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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,491 [Laughing] 4 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:34,165 - Checking out the new guy, Case? 5 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,670 - No. I was just enjoying a muffin. 6 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,711 But who is the new guy? - Well, let's see what I got. 7 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:43,811 He moved here from Toronto, 8 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,413 went to a private school and he goes by Truman. 9 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,746 - Hey, I moved here from Toronto and I went to a private school! 10 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,353 - I would steer clear. He may look like a ten, 11 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,345 but he is a total zero. 12 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:56,317 - Em, that's kind of harsh. - Harsh? 13 00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:00,456 He's been here three days and he's already graded every single girl in our grade. 14 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,363 - What?! That is outrageous 15 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:05,295 and ridiculous and demeaning and... what did I get? 16 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,472 - What? What difference does it make? It's, it's wrong. 17 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:10,941 - Oh, yeah. I totally agree. So what did I get? 18 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,970 - Um, I don't like raisins in my muffins. You like raisins in your muffins? 19 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,407 - Emily, don't change the subject. What did I get? 20 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:19,713 - You know the bran muffin is totally overrated. Compared to cranberry? 21 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:22,676 - Em, just tell me! I'm not going to get my feelings hurt, 22 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,246 like when I was six. - Six and a half. 23 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,585 - Years or points? - Your Truman rating? 24 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,190 Six and a half. - Six and a half?! 25 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,693 That is ridiculous, outrageous and demeaning! 26 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,527 - Ah, come. Let's go to class. - What did you get? 27 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,833 - I have no idea. - Em, just tell me. 28 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,496 Seven? Seven and a half? 29 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:46,165 Eight? Eight and a half? Nine?! 30 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,266 Ten?! - Nine. 31 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,508 - [Gasps]: O'clock or points? 32 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,880 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 33 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,516 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 34 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:03,362 ♪ But Mom got married, that's when everything changed ♪ 35 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,890 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 36 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,595 ♪ A new school... A new house... ♪ 37 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:12,398 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 38 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:16,402 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 39 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,466 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,135 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 41 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,475 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora ♪ 42 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,811 ♪ Marti and Casey ♪ 43 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,876 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 44 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,145 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 45 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,654 - High school is a daily fashion show 46 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,856 where the hallways are like runways. 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,819 Girls worry about their looks instead of worrying 48 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:41,487 about the important things in life. Which isn't boys. 49 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,598 Really! 50 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,770 - So, Casey. I heard about your rating. 51 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,170 - You know about the Truman list? 52 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,702 - What's a Truman list? 53 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,237 - Some new guy has rated all the girls in our grade. 54 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:56,213 - No! - Yes. Isn't that outrageous? 55 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,212 - No! It's hilarious. - Wish I'd thought of it. 56 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,845 - So, what'd you get? - I bet she got a ten. 57 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,951 - I bet Casey doesn't care what that kind of guy thinks of her. 58 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,324 - I bet you're right. 59 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:08,292 - Ah, can we talk about something else, please? 60 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,621 - That bad, eh? - Six and a half. 61 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:14,257 - Six and a half? Ouch! - I could care less 62 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,604 about some jerk's evaluation of my appearance. 63 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:18,329 Do you know how much time and money girls spend 64 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,774 trying to look good? What if they spent all that time 65 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,770 and money inventing something for the good of humanity? 66 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:26,242 - Like, uh, better beauty products! 67 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,272 - [Laughing]: Nice! 68 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,277 Not high-five nice. - Oh. 69 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,279 - Huh! 70 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,711 - Um, bad day? 71 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:36,215 - In need of some chocolate therapy. Thanks, Sal. 72 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,749 - Okay. 73 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,763 Hello. And what can I get you? 74 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,589 - Let's see... ah, how about... 