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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,170 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,000 [train whistle toots] 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,297 [train whistle toots] 4 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,775 Oops. 5 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,821 Dad! 6 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm outside, Emma! 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,448 I'm outside, Emma! 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,532 I thought we agreed 9 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,118 to unpack the important stuff first? 10 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,000 You know, the stuff we need to survive the harsh winter? 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,205 You know, the stuff we need to survive the harsh winter? 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,000 Microwave, TV, toilet paper? 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,876 Microwave, TV, toilet paper? 14 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:43,793 [groans] 15 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,880 Stop eye-balling me, elf. 16 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,000 [toy squeaks and giggles] 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,214 [toy squeaks and giggles] 18 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,883 Yay, Christmas! 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,724 [muttering] 20 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,000 Uh, maybe we should just hang a wreath on the door? 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,311 Uh, maybe we should just hang a wreath on the door? 22 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,729 Ah, my sweet child. 23 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,231 Potkins do not simply hang a wreath. 24 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,000 It's go big or go home. 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,357 It's go big or go home. 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,026 I like the "go home" part. 27 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,027 [sighs] 28 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,195 Come on, Em. 29 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,000 This is a fresh start to our fresh start. 30 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,071 This is a fresh start to our fresh start. 31 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,114 New job. 32 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,282 New 'hood. 33 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,325 We gotta do this right. 34 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,367 You should help. 35 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,285 Get your Christmas on. 36 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,000 You can untangle me! 37 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,578 You can untangle me! 38 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,915 As amazing as that sounds, I'm missing a box. 39 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,416 A crazy important one. 40 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,000 It's labeled "crazy important"? 41 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,084 It's labeled "crazy important"? 42 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,211 Check my office. 43 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,129 I left a bunch of unopened stuff in there. 44 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,255 And I was serious, 45 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,000 please untangle me? 46 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,423 please untangle me? 47 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,133 ♪ You'd better watch out ♪ 48 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,551 ♪ You'd better not cry ♪ 49 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,428 ♪ You'd better not pout ♪ 50 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,000 ♪ I'm tellin' you why ♪ 51 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,222 ♪ I'm tellin' you why ♪ 52 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,391 ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town... ♪ 53 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,000 Whoa, her house is phenomenal. 54 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,477 Whoa, her house is phenomenal. 55 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,729 ♪ He sees you when you're sleepin' ♪ 56 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,398 ♪ He knows when you're awake ♪ 57 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪ 58 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,485 ♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪ 59 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:53,613 ♪ So be good for goodness sake ♪ 60 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ You'd better watch out You'd better not cry... ♪ 61 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,323 ♪ You'd better watch out You'd better not cry... ♪ 62 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,867 We're gonna need more lights. 63 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,000 ♪ ...Tonight! ♪♪ 64 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,538 ♪ ...Tonight! ♪♪ 65 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,806 Any luck? 66 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,183 Uh, yup, all here. 67 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,000 Christmas is officially saved. 68 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,144 Christmas is officially saved. 69 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,188 Well, good. 70 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,000 Aw... 71 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,024 Aw... 72 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,235 the Potkins pajama photo. 73 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,361 [chuckling] You know, 74 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:35,864 your mother always picked those pajamas herself. 75 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:36,000 Yeah, she had a real gift for hideous. 76 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,157 Yeah, she had a real gift for hideous. 77 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,410 [laughs] She sure did. 78 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:44,998 Look at that one. 79 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,165 Adorbs. 80 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,333 What was that, five years ago? 81 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,000 Four. 82 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,626 Four. 83 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,337 And no one says "adorbs". 84 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,000 It's the last one we took. 85 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,382 It's the last one we took. 86 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,801 We should take this photo again. 87 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,553 The two of us? 88 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,000 Sorry, Dad, it's just not the same. 89 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,680 Sorry, Dad, it's just not the same. 90 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,807 Ah, come on, 91 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,768 I can photoshop in Uncle Charlie and Grandma. 92 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,000 Or the latest teen pop sensation 93 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,645 Or the latest teen pop sensation 94 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,898 whose name I'm not hip enough to know? 95 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,570 Hey... 96 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,000 It'll get easier, I promise. 97 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,740 It'll get easier, I promise. 98 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,950 Eventually, this will start to feel like home. 99 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,000 Not by tomorrow. 100 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,038 Not by tomorrow. 101 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,831 Not by Christmas. 102 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,880 [♪♪♪] 103 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,729 [laser zaps] 104 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,862 We have shrinkage! 105 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,000 This Christmas, 106 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,156 This Christmas, 107 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,574 I've incorporated 108 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,660 the shrinkage/de-shrinkage technology 109 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,995 that allows us to fit a world worth of toys 110 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,205 onto a single sled! 111 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,247 All we need 112 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,500 are these slick shades. 113 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,000 Just because you're stuffing stockings 114 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,627 Just because you're stuffing stockings 115 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,505 doesn't mean you can't look snowman cool. 116 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,715 Isn't that right, Commander Chill? 117 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:18,000 Just give me the goggles, Elfonso. 118 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,426 Just give me the goggles, Elfonso. 119 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,552 It's Christmas Eve. 120 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:22,929 My squad's on the clock. 121 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,000 Of course, the clock! 122 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,639 Of course, the clock! 123 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,684 Like all Elf-Tech, these babies are powered 124 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,143 by Christmas Magic. 125 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,938 Which means they only work on Christmas Eve. 126 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:35,108 Once the sun comes up on Christmas morning, 127 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:36,000 everything shuts down. 128 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,275 everything shuts down. 129 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,986 No shrinking, no unshrinking. 130 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,070 Nada. 131 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,197 [snaps fingers] 132 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,000 Got it. Let's go. 133 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,907 Got it. Let's go. 134 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,075 Wait! 135 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,660 You need to know how to unshrink the toys. 136 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,286 All right, talk fast, 137 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,000 and no model poses. 138 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,287 and no model poses. 139 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,163 It's simple. 140 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,832 This button, 141 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,041 right here. 142 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:52,959 [laser zaps] 143 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,000 Freeze ray! 144 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,377 Freeze ray! 145 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,920 My bad. 146 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:56,754 Uh, wrong button. 147 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,840 Just need to reverse the process. 148 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,000 [laser zaps] 149 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,008 [laser zaps] 150 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,219 Wowza! 151 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,804 The dreaded orange mohawk! 152 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,000 Oh, uh... [clearing throat] 153 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,681 Oh, uh... [clearing throat] 154 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,558 I must have programmed the buttons wrong. 155 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,019 Why do you always find the bugs during the demo? 156 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,000 Elfonso! 157 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,228 Elfonso! 158 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,146 You're gonna have to come with us. 159 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,147 Fix it in flight. Let's go-- 160 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,440 In flight? 161 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,608 Have you flipped your pointy-hat? 162 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:18,000 I-I'm not field trained, I'm a tech-elf. 163 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,277 I-I'm not field trained, I'm a tech-elf. 164 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,695 You're the Chief Tech-Elf! 165 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,280 Nobody knows this stuff better than you. 166 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,000 You can swap out with one of my elf commandos, okay? 167 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,158 You can swap out with one of my elf commandos, okay? 168 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,034 Come on. 169 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,453 But I've never left the North Pole, 170 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,000 or even seen a normal-sized kid, 171 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,830 or even seen a normal-sized kid, 172 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,373 or their hideous rounded ears. 173 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,332 [shuddering] 174 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,751 Get it together, elf! 175 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,000 We need you on that sled. 176 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,837 We need you on that sled. 177 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,339 Christmas is depending on you. 178 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,382 [slaps shoulder] 179 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,000 [snaps fingers] It's go time! 180 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,341 [snaps fingers] It's go time! 181 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,220 [exhaling nervously] 182 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,388 Okay... 183 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,144 [novelty car horn honks outside] 184 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,000 They came! 185 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,187 They came! 186 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,271 They actually came! 187 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,066 Emma! Emma? 188 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,000 What? 189 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,026 What? 190 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,528 Did the neighbor's lights start a fire? 191 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,530 I know you miss the old house. 192 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,865 And this Christmas seems a little lonely 193 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:06,000 without the extended family. 194 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,241 without the extended family. 195 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,493 Father... 196 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,203 what shady thing are you up to? 197 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,621 No shade. 198 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,000 Santa's work. 199 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,705 Santa's work. 200 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,707 A little Christmas surprise. 201 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,958 Since we can't be there 202 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,877 for the annual Potkins' shin-dig, 203 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,000 I decided to bring some family to us. 204 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,713 I decided to bring some family to us. 205 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,007 [gasps] Is it Grandma? 206 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,000 Or Aunt Cicely? 207 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,383 Or Aunt Cicely? 208 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,510 Oh, the Prizapelly twins! 209 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,095 Please say the Prizapelly twins! 210 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,304 No, uh... 211 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,000 They're all too far away, 212 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,890 They're all too far away, 213 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:34,685 so... I found our closest living relatives. 214 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,898 There's a Monster Truck in our driveway. 215 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,000 And it's bouncing. 216 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,902 And it's bouncing. 217 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,278 We've never actually met them, 218 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,655 but we know them, 219 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,864 by their reputation. 220 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,000 No... 221 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,699 No... 222 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,410 You can't mean... 223 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,371 the Farkleys? 224 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,000 I'm sure they're not as bad as the urban legend suggests. 225 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,083 I'm sure they're not as bad as the urban legend suggests. 226 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,251 [doorbell rings] 227 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,877 So they didn't blow up Uncle Ted's station wagon 228 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:00,000 on the Fourth of July? 229 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,212 on the Fourth of July? 230 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,756 Or toilet paper the White House on Halloween? 