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[twinkling music]

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♪♪♪

- [Emily]: Um, Case? That's not my nail colour.

- What?

Oh, I'm sorry, Em.

- Dreaming about the prom again?

- Ah, my dress was flowing and silky like...

- Like a storybook princess? - Like you're not excited about the prom?

- I mean, I'm looking forward to it

but I'm not gonna flip completely out like certain best friends I know.

- Well, this prom means a lot to me, Em.

♪♪♪

- Oh, see? I've even got a Prince Charming.

- Oh! And there's my Prince...

Never mind. - Yeah.

- ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪

♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪

♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪

♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪

♪ A new school, a new house ♪

♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪

♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪

♪ This is life with Derek ♪

♪ This is life with Derek ♪

♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

with 'happily ever after'.

I am still a sucker for those stories.

Some people call that ridiculous but I call it...

Romantic.

- This is an awful lot of stuff for one school trip. Oh.

- I know! But Mom, can't visit the nation's capital in rags.

- But Edwin, 5 pairs of underpants for a 2-day trip?

- I like to feel fresh.

♪♪♪

- Hi. Wow, looks like you did better than I did.

- And we hit every store in town, including the outlets.

- And came up with nothing! No one had my dress!

- So many shades of pink.

Bubble gum, cotton candy, watermelon. I gotta play some football.

- Casey, why don't you check out my closet? I've got some nice dresses.

- Mom, don't take this wrong way but, ah, your dresses aren't...

Contemporary enough.

- I'm very contemporary!

- Of course you are. Um, but if I just keep looking I know I'll find the perfect dress.

- Yeah, good luck with that.

- Max!

- Fine, I'll come.

- Ah, you're the best! Oh, hey, did you rent a tux yet?

- Actually I'm gonna wear my brown suit.

- Max!

This is a night of fantasy and romance!

- [Derek]: More like nightmare and take my advice, Max

avoid it like the plague! - Ooh! Does that mean you're not going?

- Oh, bad punch and monkey suits how can I pass that up?

- Don't tell me you're gonna skip your own prom?

- Mom, if Derek doesn't want to go, we should respect his wishes!

- Relax, Prommy Vonfreakenheimer.

There's no way you'd catch me at that loser-fest. No offense, Max.

- None taken.

- Don't listen to him, Max. Unlike you, he's clueless

when it comes to treating a girl to a truly enchanted evening.

Well, should we get back out there?

- Oh yeah. - [Derek]: Have fun, Max!

- Oh, I will!

♪♪♪

- Uh, would you ever live by the sea?

- Um... Water's nice, but I'm more of a city girl.

- Um... How 'bout kids? You like kids, don't you?

- Um, sure kids are great. - Oh, yeah, me too.

Ah, how about a house full of kids by the sea?

- Sheldon, what is with the 20 questions? - I was just wondering. I...

- Hey Sheldon. Hey Em! Do you wanna come over before the prom?

We can give each other mannies, peddies...

- Yeah, I'm not that, ah... not that good with a nail file.

- She means me, Sheldon.

- Yeah, I knew that but, ah, that reminds me...

- What are you doing? - I just gotta make sure the corsage is the right size.

- Ah, don't they come with a one-size-fits-all elastic band?

- Yeah, well, can't overlook the details, you know,

when planning the most important night of my life.

I mean, sorry, I mean, you know, our lives.

- Bad case of prom fever. You 2 should compare notes.

- Oh. - Good idea. Ah, where are you getting your flowers?

- Ah, Flower Hut. Suit? - Oh!

- Ah, Snazzy Formal Wear. But you gotta go early.

They run out of the best ones by noon. - I was kidding!

- Oh!

♪♪♪

[Cell ringing]

- Whoa! What's with all the texting?

- Prom date wannabes.

So many girls, so little me.

- Now, when it comes to prom, lemme guess... you are...

'too cool for school'.

- Good guess! How about you? Going to yours?

- No, I actually missed it cuz Patrick didn't want to go. When's yours?

