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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:24,318 - [PA]: Have a safe and happy holiday, everyone! 4 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,187 - Merry Christmas! - He's Jewish. 5 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:29,359 - Ooh! Ah, Happy Hanukah! ♪♪♪ 6 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,396 - Merry Christmas! - Muslim. 7 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,501 - Hope you had a nice Ramadan! 8 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:38,043 Oh boy, I'm batting a thousand. Uh, well Em: Happy Kwanzaa. 9 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,171 - Thanks, Case! But I celebrate Christmas. 10 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,376 - Right, right! Yeah, I knew that. 11 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,679 - So are you psyched about your New York trip? 12 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,681 - Ah! Totally! I've got a whole list of things for Lizzie and I to do with Dad: 13 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:49,924 a carriage ride through Central Park, 14 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,649 a trip to the MOMA and the Met... 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,686 And I'm not even gonna think about my break-up 16 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,621 with the sweetest, best-looking guy in the school. 17 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:59,256 - C'mon, Case! Keep up that Christmas spirit! 18 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,262 - You know what, Em, you're right! 19 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,234 My Christmas spirit will not break because 20 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,203 I don't have to celebrate it with Derek! 21 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,871 - This is gonna be the best Derekus ever. 22 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:11,671 - Totally! What's Derekus? 23 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,765 - Derekus. It's like Christmas only better 24 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,307 and it all starts this holiday season. 25 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:19,413 - But this holiday season you're coming to my Grandma's in Florida. 26 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,916 - Exactly. Sun, sand, girls in bikinis. 27 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,619 That is what Derekus is all about. 28 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,292 - I'm down with that holiday. Merry Derekus, buddy. 29 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:33,931 - Merry Derekus, Ralph! Ai-yi-yi! 30 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,630 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 31 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,733 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 32 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:43,036 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 33 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,869 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 34 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,575 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 35 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,808 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 36 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:56,015 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 37 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:59,049 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 38 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:02,215 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:06,385 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 40 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,456 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 41 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,726 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,125 celebrate peace and love; 43 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,598 it's a time to give. Well, unless you're Derek, 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:21,037 in which case it's a time to celebrate yourself. 45 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,314 Which is pretty much what he does all year long. 46 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:28,784 - Edwin! Marti! - Yes, Dad? 47 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,215 - What are you doing behind the curtains? 48 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,951 - Christmas present hunting. - Oh yeah? And how goes the hunt? 49 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,028 - Well, you are getting better at this, Dad. 50 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:41,358 Usually I have it all figured out weeks before Christmas. 51 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,304 Now gimme the keys to your car. 52 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,703 - They're not in the trunk, Ed. ♪♪♪ 53 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,502 - What's up, Daddy? 54 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,535 - Your mother called. Now, she's been invited to go skiing at Mont Tremblant 55 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,542 and she wanted to know if you two are interested-- - [Both]: Yeah! 56 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,805 - Okay, but there's one drawback. 57 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,714 You'd leave tomorrow so you won't be celebrating Christmas with Nora and me. 58 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,817 - Oh, that's a drag. 59 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,389 Can I have my present now? - Yeah, me too! 60 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,888 - Guys, Christmas isn't just about presents. 61 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,592 - That's a good one, Dad. 62 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,494 - Yeah, you're a real joker, Daddy. 63 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,756 [Laughing] 64 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,425 - We won't have any kids for the holidays? 65 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,396 What kind of Christmas is that? 66 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,444 - The best Christmas ever! 67 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,370 Okay, okay, maybe not the best Christmas, 68 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:30,776 but it can be the most romantic Christmas. Come on, Nora! 69 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:35,580 - But George, Valentine's Day is supposed to be romantic, not Christmas! 70 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,645 Christmas is a family time where you get completely stressed out 71 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,285 cooking massive turkeys and trimming trees 72 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,291 and wrapping presents at midnight. 