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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,991 - Lizzie, George... 4 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,564 Marti and Edwin. 5 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,933 - You're missing someone. 6 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,932 - Oh, I never miss you, Derek. 7 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:34,904 Besides what's the point in giving you cutlery? It's not like you use it. 8 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,344 - Oh ho! Save the stand-up routine for our dinner guest. 9 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,570 - What dinner guest? - Oh, Ralph. He's coming for dinner. 10 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,107 And breakfast and lunch and dinner. 11 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,683 - Is he moving in? - No, his parents are outta town 12 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:48,922 so I told him he could stay here for the weekend. - Without my permission! 13 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,848 - Ah, I... I mean without parental permission? 14 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,915 - It's alright with me. - What's wrong with Ralph? 15 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,264 - Other than his taste in friends? Nothing. 16 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,060 Ralph's a very sweet guy. 17 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:02,462 He's just so loud and enthusiastic. 18 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,925 He's like a puppy who keeps on woofing 19 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:07,734 and knocking everything off the table with his tail and... 20 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,797 ...he's ...he's standing behind me, isn't he? 21 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,537 - Little bit, yeah. 22 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,883 - Ralph, hi! You're here and 23 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,409 you're carrying drums. How perfect. 24 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,705 - Hope you don't mind. - Actually-- 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,377 - Mind? Dude, you're our guest. 26 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,516 If you wanna drum, you drum. 27 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,292 All weekend long. 28 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,120 - That's good ‘cause I like my weekends like I like my music. 29 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,957 Loud! 30 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:42,372 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 31 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,512 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 32 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:48,908 ♪ But Mom got married, that's when everything changed ♪ 33 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,612 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 34 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:54,554 ♪ A new school... A new house... ♪ 35 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,351 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 36 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:01,824 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 37 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,515 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:07,887 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:10,227 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora ♪ 40 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,003 ♪ Marti and Casey ♪ 41 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,702 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,744 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 43 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,970 - Before entering our house 44 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:22,405 there should be a sign: beware of wild animals. 45 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,082 And bringing a new wild animal into this overcrowded zoo? 46 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:29,282 Just asking for a stampede. 47 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:32,015 - Hey, wait for me! 48 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,022 Hey, Ralphie! What are you doing here? 49 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:41,027 - Oh, I'm staying the whole weekend. - Didn't Derek tell you 50 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,361 to come after dinner? - Yeah, friends don't let friends eat here. 51 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,867 - Hey! - Look, I warned him... I even tried to hide his fork. 52 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,041 - No, no, no! I think everything looks delicious. 53 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:53,139 - Thank you, Ralph. You're very polite. 54 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,283 - Mm, what is this? - Oh, well, ah, 55 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:58,008 that's a French dish called “left-o-vairs”" 56 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,854 - Mm hm. Remind me to get the recipe. 57 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:04,620 So what are us kids doing today? 58 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,651 - Um, well, ah, 59 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,457 this kid is going out with Emily. 60 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:13,059 - And Nora and I are having a parents night out at Emily's place. 61 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,403 - I got a shift at Smellie's. 62 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,398 - Hey, who's gonna be watching the kids? 63 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,130 - I'll watch the kids for you. - Forget it. 64 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,166 Last time you looked after the kids you started a food fight. 65 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:27,072 - We had to use peanut butter to get jelly out of my hair. 66 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,976 - Well, I'd... I'd be happy to hang with the kids. 67 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:33,879 - Ah, Ralphie, that's awfully sweet of you, but we can't ask you to hang. 68 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,853 - We didn't ask. Ralph volunteered. 69 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:39,453 - Good point. Ralphie, you're hired. 