231 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,000 Or sink that cruise ship on Talk Like a Pirate Day? 232 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,051 Or sink that cruise ship on Talk Like a Pirate Day? 233 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,219 [laughs] 234 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,638 Those crazy Farkleys. 235 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,000 Look, it'll be fun. 236 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,057 Look, it'll be fun. 237 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,725 Just don't turn your back on them, 238 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:15,852 and hide the forks. 239 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,772 [bag thuds heavily] 240 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:24,000 Seasons greetings, Potkins! 241 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,026 Seasons greetings, Potkins! 242 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,153 Barkley Farkley. 243 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,070 Here's a fruitcake! 244 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,073 Might want to re-gift that. 245 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:35,872 [cake thunks solidly] 246 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:36,000 [Barkley's mom calls]: Merry Christmas, baby! 247 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,957 [Barkley's mom calls]: Merry Christmas, baby! 248 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,334 Be good! 249 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,000 Daddy and I love ya! 250 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,336 Daddy and I love ya! 251 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,713 [tires squealing] 252 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,839 Your parents, 253 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,007 they're not staying? 254 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:46,883 Nope. 255 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,000 They're off to Peoria. 256 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,426 They're off to Peoria. 257 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,844 There's a Monster Truck Rally on 258 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,597 [imitating hype ad]: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 259 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,000 But today is Friday! Friday! Friday! 260 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,433 But today is Friday! Friday! Friday! 261 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:56,559 Which gives us 262 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,312 plenty of family bonding time. 263 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:00,000 [sniffing] 264 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,439 [sniffing] 265 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,775 Uh... I'm not sure what's happening. 266 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,000 She's your cousin. 267 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,194 She's your cousin. 268 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,111 Fourth Cousin, 269 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,362 thrice removed. 270 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,906 [sniffing] 271 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,000 [whispering] I can smell the resemblance. 272 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,492 [whispering] I can smell the resemblance. 273 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,411 We should hang some stockings. 274 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,000 On what? 275 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,122 On what? 276 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,833 We don't even have a fireplace. 277 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,043 Oh, don't we? 278 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,000 It's not even moving. 279 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,588 It's not even moving. 280 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,672 And... 281 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,632 I got some fancy Christmas duct tape 282 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:28,841 to put them up. 283 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,000 Oh, no, you don't! 284 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,009 Oh, no, you don't! 285 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,096 Mom hand-made this stocking for me. 286 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,000 You don't just duct-tape it to some television. 287 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,391 You don't just duct-tape it to some television. 288 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,517 We could superglue it. 289 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,000 Well, since stockings are out, 290 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,605 Well, since stockings are out, 291 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,690 let's at least get ready for the annual 292 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,000 Christmas PJ picture extravaganza! 293 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,778 Christmas PJ picture extravaganza! 294 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,947 [laughs in triumph] Ha ha! 295 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,000 Whoa, freaky. 296 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,283 Whoa, freaky. 297 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,993 I'm in! 298 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:56,994 I'm out. 299 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,583 So... 300 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,960 you got any chestnuts? 301 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,797 [sighs] 302 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,392 [sighs] 303 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,000 [spooky music cue plays] 304 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,147 [spooky music cue plays] 305 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,405 Uh... 306 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,572 what is happening right now? 307 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,000 I'm new to the whole Christmas Eve sleep-over thing. 308 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,534 I'm new to the whole Christmas Eve sleep-over thing. 309 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,952 Should we be doing something? 310 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,161 Oh, a burping contest. 311 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,663 No, no, no, that's not neces-- 312 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,000 [expels an extended burp] 313 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 [expels an extended burp] 314 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,465 [finishes burp] 315 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,000 Not Christmassy enough? 316 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,594 Not Christmassy enough? 317 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,762 I mean, I can do "Jingle Bells." 318 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,222 Oh, no, no, no! 319 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,765 Just sleep. 320 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,000 You know sleep, right? 321 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,183 You know sleep, right? 322 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,060 Do that. 323 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:09,066 [turns on tape of loud yodeling] 324 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,000 [whispering] Helps me sleep. 325 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,404 [whispering] Helps me sleep. 326 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,156 [yodeling blasts] 327 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,000 [descending scream from outside] 328 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,623 [descending scream from outside] 329 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,959 [body thuds] 330 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,586 [groaning in pain] 331 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,923 [groaning] 332 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,926 Sorry, sir. 333 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,596 [incoming call chimes, "Jingle Bells" tune] 334 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,348 Elfonso! 335 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,932 Are you okay? 336 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,392 Can you even talk? 337 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,769 No permanent damage. 338 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,395 Santa broke the fall. 339 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,000 You're supposed to use the parachute. 340 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,856 You're supposed to use the parachute. 341 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,733 Kinda hard to pull the cord with my eyes closed 342 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,817 and all the screaming. 343 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,152 Just deliver your toys 344 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,000 and meet back at the rendezvous point! 345 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,904 and meet back at the rendezvous point! 346 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,447 It's go time! 347 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,574 Commander Chill out! 348 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,914 Who builds a house without a chimney? 349 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,000 Gonna have to do this the hard way. 350 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Gonna have to do this the hard way. 351 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,044 [roaring] 352 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,466 [wincing] Christmas is hard... 353 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:18,000 Did you hear that? 354 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,388 Did you hear that? 355 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,722 Barkley? 356 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,000 [screams] 357 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,934 [screams] 358 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,000 My stocking! 359 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,356 My stocking! 360 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,283 What are you doing? 361 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,000 You know, 362 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,743 You know, 363 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,995 just binge-watching some fireplace TV. 364 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,205 No spoilers. 365 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,044 My stocking will not be hung from a Plasma Screen. 366 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129 I have standards! 367 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,135 Oof! 368 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,687 [whispering] It's a-- 369 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,771 Lawn gnome. 370 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,000 I knew they'd rise up and attack. 371 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,565 I knew they'd rise up and attack. 372 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,150 The signs were there. 373 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,443 --Elf! 374 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,000 Aren't they supposed to be shorter, though? 375 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,821 Aren't they supposed to be shorter, though? 376 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,365 That's an awful stereotype. 377 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,586 [sighing with satisfaction] 378 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,000 Piece of cake. 379 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,255 Piece of cake. 380 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,549 [chuckles] 381 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,675 [laser zaps] 382 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,218 [yelps] Ah! Missed! 383 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,556 Sweet Gingerbread! 384 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,308 [wood splintering] 385 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,000 Not again! 386 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,434 Not again! 387 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,269 Okay, I'll just shrink you back to normal. 388 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,438 You got this, Elfonso, you got this. 389 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,439 Please work, please! 390 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,360 Too small! 391 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,489 Oh, it's stuck! 392 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,825 What is happening! 393 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:06,000 This is a disaster! 394 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,744 This is a disaster! 395 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,921 Run! 396 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:17,838 I can fix this. 397 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,000 [laser zapping] 398 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,797 [laser zapping] 399 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,634 [screaming] 400 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,805 [together]: We're alive! 401 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,057 We're alive! 402 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,000 [together]: Wait, what just happened? 403 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,601 [together]: Wait, what just happened? 404 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,812 And why are there two giant Viking ships 405 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,898 in your living room? 406 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,000 Those aren't ships. 407 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,942 Those aren't ships. 408 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,318 They're shoes! 409 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,950 [Elfonso gasping in panic] 410 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,493 Elf-zilla! 411 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,414 Kids! 412 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,499 I saw kids! 413 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,000 Curvy-eared freaks. 414 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,293 Curvy-eared freaks. 415 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,962 You're seeing things, Elfonso. 416 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,000 It must be the hologram feature. 417 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,589 It must be the hologram feature. 418 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,674 Yeah. 419 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,890 You saved my life. 420 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,000 You did like my burping! 421 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,601 You did like my burping! 422 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,188 No... 423 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,000 No, this is not happening. 424 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,275 No, this is not happening. 425 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,027 Okay, not a hugger. 426 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:22,945 I get it. 427 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,000 I'll send you a thank you note. 428 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,363 I'll send you a thank you note. 429 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,948 Or a pet snake. [clicks tongue] 430 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,616 Please, no snake! It's all good. 431 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,000 What is this place? 432 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,328 What is this place? 433 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,000 [gasping in awe]: Gift heaven. 434 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,840 [gasping in awe]: Gift heaven. 435 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,300 [Mr. Potkins calls]: Emma! 436 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,759 [gasping in fright] 437 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,891 Emma? 438 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,395 Barkley Farkley? 439 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,481 I thought I heard a noise. 440 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,241 [wind gusting through window] 441 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,752 Hmm. 442 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,587 No more eggnog before bed. 443 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,508 [Elfonso panting in fright] 444 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,931 [yelping and jostling] 445 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,648 [yelping] 446 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,654 Stupid elf! 447 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,000 You never get caught! 448 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,072 You never get caught! 449 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,032 That's the first rule of elf club! 450 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:01,877 Barkley? 451 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,714 Barkley? 452 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,000 I think I swallowed a doll head. 453 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,972 I think I swallowed a doll head. 454 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,978 [incoming call chimes, "Jingle Bells" tune] 455 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,063 Chill! 456 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,356 Thank Gumdrops you called! 457 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,732 I'm way out of my league here. 458 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,000 This is worse than the Frosty Meltdown of '66. 459 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,568 This is worse than the Frosty Meltdown of '66. 460 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,904 Elfonso, why aren't you wearing your goggles? 461 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,000 Goggles... 462 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,031 Goggles... 463 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,282 Oh, no! 464 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,000 You need to find those goggles! 465 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,413 You need to find those goggles! 