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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,859 - Oh! - Oh! 4 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:27,831 - Excuse me. - Just can't avoid me, can you? 5 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:31,331 - I'm trying. - C'mon, Casey. I'm the new guy. 6 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:34,334 I need someone to show me around. - Oh, you mean the five girls 7 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:36,497 you've gone out with already can't show you around? 8 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,706 - I haven't gone out with five girls! 9 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,668 I've gone out with six. 10 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,837 And it's no secret who lucky number seven is. 11 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,077 - Ah! Dream on, Truman. 12 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,552 - Am I interrupting? - No, Emily. Truman was. 13 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:52,121 - Can you believe Casey won't go out with me? - Who wants to be number six? 14 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:55,292 - Seven! So if you're free? - Hello! 15 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,292 Do you remember, I was number three? - And we had a terrific time! 16 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:02,425 Tell her! - Truman, I am not going out with you... ever! 17 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,565 - Good call, Case. That Truman is trouble. 18 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,670 - I know! Who does he think he is? 19 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,603 Some fancy private school kid from Toronto 20 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,208 who struts around like he owns the place? And why is he here living with his aunt anyway? 21 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,511 - The real question is: why do you care? 22 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,984 - I don't care about him! I'm... I'm just interested in him! 23 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,583 You know what I mean! - I know exactly what you mean. 24 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:25,415 And I'm interested, too. 25 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,331 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 26 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,434 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 27 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,837 ♪ But Mom got married, that's when everything changed ♪ 28 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,540 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 29 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:49,183 ♪ A new school... A new house... ♪ 30 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,309 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 31 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:56,875 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 32 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,416 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 33 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,762 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 34 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,159 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora ♪ 35 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,931 ♪ Marti and Casey ♪ 36 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,600 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,629 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,304 - Keeping secrets secret is tough, 39 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,104 no matter how secretive you are. 40 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,106 But the easiest secrets to keep are the ones you keep from yourself 41 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,979 because yourself doesn't know what it knows! 42 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,648 - Oh, girls, I got a letter from your aunt Belinda out in Calgary and she wrote-- 43 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:31,051 - The weather's bad, the kids are good, we really should get together sometime 44 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,054 and your Mom's dating some weird orchid guy 45 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,786 from her gardening class. - Wow, Edwin, 46 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,692 either you read my mind, or you read my mail. 47 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,955 - Yeah. Let's go with, ah, ‘mind'. 48 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,764 - Then what am I thinking right now? - I should stop 49 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,067 reading other people's mail? - Correct. - You see? I am a mind reader. 50 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,540 - No, Edwin. You're a snoop. - Hey, I have a healthy curiosity 51 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,640 and the letter was already open. It was practically staring me in the face, 52 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:57,913 just like Casey's email the other day. - Edwin! Is nothing sacred? 53 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:00,884 - Yeah, bro! Where's my copy? 54 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,954 - Unbelievable. Next you'll be going through the trash. 55 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:06,592 - So, those candy receipts I found in your wastepaper basket? That's how you're spending 56 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,389 your lunch money? - Edwin! - Lizzie! 57 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,932 - Edwin, just remember: curiosity killed the cat. 58 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,199 - A cat got killed? - Oh, no, Marti. It's just an expression. 59 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,329 It means people who are curious will get themselves into trouble. 60 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:22,795 - Like Derek. Derek used to be a terrible snoop. - Yeah and he taught me 61 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:26,106 everything I know. - Until he grew out of it and he learned to respect 62 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:29,779 people's privacy. - Yeah and you better learn that too! 63 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,049 - And I don't want any more dead cats! 64 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:34,848 - Yeah. 65 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:40,116 - So. The McDonalds and their bogus need for privacy. 66 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:43,263 What's our plan, bro? - My plan is to do nothing. 67 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,329 - You're not in? - I'm really into this magazine. 68 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,459 - So I'm ready to fly solo? - Go for it. 69 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:54,066 - Oh, man! But do you really think I can handle this on my own? 70 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,068 - Yeah, why not? 71 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,474 - Wow. This is one of those life moments. 72 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,078 - Yes, it is! 73 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,750 - Ahhhh... so what do I do? 74 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:10,049 - Edwin, you're looking for McDonald dirt 75 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,393 and you're not gonna find that reading Aunt Belinda's letters. 