.
Here I am, I just sat.

(sighs)

(gulps)

Do you like gossiping,
Wazowski?

Uh... no.

I mean, did you know that
gossiping serves

as a really important
function in society?

It’s like, connect...
No, I don’t. It’s harmful.

So you don’t like bringing
home juicy little tidbits

to share with the hubby?

You know, impress him with
your "badassery",

chatting about Purple Rain?

Uh, no, when I go home, I like
to play a game called Wordle.

And I don’t really like to talk.
- So no speaking in code?

Pluie Mauve,

anything like that?
No coy little messages

No, I did not talk to Steve
about this case.

Do you know
this Jayna Burden woman?

Is she the lawyer
on this case?

- Yes, she is.
- Alright then.

She’s a junior lawyer. I heard
that she’s kind of annoying--

Oh, that’s interesting.
I thought you didn’t talk about work.

I don’t talk about
my work to Steve,

he talks about his work
all the time.

Listen, I understand that
this is very coincidental,

but normally, when a CI’s
identity is compromised,

it comes back on the CI
themselves for acting strangely,

blabbing too much.

- That’s possible.
- If I find out anything

about this case
I’m gonna come to you directly,

otherwise, I am going back
to my team, thank you very much.

I, uh, suppose I’ll see you
tonight at this little um...

shindig?

A lot of gossiping there,
I’m sure.

Not from me.

Good.

Steve, you better
pick up right now.

I’m sorry to pull you away
from your precious Jayna Burden,

sorry to burden you
with all these phone calls,

I am so mad at you right now.
I am so hurt by you right...

Hey.

Did you tell Steve about Jake?
- No!

Not intentionally,
but he knows all my passwords.

And he’s Mister Ambitious
and Mister Determined

at work right now, so...

He told me this morning that
he’s taken her under his wing.

(sighs)

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

Alright, you trust him?

I do.

But I did before
and he cheated on me, so.

Maybe I shouldn’t.

Okay, so, you all need
to see this.

It just came in.

So yeah, I lied about
everything.

I thought it’d be funny screwin
with the cops.

(sighs)
But it’s not true

because I’m the one
who made the drugs.

I’m the one who figured out
how to sell it online,

in person, all of it.

Krish, that Tuesday person.

They had nothing to do with it.

This was all me. It’s all on me

He’s lying. We have
full evidence against Krish and Tuesday.

Everything he’s saying is...
is nonsense.

It doesn’t matter.
He sent this video to everyone,

to the Crown, to the defence,
to the media.

Now, nothing he has ever told us
is gonna be credible.

The Crown’s withdrawing
the charges.

Krish and Tuesday are going
to be released later today.

- What?!
- Are you kidding me?

We’re letting guilty people
out onto the street?

Dealers selling drugs
that are killing people.

We have the evidence.

We know that Tuesday’s been
making the drugs.

Their lawyer’s pleading
coercion, intimidation, fear.

We found Purple Rain
in Tuesday’s barn.

And the defence are gonna say
that the barn was abandoned,

that Jake is now claiming
that he is the ring leader

and he was probably storing
his product there.

Oh, come on. Jake is not
running this operation.

Somebody made him do this.

Clearly somebody very dangerous.

I mean, why would he suddenly
just change his mind like this?

I don’t know.
But whatever the reason,

Jake has just poked a million
holes in the Crown’s case.

They know they can’t win.
The case is dead.

Okay, well, we gotta find him.

You need to stay away
from him. Do you hear me?

We have a BOLO out on him,
we will bring him in,

but listen to me, Naz.

You are not to go
anywhere near him.

Okay, let’s just let this
rest for today,

come back fresh tomorrow

and we’ll figure out
our next moves then.

Okay?

you need to go over your notes,
make sure they’re in order.

There’s gonna be a lot
of eyeballs on this case

trying to figure out
where we screwed up.

So yeah, I lied about
everything.

I thought it’d be funny
screwing with the cops.

But it’s not true because
I’m the one who made the dru...

Do you know
where he is right now?

Any ideas where he could be?

You know, I always knew
that Steve was an asshole.