466 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,124 Without them, you can't unshrink anything! 467 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,375 [Elfonso]: They must be in here somewhere. 468 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,000 You're the one who warned us, 469 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,794 You're the one who warned us, 470 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:44,545 once the sun comes up, 471 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,713 Christmas magic goes away, 472 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,381 and they won't even work anymore! 473 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,000 Stop stressing me out! 474 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,007 Stop stressing me out! 475 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,342 Oh no... 476 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,844 Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! 477 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,886 I'll call you back. 478 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,682 Where are those stupid goggles? 479 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,934 [screaming] 480 00:16:59,017 --> 00:16:59,852 Incoming! 481 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,856 Stupid goggles! 482 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,399 [shrunken gifts clattering] 483 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,000 Okay, I went into my first house, 484 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,067 Okay, I went into my first house, 485 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,026 I zapped the snowglobe, 486 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:08,902 then that scary guy showed up, 487 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,612 and... 488 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,000 They must still be there! 489 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,615 They must still be there! 490 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,701 All right, Elfonso, 491 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,000 time to put on your big-boy stockings, 492 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,120 time to put on your big-boy stockings, 493 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,705 and find those goggles. 494 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,207 I just need a little elf-confidence. 495 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,417 [exhales bravely] 496 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,143 Oh, no... 497 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,228 Oh, no! 498 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,105 I've lost my fourth cousin. 499 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,399 Dad's going to kill me. 500 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,443 My-my stocking! 501 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,737 Where's my stocking? 502 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,655 Down here... 503 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:58,368 Look down, beneath the toys. 504 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,748 Getting warmer. 505 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,000 Jackpot. 506 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,002 Jackpot. 507 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,005 You can talk? 508 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,000 Is this like a Ghost of Christmas Past situation? 509 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,968 Is this like a Ghost of Christmas Past situation? 510 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,762 Look inside! 511 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,000 "To my favorite cuz, Love, Barkley." 512 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,108 "To my favorite cuz, Love, Barkley." 513 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,278 [Barkley in menacing voice]: What's in the box? 514 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,697 [laughing] That was good! 515 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,000 So good. 516 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,366 So good. 517 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,326 Merry Christmas, cuz. 518 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,702 We're walkie-buds! 519 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,745 Look down, 520 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,000 by the bench! 521 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,704 by the bench! 522 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,256 [Emma groans in frustration] 523 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,000 Aw, so cute. 524 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,341 Aw, so cute. 525 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,385 You look like a cricket. 526 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,804 A cute, little, angry cricket. 527 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,000 There's nothing cute about this! 528 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,973 There's nothing cute about this! 529 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,140 Or crickets. 530 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,433 We're trapped! 531 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,476 [musical fish ornament activates] 532 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,811 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 533 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,000 ♪ I n a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 534 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,437 ♪ I n a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 535 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,564 ♪ O'er the fields we go-- ♪ 536 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,607 Stop! How are you even a decoration? 537 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,000 ♪ --Giddy-up now! Dashing through the sn-- ♪ 538 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,317 ♪ --Giddy-up now! Dashing through the sn-- ♪ 539 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,194 Stupid fake fish. 540 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,529 We need Dad. 541 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,488 We have to get back to the house. 542 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,000 Ooh, that's a negative. 543 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,824 Ooh, that's a negative. 544 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,285 Your house is all the away on the other side of the street. 545 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,328 And at our current shrunken size, 546 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,000 we're a gazillion miles away. 547 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,163 we're a gazillion miles away. 548 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,540 It would take a week to walk there. 549 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,125 We don't have a week. 550 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,000 We need the elf's goggles to unshrink us, tonight. 551 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,419 We need the elf's goggles to unshrink us, tonight. 552 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,087 Maybe we can find a stamp, 553 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,130 mail ourselves. 554 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,464 Barkley, this is serious! 555 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,000 We're gonna be stuck like this! 556 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,341 We're gonna be stuck like this! 557 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,843 We'll be freaks! 558 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,137 We'll have to check into a roach motel, and... 559 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,305 and buy doll clothes! 560 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,000 Have you seen doll clothes? 561 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,306 Have you seen doll clothes? 562 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,348 They don't make cool doll clothes? 563 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,018 It'll be all flower dresses and overalls! 564 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,978 Okay, chill out, cuz. 565 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,146 We've got till sun-up. 566 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,648 Which is in exactly three hours and 15 minutes. 567 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,066 How do you know that? 568 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,000 Doesn't everybody? 569 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,068 Doesn't everybody? 570 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,612 Here, I'll set my stop-watch. 571 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,864 Let's see... 572 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,118 [throwing star lands, rattling] 573 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,001 Bingo! 574 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,000 Nice. 575 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,044 Nice. 576 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,380 And... 577 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,882 [countdown clock beeps] 578 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,469 Do you have anything in that fanny pack 579 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,262 that might actually help us? 580 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,000 Like a plan, maybe? 581 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,014 Like a plan, maybe? 582 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,015 I have a plan. 583 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,642 We hire ourselves out 584 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,143 to salvage loose change from sofas. 585 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,000 Or those keys that fall between the seats of cars. 586 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,230 Or those keys that fall between the seats of cars. 587 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,065 Anyway, we save up enough cash, 588 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,484 then hire a mad scientist to build a machine 589 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,000 that stretches our bones to full-size. 590 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,861 that stretches our bones to full-size. 591 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:38,737 Boo-yah! 592 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,573 [groans in exasperation] 593 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,000 I knew you'd dig it, cuz. 594 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,909 I knew you'd dig it, cuz. 595 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,077 [Emma groaning] 596 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,344 [grunting with effort] 597 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,846 Locked. 598 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,225 [doorbell rings] 599 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,000 [doorbell ringing] 600 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,689 [doorbell ringing] 601 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,000 Uh... who are you? 602 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,026 Uh... who are you? 603 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,613 ♪ Elf-A-Gram! ♪ 604 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,000 Man, talk about Christmas overload. 605 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,908 Man, talk about Christmas overload. 606 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,494 Okay, Emma, 607 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,000 it's up to you to find a way out of this mess. 608 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,330 it's up to you to find a way out of this mess. 609 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,209 There! 610 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,293 Barkley, are you seeing this? 611 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,000 Barkley? 612 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,878 Barkley? 613 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,000 Tell me 614 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,843 Tell me 615 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,345 you're not eating floor food. 616 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,000 Of course not, 617 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,640 Of course not, 618 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,933 that would be gross, 619 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,895 and violate the 10-second rule which I firmly abide by. 620 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,858 We're in my neighbor's house, 621 00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:58,984 and we need to get her attention. 622 00:21:59,067 --> 00:21:59,943 Copy that. 623 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,486 I could burrow under her toenail-- 624 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,738 No! 625 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,156 Not what I'm saying. 626 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,532 What's wrong with you? 627 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,000 I meant, something a little less... blech. 628 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,410 I meant, something a little less... blech. 629 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,494 Okay. 630 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,288 Copy that. Negative on the toenail. 631 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,000 Going with plan B. 632 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,330 Going with plan B. 633 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,166 I climb up, 634 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,167 crawl inside her head, 635 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,000 and kung fu an S.O.S. into her eardrum. 636 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,087 and kung fu an S.O.S. into her eardrum. 637 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,090 [sighing] 638 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,761 Who exactly should I thank 639 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,346 for sending me an "Elf-A-Gram" 640 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,597 at 2:00 in the morning? 641 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,000 Uh... secret admirer. 642 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,640 Uh... secret admirer. 643 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,267 Uh... need-to-know basis. 644 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:36,000 Huh... I could've sworn 645 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,105 Huh... I could've sworn 646 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,940 we moved the couch into this room. 647 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:39,775 Couch? 648 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,735 [chuckles] I don't think so. 649 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:43,779 What are you doing? 650 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,073 Looking for rat infestations. 651 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,000 It's part of your Elf-A-Gram signature service. 652 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,033 It's part of your Elf-A-Gram signature service. 653 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,534 Lucky you. 654 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,078 I should go wake the kids. 655 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,830 Kids? 656 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:54,000 You mean with the high voices, 657 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,123 You mean with the high voices, 658 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,541 and the diapers, and the messy rooms, 659 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,584 and the creepy little ears and stuff? 660 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,252 Sort of. 661 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,000 They're real? 662 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,962 They're real? 663 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,799 Off the ground! Now! Come on! 664 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,133 Let's go, off the ground. 665 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,000 Move, move, move! 666 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,259 Move, move, move! 667 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,219 [crunching underfoot] 668 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,512 [gasps in horror] 669 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,263 Oh, no! 670 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,000 What have I done? 671 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,057 What have I done? 672 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,769 Oh, no. 673 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,104 I can't look. Is it...? 674 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,000 I'm afraid so. 675 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,231 I'm afraid so. 676 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,357 A little person. 677 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,358 [gasping in despair] 678 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,400 It's okay. 679 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,819 We can glue its head back. 680 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,000 Glue its head? 681 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,570 Glue its head? 682 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,114 What kind of sick monster are you? 683 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,657 I've got others. 684 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,866 I can spare one. 685 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,079 [relieved] Oh! 686 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,000 It's just a Christmas Village figurine. 687 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,998 It's just a Christmas Village figurine. 688 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,252 Now, what are you doing still awake? 689 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,378 Santa's coming, and I would hate for you 690 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,000 to end up on the naughty list! 691 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,712 to end up on the naughty list! 692 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,965 Now, for the love of reindeer, 693 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,341 don't step on the ground! 694 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:47,425 You're gonna crush somebody! 