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Fourth time? 10 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,152 - I didn't fail! 11 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:51,151 I'm just... pass-ily-challenged. 12 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:53,724 - What's that mean? - It means he failed. 13 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:57,063 - I really thought the fourth time was a charm. 14 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,190 - Ah, well, the fourth time wasn't so charming. 15 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:02,055 So why don't we all go on with our Saturdays and forget all about this, huh? 16 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:05,265 - I was so sure you were going to get it this time. 17 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:08,568 - Well, obviously Derek doesn't get it! 'Cuz since I started taking driving lessons, 18 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:11,171 I've learned a lot about being a defensive driver. 19 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,474 And maybe if Derek didn't drive so recklessly... 20 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,476 - Oh, I don't drive recklessly. I drive confidently. 21 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,709 - [George]: Well, maybe a bit too confidently. 22 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,945 You should try being more cautious. 23 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,721 - Oh, yeah, cuz I really want some tips from 'Crash Test Georgie'. 24 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,350 - Look, I'm sure when I take my driving test next Saturday-- 25 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:29,486 - Next Saturday? I'm taking my first road test next Saturday! 26 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:32,692 How funny would it be if I got my license before you? 27 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,996 ♪♪♪ - Hysterical. 28 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,368 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 29 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:44,471 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 30 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,774 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 31 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,637 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 32 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,347 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 33 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,580 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 34 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,786 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 35 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,820 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 36 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,987 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:11,156 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 38 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,227 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,897 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:19,666 lotta guys think driving is their thing, 41 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,376 like they own the road, like they were born to drive! 42 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:25,039 So for certain guys failing the driving test 43 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,048 can be a big ego bruiser. 44 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,550 Hm! Poor Derek. 45 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,962 - Ah! As the checkered flags wave, 46 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,729 Derek Venturi leaves little Eddy V in the dust. 47 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,959 - Alright, Derek, you've beat me 8 straight. 48 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,925 I need a pit stop. - Fine. But say it first. 49 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:48,304 - Derek, you're the king of the road 50 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:51,574 and the fact that you don't have your driver's license is a crime. 51 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,114 - Good! You can go. - Thank you. 52 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,949 - Making yourself feel better by beating your little brother in a video game? 53 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:02,648 - Hey, Road Tour 3000 is a driving simulation apparatus 54 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,252 that sharpens hand eye coordination. 55 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,385 - Well, if you wanna hit the real road, 56 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,290 you can join me and my Mom. She's gonna teach me how to drive. 57 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,222 [Laughing] 58 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,227 - What's so funny? 59 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,459 - Well, the idea of being taught to drive by a woman. 60 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,926 I mean, everybody knows your species 61 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:22,235 doesn't drive as well as men because, well, you don't have the driving gene. 62 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,568 - Oh, okay! Well, if men have the driving gene 63 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,535 then how do you explain George? 64 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:31,044 - Well the driving gene musta skipped his generation 65 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,207 cuz I drive nothing like him! 66 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,177 - Yeah I know, cuz as bad as he is, 67 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,316 at least he tries to be a cautious driver. 68 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:41,751 Which you should probably consider if you wanna pass your... 69 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,818 Fifth road test. 70 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,887 - I didn't fail because of my driving. 71 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:48,425 I failed because of Olga! - Who's Olga? 72 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,801 - ♪ Hey baby do you wanna go ♪ 73 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:54,470 ♪ For a ride? ♪ 74 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,101 [Turns off the music] - [Derek]: Ah! 75 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:59,536 Hey, hey, hey, Olga! 76 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,372 Well, let's do this thing. 77 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,837 - Aren't you forgetting something? 78 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,947 - Oh yeah. 79 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,522 ♪♪♪ 80 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,491 - I meant your seatbelt! 