73 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,433 - Exactly! And we won't have any of that stress. 74 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:50,299 Listen, we can make a fancy dinner - just for two 75 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,930 because who needs turkey when you can have... 76 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,926 quail? 77 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,068 - A Christmas quail? 78 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,173 - Oh yeah! - For two? - Yeah. 79 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:02,405 - I guess that could be festive. - Oh ho ho! 80 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,712 Edwin, Marti! 81 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,245 Your ride to Toronto's gonna be here any second! 82 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,351 - Roger that, Daddio! 83 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,593 I'm all packed. 84 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,819 - Okay. Marti. 85 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,324 - You only packed stuffed animals. 86 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,287 - My friends love skiing. 87 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,325 - Alrighty, Dad! 88 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,401 I'm ready to hit the slopes. 89 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:27,029 - Edwin, get a suitcase. - Ah, but they're all taken. 90 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:30,196 - Well, then take your little sister upstairs and put some of her clothes in your suitcase. 91 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,436 - C'mon, Smarti. - Hurry! 92 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:35,242 - I'm not going to put my clothes in the garbage! 93 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,611 - What are you looking for? - Your passports. 94 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,447 I hid them for safekeeping and I can't remember where! 95 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:46,993 - You can't find our passports? [Honking outside] - No! 96 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,820 - Taxi's here! What do we do? 97 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,827 - Okay, Mom. Visualize. You've got the passports in your hand 98 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,730 and you put them...? - In the box at the top of the broom cupboard. 99 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,673 - That's it! 100 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,798 - How did you know that? 101 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,903 - Christmas present hunting. - Well, thank you. 102 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:07,236 - We'll be right there! 103 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,883 - Found them! 104 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,979 - Ah, Merry Christmas you two! 105 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,611 - Merry Christmas, Mom! - Ah! 106 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,847 And you! 107 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,623 And you! Give me a hug and a kiss. 108 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,362 Ahh! I'm gonna miss you guys! 109 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,588 - Liz, we're going to New York! - [Nora]: Wha...! 110 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,134 - Florida, here I come! 111 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,430 - Derek, you... 112 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:32,672 You can't travel on Canadian highways in the wintertime dressed like that! 113 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,799 - Right as ever Nora. 114 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,104 - [George]: Bye, guys! Call us when you get there! 115 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,066 Okay, Derek! 116 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,406 Have a great Holiday, son. 117 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:46,252 - You too, Dad. And I will catch some rays for you. 118 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,449 - Merry Christmas, Derek. - Merry Derekus, Nora! 119 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:51,321 - Merry Derekus. - Ah, ha, ha! [Honking] 120 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,321 Peace out! 121 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:59,529 - Ah! I thought they'd never leave! 122 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,629 - Now, that's the spirit. 123 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,725 ♪♪♪ 124 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,912 ♪♪♪ 125 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,906 [Doorbell] 126 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,875 - Oh! Wonder who that could be? - Uh! I don't know. 127 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:24,924 Don't go anywhere! - I won't, mistletoe boy. 128 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,123 - Aunt Madge? 129 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,585 - You still haven't got a haircut, George! 130 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,834 - Aunt Madge, what are you doing here? 131 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,130 - Oh, I'm visiting my favourite nephew and his family of course. 132 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:42,671 - Okay. Let me get the door. - There we go! Thank you, dear. 133 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,742 And you are...? 134 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,441 - Uh, I'm Nora. I live here. 135 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,083 - Nora is my wife, Aunt Madge. 136 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,179 - Oh, goodness. What happened to Abby? 137 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,281 - Well, Abby and I, we got divorced 138 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:57,783 a few years ago and I married Nora. 139 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,917 - Oh, well, my goodness! If you'd invited me to the wedding I would have known all that... 140 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,023 - Oh... - Now wouldn't I? - Yes. Well, that wedding? 141 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,356 The wedding, it was very small. - Aunt Madge, it's a pleasure to meet you. 142 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,763 - Now, you did get the letter telling you I was coming, didn't you? 143 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:14,097 The one I tucked into the fruitcake? - Oh yes, yes, yes! 144 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,073 - Yes. - Yes, of course. - Oh, yes. 145 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,342 - Yeah. Well, usually, you know, I visit George's brother in Winnipeg, but... 146 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,641 he is so boring. 