695 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,011 I'll just see myself out. 696 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,223 I'll catch a cab back to the North Pole. 697 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,601 Here I go, leaving now. 698 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,186 Bye! 699 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,773 [stumbling and yelping] 700 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,775 [muttering] Stupid gingerbread man... 701 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,000 [novelty decoration giggles] Yay, Christmas! 702 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,111 [novelty decoration giggles] Yay, Christmas! 703 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,000 [whispering] Kids? 704 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,409 [whispering] Kids? 705 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,619 Are you there? 706 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,121 Kids! 707 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,958 Are you sure we shouldn't just sleep here? 708 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,711 I mean, these slippers look really comfortable. 709 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,000 Just wake her up. 710 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,129 Just wake her up. 711 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,255 But be gentle. 712 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,049 Don't want her squashing you like a bug. 713 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,301 Got it. 714 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:30,000 I got just the thing in here somewhere. 715 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,052 I got just the thing in here somewhere. 716 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,599 What's up with the whole fanny-pack anyway? 717 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:36,000 You must be talking about my utility belt. 718 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,351 You must be talking about my utility belt. 719 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,395 Why? You jelly? 720 00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:41,855 Uh, that's a definite "no". 721 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:42,000 Oh, I get it. 722 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,148 Oh, I get it. 723 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,942 I'd be jealous of the best Christmas gift ever, too. 724 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,736 Look... 725 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,000 my parentals have to get a little creative 726 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,863 my parentals have to get a little creative 727 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:50,739 with their gifts. 728 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:51,865 Truth is, 729 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,992 I'm usually flying solo on Christmas. 730 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,995 I've had these walkies for five years now. 731 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,164 Never had a friend to try them out with. 732 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,000 Till now. 733 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,415 Till now. 734 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,793 Ba-dang! 735 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,503 Here it is. 736 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,000 Uh... 737 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,421 Uh... 738 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:07,964 why do you have a tickling feather 739 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,466 in your fanny-pack? 740 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:12,000 Where else would you keep your tickling feather? 741 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,177 Where else would you keep your tickling feather? 742 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,013 [sighs bravely] 743 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,723 Gitchy-gitchy-goo! 744 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,000 Ah-gitchy-gitchy-goo! 745 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,808 Ah-gitchy-gitchy-goo! 746 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:22,979 Definitely a Christmas to forget... 747 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,000 Gitchy-gitchy-goo! Gitchy-gitchy-- 748 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,189 Gitchy-gitchy-goo! Gitchy-gitchy-- 749 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,273 Wait, 750 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,983 Why do you get the cute, sparkly walkie-talkie, 751 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,735 and mine is all, "Ten-hut!" 752 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,000 Oh... 753 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,028 Oh... 754 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,405 I just thought that the camo one was more your vibe. 755 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,949 You know, less girly-girl. 756 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,408 Since you're clearly going 757 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,000 for the whole "I'm super serious" thing. 758 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,536 for the whole "I'm super serious" thing. 759 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:39,454 Wait, what? 760 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:40,705 Me? 761 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,000 Uh... that is so not what I'm going for! 762 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,458 Uh... that is so not what I'm going for! 763 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,336 Oh, well, either way, the bedazzles match my eyes. 764 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:48,000 I think I need some radio-silence. 765 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,756 I think I need some radio-silence. 766 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,049 I should go off-radio, too. 767 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,718 These old lady dogs are pretty calloused. 768 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:54,000 It's time to double-feather. 769 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,221 It's time to double-feather. 770 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,520 Goochy-goochy-goo! 771 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,000 Come on, wake up. 772 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,232 Come on, wake up. 773 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,818 Ah-gitchy-gitchy-goo! Ah-gitchy-gitchy-goo! 774 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,000 [snoring] 775 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,279 [snoring] 776 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,000 [purring] 777 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:18,326 [purring] 778 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,705 Uh... Barkley? 779 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:22,622 We have a problem. 780 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,000 A big, furry, whiskered problem. 781 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,458 A big, furry, whiskered problem. 782 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,461 Did you hear me? 783 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,000 Turn your walkie back on! 784 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,297 Turn your walkie back on! 785 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:35,885 What up, cuz! 786 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:36,000 Behind you! 787 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,929 Behind you! 788 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,556 You need to run! 789 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,000 Go, girlfriend! 790 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,059 Go, girlfriend! 791 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,020 I mean, the moves are kinda whack, 792 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,604 but I like the funk. 793 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,000 ♪ Go shorty, go shorty ♪ 794 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,732 ♪ Go shorty, go shorty ♪ 795 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,358 ♪ Go, go, go, shorty ♪ 796 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,443 Run! 797 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,485 It's behind you! 798 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,447 ♪ Go, shorty ♪ 799 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,364 ♪ Go, go-- ♪ 800 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,532 Look behind you! 801 00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:00,000 ♪ Go, shorty, go, shorty ♪ 802 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,035 ♪ Go, shorty, go, shorty ♪ 803 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,828 ♪ Go, shorty go, shorty... ♪ 804 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:02,746 Move! 805 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,000 Behind you! 806 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,374 Behind you! 807 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:11,046 [cat purring] 808 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,719 [cat grumbles] 809 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:18,000 [screams] 810 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,471 [screams] 811 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,181 [scream echoing] 812 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:24,000 [snoring] 813 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,268 [snoring] 814 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:27,520 [meows grumpily] 815 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,481 There's a giant cat-monster down here! 816 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,000 Why didn't you warn me? 817 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,316 Why didn't you warn me? 818 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,777 I was trying to! 819 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,320 He saw me dive under here. 820 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,000 You know what, I'm gonna make a break for it. 821 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,114 You know what, I'm gonna make a break for it. 822 00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:42,000 [screaming] 823 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,411 [screaming] 824 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,000 [Barkley meowing hopefully] 825 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,626 [Barkley meowing hopefully] 826 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,668 Meow! Meow! 827 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,628 What are you doing? 828 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,879 I speak cat! 829 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,000 I'm trying to reason with this thing. 830 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,339 I'm trying to reason with this thing. 831 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:55,090 [cat meows] 832 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,841 Nobody speaks cat! 833 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,842 [screams] 834 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,636 You're just making stupid sounds! 835 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:00,000 Keep running! 836 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,678 Keep running! 837 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,721 Yup! 838 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:02,680 Couldn't agree more. 839 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,642 [screaming] 840 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,000 [cat meowing] 841 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,102 [cat meowing] 842 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,105 [screams echoing] 843 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,000 Barkley, talk to me! 844 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,024 Barkley, talk to me! 845 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,111 Come out to the coast, have a few laughs. 846 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,992 It's okay! 847 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,000 Just stay where you are, you'll be safe. 848 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,702 Just stay where you are, you'll be safe. 849 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,037 [cat meowing] Safe? 850 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,872 It's cardboard! 851 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,000 [screaming] 852 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,583 [screaming] 853 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,586 Come on, kitty, 854 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:34,587 stop it! 855 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,259 This is only fun for one of us. 856 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,304 [screaming] 857 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,728 I think I'm gonna barf. 858 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,981 Barkley, stay in the tube. It's not safe. 859 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,000 Wowzers! 860 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,816 Wowzers! 861 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,152 That is totally going 862 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,236 in the new Christmas Tradition file. 863 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,000 Barkley! Furball, 12:00! 864 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,780 Barkley! Furball, 12:00! 865 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,408 [gasps] 866 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,702 Hey there, kitty kitty. 867 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:06,000 Look, I know you're angry. 868 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,745 Look, I know you're angry. 869 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,915 I'd be angry, too, if I had to wear that. 870 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,000 [cat snarling] 871 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,041 [cat snarling] 872 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,126 Run, Emma! 873 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,419 Get home! 874 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:17,589 Hang stockings and eat candy-canes in my honor. 875 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,000 [activates novelty singing fish] ♪ Dashing through the snow-- ♪ 876 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,929 [activates novelty singing fish] ♪ Dashing through the snow-- ♪ 877 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:25,847 [Emma calling] Hey! 878 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,973 Hey! 879 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,350 Yeah, that's right, over here! 880 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,000 Some real fine fish caroling goin' on up here! 881 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,270 Some real fine fish caroling goin' on up here! 882 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,397 ♪ Makin' spirits bright ♪ 883 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,523 [snarls] 884 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,000 [♪♪♪] 885 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,774 [♪♪♪] 886 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,443 Wait, no, no, no, no. 887 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,486 I just meant for you to look this way, 888 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,529 not actually come this way. 889 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,000 You... You see the difference, right? 890 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,781 You... You see the difference, right? 891 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:54,000 [binoculars clatter] 892 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,709 [binoculars clatter] 893 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:57,504 Good kitty... 894 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,966 She even decorates her kitty litter? 895 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,551 Oh, come on! 896 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:13,811 You're too high up! 897 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:14,979 Don't do it! 898 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,818 You're why cats have a bad name. 899 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:21,903 [growling] 900 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:23,821 Cannonball! 901 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,000 [walkie static] 902 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,078 [walkie static] 903 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,706 Well, that ribbon did absolutely nothing. 904 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:34,749 [object falling] 905 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,921 I stand corrected. 906 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,000 Hello? 907 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,006 Hello? 908 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,007 Little dudes? 909 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,008 Anyone in there? 910 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,594 If you can hear me, 911 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,000 go to the light. 912 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,347 go to the light. 913 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,849 Go to the light! 914 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:54,000 Cuz? 915 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,018 Cuz? 916 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,603 [static crackling] Cuz? 917 00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:57,855 Barkley? 918 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,190 Can you hear me? Cuz! 919 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,000 Barkley! 920 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,525 Barkley! 921 00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:01,442 Answer me! 922 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,111 [static crackling] Answer me! 923 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,821 Oh, come on, dead battery. 924 00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,000 Stupid bedazzled walkie! 925 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,489 Stupid bedazzled walkie! 926 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,622 [rousing, groggily] 927 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,792 Tinselpaws... 928 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,547 [sighs] 929 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,000 You know you're not supposed to be on the table. 