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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,291 - [Lizzie]: Uh, I'm done. - Me too. 4 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,885 That was really, ah... Filling. 5 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:30,927 - You say filling, I say disgusting. 6 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,404 - Hey, you want mine? - Oh! You know it. 7 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,443 - Uh, I'm done too. Later gators. 8 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:38,408 - Ah, Marti, can you help Edwin and Lizzie clear so they can do the dishes? 9 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,838 - No, thank you. - You mean 'Yes, please'. 10 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:45,445 - Ah, it's Casey's turn. - Oh, sorry, Liz, but it's midterm week 11 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:48,378 and I've got a major math exam tomorrow. - Me too! 12 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,245 Gotta stay focused. Eye on the prize. 13 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,423 - Hey! We have homework too, you know! 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:56,562 - Yeah! And how come I'm supposed to do chores when I'm supposed to take a bath? 15 00:00:56,689 --> 00:01:00,459 - Because you don't have to study for a bath. - Yes I do! 16 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,803 - Like you've ever studied for a test in your life. 17 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,899 - I don't have to! Math smarts is on the "guy" chromosome. 18 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:09,572 - That would be the Y chromosome, you dolt. - As in "why should I care"? 19 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:13,572 - Well if you don't need to study, then you can help clean up. 20 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,306 - Oh, well, in that case -- I'm studying. 21 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,311 See ya later! 22 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,677 - Isn't his room that-a-way? 23 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,390 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 24 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,492 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 25 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,795 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 26 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,629 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 27 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,325 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 28 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,568 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 29 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:48,784 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 30 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:51,808 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 31 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,975 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 32 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:59,154 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 33 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,215 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 34 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,555 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 35 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,861 one Derek plus zero studying 36 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:09,934 equals a big fat F. 37 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,673 Because if X equals annoying and Y equals impossible, 38 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,800 then X plus Y equals D-E-R-E-K. 39 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:20,066 - Okay, uh, Ralph, remember 40 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:23,136 angles on any line must add up to a hundred and eighty degrees. 41 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,346 - Yeah, but what if it's a really, really long line like... 42 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,519 Like the cafeteria line on chili day? 43 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,048 - Still a hundred and eighty degrees. 44 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:32,153 - My head hurts. 45 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,145 - Ralph, c'mon, man. You can do this. 46 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,917 Okay, think of your drum kit. 47 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,295 Ralph, open your eyes, please. If your bass drum is this angle 48 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:45,028 and your snare drum is right here, 49 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:48,674 then the hypotenuse of your crash cymbal is...? 50 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:52,111 - How should I even know? I don't even have a snare anymore. 51 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,468 I traded it in for these monogrammed drum gloves! 52 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,477 - Uh, Ral? 53 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,379 - Yeah, I couldn't afford the 'ph'. 54 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,817 And why are you so chilled? You need a sixty-five on this test 55 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,290 or you can't even play in the hockey playoffs next week. 56 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:09,419 - Sixty-five out of a hundred: that's like three- to-one odds in my favour. 57 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:13,226 - Dude that made no sense... Right? 58 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,429 - Yeah! No, right -- Derek, you can't leave this test up to chance. 59 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,833 Not this one. What is our hockey team gonna do 60 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,765 without a captain in the playoffs? 61 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,840 - Guys, you don' study for math. 62 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,569 You just solve the problem in front of you. 63 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,574 Like my broken lock Hm? 64 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,637 Excuse me. 65 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,147 - That's my lock. 66 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:37,347 - Problem solved. 67 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:40,223 - Dude, how's he gonna get that open? 68 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,423 - I don't know. 69 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,115 - Casey, it's math. You're going to do just fine. 70 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,188 - Fine is not fine. 71 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,127 Med school requires great, or greater than great. 