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I get to hang with the band! 12 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,189 - Yeah, well, Sammy's gonna go hang out with his Mom at her accounting office. 13 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:54,849 - Cool! Tell Sheila I say Hi. 14 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,958 Hey, if you want backstage passes-- 15 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,861 - No! And stop calling her Sheila. 16 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:04,334 - Well, I am looking forward to hanging out at my Dad's law office. 17 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,374 - Since when are you interested in the legal world? 18 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:10,199 - Uh, I'm not. I'm interested in legal secretaries. 19 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,942 - The term is administrative assistant and you won't be meeting one. 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:15,975 - Excuse me? 21 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,709 - Because tomorrow is T.Y.S.K.T.W.D! 22 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,675 Take Your Step Kid To Work Day. 23 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,815 So I'm going with George and you get to work with my Mom. 24 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,090 - What does Nora do again? 25 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,859 - Window treatments, Derek. - I don't do windows! 26 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:35,401 - [Casey]: You do now. [Bell ringing] 27 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,698 - ♪♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 28 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,704 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 29 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:48,107 ♪ But Mom got married, that's when everything changed ♪ 30 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,981 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 31 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,111 ♪ A new school... A new house... ♪ 32 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:57,377 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 33 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:01,117 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 34 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,164 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 35 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,060 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 36 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,233 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora ♪ 37 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,402 ♪ Marti and Casey ♪ 38 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,501 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,096 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪♪ 40 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,666 - Most kids are interested in what their parents do at work all day. 41 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,406 Slacker kids? Not so much. 42 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,412 Thinking about a career is meaningless for the Dereks of the world, 43 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,546 who are allergic to work of any kind. 44 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,554 - Ah-Ah... Choo! 45 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,515 - [George]: Gesundheit. 46 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,564 - I got a hanger! - Ew... 47 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,530 - Alright, I've gotten to the root of the problem, 48 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,629 Casey, or should I say "roots"? - Edwin! 49 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,702 You are a mechanical genius! - I know it. 50 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,001 - What? Did you just cough that up? 51 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,332 [Marti coughs] 52 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,368 - Dad, we seriously need to talk. 53 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,643 - Too late. 54 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,011 But, if you'd like to speak with Mister Venturi, 55 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,110 please give us a call at the office. 56 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,775 - When did you cast me off? 57 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,824 You know, what happened to the quality 58 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,819 bonding time with my dear old dad? 59 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,051 - Well, for one thing, you've never expressed 60 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,946 an interest in what your dear old dad does. 61 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,917 - That's not true. I am very interested! 62 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,027 How's your boss, Mr. Bryzawazawhozit? 63 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,860 - Derek, Casey asked first. 64 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:18,295 And my boss's name is pronounced Bryznewscovitch. 65 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,301 - Dad... [Marti coughing] 66 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:24,073 Don't make me treat windows! I wanna throw perps in jail! 67 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,114 - I work at a community legal assistance office. 68 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,739 I try and keep perps out of jail. 69 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,214 - Fascinating. Shall we continue 70 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,212 this discussion on the way to the office? 71 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,454 - Nice try, Derek, but you already have a job with Nora. 72 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,950 - Yeah, Derek and those windows won't treat themselves. 73 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,623 - [Casey]: Let's go, George! - Ah, coming, Casey! 74 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,992 - Objection! - Overruled. 75 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,443 [Giggling] 76 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,512 [Laughing] 77 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:05,281 - Come on guys! I've got a really important meeting! 78 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,451 - Actually, we've got a really important client meeting to go to. 79 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,180 Ah, dear, Lizzie! 80 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,985 Are you sure you're okay to go back to school? 81 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,148 - I have to go to school! Lakisha's bringing in her armadillo! 82 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,758 - I'm really sorry, Lizard. Back up to bed you go. 83 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,531 - This is so unfair. 84 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,600 - Ah, I'm sorry, Derek, 85 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,600 but I'm just gonna have to cancel this meeting. 86 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,132 - You know what, Nora? You go. 87 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,137 And I'll stay here with the patient. 88 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,609 - But you won't get to see what I do. 89 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,379 - As a working parent, childcare is a big part of what you do. 90 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:39,379 - I didn't think you noticed. - Mm. 91 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,022 - Thanks. It's taken me a long time to get this meeting together. 92 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,178 Okay, good. 93 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,816 Um, Marti, Edwin! 