76 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,859 - But the McDonald girls are squeaky clean. 77 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,460 - Edwin, the dirt doesn't have to be that dirty! 78 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,903 It just has to get in the hands of the wrong people. 79 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:27,600 So get out of my room and start digging. You dig? 80 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,944 - I dig. 81 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:36,375 - So... - You doing your homework or are you writing a love letter 82 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:40,079 to Allen O'Fallon? - What do you know about Allen O'Fallon? 83 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,683 - I know that you like him. - Did Sylvia tell you? 84 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,845 Or did you read my diary! - Actually, 85 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:48,864 I was on the extension when Sylvia called, but glad to hear about the diary. 86 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:51,718 - Oh, you know, I was only joking about the diary, right? 87 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:55,398 And so what if you know I have a crush on Allen O'Fallon? Big deal. 88 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,828 - You know, you are so right. 89 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,234 It's no big deal. 90 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,596 Actually, I think Allen'll get a great laugh 91 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,365 when he hears about it. 92 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,514 - You wouldn't tell him? - No, no I wouldn't. 93 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,149 - For a price. - What? Edwin! 94 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,834 - You really should go out with me, I'm a very good conversationalist. 95 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,830 - In your dreams. - Actually, 96 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,302 I'm in yours. 97 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,006 - How did you, you... you were just... 98 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,578 - You can't deny it. I'm irresistible. 99 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:19,007 - Another dream about Truman? What is wrong with me? 100 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,878 - Ah, whoops! - Hi! 101 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,986 - Stop following me! - Uh, who tripped over who? 102 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,760 - Well, what are you doing sitting in the hallway 103 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,088 when you should be going to class? - I'm skipping. Care to join me? 104 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,485 - Truman, I never skip. 105 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,927 - Then don't... just be a little late for class. 106 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,374 Or is that too bold for you, too? 107 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,440 [Bell] 108 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,898 - C'mon, have a seat. 109 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,837 You can ask all those questions you're dying to ask 110 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,814 since you're so interested in me. 111 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:53,052 - Okay. 112 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,079 What brings you to Thompson High? - My bike. 113 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,315 - No I meant, I heard you used to go 114 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,291 to some private school in Toronto. 115 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,190 - Let's just say my private school 116 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,692 no longer required my services. 117 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,555 - You got expelled? What did you do? 118 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:12,504 - Sorry, that's a secret. You're going to have to wait till our first date to find out. 119 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:16,002 - You know Truman, I think the only reason you want to go out with me so badly 120 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:18,905 is because I keep saying no. - Then why don't you say yes 121 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:22,008 and we'll see if you're right. - No. 122 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:44,997 - What's the dealio? - So, by accident, I mentioned to Edwin I have a diary. 123 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,331 - You have a diary? Me too! Except I can't find the key. 124 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,038 - Well, anyway, now that mega-sneak Edwin 125 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,170 knows I have a diary, he'll for sure try and read it. 126 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,406 - For sure. Edwin is sneaky And snoopy. 127 00:07:56,542 --> 00:08:00,012 - So guess what I did? - You hid your diary extra well? 128 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,576 - No, I hid it extra badly so Edwin will find it! 129 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:06,186 - Yes! - You like my plan? 130 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,649 - No. I found my diary key. 131 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,858 Your plan makes no sense. 132 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,260 - Trust me. It's genius. 133 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,462 - Hello! 134 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,004 - Don't read and that means you Edwin! 135 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,766 - How goes the pranking? 136 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:32,278 - Pranking doesn't matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore. 137 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,881 - Including what I'm going to do to you for lying on my bed? 138 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,624 - Do your worst. - Alright. 139 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,993 - What gives? - It's Michelle! She's gonna dump me. 140 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,393 - Oh, like I just did? 141 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,534 Okay, so, she finally came to her senses, huh? 142 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,334 - I read Lizzie's diary 143 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,336 and the last entry said Michelle doesn't like me any more. 144 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,309 - Interesting. - Interesting? 145 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,268 Have you not an ounce of sympathy? 146 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,677 - No. But isn't it interesting 147 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,879 how you happened to read this information in Lizzie's diary 148 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,053 instead of hearing it from the horse's mouth. 149 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,651 - Are you calling Michelle a horse? 150 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:18,859 You mean it was a trick! Lizzie wanted me to read her diary! I'm so relieved. 