72 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,562 So therefore I need just slightly less than perfect. 73 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,028 - Well I think you're slightly less than perfect. 74 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,537 I mean you're greater than great. You're huge! 75 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,970 Look, you've got nothing to worry about. 76 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,036 [School bell ringing] 77 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,883 - Alright everybody - take your seats. 78 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,017 Okay. Turn 'em over and begin. 79 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,431 [Drums playing] 80 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,436 Okay! Time's up. 81 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,911 Thank you, Rosa. 82 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,083 Case? Forgot to put your name on it. 83 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,022 - Oh! Sorry Mr. Gilmour. [Loud thud] 84 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,648 [Laughter] - Ralph! 85 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,715 [Reactions of surprise] 86 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,858 Ralph - get up! 87 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,104 - Oh, great, you're home. 88 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,600 Could you do me a favour? Or three? 89 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,772 Edwin those dirty clothes need to go in the laundry. 90 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,501 Lizzie could you fold the dry stuff and Marti, 91 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,407 can you take Derek's hockey gear up to his room 92 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,539 so it's not blocking the entire laundry room? 93 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,775 - Ah, those aren't my clothes! - Derek's underwear is in there! 94 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,111 - I don't care whose stuff it is or what's in there! 95 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,917 You guys need to pitch in. Now hustle, 96 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,590 I'm in the middle of making dinner, okay? 97 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,517 - This is so unfair. - Tell me about it. 98 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,957 [Marti screaming in effort] - [Edwin]: Ewww! 99 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,827 - Hey, ah, Readie McBooks-a-lot- 100 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:37,166 what are you doing studying the text book when we just wrote the test? 101 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:40,213 - I'm not. I'm just going over the test material to see how I did. 102 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:43,179 - Whoa! There is test material in the textbook? 103 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,849 - Help! - One sec, Smarti. 104 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:48,978 Look, I'm sure you did just fine. You always do fine. I mean, you're you. 105 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,045 - I know who I am, Derek. 106 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,294 It's just math isn't exactly my strongest subject. 107 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:55,359 Not that I wanna perpetuate 108 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,488 any "girls are bad at math" stereotypes, because I actually do fairly well in math. 109 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,294 - Then I'm sure you did fairly well on the test, too -- right? 110 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:04,357 - Why do you care? - [Marti]: Are you ready to help yet? 111 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,997 - Marti! How long have you been under there? 112 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,103 - Awhile. 113 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,040 I - I can't feel my legs. Is that bad? 114 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,843 - No. They're just asleep. 115 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,946 Derek should carry his own hockey bag. 116 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,408 - Edwin! Hockey bag! Upstairs - now! 117 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,047 - So Derek and Casey get twenty bucks a week, 118 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,993 while we get five? - You get five? 119 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,190 I only get two! 120 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,792 - Yeah, we should get equal pay for their work! 121 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:35,634 - The point is we three youngest kids work our butts off and barely see any return. 122 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,602 - Yeah! It's a total rip-off. 123 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,130 - Guys, chipping in for one week while Casey and Derek study 124 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,737 does not mean you get a raise in your allowance. 125 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,240 - And why not? - Because... 126 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,312 because... 127 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,811 because I'm through with this conversation, that's why not. 128 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:53,353 When you're older you'll get the same as they do now. 129 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:59,348 - You can give us their chores, but you can't take our dignity! 130 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,785 - Yeah! We want our dinity! 131 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,191 - Dignity! - Dignity! 132 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:07,793 - I hope I didn't fail. I hope I didn't fail. I hope I didn't fail. 133 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,862 [Casey gasping] 134 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:14,428 - Fifty-five percent! But how? 135 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,037 - Seventy-one percent? But how? 136 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,470 - I feel faint. 137 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,709 No, no! There has to be some sort of mistake! 138 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,815 This - this is impossible! That's the worst mark I have ever gotten in my life! 139 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,918 - Okay, let's just walk. 140 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,263 - Seventy-two! Sweet. - Fifty-one! Yes! 141 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,929 - Ah, ha, ha! Sixty-eight. I'll take it. 142 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:41,028 - Good goin', Ralph! - Yeah! 143 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,760 - A fifty-five? I can't take that! 144 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,296 - Fifty-five? Well, at least you passed. 