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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,946 I guess everybody else is dead. 2 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,365 Which means we're totally outnumbered. 3 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:34,243 We gotta make up for that in pure firepower. 4 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:36,412 You want to raid the feeding area, don't you? 5 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,955 Two boxes of grenades in there. 6 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,499 It's our only chance at getting out. 7 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:43,628 Vince, that place is a deathtrap. 8 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,547 Lucky for you I've got the megablaster. 9 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:51,177 Lee, you go right, Roy, straight down the middle. 10 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,137 I'll cover you both. 11 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,312 One, two, three. 12 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,112 Roy: Where's that coverfue? 13 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,033 Megablaster, dude, megablaster! 14 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:20,790 What the hell? 15 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,668 Got it. Vince, where are you? 16 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,046 I can't get them off of me. 17 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,551 Lee: Vince, you d-bag, where are you? 18 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,264 Damn it! Damn it! 19 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,516 Lee: Damn it, Vince. 20 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,770 That blood look funny to you? 21 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,398 Still working on it. The code's a little janky. 22 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:49,151 Hey, boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded? 23 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,587 Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, 24 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,739 but we hit the shelves in three months. 25 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,034 Vince? 26 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,038 Vince, what's wrong? 27 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,751 My hands, they're on fire. 28 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,085 Your ncv test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. 29 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,838 No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal. 30 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,923 Then what is it? I don't know. 31 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,693 I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist. 32 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:57,470 A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? 33 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,596 What's he doing? 34 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:00,931 I quit. 35 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,191 You can't quit. 36 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,194 I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. 37 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:13,277 House, are you okay? 38 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,030 Yeah. And I want to stay that way. 39 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,424 I talked it over with my therapist. 40 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,492 I need to change my environment, my habits. 41 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,452 But he cleared you to get your license back. 42 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,121 Which will help immensely with my new job in research. 43 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:27,833 I've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure. 44 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,379 But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through? 45 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,966 I'm sorry. 46 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,553 I know this will affect both of you, 47 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:42,640 and thirteen, and the one with the nose. 48 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,937 But I just can't risk coming back here. 49 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,318 Okay. 50 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:05,371 That was surprising. 51 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,671 I want to run the department. 52 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,591 You consider waiting until house clears the lobby 53 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,385 before you start aninng for his job? 54 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,970 He's not dead or sentimental, 55 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,304 and somebody needs to do it. 56 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:24,056 Not necessarily. 57 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,600 Departments of diagnostic medicine don't exist. 58 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,270 The only reason we have one is because of house. 59 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,606 You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months, 60 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:33,917 you might as well give me a chance. 61 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,067 You're a great doctor, 62 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:39,530 I want you to stay on in neuro, but house was a genius. 63 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:43,242 House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet. 64 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,619 And a genius. 65 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:49,790 And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this. 66 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,673 You get one shot. 67 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,137 What's house gonna do? 68 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,930 Foreman: No idea, but he's gone, 69 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,224 so how about we focus on the medicine? 70 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,560 What? 71 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,520 You're the boss, it's kind of sexy. 72 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,898 Here I thought it was just the pants. 73 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,441 Diabetic neuropathy? 74 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,735 Hba1c looks fine. 75 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,279 Could be hypothyroidism. 76 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,156 No fatigue or weight gain. 77 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,074 What about complex regional pain syndrome? 78 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,910 That's a good idea. Let's run with it. 79 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,037 Look at that. No house, the job still gets done. 80 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,288 And yet, something's missing. 81 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,999 I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish. 82 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,167 That's it. 83 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,754 Treat for crps. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation. 84 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:41,509 Vince: I don't buy it. 85 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,069 Crps isn't that well understood, but... 86 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,846 I think it's Mercury poisoning. I eat a ton of Sushi. 87 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,365 And you're currently getting mixed reviews 88 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:50,976 in speed the plow on Broadway? Google it. 89 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,370 It's pretty hard to consume enough fish 90 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,754 to give yourself Mercury poisoning, 91 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,856 and it doesn't usually present solely with pain. 92 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:59,026 But it can. Check out the Atlantic medical journal. 