70 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,216 - Great. If you wanna see my references, ah-- 71 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,955 - Hey, you don't need references. I can vouch for you. 72 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,991 - Ah, how comforting. 73 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:50,896 - So I need every sweet thing in the freezer 74 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:54,100 to make my famous Frozen Ralph. - [Both]: Ew! 75 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,144 - Don't diss it until you try it. 76 00:03:57,270 --> 00:04:00,040 It's a swamp of every sweet frozen thing. 77 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,283 You put it all together and do you know what you have? 78 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,608 - Ah, the biggest stomachache ever? 79 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,452 - Put the top on! Put the top on! 80 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,854 - No. - You're ralphing everywhere! - No, the Ralph has to breathe! 81 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,388 - Edwin, watch out for flying Ralph! 82 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:21,433 - What's going on? This is worse than the food fight I started! 83 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:24,031 - Yeah, but I bet the results are tastier. 84 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:30,366 - Alright, Edwin, try this. - Uh, no thanks, Ralph. I don't want any brown stuff. 85 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:34,913 - Trust me. - Okay. - There you go. 86 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,211 There you go. 87 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,050 And there you go. 88 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,194 - [All]: Mmm! 89 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,160 - I know, I know! Just watch out for the, ah... 90 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:53,358 - [All]: Ow. - My head! Ow! - ...brain freeze, yeah. 91 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,103 - Alright! 92 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,099 Is everybody ready to rock? - If, by ready to rock, 93 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:03,072 you mean 'pumped full of sugar' then, yes, we are ready. 94 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,472 - Alright! Then a one, two, 95 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,235 a one, two, three! 96 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:10,213 - Whoa! You're the best babysitter ever! 97 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:13,753 - With you in charge I'd have a baby-sitter 'til I'm thirty. 98 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,550 - Can we stay up all night? 99 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,754 - I dunno. Can you? 100 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,726 [Closing door] - Ah! 101 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,572 What? How? Why? 102 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,774 - Frozen Ralph. - Uncovered blender. - Needed to breathe. 103 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,937 - Ralph, how could you? - Oh, it was really easy. You just take 104 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,947 every sweet thing from the freezer-- - The kids should be in bed! 105 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,180 You were supposed to be in charge! - Hey, that is no way to talk 106 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,987 to our honorary brother. - Honorary brother? 107 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:59,191 Ralph McDonald Venturi Papodopolous. That really rolls off the tongue. 108 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,425 - Well, as an honorary brother, be prepared to be punished 109 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,531 by your honorary parents for this mess. 110 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,073 - But Ralph's the best babysitter we ever had. 111 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,599 - Yeah! - Mm hm. - What... what about me? 112 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:13,506 - Solid second place? - You know, maybe if you had your own specialty drink. 113 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:16,609 - Yeah, but don't worry Casey, half the fun is making a mess, 114 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:20,383 the other half is cleaning it up! - Since when is cleaning up fun? 115 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,983 For anyone other than me? 116 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,616 - Marti to Ralph, Marti to Ralph. 117 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:30,263 The seagulls have landed! Over. - Landed over where? 118 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:34,289 - I mean they're coming. Over! - Who's coming over? 119 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:37,657 - My dad and Nora are here! - Oh! 120 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,427 Go, go, go, go, go! 121 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,566 - We're home! 122 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:48,044 Ah, hi, Ralph! Kids asleep already? 123 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,944 - Yes! - Yes. 124 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,407 - Oh, good, good. 125 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,476 Well, we really appreciate it, Ralph. Thanks again, alright? 126 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,216 - No problem. I had a blast. - Yeah, well, ah, I guess 127 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:03,492 you could hit the couch and, uh, chill ‘cause you're off the clock. 128 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,759 - Oh ho... I can't believe we actually pulled it off! 129 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:13,896 - We? All you did was walkie-talk while I cleaned up the mess you created. 130 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:17,573 - I'm sorry. I was just trying to be a good babysitter 131 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:20,673 and to me good babysitting is fun babysitting. 132 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,937 - Yeah well, maybe instead, you should try being a good guest. 133 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:29,248 And that means no drumming at night! 