- Friday, but ah...

according to the schedule

I'm working that night. What a shame!

- Ah... you make the schedule.

- Exactly. Now I have a legit excuse for not going.

- Y'know, I'm kinda bummed I didn't get to go to my prom.

I even had a dress picked out and everything.

- Really? Oh, and I thought you were different than the other girls.

- Mmm.

- No, that one's the one that's gonna wear the green.

She's the one going to the ball.

- Oh, I, I thought she was the pet doctor.

- I changed my mind.

- Ahhh! No dress?

- No. And Max bailed after 6 stores.

You think he'd enjoy 'the hunt'.

You know, the knight in shining armour looking for the holy grail... But no!

- I'll tell you what! Why don't I make your dress?

- No, thank you Mom. It's, it's pretty complicated.

- Ah, come on, I've gotten better. Look!

Made this one for Marti myself.

- You made that? - Um hm. - Really?

- Mm hm.

- Why can't I find this in a store?

- Well, maybe because the dress isn't in a store,

it's in your mind.

- You really think you could make it?

- Depends on the pattern.

- Thank you, Mom! Oh, I'm gonna go sketch you what I had in mind!

- Okay. - [Casey]: Oh, I'm gonna have my dream dress!

- That's not the doll dress you made. This is!

- Check out all the cool places we'll be going!

Like the Parliament buildings, the National Art Gallery, the War Museum!

- Oh yeah!

Hotel arcade, water slide.

- Ah, what's with the laundry? - Oh! It ain't laundry.

- Halloween candy?! But that's like 8 months old!

- Yeah, I know. Been hoarding it just for the occasion.

I'm telling you, Liz, Ottawa is going to be...

Su-weet!

- Edwin, you know you're supposed to go easy on the sugar. Makes you go all buggy!

- No, it doesn't!

Who says it does? I act the same with or without sugar.

- Dipped in already? - Yeah, just a little.

- Yeah! Edwin, put it back. We're not allowed to bring food on the trip.

- What's it gonna take to keep you quiet?

- Anything with nougat. Sweet.

- So, how's the dress coming? - Almost done.

- Hm. Is, is that the front or the back?

- Uh...

I'm not sure.

- Hn. [Phone ringing]

Hello? Hey Max.

You picked up the tux? Great!

No limo? How come?

Spent all the money on the tux?

No, we can't go on your motorbike!

Collection? Football team? Yeah, that's good!

No, they can't ride with us!

Okay, call me back and let me know how it goes. Okay! Bye.

- Man, I can't believe how a simple dream can take so much work!

- Funny you should say that. - Oh, I know.

You're the best, Mom!

Well, I better go order the corsage Max is gonna get me.

- How does it look?

- Great!

- Good.

Okay, now remember: stick with the group and lots of sunscreen.

- And no dropping water balloons from the balcony.

- Dad, please, I'm strictly there to learn about Canada's government system.

- As long as it's not Canada's penal system.

[Honking] - Ride's here, we gotta go.

- [George]: Okay.

- Mom, we're only gone for 2 days.

- I know! But remember to call. - And don't stay up late.

- Dad, we know! We're not babies anymore!

- Then, ah, you won't be needing this? - Mister Fuzzy!

- Or this? - Ahh! Duck quack!

- This never happened.

- What never happened? - Ex-actly! Ha ha!

- Ah!

- I'm a princess too!

- Marti, I need an honest opinion.

Do I look like a poodle? - Yes.

♪♪♪

- But poodles are very nice dogs.

- I can't believe I paid 60 bucks to look like a poodle!

Okay, deep breath! I just need to comb it out a little.

- You need a tiara! I'll be right back.

♪♪♪

- All finished!

- Oh, I can't wait to try it on!

You're the best!

- Don't you like it? - It's, it's beautiful. Really! It's just...

not exactly how I thought it would look.

What if we moved the neckline down to here?

- Ah! Up to here.

- [Marti]: Tiara time!

- Oh, it's okay Marti, I don't wanna muss my hair.

It's stuck! - Oooh! Sorry.