94 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,123 - Let's go! Move it, kiddo! Come on. 95 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,285 - Oh, dear! Marti, are you okay? 96 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,085 - I don't know... 97 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,227 - No, no! The answer is: "I'm sick and I can't go to school, 98 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,232 and it would be unfair of me to spread my germs 99 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,304 to the other children." 100 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,903 - You're burning up. You must have what Lizzie's got. 101 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,905 [Coughing] 102 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,011 - You call that a fake cough? 103 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,014 - Derek, I am not faking. 104 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,006 In fact, I think I'm sick. 105 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,878 and it would be unfair to spread my germs 106 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:19,587 to my fellow classmates. 107 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,359 - Ah, Edwin, you're warm too. Derek, do you mind? 108 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,658 Two more patients? - Hey, I'm just happy to help. 109 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,661 - Thanks. Okay, love you guys. Wish me luck. 110 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:28,934 - Good luck. 111 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,072 - Here is where the magic happens! 112 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,998 - Really... 113 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:36,203 So who're we suing? 114 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,766 What criminal are we slamming behind the cold, steel bars of a prison cell? 115 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:44,636 - Ah, well, Casey this isn't a big corporate office, 116 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:47,847 like your dad's firm. We just mostly deal with immigration cases, 117 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,450 evictions, that sort of thing. 118 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:53,392 - Well, okay, okay, well then what wrongly accused victim 119 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,519 of the faceless justice system are we going to help drink 120 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,955 from the fountain of freedom once more? 121 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:01,291 - Well, actually, all that's on tap today is just filing one brief. 122 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:04,157 But it's a very long brief. [Laughing] 123 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,638 - There's a little legal humour there. - Very little. 124 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:13,969 Okay, ah, then how about a tour? 125 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,507 Who's in that room next door? - That's Bertha... 126 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:19,852 Watch out for that one. She's a real mean machine. 127 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:24,049 - Oh yeah? Bertha? She the big boss? She a real brow-beater? 128 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,653 - No, paper-eater. Bertha's a photocopier. 129 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,386 Took me two years to figure her out. 130 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,062 If you want, I can introduce you. 131 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,390 - Ah, that's okay. 132 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,496 Gotta save a little excitement for later. 133 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,171 - Here you go. 134 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,568 - Mm! The bubbles hurt my tongue! 135 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,773 - Well, then pop them with your teeth. - That's your beside manner? 136 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,776 - Ah, must've left that at my bed, which is where I'll be napping. 137 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:54,179 [Vocally playing guitar] 138 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,923 - Ah! 139 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:57,978 [Coughing] 140 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:01,347 - You know, they say solid cardio's a great way to beat the flu. 141 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:03,817 - Ed, I know you used a hot cloth to fake a fever. 142 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,686 But if you don't get out of my room now, 143 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,927 you really are going to need a doctor. 144 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,802 - Please, bro, don't make me go back upstairs. 145 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,042 It's so boring up there. - [Marti]: Derek! 146 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,639 Bucket! Barf! 147 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,671 - Okay, you don't have to go back to your room 148 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,208 and I won't rat you out. 149 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:26,183 But you're going to have to earn your keep. 150 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,822 Now get Marti a bucket ASAP. 151 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,648 - Forget it! - [Marti]: Too late! 152 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,154 - Fine. Make it a mop. 153 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,987 - Casey, call security. Someone has stolen my files! 154 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,994 - George, I made you a new system. 155 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,726 - You moved my stuff? - Organized, George. 156 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:46,832 I "organized" your stuff. This is a filing cabinet. 157 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,166 It's where you put your files. And I've categorized yours alphabetically 158 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,173 by case type and by the name of the accused. 159 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,505 - Where's the Van Winkle file? I need it for my meeting. 160 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,681 - [Sighs]: Van Winkle is under "V". 161 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,576 Voila! Here is the Van Winkle file, George. 162 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,817 An organized system is its own reward. 163 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:10,423 - Yeah, I'll remember that. Uh, yikes, I gotta get going. 164 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,726 Casey, can you stay here and man the phones? - Woman the phones. 165 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:16,359 - Woman the phones. My secretary Gina? She's sick. 166 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,625 - Administrative assistant. And I am happy to help. 167 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,443 - Ah! I forgot my swatches! Derek! 168 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:25,609 I thought you were supposed be watching the kids! 169 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:29,108 - Oh, relax, N-dot. The kids got pillows, 170 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,412 and flat ginger ale and Marti's the only one who's chucked. 171 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,954 - Marti threw up? - Yeah. 172 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,280 - Did she make it to the bathroom? 