145 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,302 - Go- far- away. 146 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,404 - Bye, Emily. 147 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,516 - I'm sorry, Casey, there's no error. 148 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,518 And I triple checked your test 'cuz I was just as surprised as you are. 149 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:09,491 Everything okay at home? - No, Derek still lives there, but that's not the problem. 150 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:12,832 The problem is I just got the worst mark of my life! 151 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,859 - So what happened? - I don't know. 152 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,364 Is there any way I could get the test back? 153 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,427 I'd like to see where I went wrong. 154 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:22,335 - Sure. 155 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:24,338 - Thank you, Mister Gilmour. 156 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,440 - You're welcome. 157 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:32,279 - Derek! 158 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,523 Der-ek! - Uh-oh! 159 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,960 - I've called this meeting to discuss our rights 160 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,889 as the youngest, hardest-working laborers in this house. 161 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,895 - Yeah, this place would fall apart without us! - Totally! 162 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,998 - It's time to take action. - We need to tell 'em! 163 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,931 No more discrimination towards all kids who aren't the eldest! - Mm-hm! 164 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,597 - No! We need to do more than just tell them. 165 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,307 It's time to show them who runs this lemonade stand. 166 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,149 - Excuse me! This room is reserved. - Yeah! We're having a meeting! 167 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,779 - Well, have your little meeting somewhere else 'cuz I need to... 168 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:12,115 - ...Hide? - Uh, no, no! I'm just looking for, uh... 169 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:15,151 - The Be-a-Divine Princess Rhinestone Kit. 170 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,288 - Well, I need to talk to you. - Can you just send me a memo? 171 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,034 - No! Now! - Oh, whoa. 172 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,898 - Marti, get your crayons. 173 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,601 It's time for some arts and crafts. 174 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,004 - You switched our tests? - Who switched whose what now? 175 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,168 - Derek, you spelt my last name wrong. 176 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,707 McDonald is "m-c" not "m-a-c". 177 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,512 - You sure? 'Cuz M-A-C just feels right! 178 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,784 - I am going to tell everyone you cheated. 179 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,923 Starting with George and ending with Mister Gilmour, you scheming, selfish- 180 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:47,150 - Okay... I didn't do it for me. I did it for the hockey team. 181 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,586 If I didn't get a sixty-five, I would'a been kicked outta 182 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,562 the playoffs and the entire school would be crushed. 183 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,802 - Oh! Oh, okay, so I should just take it for the team? - Oh, yes! 184 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,498 - Well, the hockey team's problems 185 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,230 are not my problems, and neither are yours! A fifty-five? 186 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,636 - Okay, look! Hear me out. 187 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,498 'Kay, I think I know a way this could work out for both of us. 188 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,238 Ask Mister Gilmour for a make-up test. 189 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:12,044 - I couldn't do that! I wouldn't do that! Why should I do that? - Casey! 190 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,008 What is the point of doing so well in school 191 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:16,046 if you can't get one make-up when you tank a test? 192 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,422 - Derek, I didn't tank the test! You did! 193 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,021 - Ah - fifty-five, sixty-eight - so different? 194 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,023 - I will admit sixty-eight does not reflect my best work, 195 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,086 but I blame that on the polynomial-mental-block! 196 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,025 And yes, sixty- eight is bad, 197 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,500 but a fifty-five is a disaster! 198 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,729 - So you're gonna settle for the bad sixty-eight? 199 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:36,595 - Yes, I will settle for my bad sixty-eight because that is the mark I got. 200 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,806 Even though it's one of my worst marks ever! 201 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,711 I guess I could ask Mister Gilmour for a rewrite. 202 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:49,675 But if I don't get a better grade on that rewrite I'm taking you down with me. 203 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,585 - Well, then, ah... 204 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:55,588 You better get studying! Because we both want you to ace that test! 205 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,395 [Drum march] 206 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,070 - What is going on here? 207 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,598 You kids need to go to school. 208 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,744 - Well, if I'm, ah, seeing this correctly, 209 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,640 and I'd like to think that I am, I believe our children have gone on strike. 210 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:18,144 - That's right! We will no longer be minority shareholders 211 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,647 in the McDonald- Venturi corporation! 