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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- Oh yeah!
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- Come on baby. Shake
that thang!
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- Can you please keep it down?
I'm trying to work.
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- On a Saturday? Get a life.
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- And you're wasting your day
playing a video game and I need a life?
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- It's not a waste of a day if
I break my high score. Oohooh ooh!
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- Watch your back, Derek.
Somebody's behind you!
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- Switching to booty-cam.
- Booty-cam? - Oh yeah,
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you gotta love that booty-cam.
- What are you guys playing? - Babe Raider.
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- You've got to be kidding me.
She's all chest and legs...
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and chest.
- And butt. Don't forget butt.
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- She's got some
and she kicks some.
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- What did you say?
- [Babe]: You'll never get away.
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I'm hot on your trail.
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- What did she say?
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And what is she wearing?
That outfit is like
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skin-tight! That cannot
be comfortable.
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- I know. She should
just take it off! - Ohhhhhh, yeah!
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- No! Games likes this have got
to be part of the reason
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why you guys are so
hugely immature.
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- G-g-g-g-g-g Ahhhh!
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- Hey! That's what I'll do my
media studies project on:
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sexist games, and why they
should be banned.
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- Forget that. Just listen
to Babe Raider.
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- Come on, boys. You know I'll
get you! Why resist?
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- Don't you understand how
wrong this stuff is?
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- Sounds like somebody's jealous
of somebody else's double-D body armour.
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- [Babe]: Watch this!
- [Both]: Ahhhhhhh!
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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- My stepbrothers: Derek the
Caveman and Edwin, the Caveboy.
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I wonder, were they
born offensive?
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Or did they become that way
due to bad influences.
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But, most of all, I wonder:
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could they be retrained to be
evolved human beings?
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- Ew! What are
you playing?
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- I'm not playing, I'm
researching sexist video games for my media
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studies project. What
kind of Neanderthal
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could like this stuff?
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- What are you playing?
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- She's not.
It's research.
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- Cool!
- No, it's not!
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You shouldn't have
to see girls
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with breasts bigger
than their head!
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- How does that girl stay
in her outfit
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jumping around like that?
- I don't know.
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- Wouldn't she
get a wedgie?
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- In real life, yeah,
she would, Marti.
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But she's a fantasy girl
drawn by some guy
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who thinks women should look
fake and sound stupid.
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[ Phone rings ]
Hello?
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Hey, Sam! No, I don't
know where he is.
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I can't keep
track of him.
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I can't even keep track of
myself half the time!
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- That's Sam?
- And here's Derek!
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- You l-u-v Sam!
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- What?
I do not!
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- Casey and Sammy,
sitting in a tree.
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- Both of you, out!
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- K-i-s-s-i-n-g.
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- Dad, have you seen
our new mailman?
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- Yeah, she's a chick!
- The mailman's a chicken?
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- No. A chick.
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- He means a "woman".
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- So he should
say "woman".
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And what's wrong with a
female mailman?
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Mail woman... mail person...
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- Nothing... Especially
since she's a hottie. - Totally hot.
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- Do you mean that pretty
blonde woman...
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I didn't notice.
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- So guys, I've been thinking.
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- Here we go...
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- This house has a very
maletype environment.
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- I know, isn't it great?!
- Ah ha. - For you, yes.
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I've noticed the men in this
house aren't very sensitive to women.
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- You've only been here three
months. You'll learn to block it out.
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- We have to deal with stuff...
Like your left-up toilet seats.
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- Who left the toilet seat up?
I fell in again!
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- The way you get your way
by sitting on us.
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- Fine! Watch
what you want!
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- ...and the way you eat food
right off our plates.
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- Georgie, stop that!
- But what
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I find most offensive are the
sexist portrayals of women
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permitted in this house. And I'm
sure you all know what I'm referring to.
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- No.
- Well don't worry, I've written it all down.
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- A Manifesto?
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- Sounds manly...
- Bet it's not.
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- What's a manifesto?
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- It is a list of rules Marti.
In this case, feminist rules.
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- Cool!
- It sounds very cool.
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We're all feminists here...
Right George?
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- Of course we are.
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- We can't be feminists! We're
guys! We're guy-ists!
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- But that's the point.
Feminism is for everyone,
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at least those who are evolved.
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- Well, I don't want
to be evolved!
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- Don't worry, Edwin.
There's no way
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we're going to be following
Casey's womanifesto, right Dad?
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- Right.
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Wrong.
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If you actually read these
rules, you'll find that they're
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pretty... reasonable.