Self-absorbed, entitled,

able to charm his way
out of anything.

We don’t know that
it’s Steve.

Okay?

So let’s find Jake
and find out--

Hey.

Don’t go near him.

Okay? Just stay away from him.

Come on, Naz.
This isn’t Sam’s fault.

Naz! Okay, okay.
He didn’t mean that.

Alright, look. Let’s just focus
on who might have intimidated

Jake, okay?
- Yup. Okay.

Um...

It’s not Krish,
it’s not Tuesday,

And... it’s gonna take a few
more hours for that paperwork

to go through.

(buzzing)

Monday, Tuesday. Have a seat.

(clears throat)

- Thanks for coming down.
- It wasn’t posed as a choice.

Well, that’s still a few
hours away, so until then,

I don’t have a say.
- Um... you must be feeling

pretty lucky, huh?
- No. Not really.

I was kind of hoping to hide
away in prison, to be honest.

You know there’s no such thing
as a free lunch.

So it’s not free in here,
but it’s not gonna be free out there.

Alright, so talk to us then.

Maybe we can help

if you tell us
who you’re working for.

No. Save your breath. I will
never co-operate with cops.

Ever.
- Who are you afraid of, hm?

Is it someone
in the Replicants?

The Replicants?
(laughing)

I wish. Yeah.

I liked the Replicants.
They were my kind of people,

they were like these wannabe
gangsters who liked

playing the tough guy.

And yet, here I am, and I’m
about to get thrown out of jail

into a swamp full
of crocodiles.

Hey, if you don’t want
your freedom,

I’m sure we can arrange
something.

Okay.

What do I do?

I could throw
a violent outburst.

I could punch a guard
or something.

You know what?

Did that do the trick?

Actually, no.
All it did was piss me off.

(buzzing)

Well at least we know
there are bigger

and scarier people in the mix

which lines up
with Naz’s theory

that Jake was put up to this.

Hey...

Maybe they could help us
connect the dots.

I’ll try anything
at this point.

...vacation saved, I could
take a trip to the Bahamas,

maybe run into Adeline French.

Or Clover English,
as she’s going by these days.

Can I help you?
- Adeline French? You found her?

Jaw-dropped, are we?

Gobsmacked, perhaps?
Flabbergasted.

Dumbfounded.

Let us walk you through it.
Susan.

We started from the beginning.

Followed a thread.

We looked into her mother.
We wanted to know

if she got any calls or visitors
while in prison. Nada.

Then we chased the threads
connected to everything

I knew about her. Her love
of clothes. Her love of wigs.

Her fear of eggs.

I knew that she loved
the Caribbean islands

and liked top-shelf Bordeaux.

So I looked into
all of the fancy hotel bars

in the Virgin Islands,

got a hold of their security
coverage...

Until eventually,
we found this

on security footage
at an outdoor patio

at Gemini Beach Club in
the Virgin Islands.

(clapping)
Thank you, Susan.

I’ve gotta say,
I am impressed.

Well, it was a collective
effort from everyone involved

in Badge Bitches.
- So just you and Susan here.

Oh, there are other members.

Sorry I’m late. What’d I miss?

Okay, we gotta show this
to Fugitive Squad.

I mean, they’ve been trying to
track Adeline down for months.

This is exactly what we need
to do with Purple Rain.

We need to go back
to the beginning

and follow all the threads.
- Mm.

Oh, so you’re saying
you just have copious amounts

of hours to do this on your own?
- It’s tedious work.

Uh, well, you know what?
Do you wanna sign up?

Would you like to be a part
of Badge Bitches?

- Uh...
- Mm-hmm.

What are the requirements?
- Bi-weekly meetings.

A very active and ongoing
demanding WhatsApp group chat.

Whatever, just sign us up,
sign me up.

Okay. I’ll get
the paperwork going

and until then,
Badge Bitches, activate!

Pretty fun. We’re getting
better at it. It’s great.

(brakes squeaking)

(sighs)

Jake, it’s me.
I’m off work here.

Jake, I recognized
the wallpaper from your video.

If your grandma still
lived here, she’d tell you

that you’re being very rude.