930 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,258 You know you're not supposed to be on the table. 931 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:26,634 [cat meowing] 932 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,844 Help! 933 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,095 Look down here! 934 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:30,000 Play with your own toys. 935 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,055 Play with your own toys. 936 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,807 [sighs] 937 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:38,896 Oh, my word, 938 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,565 it's the middle of the night. 939 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,000 Timothy and the kids should have been here by now. 940 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,693 Timothy and the kids should have been here by now. 941 00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:44,777 [screams] 942 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,367 Where's my phone? 943 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,494 My phone... 944 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,834 Grandma again. 945 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,000 Must have fallen asleep. 946 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,836 Must have fallen asleep. 947 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:05,340 Um, you were supposed to be here hours ago. 948 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,000 Everything is ready. 949 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,716 Everything is ready. 950 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,093 I even have something extra special 951 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,429 for little Timmy Jr. 952 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,515 Please call me when you get this. 953 00:32:21,939 --> 00:32:22,940 [sighing] 954 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,000 [humming] 955 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,442 [humming] 956 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:27,654 What..? 957 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,617 Yes! 958 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,872 Tinselpaws... 959 00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:39,540 you understand. 960 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,959 After all these years. 961 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:42,960 I knew! 962 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,380 We have to record this, 963 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,090 for science! 964 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,000 I'll get the camera. 965 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,050 I'll get the camera. 966 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,552 Cat people. 967 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,000 [alert pings] 968 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,014 [alert pings] 969 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,558 Oh, no. 970 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,268 The sleigh is on the move. 971 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,000 It's my only chance for elf backup! 972 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,896 It's my only chance for elf backup! 973 00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:04,774 Children, I'll be back. 974 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,000 Remember, the microwave and the garbage disposal 975 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,318 Remember, the microwave and the garbage disposal 976 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,070 are not your friends. 977 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,617 Just touch the letters that spell your name. 978 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,285 Come on, you'll be famous. 979 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,000 They'll put you on the interwebs. 980 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,204 They'll put you on the interwebs. 981 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,164 [cooing] You can do it, 982 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,958 yes, you can... 983 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,000 [kissing and beckoning] 984 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:23,960 Come on! 985 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,340 Please, cuz, say something! 986 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,000 Anything! Grunt! 987 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,925 Anything! Grunt! 988 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,093 Scream! Yodel! 989 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,178 You know what, 990 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,388 I'm coming in there after you. 991 00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:36,000 You saved my fanny-pack back there, 992 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,224 You saved my fanny-pack back there, 993 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:39,517 the least I can do is-- 994 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,852 [inhaling bravely] 995 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,000 [groaning] Oh... 996 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,104 [groaning] Oh... 997 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,772 for the love of humanity, 998 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,733 what is she feeding this cat? 999 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,027 Oh... Oh, I'm sorry, cuz, 1000 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,446 I thought I was strong enough, 1001 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,322 but the smell... 1002 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,000 The smell. 1003 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,615 The smell. 1004 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,000 I didn't deserve you. 1005 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,621 I didn't deserve you. 1006 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,874 You were the best fourth cousin I ever had. 1007 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,626 We didn't know each other for long, 1008 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:06,000 but the times we had? 1009 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,129 but the times we had? 1010 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,131 Good times. 1011 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,761 [clears throat] 1012 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,000 You're alive! 1013 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,848 You're alive! 1014 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,000 And you smell like a cat toilet. 1015 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,979 And you smell like a cat toilet. 1016 00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,564 Well, hold your nose. 1017 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:29,859 We've got a table to climb. 1018 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,071 [gasping with effort] 1019 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,200 See? 1020 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,451 The cat-lady's phone is on the desk. 1021 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,535 We can call for help. 1022 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:40,745 Okay, well, we better hurry, 1023 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,000 because we have less than two hours left-- 1024 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,081 because we have less than two hours left-- 1025 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,250 Whoa... 1026 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,000 Candy! 1027 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,169 Candy! 1028 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,547 Sweet monster-sized candy! 1029 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Barkley... 1030 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:54,000 stop acting like Barkley@ 1031 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,593 stop acting like Barkley@ 1032 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,261 We're on a mission. 1033 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,096 Oh... 1034 00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:01,432 Mayday! 1035 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:02,475 Mayday! 1036 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:04,644 Elf emergency alert! 1037 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,000 I can't find the sled. 1038 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,562 I can't find the sled. 1039 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:07,939 Does any elf copy? 1040 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,148 [incoming call chimes] 1041 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,149 Elfonso! 1042 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,734 You missed the rendezvous point! 1043 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:12,000 We had to take off! 1044 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,902 We had to take off! 1045 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,028 Don't go! 1046 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,780 I have a situation. 1047 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,573 And we've got stockings to stuff! 1048 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:18,000 You're gonna have to fix it on your own, kiddo. 1049 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,367 You're gonna have to fix it on your own, kiddo. 1050 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,244 On my own? 1051 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,704 I'm not trained for this! 1052 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,000 Whoa! Watch out for that plane! 1053 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,706 Whoa! Watch out for that plane! 1054 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,000 [forlornly] I'm not trained for anything... 1055 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,551 [forlornly] I'm not trained for anything... 1056 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,000 Huh, the grandkids. 1057 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,313 Huh, the grandkids. 1058 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,899 They do the whole pajama thing, too. 1059 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,000 I should've taken that picture. 1060 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,529 I should've taken that picture. 1061 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,281 We will. 1062 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,740 I promise. 1063 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,662 Uh... what are you doing? 1064 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,000 Gotta stretch out 1065 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,330 Gotta stretch out 1066 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:09,333 the old number-dialing legs. 1067 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,334 Barkley! 1068 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,000 Please stop making me roll my eyes. 1069 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,503 Please stop making me roll my eyes. 1070 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,671 I'm getting a migraine. 1071 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,508 Okay, uh... 1072 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,000 [beeps] 1073 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,676 [beeps] 1074 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,000 [beeping] 1075 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,181 [beeping] 1076 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,017 Okay, you hit the "6" and "8", and I'll hit "Call". 1077 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,101 Okay. 1078 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,398 [call ringing] 1079 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,693 [cell phone rings] 1080 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,532 Who is this? 1081 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,000 [low voice booming] It's the middle of the night! 1082 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,117 [low voice booming] It's the middle of the night! 1083 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,912 Uh... Dad! 1084 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,038 It's Emma! 1085 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,000 We need help! 1086 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,582 We need help! 1087 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,835 [high-pitched squeaking] 1088 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,000 Whoever this is... 1089 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,211 Whoever this is... 1090 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,964 [low voice booming] ...don't call here again. 1091 00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,258 Whoa! 1092 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,000 Okay then. 1093 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,217 Okay then. 1094 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,011 Uh... we'll send a text. 1095 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:03,012 An S-O-S. 1096 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:04,722 You jump on "S", and I'll jump on "O". 1097 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,000 But I want to do "O". 1098 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,057 But I want to do "O". 1099 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,058 What? 1100 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,142 [beeping] 1101 00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:11,020 Watch it, Tiny Tim! 1102 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:13,731 This is fun! 1103 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,607 I like this game. 1104 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:15,775 Barkley! 1105 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,985 Watch your feet! 1106 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,820 It should not be this difficult! 1107 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,532 Total butt dial! 1108 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,000 [text alert pings] 1109 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,201 [text alert pings] 1110 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:26,827 [groans] 1111 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:32,959 This just got weird. 1112 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,251 [groaning] 1113 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,586 Auto-correct! 1114 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,000 You are the bane of my existence! 1115 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,921 You are the bane of my existence! 1116 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:38,881 [incoming call ringing] 1117 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,000 Dad? 1118 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,927 Dad? 1119 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,012 Coming! 1120 00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,598 Hey! Look down! 1121 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:48,000 -Timothy? -Can you see me? 1122 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,266 -Timothy? -Can you see me? 1123 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:50,935 Are you on your way? 1124 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,603 You're still at the airport? 1125 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,000 I-I didn't realize the storm was that bad. 1126 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,941 I-I didn't realize the storm was that bad. 1127 00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,776 Well, it has to clear up soon. 1128 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,000 Everything's ready when you get here. 1129 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,654 Everything's ready when you get here. 1130 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,947 Okay. 1131 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,490 Bye-bye. 1132 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,000 [sighs sadly] 1133 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,369 [sighs sadly] 1134 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,000 It's okay, Tinselpaws. 1135 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,791 It's okay, Tinselpaws. 1136 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:16,335 They know how much this visit means to us. 1137 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,000 We just have to wait a little while longer. 1138 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,130 We just have to wait a little while longer. 1139 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:19,922 [sighs] 1140 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,049 I need some candy. 1141 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,387 And we need a new plan. 1142 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,014 Right, Barkley? 1143 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:31,976 Barkley, where are you? 1144 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,269 Mm... 1145 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,062 It's so good! 1146 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,941 Stop eating the calendar! 1147 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,317 I can't stop myself. 1148 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,110 It's so much yum. 1149 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,000 I've eaten my weight in sugar. 1150 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,987 I've eaten my weight in sugar. 1151 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:43,988 My cavities have cavities. 1152 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:47,491 My blood runs thick with chocolate. 1153 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,000 Uh...Barkley, this is bad. 1154 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,035 Uh...Barkley, this is bad. 1155 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,662 Old lady's eating her feelings. 1156 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,414 You've gotta get out of there. 1157 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:54,000 No! 1158 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,915 No! 1159 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,542 I won't leave my sweet babies! 1160 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,335 We could stay in the calendar, 1161 00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,754 and live the sweet life, 1162 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:00,000 the milk chocolatey life. 1163 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,381 the milk chocolatey life. 1164 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:06,000 I need some chocolate. 