134 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,715 - Hey, buddy. How'd the night go? 135 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:37,364 - Uh, well, the kids had fun and so did I, 136 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,430 but Casey's really mad at me. 137 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:43,599 - Yup, yup... that sounds about right. Good job! 138 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,809 - Ah ha ha ha! - Go, go, go, go, go. 139 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,951 - Oh! - Could you take us to the park? 140 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,980 - Go fly a kite. Whoa! - That's exactly what we wanted to do. 141 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:07,887 - Ah, then... then go ask Casey. - We were asking Ralph. 142 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,220 - I'm sure I speak for Ralph when I say he-- - I'd love to! 143 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,327 - ...would love to. 144 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,659 - Let's go fly a kite. 145 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,706 - Thanks, man! You just saved me a shower. 146 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:29,138 Dude, the park rocked. The kite got stuck in a tree, 147 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,345 then I got stuck in a tree. Good times. 148 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,349 So what are the haps for tonight? 149 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,881 - Ah, 'the haps' is me having dinner with Celeste. 150 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,487 - Great! Where are we going? - It's a dinner for two. 151 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:44,621 Don't you have a date with Amanda? - Ah, no, Amanda's 152 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,127 in Niagara Falls at an Irish dancing competition. 153 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,430 - Irish dancing? - Yeah, you know, um... 154 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,398 ♪♪ 155 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,213 - Hey! You're hanging out with Ralph tonight. 156 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:07,112 - You can't pawn Ralph off on me. - Ah, nobody's pawning Ralph. 157 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:10,746 But since I have a date tonight and you have no life, 158 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,453 I thought you wouldn't mind. - I have a life! 159 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,386 I just don't have a date and my best friend Emily does. 160 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:19,592 And why should I have to look after your friend, when all I want to do is enjoy 161 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,555 a rom-com at home alone on a Saturday night? - Rom-com? 162 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,925 ♪♪ - Ooh hoo! A romantic comedy. 163 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,535 I'll join you. Just promise you won't cry, okay? 164 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:38,341 - How could he leave her? Men are such jerks! 165 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:40,407 - I know! Obviously she was perfect for him! 166 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,616 Couldn't he see that? 167 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,378 - I know. 168 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,448 So, um, Casey? 169 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,657 - Hm? - What's a girl like you 170 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,191 doing with a guy like me on Saturday night? 171 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,927 - I... I don't know I... 172 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,503 guess since Max and I broke up I haven't really... 173 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,802 connected with anyone. 174 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:06,014 - Maybe you just haven't let yourself connect with anyone. 175 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,944 - That is very insightful, Ralph. 176 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,747 - Thanks. 177 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,748 No one's ever called me insightful before. 178 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:19,051 - So, what about you? Shouldn't you be with Amanda? 179 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,515 - Actually, we're in a fight. At least I think we are. 180 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,825 I mean, she said she was really nervous about her Irish dancing competition 181 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,858 and I thought that meant she didn't want me to go, 182 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,064 so I said “Hey, don't worry! 183 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,956 I won't be there.” 184 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,998 - Because you didn't want to make her 185 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,303 more nervous by watching. - Exactly! 186 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,435 And then I did my imitation of the Irish dancing to try to make her laugh 187 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,282 and she thought I was making fun of Irish dancing, which I wasn't! 188 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,879 But you got to admit it's kind of weird to dance without moving your arms. 189 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,883 - Well I hope you two work it out. 190 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,716 Amanda is a very lucky girl. - Why? 191 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:57,263 Did she win the lottery, or something? 192 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,530 - In a way, she did. 193 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:03,259 Goodnight, Ralph. 194 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,165 - Hey, loser! 195 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,310 - You okay, Ralph? - No. 196 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,180 I think I'm in love with Casey. 197 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,879 [Laughter] 198 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,852 - Casey? 199 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,281 You're lovin'... Casey. You're kidding, right? 200 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,288 - No. 201 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,020 - No? 202 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,526 Oh, in that case... 203 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,988 go for it, buddy! 204 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,127 - Yeah? - Yeah. 205 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,539 Hey! Congrats on the new boyfriend. 