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Get the door. 13 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:49,176 [Doorbell] 14 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:52,485 - Hi. - What are you doing here, Teddy? 15 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,319 - Just hanging with my best buddy Eddie! 16 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,994 - Best buddy? I see us more as casual acquaintances. 17 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:00,033 - Ah! That's a good-looking sandwich you got there. You mind? 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,560 - Go ahead. Uh, look, Teddy, this really isn't a good time. 19 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:06,565 - Not a fan of the pop-in? - No, it's just Derek's home so-- 20 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:10,169 - Edwin, I forgot about pickles. You! 21 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:13,173 - Oh boy. - The kid who tied me up! 22 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:17,506 - Hey, hey, Derek! Listen, why don't you say we let bygones be bygones? 23 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,514 - You tied me up, 24 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,546 tormented me in my own house, 25 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,781 aided and abetted by your accomplice. Edwin! 26 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,787 Why aren't you making me a sandwich? 27 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,759 - 'Cause I'm hanging with my best buddy, Teddy! 28 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,158 - Huh! No, you're not. - Derek, you're not allowed 29 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:34,161 to mess with my guest or make me do stuff while they're here. House rules. 30 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:37,864 - Fine. Then you keep him away from me. 31 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,439 - Teddy! You can stay as long as you like. 32 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,109 - Thanks, Eddie. I will! - Alright. 33 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,406 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 34 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:55,875 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 35 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:59,085 ♪ But Mom got married, that's when everything changed ♪ 36 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,789 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 37 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,661 ♪ A new school... A new house... ♪ 38 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,731 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 39 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:12,131 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 40 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,695 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 41 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:18,044 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,411 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora ♪ 43 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,310 ♪ Marti and Casey ♪ 44 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,882 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 45 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,851 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 46 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,720 - When you meet someone new, you've gotta decide: 47 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,549 friend or foe? 48 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:35,594 Nice person like me, or not so nice person, like Derek? 49 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,222 Sometimes a person seems like a Casey 50 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,628 but is actually a Derek in disguise. 51 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,801 - So, you have any plans tonight? 52 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,200 - Plans. No, no... not that I know of. 53 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,402 Oh, uh, except for that, ah, date with... Truman. 54 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,206 - What! I can't believe you're going out with Truman! 55 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:55,068 - You went out with him. - I know, but I... 56 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,838 I didn't know he was trouble! You do! 57 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:00,706 - He's been bugging me for ages to go out with him and it's just one date. 58 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,277 - Fine, just don't say I didn't warn you. 59 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,254 Speaking of warning, here comes trouble. 60 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,657 - Emily. 61 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,489 Still mad at me? Look, what can I do to make it up to you? 62 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,495 - You can leave my friend alone. - She's very protective. 63 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,798 - I noticed! But if Emily wants to chaperone our date-- 64 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,202 - Okay! - Not okay! And not necessary. 65 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:25,035 - Our first date! I can't believe it's finally happening. 66 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,271 - Hm. Neither can I. 67 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,277 - Well, we don't have to put too much pressure on it 68 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,809 because first dates can be kind of awkward. 69 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,775 - Had some bad experiences? - I have! 70 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,084 - Ah, actually, no. 71 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,117 Most of my first dates really haven't been that memorable. 72 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,822 - Well, what if I told you I was planning a first date 73 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,185 you'd never forget? - I'd say 'go away'. 74 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,496 But it's totally Casey's call. 75 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:56,502 - Edwin? - What? I only had two slices. 76 00:03:56,636 --> 00:04:00,636 - Yeah and I get four. But I only had three. 77 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,583 - It was me. I'm so sorry. - Oh no! 78 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,880 You can have mine. 79 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,053 - You? Stay away from me! And you? 80 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,192 Pick me up another pizza. 81 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,218 - I'd love to, bro, but, ah, 82 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,694 I'm still hanging with my buddy Teddy. 83 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,863 - Fine. 84 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,362 But he has to go home eventually. 85 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,034 - Nice seeing you again, Derek! 86 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,302 So, Ed, what's on deck tonight? 87 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,704 - Well, Ted, you know, I was actually considering a quiet evening... 