♪♪♪

- Oh, now I look like Franken-Poodle! And Max is gonna be here any minute.

- You know what? We'll take the dress off and then we'll glitz you back up, okay? Um...

Uh. Uh oh. Ahh! Zipper's stuck.

Okay, um... we'll just, ah...

We'll take it off from up here.

- Ow! Stop! The zipper's snagged on my hair! - Alright! Don't move!

Don't move! - How's my beautiful princess coming along?

- I'm claustrophobic, get me out of here! - Um, I'll just leave you to it!

- I'm trying to untangle it here from your... Uh oh.

- It's pretty dead in here tonight.

Let's close early.

- Excuse me, but as assistant manager,

I make the decisions around here. And I gotta say...

We close early.

- So I suppose everyone's at the prom? - Oh, could be.

- You know it might be kinda fun to check it out.

- Did you just ask me to my prom?

- Yeah, I guess I did.

But, come on! Patrick is out of town

and, I mean, you have nothing to do.

- I have plans. - Oh yeah? Does it involve the letters 't' & 'v'?

- Your point? - My point is that

I have this really funky dress and I didn't get to wear it.

- You really want to go, don't you?

- Yup! So you're gonna go home and get changed, right?

- Ow, ow. Not so hard.

- Sorry. The only long hair I ever brushed was on a horse.

[Doorbell] I got kicked then too.

- Casey, your prince is here!

- Wait, wait, wait!

Okay.

♪♪♪

Baby blue?

- No good?

- No!

No. No, it, it's fine.

It's okay. I'm the one that's not okay. Lemme just grab my shoes.

- Hey everybody. Whoa!

Didn't know tonight's theme was Return of the Living Bed-Head.

- Der-rek!

Do I really look that bad? - You actually care what I think?

Nice suit! Catch you on the dance floor.

- What? Wh, huh, you said you weren't coming. You're not allowed to change your mind.

- Hey, don't blame me, blame Sally.

Hey, can I borrow that goofy dinner jacket of yours, G?

- You mean my favourite dinner jacket?

Yes. - Atta boy.

- Max, I'll be right back.

- Derek! You wrecked my dress!

- Oh! Um, you might need this.

- No, I don't.

I'm not going!

♪♪♪

- Casey, I rented a limo. It's outside.

- I'm so sorry, Max, I just, I can't go.

- Great!

I have no money, this stupid tux and no date.

- Uh, you still got your ride.

And, you know, since you got more room in it now,

why don't we go pick up Sally?

[Limo driver honking]

- [Casey]: Just go! - Fine, lets go.

♪♪♪

- ♪ Every day's a brand new chance to show the world ♪

♪ The best you can be ♪

♪ Another opportunity to grab the... ♪

- So, ah... Em, there's something

I've been meaning to talk to you about. Um...

- Where is Casey?

- No clue.

Uh, but... But about us.

Um, I want you to know that

the most important person in my life is...

- Derek?!

- Well, yeah, I, I guess Derek's pretty important,

but not quite in the way that I was thinking.

- What is he doing here? And why isn't Casey with Max?

Just a minute.

- Talk later. No biggie.

- Hi guys. Where's Casey?

- Not coming. - She's not coming? Why?

- Dress. Hair. Shoes. Tux. Derek.

- But on the most dreamed-about night of her life?

Derek, what did you do?

- Yeah, what did you do? - Nothing!

Things were already going downhill when I ripped her dress.

- [Girls]: You ripped her dress? - Derek, you have to do something.

- She's right! Who are you?

- Oh, Sally. I'm a co-worker at the restaurant.

- Oh! I'm Emily, next-door neighbour.

- You two keep talking. I'm gonna get some punch.

- You are not ducking this. - Derek, you need to help Casey.

- Me? - Yeah! - Why me? Why not her?

- Because she's with me. And Casey's your stepsister!

- What could I possibly say that would make any difference?

- It's not what you'll say, it's what you'll bring.

- Emergency prom delivery.

- You? What are you doing here?

- Come to take you to prom. - My prom is ruined Derek.