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- Dad, it's just us guys here.
You can, uh, put that away.
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- Yeah, you don't really expect
us to do what Casey says, do you?
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- Um...
- Do you??!!
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- Look guys,
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I need your help here.
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This marriage is in the starting
blocks and I just want
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your new mom to know that we're
all in this together.
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- We? I like her, but, Dad,
you married her.
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- Then do it for my sake.
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I mean, I think it would be good
for you two to learn how to behave around women.
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- Trust me, dad, chicks dig me.
- Yeah, and babes are all over me too.
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- Listen to yourselves...
Chicks? Babes?
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I mean, we're not a house
of guys any more.
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A little enlightenment
couldn't hurt.
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- This so-called
"enlightenment".
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How important is it to you?
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- What do you want?
- Thumb drive.
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256 meg. USB 2.0 compatible.
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- Done. Derek?
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- I'm sorry, but
I cannot be bought.
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- Then I'll go with a threat...
You still planning
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to take driving lessons on
your 16th birthday
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using my car?
- Yeah.
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- Ah-ha. Well, unless you keep
an open mind about this, you can forget it.
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- Number one: no playing Babe
Raider in the house?
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- Does the garage count
as the house?
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- Number two: the garage counts
as the house.
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Look, number three. I will
not do number three!
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I'm not taking it down.
- Derek,
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I agree there
is no greater
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contribution to culture than
the modern thong,
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but the thong must come
off the wall.
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- This is my room! You can't
just throw out my stuff.
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- Just relax, I'm gonna store
these until this feminist
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wave settles a bit. No one's
throwing anything out.
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- George, I threw out
your car magazines.
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- Why?
- Because they were draped with women.
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- Nora, those
magazines also contain valuable automotive information.
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- What do you know
about cars?
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- Nothing, that's why I need
those magazines.
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- Ah, Georgie, that is so
ridiculous, don't you think?
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- I guess so.
- But...
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- Oooh! And while I'm
here I'll take those posters.
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- But, but, but...
- You men are being very mature about this.
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- Please. We're not men.
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Real men would never
let this happen.
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- A maniwhatso?
- A Feminist Manifesto.
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And thanks to Casey's feminist
rampage, I'm not allowed
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to have degrading images
of women on my wall.
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- But you're allowed stuff
on your desk?
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- Well, that's classy
enough for Casey!
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- Hey, how about we go play
some Babe Raider?
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- Can't. Manifesto rule number
one: No "Babe Raider".
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So we'll just have to wait till
the house is woman free.
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- Can I get a snack?
- Yeah, help yourself.
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- Do you want anything?
- Yeah, I want my posters back!
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- Sam! And my manifesto?
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- Yeah, Derek was
showing it to me.
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- Oh. Well, I know it's
kinda silly...
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- No, why?
You took a stand.
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I think that's pretty cool.
- You do?
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- Yeah, well, I have three
older sisters.
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I'm used to that kind
of feminist stuff.
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- But do you believe
in it?
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- Well I don't mind it.
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But if you tell Derek I said
that, I will deny it.
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- It'll be our little secret.
- Cool.
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- I gotta go raid
your refrigerator.
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- Raid away!
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- Nora, we need to talk.
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- Wow, you sound just
like your dad.
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- Well, unlike my dad,
I'm no pushover!
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Especially when it comes to
this feminist stuff.
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- George is no pushover,
he's a sensitive man.
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- What's the difference?
- There's a big difference. - I agree.
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And I'm sensitive too.
- You are?
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- Yeah, especially when it comes
to having to take down my favourite posters.
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- Oh, Derek, those women
were half-naked.
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- But art galleries are filled
with pictures of fully naked women!
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- Really? Dude, let's go!
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- There's a difference
between the artistic
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appreciation of the female form
and objectifying women.
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- Okay, all I know is those
differences made absolutely no difference
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until manifesto-mania
hit this house.
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- I've never had
sons before, so
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I'm guessing a chat on feminism
isn't your idea of fun.
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- Oh, sure it is... But I really
should get to bed.
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- You know what, just give me
a couple of minutes.
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It's really important for you
boys to know that feminism
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isn't about men losing power,
it's about equality.
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- What does taking down my
posters have to do with equality?
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- There's a university essay I
wrote on the Feminine Mystique.
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Maybe you'd like
to read it?
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- Sure!
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Anything else I can do
for "the cause"?
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- Sure!
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You can clean up this mess
and do the dishes.
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- Consider it done.
