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- At the current rate
of global warming,
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what is the effect
on migration patterns
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of the Snowy Owl or "ookpik"?
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Okay, well I would
start by saying--
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- Out of my chair!
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- Casey!
- Oh, I'm sorry, Marti.
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I'm just flipping through
my cue cards for the Casey Condensation Method.
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- Casey Constipation Method?
- Absolutely correct.
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- It's “condensation”.
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I condense all the information
from my study materials
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until they fit on the cue
cards. Isn't that cool?
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- Not really.
- Casey prides herself on her advanced study methods.
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- Yeah, I pride myself on my
advanced relaxation methods.
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- Why are you so chillz?
You haven't studied at all and exams are in 2 weeks.
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- How do you know
I haven't studied? - Because you practice
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the Derek
Procrastination Method. - What's procrastination?
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- I'll tell you tomorrow.
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- It means putting everything
off for as long as possible.
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So, Derek, have you even
thought about a university?
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- Yes! I'm thinking of
university right now, you know?
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The parties, the girls...
oooh, the party girls.
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- But, Derek, there won't be
any university parties in your future
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if you don't study in the
present! Because Derek, the future is now!
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family
and all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married,
that's when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost
and others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school...
A new house... ♪
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♪ So many changes
it makes my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother
who gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora ♪
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♪ Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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- It's natural to worry
about the future,
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especially if you want
to be ready for life after high school.
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Cuz if you're not ready,
you could be in
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for a rude awakening. Derek.
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- Okay, so today's bio,
tomorrow's eco.
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When should I start geo?
- What-o?
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- Just my study schedule
for the week. - Oh, Sam, you study?
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Say it ain't so.
- For exams this big? Yeah I do.
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Grade 11 marks go on
your transcripts when you apply to university.
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- Oh, whatever you say, Casey.
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Look, Dude, stop worrying
about your grades
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and start worrying about
what hockey scholarship we're gonna get
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because I'm thinking:
Hawaii U.
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- Dude, I don't think
Hawaii U has a hockey team.
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- Alright. Tahiti U.
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- Em! You're just in time.
- I know! It's turkey burger day!
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- I meant for
the lunchtime quiz.
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- Casey, lunch is for eating
and gossiping, not thinking.
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Besides you can afford
to take a break, okay? You get straight As.
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- Yeah! And they have to stay
straight if I want to be
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a doctor specializing
in infectious diseases,
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or a lawyer specializing
in international law,
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or a civil engineer
specializing in,
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um... civil engineering.
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I'm sure there's something
you want to get into, too?
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- Yeah. A turkey burger.
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And if we don't get
in line now, we'll be stuck with the schnitzel.
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Schnitzel!
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- Fine, okay if
I get the right year
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of the storming of the
Bastille, I'm allowed to eat.
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1789?
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1789! Turkey, here I come!
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The turkey!
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Wasn't it a great lunch?
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What's wrong, Em?
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- Maybe it was trying to
digest my turkey burger while
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you were forcing the French
Revolution down my throat.
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- Sorry.
- Mm...
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...they posted
the exam schedule.
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- What?
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Excuse me, pardon me.
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Move it!
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Are you kidding me?!
- What's wrong?
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- My English exam is on Tuesday,
Geography is on Wednesday
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and Biology is on Friday! You
know, this is just ridiculous!
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- Why?
- Because I prepared
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my Casey Condensation cue
cards with bio first,
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English second
and geography third!
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- That is ridiculous.
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Stop flipping, okay?
You'll be fine.
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- Yeah.
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I'll be fine. Totally fine.
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It's just, now exams
seem so real.
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[Bell]
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- I think it's time
for a reality check.
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So we need to have a chat.
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- I appreciate the concern,
Paul, but don't worry about my grades. I don't.
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Until the appropriate time.
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- Yes, ‘cause you cram
the night before?
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- I see you're familiar
with the, ah, Derek Procrastination Method.
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- Aren't you worried about
the university applications?
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- Oh, not you, too, Paul!
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Look, what I excel
at is hockey
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and once these schools
see my sweet slap shot,
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they won't even
notice my C average.
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- Derek, you have a D average.
- D?
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- D. And there are
minimum requirements
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for an athletic scholarship.
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Look, you need at least a B for
a school to take you seriously.
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- Well, who wants to
be taken seriously?