81 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,723 ♪♪♪ 82 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:20,285 - Clearly a woman of her gender doesn't respect my driving style. 83 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,156 - C'mon, Derek, we both know there's no Olga! 84 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,766 You're just in denial about your driving deficiencies. 85 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,228 - Wha??? Hey, Olga is very real! 86 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,698 And the only thing my driving is deficient of is a license. 87 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,108 And there is no way you're getting your license before me. 88 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,880 - Sorry D, but with my defensive driving, 89 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,250 I will definitely get my license before you! 90 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,449 And at the rate you're failing, so will Marti. 91 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,021 ♪♪♪ - Alright. 92 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:48,220 Care to make this argument a little more interesting? - How so? 93 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:52,494 - The last one to get their license pays the other's gas for a year. 94 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,595 - Deal! May the best driver win. 95 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,730 [Honking] 96 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,067 - Ah! I don't know how I did it, but I did it! 97 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,202 I managed to get you all 98 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:10,838 to your tae kwon-bowling-dance- playdate-friends' houses on time. 99 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,777 - Actually, I was late and missed the first 4 frames of my bowling game. 100 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,184 - And I missed the warm up in tae kwon do. 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,717 - So, isn't there something else you'd like to say to me? 102 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:22,762 - Oh, yeah, what's for dinner? - Ooh! Can we have pizza? - Mmmm. 103 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,959 - I was hoping for a 'thanks Mom'. 104 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:28,701 - Pizza! - Thanks, Mom! - [Edwin]: Thanks, Nora! 105 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,928 - So, ah, what's the deal with the pizza? 106 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,674 - Well, I was the last to get picked up at the party, so I got to take this home! 107 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,001 - George. Didn't, didn't you read my schedule? 108 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,236 - Of course... not. 109 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:43,012 But only because I was in a huge rush to get to the grocery store 110 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,382 and then rush back here because I forgot the grocery list. 111 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,412 - George, you gotta get your act together for this Saturday cuz 112 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,078 I'm going away for my girls' weekend. - We are? 113 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,287 - Mom means with her friends. 114 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:57,389 - Oh, so it's an 'old girls' weekend. 115 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,263 - Not funny Edwin. 116 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:02,732 - Yeah, George, explain comedy to Derek Junior later. 117 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,762 Right now we've gotta figure out how you're gonna do 118 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,597 all the driving alone next weekend when it's a 2-person job. 119 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,444 - Nora, I can handle the driving. 120 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,713 ♪♪♪ 121 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,039 As long as Derek finally gets his license. 122 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:18,214 - Hey, what about Casey? - Oh, right! Yeah, Casey too. 123 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,720 - So it's a date then! - Oh, we look forward to it. 124 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,287 Twin double date! 125 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,393 I told you my line would work! 126 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,495 - Your line? You mean, ah, 'Derek has a car'? - Genius, eh? 127 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,958 But you are gonna have your license on Saturday, right? 128 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:41,097 'Cuz I don't know if my Grandma's gonna be free for a triple date in her car. 129 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,644 - Relax! You don't have to ask your grandma out 130 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,510 because my Russian road block, aka Olga, 131 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,379 is going to be flying to Siberia Saturday, 132 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,639 so fifth time's gonna be a charm. 133 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,548 - And you've been studying the essential road rules? 134 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,719 - Test me. 135 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:58,048 - You approach a red light, good-looking girl in a convertible 136 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,624 pulls up next to you. What do you do? 137 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,693 - You nod head, honk horn, rev engine. 138 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,193 - Correct! I would also have accepted roll down the window 139 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,925 and go 'hey'. - Hey-ey-ey! 140 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:15,004 - Okay. Activate turn signal; align rear end with the front. 141 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,844 - What are you doing with your rear end? 142 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,040 - Driving visualization exercises. 143 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,113 My road test is tomorrow and I have to pass for the honour of female drivers everywhere! 144 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:26,782 - Maybe you should try some relaxation exercises. 145 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:30,683 - No, Em! No relaxation until I get my license and Derek fails his again! 146 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,850 - Casey look out! ♪♪♪ 147 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,916 - Ralph! I am so sorry! Ah, I shoulda checked my blind spot! 148 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:40,686 - Ah, you mean the one right in front of you? Yeah, we had the right of way! 149 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:45,157 - It's okay, I'm fine. We have stars on the ceiling? 