206 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,011 - Hm? - Ralph. 207 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:56,215 - What are you talking about? Ralph and I are not together! We are apart. Very apart. 208 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,978 - Oh, then why is he preparing to declare his love for you? 209 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:02,318 - What? You have to stop him! - Stop him? 210 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,655 So you don't actually like him? 211 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,660 Well, I guess I shouldn't have told him to go for it. 212 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,902 - Ah! What? You have to tell him I am not interested! 213 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,729 - And disappoint Ralph? I can't do that to a friend. 214 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,525 - Oh! - Casey? Can I talk to you? 215 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,238 - Um, no! Because... 216 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,510 I'm asleep! 217 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,409 - Good one. 218 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,278 - Casey, I have breakfast for you. 219 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,284 - Uh... I'm still not up yet. 220 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,087 - Ralphie, 221 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,960 what are you doing bringing Casey breakfast? 222 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,760 - Um, 223 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,862 it's kind of a secret. - Then whisper it. 224 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:48,274 - I like Casey. - You like Casey? 225 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,072 - You like Casey? - Who told? - You did! 226 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,575 - Great, now you guys know... and Derek knows. 227 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,579 - You told Derek? - Well, who do you think told me to go for it? 228 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,383 - Edwin, emergency! 229 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,846 - Well, I just want to say it's an honour to be invited to a family emergency. 230 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,656 - Alright, what's going on? - Ralph loves Casey! 231 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,388 - Your honorary stepsister? Dude, that is sick! - Well, I'm willing to give up 232 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,256 honorary family status for her. - But don't you have a girlfriend? 233 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,096 - Yeah, but Casey understands me! And I thought she liked me too and Derek 234 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,902 seemed really encouraging, but now I think she's hiding from me. It's really confusing. 235 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,206 - Don't worry, Ralph. We'll get to the bottom of this. 236 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,468 - Let's go, Liz. 237 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,476 - We so need a bigger meeting place. - Definitely. 238 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,954 - Marti, that was for Casey. 239 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,453 - And it's delicious! 240 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,486 - Is there a supermodel waiting for me downstairs? - No. 241 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,192 - Is there a pizza waiting for me downstairs? - No. 242 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,955 - Then, please, tell me why you just entered without knocking? - Because Ralph likes Casey 243 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,695 and you encouraged him! How could you do that? 244 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,701 - You have to ask? - I can understand 245 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,495 why you could do that to Casey, but to Ralph? 246 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,566 Alright, the guy's a stand-up dude and right now that stand-up dude 247 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,606 is camped outside Casey's room and Casey's not coming out! 248 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:07,612 Alright, this is just plain wrong! - If by wrong you mean 249 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:11,876 hilarious, then, yeah, it's wrong. 250 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,390 - You know, I like someone too. - Oh yeah? Anyone I know? 251 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,034 - His name is Justin. He's really into puzzles. 252 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,961 - Crossword or jigsaw? - Jigsaw. 253 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,766 - Nice. - So you're not interested in Ralph? 254 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,539 - No and I know he's a really sweet guy, but he has an even sweeter girlfriend. 255 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,539 - Well, you have to set him straight. - But I don't have the heart 256 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:37,142 to tell him. Maybe if he heard the bad news from someone else? 257 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,146 - Someone like me? - Hey, what a great idea! 258 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,349 - Casey, you have to deal with this. 259 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:46,321 - Or I could just stay barricaded in my room until he leaves. 260 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,262 But could you get me some breakfast? I'm starving. 261 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,110 - Enjoying some leftover leftovers? 262 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,579 - No thanks, I'm not hungry. 263 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,145 - Something on your mind, Ralph? - Not usually. 264 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,152 But right now, yeah. Um... 265 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,085 let's say I have a friend 266 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,120 who's interested in Casey named... Ralph. 267 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,826 - You're interested in Casey? - Who told? 268 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,799 - Ah... you? 269 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,668 - Nora, you're right. I'm Ralph. 