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Let's go check it out. 8 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,140 Come on! - Surprise! 9 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,782 It's our uh... anniversary. 10 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,349 So I got you, ah... 11 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:47,078 This? 12 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,523 - A pen? - Yeah! 13 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,649 Four months is the, ah... 14 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,015 "penniversary". - But it hasn't been four months. 15 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:58,215 - It sure feels like it has. In a good way. 16 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,688 - Max, why are you acting all squirrely? 17 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,628 - Tell me you're not here to sign up for cheerleading? 18 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,433 - Oh! So that's what this is! 19 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,536 - Don't worry, Amy. She's not. 20 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,838 - And why am I not? Cuz your ex- girlfriend Amy's a cheerleader? 21 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:14,771 - Head cheerleader! And, c'mon Case, this is not your thing. 22 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,738 - What? You don't think I have what it takes to be a cheerleader? 23 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:20,877 - No, no, no! It's just really competitive. - Competitive? Hm! 24 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,184 Well, so am I! [Bell ringing] 25 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,917 - Oh... perfect. 26 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,161 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 27 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:37,264 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 28 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:40,567 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 29 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,400 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 30 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,106 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 31 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,339 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 32 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:53,576 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 33 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,623 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 34 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,789 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 35 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:03,959 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 36 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:07,030 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,430 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:13,772 e very best in people. But... 39 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,700 When the competitive spirit gets mean-spirited? 40 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,006 Things can get ugly. 41 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,079 - [Nora]: Edwin may I have the, ah, vinegar? 42 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,538 - So Edwin is trying out for the hockey team tomorrow. 43 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,307 - Go Edwin go! 44 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,916 - How cool! And I am trying out for the cheerleading squad. 45 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:31,548 - Go Casey go! 46 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,854 - Uh, what now? 47 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,187 - [Nora]: I didn't know you were interested in cheerleading. - Ah, well she is very perky. 48 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,994 - Thank you! And I'm already at all the football games cuz of Max 49 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,027 and it's the closest thing to dance at our school. 50 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,003 - Hey, I used to be a cheerleader. I could show you some moves! 51 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,972 - You never showed me any of your moves. - Ew! 52 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,042 - My stepmom and my stepsister cheerleading? 53 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,971 Thanks for ruining the best spectator sport ever. 54 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,313 ♪♪♪ 55 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,250 - [Derek]: Dude, this is going to be classic. 56 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,656 - Totally. It's like picking a dish from a girl buffet. 57 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,659 - No! No shopping today Ralph. 58 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,691 I am here to laugh at Casey. 59 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:18,397 - But I thought you were looking for a cheerleader to help you get over that whole Sally thing. 60 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,671 - Dude, what Sally thing? There is no Sally thing. 61 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,871 - That's why you need to get over it! 62 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:27,714 - Maybe I shouldn't be here. 63 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,880 - I agree. Let's go. - Em! 64 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:32,449 You're supposed to encourage me. - To be a cheerleader? 65 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,849 Whoa, isn't that...? 66 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,381 - Max's ex, Amy? Yeah, I know. 67 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,447 She's the head cheerleader. 68 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,486 - You're walking into the lion's den, why? 69 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,561 - Em, they broke up months ago. 70 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,160 I'm just another girl trying out, not her ex's new girlfriend. 71 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,562 - You just keep believing that. - Okay, everybody, let's get this started. 72 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:52,265 First up we have Casey McDonald. 73 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:01,870 ♪♪♪ 74 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,552 - That was... - Heinous. 75 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,822 You didn't even do one cheer. - Oh. 76 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,651 - This is cheerleading, not ballet. 77 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:50,416 ♪♪♪ Girls? Show her how it's done. 78 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,174 - Hey, don't worry about it! 79 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,773 ♪♪♪ 80 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,147 - Ooh hoo! That's awesome! 81 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:19,545 Good job girls. ♪♪♪ 82 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,786 - I'm no expert but I thought Casey was pretty good, eh? 83 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,728 ♪♪♪ 84 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,000 Derek? - Wha...? 85 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:32,529 Didn't notice. 