150 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,928 - Uh, Ralph, I think we better go to the nurse. 151 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,597 - Why, is she sick? 152 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:54,406 - Well, if you drive as well as you walk, 153 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,610 then that gas money is in the bank. 154 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,859 - Ah man, the activity schedule for this Saturday's just outta control. 155 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,889 - I'm sure you'll work it out. - Ah, George, I'm working this out for you so, 156 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,426 ah, why don't you have a seat and I'll walk you through it. 157 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,473 - Um, yeah. But you know what? I just have to-- 158 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,729 - Mom, can you help me practice my parallel parking? 159 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,968 I still can't figure out how to turn and reverse at the same time. 160 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,913 - I'll take you! - Um, George! 161 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:30,909 How, how do I put this? Those who can do 162 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,153 and those who can't 163 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,849 shouldn't teach those who are trying to beat Derek at a gas bet. 164 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,952 - I've heard that. - I may not be the best driver, 165 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,045 but I am a precision parker. 166 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,561 ♪♪♪ 167 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,330 - Worst parker ever! 168 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,430 - I'm sure you're not that bad. 169 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,872 - Not me... George. He parallel parked right into a police car. 170 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:56,099 He's talking to the cop right now. - That's awful! 171 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,695 - Yeah, I know! 'Cuz my test is tomorrow and I haven't properly parallel parked once! 172 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:02,038 And if I can't parallel park, I can't pass the test! 173 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,784 Oh, if only I could convince Derek to cancel the gas bet. 174 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:08,011 - What's this about Derek's gas? 175 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,077 - Oh, it's, ah, not that gas! 176 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,176 It's gas for the car. 177 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:15,988 Casey and I have a little bet going on and I think we should reconsider it. 178 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,862 - Really? - Yeah. 179 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,530 I think we should make it more interesting 180 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,000 loser pays winner's car insurance. For a year. 181 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:27,700 - No way, Derek. - What, no faith in your womanly driving? 182 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,543 Afraid you'll fail cuz you're too busy putting on your make up? 183 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:34,270 Baking a cup cake? Folding laundry? Doing other... 184 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,437 Girlie stuff. - Casey is not afraid of failing! 185 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:40,176 - I'm not? - And she'll take the bet! - I will? 186 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,416 - Good! ♪♪♪ 187 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:47,089 - Liz, do you have any idea how much car insurance is for a year? 188 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,359 - A lot? - Yeah! 189 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,863 - Hello, I am Olga, your driving examiner. 190 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,126 - You do exist! - Yes, I do. 191 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,666 So, whenever you are ready to begin. 192 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,774 - I'm sorry, I'm so nervous my hands keep slipping 193 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,306 from the proper 10 and 2 position to the 6 and 6 position. 194 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,608 - I appreciate conscientious driver. 195 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,677 - Oh, I am very conscientious. 196 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,646 You know, I've already memorized the whole drivers' manual! 197 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,024 Chapter 1: knowing your vehicle. 198 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,063 - Casey, it is okay to be nervous. 199 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,459 Now just proceed with caution. 200 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:29,201 - Oh, I always do! 201 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,128 - Maybe it's time to turn on vehicle. 202 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,504 - Turn it on? Yeah! 203 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,341 - Olga? 204 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,508 Aren't you supposed to be in Siberia? 205 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,248 - No, I leave for Moscow tomorrow. 206 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,045 So please begin. 207 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,757 - Okay. Ah... Step one: seatbelt. 208 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,890 Um, alrightie! 209 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,627 'Kay, step two: turn the car on. 210 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,965 And step three: adjust the mirror. 211 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,341 Looking pretty good, eh, Olga? 212 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:21,082 - Uh, Dad? I just found Nora's weekend schedule on the floor. 213 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:24,923 - You couldn't have! Because I have Nora's driving schedule right here. 214 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,991 - That is the driving schedule, but this is the house 'to do' list. 215 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,790 - There's stuff to do in the house? - Think it took care of itself? 216 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,133 - No. I just kinda hoped. - Hnh. 217 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,489 - I can't find my ballet suit! 218 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,858 - You guys haven't left for ballet yet? 219 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,467 George, you've gotta drive Marti now or else you won't be back in time to drive me 220 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:43,439 to my rock-climbing party! - And if she's late for her rock-climbing party 221 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,009 I'm gonna be late for bowling and all the stink-free shoes are gonna be taken! 