147 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,683 - Oh, no kidding! He really is, isn't he? 148 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,350 Ah... Aunt Madge, would you like some tea? 149 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,409 - Oh don't bother, dear! 150 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,018 Unless of course you're getting yourself some, anyway, 151 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,850 in which case I'd love some orange pekoe steeped for 2 minutes with a little milk. 152 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,556 - Got it! 153 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:40,889 - Oh, I could just eat you up! 154 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,527 Nora seems very sweet. 155 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,567 Although I always liked Abby. 156 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:52,002 But then I suppose you were lucky to find a wife at all 157 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,008 when you already had 3 children. 158 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,280 - Yes, I guess I was. 159 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,549 - Speaking of the children, where are they? 160 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,319 - I'm afraid the children are away this Christmas. 161 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,989 - Well, what's Christmas without children? 162 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,788 - Relaxing? 163 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,915 ♪♪♪ 164 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,757 - I don't know, maybe I could find a flight to Winnipeg after all. 165 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,963 - What? No! Really? 166 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,965 Oh... well, if that's what you want. 167 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,898 - We wouldn't hear of it. 168 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,444 George and I were just saying how lonely it would be with just the two of us. 169 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,410 Weren't we, George? 170 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,880 - Yes, we were. So, Aunt Madge, please, please stay. 171 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,510 - Alright. 172 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,586 - I don't know about this, George. 173 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:42,519 - I know Aunt Madge is a bit odd. 174 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,515 - No, no, no, honey, I'm, I'm talking about the weather. It's getting worse and worse. 175 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:49,298 - Just looks bad from the window. I'll check outside. 176 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:57,295 Holy macaroni! - [Edwin]: Hey! 177 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,966 - What, what are you guys doin' home? 178 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,506 - Huge bummer. - [Nora]: Whoo! 179 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,912 - Mom's friend? Huge chicken on the highway. Huh! 180 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,975 And it wasn't even that bad. 181 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,954 - This is great, though! 182 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,222 I mean, now you get to spend Christmas with me and Nora! 183 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:15,421 - Yeah! - And your Aunt Madge. - Aunt Madge?! 184 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,964 - Who's Aunt Madge? - She's... 185 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,290 the cheek pincher! 186 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,772 Hi, Aunt Madge. We're back. 187 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,269 - Children! How wonderful! 188 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,342 My goodness, are you really little Edwin? 189 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,941 Your voice has dropped right down to the basement. 190 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,954 Ah! And you have whiskers! 191 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:43,953 And you must be baby Marti. 192 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,393 - Yes I must be. - Oh! Do you know the last time I saw you 193 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,660 you were being potty trained and having accidents all over the house! 194 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,831 - I don't do that anymore. - Oh, you're so cute. 195 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,697 I'm just sorry to be missing Derek. 196 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:03,202 Tell me, what's it like to have such a wonderful older brother? 197 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,266 - I have no idea. 198 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,975 - Oh you... - No, no, no, no, no! 199 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,479 - Oh, are you a real person? 200 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:16,751 Finally! My two daughters are supposed to be on a flight to New York and... 201 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,292 And Happy Holidays! 202 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,218 You're back! 203 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,215 Ye - ea - eah! You're back! 204 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,458 - We never left. - [George]: What? 205 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:31,503 - We sat on the runway for 2 hours until they finally cancelled our flight. 206 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,430 - Well, at least we can spend Christmas together! 207 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,497 Edwin and Marti got back just a little while ago 208 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,395 and George's Aunt Madge is here, as well. 209 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:41,307 How great is that? 210 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,980 - [Both]: Ahhhhh! 211 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,246 - I am so sorry about that! 212 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,316 Mom! When did my room become the guest room? 213 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,325 - Well, Casey, it's the nicest room and I wasn't expecting you to be home. 214 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,258 - Well, put her in Derek's room! He's not here and she's his aunt! 215 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,395 - Darling, the bed was already made, so can't you just be a good sport? 