151 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,631 - Relieved? - Yeah! 152 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,700 - Edwin, you were tricked. You were trying to find dirt 153 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:25,499 and instead you got dirty. 154 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:28,871 - Hey, well, as long as Michelle's not going to dump me, I'm cool. 155 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,401 - No, you are not cool and you have sullied 156 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,807 the great Venturi name while getting outsmarted 157 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,810 mid-snoop. 158 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,012 - Derek, you're right! 159 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,054 I have failed you. How do I get my honor back? 160 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:44,080 - Well, you gotta get more dirt... on another McDonald. 161 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,216 - You mean... - Casey. 162 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,322 - Huh, this is another one of those life moments, isn't it? 163 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,924 - Yes. It is... the moment you leave my room. 164 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,087 - Oh boy! 165 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,827 - Silly me. I thought some of my things 166 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:04,737 had been moved but I guess it must be just my imagination. 167 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,870 - Why, Edwin! 168 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:10,776 Looking for my diary by any chance? I heard from my sister you have a 169 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,980 particular interest in diaries. - Maybe. - Find it? 170 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,783 - No. - That's because it's in a bank vault. 171 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,686 What do you think, I am stupid? My diary is my life, 172 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,889 it holds all of my secrets. Maybe one day I will publish it, 173 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,162 but until then, keep out of my room 174 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,191 and respect my privacy. - Sir, yes, sir. 175 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,165 - You? Why do you keep following me? 176 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,935 - Am I following you or are you following me? 177 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:45,244 - I... don't know. 178 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,763 Not again! 179 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,731 EDWIN! 180 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,766 Edwin, get down here right now! 181 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,572 - Hey! What seems to be the problem? - The problem, Edwin, 182 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:17,306 is that when you were snooping in my room last night you took my dream diary. 183 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,453 - I thought your diary was in that bank vault. 184 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,908 - Not that diary, my ‘dream' diary! 185 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:26,088 - Why would I take that? - Ah! Don't act all innocent. 186 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,248 I know very well who put you up to this. 187 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,517 - But I've gone solo. - Edwin, 188 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:34,086 I've lived here long enough to know that you're Derek's puppet. 189 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,926 Now give my dream diary back right now. 190 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,763 - I'm afraid I can't do that 191 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,368 because I don't have it. Now, I would love to stay and chat but I have school. 192 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,541 - Fine! I will deal with you after school. 193 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,740 But I will deal with your big brother at school. 194 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,683 This is outrageous! 195 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,078 Give it back! - Uh, I don't have it. 196 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,924 And, by the way, what is ‘it'? - My dream diary? 197 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,390 - Casey, you actually think I have interest in your dreams? 198 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,819 - Been dreaming about me again Casey? 199 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,655 - So you do have my dream diary! 200 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,661 And you told Truman what was in it! 201 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,663 Derek, I have always disliked you immensely, 202 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,796 but now I dislike you intensely. And as for you, 203 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,973 I don't care if we almost kissed in my dream, 204 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,502 in real life, you are a nightmare! 205 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,813 - So, Casey likes you? 206 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,783 - I don't know. 207 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,497 - George, do you know what the boys did now? - No! 208 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:48,200 And I'm not sure I want to. - They took Casey's dream diary. 209 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:52,144 - No! Not her dream diary! 210 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,211 - George. - C'mon, Nora! 211 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,610 There's nothing more boring than hearing about someone else's dreams. 212 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:01,253 - But I tell you my dreams. - Well, except yours! 213 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,780 Which... very fascinating. 214 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,816 - George, Casey thinks that Edwin took her dream diary 215 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,622 and gave it to Derek who read it 216 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,864 and told some guy she was dreaming about him! 217 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,990 - Nora, I realize this is a serious matter and I will deal with it in all seriousness. 218 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,597 Okay? 219 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,542 - Hey, Derek. Would you please 220 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:28,941 give Casey back her dream diary? And give me a bite of that sandwich? 221 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,584 - Dad, I can't tell you how little 222 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,710 I'm interested in Casey's dreams. Ask Edwin. 223 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,147 - Ed's not interested in Casey's dreams, either. And he claims he doesn't have it. 224 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,354 - Well, I'm claiming the same thing. - Well, he's a lousy liar! 225 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,657 You're a pro. - True. Still don't have it. 226 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,889 - C'mon Derek, listen! It's just us guys here. 227 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,925 We both know a dream diary 228 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,800 is a joke, but stealing one isn't. 229 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,799 - All I can say is that I will talk to Edwin. 