222 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:50,438 - I got a better idea. Why don't we kind of just, hang out here instead? 223 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,276 - And how is that a better idea? 224 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,752 - Because-- 225 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,581 - Bring on the pancakes! I got my driver's license! 226 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,347 - Ah, terrific! - Way to go sistah! 227 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,417 - And what about Derek? 228 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,556 - [Casey]: It was one small step for women... 229 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,656 One giant failure for Derek-kind. 230 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,755 [Door slamming] 231 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,943 Bye! 232 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,768 I just got Mom on her cell and she was really happy for me! 233 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,735 And really angry at you for still being at home 234 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,244 and not driving the kids to their things. 235 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,275 - There's a reason why I'm not. 236 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,351 It's a, it's a funny story really-- 237 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,350 - Ah, George, can I borrow the car later? 238 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,152 I wanna do some victory laps around town to celebrate my victory over Derek. 239 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,194 - Yeah! Great idea! 240 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,660 And, and while you're celebrating, 241 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:40,689 can you, ah, drive Ed, Liz and Marti just to ah... a few places? 242 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,956 - Ah, but isn't driving the kids your job? 243 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,266 - Yeah, yeah but 244 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:50,538 I'm no longer legally allowed to do that job and, fortunately, you can! 245 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,809 - What did you do? 246 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,908 - Well, when I ever-so-slightly smashed that police car while we were parallel parking, 247 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,982 they ran my record through the computer and they found a few unpaid tickets. 248 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,323 - Oh, George! - In my defense, I get a lot of tickets 249 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,719 and it's just hard to keep track and... anyway, 250 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:10,062 they suspended my license. Know any good lawyers? 251 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:14,429 - Wait, so no men in this house can drive? 252 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,800 Why didn't Mom mention this to me? 253 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,059 - Uh... cuz I didn't tell her yet. 254 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,968 It's only a temporary suspension! I'm going to court next week 255 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:25,001 and I didn't want to ruin Nora's girls' weekend. 256 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,207 and I'm kind of embarrassed. 257 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,179 - But what about my girls' weekend? 258 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,938 I was gonna do some victory laps with Em and honk at cute boys. 259 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,380 But I'll help because that's the kind of person I am. 260 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,046 - Oh, thanks Casey. 261 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,346 - [Marti]: Dad I still can't find my tutu! 262 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,758 - Um, I, ah... - Check the monkey, George. 263 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:51,596 - Marti! Sir Monks-A-Lot, he took your tutu! 264 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:59,906 [Honking] ♪♪♪ 265 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:04,209 - There'll be other double dates... with... twins. 266 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:08,513 Look, do we really wanna date some girls who are so shallow 267 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,877 that they only like us cuz I can drive a car? 268 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:15,216 Oh! Of course we do! 269 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,224 - Dad? 270 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,326 - Just a sec! Where's the bow? 271 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,428 - Uh, Dad. Think about it. 272 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:25,631 - Oh. Where are you going? 273 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:30,004 - Well, seeing as how I can't drive my own car, I'm thinking nowhere, fast. 274 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,395 - Good, good. Then you can take over the rest of the gift-wrapping. 275 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,368 I've gotta make lunch. - Gift-wrapping? That's women's work! 276 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:39,247 - I heard that! And, sorry, Derek, but you're gonna have to do some so-called women's work 277 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,008 with your Dad seeing as I'm the only licensed driver in this house. 278 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,977 - Dad, what did you do? 279 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:47,346 - I hit a parked cop car. - Oh, Dad! 280 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,886 - Ah! Here's your present! 281 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,893 - Uh, George? Next time think 2 words: 282 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,055 Gift. Bag. 283 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,764 - Hey, c'mon Liz. We have got to go. 284 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,097 - But if we leave now we're going to be, like, half an hour early. 285 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,842 - Not the way I drive! 286 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,498 - Thanks again Casey! - Bye guys! - Bye! 287 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,637 - Okay, um... now. 288 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,672 Yeah! I've gotta make lunch. 