216 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,671 - No! You know the only good thing about this Christmas is that it's still Derek-free! 217 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,737 - I'm home! ♪♪♪ 218 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,753 - I was worried Ralph's car had gone into the ditch or something. 219 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:29,764 - It did. And the tow truck refused to tow us to Florida. 220 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,789 - Hey bro! You're back. 221 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,264 And, uh, better cover your cheeks. 222 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:39,333 - Uh, we have a special guest. - [Madge]: Derek. - Aunt Madge! 223 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,903 No, no, not the cheek. 224 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,707 - Well, look at you. 225 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,540 What happened to the pudgy little boy I remember? 226 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,806 - I was never pudgy. - Oh, yes you were. 227 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,376 - Well, Derek, you were the missing link. 228 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,686 Now the whole family can celebrate Christmas together. 229 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,920 - Sorry Aunt Madge, I'm really not in the mood. 230 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,015 So I'll take my turkey outside my bedroom door. 231 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,987 And, uh, Aunt Madge? 232 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,396 Good, good to see you. 233 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,598 - What happened to my darling little Derek? 234 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,131 - He turned into a teenager. 235 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,137 [Door closing] 236 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:23,909 - Uh, you know that this is my bed, right? 237 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,913 - Liz, there's an aunt in my bed. 238 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,875 - Well, this is my room! You take the cot. 239 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,553 - Oh! Okay. 240 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:34,123 It's just, I've really had a hard time sleeping 241 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,293 since I broke up with you-know-who. 242 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,692 - I thought you were over that. 243 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,034 - Oh, I was just trying to make it through the Holidays without thinking about him but, 244 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,130 it's all come rushing back in a wave of despair. 245 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,974 - Fine, I'll take the cot. - Thanks, Liz. 246 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,470 - By the way... Derek's back. 247 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,014 - What? 248 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,739 - Can I help with the turkey? 249 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,205 - No turkey. Quail. 250 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,514 - Well! How unusual. 251 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,046 Oh, while we're waiting for this delicious quail, 252 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,282 perhaps we could trim the tree? 253 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,047 - Well, actually, since the kids were going to be away this year, 254 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,817 we... didn't get a tree. 255 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,555 - Oh! 256 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,033 - Okay! We're gonna build a Christmas tree! 257 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,103 - Dad, why would we build a tree 258 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,531 when we could buy a perfectly good fake one in a store? 259 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,937 - Ed! Cuz this is way more fun! 260 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,839 And stores are closed. - Uh huh. 261 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:31,012 - Poor little quails. How could you, Mom? 262 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,483 - Well, I didn't go out and shoot them! 263 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,512 - Don't you have anything else? 264 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,817 - Huh! Yeah, freezer frost! 265 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,994 Oh! Chicken wings! 266 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,193 Chickens are just like mini-turkeys, right? 267 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,385 - Poor little chickens... 268 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,997 - Yeah, I know, Lizzie, but we've gotta whip up a feast for 8 somehow. 269 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,741 Oh, hey! Stale croutons! 270 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,169 We can make stuffing for the chicken wings and, uh, 271 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,605 pretend the strawberry jam is cranberry jelly! 272 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,480 - Or try and pretend this whole holiday never happened. 273 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,780 - Ah, c'mon, grumps! Get it together! 274 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,112 It's Christmas Eve! 275 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,218 [Deck the Halls] 276 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,915 - Thanks, Edwin! 277 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,757 Now, if we hang a few more branches on the left side, it might actually stand up. 278 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,564 - You know what, Dad? Forget the tree. 279 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,166 We'll hang Marti's paper chains. We'll eat. We'll open presents. Huh? 280 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,599 - Edwin, sit down. - Why? 281 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,836 What did you do? 282 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,542 - The reason you couldn't find the hiding spot for the presents this year 283 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,514 is because the presents are still in the store. 