75 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,625 Your phone number? 76 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,700 - Um, that's not on the menu. 77 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,299 - It's the only thing in here that interests me. 78 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,832 - Then perhaps you should try another restaurant? 79 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,437 - Isn't the customer always right? - Yes, 80 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,509 but you are not a customer because you're not ordering anything on the menu. 81 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,509 - Good point. I'll have an iced tea. 82 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,311 - You got it. - And your phone number. 83 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:07,513 Fine, forget the phone number. Email's fine, too. 84 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:21,361 - Where do all the single socks go? 85 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,304 - Hm, one of life's tough questions. 86 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,799 - George, I have a question. 87 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,431 When deciding if you like a girl, what's more important, 88 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,437 her looks or her personality? 89 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,409 - One of life's tougher questions! 90 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,168 - Seems like an easy answer to me. 91 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:37,437 - Well, it's her personality, of course! 92 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:40,747 - So, uh, you didn't think I was pretty when you first met me? 93 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,280 - Are you kidding? No! I thought you were a knockout! 94 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,746 - Then you didn't notice my sparkling personality? 95 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:49,415 - I didn't say that! Can we just talk about socks? 96 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:54,485 - Please, explain what you mean. - Well. Okay, okay, okay. 97 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,697 Looks might get a guy's interest, 98 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:01,300 but they can't keep it. - So it's a good thing I have 99 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,574 a great personality because you no longer think I'm great looking? 100 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,474 - No! No! No! 101 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,677 Every day we spend together you get more and more beautiful. 102 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,310 - Nice try, Venturi. 103 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,246 - What's the right answer? 104 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,551 - If you don't know I'm not tellin'! 105 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,594 - Ouh! 106 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,417 I think you just answered my question. 107 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,486 - I don't even remember the question! 108 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,825 But please don't ask it again! 109 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,827 - Uh, waitress? 110 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,535 - Waiter, actually. 111 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,068 So you're the new kid at SJS. Newman, right? 112 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:42,535 - Ah, Truman actually. So uh, what happened to the waitress? 113 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,135 - Oh, you mean my girlfriend? - Girlfriend? 114 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:48,048 That's too bad. She's really something. 115 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,081 - Yeah, she is. And I'd appreciate it 116 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,746 if you kept her off your little rating sheet. 117 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,415 - Ah, so you heard about that. 118 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,024 - Way to get attention at your new school. 119 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,785 - Well, us new kids gotta make an impression somehow. 120 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,955 - Well "new kid", I'm gonna be your server 121 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,604 for the rest of the evening so, uh, what are you gonna have? 122 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,101 - You know, I preferred the blond, she's a total nine. 123 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,044 - Ten. And tough. 124 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,239 You get me. 125 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,951 - Hey, how come you look like that? Is it picture day? 126 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,854 - I look the same as I always look. 127 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:29,416 - Trying to get a better score from that guy? 128 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:34,155 - No! But how do I look? - Same as always. Great. 129 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,597 - Oh, Casey. I know I'm supposed to ask if I can borrow something 130 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,807 before I put it on, but I was just so bored with my own clothes. 131 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,910 - Oh! Trying to look good for George? 132 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,853 - No! But how do I look? - Great. 133 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,720 - Mmm. Seems kinda... "try-hardy." 134 00:06:56,849 --> 00:07:01,019 - Yeah, well you know what, Liz? Women can wear whatever they want whatever their age! 135 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,426 - So now I'm unfashionable and old? 136 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:09,729 Excuse me while I go put my old lady clothes back on! 137 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:10,862 Oh, and by the way, 138 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,167 do you have any sensible shoes I can borrow? 139 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,169 - Honey, that's not what I meant. 140 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,971 And, anyway, your feet are bigger than mine. 141 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,444 [Door shuts] [Gasps] 142 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:23,012 - I'm sorry, Mom! I'll never be honest again, I promise! 143 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,712 - I'm ready for school! 