289 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,507 - Can I help you? - Yes, you can! 290 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,014 If you're not gonna wrap presents you can make sandwiches for the kids. 291 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,747 - Dad! It is Saturday. I failed my driving test! 292 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:22,823 I had to cancel a double date with twins and you're asking me to make sandwiches. 293 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,185 - Fine. Forget the sandwiches! How, how about mac & cheese? 294 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,234 - This is so unfair! 295 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,729 I am the one with a car gathering dust out in the garage 296 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,902 while Casey's out there exploring the freedom of the open road! 297 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:38,265 ♪♪♪ 298 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,194 - Der-ek! 299 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,820 What are you doing? 300 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,586 - Oh! I was napping, now I'm talking to you. 301 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,185 It's been a happenin' Saturday. 302 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,998 - Look, Derek, I know what it's like to have some difficulties behind the wheel. 303 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,931 - Oh! I drive nothing like you, nothing! 304 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,568 - What's that supposed to mean? - It means that I... 305 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,274 am a great driver and you 306 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,906 are an embarrassment to the Venturi name! - I'm an embarrassment? 307 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:23,383 Need I remind you that your great driving has resulted in five failures! 308 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,345 And this Venturi did not fail his test 5 times! 309 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,985 - How many times did you fail? - Twice! 310 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,991 ♪♪♪ Thrice. 311 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:35,534 - You think you can out-drive me? 312 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,861 Well, why don't you put down the laundry and prove it? 313 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,140 And they're off! 314 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,638 Ah! Oh and at the first turn Venturi Junior takes the lead. 315 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,041 - But Venturi Senior pulls up alongside. 316 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,243 Oooh! They're neck and neck! 317 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:55,046 - Oh, but Venturi Junior pulls away. - Woo! Nice driving there, son. 318 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,450 - Ah, thanks, Dad! Ah, and you're keeping pretty good pace for a rookie racer. 319 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,485 - Actually I've raced Marti a few times. Course she usually wins. 320 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,391 - Hey, ah, Dad? You know what I said about, 321 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,894 uh, well, you're an embarrassment to the family and all that? 322 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,657 - Ah, forget it, forget it. I know what it's like to be a teenager and have no wheels. 323 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,697 Hey, hey, you cut me off! 324 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,743 - What is going on here? 325 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,299 - Oh, we're practicing driving. 326 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,268 - You wanna see us parallel park? 327 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,707 - You two are totally irresponsible! 328 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,753 George, you're supposed to be holding down the fort. 329 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,819 And you! I should be celebrating my glorious victory 330 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,718 and your crushing defeat, but instead I'm the family car jockey! 331 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,491 - Yeah that does seem like a lot of work. 332 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,491 And isn't it funny that even when I lose I still win? 333 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,634 - Oh, hilarious. 334 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,829 - Maybe having a license is more trouble than it's worth. 335 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:46,401 - What? - Yeah, maybe I'll just give up on the license and, uh... 336 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,602 Hey, can you drive me, Ralph and the twins to the movies later? 337 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,465 - Ah no, Derek, you will get your license because this family needs you! 338 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,605 So prepare to be taught how to drive... by a girl! 339 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,112 - No way! I would fail 1000 times before I'd be taught by you! 340 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,175 - Really? 341 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,391 - Smer-ek! 342 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,090 Smerek, you sideswiped my monkey! 343 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,033 - Oh, I'm sorry, Smarti. 344 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,659 - I thought Casey was teaching you how to drive like a woman? 345 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,855 - Nah, I don't need Casey's help! 346 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,497 And when I do get my license we'll have lots of fun. 347 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:25,373 We'll go get pizza and ice cream and all kinds of stuff that'll totally ruin your dinner. 348 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,874 - I don't think so, Derek. I wanna go with Casey. 349 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,577 - Why? - 'Cuz! 350 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,809 Casey's a careful driver and I heard that you drive restlessly. 351 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,877 - You mean recklessly. 352 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,946 - Yeah, well, that's not a very safe way to drive, right? 353 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:44,686 ♪♪♪ - Right. 354 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,262 I cannot believe I'm doing this. 355 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,695 - What've we got to lose? Our license? 356 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,371 - Well, I am glad that you are both here and ready to learn 357 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,242 that driving isn't about going fast or looking cool. 358 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,671 It's about anticipating other driver's errors 359 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,107 and reacting safely to make up for their mistakes. 