88 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,708 alone. - I understand. 89 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,341 You want me to leave. I'll go home, 90 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:41,477 even though your home is so much more... homey. 91 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:47,489 - You know what? It's okay. You can stay. Lizzie! 92 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,260 - Ow! - Nice shot. 93 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,730 - Goal! Well, this is really fun, 94 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,560 but don't you have to go home now? 95 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,995 - Nah, my parents are thrilled I'm out of the house! 96 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,501 You know, you're an amazing soccer player, Lizzie. 97 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,003 - Thanks. - I never hung out with a girl like you before! 98 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,607 So... athletic and... 99 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,209 dare I say, attractive? 100 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,642 - Huh? - It's just too bad we both weren't older! 101 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,848 Because I can see wedding bells in our future. 102 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,450 - Huh? 103 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,789 - Got any plans for this evening? - Oh, yeah, yeah! 104 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,262 Many plans. But Marti's available. 105 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,261 - Please, Princess Socks-a-lot. 106 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,263 Come with me to the sock-ball. 107 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:32,065 - Sorry, I have plans with a shoe. 108 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,028 - Oh, Marti! You are the cutest little sister ever! 109 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,568 This is the most fun I've had playing with socks! 110 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:41,844 - Teddy, have you met Nora? She loves socks. Nora! 111 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,744 - That is one fine looking salad, Nora. 112 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,247 Now, I know you're shorthanded with your husband away 113 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,280 on business, so, you know, I'd be happy to set the table. 114 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,845 - That's awfully sweet of you, but who are you? 115 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,154 - Oh, I'm Teddy. I'm a friend of Edwin's, 116 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,717 which makes me your step-son once removed. 117 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,086 - Okay. 118 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,525 Welcome to the family. 119 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,766 - Casey! - What's Teddy doing here? 120 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:10,339 - He says he's my step-son. Oooh! You look nice. 121 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,440 - Thank you. - So what time is Truman picking you up? 122 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,913 - Uh... [Horn] - Now? 123 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,113 [Unceasing horn] 124 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,205 - Guess he's not coming in. 125 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,317 - Yeah, guess not. Ah, so where are you kids off to? 126 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,520 - Truman didn't say, but he promised 127 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:29,222 that it would be memorable. - Oooh! 128 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,669 - Can someone lend me 10 bucks for a cab? 129 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,471 - Teddy at the ready. 130 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,744 - Thanks. 131 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,779 - Tissue? - Thanks again. 132 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:56,081 - Bad date, huh? - More like the worst date of my life. 133 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:59,485 - Well, I think that guy just made the biggest mistake of his life. 134 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,549 If he can't give you the dream date you deserve, 135 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,017 then I don't think he deserves to go out with you. 136 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,787 - Thanks. 137 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,826 - Now, how 'bout a hug? 138 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:13,032 - Um, no thanks. And Teddy, what are you doing here 139 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,996 at 10 o'clock on a school night? 140 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:18,604 - You're right! Ed, can I stay over? 141 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,136 - Emily, I was wrong not to heed your warning. 142 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,105 Truman is trouble and that is the last time I will ever say his name. 143 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,815 - Nameless guy heading this way. - Let's go. 144 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,688 - Casey! You aren't avoiding me are you? - No. I'm shunning you. 145 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,689 - Well, what's wrong? Date a little too memorable? 146 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,221 - You made me play paintball, we had donuts for dinner 147 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:40,886 before going to a monster truck rally and then I had to take a cab home! 148 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,797 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing! 149 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:47,870 Casey, it was supposed to be funny! I promised you a date you'd never forget? 150 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,770 So I took you on the anti-date. 151 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:52,873 I was going to tell you right before you jumped in the cab. 152 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:57,235 - Well your anti-date will be our only date. Which I assume is what you intended. 153 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:00,446 - No, it really wasn't. Look, let me make it up to you. Please? 154 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,450 - Forget it! - Yeah, forget it! 155 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,452 - Can we speak alone for a moment? - No! 156 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,645 - Come here. I want to make this right. 157 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,188 Let me take you on the perfect date. 158 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,094 - And what would that be, Mister Anti-date? 159 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:17,956 - You decide. Design the perfect date and I will be the perfect gentleman. 160 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,767 - Seriously? - Your date, 161 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,040 your rules, my treat. 