173 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,015 Oh, boy! 174 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,220 - Chillz! It's being taken care of. 175 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,123 - By Edwin?! He's sick! 176 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:46,326 - Well, I figured he was already sick so why should I get sick too? 177 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,259 [Coughing] 178 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:52,204 - Give me that. Go back to bed. 179 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:55,071 - Thanks, Nora. [Coughing] 180 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,771 - Ew! 181 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:00,843 - You are obviously not taking either of our jobs seriously. 182 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,812 - So I'm going to have to call Mrs. Marchesano and re-schedule. 183 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,976 - Marcha-whose? - She's a rather wealthy client 184 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:13,116 with a huge contact list that could lead to other huge clients! 185 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:16,462 But no biggie. - [Marti]: I'm gonna barf again! 186 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,859 - Ah, I'm coming, Marti! 187 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,857 - Good luck. 188 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,402 [Phone ringing] 189 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,803 Nora, your phone's ringing! 190 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,766 [Phone ringing] 191 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:41,252 - Hello? Oh! Mrs. Marchesano. 192 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,950 Ah, yeah, we were just talking about how huge you are. 193 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,353 Let me get Nora. - [Marti]: No! Back away! 194 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,816 - Uh, you know what? Nora's just... 195 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:54,257 Up to her elbows in... stuff right now. 196 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:55,963 But I think she was about to call and reschedule. 197 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,925 Now or never? Now. 198 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,265 Where? Ah, how 'bout here? 199 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,970 [Phone ringing] 200 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,636 - George Venturi's office. Casey speaking. 201 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,305 - Immigrant accent: [Yes, hello. I am seeking justice.] 202 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,345 Someone stole my job! 203 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,020 - Well, I am very sorry to hear that. How can we help? 204 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,819 - Ah, well, I'd like to sue my stepsister for utter lameness. 205 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,763 - Derek! You know, some of us are actually trying to work on T.Y.S.K.T.W.D.! 206 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,630 - Hey, I just scheduled a giant meeting with an enormous client 207 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,530 that might have saved Nora's career! 208 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,532 - Oh, yeah? Well... 209 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,034 Well I made a new filing system... alphabetically! 210 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:37,736 [Phone ringing] 211 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,910 Leave me alone or so help me... 212 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,910 Mr. Bryznewscovitch? 213 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,113 Hm, excellent fake name, Derek. 214 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:50,515 You're Mr. Venturi's boss? 215 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,649 I am so sorry, sir, you see it's T.Y.S.K... 216 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:59,155 Okay, you need 20 copies of the Gage evidence by four this aft? 217 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,231 Yes, sir! I'm writing it down as we speak. 218 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:06,371 Okay. It was great talking to you Mr. ... Brizna... 219 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,629 whosa... civvy. Bye! 220 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,241 [Doorbell] 221 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,844 - Mrs. Marcha-- - Mrs. Marchesano? Ah... hi. 222 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,008 I'm Nora. I wasn't expecting you. 223 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,177 - Do I smell throw-up? 224 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,962 - Please, Mrs. Marchesano, come in. 225 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:36,001 My friend Debbie tells me that you're redecorating your family room 226 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:40,068 and I understand that you already have an interior designer, 227 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,699 but I was hoping you would consider me to design your curtains, 228 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,995 or your blinds, or whatever you had in mind. 229 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,707 - If you'll excuse me. 230 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,769 - Yes, of course. Take your time. 231 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,814 You invited her here?! 232 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,176 - You were taking care of Marti, so I made an executive decision. 233 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,686 - Executives make executive decisions, teenagers do not! 234 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,290 And in the rare occurrence that they do, 235 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,021 don't you think you should have told me before the doorbell rang? 236 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,057 - I was just trying to help. - You want to do me a favour? 237 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,064 Take this! - No way! Barf remnants. 238 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,027 - Fine! But do not let her leave. 239 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:18,536 I've got one shot with her and, unfortunately, this is it. Ha! Ha! 240 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,341 I'll be right back with some snacks. 241 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,182 - Well, this is... quaint. 242 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,315 - Okay! Want to take a load off? 243 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:35,420 Oooh, actually that's my chair. 244 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,157 - Hi Bertha! I'm Casey 245 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,696 and I'm going to be gently placing some papers in you today. 246 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:50,142 Maybe you could give me twenty copies back? 247 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,340 Okay. 248 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,275 You're alright, girl. 249 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,976 [Buzzing] 250 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,953 Ah, sorry Bertha, wrong paper! 251 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:10,055 Okay, um, you need legal-sized eggshell. 252 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,059 Okay! 253 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:23,296 Okay. Tray one, staple, left side, twenty copies, okay. 254 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,135 Aaah! 255 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,284 Nine hundred and twenty copies?! 256 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,139 No, cancel, Bertha, cancel! [Beeping] 257 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,247 Aaah! Ohh! 258 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:46,262 Oh... That's not even my good side! 259 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,163 - It's a family room. It's very sleek, but classic, 260 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,596 with distressed leather furniture. 