Come on, man, I got pizza
and beer out here.

You here to work
or you here to party?

(sighs)

Fine. I’m here to party.

What have you got?
- Okay, so,

we have this drug,
it’s called Purple Rain.

It’s a cathinone,
sort of like bath salts.

(both): But everything in it
is totally illegal.

(laughing)

You can’t get anything
past you.

We’re gonna have to get a list
together of all the ingredients

and then we’re gonna have to
track down all of the suppliers

in the city and the province.
- In the country, really,

There’s not enough Badge
Bitches. We need a shortcut.

(sighs)
- Yeah, you’re right.

We need someone
who understands the science.

Like a scientist?

A normal cathinone
is made by adding ethyl magnesium bromide

to 3-methylbenzaldehyde.
Then oxidizing that

with pyridinium chlorochromate
on silica gel

and brominated with hydrobromic
acid to yield the bromo ketone.

But something’s different
with Purple Rain.

It’s very different.
- Of course.

Its creator swapped
the standard pyridinium

chlorochromate
with potassium permanganate.

- Yay.
- I don’t get

what you’re saying.
- It’s commonly used

We looked through that file.
We didn’t see anything.

Because maybe
your chemist wouldn’t buy

potassium permanganate,
they would make it.

It’s equivalent to making
pancakes from scratch

instead of from the box.
- Oh.

My guess is your chemist
bought both potassium

and permanganic acid.

There’s only three importers
who sell both chemicals.

Just one guy imported a ton
of both to two aquarium shops.

Aquarium shops? Let me see.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

It’s Fin City.
This is Jenn’s shop.

Remember Ro’s friend, Jenn?
She owns Fin City.

Look. There’s one in Toronto.
And one in Guelph.

Oh my God.

Tuesday’s working with Jenn.

What about Ro?

Steve, hey!

You didn’t have to come
all the way down here,

you could have just called.
- You sounded angry enough.

It felt more urgent
than a phone call.

Sorry, I just thought
that you went through my stuff

to find the name of
our confidential informant.

Why was that
your first thought?

I don’t know, Steve.
I mean, come on, you’re like

desperate to prove
yourself at work

and now you’re working
with this Jayna person.

I don’t know, I don’t know why.

You don’t trust me?

(distant siren)

You don’t trust me.

Ever think
it might have been Ro?

She was on your computer the
other day looking up recipes.

Ro was on my computer?

To be fair, she was actually
looking up a recipe

for Egyptian Foole.
But she was alone at the house

when I got there,
so who knows how long she was on your computer.

Oh, wow. Okay.
Uh, I have to go--

But I want to know why
you’re so quick to blame me.

You know what? Hey.

We’re gonna talk about
this at home, you look--

You’re... um, I gotta go
back to work. I gotta go.

Kell? Kell.

What’s up?
- Hey...

Steve caught Ro on my computer.

She said she was looking
at a recipe.

Ooh, does she know
your password?

Well, maybe she figured it
out, because, you know,

she saw me punch it in
a few times and I just,

I wasn’t that careful
around her.

Maybe you should keep
not being careful.

You let her find out
a few things that can

lead her down a path.
- What? Really? Set up a trap?

- Why not?
- Well, because, I just...

Yeah. Why not.
Okay, how about this?

Um... I will invite her and Jenn
over to dinner at mine

tomorrow night with you and me.

It would be a best friend
double date, nail her!

Why put off tomorrow
what can be done today?

I happen to know a few friends
coming together tonight

for a certain surprise party.

You figured it out?
- Mm-hmm.

It’s a secret.

(muffled music)

(chuckling)

Drink.

Wow, Jake.

You got Olympic skill level
over here.

Yeah, it’s too bad
I couldn’t go pro.

Remember how drunk you got
at Craig’s birthday party?

You passed out before dark.
- Yeah.

You drew a dick on my face.

So good. With a Sharpie.

School on Monday, dick outline
still on your cheek.

Why don’t you let me help you
out of this, Jake?

I can tell you’re scared.

And you always are desperate
to have a good time

any time you’re freaked out.