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Edwin, clean up this mess
and do the dishes.
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- Hey, you can't tell me what to
do 'cause you're not a woman!
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- You know, some guys don't
mock these ideas.
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Some guys actually
believe in them.
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- I don't know any.
- Other than your best friend?
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- Sam?
- Yeah. I bet he wouldn't degrade women by hanging up
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tacky posters or playing a
stupid game like Babe Raider.
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- Oh really?
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Look who's the King of Babes.
- Sam?
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- Really no surprise. I mean
we're talking about a guy
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who spends a great deal of his
life playing Babe Raider.
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- No way! You made that up! You
put his name in there!
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There's no way my Sam - I mean
your Sam - I mean... [ Door opens ]
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- D, I'm back! Let's raid
some... babes!
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- I should have known better.
The real world is a sad place!
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- I'm guessing that something
bad happened.
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[ Sigh ]
- This guy I thought I liked, who shall remain nameless,
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is totally into
this sexist Babe Raider game which I totally despise.
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So I should despise
him too, right?
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- Right?
- But I don't despise him, and you wanna know why?
233
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Because I'm a
total hypocrite who can't control her feelings.
234
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:22,048
My heart says one thing,
my head says another thing!
235
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,151
And now I sound like
a cheesy love song!
236
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,823
- Uh, well,
237
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,021
you know how computer guys
like me are always...
238
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,085
considered, you know... geeks.
239
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,333
- I don't see you like that.
- Ah, thanks.
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00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,089
- Of course, I'm not in your
computer class.
241
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:37,627
- Right... Uh, so the truth is
242
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,833
is that there are
some computer guys,
243
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:46,136
AND girls, that are, um...
geek-ish. And some that aren't.
244
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,372
You just can't
generalize.
245
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:52,207
So, this Babe Raider game. Are
you lumping it in with all these other sexist video games
246
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:56,124
or have you played it?
Because the turbo level rocks!
247
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,518
- Ah...
248
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,390
- So I've heard.
249
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:02,318
- So you're suggesting that
before I write off the guy
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00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,015
I should check out
the game?
251
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,856
- Why not?
252
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,058
- I'm telling you, Sandra...
253
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,627
"...having a strong female
presence in my house
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00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,436
has forced me to reflect
on my attitudes about women."
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00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,940
- [Whispering]: Listen to Derek.
Sounds like Casey and I
256
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,012
might actually have
made an impression.
257
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,411
- Personally I wouldn't
want you to...
258
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:27,913
"subjugate your ambitions
and desires to any...
259
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:32,247
patriarchal system that
disrespects your feminine power".
260
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,254
- This from the guy
who made a sling shot
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00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,857
out of your bra
last night? Ah...
262
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:42,030
- I mean these ideas are
still really new to me.
263
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:47,431
You think maybe we could, uh,
get together and discuss them?
264
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,336
Great.
265
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,437
- Aaah!!
- Shhh!
266
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,478
- But I don't get it.
Your number one rule was 'No Babe Raider'--
267
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,154
- Because it's offensive to
women. I know.
268
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,082
But I AM a woman
so I'm allowed to offend myself.
269
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:08,087
- That makes no sense!
- Shh! Neither does this game.
270
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,090
I've been trying to turn it on
for an hour. Please help me!
271
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,193
- Ah, women!
272
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,455
Okay, so here's the deal:
273
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,404
Babe Raider has been
wrongfully accused
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00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,400
of betraying her former
mentor, Werner Von Werner.
275
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,603
So she's forced to enter the
dark world of betrayal and vengeance
276
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,206
and use her feminine wiles
to clear her name.
277
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,440
- In those boots?
Good luck.
278
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:34,806
I am so confused! Okay,
the blue button shoots,
279
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,077
the red button jumps, what
does the green button do?
280
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,986
- The green button switches
targets! And the blue button does not only shoot -
281
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,989
it fires torpedoes!
Work with me!
282
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,021
- Torpedoes?! From where?
- [Babe]: You've heard of "raw" power?
283
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,357
Well this is BRA POWER!
- That is so wrong!
284
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,404
- And yet so right.
285
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,399
- I can't believe this game.
286
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,571
I can't believe this game!
287
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,370
- Ho-lee! How did you
jump like that?
288
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,302
- Easy, easy. I just push
that button, then I...
289
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,907
- Yeah, but then how did you--
- Black is for the hip-check combo spin
290
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,910
and the white is
for the seductive strut.
291
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,882
Work with me!
- Hey!
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00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,310
- Babe Raider is
on the prowl!