162 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,039 - A designer date? 163 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,571 Ooh! That could be-- - A huge mistake? - You're on. 164 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,408 - Hm. 165 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,721 [Doorbell] - Oh no! 166 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:45,155 - Is it...? 167 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:48,091 [Doorbell] 168 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,156 - Hello? Anybody home? 169 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,968 Yo, Nora. 'Sup. 170 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,401 - Yo, Teddy. You're... back. 171 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,737 - Yeah, um, is Lizzie home? - She's, ah... 172 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:06,906 ...at soccer. - Oh. Well, what about Marti? 173 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,916 - Um... 174 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,149 Ballet. 175 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:17,085 - Edwin? - He's break dancing. 176 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,863 - Oh, okay. No problem. 177 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,862 What's for dinner? 178 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,610 - We need to do something about Teddy. He won't leave me alone! 179 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,339 He says I'm the "best friend he never had"! 180 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,245 - He says I'm the cute little sister he never had! 181 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,908 - He says he wants to marry me! 182 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,848 A small ceremony. Immediate family only. 183 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:50,062 I said no! - [All]: Ahhhhhhhhh! - It's just me. 184 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,859 Ah, I don't mean to interrupt and I don't mean to be mean, 185 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,132 but someone's got to tell Teddy to go home! 186 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:59,071 - Well, Nora, if that's the way you feel, then you tell him. - Forget it. He's your friend. 187 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,498 - Well, I think he should hear it from his little sister? 188 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,004 - No way! His fiancée should do it. 189 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:07,006 - I beg your pardon? 190 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:16,045 - Hello, Derek. Is everything to your liking? 191 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,622 - What are you doing in here? 192 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,791 - Waiting for you. - Look, Freaky Freakerson, 193 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,521 you're really tempting fate here so why don't you go home 194 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,487 before somebody... gets hurt. 195 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,496 - No, it's not what you think! Look, I come here 196 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,559 not to freak you or annoy you, 197 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,627 but to praise you. 198 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,467 - What are you talking about? 199 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,273 - Look, right now Eddie, Lizzie, 200 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,835 Marti and Nora are in the closet trying to figure out a way to get rid of me. 201 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,875 - Yeah? Well, maybe you should join them. 202 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,981 - No, please, Derek! The real reason I've been hanging out 203 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,023 all week and the reason why I pranked you a year ago 204 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,878 is just 'cause I wanted to earn your respect! 205 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,259 - I'm listening. - Look, Derek, 206 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,631 I need a big brother, a mentor, 207 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,900 a spirit guide, if you will. 208 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:06,499 And all I ask is the chance to learn from the master. 209 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,832 - Oh, well. I am the master. 210 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,098 - I'll do anything you tell me to. 211 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,667 - Whoa! 212 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,906 - Meet my new personal executive assistant! 213 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,884 Teddy. 214 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,020 - You realize that before the prank master imparts his wisdom 215 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,193 you will have to pay for your previous pranks, Teddy. 216 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:32,861 - Understood, sir. - There are duties. Some of them will not be pretty. 217 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,632 - Not here to be pretty, sir. - Very well. Ready, Teddy? 218 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:39,732 - Sir, yes, sir! 219 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,212 Your hockey gear, sir. And might I say 220 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,781 it was an honour to clean the jockstrap 221 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,250 of a hockey legend such as yourself. 222 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,049 - You like hockey? 223 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:32,521 Well, I think you've earned yourself a short break. 224 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,121 I'll show you something really cool. 225 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,371 - Wow! - My first MVP trophy. 226 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,442 Got it when I was eight. - May I? 227 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,506 - Sorry, Teddy. It's my most prized possession. It means everything to me. 228 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,084 - Everything? 229 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,675 - Oh, nice! Okay, so let me get this straight... 230 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,948 You had the worst date ever with Truman, but you're going out with him again? 231 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,888 - Yes, but this time, it's going to be perfect. 232 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,164 - How do you know? - Because I've combined 233 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:18,333 every romantic idea I've ever had into a perfectly perfect evening. 234 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,574 - Sounds... fun?! 235 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,339 - Oh, it will be. We're going to go to see a foreign film, 236 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,409 which kind of makes us cry, but maybe we pretend we don't and then later, 237 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,009 over a crème brûlée, we'll discuss our hopes and dreams. 