261 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,631 his is what the chesterfield will look like. 262 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,667 - [Lizzie]: Nora! I need you! 263 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,942 - I'm so sorry, Mrs. Marchesano. I'll be right back. 264 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,979 - So, this family room... 265 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,981 is there actually going to be a family in there? 266 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,353 - Yes, I have two sons about your age who actually attend school. 267 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,853 - Ah, shouldn't it be something they'd actually use? 268 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,857 - I appreciate your input. 269 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,789 Maybe your sick siblings have some thoughts, as well. 270 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,655 - He! He! Good one. 271 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,934 - I'm afraid I really have to get going. 272 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:28,174 Please tell Nora that I'm sorry that this just didn't work out. 273 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,040 - Ah, you're leaving? No, but, Uh... 274 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,270 you haven't let Nora do her pitch yet. 275 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,175 - I don't think this is a good fit. - No, but you can't go! 276 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,448 - Excuse me? - If you leave, 277 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:44,118 Nora will kill me, and she is doing everything she can! 278 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,350 I mean, she's treating windows and sick kids! 279 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,286 And, if you give her a chance, 280 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:54,292 she may turn out to be an amazing window... 281 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,996 treater... decorating... person. I mean, 282 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:01,799 look at those red curtains! See how they match the credenza? 283 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,144 - Do you even know what you're talking about? 284 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,970 - I have no clue, but Nora does and here she is! 285 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,036 - You're leaving? What did you say to her? 286 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,014 - I don't know, but I used the word "credenza". 287 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,353 - I'm very sorry, Mrs. Marchesano. I have to apologize for Derek. 288 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,920 - Actually, he's starting to grow on me. 289 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:21,419 And his "get-me-to-stay" pitch was very, uh, thorough. 290 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,763 So the least I can do is to stay and see if your pitch is as good. 291 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,590 You have got exactly twenty minutes. 292 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,826 - Thank you. - [Both]: You're welcome. 293 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,269 ♪♪♪ 294 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,736 - [George]: Casey? 295 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,978 [Static shock] [Gasps] 296 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,883 It looks like Bertha puked purple paper. 297 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,017 What're you doing in here? 298 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,463 - George, your boss told me to make twenty copies of the Gage file to send to the courthouse, 299 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,688 so I'm like "Okay, how hard can photocopying be?" 300 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,194 And now I know: really really hard! 301 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,397 - No problem, no problem. We'll take the original 302 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,529 to the copy shop down the street. 303 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,704 - The original? Uh... 304 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,270 Oops... [Gasps] 305 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:16,375 The original's stuck inside Bertha. 306 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:21,478 - Bertha ate the original?! - [Both]: Nooooo! 307 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,948 - So the room I'm redoing is for my two teenage boys 308 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,915 and their taste is... nonexistent, really, 309 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,594 so I'm going classic chic, neutral colours... 310 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,564 Oh, and I've just got these marble globe stools 311 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,333 which will add a "funky" touch. 312 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:40,272 - Well, they sound very... - [Derek]: May I speak? 313 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,069 - Teenagers don't want marble balls, you know? 314 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,642 They want disco balls! You know, like all that old-school stuff 315 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,812 like a shag carpet and bean-bag chairs, ooh... 316 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,812 Tie it all together with like 317 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,454 a fifty-inch flat screen. Ouh! 318 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,981 - Really. 319 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,646 - Ah, actually Derek, 320 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,324 Mrs. Marchesano's family room plans are already set. 321 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,463 - Right. - I'm hoping to do her window treatments. 322 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,130 - Yeah, all I'm saying is that your ultra-uncomfortable, 323 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,829 uber-ugly plans aren't really for your kids. They're for you. 324 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,865 No offense. 325 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,837 - So, that's the way you want to play, huh? 326 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:24,735 Yeah, well! 327 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:29,947 We'll see who's laughing after Dr. George operates! 328 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,194 - Ah, George, I was thinking... - Ow, hot! 329 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,989 - Yeah, there's a hotline-- - Ow, sharp! 330 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,861 - Perhaps a professional-- - Ew, wet! 331 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,362 - You wanna call the hotline, huh? Last time they took three days to get here. 332 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,966 So... [Beeping] 333 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,639 You can stand here making suggestions, 334 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,098 or you can just help me talk some sense into... 335 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,107 Bertha! Argh! [Kicking] 336 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,939 Argh! Ha! 337 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,435 - George, stop! 338 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,277 - It's time to call the mechanical genius himself. 339 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,713 - Edwin? - Yeah. 340 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,648 - Edwin, where are you going? 