Like that time, remember
we went to that school trip

to Rouge Park,
got lost in the forest.

so you could smoke that weed
that you found in your pocket.

What about the time
when your mom got sick, huh?

I get it, you can’t stand
being scared.

Truth is, I miss you, man.

Yeah, well, I’m here now.

No, this isn’t you.

You used to not be such a dork.

You knew how to have fun.

But that guy’s not here.
Where is he?

He became an adult.

Wanted to be a contributing
member of society.

Right.

Oh. Wow. It’s about time.

Why don’t you tell me who
made you take this fall?

Okay. So...

The people I used to work with
wanted to expand, right?

So they made a big promise
to some bad people,

but then you guys
confiscated that promise

and now everybody’s scrambling.

Just tell me who they are.

I can help you.

Tell you what.

If you want me to talk...

beat me at this game.

Drink.

(humming)

Tueli!

Oh, Kelly. Hey.
- Sup.

Hey. Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, there you are. Hi.

Hi. Ugh, you know,
I’ve been buzzing,

buzzing,
thinking you were home.

Uh, normally somebody passes
and let’s me in but not today.

Pointless, right? Yeah.

Um, I lost my keycard
so I was just kind of hoping

someone would show up.

Right. Right.

Well, here I am.
- Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

- Open...
- Ugh, I’m opening it.

(all): Surprise!

Oh, wow, I am so blown away.

What a surprise!
- You had no idea, right?

Fooled you.
- Yeah... you sure did.

You need a ladies’ night
to celebrate.

Oh, Karina couldn’t be here,
she’s at home with Brixy,

he’s got a cold.
- Okay.

But, I have another surprise
for you.

What? Let me guess,
a stripper?

She was really glad
we invited her.

You got me a girl? Ooh--
- Congratulations, honey!

Oh, I haven’t seen you
in such a long time.

Come on, you don’t have a hug
for your old mama?

You guys know how to knock me
on my ass, don’t you?

You know I don’t do parties,
right?

But I just had to come and
celebrate the fact

that you finally found yourself
a good man.

And he found himself
a great woman, come on!

I really appreciate it,
I really do.

I see you all have met my mom,
Donna, I guess.

She has kept us in stitches
for the last half-hour.

She was telling us stories
about you and your sisters.

(laughing)

I bet. Sorry I missed it.

Um, I need a drink,

so, I’ll be right back.

Continue the party.

(laughing)
- Well, back to me.

(laughing)

Now, you think I’ve been
sharing stories?

Girl, I have not told you
anything yet.

You gotta get comfortable.

aWhere did I put my drink?
Where’s my drink?

Here, it’s over here.
- There you go. Okay.

(overlapping chatter)

Yeah...

Alright. I win.

Now talk.

Hurry up.

I’m not feeling so good.

Oh my God, I love this song!

(muffled music)

Man, I can’t handle
drinking like I used to.

(sighs)

Yeah, man.
That’s not the booze.

It’s probably the Purple Rain
I slipped into your drink

a while ago.

What?!

Are you...

Are you serious?

Yeah, man. I’m dead serious.

It’s gonna be a trip.

Whew!

Ha, ha, ha!

(rhythmic music)

(breathing deeply)

(laughing)
- I never thought I’d

see the day when
this one got married.

I remember Kelly heading off
to school some Halloween,

must have been about
second grade.

She was dressed as Wonder Woman.
(all): Aw.

She was wearing one
of my wigs,

big cape made out of
a garbage bag,

and I said to her, I said,

"Why did you pick Wonder Woman?"

You know what she said?

Cool bracelet, fights bad guys,

never has to get married.

(cheering)

Right. Is that before you went
on that trip to Cancun

for a week then didn’t come back
for two months?

You are right. You are right.

I started interning at a little
pottery shop

I stumbled onto.

I was very caught up in finding
myself back then.

But here I was, all along.

(clears throat)

So, um, speaking of
Wonder Woman,

uh, did you know that
the creator also invented the polygraph?

(gasping)
- No!

Yeah, yeah.

And a bit of a non sequitur,

he was also into bondage
and submission.

(laughing)
- Fascinating.