86 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,404 - So how'd the tryouts go? - Terribly. Amy humiliated me. 87 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:42,178 - I told you cheerleading's really competitive. That's why Amy's so good at it. 88 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,408 - So I should just avoid her? Let her intimidate me? 89 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,414 Well I can be bigger than that. 90 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,546 I just don't get why she has it in for me. 91 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:53,021 - Amy thinks you're the reason she and I aren't still going out. 92 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,692 - What? That's ridiculous. You guys were already broken up when we started going out. 93 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,533 - I know, it's just she wanted to get back together and I didn't cuz of you. 94 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,529 - Well no need to worry about your old girlfriend 95 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,832 and your new girlfriend cheerleading together. 96 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,034 I tanked the audition. - Yes! 97 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,896 I mean... harsh. 98 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,466 - Thanks a lot. 99 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,335 - So what line are you gonna use? 100 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,605 - Uh... nice shoes. 101 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,714 - Nice! 102 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,676 Cuz I thought your confidence might've been shot 103 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,584 after Sally shot you down. 104 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,686 - Thanks. 105 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:31,188 Amy, right? 106 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,194 - You must be the infamous Derek. 107 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,926 - Hey, you can't believe everything you hear. - That's too bad. 108 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,072 I was hoping I could. 109 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,628 Call me. 110 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,538 - I will. 111 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:47,040 - So the 'nice shoes' line worked huh? 112 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,043 You mind if I use it? 113 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:52,405 - It's all yours, buddy. 114 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,245 - Yes! 115 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,320 Nice shoes. 116 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,048 - Hey! You rock the hockey tryouts or what? 117 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,887 - Some twelve-sandwich-eating- six-foot-five... 118 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,993 uni-browed-Sasquatch beat me out for the goalie position. 119 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:10,326 - Look, look, Edwin, hockey isn't the only sport. Try out for another team. 120 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,073 - Yeah! Come on, we Venturis don't give up. 121 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,439 - You're right. 122 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,738 This is just a temporary setback. - Yeah. 123 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:22,141 - I can make another team. I am a Venturi after all! 124 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,335 - Yeah! - Hockey's lame, anyway. 125 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,707 - [George]: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on, Edwin! - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! 126 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:30,576 - Sorry, sorry! Well, hey, you guys think I should go for wrestling tryouts tomorrow? 127 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:33,086 - You? Wrestling? 128 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:36,189 Ah, yeah, sure! Why not? 129 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,992 - Dad, do you think you could help me practice? 130 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,064 - Yeah! Yeah! Sure! Why not? 131 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,733 - Sweet. I'm gonna go get changed. 132 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,328 - You do realize this kid doesn't stand a chance? 133 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,138 - Sure he does. Why not? 134 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,240 Probably. Maybe. 135 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,272 No, not at all. 136 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,278 Hey! How did cheerleading tryouts go? 137 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:02,151 - Terribly. The high point of my day was Ralph complimenting me on my shoes. 138 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,650 ♪♪♪ 139 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,655 [Applause & cheering] 140 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,197 ♪♪♪ - Stare in horror at the menace that is... 141 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,330 Sir Stinks-a-lot! 142 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:24,096 I knock out people by making them smell... 143 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,067 My gym socks. - Oh, Edwin! 144 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:30,075 Greco-Roman wrestling is different from the kind on TV. 145 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,379 It's less theatrics. It's more skill. 146 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,411 - Gotcha. So.. 147 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:37,417 You think you can show me the flying crack back? 148 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,050 - No, no, I can't. But I can, ah, you know... 149 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,756 I can teach you some of the basics cuz, ah, I used to wrestle in high school. 150 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:48,662 Now, the key to mastering wrestling is leverage, huh? 151 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,764 Leverage. Let me show you this move, huh? 152 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,167 - Okay. - [Cracking]: Let's... Oh! 153 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,329 [Bones popping]: Oh! 154 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,638 - Dad, what's that move called? - It's called the 'pinched nerve'. 155 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,281 Edwin, help me sit down. 156 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:05,778 Ah! Ow! - Okay. 'Kay, 'kay, alright! Ba... easy. 157 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,752 - Why do you want to be a cheerleader anyway? 158 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,220 Blowing the audition was a good thing. 159 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,419 - Public humiliation is a good thing? 160 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,122 Tell me, Em, when you lost your mind, was it gradual or all at once? 161 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:18,064 - If you had made the team, you would have been surrounded by 162 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,430 fluffy, gum-chewing, pom-pom queens 163 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,829 who'd want to take control of your mind and turn you into one of them. 164 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,873 - You know what, Em? You're right. 165 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:29,598 What do I have in common with those airheads? Crystal! 