270 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,539 I like Casey and I was wondering 271 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,569 if you would consider me a suitable candidate to be her boyfriend. 272 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,665 - Ah gosh, Ralph! 273 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,777 Um, don't you think that really ought to be up to Casey? 274 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:49,721 - So I should sit outside her room some more? - No, no. 275 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,818 You know what, why... why don't you 276 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,421 go watch some TV until Casey comes down? 277 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,563 - Okay. - Okay. 278 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,404 - How could you do this to poor, sweet, innocent Ralph? 279 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,571 - How could you do this to poor, sweet innocent Ralph? 280 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,101 Have you no shame? - No! Derek is shameless! 281 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,977 - You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. Ralph has a girlfriend 282 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,378 and this whole thing with Casey 283 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,010 is a 24-hour crush, like the flu. It's no big deal. 284 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,876 - Well, it is to me! And to Ralph! 285 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,986 - Emergency bulletin! Ralph's downstairs 286 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,989 calling Amanda to break up with her. 287 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:32,321 - Nice job, Derek! 288 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,403 - Hey, Amanda! I-- 289 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,731 - He'll call you right back. Bye, bye. 290 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,167 Dude, what are you doing? 291 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,843 - The right thing! I'm breaking up with Amanda. 292 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,482 - For Casey? Have you lost your mind? 293 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,808 - I thought you were for this. - I was kidding! 294 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,005 - You were ki... 295 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,017 I don't get it. 296 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,389 - Let me explain: 297 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,818 Amanda is great. Casey is the complete opposite. 298 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,325 Trust me, I am protecting you from making the biggest mistake of your life. 299 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,858 - Bigger than the pony tail I had in grade 7? 300 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,934 - Second biggest mistake of your life. 301 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,573 But who was there to cut off that rat tail? 302 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,469 - You were. Right in the middle of math class. 303 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,442 Without asking me. 304 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,970 - Talk about true friendship, huh? 305 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,076 - Derek, 306 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,179 you've given me a lot to think about. 307 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,861 - Okay, we don't have much time. 308 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,331 Ralph's thinking downstairs and that can't take long. 309 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,330 Now, he started liking Casey in one night, so we should be able 310 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,333 to get him to un-like her just as fast. 311 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,695 - How do we do that? - Edwin! 312 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:52,104 Girls lose interest in you all the time. Tell us your secret! 313 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,007 - Okay, well that's not necessarily true any more, 314 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,040 but in my romantically challenged days, 315 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,236 girls would often complain about my lame jokes, 316 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,178 my slovenly appearance and, on occasion, my body odour. 317 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,224 - Well, that's it! We'll just get Casey 318 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,649 to be as repulsive as possible! 319 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,890 - Ugh! 320 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,600 Ah, hey Ralph. - Ah, can't talk. 321 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,265 Doing some serious thinking about Casey. 322 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,835 - But, ah, I... I am Casey. 323 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,514 - Oh! Ah, sorry! 324 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,813 I smelled Derek. 325 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,816 Well, you look, ah... 326 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,689 comfortable. - No, no, no! 327 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:44,158 I look like a total mess! But, ah, that's just the real repulsive me. 328 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,389 - Wow. You must like me too. 329 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,996 - I must? Why... why must I? 330 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:53,228 - Well, you're willing to look so relaxed around me. 331 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,265 So different from Amanda... she was always trying to look and smell her best. 332 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,812 - Yes, Amanda. 333 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,868 Um, let's talk about her. 334 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,507 - No. I'd rather talk about us. 335 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,913 - Oh, but Amanda's so sweet! 336 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:11,245 - Yeah, she's sweet. But she doesn't understand me any more and you do. 337 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,893 I don't care if you've bathed or used deodorant 338 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:17,919 or even brushed your teeth, though you really should do that at least three times a day. 339 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:20,686 - Mm hm. Derek! 