144 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,375 - Ah, you sure are! 145 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,024 - Do you like my pigtails? - Mm-hm. 146 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,749 - No. - Huh? 147 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:38,757 - I love your pigtails. - Me too. 148 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,132 ♪♪ 149 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,407 - Nice outfit. - Thanks. You too. 150 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,812 - This old thing? - Old? 151 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,045 - This brand new thing? 152 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,586 - Emily, look at what this stupid 153 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,591 Truman rating has us both doing! 154 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,063 - Looking good? - You always look good, Em. 155 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:17,632 But girls would never rate guys in such a superficial, degrading way. 156 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,633 - I know! Girls are way more evolved than that. 157 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:24,396 - Emily, tell me you don't rate guys in your hallway research book. 158 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,367 - I would never! 159 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,665 ...Tell you about it. 160 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:33,409 - It's colour-coded? Emily, what does red mean? 161 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,076 - Hot. - And blue? 162 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:38,084 - Not. But at least I don't number grade them or anything! 163 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:40,387 - You put Truman in the hot category? 164 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:43,519 - Give me that. Totally a mistake. He's strictly yellow. 165 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,416 - Huh? - Proceed with caution. 166 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,828 - You guys are looking spiffy. Trying to boost your rating? 167 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:52,001 - Please. Your rating is insulting to our intelligence... 168 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:55,501 Though we are curious as to how you can rate someone without even meeting them. 169 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,835 - Well, we're meeting now. I'm Truman. 170 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,540 - Casey. - Emily. 171 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,883 - Nice to meet you both. And Casey, now that we've talked, 172 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,580 I'm willing to go up to six and three-quarters. 173 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,424 - [Gasps]: Can you believe that guy? 174 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,649 - He really is cute. 175 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,245 But his behavior is despicable! 176 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:20,989 - Casey! Look at you, just hanging in the hallway! 177 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,827 - In between classes. Who'da thunk it? 178 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,773 You're organizing a fashion show? 179 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,398 - First annual! Do you love the theme? 180 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,504 - Yeah, I do. You know, it's really cool 181 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,606 that you're celebrating individuality. 182 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,408 - Fashionable individuality. 183 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,880 Nothing freaky, funky, or... 184 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,709 Funny. - "Funny"? 185 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:43,424 - Kidding! Little sensitive today? Don't feel bad. 186 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:46,249 Didn't you just get bumped up a quarter? 187 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:52,561 - Six and a half! - Six and a half of what? 188 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,792 - My score! My six and a half that just got upgraded 189 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,697 to six and three-quarters because of my "personality"! 190 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,830 - Uh, what class is that from? - Oh, it's not from a class. 191 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,667 It's a rating from a classless new guy. 192 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,143 - So some joker's rating girls. The Casey that I know wouldn't even give that a second thought. 193 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,543 - That's what's bothering me so much! That it's really bothering me! 194 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:14,506 And it's not just me. Lucy got a five and she was crying in the bathroom. 195 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,577 Elsie got a seven and now she's getting coloured contacts. 196 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,517 I mean, it's silly to care, but for some reason we do! 197 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:25,834 - Well, I know how it feels to be insecure about your looks. 198 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,060 I wasn't always this dashingly handsome man you see before you. 199 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,727 - Excuse me? - Mm. 200 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,466 - Oh! Oh, you're... 201 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:38,973 You're adorable... 202 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,865 - My ears were too big, my head was too small! 203 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:47,148 They called me Dweebie-Greebie! - Oh, oh! That is, that's mean. 204 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,549 - You're laughing at my painful memory? 205 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:55,124 - [Laughing]: No, no, no! Not at all. You were cute! Really! 206 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:58,694 - Casey, Emily! In the lunchroom? 207 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,894 - At lunch, who'da thunk it? - So, how goes the fashion show? 208 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,698 - How would you two like to join the executive committee? 209 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,600 I've done most of the planning, but I really need help with the little things. 210 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,704 - So you want us to do the grunt work? - What a great idea! 211 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,507 - So, should we put a list together of our favourite stores as potential sponsors? 