341 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,454 You're sick! 342 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,386 - Nora, I was faking it. But when I return from saving my Dad's job 343 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,793 and Casey's sanity from the big bad Bertha, 344 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,596 you may punish me as you see fit. Now wish me luck. 345 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,469 - You now have six minutes. 346 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,341 - Well, uh, come to think of it... 347 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,141 Derek actually has some really good ideas. 348 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,744 - He does? - I do? 349 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,547 - Yes! Have you ever considered some retro elements? 350 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,980 You could do a retro-modern medley! 351 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,146 Consider, for instance, a stainless steel arc lamp 352 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,686 over a modern, big, yet cozy sofa. 353 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,532 - You know, I have always liked those old egg chairs. 354 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,929 - You know what? You could replace those marble stools 355 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,132 with a couple of those! And, oh, 356 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,904 I've seen some really great Danish teak coffee tables. 357 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,543 - Yeah! And a mini-fridge! 358 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,271 - I'm here! 359 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,638 So, we meet again, Bertha! 360 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,890 ♪♪♪ 361 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:26,197 - You know, I don't think we should even discuss the windows. - I'm sorry? 362 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,631 - I like your ideas a lot better than what I have here. 363 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,967 So, why don't you just design the whole room? 364 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,543 What'd you say? You up for it? 365 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,384 - Ha! I'd love to. - Great. 366 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,380 Now, I really must be going. 367 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,223 - Well, nice meeting you, Mrs. Marchesano. 368 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,190 - Oh, and Derek? The next time a lady comes over, 369 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,260 let her sit where she wants. - Yes ma'am. 370 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,388 - Goodbye. - Thank you. 371 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,927 - Ah, you did it! - No! We did it! 372 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,234 Oh! You took a risk, you stood up for me! 373 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,367 And you had the courage to tell her your own ideas 374 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:09,514 and if you hadn't, I don't think that I would have been able to. 375 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,981 So, thank you, Derek. 376 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,610 - Hey and, you know, a job is like high school: 377 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:18,976 you got deadlines and difficult people and, you know, 378 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,647 you make it up as you go along. Who knew? 379 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,657 - George, I'm sorry for being such a total failure. 380 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,030 - And I'm sorry that Bertha 381 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,429 is the most exciting thing that happens around here. 382 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:34,171 Ha! Ha! Your Dad's law office must be a whole lot more impressive. 383 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,739 - Yeah, but you help people who can't afford to help themselves. 384 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,538 Plus I rearranged all of your files without asking 385 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,141 and I thought Bertha would work for me just because I'm nice! 386 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,784 I always try way too hard. [Repair noises] 387 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,511 - Wait a second... 388 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,016 Do you think people become doctors and lawyers 389 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,019 and leaders by not trying hard? 390 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:55,391 You're going to do great things, Casey, 391 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,390 because you go the extra mile. 392 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,362 - You really think so? 393 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,231 - Of course! 394 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,560 [Repair noises] 395 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,796 It was the rear cog all along! 396 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,842 Well, my work here is done. 397 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,671 Here you go, the original. 398 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,048 - Hey, Casey, if you wanna redo your room, you know, I've got some ideas. 399 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,821 - Ah, thanks, Derek. 400 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,220 But if I wanted my room to look like yours, I'd just move into a landfill. 401 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:31,262 - Oh! Ho! Ho! Tough words! Why don't you photocopy them? 402 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,430 - Ha! Ha! Ha! 403 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,603 - Daddy's briefcase is scary. - I know. 404 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,429 So far I've found six different files all mixed up 405 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:43,395 and corned beef on rye. 406 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,695 - I found a bunch of parking tickets. 407 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,337 [Gasps! - Ouh, great! 408 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,043 Now let's arrange those tickets by date of offense. 409 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,676 George is going to be so pleased with his new and improved briefcase. 410 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,082 - Oh, ya think? Hey, Dad! 411 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,954 Casey's organizing your stuff again! 412 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,094 - [George]: Please, Casey! Nooo! 413 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,889 [Laughing] 414 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,421 - Hmm? Hm! 415 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,595 - [Gibberish] 416 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,574 - What criminal are we slamming behind the cold... 417 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,074 [Gibberish] 418 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,311 [Laughing] 419 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,577 [Ringing] 420 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:34,886 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 421 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,756 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 422 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,399 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪♪ 423 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,999 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33502

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