93 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,611 This guy came in with burning pain 94 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,073 caused by erythromelalgia 95 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,282 caused by Mercury poisoning. 96 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:07,052 Who needs actual doctors when you've got the Internet? 97 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,702 No offense, but doctors make mistakes. 98 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,538 Medical errors are up 30% this year. 99 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,456 You should check the rate of patient error. 100 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:15,459 There's a ton of information out there. 101 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,087 Why wouldn't I educate myself, be my own advocate? 102 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,713 Crps came up in my search, too, 103 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,465 but I've never had any skin discoloration, 104 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,676 and my pain is sporadic, not constant. 105 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,805 It's gotta be worth one lousy blood test. 106 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,258 You know how house feels 107 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,676 about people touching his ball. 108 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,344 No, chase refuses to tell me. 109 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,265 Right, my husband's gay. Witty. 110 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,933 Ihearyoute taking over for house. 111 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,020 You're gonna be great. Congratulations. 112 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:17,730 Not permanent. 113 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,649 Yet. Taub and thirteen cool with it? 114 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:22,860 He's older than you. She's seen you naked. 115 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,171 Not like we haven't been working together for two years now. 116 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,240 Working with is different than working for. 117 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,952 You saw house, how was he? 118 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:35,039 He was good. 119 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,751 He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird. 120 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,714 Is thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her er transfer. 121 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,300 She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation. 122 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,509 No, they're not. 123 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,928 I just dropped a patient in the oath suite, 124 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,514 and your guys were not in there. 125 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,812 You know, usually, spinal stimulation 126 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,397 is done with the patient in the room. 127 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,524 He asked us to test his blood for Mercury. 128 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,360 It's unlikely, but not impossible. 129 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,723 It's also not what we agreed on. 130 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:07,547 Testing doesn't hurt, and it only takes 20 minutes. 131 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:08,656 I figured it didn't matter. 132 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,283 I'm thinking I should decide when it matters. 133 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:14,161 Taub: If you're done marking your territory... 134 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:18,999 Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus webly was wrong. 135 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,710 I'll handle this. 136 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,092 You expected not to have mixed feelings? 137 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,887 I know it's the right call. 138 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,183 I just don't know what to do with my time, and my leg. 139 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,185 Pain's flared up since I left Mayfield. 140 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,105 Ibuprofen's barely putting a dent in it. 141 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,940 You need a hobby. 142 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,401 Right. Doctors the world over treat chronic pain 143 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,985 with collections of hummel figurines. 144 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,987 No, I didn't say you need a lame hobby. 145 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,825 You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people. 146 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,785 You already made me get a roommate. 147 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,036 Wilson's got one bedroom. 148 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,164 I don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping. 149 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:02,251 Okay. So what does Wilson like to do? 150 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,508 Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman, head of diagnostics. 151 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,844 So you must be the genius's replacement. 152 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,638 I prefer to think of myself as genius 2.0. 153 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,408 Your blood test ruled out Mercury poisoning. 154 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,142 What was my Mercury level? Two-point-eight. 155 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,369 That means for every deciliter of blood... 156 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,729 I know what it means. I also know it's above normal. 157 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,897 I want Mercury chelation. 158 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,262 Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms. 159 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,361 You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves. 160 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,904 It's a judgment call. 161 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,240 Based on 10 years of medical training? 162 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,034 I think you have crps. I want to try spinal stimulation. 163 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:41,165 So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine based on a glorified hunch. 164 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,333 I'll stick with the chelation. 165 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:48,839 If you don't want to get better, I think we're done. 166 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,216 What do you mean "done"? 167 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,260 You're not interested in my medical opinion. 168 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,762 I'll move on to my next patient, 169 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:55,929 you'll move on to a doctor 170 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,723 willing to run all the unnecessary tests 171 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:01,685 and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured. 172 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,355 Makes no difference to me. 173 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,693 I'm glad you changed your mind. 174 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,278 Don't know about that. 175 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,156 Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me. 176 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,991 Which is impressive. 