Gloria, are you married?
- Me?

Oh. No. I’ve never really
seen the point.

For me, it only became, um,
legal in 2005.

Respect. I am with you.

I mean, I love men.

And women.

But I wouldn’t want
to be married to any of ’em.

(laughing)
Am I right?

You are right!

This was a really,
really bad idea.

Kelly, relax.

Live a little, forgive a little.

She’s not the same person
she was when we were kids.

Why don’t you take five minutes
to find that out for yourself.

(sighs)

Are you sure she’s not
going to mind?

Yeah, Kelly said, "Bring Ro".

And then she said my friends
are her friends.

You know, Ro,
and your friends are my friends,

so guess what?
That makes all of us friends.

Ro thinks I spend too much
time talking to fish

and not enough time talking
to humans, so.

I do think that.

Your friends like tequila?

Who doesn’t?

(buzzing)

I appreciate you inviting her.

I’m the only person she has
in the world and it’s just...

It’s a lot sometimes.
- Oh my gosh, no problem.

Let’s get in there
and have some fun.

Alright.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

(overlapping chatter)

- Hi.
- Hello!

Ah! Welcome!

Come on! Come in.

Jenn, don’t be shy.
Come on.

Kelly, oh my God. Congratulations.

It’s so great,
I’m so happy for you.

Oh, thank you so much, Ro.

Bit last minute, but so glad
you could make it.

I’m sorry, you are?
- Jenn.

Diamante. We were having
a taco night

and then the next thing I know,
here we are.

Is that Prometida tequila?

Yes, ma’am, my favourite.
You wanna do shots with me?

Please, yes.

(laughing)
- Oh my gosh,

I feel that headache
coming on.

Uh, these are my bosses.
This is Ro Wells.

Uh, she works with Steve
at the firm.

Tonight, I’m here celebrating
friendship.

- Oh, isn’t that nice?
- Okay, let me get you a drink.

Yes, friend. Please.

So you’re the friend
that works in the aquarium store, right?

- That’s me.
- Is there a lot of money

in that line of business, or...

(chuckling)
- Why?

You looking to switch careers?

Hey, it’s always
a possibility, right?

What?

Your job’s way more exciting
than mine,

busting big, bad, drug dealers.

Sounds more fun than it is.

You know, most drug dealers
are just people

who ended up on the wrong path.

That’s very compassionate
of you.

Not a typical cop,
I take it.

No.

I try not to be.
- Stop! No! Wait!

Halt for me, me... I join.

Okay, here we go.

Thank you.
(sighs)

Alright!
- Ladies.

Uh-uh-uh.

Uh.

Mm.

- Mm.
- Uh--

Mm...

That’ll get
the party started. Mm.

I’ll go share them around.

My eyes are watering.

Ugh.

Did you get anything out of her?

No. I’m still feeling her out.

Plus, I am grateful
for anything to distract me

from the guest
I was surprised with.

What happened?
Did Tueli invite her mother?

No, Adriana brought mine.

That’s your mother?
- Yes, that’s mine.

(soft music)

(soft groaning)

Whoa.

(sighs)

Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

Oh no.

Oh no, buddy.

Buddy.

I gave you too much.

Yeah.

You’re doing the zombie thing.

Relax. Relax...

It’ll pass.

Guess what?

I’m leaving town.

Costa Rica is awesome, hm?

Maybe a little obvious.

Yeah, maybe Ecuador?

Panama?

Tree house in the forest,
hunker down and just...

Makes you sharp--
- I see you.

You can see things.

I... see you.

I see you.

Hey Naz.

Easy, Naz. Watch out, Naz.
check it out.

I got a vision, Naz.
- Don’t.

(chuckles)
- Trust me.

Don’t!

(chuckling)

See?

It’s making
the real you come out.

You’re strong.

You’re tough.

I don’t like this, Jake.

I don’t like this at all.

It’s okay, man. It’s okay.

Now listen. I gotta get this
for posterity.

(chuckling)

Hi, Nazeer,

off his head
on Purple Rain.

Stop! Stop!

Your cop pals
are gonna love it.