293
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,816
- Wow! You kick butt -
for a girl.
294
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,249
Actually, you kick butt
for anybody! - I know.
295
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,092
"Dear Casey.
Didn't want to wake you,
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00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,355
but we all went out
for pancakes. Love Mom."
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00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,134
[ Doorbell ]
298
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,112
- Hi, Casey... Nice pj's.
299
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,879
- Thanks. Uh, Derek's not back
from breakfast.
300
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,249
- Oh, okay. Um, I just
dropped by to--
301
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,808
- Play Babe Raider with him?
302
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,976
- Yeah about that,
see, I can explain.
303
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,846
Um, my sisters, they won't let
me play Babe Raider at my house
304
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,686
so I just come
over here to play.
305
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,961
- Well... You're here.
Let's play.
306
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,491
- What?...
307
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,857
- Hah! Whooo! Yes!
308
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,098
That is it!
You are so mine!
309
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,273
- No way! Bad move following
310
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,602
Werner Von Werner into
the lava swamp!
311
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,367
I've got you right
where I want you!
312
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,805
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
313
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,041
- No!!!
- [Babe]: Game over.
314
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,146
- Sorry for totally destroying
you like that.
315
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,679
- No biggie. You are
the King of Babes...
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00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,454
For now.
317
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,193
- You know, just when I think
I've got you figured out...
318
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,859
- I know. I'm confusing.
319
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,329
- Hey, Sam.
Sorry I'm late, um...
320
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,588
I'm on a major
maple syrup rush.
321
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,527
You wanna play some one
on one before I crash?
322
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,933
- Sure, yeah.
- Come on man! Let's get out there so I can whip your butt!
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00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,638
♪♪♪
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00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,877
[ Thunderclap ]
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00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,176
♪♪♪
326
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,045
[ Shouting like a pro ]
327
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,391
[ Monster growling ]
328
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,293
- Get away from me!
329
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,585
Help!
330
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,897
[ Growling ]
Help!
331
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:11,144
[ Shouting ]
332
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,079
You're the King
of Babes.
333
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,722
- More like
the Queen of Babes!
334
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,832
[ Thunderclap ]
335
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:38,163
- Good morning!
[ Sound of old car horn ]
336
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,596
- Isn't that top
a little... tight?
337
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,936
- Why is
your stomach showing?
338
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,271
- You look pretty!
339
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,777
- Ummmm...
- Ummmm... - Ew.
340
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:54,749
- Well, you know, it certainly
is a, um... a bold look,
341
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,220
don't you think, honey?
- Well, that's the point.
342
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,989
What's wrong with exposing a
stronger, more confident side?
343
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,549
- [Mumbling]: Dad? What are
we supposed to say?
344
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,258
Casey's exposing herself!
345
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,720
- While I'm eating!
346
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,288
- Boys! Conference.
living room.
347
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,357
- What is she wearing?!
- I don't know. But we're
348
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,556
trying to be enlightened
in this house, which means--
349
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,068
- Which means we have to throw
out our offensive material,
350
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,871
but Casey - she can dress
in offensive material!
351
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,274
- Yeah, you know, I don't
get feminism at all!
352
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,977
- Well, feminism is
a complex thing
353
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,409
caused by difficult... stuff.
354
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,475
- Yeah, I've read
the literature.
355
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,645
Okay, I skimmed one
of Nora's essays.
356
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:36,894
But this isn't feminism!
This is insanity! - Yeah!
357
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,832
- I am seeing a lot more Casey
than I usually do.
358
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:50,044
- I know, but this... is how
Babe Raider dresses.
359
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,069
- Um, I don't know how to break
this to you, but you're not Babe Raider!
360
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,335
And I know you're using this to
say something bad about the game for your media presentation--
361
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,675
- Actually I'm using it to say
something good about Babe Raider.
362
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:03,222
It's an empowering outfit.
I've opened my mind!
363
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,888
- Are you sure about
that? Aren't you just asking for stupid comments from guys?
364
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,149
- That's
their problem, not mine. - [A guy]: Looking good!
365
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,458
[ A guy's whistle ]
- Dude, your step-sister is...
366
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,360
- Don't you dare finish
that sentence?
367
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:17,532
- Look, all I know is she played
a mean Babe Raider and now
368
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,533
she looks like a Babe Raider.
- What are you talking about?
369
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,735
She would never play that game.
I mean, it's completely against her... morals.
370
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,039
- She plays, dude.
And she's good.