1165 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,093 I need some chocolate. 1166 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:08,596 She's coming. 1167 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,000 You have to get out of there. 1168 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,105 You have to get out of there. 1169 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:26,614 Barkley! 1170 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,122 She's gonna eat them all! 1171 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,000 You've got to get out of there! 1172 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,207 You've got to get out of there! 1173 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,750 Don't worry! 1174 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,919 I mean, how much chocolate can she eat? 1175 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,924 Chocolate-eating freak! 1176 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,884 This one's mine! 1177 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,000 [Barkley screaming] Whoa! 1178 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,136 [Barkley screaming] Whoa! 1179 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:54,000 Not the dentures, not the dentures! 1180 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,558 Not the dentures, not the dentures! 1181 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,685 Hey! 1182 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,230 Don't eat my cousin! 1183 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,000 Merry Christmas? 1184 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:12,535 Merry Christmas? 1185 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:14,245 [screams in horror] 1186 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:15,287 [screams] 1187 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,000 [screams reverberate] 1188 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,541 [screams reverberate] 1189 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:22,086 [sighs wearily] 1190 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:23,462 I guess a good night's sleep 1191 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:24,000 is something I'm not getting for Christmas. 1192 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,965 is something I'm not getting for Christmas. 1193 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,000 The snow's really coming down. 1194 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,183 The snow's really coming down. 1195 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,770 I bet it looks good against all the lights I put up. 1196 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,438 The girls should see this. 1197 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,000 Crazy cat lady! 1198 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,191 Crazy cat lady! 1199 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,734 Come back! 1200 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:48,000 You're our only hope! 1201 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,362 You're our only hope! 1202 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,408 Emma, look. 1203 00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:01,417 Wow. 1204 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,628 It's snowing. 1205 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,000 On Christmas Eve. 1206 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,256 On Christmas Eve. 1207 00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:08,257 [sighs] 1208 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,300 It's... 1209 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:10,843 ...beautiful. 1210 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,000 I mean, you can almost see 1211 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,011 I mean, you can almost see 1212 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,013 the individual flakes. 1213 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:22,563 My dad did a good job with those lights. 1214 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:30,000 [cuckoo clock chimes 3:00 a.m.] 1215 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,489 [cuckoo clock chimes 3:00 a.m.] 1216 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,116 Clock's ticking. 1217 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,000 What are we gonna do? 1218 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,118 What are we gonna do? 1219 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,000 I've got the most epic idea. 1220 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,169 I've got the most epic idea. 1221 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:46,670 Kids! 1222 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,000 You gotta see this! 1223 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,255 You gotta see this! 1224 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,674 It's like a winter wonderland. 1225 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,000 Kids? 1226 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,262 Kids? 1227 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:00,000 Yes, yes, an exterminator. 1228 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,310 Yes, yes, an exterminator. 1229 00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:02,686 Two of them! 1230 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,897 They were like tiny girls, 1231 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:05,898 only scary. 1232 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:06,000 Elves? 1233 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,317 Elves? 1234 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,610 [gasps] 1235 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,070 They were around the presents. 1236 00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,000 And one of them had a magic bag 1237 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,530 And one of them had a magic bag 1238 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,740 tied around its waist. 1239 00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,866 My cat saw them, too. 1240 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,000 He might be able to describe them better. 1241 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,744 He might be able to describe them better. 1242 00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,205 Hello? 1243 00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:22,706 Hello? 1244 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,000 [gasping] 1245 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,124 [gasping] 1246 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,710 No, no, no, no, no... 1247 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,632 Kids? 1248 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,469 Kids! 1249 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:36,000 Kids! 1250 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,470 Kids! 1251 00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:37,638 "Help"? 1252 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:41,225 You are here. 1253 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,000 Freeze! 1254 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:42,643 Freeze! 1255 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:44,728 Easy... 1256 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:46,897 Is that tree loaded? 1257 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:48,000 Maybe. 1258 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,857 Maybe. 1259 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,234 Who are you? 1260 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,235 Elfonso, 1261 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:53,904 the Elf... exterminator. 1262 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:54,000 I heard you had a little problem. 1263 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,364 I heard you had a little problem. 1264 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:59,910 A very, very little problem. 1265 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:00,000 Where did you see the elf infestation? 1266 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,745 Where did you see the elf infestation? 1267 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,580 The advent calendar. 1268 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:04,748 They were on my chocolate. 1269 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,000 Oh, no! 1270 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,917 Oh, no! 1271 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:10,045 Great Caesar's Snowballs! 1272 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,588 Are you in there, kids? 1273 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:12,000 Hang tight! 1274 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,548 Hang tight! 1275 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:13,924 I'll get some oatmeal and prune juice, 1276 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,009 and have you out in a few hours! 1277 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,927 [spluttering] 1278 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,000 I did not eat them. 1279 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,554 I did not eat them. 1280 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,514 I don't think. 1281 00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:23,851 My stomach has felt a little funny. 1282 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:24,000 Probably just nerves. 1283 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,436 Probably just nerves. 1284 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,938 Tonight has not turned out exactly as planned. 1285 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,231 Fear not! 1286 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,000 Elfonso, the great Elf, Gnome, and Leprechaun chaser 1287 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,443 Elfonso, the great Elf, Gnome, and Leprechaun chaser 1288 00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:33,360 is on the hunt. 1289 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,446 If they're here, I'll find them. 1290 00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:36,000 [drone activating] 1291 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,447 [drone activating] 1292 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,448 They can't escape my expert eye. 1293 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:42,000 Look out! 1294 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,245 Look out! 1295 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:44,872 [quad-copter whirring] 1296 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:48,000 [girls screaming] 1297 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,709 [girls screaming] 1298 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,129 It's them! 1299 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:54,000 They're... flying? 1300 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,173 They're... flying? 1301 00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:56,008 That copter was for my grandson! 1302 00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:57,009 Thieves! 1303 00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:58,635 Stop them! 1304 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,000 The remote. 1305 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,387 The remote. 1306 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,014 No! 1307 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:03,557 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1308 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,600 No! 1309 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:05,476 If you don't mind? 1310 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:06,000 Give it to me! 1311 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,560 Give it to me! 1312 00:44:06,643 --> 00:44:07,644 [arguing] 1313 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:08,687 No! 1314 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,000 Give it to me! Give it to me! 1315 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,442 Give it to me! Give it to me! 1316 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,278 [screaming] 1317 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,156 [arguing] 1318 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,324 Give me that! 1319 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:22,910 You can't! 1320 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,412 They'll crash! 1321 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,624 [screaming] 1322 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,251 [gasping] 1323 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:34,922 Elf ears... 1324 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:36,924 You're one of them! 1325 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:39,593 [screaming] 1326 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,891 [groaning] Christmas... still hard. 1327 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,645 Emma? 1328 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,939 Em? 1329 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,402 Emma? 1330 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,822 Where are you, Em? 1331 00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:00,000 [♪♪♪] 1332 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,032 [♪♪♪] 1333 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,462 My snot has turned to snow boogers. 1334 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:23,011 Well, that plan went bust. 1335 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,000 You think? 1336 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,054 You think? 1337 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,347 We're done. 1338 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,807 We'll never make it now. 1339 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,851 Don't worry, cuz. 1340 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:30,000 I got a plan. 1341 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,185 I got a plan. 1342 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,020 Two words, 1343 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:33,230 snowball... 1344 00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:34,189 cannon. 1345 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:35,774 Please stop. 1346 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:36,000 Wait, 1347 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,900 Wait, 1348 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,652 is "snowball cannon" three words? 1349 00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:39,820 Who cares? 1350 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:40,904 It's crazy! 1351 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,000 Like riding quad-copters, 1352 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,365 Like riding quad-copters, 1353 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,741 or wearing fanny-packs, 1354 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,076 or tickle-feathers. 1355 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,744 The only reason we're here 1356 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:48,000 is 'cause you wanted to hang my stocking 1357 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,830 is 'cause you wanted to hang my stocking 1358 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,373 from a DVR'd Fireplace! 1359 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:52,958 I just wanted to help. 1360 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,000 Well, stop, 1361 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,209 Well, stop, 1362 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:57,045 'cause your help isn't helpful. 1363 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,423 It's a disaster. 1364 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:04,386 It's no wonder you never had a walkie-talkie buddy. 1365 00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:18,000 You're right. 1366 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,776 You're right. 1367 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,653 I pushed too hard. 1368 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,000 I had to go full Barkley. 1369 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,448 I had to go full Barkley. 1370 00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:30,000 It's just that my parents are always on the move, 1371 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,204 It's just that my parents are always on the move, 1372 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:33,999 and I've never had a real Christmas, 1373 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:35,667 so I wanted this to be special. 1374 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,000 You know, with stockings hung by the chimney, 1375 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,962 You know, with stockings hung by the chimney, 1376 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:40,631 and presents under the tree, 1377 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,000 and family and friends. 1378 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,593 and family and friends. 1379 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,000 I've never even had a real friend. 1380 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,806 I've never even had a real friend. 1381 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,016 But when I met you, 1382 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:54,000 I thought that maybe... 1383 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,311 I thought that maybe... 1384 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:55,938 It's stupid. 1385 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,000 No, it's not stupid. 1386 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,568 No, it's not stupid. 1387 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,071 I'm just being a Grinch. 1388 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,450 I needed a friend, too. 1389 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,536 I never expected... 1390 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:12,000 this, exactly, but... 1391 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,956 this, exactly, but... 1392 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:15,332 it's growing on me. 1393 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,334 And not totally in a fungal way. 1394 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,000 [laughing] 1395 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,169 [laughing] 1396 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,000 I should've just hung my stocking 1397 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,093 I should've just hung my stocking 1398 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,594 from the stupid TV. 1399 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,972 It really is a great stocking. 1400 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,558 Mom made it. 1401 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,810 She rocked Christmas. 