212 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,650 - Our voices will be heard! 213 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,782 - We, the dishwashers and the trash removers, 214 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,747 will no longer fold like the cheap towels you force us to launder! 215 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:31,287 - Our towels aren't cheap! - [Liz and Marti]: Equal pay for equal chores! 216 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,694 We want cash to mop the floors! 217 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,896 - I don't think I should cross this picket line. 218 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,999 - Well, maybe we need to hear them out. 219 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,231 - So, are we ready to negotiate? 220 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,767 - Edwin, can't we just talk? - No! 221 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,313 I'll have my people call your people. 222 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,514 - We're his people. - Mm-hm. That's right. 223 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,514 - Do you wanna call our people? - I'm a lawyer! I am my own people. 224 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,089 - Did I, ah, mess up on your test? 225 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,188 - Sadly, no. And that's why I'm here. 226 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:05,021 See I was wondering, sir, 227 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,187 if there was any possible way I could possibly do... 228 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,357 A make-up test? 229 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,766 - Well, getting a bad grade is not a good reason to retake a test. 230 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,198 - Oh, but it is! See, I need good grades 231 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,004 if I'm going to be a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer. 232 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,767 And this one bad grade could ruin my chances of ever amounting to anything! 233 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,977 - You're a top student. 234 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,980 One bad test is not going to ruin your overall GPA. You know that. 235 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:30,123 - If I do know it, I don't believe it. - Well, I'm sorry, Casey. 236 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,819 Unless there's a legitimate reason for a make up- [Cell phone ringing] 237 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,723 - Sorry. [Still ringing] 238 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,062 - Max! - Excuse me? 239 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:46,125 - My boyfriend! - Sorry, I don't, ah... 240 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:50,235 - The reason I need a make-up... Oh! This is so embarrassing! 241 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:53,439 Um, my boyfriend and I had the biggest fight. 242 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:56,842 Our first fight, actually. And it was right before the test 243 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,746 and I - I came in here and I just - I completely blanked! 244 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,349 So, all I'm asking is if there's just any way 245 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,622 I could have another chance, you know? 246 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,021 With a clear head. It's just... 247 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,964 Sometimes I wish I just wasn't such a romantic. 248 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,930 - Okay, please -- don't cry. 249 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,659 Alright? No crying. 250 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,004 The, ah, department 251 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,230 does allow students one make-up test per semester 252 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,397 at the discretion of the teacher. 253 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,136 So given your state of mind, I'll allow it. But it's going to have to be today at lunch. 254 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,543 - Oh, great! Thank you for being so understanding! 255 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,421 I can't believe I just lied because of Derek! 256 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,887 - I can't believe Mister Gilmour's such a pushover. 257 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,926 - I am aiding and abetting a known cheater! My academic reputation is on the line here! 258 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,803 Not to mention my own ethical standards. - C'mon, Casey. 259 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,203 Derek was just trying to help out his team. 260 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,305 I might have done the same if the football season was in jeopardy. 261 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,338 - What? - I said 'might have'. 262 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,343 And, c'mon, you saw me sneak a peak at a few of your answers, didn't you? 263 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:07,446 - What! - They were mostly wrong anyway. 264 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,880 - Stupid polynomials! But I can't believe you cheated too! 265 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,786 How would you feel if the other team was looking at your playbook? 266 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,419 - I'd be mad like you, but maybe not so loud. 267 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,755 - You know, Max, I thought you were different. 268 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,331 But you're just a cheater, just like... Derek. 269 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,400 - Um, aren't you the one who just lied about a fight to get a make-up test? 270 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,400 - I'm sorry Max, I'd love to stay and discuss this further, 271 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,543 but I need to go and write a test and I need to be prepared 272 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,698 because I don't have someone else to cheat off of. 273 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,975 - Casey? Whoa! - Uhhhh - You okay? 274 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:46,415 - Solve for Max. I mean, solve for X... 275 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,192 - 'Kay, just chillz. You're gonna ace this thing, no problem. 276 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,192 - Oh, but there is a problem. Why? 