212 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,011 - No need, I've already done that. 213 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:21,184 Plus I've thought of a perfect way to pick the models. 214 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,723 - You don't mean-- - The Truman rating! 215 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,949 That way it's totally fair because it's scientific. 216 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:29,455 All the models have to be at least a seven but, Casey, 217 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:31,488 since you're a six and three-quarters, 218 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,664 I'm totally fine with rounding you up. 219 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,593 - Kendra, the Truman rating isn't scientific. 220 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,858 It's just one creepy guy's opinion. Right, Em? 221 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,427 - Um... - Ladies. 222 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,966 Ah, it's Carrie, right? Kendra. 223 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:46,012 - 'Sup, Truman. - So Emily. Pick you up at 7? 224 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,808 - Hm? - Um, sure. 225 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,276 - You again? With Emily? 226 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,186 - What, is she your girlfriend too? 227 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,288 - No, she's a... friend. - "She" is sitting right here. 228 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,361 - Then can I have a word with her? Uh, you? 229 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,091 - Sure. I'll be back in a sec. - Take your time. 230 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,627 I'll check out the scenery. 231 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:16,839 - What are you doing? - I'm on a date with Truman. 232 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,209 - Uh, yeah. I know. Why are you going out with him? 233 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,878 - Not that I have to explain myself, but it's no big deal. 234 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,308 He's cute, he asked me out, I said yes. End of story. 235 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,854 - No, it's not the end of the story because he was here last night, hitting on Sally. 236 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,381 - Well, it's sweet of you to care, but please butt out. 237 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:35,287 - Emily, I'm a guy. And guys can tell stuff about other guys, 238 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,361 kinda like girls can tell stuff about other girls. 239 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,390 It's called the... "guy-dar". 240 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,855 - Derek, you need to turn your guy-dar off 241 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,364 and trust that I know what I'm doing, okay? 242 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,540 - Emily has no idea what she's doing! 243 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,809 - I know! Wait, how do you know? 244 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,768 - 'Cuz I saw her at the restaurant tonight. 245 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,877 With Truman, the day after he hit on Sally! 246 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,780 - That guy is doing a number on both of us. 247 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:05,183 You know what, Derek? I think he's playing games with you. 248 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,787 - With me? - I bet he's trying to get your goat. 249 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,791 - Well, he's welcome to my goat. 250 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,934 Just my girlfriend is off limits. 251 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,960 - I mean, he's deliberately trying to provoke you. 252 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,327 Maybe he sees you as some kind of rival. 253 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,896 It's like a "Hey I'm cooler than you" stand-off. 254 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,396 - Interesting. 255 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,408 - You think something I said was interesting? 256 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,280 - Yeah. Hey, even a broken clock's right twice a day. 257 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,420 - I love sleepovers. Thanks for inviting me! 258 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,751 - I'm glad you could come. This'll be fun! 259 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,187 - Yeah. But no snoring, 'kay? 260 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,133 - I do not snore. - Yes you do. 261 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,859 Just after you drool. [Giggles] 262 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,965 And can you wake me up early in the morning so I can choose my outfit? 263 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,438 - Marti, when you decide what to wear, 264 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,770 do you worry about what other people will think? 265 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,105 - Nah. I worry about what I think. 266 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,442 I think clothes should be... 267 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,548 Fun and original. And "me". 268 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,551 - You are pretty smart, Smarti. 269 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,454 - And you are pretty snorey, Casey. 270 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,256 - Ah! I don't snore! 271 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:19,018 - You snore! Fine. [Laughing] 272 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,905 - Don't forget! Fashion show meeting today at lunch. 273 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,811 - Yeah, um, I've been thinking about that, Kendra, 274 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,013 and if you're going to use the Truman-rating to pick your models, 275 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,005 then I don't want to be on the committee. 276 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,277 - Oh, well that's okay. I decided not to use the Truman rating. 277 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,047 - Well, that's a relief. - 'Cuz I'm going to use Truman! 278 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,787 He agreed to co-chair the fashion show committee. 279 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,193 We're going out tonight to discuss it. - On a date? 280 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,056 - [Sighs]: Could be! 281 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,025 - That guy is totally, utterly... 