166 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,105 - Hey Casey. I wanted to talk to you after tryouts, but I had to race home to study. 167 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,309 - Really? 168 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,781 - Listen, the team thought you were great. - Really? 169 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,880 - A little unconventional, 170 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,122 but totally amazing! We want you on the team. 171 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,589 - Ahhhh! - Ahhhh! 172 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,149 - Um... Yeah? 173 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,387 [Giggling] - Woo! 174 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,163 - Woo! Woo! 175 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,728 - Now you may all think you're on the team, but you're not. 176 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,403 Yet. 177 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,002 There are 7 of you here and only 5 spots. 178 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,974 Two of you are going home. 179 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,943 - What Amy is trying to say 180 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,984 is make practices and work hard, or we'll have to cut you. 181 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,981 - And why don't we start with... Casey. 182 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,484 You wanna show us the basic routines? 183 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:21,016 - Um, but I just got them this morning. I haven't had a chance to memorize-- 184 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,763 - Strike one. Always come prepared. You'll have to sit out today. 185 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,190 - What? That's totally unfair! 186 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:31,096 - You know, strangely enough, whining isn't one of our cheers. 187 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,196 - [Derek]: I thought you had wrestling tryouts. 188 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,195 - Oh, yeah. I did. 189 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,967 And I got pinned in 3 seconds. 190 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,007 Not even my gym socks could save me. 191 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,112 - You'll find a team that wants you, Edwin. 192 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,754 - But there aren't any teams left. 193 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:50,949 - Edwin, Edwin! These things happen. I mean, look at Casey. 194 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,023 She blew her cheerleading tryouts. 195 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,792 - Actually I made the first cut. - [Derek]: Really. 196 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,120 - Thanks anyway, Dad. - Ooh! 197 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,587 - Well, if it makes him feel any better, I probably won't make the second cut 198 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:03,156 cuz the head cheerleader totally has it in for me. 199 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,525 - Oh, what a coincidence! 200 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,774 I'm dating the head cheerleader. 201 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,473 ♪♪♪ 202 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,875 - Easy, easy! - Whaaaa... Ow! oooh! 203 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,550 - You okay? You okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sp... 204 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,748 Oh, Edwin, could you dip me a carrot? 205 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,754 - Ah, that's the one sporting activity I can do. 206 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,717 - Hey guys! Guess who got a hat trick at soccer this evening? 207 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,626 - Oh, at least someone's living up to the family name. 208 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,899 - Sorry, Edwin. Didn't mean to rub it in. Well, I gotta go change. 209 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,636 - Edwin. I hope I wasn't putting too much pressure on you to, to make a school team. 210 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,910 I mean you've got other talents besides sports. 211 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,580 - Ha! Name one. - Well... 212 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,710 You've got a great sense of humour. You're a really good dancer! 213 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:57,046 - Ah, a funny dancer. That'll come in handy! [Chuckling] 214 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,423 - One, two, three, four 215 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,422 and five and six and seven and eight... 216 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,561 You don't want me to practice? Take it up with your girlfriend. - Hm? 217 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,034 - Oh, you know, Amy? The girl you're only dating to annoy me. 218 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,733 - Uh, no, I'm only dating her because she's on the list. 219 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,866 - The wha? - The list of girls I'd like to date. 220 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,601 Super model, French chick, cheerleader... 221 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,608 - Could you be any more shallow? 222 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,840 - This coming from a cheerleader. Go Casey! 223 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,006 - Ah, I'm not a cheerleader... yet. 224 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,905 But what's more interesting is why Amy's dating you. 225 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,588 - Oh, because she has good taste. - No! To torment me. 226 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:37,188 I just don't get how you could date that... 227 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,333 - I just can't believe you're gonna practice your routine 228 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,758 without my boom box. 229 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,897 ♪♪♪ 230 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,799 - Well, I hope you and... are really happy together! 231 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,642 - Thanks! 232 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,107 ♪♪♪ 233 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,483 - [Both]: Aaaah!!! 234 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,311 - Edwin! What are you doing here? 235 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,777 - Sorry. I fell asleep after I was finished feeling sorry for myself. 236 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,847 - Ed, so what if sports aren't your thing? 237 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,957 - Yeah. - Listen, you mind if I practice? 238 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,959 I have to nail this cheerleading routine. 239 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,661 - Yeah. Knock yourself out. 240 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:21,396 Scootboot updown double lock, bus stop? You guys doin' any drops? 241 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,804 I took hip-hop. 242 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:27,006 - You? - It was just a phase and don't tell Derek. 