371
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:31,182
- Casey plays Babe Raider?
And she's good?
372
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,480
- Yeah, I know. I was
surprised too, but--
373
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,912
- That's it! The insanity
stops now!
374
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,918
- Yeah, and it's
totally comfortable.
375
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,280
- I like it!
- It's so good.
376
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,548
- You're a total hypocrite
- What's your problem?
377
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,757
Bye, guys!
- Yeah, yeah.
378
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,629
- Okay, first you ban Babe
Raider, and then
379
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,458
you start dressing like Babe
Raider, and now Sam
380
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,904
tells me that you play
Babe Raider?!
381
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,629
- I might have been wrong about
Babe Raider, but I'm not a hypocrite.
382
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,335
- Oh.
- Babe Raider kicks butt and turns heads.
383
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,538
She's a great
role model for women. - Oh, yeah, totally agree.
384
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:04,281
And for me, the most empowering
moment of the game must be the topless level.
385
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,749
- The... topless level?
386
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,249
- The topless level. When Babe
Raider finally succeeds in defeating
387
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:13,752
the alien Visigoths, she
celebrates by taking off her top. Now, I've
388
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,786
never been that far
but Sam has,
389
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,421
a bunch of times. I mean,
they don't call him
390
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,386
the "King of Babes"
for nothing, huh?
391
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,585
- C'mon, let's go to
media class.
392
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,027
What's wrong with you?
- A lot.
393
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,673
I talked myself into something
totally ridiculous because of a guy.
394
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,240
- Happens to the best
of us, sister.
395
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,839
- But how can I do my
presentation when
396
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,840
I'm so confused about what
I'm talking about?
397
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,912
I'm con Babe Raider, I'm
pro Babe Raider...
398
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,382
Em, what am I?
399
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,410
- You are... confused.
400
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,547
- You know what?
401
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,792
I think that's
the whole point.
402
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,120
One look at Babe Raider
says everything.
403
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,655
It's sexist. It's degrading.
404
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,931
It creates
impossible-to-live-up-to images
405
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,530
of women, and gives boys the
idea that this misshapen
406
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,473
heroine is what girls are
supposed to look like.
407
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,039
And it has the potential to turn
boys into drooling pigs,
408
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:06,908
but... it just so happens that
I love this game.
409
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,579
Yes, Babe Raiders
clothes are too
410
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:13,078
tight and her chest is too
big. But as a girl,
411
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,551
I found playing this
game... empowering.
412
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,951
This game is about a strong,
strategic woman
413
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,023
who defends herself and
is victorious against her oppressors.
414
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:25,163
But why will guys only allow
women to be powerful if they can ogle them too?
415
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,760
Maybe to guys this Babe Raider
stuff is no big deal,
416
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,403
but to girls it's hurtful
and confusing.
417
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,829
- Here, here.
418
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,674
- You said it, sister.
419
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,769
- Then I brought out this
petition to send to the game companies.
420
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,971
It says "keep the games coming,
keep the women powerful,
421
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,114
but to the guys that design
these chicks? Get real!"
422
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,640
- How'd that go over?
423
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,505
- Signed by every girl in class.
424
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:49,014
- Ooh, I am so proud of
you, Miss Casey.
425
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,947
That took a lot of guts.
426
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,494
- So, did any boys sign?
427
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:57,019
- What guy in his right mind
would sign that thing?
428
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,262
- Don't tell Derek, uh, but I
thought your speech was pretty cool.
429
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,325
And that Babe Raider outfit
this morning...
430
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,534
Whew!
- Sam, c'mon!
431
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,595
- What?
432
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,537
- Nothing.
433
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:18,112
- Casey loves Sammy.
434
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,509
- Big time.
435
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,151
- Women's Day Walk? Oh,
I'm all over it!
436
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,058
I mean, if I can talk the talk.
I can walk the woman's walk, right?
437
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,290
Great. See ya then.
438
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,257
- Dude! What are you doing?!!
439
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,396
- I'm getting in touch with
my feminine side, Ed.
440
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,901
- What happened to the brother
I know and fear?
441
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,514
- Relax, he's still here. Just
underneath the facade.
442
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:51,438
Now, don't tell Nora, 'cause
this is just between us guys, got it?
443
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:54,676
- Got it... But are you really
going on the Women's Day Walk?
444
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,053
- Dude, a thousand chicks,
and me? You do the math.
445
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:00,294
- Take me with you!
446
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,189
- Maybe when
your voice drops.
447
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,733
There's a thousand chicks.
448
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