And it's all my fault.

I just wanted the night to be perfect.

I wanted to be Cinderella.

Instead I'm the ugly stepsister nobody wants.

- I agree...

But I was sent to come get you by your real friends.

So, c'mon Cindy!

Cab's waitin', meter's running and you're payin'.

- Forget it, Derek. No amount of magic is gonna turn this dress around.

- Well, this is a different dress.

♪♪♪

- It's the dress.

Guess my fairy godmother came after all.

- Eh, uh... Emily just found it in the theatre department

and I'm nobody's fairy godmother.

Coach man, maybe.

Take it away mice!

- [Marti]: Oh my gosh! It's so pretty!

- Oh, Casey. You look so beautiful.

- Really? - [Marti]: Really.

- Really.

- [Derek]: You're up to 30 bucks on the meter!

- I'd better go before my coachman turns back into a rat boy.

♪♪♪

- This is it!

My happily ever after moment!

My life could be changed forever.

- Hurry up, Cinderella. Before the clock strikes 12.

[She sighs]

♪♪♪

- You look amazing.

- And you look... Perfect.

- Also from the theatre department.

Would you care to dance?

- Lead on, my prince.

- ♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on ♪

♪ To this perfect moment ♪

♪ Sometimes everything's right ♪

- Isn't that romantic?

- Romantic? You want romance?

I can do romance. You stay right there!

- Sheldon... Where are you going?

Sheldon!

- Hello?

Hi! Can I have your attention please?

You 2 in the back, stop making out. Eyes front please.

Thank you. I have something very special to say

to a very special lady, Emily Davis.

How sweet the sound,

who saved a guy like me.

I once was lost but now I'm found.

Emily Davis, will you marry me?

- What?

[Laughing]

[Microphone feedback]

So, what was that all about?

- I've been meaning to tell you.

My family's moving.

- Moving?

Where?

- Newfoundland.

But I don't want to go...

without you.

- Newfoundland? But, that's so far.

- I know! I know!

So... so marry me. Say yes! Marry me and come out East.

- Oh, Sheldon...

Have you lost your mind? We're too young to get married!

- Yeah, I...

I guess we are.

It was a crazy dream.

But I'll come back for you Emily. I will!

Just as soon as I graduate.

And get a car. And a job.

Course I'll need a driver's license before the car and...

And I need a job first to get the car. - Shhh.

There's one thing I have to say to you.

- Uh, I didn't quite catch that.

♪♪♪

- [Emily]: Excuse me! Attention please!

I am very happy to announce...

Your choice for junior Prom King and Queen is...

Max Miller and Casey MacDonald!

- A drama queen and a prom queen. Who would've thought?

Oh, whoa, whoa! What's with the tears?

- I'm a sucker for happy endings, okay?

- Okay, well stop crying and start dancing.

♪♪♪

- Ah, Derek, the music's stopped.

- Oh. Right.

Punch? - Punch.

- Punch.

- And this is me with the Mountie.

- Oh, hey, you got him to smile, Lizzie.

Oh, a nice shot of the Rideau Canal.

Looks like you guys had a great time.

- Where are your pictures, Edwin?

- Oh, ah, they're not so great.

- They're right here? Let's have a look.

Is this some new art exhibit?

It looks kinda like a toilet seat cover.

- Uh, yeah, it is a toilet seat.

- Lamp? Pillow?

Bed? Did you even get out of the hotel room? - Does the ice machine count?

- What happened? Too much sun? - More like something he ate.

- What did you eat Edwin?

- My Halloween stash and a room service sundae. - Oh Edwin.

- You guys said: "No candy from the mini-bar." So I had to provide for myself.

- And then he 'provided' all over the floor.

- Ach! - I broke the school trip record

for the longest camp-out in the room.

- Oh, Edwin.

♪♪♪

- Ah! - Ahhhhh! Blood!

- I broke the school trip repord...

- Tongue twister. [Feigning vomiting]

- Punch! Punch. - Punch! Yeah.

- Go team.

- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

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