238 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,551 [Doorbell] Oh, that's him! Right on time. 239 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,421 - Hello, Casey. - Truman! 240 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,820 Faded jeans and a Merino sweater. - As specified. 241 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,023 - This is my mother, Nora McDonald. 242 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,685 - Very nice to meet you, Nora. - You too, Truman. 243 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,225 - Bye, Mom! Let's go, Truman. 244 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,130 - Ha. 245 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,313 - Edwin. Why are you lurking? 246 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,045 - Wha...? I'm not lurking, I'm observing. 247 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,251 Something strange is going on in this house. 248 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,523 Or, should I say, someone strange. 249 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:17,222 - Well, if we're not talking about you, I assume we're talking about Teddy? 250 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,586 - Yes! Why is he playing up to Derek? 251 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,725 Because he likes being his butler? Or because he's trying 252 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,400 to cut me out of the little brother position? 253 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,130 - Oh, Edwin! 254 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,538 - Locked? That's not acceptable. 255 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,212 - Are you Teddy? - No. 256 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,214 - Wasn't that door locked? - Yeah. 257 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,216 - Then what are you doing in here? - I'm here to protect you! 258 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,849 - From who? - Teddy! He's up to no good. 259 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,415 - No good? The kid's great, alright? 260 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,264 He does everything I ask without complaining, once. 261 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,191 Oh, he is like the perfect little brother. 262 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,927 - Well, fine. 263 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,632 I hope you and your perfect little brother are perfectly happy together. 264 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,695 - Oh, hey, Ed. Enjoying your Derek-free time? 265 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,768 - Yes! Actually, it's given me more time 266 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,577 to get to know Marti and Lizzie better. 267 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,708 You know, your favourite little sister and your fiancée? 268 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,505 Yeah, actually, I was about to go spend some quality time with them. 269 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,048 - Oh! Sounds like fun. Listen, if you need me, 270 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,723 I'll be with my big brother. I mean, mentor. 271 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,493 - Ah... 272 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:26,491 - A little security upgrade is in order. To keep out the riffraff. 273 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:34,029 - What are we doing? - Spending quality time together. 274 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,766 - More like quantity time. Mm. 275 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,612 Cracker? - Look, I'm trying to figure out 276 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:43,608 what Teddy's doing up there 'cause I'm convinced he's up to no good. 277 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:47,352 - Hm. I'll admit the way Teddy's following Derek around is creepy. 278 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:51,019 And he's intensely annoying. But are you sure he's up to no good? 279 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,020 Or are you just jealous he's hanging out with Derek? 280 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,022 - Pfft. Jealous? Me? 281 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,164 Okay, the point is, jealous or not, 282 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,160 I know Teddy's up to something! 283 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,603 - Well, if you feel this strongly, 284 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,699 I think we should take you seriously. - Really? You believe me? 285 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,942 - Let's just say I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. 286 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,269 - Me too, whatever that is. 287 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,844 Mostly I'm on your side because you're my brother. 288 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,584 - Thanks for the support, you two. 289 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,411 - Didn't you just love that film? 290 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,877 - I loved it. It was profoundly... 291 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,347 - Yes? - ...beautiful. 292 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,357 - Oh, I'm so glad you liked it. 293 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,459 Ah, I'd love to live in Provence. 294 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:36,061 - I'd rather live in Paris. - Maybe just a summer home then. 295 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,555 - By the sea. - Perfect for dinner parties. 296 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,867 - Under a gazebo. 297 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,740 - But, seriously, 298 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,508 if you could do anything in the world, what would you do? 299 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,438 - What if I was doing it right now? 300 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,050 - Ah, Dutch? - No, no. 301 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,719 My treat. Really. 302 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,279 Last bite of crème brûlée? 303 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,730 - Try it from your side. 304 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,702 Teddy? - Just... tying my shoes! 305 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,231 - Um, it's locked. 306 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,697 - Yeah, I know it's locked. Switch places. 307 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,710 Hey, ah, where's the second key? 308 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:31,916 - Um, I think I might have both keys, Derek. 309 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,950 - Very funny. Open up. 310 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,757 - Actually, I gotta go, Derek. 311 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,090 But I've taken a small memento of our time together. 312 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,896 - Teddy, open the door now. 313 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,270 - Gotcha! I want to thank you, Derek, for being such a... 314 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,940 such a worthy opponent. You know, I'm sure you never would have imagined 315 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,140 that I would return to the very place that I scammed you before. 