282 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,934 [Hits her head] Ouh! Unbelievable! 283 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,797 - Uh, What? You've always been a klutz. 284 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,907 - Not that. Want to hear the latest? 285 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,909 - Ah, since when do we do this? - Do what? 286 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,782 - Talk in the halls? 287 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,782 - It's about Truman and your ex-girlfriend Kendra! 288 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,224 - You were saying? - The night before last: 289 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:21,490 your girlfriend Sally. Last night: our friend Emily. 290 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,220 Tonight: your ex-girlfriend Kendra! Do you see a pattern here? 291 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,327 - So what if I do? - Make him stop! 292 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,729 Give him a thorough tongue-lashing! - A what? 293 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,273 - Make him answer for his insulting behaviour. 294 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,729 That guy gets away with way too much. 295 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,398 - Why do you care? 296 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,766 Oh! Because of the six and a half? 297 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,876 - No! It's because he's rude and arrogant 298 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,879 and someone needs to tell him off! 299 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,911 And it's six and three-quarters! 300 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,523 - Oh ho! If it isn't my... 301 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,262 favourite customer in his favourite booth. 302 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,918 - Derek, we're having a meeting. 303 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,187 - Yeah, mind if I have words with Truman before your meeting? 304 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,297 - You really like "having words," huh? 305 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:07,299 - Derek, please! - It's okay. 306 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:16,314 - So, Sir Dates-a-lot, what kind of point are you trying to prove 307 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,012 by asking out my girlfriend, 308 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,253 my ex-girlfriend and a girl who's my friend? 309 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,419 - Is that what you think? - I think you're trying to get my goat. 310 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,379 - Your what? - So does Casey. 311 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,717 - You know Casey? - Ah, yeah. She's my stepsister. 312 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,264 But, seriously, why do you keep asking out girls I know? 313 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,860 - Actually I was trying to ask out girls Casey knows. 314 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,133 - Casey? The girl you rated six and a half? 315 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,032 - Six and three-quarters and, 316 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,274 please, keep my strategy to yourself. 317 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,140 - Strategy? 318 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,068 - Oh! You mean the old 319 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:49,274 "rig-the-rating-system-then- make-her-jealous-by-dating- her friends" strategy? 320 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,048 - That is the strategy. - Look, Truman, I admire your nerve, 321 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,078 but your strategy backfired. She can't stand you. 322 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:59,045 - Oh! Well, that... that wasn't the strategy. 323 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,294 - No. 324 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,759 - You guys aren't gonna fight over me, are you? 325 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,189 - [Both]: No. 326 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,494 - [Disappointed]: Oh. 327 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,826 - Casey, what are you wearing? - Some old clothes of Edwin's. 328 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,096 I'm making an anti-fashion statement. 329 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,965 Caring about clothes is wrong. 330 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,773 Plus I'm going to get as many girls as possible to boycott Kendra's fashion show. 331 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,137 - Oh, good for you. 332 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:26,105 - Yeah, I guess, but I'm conflicted because 333 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,145 I love clothes and... [Sniffs] 334 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,180 Edwin's smell funny. 335 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,786 Whatcha got there? - Just some groceries. 336 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:39,220 - Then why do I hear the rustle of tissue paper?! 337 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,658 Lemme see! 338 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,604 - Okay, I felt stupid the other morning wearing your clothes, 339 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,204 but I still want to look great even if I am married 340 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:54,236 and have a house full of kids. Lame, huh? 341 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,673 - Not at all! 342 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,907 - Ahh! Oh, I love it! Can I borrow it? 343 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,676 - Can I wear it first? 344 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,986 - Mom. Trendy jeans, too? 345 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,620 - I felt so great when I put them on. 346 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,316 - You know, I am so impressed. 347 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,028 You know, you and Marti are going to be my new fashion inspirations. 348 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,571 - I'd take that as a compliment, but Marti has been known to wear bathing caps to school. 349 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:23,698 - But that's the point. Marti's not dressing for anyone but herself. 350 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,636 The answer isn't my anti-fashion statement! 351 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,683 It's wearing what makes you feel good. 352 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:34,278 Oh, Edwin, you can have your stinky clothes back! Ew! 353 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,101 - What gives? 