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Fine, I will hit
the books a little harder next year in grade 12
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and then it's Bahamas U,
here I come!
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- That's too late. You need
to start studying now!
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- You need to stop
studying. Now.
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- Just one more question!
I got one wrong in the bathroom
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so I just want to get one right.
Endoplasmic reticulum.
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- Vacuole?
This can't be happening!
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- There is such a thing
as over studying. - No Paul,
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there is such a thing
as under-knowing.
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Oooh! What's that?
Study tips?
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- Breathing exercises to help
you with, ah, what's that word?
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- [Together]: Relax?
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- I can't. I gotta
get back to work!
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Bye!
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♪♪
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Could you keep it down, Liz?
I'm trying to study.
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♪
- Still too loud, Liz.
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♪
- I can still hear it!
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- Perfect. Thanks Liz!
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♪
- Lizzie!
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- How bad is it?
- Alright, well, I've run the numbers
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and I've discovered that
the best way to turn a D
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into a B is to stick
a line right here.
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Huh?
- I am not amused.
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- Okay, just trying
to keep things light.
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Now, based on my calculations,
if you want to bump up those Ds to an acceptable level,
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you're going to need
to get all Bs
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on your exams and
at least one A+.
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- Oh, well,
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I guess I've got no choice.
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- What, you're gonna work?
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- Yeah.
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Work at bucking the system.
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- Nice!
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- Hey, Mr. Angelino!
How's my favourite teacher?
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- You mean Mr. Pugsley who
lets you nap in class?
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Yeah, he retired 2 years ago.
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- Ha ha! You're hilarious!
Ever consider doing stand-up?
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- No. But I am familiar
with your routine.
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- Hey, ah, Mr. Angelino,
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I do have something for you,
token of appreciation.
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- Right behind home plate,
all-you-can-eat nachos, a free bevvie.
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- Actually, Mr. Venturi,
I have something for you.
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- Oh!
- This was circulating the staff room.
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“Said petition is
to notify Derek Venturi
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that we the teachers
will not be charmed,
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bribed or sweet-talked
into giving
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Derek special treatment
on his final examinations.
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Signed the faculty of Sir
John Sparrow Thompson High.” - Oh, look at that!
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You signed it twice!
- Yeah.
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- Who knew teachers had such
a great sense of humour?
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- These exams aren't
a laughing matter, Derek.
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- And I understand that.
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So how's your lovely wife?
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- You're studying? Well, what
happened to bucking the system?
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- Ah, so you bucked!
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Well, how're you getting
out of your exams?
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- Well, I'm not. I figure
why go to university when I can just live
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a life of leisure?
- Don't you already lead that life?
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- Yeah, but now I'm going
to do it full time. - Wow!
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My own brother.
A snow bum.
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- Ed? Get off
my chairlift, now!
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- Yeah.
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- Derek, I am in trouble!
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- Yeah, I know, but you won't be
if you move away from the TV. - I need you to test me
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because I've been lying in bed
testing myself and nothing is working!
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It's like I've totally
lost my mind!
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- Yeah, if you think
I'm going to test you, then you definitely have!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm planning my future.
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- Snowboarding? You're
gonna be a snowboarder?
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- No, a snow bum.
It's totally different.
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- Teach me, Derek. Teach
me not to worry about tests and exams!
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Teach me not to care
about my future!
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- Well, for starters, I'd get
rid of those cue cards.
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- Oh, great idea! Whoa!
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Actually, ah, maybe I should
hang on to those, just in case.
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- Uh-huh. Yeah,
you have your future...
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I'll have mine.
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- Hey! Hey, look, it's Derek!
- Hello! - Hey Derek!
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- Derek! Come on in!
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[Unintelligible greetings]
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- Watch the gear there.
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- The return
of the meal moocher!
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- Hey, I work hard, you know?
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I cross country skied,
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cross country, to get here!
- Oh look,
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our wonderfully
successful daughter is jetting off, yet again.
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- Hi! Here's
a little something-something I brought back for each of you
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while negotiating
a treaty in the Hague.
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What's going on overseas? Yup!
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Yup. Sounds tricky, but doable.
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[Horn]
- Oh, well, that must be my limo.
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Adieu my beautiful family.
Goodbye, snow bum! - We'll miss you!
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- Derek, you better hand
over that dirty laundry. - Hey, did you catch
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any good powder?