316 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,284 But I did, because I, Teddy Picaluga, 317 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,010 am the true Prank Master! 318 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,416 Mwahaha... 319 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,459 - Edwin! 320 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,018 Lizzie? 321 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,027 Marti? 322 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,499 [Telephone] 323 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,358 - Hello? Oh, hey boss! How's it going? 324 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,268 Called to thank me? Oh, you are too kind! 325 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,671 Uh huh. Really? 326 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,273 Okay, buh-bye. 327 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,912 [Derek is knocking] 328 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,980 Long day. Really, really beat. [He turns up the volume to hide Derek's knocking] 329 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,985 - Hey, Ted, you want a snack or anything? 330 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,194 - Ah, nah, I'm just going to go home. Give you guys a break from me. 331 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,197 - Say Teddy? - Uh-huh? 332 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,400 - Why are you wearing your backpack in the house? 333 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,402 You know, any normal kid would've taken it off at the door. 334 00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,165 - Come on, I mean, we both know I'm not normal. 335 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,905 - Wanted a cute little sister, huh? 336 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,645 - And a small ceremony? 337 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,522 - Get him! - Come back here! 338 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,124 - Hey! 339 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,657 - Close! A little tip, kids? 340 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,663 You can't out-scam the Scam King! Mwahaha!!! 341 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,367 - Gotcha. - Oh! 342 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,972 [Doorbell] 343 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,306 - I believe you have something that belongs to me? 344 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,305 - Okay, okay! But I wasn't stealing it. 345 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,317 I was only borrowing it as a joke. 346 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:47,889 - The joke's on you, Teddy. 347 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,220 You think I didn't know you were up to something the minute I saw you? 348 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,286 - You knew? Oh, you are good. 349 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,496 - No, I'm the best. 350 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,758 But I must admit, you do have some raw talent. 351 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,497 And so for that, I'm going to let you keep... 352 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,503 my most prized possession. - Huh? 353 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:09,576 - Really? Thanks, Derek, you know, you really are awesome! 354 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,875 - I'm so sorry! I'll fix it! Oh, I... 355 00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:19,824 - You think that trophy's my most-prized possession? 356 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,592 It's tiny. I got like twenty of those. 357 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,661 Edwin, call his parents. 358 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,831 I think it's time Teddy goes home. 359 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,330 - Did you just tell me to do something for you? 360 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,302 - Yeah. Of course. You're my brother. 361 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,641 And, ah, Teddy, if you ever want to hone your pranking skills, 362 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:40,138 talk to Eddie. Taught him everything I know. 363 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,418 - I gotta say, Truman, I didn't think you were capable 364 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,821 of taking me on the perfect date, but you did it. 365 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,323 Makes me think you really like me after all. 366 00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,356 - Ah, you know, Casey, this doesn't feel right. 367 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,162 - But we didn't even kiss yet. - No, I meant about tonight. 368 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,126 - What? You didn't have fun? 369 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,425 - Honestly? If that's your idea of the perfect date, 370 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,438 then I'm outta here. 371 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,440 - But you seemed to be enjoying yourself. 372 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,312 - I said I'd do it, but I couldn't do it again. 373 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,911 - Gotcha! 374 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,014 - What? 375 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,576 - A little payback for paintball and monster trucks. 376 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:29,386 You didn't really think that was my perfect date, did you? - Yeah, I did. 377 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,461 - Okay, I knew it was a bit much. - A bit? 378 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,331 - Okay, I went totally overboard. - So then what is your idea 379 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,770 of a perfect date? - Well, as long as the company's good, 380 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,628 who cares? 381 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:45,797 - My sentiments exactly. - Ah, I'm sorry, Truman, 382 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,067 but we haven't gone on a real date yet. - Oh, then maybe 383 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:52,107 we should do that. 384 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:59,054 - Maybe we should. Call me. 385 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:09,234 Closed Captioning by sette inc. 386 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,873 - Have to hang out with my best buddy, Eddie. Teddy! 387 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,013 - Oh, Teddy. 388 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,140 - Embarrassing! 389 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,499 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 390 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:47,168 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 391 00:22:47,218 --> 00:22:51,768 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31082

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