230 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,431 - Thank you. - I'm very disappointed in his behavior. 231 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,468 I'm very disappointed in your behavior. 232 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,473 - Yeah? - You got a hold of Casey's dream diary 233 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,236 and you didn't fork it over immediately. 234 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,305 - Ah, nice one D. Given that you took it. 235 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,805 - Ed, it's just us guys here 236 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,818 and, uh, I know you've got it. 237 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,790 - Derek! Just between us guys, 238 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,448 I know you took it just to show me how it's done 239 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,458 and I must say, I'm impressed. 240 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,890 - Ha, ha! And I'm very impressed that you're keeping up the lie, 241 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,256 even with me. - Ah, ditto, bro. 242 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,943 - Don't worry, Casey. We'll get your diary back for you. 243 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,109 - It's too late. Derek told Truman I've been dreaming about him 244 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,739 and now Truman's all “Hey, you've been dreaming about me. You must like me.” 245 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,535 - Do you? - No! 246 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,547 - But, are you sure Derek's the burglar? 247 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,949 I mean, diary stealing seems a little immature, 248 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,752 even for him. - Nothing 249 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,294 is too immature for Derek. - So it's definitely Derek. 250 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,390 - Actually I am virtually positive it was Edwin. - I say we go after 251 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,264 both of them! - Yeah, let's go after both of them! 252 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:59,304 - Ah! Thanks for the support, girls, but are you sure you want to sink to their level? 253 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,941 - Absolutely! - Yeah. What she said! 254 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,368 - [Together]: Yeah! 255 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,279 - Somebody moved all my stuff. 256 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,282 Could it be... 257 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,424 - Hi! - Lizzie, 258 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,490 you ransacked my room! 259 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:24,059 - Oh, please, it's much neater now than it was before. - Check Edwin's room. 260 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,559 - Already did. Came up empty-handed. 261 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,302 - Yeah, well I don't have it! - I know, I looked everywhere. 262 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,498 And you really shouldn't leave laundry under your bed 263 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,370 mold, mildew, moths. - Thanks for the tip and I got one for you. 264 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,571 - Run? - Yeah. 265 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,636 - Derek, wait! You've gotta see this! 266 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:50,078 - Hi Edwin! It's Mr. Fuzzy! Please give back 267 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,615 Casey's dream diary, 268 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,851 so I can go back to where I belong: 269 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,987 sleeping right beside you. 270 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,663 - A teddy-napping? - Please, Derek, you gotta give back the diary! 271 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,367 - Edwin, for the last time, I don't have it! 272 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,799 - But, Derek! - You're on your own. 273 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,905 Right after you give me back my jacket. 274 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,768 - What? I... I don't have it! 275 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,945 - ‘Return the dream diary or you'll never see your jacket again.' 276 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,493 Oh, how dare they! 277 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,886 They de-zipped my zipper! 278 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,755 Lizzie! 279 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,404 Get down here... now! 280 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,229 You jacket-napped! 281 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,398 - And teddy-napped! - So what if I did! 282 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,579 - Here, Edwin. - Mr. Fuzzy! 283 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,908 - Marti! - I couldn't do it. 284 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,184 He loved that bear so much. See? - Oh, Mr. Fuzzy, 285 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,284 I missed you so much! Oh! 286 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,386 - Ew. He really does. 287 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,418 - Yeah! And I also love the money that I sewed 288 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,263 into Mr. Fuzzy's head to keep away from Derek. 289 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,689 See? 290 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,694 - So that's where your allowance was hiding. 291 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,356 - Hey, mine! - You took the head off your teddy bear? 292 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,397 - Mm hm. - You don't deserve to have a teddy bear! 293 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,943 Give him back to me! - Yeah, let's get him! 294 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,939 - Hey! Paws off! - Unh, unh... give it back! 295 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,343 - My jacket! 296 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,495 - Sure would be nice if I had my dream diary back so I could get some sleep! 297 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,672 - Sure would be nice to go out, 298 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,571 but I can't without my leather jacket! 299 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,547 - Oops. 300 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,186 - Hey, ah, I got this from Lizzie. 301 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,427 - You felt bad about your sister stealing my property? 302 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,730 - Not really. But my, ah, 303 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,802 dream diary kinda turned up so 304 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,231 I realized it wasn't you and Edwin after all. 305 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,996 - Oh! Really? 