284 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,513 - What? - Mm-hm. 285 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,645 This year we thought we'd shop on Boxing Day! 286 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:45,991 And that way the presents would be cheaper, huh? And they'd be extra good! 287 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,148 And, and you would never be able to find them! 288 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,588 - No presents? 289 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,764 - No presents? 290 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,534 - No presents? 291 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,573 - Oh, come on, everyone! Christmas isn't about presents. 292 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:02,998 It's about joy, peace and good will. 293 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,495 - You've got to be kidding me. 294 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,968 - Mom, we're kids and it's Christmas. 295 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,477 There has to be presents! It's in the parenting contract! - Mm hm. 296 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,450 - Dad, this is simply unacceptable! 297 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:19,390 - Now that's enough! You know what you all need? 298 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,148 - A magic carpet to Manhattan? - A turkey? 299 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,588 - Some Christmas spirit? - [Edwin]: Presents? 300 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,293 - What you all need is Derek. 301 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,426 - Now, Casey dear, would you mind running up and asking him to come down? 302 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,503 - Aunt Madge, I'm the last person in the world 303 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,603 who could convince Derek to do something he doesn't want to do. 304 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,595 - Yes, well perhaps you could give it a try? 305 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,167 Just for me? Your Aunt Madge? 306 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,237 - Okay. 307 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,709 Derek! 308 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,647 - I can't hear you. I'm on the beach. 309 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,694 - Stop being a party pooper and come downstairs. 310 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,920 - Hey! I decide which parties I poop 311 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,856 and which parties I don't poop! 312 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,961 And I definitely poop this party! 313 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,334 - Derek, it is Christmas Eve! So get your selfish butt off your bed 314 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,333 and come celebrate with your family! 315 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,565 - I celebrate Derekus! 316 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,141 And, sadly, this year it's been cancelled. 317 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,970 - Only you would celebrate a holiday named after yourself! 318 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,077 You don't see me celebrating Casey-us! 319 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,679 - Casey, leave right now, or I'll be forced to be mean. 320 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,323 - Well, do your worst, 'cuz I am not leaving until you agree to join us. 321 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:29,590 - Fine. The reason you don't celebrate Caseyus 322 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,962 is because you have nothing to celebrate! 323 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,232 You're not in New York and you definitely don't have a boyfriend. 324 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,262 - Oh... 325 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:43,138 That really is mean. - I warned you. 326 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,208 - Goodnight, everyone. Sorry I couldn't get Derek to come down. 327 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,380 - Wait, you're going to bed already? 328 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,509 - Yeah, I think I will too. 329 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,314 Once I set up the stupid cot. 330 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:58,577 - I'm gonna go take a bath. Unless there's no hot water either! 331 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:02,117 - You're all going? Where's your Christmas spirit? - Huh? 332 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:05,894 - Does that mean that Santa's not going to come? 333 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,885 - Oh, of course Santa's coming, dear. 334 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,458 And so is Christmas. 335 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,468 [Knocking] 336 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,470 - Go away Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Casey. 337 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,074 - It's only me. 338 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:26,106 So this is what a teenage boy's room looks like. Hm, hm, hm. 339 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,045 Well it's such a shame that when I finally come to visit 340 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,182 you're hiding way up here. 341 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:35,417 I was particularly looking forward to seeing you. 342 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,124 - Look, it's cool you're here. 343 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,227 I just don't want to do Christmas Eve. 344 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:44,059 - You know, when you were a little boy, Derek, 345 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,166 you were such a handful! 346 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,728 But you always kept everyone entertained. 347 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,837 You have a gift, my dear, 348 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:56,280 and I'm hoping you'll choose to share that gift with your family tonight. 349 00:17:56,408 --> 00:18:00,708 'Cuz I have a feeling if you don't want Christmas to happen this year, it won't. For anyone. 350 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,616 - Well, maybe it just wasn't meant to be. 351 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,149 - Well, maybe you're right. 352 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,756 Oh, I'll just go back to my lonely apartment in Ottawa, 353 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,789 I guess, and wait until next Christmas 354 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,025 to have a real family Christmas. 355 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,530 Course, that's if I'm not in a home and I still have my health. 