243 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:37,153 ♪♪♪ 244 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,017 Okay stop, stop. 245 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,462 You're off beat, you gotta sharpen and tighten up your turns. 246 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,659 - Hey! Wan... wanna work on the rest? 247 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,295 - Sure. ♪♪♪ 248 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,439 - Oh, and Derek also told me about this time when she was trying to blow out the candles 249 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,709 on her birthday cake and Klutzilla burned both her eyebrows off. 250 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,339 Oh, hi Casey! Didn't know you were there. 251 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,514 - Well I am. And Derek lied! 252 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,553 I never burned my eyebrows. 253 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,579 It was my eyelashes. And they grew back! 254 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,424 - Those are real? Ah, you coulda fooled me! 255 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,322 - Somethin' you need to talk about? 256 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,357 - Yeah, cheerleading. 257 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:23,262 - Oooh! I don't really... - It's the captain, Amy. 258 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,225 She's been giving me all this attitude. 259 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,734 - Any idea why? - Well, she went out with Max before me 260 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,696 and she blames me cuz they broke up. 261 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,895 - So she's a little competitive? 262 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,207 - That is an understatement. 263 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,280 She's trying to squash me and she's doing a pretty good job so far. 264 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,749 - Okay, so what are you gonna do about it? - Squash back? 265 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:45,419 - Be careful, you see, because obviously Amy feels a little threatened. 266 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,751 - But I'm not threatening her. She's threatening me. Aren't you listening? 267 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,388 - Well, you are dating her ex 268 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,263 and now you're challenging her on her cheerleading turf. 269 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:58,533 - Well, Max said she was competitive. 270 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,934 - Ah, I guess he likes competitive girls! Ha! 271 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:05,396 - I am nothing like Amy! 272 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,339 Am I? ♪♪♪ 273 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,120 - Alright, girls. Time to show me what you've got. 274 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,918 First up, Casey. 275 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,499 ♪♪♪ 276 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,880 - That was incredible. I loved the ending. 277 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:53,815 What was that? - Something I learned last night. 278 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:57,622 - You were supposed to learn the routine I gave you. - I did. I just embellished it. 279 00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,586 - If by embellish you mean you made it better! 280 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,626 - What? - C'mon, Amy, we all saw it. 281 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,572 - Oh, and I suppose everyone thinks Casey's routine is better? 282 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,339 - Kinda. - Mm hm. 283 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,708 - Great. Well Casey can lead the pep rally. I quit. 284 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,981 - What? ♪♪♪ 285 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,754 - I can't believe Casey! Her lame attitude, 286 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,580 her lame dancing, her lame... hair. 287 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,687 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Ah, Casey's lame. 288 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,159 Tell me something I don't know. - Can you believe she turned my own squad against me? 289 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,589 - Yes! Movie tonight? - Well, we'll see how the pep rally goes without me. 290 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,096 It'll be a complete disaster and it'll all be Casey's fault. 291 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,158 - Well, most things are. 292 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,027 So, let's talk about something else. 293 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,536 - Kind of hard when she's plotting to ruin my life! 294 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,869 - 'Kay, Casey's not the plotting type, more like the annoying type. 295 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,035 - Are you defending her? - No, but can we talk about something else? 296 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,775 - Course we can, I'm sorry! 297 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,811 I can't wait to see the look on Casey's face 298 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,847 when the whole team begs me to come back. 299 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,756 [Cheering & whistling] 300 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,661 - Guess what? I made a team. - You're a water boy? 301 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,704 - Better. Our school doesn't have a mascot and 302 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,430 helping Casey got me thinking. - No, you didn't! - Oh, yeah! 303 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,995 Showed the coach my mad dance skills and he gave me the job. 304 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,166 I'm a bushy-tailed squirrel! 305 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:24,314 - Dude, tell me you're joking. You don't wanna now be the biggest loser in your school. 306 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,305 - You know what, Derek? You and I have different talents, okay? So deal with it! 307 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,778 - [Casey]: Hi. 308 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,946 - And, you know what? 309 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:36,585 If dressing up like a big plushy goofball and shaking my bushy tail makes me a loser? 310 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,662 Then I'm cool with that. 311 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:43,161 - What are you teaching him? 312 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,465 - Shouldn't you be out with Amy? - No. I really shouldn't. 313 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,868 - 'Cuz she kinda had this blow up at practice. 314 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,901 Seemed pretty upset. Might want to call her. 315 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,436 - To hear her whine about you? 316 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,442 I'll pass. But one question: 317 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,005 did you really try and take over her team? 318 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,214 - Not at all! - So they asked her to come back. 319 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,317 - No! Did she think they would? 