354 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,570 - I am putting on my own alternative fashion show. 355 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,540 - Is this because of Truman and because I went out with him last night? 356 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,810 - No. This is because I don't want anything to do with a guy 357 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,209 who goes out of his way to make a lot of girls, including me, 358 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,782 feel bad about themselves. And I don't want any part 359 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,111 of a fashion show that caters to that kind of thinking. 360 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,547 - It's just the way the world works. 361 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,553 - Casey, I'm sorry about Truman, okay? I should never have dated a guy like that. 362 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:18,116 - Well, forget Truman. I have a fashion show to organize! 363 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,827 Would you like to be in it? - Yeah! 364 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,098 Who are the other models? - Any girl that wants to be one. 365 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,227 - Welcome to the Alternative Fashion Show 366 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,037 where all models are wearing... 367 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,969 Well, whatever makes them feel good. And that's the point! 368 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,905 [Applause] 369 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,682 - ♪ Yeah! Oh, oh, oh! ♪ 370 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,181 [Cheers and applause] 371 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,884 ♪ When you look in the mirror, Do you know who you see? ♪ 372 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:50,658 - Woohoo! - ♪ Is it you or someone you're tryin' to be ♪ 373 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,059 ♪ You're playing a part bein' somebody else ♪ 374 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:57,902 ♪ But the only role you should play is yourself ♪ 375 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,160 [Cheers and applause] 376 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,128 ♪ Don't hold back this time around ♪ 377 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:07,167 ♪ Lose your worries and your doubts ♪ 378 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,706 ♪ Just be yourself ♪ 379 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,681 - Whoa! - ♪ Just be yourself ♪ 380 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,080 ♪ Be who you are inside Yeah just be real ♪ 381 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:19,953 ♪ Go on reveal your questions, fears, your pride ♪ 382 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:24,085 [Cheering] ♪ You've only got one life to live ♪ 383 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:28,632 ♪ So live it up Don't run and hide ♪ 384 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,630 ♪ Just be ♪ 385 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:36,174 ♪ Nobody's perfect ♪ - Go, Em! 386 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:39,611 - ♪ And nobody's to blame It's a beautiful thing ♪ 387 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,738 ♪ Knowing no one's the same ♪ [Cheering] 388 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:47,114 ♪ Feel it, taste it ♪ Breathe it, be proud ♪ 389 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,076 - Our models know that every girl has a unique style 390 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,985 and a different kind of beauty. And thank you everyone. 391 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,259 You are all "tens". [Cheers and applause] 392 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,732 [Cheers]: Let's go, girls! 393 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,233 Yeah! [Cheers and applause] 394 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,110 - Hi. 395 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,852 - Bummed you didn't get to choose models 396 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,948 for Kendra's fashion show? - It was good it was cancelled. 397 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:26,081 - I wasn't trying to sabotage Kendra's thing, you know. 398 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,318 - But you did want to sabotage me because of my list. 399 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,694 - Well, yeah. 400 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,592 - My plan worked better than I thought it would. 401 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:34,955 - What plan? 402 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,033 - The plan to get your attention. 403 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:41,132 - You gave me a lousy score to get my attention?! 404 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,236 - Casey, no guy in their right mind would give you 405 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:47,139 a six and a half. You're... 406 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,712 Beautiful. 407 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:54,606 - And you're... pretty cute. 408 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:58,176 But your personality? Needs a lot of work. 409 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,925 [Cheering] 410 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,696 - [Casey]: I'm the klutz? [Drops his bag] 411 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,935 - Alright! - Lizzie! 412 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,211 - Liz! [Cheering] 413 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,079 - I don't even remember the question! 414 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,878 Please don't answer that... Ask it again. 415 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,180 - Yeah! - Marti! 416 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,915 [Cheering] - Come on, Marti! 417 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:32,950 - Marti! 418 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,215 [Cheering and applause] 419 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,164 [Fake snoring] 420 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,931 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 421 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,931 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 422 00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:48,303 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 423 00:22:48,353 --> 00:22:52,903 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34348

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