356 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,425 - Aunt Madge, not going on your guilt trip. 357 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,768 But nice try! I mean, you really haven't lost your touch. 358 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,413 - Well, apparently I have. 359 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:37,322 - So, ah... This Christmas thing's really important to you? 360 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,549 - Yes, it really is. 361 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,586 - Then I'm in. 362 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,461 But there is still a problem. 363 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,961 I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Derekus! 364 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,563 - Well, then that will just have to do. 365 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,167 - Ah, no, no! Ah, no cheeks! 366 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,039 Up and at 'em you two. 367 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,399 - But I've got the holiday blues. 368 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:03,478 - Oh get over yourself! We got some rehearsing to do. - Rehearsing? 369 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,409 - Rehearsing what? - The show we're gonna put on for Aunt Madge. 370 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,745 - Wow. How'd she get you to do that? 371 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,081 - She just asked. 372 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,831 Announcing the celebration of the festival of Derekus! 373 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,636 And, in honour of our special guest, Aunt Madge, 374 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:34,139 we will be telling the story of how the Venturis 375 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,813 and the McDonalds came together. 376 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,312 Featuring the Derekus Players! 377 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,280 Now, our tale begins with a guy named George. 378 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,217 Poor George was oh so lonely. - [Madge]: Ahh. 379 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,364 - I'm oh so lonely. 380 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,390 - [Madge]: Poor George. - I wish I could meet the love of my life. 381 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,496 - But then one day... 382 00:19:56,628 --> 00:20:00,128 Lonely George met the love of his life, at a party. 383 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,099 ♪♪♪ 384 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,704 - Be still my beating heart. 385 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:10,276 - So, lonely George took his heart in his hand. 386 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:14,449 - Nora, will you marry me? 387 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,250 - Sure! Why not. - Yes! Yes! 388 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,692 - I'll tell her why not! Because she hadn't told her own children! 389 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,589 - I'm Casey. I like Toronto 390 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:28,263 and I don't want to go and live with George and his weirdo kids. 391 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,663 - Meanwhile in London, Ontario, little Marti was ticked off, too! 392 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:36,598 - Forget it, Daddy! Five kids in one house? That's way too many! 393 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,895 I'm the only girl and I like it that way. 394 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:42,407 - But George and Nora didn't care what their kids thought. 395 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,581 No! They got married anyway. 396 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,380 And now there are 5 kids 397 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,782 and they actually get along pretty well. 398 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,245 - Uh, except for Casey and Derek. 399 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,854 - Except for Casey and Derek. - Oh! 400 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,557 - [George]: Thanks, guys! 401 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,303 - Thank you, Derek. 402 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,771 - Oh, oh, oh! It's not over yet, Aunt Madge! 403 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,801 You must join me in the Derekus dance! 404 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,638 Everybody, get a hat on! 405 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,737 ♪♪♪ 406 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:23,147 Ha, ha! 407 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:27,151 And they're not so sad any more! 408 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:36,134 [Doorbell] - Hey! I think I hear bells. 409 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,601 [Doorbell] 410 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:42,703 Hi! - [Edwin]: Alright! 411 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,804 - Merry Derekus! 412 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:49,636 Behold the feast of Derekus! 413 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:53,445 - You found a Chinese restaurant that delivers in a snowstorm? 414 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:56,078 - Anything's possible on Derekus! 415 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,654 Especially when the delivery guy's got four-wheel drive. 416 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,554 - [Edwin]: Ah, yeah! [All laughing] 417 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,834 ♪♪♪ 418 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,303 - He's not here, she's in the... 419 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,774 - You know that's my bed, right? Stop laughing... 420 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,484 [Giggling] - Ahhh! 421 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,479 - Cut! - Is there a Derekus dance or anything? 422 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,459 - And it all starts this holiday season. 423 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,163 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 424 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,855 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 425 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:48,667 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 426 00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:53,267 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33804

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