'Cuz in order to get the re-write, 277 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:56,295 I had to lie about a fight with Max even though I've never had a fight with Max. 278 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,568 Except right now when I did have a fight with Max, but that's because he's just like you! 279 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,968 - Slow down, slow down! 'Cuz you're scaring me. 280 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:05,041 - And even doing this I'm acknowledging that cheating's okay! 281 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:08,040 Oh sure, you just switched the tests, and Max just took a few answers, 282 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,013 but I'm the one on the ice with the football about to get tackled by the outfielders. 283 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,053 And where's Max? Oh, he's off reading the other team's playbook! 284 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,479 - Casey... Take a deep breath. 285 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,685 Out with the bad thoughts, in with the right answers. 286 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,088 - Okay? Hello, Casey. - Jerk! 287 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,792 - Mmmm... Still fighting? You sure you want to do this now? 288 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,026 - I'm sure. - Alrighty, well... 289 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,631 Here's your test. Have a seat. 290 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,774 I'm just, ah, going to go the staff room for five minutes, okay? 291 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,769 [Door closing shut] 292 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,813 - Polynomials? Oh no! Come on, Casey! Focus, focus! 293 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,088 - I'm sorry, Casey, I know that you want to be a neurologist, 294 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,620 but ever since that sixty-eight on your math test, 295 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,826 I can't see you becoming any kind of physician. 296 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,458 - Oh, c'mon! There's gotta be something else I can do! 297 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,134 Forget about neurology! What about podiatry! 298 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,974 - Foot doctor? That still requires med school. 299 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,171 But if you're interested in feet, 300 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,113 I hear that being a foot model can be very lucrative. 301 00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,079 - A foot model? - Um-hm. 302 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,616 - Derek, what are you doing? - Don't panic! I have a plan. 303 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:27,349 - I'm not panicking, I'm blanking! 304 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,056 - Casey, take a deep breath, okay? I'm here to help you. 305 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,319 - Please! Like you care about helping me! 306 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,258 You only care about helping yourself! Just like Max helped himself to my answers! 307 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,534 - Hn! Alright, Max. 308 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,503 Alright! You gotta calm down. Take a deep breath. 309 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,842 [Derek taking a deep breath] - Focus. 310 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,838 - Oh, I'm focused! Focused on failing this test! 311 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,941 Now get out before I have to kick you out 312 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,543 and risk hurting my feet and ruining my future foot-modeling career! 313 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,806 - I don't like the sound of that. I'll be in touch! 314 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,662 [Dialing beeps] 315 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,204 [Cell phone ringing] 316 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,344 - Um, I -- I was just checking the time. 317 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,707 You know, I think the clock on the wall's a little fast. 318 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:31,246 - Alright, well... let me look after that until you've finished writing your test. 319 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,323 - No! 320 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,487 - Busted? 321 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,996 What is she talking about? 322 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,765 Oh. - Never in all my years 323 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,973 have I seen such a blatant disregard for morality and ethics. 324 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:57,836 - But you don't understand, Mister Gilmour. I didn't want to cheat! He just texted me! 325 00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,046 - It was an innocent mistake. 326 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:03,019 I mean, it's not like it was textual harassment! [Laughing] 327 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,748 - You know, this is all Derek's fault! If he hadn't switched the papers- 328 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,785 - Casey! - Then I wouldn't have needed to rewrite the test 329 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,461 and he never would have texted me and we wouldn't be here. - What? 330 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,930 Okay -- you're the one who lied directly to Mister Gilmour! 331 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,060 You should be ashamed. 332 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,796 I mean, how do we know she's not lying right now? 333 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,772 - What? I'm not lying! And if I was lying, you're the cheater who turned me into a liar! 334 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,901 - Switched papers? Texted answers? Lying? 335 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,138 How 'bout you tell me a little truth - right now -- fast. 336 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,383 [Both talking at the same time] 337 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,981 - ...and I don't want to be a podiatrist. - What? 338 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,354 - No more silly explanations, okay? [Knocking at the door] 339 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,754 Come in. 340 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,856 - Umm. Mr. Gilmour. 341 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,658 I took a few of Casey's answers from her test. They were wrong, 342 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,861 but I was wrong for doing it. 343 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,534 I'm here to accept the consequences. - Well, Max. 344 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:55,033 Thank you for having the decency to be honest about your mistake. 