340 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,796 Would you please excuse me for a moment? 341 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,738 Great plan! Now Ralph likes me more! 342 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,710 - Well, I don't get it. You look plenty repulsive to me. 343 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,110 - Derek! We need a new plan! - Well, I'm out of ideas. 344 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,113 - You encouraged Ralph to go for me, remember? Now he wants to break up 345 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,316 with Amanda and it's your fault, so you better come up with something fast! 346 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:47,049 - Okay! Sheesh. Maybe if he saw this ugly side of you... 347 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,985 - Good point! I can use that! - What? 348 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:56,331 - You know Ralph, you're right. I am comfortable around you. 349 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,001 So comfortable, I'm not afraid to tell you 350 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:03,341 exactly what kind of guy I'm looking for. Someone who buys me presents every day. 351 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,338 Someone who picks up my dry cleaning, 352 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,070 someone who listens to me while I read from my journal. 353 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,877 - You know it's a really big couch. 354 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,038 - Someone who doesn't interrupt me when I am talking. 355 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,347 - Casey? What are you doing? 356 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:17,448 - I'm just being the real me. - Oh, huh. 357 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,754 Well, in that case. - Oh, hey! 358 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,957 Guess who has a date with Amanda? 359 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:28,761 - You have a date with Amanda? - What a great idea! 360 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,304 - No, it isn't! - What do you care, you love the Casey. 361 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,232 - Yeah! And you just told me to go for it 362 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,437 so you could go for my girlfriend! You know, as a friend, 363 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,570 I don't consider that that respectful. 364 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,706 - Yeah, and what you're doing to Amanda is? 365 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,711 Breaking up with her after watching one movie with Casey? 366 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,784 - But I don't want to break up with Amanda! I still like her! 367 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,885 - Exactly. - So you don't like me any more? 368 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,817 - Honestly, I'm really confused about my feelings right now. 369 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,626 - Allow me. 370 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,658 ‘Kay, you fell for Casey ‘cause you were in a big fight 371 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,703 with Amanda and feeling really low. 372 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,929 I mean, what other reason could there be? 373 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,374 - You know what? I think you're right. 374 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,041 - Yes, yes! Derek is right! 375 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,040 - I'm really sorry, Casey. I still think you rock, 376 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,483 you just might wanna cut down on your demands and... 377 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,780 maybe try bathing. 378 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,783 - Yeah. 379 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:30,562 Hey, sorry we didn't get to hang out much this weekend but, ah, 380 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,859 maybe next weekend? - Nah, I can't. Amanda and I 381 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,091 are having a Romantic Movie Marathon. 382 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:39,157 - As horrible as that sounds, I'm glad you guys worked things out. 383 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,168 - Me too. - Me too too! 384 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:44,239 - You wanna go get some lunch? I just gotta go dump my books. 385 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:48,169 - Yeah, yeah! I'll go get us a table, okay? Later, D. 386 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,737 - Peace, Ralph. - And you. 387 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,307 Thanks for forcing us to talk and work things out. 388 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,416 - Anything for Ralphie. 389 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:01,189 - Oh and tell Casey... to get her own Ralph! 390 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,057 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 391 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:16,271 - But she doesn't understand me any more and you do. [Bee] 392 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:20,171 - Hope you don't mind. - Ah, yeah. 393 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,805 Minding... a lot. No! 394 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,611 - Geez! 395 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,353 - And breakfast. And lunch. 396 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,309 I'll just take the line again? Yeah. 397 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,278 - No his... 398 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,716 - I'm so sorry. Okay. 399 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,917 - Ralph's downstairs breaking up... 400 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:40,426 - Fantastic! 401 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,429 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 402 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,201 - Sorry. 403 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,169 - I turned a bit late. - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 404 00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:51,769 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32869

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