306 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,765 So you must be feeling pretty stupid right about now? 307 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,614 - No. 308 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,479 But I will say I'm sorry. - Fix the zipper. 309 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,679 - Fine. - And hem a couple of pairs of pants for me while you're at it. 310 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,722 - Fine. - And my room could use some vacuuming and there's some 311 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,719 moldy laundry under the bed. - Derek! - Sorry! I know 312 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,562 how badly you want to get to sleep and dream about, oh, Truman. 313 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,956 - Paul, do you believe that dreams indicate 314 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,995 some subconscious truth about your life? - Definitely! 315 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,472 Did your teeth fall out? Did you see black dogs? Did you fly? 316 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,942 - Um, nothing that exciting. 317 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,171 I just keep having a dream about a certain guy. 318 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,077 Who goes to this school. Who I detest. 319 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,079 - But you don't detest him in your dreams, right? 320 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,611 - Does almost kissing him qualify as detesting? 321 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,447 - Sounds to me like you like this guy. 322 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,792 - But I don't! And I keep informing my subconscious of this fact, 323 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,919 but it's not getting the message! This guy is arrogant, 324 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,425 smug, flirtatious and totally aware of how cute he is. 325 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,829 - I see. - Paul, I don't want you to ‘see' anything! I want you 326 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,432 to help me get Truman out of my dreams because he is no good! 327 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,625 - Oh, so we're talking about Truman? 328 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,567 - You know Truman? Ah! Then you know why he got kicked out of his private school! 329 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,614 - Casey. - Oh, c'mon! Just a little hint. Plagiarism? 330 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,211 Vandalism? Egotism? - If you want to know, ask him. 331 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,684 - I would, but I'm trying to avoid him. 332 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,823 - Hm. 333 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,545 - So, had any more dreams about me? 334 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,087 - Actually, yes! And frankly I'm tired of it! 335 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,563 The only reason I'm dreaming about you is because you keep hitting on me! 336 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,103 So will you get out of my head and get out of my way? 337 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,769 - So, do you have a crush on me? 338 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,128 - So why did you get kicked out of private school? 339 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,637 - Avoiding my question. Okay. I borrowed the principal's car 340 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,111 and drove it around the block without asking. 341 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,310 - That's like grand theft auto? 342 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,382 - More like minor borrow auto. 343 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,182 Look, it was dumb and I paid the price 344 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,854 and I'd appreciate it if you kept it to yourself. - I can keep a secret. 345 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,524 - Like the one you're keeping from yourself? 346 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:25,223 - Truman, I don't like you. What can I do to prove it? 347 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,557 - Kiss me. - Kiss you? 348 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:32,333 - Yeah, if you don't like me, then kissing me'll be no big deal. Unless of course you do! 349 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,672 - See? No big deal for either of us. See ya'. 350 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,341 Whoa. 351 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,713 - Whoa. 352 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,994 - New ground rules, which are pretty much the same as the old ground rules: 353 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,858 no reading other people's letters, diaries or emails. 354 00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,759 No listening at doors or eavesdropping on phone calls. 355 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:04,102 No taking teddy bears, jackets, or going through the garbage. 356 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,499 No stealing secrets, no selling secrets. 357 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,343 - Caving to the McDonald lobby? 358 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,739 Very smart, Dad. 359 00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,011 - Now what if I know a secret about Casey 360 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,940 that I didn't steal and I could share for free? 361 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,446 - Keep it to yourself. - Spill it! 362 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,949 - Well, it's common knowledge at school so 363 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,151 it's not really a secret, per se. 364 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,454 Casey planted one on... Truman. 365 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,457 - Hn? - Derek! 366 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,789 - Yeah, Derek! - Planted one what? 367 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,795 - A kiss. - You kissed Truman? 368 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:39,668 You do have a crush on him. - Once and for all, I don't. 369 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,128 - Then why are you blushing? - I am not! 370 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,597 Mom, make them stop! - I am sorry Casey, 371 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,806 but next time you want to prove that you don't have a crush on a guy, 372 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,709 don't kiss him! - Thanks a lot. 373 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:54,311 - ♪ Casey likes Truman! - [Both]: Casey likes Truman! Casey likes Truman! ♪ 374 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,646 - [All]: Ha! Ha! Ha! 375 00:21:56,782 --> 00:22:01,022 - ♪ Casey likes Truman! Casey likes Truman! ♪ 376 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,290 Closed Captioning by sette inc. 377 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:14,272 - [Both]: Peanut butter jelly time. 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