1402 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:35,978 Every year, 1403 00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:38,981 she got my dad these insanely hideous sweaters. 1404 00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,857 Itchy, disgusting ones. 1405 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,000 [chuckles] 1406 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,150 [chuckles] 1407 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,860 I got my dad one this year, 1408 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,154 for old times sake. 1409 00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,000 It's so gross. 1410 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,156 It's so gross. 1411 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,576 It's under the tree right now. 1412 00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:00,000 She loved Christmas so much. 1413 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,544 She loved Christmas so much. 1414 00:48:00,627 --> 00:48:04,673 It hasn't the same without her. 1415 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:10,721 Maybe not the same. 1416 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:12,000 But it doesn't mean it can't be good. 1417 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,056 But it doesn't mean it can't be good. 1418 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,897 You're right. 1419 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,482 It's Christmas, 1420 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,000 anything's possible! 1421 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,443 anything's possible! 1422 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:26,278 Especially with a friend who's got your back. 1423 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,000 I feel a heartfelt hug coming on. 1424 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:30,407 I feel a heartfelt hug coming on. 1425 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,409 And right back to full Barkley. 1426 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:34,161 Oh, you know you love it. 1427 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,245 Hey! 1428 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:36,000 [screaming] 1429 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,705 [screaming] 1430 00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:37,873 [wincing] 1431 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:39,207 You can hear us? 1432 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,667 [quietly] Elf ears. 1433 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,000 Upside, super-sensitive. 1434 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,669 Upside, super-sensitive. 1435 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,880 Downside, impossible to find earmuffs, 1436 00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:45,756 and headphones. 1437 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,549 The elf, he's talking to us. 1438 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:48,000 I'm really sorry 1439 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,634 I'm really sorry 1440 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,552 about the whole shrink-ray-snafu. 1441 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,971 Totally my bad. 1442 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:53,889 I'm a tech guy. 1443 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:54,000 I usually work behind the scenes. 1444 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,932 I usually work behind the scenes. 1445 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,060 I've never even been up this late on Christmas Eve. 1446 00:48:58,143 --> 00:49:00,000 We are so doomed. 1447 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,937 We are so doomed. 1448 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,939 But I am gonna Christmas-up, and save the day. 1449 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,000 We are going to your house to find my unshrinking goggles. 1450 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,777 We are going to your house to find my unshrinking goggles. 1451 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,697 Ah! Easy with the grip there, fella! 1452 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,000 Blech! Sweaty-hat-head! 1453 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,295 Blech! Sweaty-hat-head! 1454 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,963 Dude needs some serious conditioner. 1455 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,924 Yeah, but have you felt this elf skin? 1456 00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:29,966 So smooth. 1457 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,259 Like a baby. 1458 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:32,302 Stop moving! 1459 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,720 What, are you Irish dancing in there? 1460 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,013 You're making me itch. 1461 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,000 Again, conditioner. 1462 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,181 Again, conditioner. 1463 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,000 What are you doing? 1464 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,312 What are you doing? 1465 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:43,980 [yelps in fright] 1466 00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,651 How could you possibly have gotten here so fast? 1467 00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:48,000 You're like a granny ninja! 1468 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,319 You're like a granny ninja! 1469 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,570 See, Tinselpaws? 1470 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,030 I'm not crazy! 1471 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,281 I caught the elf! 1472 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:54,000 Now, where is my grandson's toy? 1473 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,326 Now, where is my grandson's toy? 1474 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,869 Toy? 1475 00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:00,000 Um... 1476 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,038 Um... 1477 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:01,581 Look! 1478 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:02,582 A flying reindeer! 1479 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,710 -Huh? -See ya! 1480 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:06,000 Stop! 1481 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,170 Stop! 1482 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,171 Kids! 1483 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,339 Run for the house! 1484 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,799 I'll distract her! 1485 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,344 [yelps] 1486 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,930 [growling and fuming] 1487 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:24,000 [gasping for air] 1488 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,314 [gasping for air] 1489 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:27,524 We should do something. 1490 00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:28,734 He's a big boy. 1491 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,000 Big enough to not be eaten by owls. 1492 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,527 Big enough to not be eaten by owls. 1493 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:31,528 [owl hoots overhead] 1494 00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:32,988 Unlike us! 1495 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,000 [screaming] 1496 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,408 [screaming] 1497 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,535 There you are, toy thieves! 1498 00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,412 She really is a granny ninja. 1499 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:42,000 [moaning in terror] Okay, uh... 1500 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,373 [moaning in terror] Okay, uh... 1501 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,041 I thought you elves 1502 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,668 were supposed to give presents, 1503 00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:47,961 not steal them. 1504 00:50:48,044 --> 00:50:49,671 That copter was a special surprise 1505 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:50,964 for my grandson. 1506 00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:51,923 I need it! 1507 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,717 Well, hopefully you got a gift receipt? 1508 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,000 [cell phone rings] 1509 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,886 [cell phone rings] 1510 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:00,000 Timmy! 1511 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,265 Timmy! 1512 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,559 Are you near the house? 1513 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:06,000 I had to take care of a few tiny things. 1514 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,355 I had to take care of a few tiny things. 1515 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,399 Closing the airport? 1516 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,567 For a little snow? 1517 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,000 But what about the food, 1518 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,110 But what about the food, 1519 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,236 the presents? 1520 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,238 A blizzard. 1521 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,949 I see. 1522 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,242 Well... 1523 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:23,580 maybe we'll see each other in the New Year. 1524 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:24,000 Or in the summer, 1525 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,832 Or in the summer, 1526 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,834 when the kids are off school. 1527 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,171 Love you. 1528 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:34,174 Hug my grandbabies for me. 1529 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:40,388 Well, 1530 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,000 I guess I won't be needing that copter after all. 1531 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,266 I guess I won't be needing that copter after all. 1532 00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,000 She's gonna be all alone. 1533 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,457 She's gonna be all alone. 1534 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,501 On Christmas. 1535 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,545 Come on, cuz. 1536 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:12,000 We got a mountain to climb. 1537 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,130 We got a mountain to climb. 1538 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,259 [♪♪♪] 1539 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,638 Let's Christmas! 1540 00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,390 Like a boss. 1541 00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,000 [♪♪♪] 1542 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,059 [♪♪♪] 1543 00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,280 So cold. 1544 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,073 I can't feel my eyeballs. 1545 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:42,000 We're so close. 1546 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,868 We're so close. 1547 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:47,706 Nothing is gonna stand between us and that window. 1548 00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:48,000 [toy elf laughs menacingly] 1549 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,332 [toy elf laughs menacingly] 1550 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,209 [spooky, low frequency playback] Yay Christmas! 1551 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,252 [screams] 1552 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,000 Sweet! Body-sledding! 1553 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,671 Sweet! Body-sledding! 1554 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,339 Whee! 1555 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,382 [crashing below] 1556 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:59,009 Let's do that again! 1557 00:52:59,092 --> 00:53:00,000 [Emma groans] We cannot be related. 1558 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,468 [Emma groans] We cannot be related. 1559 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:06,000 Tell me again 1560 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,641 Tell me again 1561 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:08,518 why we had to use the back window? 1562 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,895 I don't like the way 1563 00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:12,000 that elf eyeballs me, okay? 1564 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,397 that elf eyeballs me, okay? 1565 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,441 Point is, we're home. 1566 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:16,818 But not home free. 1567 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:18,000 Ten and a half minutes left! 1568 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,112 Ten and a half minutes left! 1569 00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:20,906 We need to find those goggles. 1570 00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:22,198 They had flashing lights on them.. 1571 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:23,241 look for those. 1572 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,000 This should help. 1573 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,492 This should help. 1574 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,869 [grunts with effort] 1575 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:29,831 How'd you do that? 1576 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:30,000 Atomic elbow-dropped the power strip. 1577 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,584 Atomic elbow-dropped the power strip. 1578 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:33,627 Look. 1579 00:53:39,674 --> 00:53:40,967 Yes. 1580 00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:48,000 From down here, 1581 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,934 From down here, 1582 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,227 this village looks really creepy. 1583 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,939 This place is gonna give me nightmares. 1584 00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:55,607 And I love nightmares. 1585 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:58,234 You're such a goof. 1586 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:00,000 You're her favorite aunt, 1587 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,404 You're her favorite aunt, 1588 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:02,572 I thought maybe 1589 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,991 she might be trying to head back home for Christmas. 1590 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,000 Yes, I've searched everywhere. 1591 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,994 Yes, I've searched everywhere. 1592 00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:12,000 I'll call you back. 1593 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,500 I'll call you back. 1594 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,257 All right, all we've gotta do 1595 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,093 is climb up the base of the tree 1596 00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:24,000 and crawl out onto one of the branches. 1597 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,387 and crawl out onto one of the branches. 1598 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,055 [power surges on] 1599 00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:28,515 [train horn tooting] 1600 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,000 Not me. 1601 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,231 Not me. 1602 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:37,983 For once. 1603 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:41,528 Emma? 1604 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:42,000 Barkley? 1605 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,779 Barkley? 1606 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:43,780 Dad! 1607 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:44,698 Come on, 1608 00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:46,783 we can't go back. 1609 00:54:46,866 --> 00:54:48,000 It's now or never! 1610 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,119 It's now or never! 1611 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:52,622 It's just like a videogame. 1612 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,000 An extremely dangerous videogame, 1613 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,125 An extremely dangerous videogame, 1614 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,420 where your only get one precious, fragile life, 1615 00:54:58,503 --> 00:54:59,421 and no savesies. 1616 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:01,965 That's your pep-talk? 1617 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,342 Yeah, it could really use a little bit more pep. 1618 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:05,552 I'll work on it. 1619 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:06,000 For next time. 1620 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,678 For next time. 1621 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:07,554 As if there'll be a next time-- 1622 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:08,555 Still not helping. 1623 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,186 [grunting with effort] 1624 00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:20,316 You call it. 1625 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,000 Now! 1626 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,035 Now! 1627 00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,375 What are you doing? 1628 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,461 I thought there was gonna to be a countdown. 1629 00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:40,211 Why? 1630 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:42,000 There's always a countdown! 1631 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,422 There's always a countdown! 1632 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:44,466 I can do this. 1633 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:46,217 Just going on instinct. 