(laughing)
- Biggest cocaine arrest

in Canadian history,
the mastermind right here,

this woman right here.

Oh, come on now,
it was nothing.

Look, it was just five guys
sitting around

picking their asses.

All it took is one woman
with an opinion.

A big opinion.
- Well--

Yeah.

- How much product?
- Ooh. How much product.

I’ve seen the wire,
I know the lingo.

Oh, come on, Ro,
you must have defended

big drug dealers before.

You know I don’t
kiss and tell.

But if you women had
a hand in bringing them down,

there’s no way I would have
stood a chance

at getting them off.
- Well, that’s funny,

because you got a crackerjack
lawyer at your firm

who found a way to get
our whole case thrown out.

Oh, that case was yours?

Oh, what law school? I’m
thinking of going to law school.

Oh, what about policing?

You know, I thought
about policing,

but not now that I have a baby.
- Why not?

(overlapping chatter)
- She’s a mother--

Okay, you know what?
Let’s not forget why we’re here,

to cheers, Kelly.

Congratulations on your
not so very secret engagement.

(cheering)

Okay, okay. I would like to--

Oh, I love this song! Ugh!

(laughing)

I cannot hear this song
and not move!

Mom, we can’t talk
when the music is so loud.

Then don’t talk, dance.
Come on!

(cheering)

(overlapping chatter)

(hip-hop music)

(grunting)

(screaming)

(panting)

Whoa, so cute.

It’s a goby fish.

I got it with Jenn.
We were what, 16?

- Mm-hmm.
- She’s the goby, not me.

- Show me yours.
- Ugh, no. That’s okay.

She’s the pistol shrimp.
They’re best buddies.

Like, symbiotic?

(both): Mutualistic.

Jinx, buy me a Coke.

Show your tattoo. Do it.
- Ugh.

Yeah, mutualism is the highest
form of symbiosis

because, um, well, it’s...

Both parties’ benefit.

Goby and the shrimp,
they bond as juveniles

and then they stay together
their entire lives.

Just like me and Jenn.

(knocking)

I’ll get it.

Yeah, thank you.

- I’m here.
- Yes, please.

- I have new--
- No, I know...

- Purple Rain--
- No, shh, stop,

’cause we have to do it
in there. Okay? Oh, God.

I’m here with new information
on the Purple Rain case.

- What are you doing?
- It’s about the informant.

I don’t care, not at my
engagement party, give me this!

Put it on my desk upstairs
and deal with it later, come on.

(indistinct chatter)

I gotta get her home,
she’s had way too much tequila.

I’m gonna throw up.
- Wow.

Okay. Uh, where’s your bathroom?

There’s one that way
or upstairs, please.

I’m just gonna take
her upstairs

because this is already
embarrassing enough,

you don’t need to see her
hurl her guts.

Come on. There you go,
there you go.

What are you two guys up to?

(both): What are you
talking about?

I am not ready
to shut this night down,

- That’s a good idea!
- Tomorrow is another day.

Excelsior!

Come on!

My baby...

Mm, my baby.
- Yeah.

- Bye.
- Bye.

That woman was out of my life.

She’s your mother, she’s
always gonna be in your life.

Thank you. I love you.

Say hi to my baby.

Okay. That... that was a lot.

Uh, Kelly, bravo.

Sam, I love you.

And Tequila Sheila, the Uber’s
on the way, we’re gonna go.

Good luck with your drug busts
and your gang detangling.

Good luck dismantling
the coral reefs of the world.

Brush your teeth.
- Shall we?

Let’s do this.
- Let’s do it.

Wow.

I guess Jenn sobered up
pretty quickly

when we weren’t
watching her, huh?

You okay?

I just feel really stupid.

I really liked Ro.

She kind of made me feel like
less of a weirdo.

- Mm.
- Kell, what’s wrong with me?

What?

Like, when will I ever learn?

What are you supposed
to learn? Hmm?

To never let anyone in?
To always have your walls up?

No, honey, that’s no good.
Come here.

You should take
your own advice.

Your mom...

She’s not so bad.

Yeah.

Maybe.

(soft music)

(grunting)

(panting)

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