320 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,450 - Yes! So can you two please make up 321 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,116 so I don't have to listen to her complain about you anymore? 322 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:15,234 - Weirdly, that may be good advice. 323 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,929 Hey, Amy. Can we talk? 324 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,595 - You've already got Max and the team, what else do you want? 325 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,904 My locker, my dog, my snow globe collection? 326 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,508 - You collect snow globes, too? - No! 327 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,210 - Hey! Everyone wants you back on the team. 328 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,253 - Really? Then why didn't 'everyone' tell me that? 329 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,354 - Whoa! 330 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,993 - Are you okay? - Ow! 331 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,148 Yeah I think I just twisted my ankle. 332 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,417 Guess you'll have to lead the pep rally. 333 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:48,426 - Nice try. You might be good at choreography, but acting? Eh. 334 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,500 - Look, I never wanted to take over. 335 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,570 I was just trying to make the team. 336 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,999 - Yeah, I believe that about as much as your twisted ankle. 337 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,204 - Amy, I'm sorry. 338 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,307 I never should have tried out. 339 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,469 - So you're quitting? - Yeah. 340 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,538 But not because you've been so mean to me. 341 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,946 I'm quitting because the competition between you and me isn't good for the team. 342 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,950 - You're right, it isn't. 343 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,053 But you know what would be good for the team? 344 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,215 Is if you and I... work together. 345 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,372 - Will Amy show? 346 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,498 - Do you think this is funny? - Will Casey show? 347 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,574 - 'Cuz it really isn't! 348 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,772 - Who will win the cheerleader wars... wars... 349 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,736 Wars? 350 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,144 Just trying to 'pep' this rally, that's all. 351 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,447 - Well... 352 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,719 We heard that you were coming, heard you wanna play. 353 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,019 - But then your mamma told you that you'd better stay away. 354 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,021 - 'Cuz you're cruising for a bruising 355 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,923 and no matter what you're losing... 356 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,485 - We're attacking... - It's nerve-wracking.... - That's your quarterback 357 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:55,764 we're sacking. - 'Cuz the Thompson Dogs are 358 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,564 Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! We won't stop 'til you've had enough! 359 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,597 The Thompson Dogs are Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! We won't stop 'til you've had enough! 360 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:06,508 ♪♪♪ 361 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,395 [Cheering] - Go Bulldogs! 362 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,118 - That was awesome, guys! Let's go get something to eat. 363 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,090 - Okay. - Okay. 364 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,292 - Whoa! That was you? 365 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,325 - Oh, yeah. Casey asked me to lend a hand. 366 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,101 - Ah, you were really good. - Thanks. 367 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,100 - No, seriously, man. Hilarious. 368 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:10,042 And I guess you're not such a big loser after all. 369 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:13,908 - Guess not. - Ah ha! - What? 370 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,509 Hey! Derek! 371 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,912 - You're dumping Amy? But she's the peppiest of the peps! 372 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:26,248 - I'm just not that into her. Here goes... 373 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,715 Hey, Amy. That was some, ah, 374 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,694 quality pep you had going on in there. 375 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,692 - Thanks, Derek. Listen, um... 376 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:36,695 I don't know how to say this, it's just... 377 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,798 It's not me, it's you. 378 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:42,030 - You're breaking up with me? 379 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,397 - Yeah, it's just you're always talking about how annoying Casey is 380 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:48,766 and it's, well... annoying. 381 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,837 See ya. 382 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,176 - Oh-ho! That was harsh. You gonna be okay? 383 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,611 - Yeah! I'll survive. 384 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,847 - Cool. So you don't mind if I ask her out? 385 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,453 Hey, Amy. Did I ever tell you how much I like those shoes? 386 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,902 ♪♪♪ 387 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,669 - Ah! 388 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,102 - Casey, I... 389 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:22,207 - There's like 8 different kinds of beans. 390 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,910 [Burping] 391 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,683 - Cheerleader wars... wars... wars! There's an echo. 392 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,746 [Bing!] - Toast! 393 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,654 - Ah, ha, ha! That's comedy! 394 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,316 - And... action! 395 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,486 - Okay. 396 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,264 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 397 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,726 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 398 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,765 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 399 00:22:49,815 --> 00:22:54,365 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31918

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