360 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,353 - I really don't think there's a danger of us, ah... 361 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,378 Looking cool. 362 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,224 - Okay, everyone fasten your seatbelts. 363 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,091 Okay! Now... 364 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:18,119 You're slowly approaching a stop sign when a car traveling 365 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,587 in the same direction in the left lane approaches the same stop sign. So you...? 366 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,627 - Race ahead. Get through the intersection! 367 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,672 - Hey! Hey! Back up buster. - Oh! Bad habit! - You hit my car! 368 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,738 - George, we're all in the same car. 369 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:33,508 Okay! Let's try this again, but this time, 370 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:37,539 we'll proceed with caution keeping a 2-second traveling distance, 371 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,576 coming to a complete and gentle stop. 372 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,718 - [Derek]: Hey! You're back! 373 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,150 - What's going on here? - Oh, I'm just teaching them how to drive. 374 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,257 - But George already knows how to drive. 375 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,459 Sort of. 376 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,831 - I got my license suspended. 377 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,260 - You what? 378 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,897 - Mom, can you drive me to the mall? I need to get some stuff for a project. 379 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,944 - And first I need to go to Teddy's. 380 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,839 - And I wanna go somewhere too! This house is a mess! 381 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,041 - Yeah! It certainly is. 382 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,613 C'mon kids, let's get outta here. George, you and I will, ah, 383 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,912 deal with this license thing later. 384 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,645 - Okay. I'll, I'll, ah, clean up the house. 385 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,454 ♪♪♪ 386 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,653 - Hey, hey! Going somewhere? 387 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,457 - Uh, I was gonna come to a safe and complete stop at the fridge. 388 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,430 - Mm. 389 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,458 - Keeping a 2-second traveling distance 390 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,355 and coming to a gentle and complete stop. 391 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:40,265 - If every young man drove with same safety and cautiousness 392 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,905 the roads would be safer place. 393 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,481 - Ah... Does that mean? 394 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,582 - Congratulations, Derek. 395 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,515 - I, I passed? I passed?! 396 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,091 Olga! 397 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,160 Woo hoo! 398 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,685 - A toast to Derek for getting his license. - Eh! 399 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,728 - Yeah! And to George for getting his license back! 400 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,703 - And to Nora and Casey for doing the extra driving while I couldn't. 401 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,303 - Yeah, it'll be nice to finally have 2 cars and 4 drivers to help out around here. 402 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,465 - Two cars? 403 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,974 No, no, no, nobody's using my car but me. 404 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,007 - What? - No Casey. Ah, it is, ah, Derek's car 405 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,683 so if he won't share it, then, 406 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:25,022 well, he can pay for the insurance all by himself. 407 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,490 - What? No! This can't be right. 408 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,533 - Oh, yeah it is cuz boys your age have a higher insurance rate. 409 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,700 I guess it pays to be a woman. 410 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:41,228 - Yeah, but if I had won that bet, a girl would be paying my insurance. 411 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,836 - Yeah, well, since you didn't win that bet, how about I pay for half the insurance 412 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,709 and I get to drive the car half the time? - A quarter. 413 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:50,238 - A third. - Fine! But you're free to use it... 414 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,275 Thursday, Friday, 415 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,381 carry the one... Never! 416 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,623 ♪♪♪ - Der-ek! 417 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,648 He drives me crazy! 418 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,454 - At least he has the license to drive ya there. 419 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,490 ♪♪♪ 420 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,392 - [Nora]: George. 421 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:09,898 ♪♪♪ 422 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,930 - With my defensive drivering. 423 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,605 - Well, then that gas is as good as the bank is. 424 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:26,011 - [Laughing]: I'll help! I'll help! 425 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,754 - Seriously, which one, who's who? 426 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,520 - Ah! I'm sorry. Go back please? 427 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,960 - [George]: Thanks for asking. - [Derek]: I don't know what's going on here. 428 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,234 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 429 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,733 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 430 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,795 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 431 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:54,395 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35773

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