1634 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:56,853 No! 1635 00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:59,105 [train bells clanging] 1636 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:00,000 I'm alive. 1637 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,484 I'm alive. 1638 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:03,693 I'm alive, 1639 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,028 and I don't know how! 1640 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,740 You're also going the wrong way! 1641 00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:11,159 Open your eyes! 1642 00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:12,000 Whoops! My bad. 1643 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,162 Whoops! My bad. 1644 00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:18,000 [train horn blaring] 1645 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,750 [train horn blaring] 1646 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,467 [wincing] Ah, I can't watch. 1647 00:56:33,598 --> 00:56:35,558 I'm stuck! 1648 00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:36,000 Take your shoe off! 1649 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,518 Take your shoe off! 1650 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:40,480 Darn you, discount pleather. 1651 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,242 [horn blaring] 1652 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:54,000 This is gonna leave a mark. 1653 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,160 This is gonna leave a mark. 1654 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,000 [horn blaring] 1655 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,126 [horn blaring] 1656 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:06,000 Did I do that... 1657 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,756 Did I do that... 1658 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,925 with my mind? 1659 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:09,926 No, I did it. 1660 00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:11,636 With my hand. 1661 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:12,000 I just realized this thing was a train switch 1662 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,930 I just realized this thing was a train switch 1663 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,181 Oh. 1664 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:24,000 Tiny-peeps? 1665 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:24,858 Tiny-peeps? 1666 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:26,860 Are you in there? 1667 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,788 Let me guess, 1668 00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:39,873 another Elf-o-gram. 1669 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:47,630 Let's Christmas. 1670 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:48,000 Like a boss. 1671 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:48,840 Like a boss. 1672 00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,472 The kids are in here. 1673 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:57,473 The kids? 1674 00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,975 My kids? 1675 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:00,000 Where? 1676 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,185 Where? 1677 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:11,362 What are we gonna do when we reach the goggles? 1678 00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,000 I mean, our tiny fingers can't work the buttons. 1679 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,490 I mean, our tiny fingers can't work the buttons. 1680 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:15,200 You're right. 1681 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,826 We need to signal my dad. 1682 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,000 But... how? 1683 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,370 But... how? 1684 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:29,172 [ornament clattering] 1685 00:58:30,131 --> 00:58:31,257 [shatters] 1686 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:33,635 It's them. 1687 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,636 They're in the tree! 1688 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:38,514 The goggles! 1689 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,059 [groans, yelping] 1690 00:58:41,142 --> 00:58:42,000 [screams] 1691 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:42,936 [screams] 1692 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:46,522 [groaning] 1693 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:56,074 I'm slipping. 1694 00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:58,117 I think I can reach you. 1695 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,000 All you gotta do is grab my hand. 1696 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,870 All you gotta do is grab my hand. 1697 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:01,913 But your stocking! 1698 00:59:01,996 --> 00:59:04,916 It could be lost forever. 1699 00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:05,833 Barkley... 1700 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:08,962 it's okay. 1701 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,591 Is there going to be a countdown-- 1702 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:14,676 Now! 1703 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,940 Wow. 1704 00:59:29,023 --> 00:59:30,000 I can't believe that worked. 1705 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,441 I can't believe that worked. 1706 00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:33,653 I've got a really crazy idea. 1707 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,000 The ugly Christmas sweater? 1708 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:42,704 The ugly Christmas sweater? 1709 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:45,373 I mean, this is crazy, even for me. 1710 00:59:45,456 --> 00:59:46,833 I knew you'd dig it. 1711 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,000 It's been an honor Christmassing with you. 1712 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,085 It's been an honor Christmassing with you. 1713 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:52,630 [screaming] 1714 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,683 Saved by the sweater. 1715 01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:06,000 Aw, it itches so bad! 1716 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,395 Aw, it itches so bad! 1717 01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:09,939 Oh, scratch my face, scratch my face! 1718 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:11,816 [screaming] 1719 01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:18,000 Girls? 1720 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,531 Girls? 1721 01:00:18,614 --> 01:00:20,408 How is this possible? 1722 01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:22,368 Are you all right? 1723 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,833 Dad! 1724 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:29,959 40 seconds! 1725 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:33,087 We need to hurry! 1726 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,088 Back up! 1727 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,000 Dawn is coming! 1728 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,382 Dawn is coming! 1729 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:39,135 I can't watch! 1730 01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:40,136 Neither can I! 1731 01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:41,220 The sun! 1732 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,000 It's Christmas morning, we're out of time! 1733 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,514 It's Christmas morning, we're out of time! 1734 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:47,226 [laser zapping] 1735 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,000 [♪♪♪] 1736 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,729 [♪♪♪] 1737 01:00:59,947 --> 01:01:00,000 I feel taller. 1738 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,741 I feel taller. 1739 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,743 Hey, could you give me another zap? 1740 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:05,411 You know, give the old basketball career 1741 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,000 a little boost? 1742 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:06,412 a little boost? 1743 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:07,580 No problem! 1744 01:01:07,663 --> 01:01:08,831 Whoa! 1745 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,291 Stop while you're ahead. 1746 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,918 [sighing in relief] 1747 01:01:17,882 --> 01:01:18,000 If anything had happened to the two of you-- 1748 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,343 If anything had happened to the two of you-- 1749 01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:21,260 It's my fault. 1750 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,678 I'm sorry, Dad. 1751 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,000 I've been a total Emma-neezer Scrooge. 1752 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,264 I've been a total Emma-neezer Scrooge. 1753 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,016 I shouldn't have made you move here. 1754 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,352 Dad, it's just... 1755 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:30,000 different. 1756 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,311 different. 1757 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:33,356 But different can be good. 1758 01:01:33,439 --> 01:01:35,066 Different can be awesome. 1759 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,737 You know, there are actually gifts 1760 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:40,655 under here, too. 1761 01:01:40,738 --> 01:01:42,000 You might need a magnifying glass 1762 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,073 You might need a magnifying glass 1763 01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:43,491 and tweezers to open them. 1764 01:01:43,574 --> 01:01:44,826 I could zap them. 1765 01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:46,035 [together]: No! 1766 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:47,036 Whoa. 1767 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,000 Okay then. 1768 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,371 Okay then. 1769 01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:50,790 I guess it's yell-at-the-elf-day. 1770 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:52,166 Wait. 1771 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,543 The sun is up. 1772 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:54,000 Why do the goggles still have power? 1773 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,128 Why do the goggles still have power? 1774 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:56,421 [clatter of hooves on the roof] 1775 01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:58,172 [incoming call chimes, "Jingle Bells" tune] 1776 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,000 Chill! 1777 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,383 Chill! 1778 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:02,051 I let you down. 1779 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,886 Christmas Eve is over. 1780 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,221 Not everywhere. 1781 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:06,000 Hawaii, for example. 1782 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,056 Hawaii, for example. 1783 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,599 We still have a few hours on the clock. 1784 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:09,684 You invented this stuff. 1785 01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:10,893 How do you not know that? 1786 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:12,000 I've never field-tested, 1787 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:12,270 I've never field-tested, 1788 01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:13,312 We're on the roof. 1789 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:14,522 Get up here! 1790 01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:17,400 We've got a ton of toys to deliver to Maui. 1791 01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:18,000 And you are piloting the sled. 1792 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,485 And you are piloting the sled. 1793 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,030 Me? 1794 01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:24,000 For reals? 1795 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,407 For reals? 1796 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:25,741 Sled pilot? 1797 01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:28,619 It was gonna be a surprise. 1798 01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:30,000 For all the work you've done over the years. 1799 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,496 For all the work you've done over the years. 1800 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,582 We all bought crash helmets. 1801 01:02:32,665 --> 01:02:33,624 [laughs in delight] 1802 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,543 I'll be right there! 1803 01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:36,000 Ah, we did it, boys. 1804 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,045 Ah, we did it, boys. 1805 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:42,000 [voice breaking] I love the holidays. 1806 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:42,091 [voice breaking] I love the holidays. 1807 01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:45,428 Oh, hey, 1808 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:47,013 let's just, uh... 1809 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,000 keep this on the down-low, 1810 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,931 keep this on the down-low, 1811 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:50,266 okay? 1812 01:02:50,349 --> 01:02:51,934 What happens on Christmas 1813 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,227 stays on Christmas. 1814 01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:56,522 Aloha. 1815 01:03:04,238 --> 01:03:05,031 [thuds, groaning] 1816 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:09,035 [groans] Christmas remains hard! 1817 01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:12,000 He really needs to learn how to use the door. 1818 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:12,705 He really needs to learn how to use the door. 1819 01:03:12,788 --> 01:03:14,248 Mm-hmm. 1820 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,583 Should we open some presents? 1821 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,713 [doorbell rings] 1822 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,466 [gasps] Giant elves! 1823 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:24,000 Tinselpaws, attack! 1824 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,468 Tinselpaws, attack! 1825 01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:27,512 Wait! We come in peace! 1826 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:30,000 I'm your new neighbor, 1827 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,097 I'm your new neighbor, 1828 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:31,516 from across the street? 1829 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,643 We were wondering 1830 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,561 if you might want to come over 1831 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:36,000 and be part of our Christmas tradition? 1832 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,564 and be part of our Christmas tradition? 1833 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:41,943 You can bring your psychic cat. 1834 01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,000 [♪♪♪] 1835 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,243 [♪♪♪] 1836 01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:59,794 Ah, a microscope. 1837 01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:00,000 Maybe now I can find our couch. 1838 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,338 Maybe now I can find our couch. 1839 01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:04,840 [laughing] 1840 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:05,925 Oh. 1841 01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:08,344 Hey, this one's for us. 1842 01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:09,971 "From Elfonso. 1843 01:04:10,054 --> 01:04:11,681 "It was stuck to my shoe when I left, 1844 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:12,000 figured it was worth unshrinking." 1845 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,307 figured it was worth unshrinking." 1846 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:24,000 I think there's something underneath. 1847 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,235 I think there's something underneath. 1848 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,319 Oh. 1849 01:04:26,904 --> 01:04:27,780 [gasping] 1850 01:04:29,323 --> 01:04:30,000 Our walkies! 1851 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,117 Our walkies! 1852 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:40,418 And something for you. 1853 01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:41,544 What? 1854 01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:42,000 Maybe I'll open it. 1855 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,170 Maybe I'll open it. 1856 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,046 [chuckles] 1857 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,048 Oh, my... 1858 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:46,966 [chuckles] 1859 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,220 [gasping in awe] 1860 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,346 They're... 1861 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:58,185 ...glorious! 1862 01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:00,000 [sighing in delight] Oh..! 1863 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,062 [sighing in delight] Oh..! 1864 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,481 Tinselpaws... 1865 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:04,483 [cooing fondly] It's your color... 1866 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,000 Yes, indeed. 1867 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,360 Yes, indeed. 1868 01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:14,285 We should take a picture. 1869 01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:15,870 [shutter clicking] 1870 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:18,000 [all together]: Merry Christmas! 1871 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,332 [all together]: Merry Christmas! 1872 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:30,000 [♪♪♪] 1873 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,051 [♪♪♪] 110433