- Would you like to borrow some money?
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- How's your job
at the rope tow? - Are you growing a beard?
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- Huh? The future is now.
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- Uh, Dad?
- Not until you pay me back the first loan.
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- Actually, it's a...
it's an academic matter.
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- What's up?
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- Well, I've decided
to... to...
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work a little harder to pull up
my end of term grades.
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- Finally!
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Do you know that I have
waited for, like, what...
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11 years for you to realize
that grades matter.
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And you know what?
With a little hard work,
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you're going to have no problems
bumping up those Cs. Ha ha!
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- Ds. Ha ha!
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- Ds?
- Yeah.
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- How can you get
into university
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with Ds, Derek?
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Why did you not come
to me, like, 11 years ago?
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Ds? D? It can't
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be done! You know what?
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A lifetime of slacking has
finally caught up with you!
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I've failed as a father!
You have failed as a son!
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- So you'll help me?
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- Of course.
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- I have forgotten everything
I ever knew!
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- You just need to de-stress.
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We've talked and we've
decided that the usual course
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of chamomile and hot chocolate
isn't going to be enough.
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- So we've drawn up a more
extensive relaxation program.
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- We've even called
in extra help.
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- Alright, I've cancelled
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all of my playdates.
Where do we start?
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- Well, first we start
by taking away
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all those nasty study notes.
- Don't touch those!
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- How about we put them
under the bed, for now,
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okay, Case?
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- Okay, Mom.
- There you go.
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Good girl.
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- Okay, each day
breaks down like so:
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sleep, 5 hours.
Meals, 1 hour.
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- Which leaves 18
study hours a day.
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- You got 7 days, 6 subjects.
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That's 21 hours a subject.
- And what about bathroom breaks?
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- Uh, can't you hold
it in for a week?
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- Edwin, we can't ask him
to do that, it's not healthy.
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- Fine. No bathing for a week.
- Ah, if that's all it takes, I'll do it.
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- Yeah.
- But we do have a bigger problem.
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Somebody's got to teach me
the study material?
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- ‘Kay, you know what?
We'll find you a tutor.
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- Yeah.
- Good call. Think blond.
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- I am thinking blond: Dad.
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- Dad?
- Me? - Yeah.
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- Okay! Now don't peek!
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Okay, open!
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- Welcome to the Noralizzie Spa.
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- Whoa! This is...
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sweet.
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You... you did all this for me?
- Ah-ha.
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- Yeah.
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- Uh! Did Edwin forget to empty
the tub after his bath again?
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- No, it's Green Tea. Good
for revitalizing the body.
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- Oh, wonderful!
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Um, you want me to steep?
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- They had this at
a spa I was at.
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Trust me, it is
very relaxing.
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- What are you doing? That
avocado isn't for guacamole!
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- It isn't? Then I've been
making guacamole wrong this whole time!
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- No, it's for Casey's facial
mask to ease the soul. - Yeah, well we're trying
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to ease Derek's mind
by filling his stomach. - How's the studying
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going anyway?
- Considering he hasn't cracked a text book in 15 years?
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Not bad.
- Good for Derek. - I meant my Dad.
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How's the relaxation room?
- We're having a great time. - So Casey's relaxing?
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- I meant my Mom. Casey's
bouncing off the walls.
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- Well, Derek needs guac,
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so I would try a cream
cheese mask instead.
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- No way!
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You're not going
anywhere with that. - Oh, you wouldn't dare!
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- Oh, okay, okay!
You'd dare, you'd dare!
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Just to warn you, I put...
put onion in that.
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- Thank you.
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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I'm not used to clipping
other people's toe nails.
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- Just do what I do:
Bite them off.
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- I've never given a French
manicure before.
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- It's okay. French,
Spanish, Italian. Oh.
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- It's okay, I'm...
I'm still very relaxed.
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- Is there onion in this?
- Mm mm.
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- Okay, so absolute
zero is defined
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as zero K on the Kelvin scale.
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- Which is what?
- I know! It's a thermo--
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- No, not you... Derek.
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- Ah, it's a thermo...
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...dynamic temperature scale.
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- That's right!
That's right, right?
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- That's right!
- Eh! I got it right!
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- Alright!
We have now done
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chapter 1 of the
physics textbook.
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Let us move on to mathematics.