177 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,327 Stimulating at 100 hertz. 178 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,914 Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us. 179 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,791 Probably the pants. 180 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,459 He reminds me of me. 181 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,128 Is it supposed to hurt? 182 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,463 Not if we're in correctly. 183 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,340 Is it your hands? Your back? 184 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,966 No, my chest. 185 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,969 Can't breathe. 186 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,721 Heart rate's 140, climbing. 187 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,473 You need to hold still. 188 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,600 What did you do? 189 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,853 Deep breaths. 190 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,691 His lungs are filling with fluid. 191 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,447 Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem 192 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,824 is really a heart problem. 193 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,867 He's got a thickened left ventricle. 194 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,595 When his heart sped up during the procedure, 195 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:04,122 itjacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema. 196 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,406 Good thing I talked the patient into spinal stimulation. 197 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,460 It did lead us to discovering a new symptom, 198 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,355 and proved he was wrong about Mercury poisoning. 199 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,797 We lucked into that discovery, 200 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,091 and we were wrong about crps. 201 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,594 Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal lyme disease. 202 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,887 Not without joint pain. 203 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,931 When's his new game coming out? 204 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,015 Couple of months. 205 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,243 He's probably working non-stop. 206 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,187 Might be using more than coffee to power through. 207 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,020 Cocaine use explains his symptoms. 208 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,856 So we search his office for drugs. 209 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,275 No. We're gonna ask him. 210 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,116 In a lot of ways, cooking is like music. 211 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,786 Different elements combine to make a symphony. 212 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,289 Difference is that Beethoven's fifth 213 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,541 isn't going to be poop tomorrow. 214 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,042 What was my one condition 215 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,128 for allowing you to tag along? 216 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,796 Try not to be a jerk. 217 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,090 I'm trying. I'm just failing. 218 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,886 Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. 219 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,559 How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now? 220 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,269 They're smoking. 221 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,855 Your balls. 222 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,525 No, no. They're Browning way too fast. 223 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,209 Blue's the color you gotta watch out for. 224 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,820 Enough. 225 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,740 God, they're... They're still raw inside. 226 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,885 By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt. 227 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,912 I think there's a medicated powder for that. 228 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,750 Although, vinegar could work. 229 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086 My old chem prof talked about 230 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,397 theoretically you shouldn't trust 231 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,423 the results of a hemoglobin a1c test 232 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,884 on a chronically acidotic patient. 233 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,094 The acid in the blood slows the reaction 234 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,222 between the hemoglobin protein and blood sugar. 235 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,224 Browning meat is the same chemical process, 236 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:50,020 which means it should also be slowed by acid. 237 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,105 That actually makes sense. 238 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,734 You might have saved my balls. 239 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,486 That's the spirit! 240 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,448 Obviously the procedure didn't go as planned. 241 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,884 The heart problem was unforeseeable, 242 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,451 but I still feel responsible. 243 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,535 I'm sorry. 244 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,787 Okay. 245 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,539 How long have you guys been doing it? 246 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,751 I think it's best if we kept things professional. 247 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,020 Tough to do, now that I've seen 248 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,629 you rock a leopard-print bikini. 249 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,965 Congrats, by the way. Up top. 250 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,717 You hacked my profile page? 251 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,678 Your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack. 252 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,281 Figured I'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones, 253 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,390 one search led to another. 254 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,599 Is there a shot of just her? 255 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,892 I'm thinking screensaver. 256 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,703 We need to know if you've been using cocaine. 257 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,771 Nope. Dude, you just block everybody 258 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,207 or do you really only have three friends? 259 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,857 We need you to be straight with us. 260 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,402 We need to be able to trust you. 261 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,030 I cleaned up my act 12 years ago, 262 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,949 after my college roommate od'd. 263 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,204 Okay. 264 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,337 Search his office. 265 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,422 You think he was lying? 266 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,048 No, but I'm not sure. 267 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,133 It was worth asking. 