345 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,267 - Yeah, thank you, Max. 346 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,302 - Shows a lot of integrity. 347 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,538 Seems you've learned your lesson, so you're free to go. 348 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,084 But you two? Derek - 349 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,423 you cheated multiple times on the same test. 350 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,490 So there's no way you're playing in the next hockey game 351 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,120 and you're gonna have to work mighty hard just to pass this course - 352 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,787 given the zero you're getting on the midterm. [Casey laughing] 353 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,498 And you? - Hm. 354 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,332 - You didn't say anything when you knew the tests were switched. 355 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,538 Plus you lied to get a make-up test. 356 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,940 And then you were caught in the exam with texted answers. 357 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,642 - D-d-does that mean... I get a zero, too? - No. 358 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,835 No, you don't exactly deserve a zero. 359 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,777 - Ah, cool! So I can keep my sixty-eight? 360 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,653 - No, you get to keep Derek's fifty-five 361 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,121 and then you thank me for being so understanding. - I thank you? 362 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:50,121 - You're welcome. - Does anybody have a... 363 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,355 A paper bag? I'm losin' air fast here. 364 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,432 - So... how was your day at school? 365 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,602 - Cut the chit-chat, George. 366 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,530 Let's get down to brass tacks. 367 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,597 - Fine! I'm not happy about it, 368 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,405 but I'll agree to a six per cent allowance increase. Are we done? 369 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:11,379 - Not quite. - Yes quite! Edwin, that's more than what we wanted! 370 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:15,650 - No it's not! Because we haven't discussed the benefits package. 371 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,251 - The benefits package? - Of course! 372 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,223 Chore reduction, bed-time extenditure - 373 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:25,193 - That's not even a word! Is it? - [Whispering] No. 374 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,094 - What about cookies? - Cookies is a word. - Oh, yes! 375 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,597 No cookie jar shall be higher than the second shelf in any given cupboard. 376 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,670 Do we have a deal? 377 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:44,536 - Yes -- we have a deal. [Edwin chuckling] 378 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:48,346 Now, go to your rooms! - But you're only saying that 'cuz you got out-negotiated! 379 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,520 - That's right. 380 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,485 - Oh, get, get! Go! Get it! [Sports game on TV] 381 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,359 - So, are you as bad at studying as you are at cheating? - Huh? 382 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:11,266 Actually, it turns out this whole "math" thing isn't that tough. 383 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,443 When one applies oneself, 384 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,012 one finds one can get one pretty sweet grade. 385 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:19,111 - Not possible. What'd you get? - On this exam? 386 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,084 Seventy-six. 387 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,553 - There's no way. You cheated! 388 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:27,492 - No, I just, ah, picked up one of those giant books with the numbers on the front and, uh... 389 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,419 Did you know everything you need to know is in there? What'd you get? 390 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,686 - Well, if you must know, eighty. 391 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,727 Minus seven. 392 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,566 - Ah! Let the record show! Casey MacDonald got a seventy-three 393 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:48,543 while her slacker brother got a seventy-six. 394 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,214 - This is so unfair! What happened to the whole 395 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,283 'cheaters never win and winners never cheat' rule? 396 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,782 - Ah, Casey, when will you learn? 397 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,824 I am the exception to all rules. 398 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,662 Where's the remote? 399 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,931 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 400 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,066 - But if I don't bag... - Let the record show... 401 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,840 ...that Casey MacDonald got a seventy-three while her... 402 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,910 [Laughter] - I can't do it! 403 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,969 - We got it! We're good! 404 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,008 And trying so hard in school... 405 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,813 - Or I'll kick you and risk... hurting my feet. 406 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,546 [Racket] 407 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,692 - It's time to take... Sorry! - You could be lying right now! 408 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,689 How do we know she's not lying right now? 409 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:43,258 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 410 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:46,765 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 411 00:22:46,815 --> 00:22:51,365 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34775

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