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- Alright, Dad! Well,
I've had a look at the grade 11 math textbook
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and I got a question.
- What's that? - What in the world made you
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think that I could teach
Derek grade 11 math? - Desperation?
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- Yeah, I know the feeling.
- Don't worry about it, Derek, don't worry about it.
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00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:56,554
How ‘bout we just move
on to, ah, chemistry? - You know chemistry?
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00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,252
- I will after tonight.
- Great.
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00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,039
- I just have to go
to the bathroom.
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00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,007
What am I gonna do?
- And don't worry
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it's just a minor flesh wound.
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HUH!
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- How's the relaxing going?
- Terrible.
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How's the studying going?
- Oh, well I, ah,
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I know that absolute zero on the
Kelvin scale is 3.14 degrees.
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- That's pi, Derek. Absolute
zero in Kelvin is zero degrees.
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After Joule determined the
mechanical equivalent of heat,
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Kelvin devised a scale
of absolute temperature
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based solely on the fundamental
law of thermodynamics.
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- You're making me
feel really confident.
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- Me too! Do it... do it again!
- Do what?
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- Get an answer wrong. Um, when
did the French Revolution start?
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00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,911
- Ay, yi... 1799?
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00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,414
- That's when it ended!
Isn't this great?
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00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,447
- Well, I'm sure the
French were relieved. - Derek, when I correct you,
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00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:09,493
it all comes back! I can cure me
by teaching you. So whaddya say?
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00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,191
- I say... what?
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00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:15,334
- Boys, I'm taking over using
the Casey Condensation Method
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00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,531
and I don't want
to hear any arguments!
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00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,903
- You won't!
- Good luck!
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00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,003
- You'll need it.
- De-rek!
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00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,644
- Sam, I'm scared.
- Yeah, it's the first day of exams. You should be scared.
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Speaking of which, have
you seen Derek? He hasn't returned my call in days!
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00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,447
- You didn't hear?
- Hear what? Is he okay?
333
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,950
- He's far from okay,
he's been... studying.
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00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,953
- No way!
335
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,345
- Yeah and you'll never
guess who his tutor is.
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00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,761
- I can't do this!
337
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,727
I can't! I--
- Casey, Casey...
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00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,135
yes, yes you can. Just pretend
that I got an answer wrong
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and you're explaining why.
- Okay.
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00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,371
- Okay?
- Got it.
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00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,547
- Derek, nice to see you
dressed for the occasion.
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00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,348
- Oh, yeah! We were
up late studying.
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00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,621
- Glad to hear it.
And believe it or not,
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00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,590
some of the teachers
are rooting for you. - Oh.
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- Including me...
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and my lovely wife.
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00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,902
- Huh?
348
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,688
- Whoa!
- Exams are complete.
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00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,703
[Unintelligible greetings]
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00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,571
- Whoa, come on, let's go!
- Okay.
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- Ha! We did it.
- You did it.
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- Thanks, Case.
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00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,184
- Hey! I did it!
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00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,440
- You got all As?
355
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,408
- No! I got three Bs,
two B pluses and an...
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00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,347
A plus. Oh!
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- Gym?
- Gym. - Haha!
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I am very, very
proud of you son.
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00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,926
- I am very, very
proud of me, too. - You seem awfully calm?
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00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,959
Does that mean...?
- Four A pluses and one A.
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00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,395
- Gym?
- Gym.
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00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,900
- Oh, Casey that's wonderful.
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00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,972
- What's even more wonderful? Is
you two helped each other out.
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00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,370
- Yeah. Yeah, that
was pretty great. - Yeah, you know what?
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00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,774
Next year maybe I'll teach you
the Derek Downsizing Method... get that A up to an A plus.
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00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:53,007
That's just where I take the
test material break it down, put it on little cue cards.
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00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,405
- Derek! That's the Casey
Condensation Method.
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00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,377
- Casey Conde-who?
Never heard of it.
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00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,416
But when you're ready
to learn, let me know.
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The future is now, Case.
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- Paul, what I excel
at is hockey.
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And once these schools see my
sweet, sleep - slap, shleep.
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- Pfffahaha!
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- Once these schools see my
sweet sleepsh - slap - shleep.
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00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,112
- Paul, what I excel is
hockey and what the one--
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00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,345
- How's he dry by - blah!
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- Sorry!
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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