268 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,735 If he'd said yes, it would've saved us a trip. 269 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,428 But he didn't. 270 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,514 You have to forget about him. 271 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,641 The pafient? House. 272 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,226 First you try acting like him, 273 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,353 that doesn't work, so then you try the opposite. 274 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,565 Now you're mad because you have to use his move. 275 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,067 Ifeelhke Tom Brady's backup. 276 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,862 Tom Brady's backup now makes $10 million. 277 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,282 Stop comparing. You can do this by being you. 278 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,411 We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers. 279 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,495 I'll get Taub. 280 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:31,580 And 281 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,957 thanks. 282 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,877 Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00. 283 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,003 Can we make it 8:00? 284 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,130 Already made a reservation for 7:00. 285 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,679 I'm making gnocchi. 286 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,145 Oh, I didn't mean to intrude, I just... 287 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,773 Cecile's in my cooking class. 288 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,940 She doesn't speak English. 289 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,533 You bake the potatoes instead of boiling. 290 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,703 Less moisture, fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi. 291 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:12,913 You seem good. 292 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,122 Feeling better. 293 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,089 House. 294 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,067 I need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital. 295 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,635 I do love a good groveling, but my decision is final. 296 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,888 That's fine, as long as I'm not the reason for it. 297 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,651 I know that sounds completely narcissistic. 298 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,266 Yeah. 299 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:39,064 But it's not. We flirted, we kissed, I fondled. 300 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,138 I hallucinated a night with you 301 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,652 and yelled it from a hospital balcony. 302 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,654 You're not a narcissist. 303 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,198 So what am I? 304 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,407 Not the reason I'm leaving. 305 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,455 House. 306 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,959 I'm gonna miss you. 307 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,588 Lady, either kiss him or leave. We got work to do. 308 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,883 You just couldn't keep your trap shut. 309 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,093 Make the damn gnocchi. 310 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,538 Taub: I guess you're not in a hurry 311 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,188 to get back to the office. 312 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,314 Thirteen: And you are? 313 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,948 I'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend. 314 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,742 I'm a lizard, not an idiot. 315 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,387 You've been in a crappy mood 316 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,495 since we got in the car. 317 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,123 And you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone 318 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,293 who 24 hours ago was basically your equal? 319 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,087 Unlike you, I didn't expect anything different. 320 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,756 The work part I can get used to. 321 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,635 He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going. 322 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,346 He's never done that before. 323 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,474 So even the score. Go home tonight, 324 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,278 put on some heels and break him like a pony. 325 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,605 You'll feel much better. What? 326 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,194 That's one big-ass bird. 327 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,120 Wow. That's kind of amazing, 328 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,372 the way the wings move, it's so real. 329 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,291 Get them off me! 330 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,044 I know what's wrong with the patient. 331 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,004 I'm going to call foreman. 332 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,466 A little help. 333 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,219 Your partner said you studied birds 334 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,637 to improve the game animation. 335 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,764 Did you touch them? Can't dissect without touching. 336 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,241 It's the best way to understand the anatomy. 337 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,393 It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis. 338 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,063 We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics. 339 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,400 Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area? 340 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,902 Kind of stuck in play mode. 341 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,821 Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty. 342 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,699 It's not her. I mean, it was, 343 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,952 when she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago. 344 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,996 You've had an erection for three hours? 345 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,725 At first, it was just embarrassing, 346 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209 but now it's really starting to hurt. 347 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,460 Will the antibiotics help? 348 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,630 I'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis. 349 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,445 Taub: His erection persisted even with medication. 350 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,887 We had to put in a surgical shunt 351 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,180 justto drain the blood. 352 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,558 You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you. 353 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:24,312 I'm dedicated. So, the holy Trinity, heafl, hands, hose. 354 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,498 Taub: Could be guillain-barré. 355 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,149 Not with normal nerve conduction. 356 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,567 Th rombocytosis. 357 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,403 His platelet count isn't that high. 358 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,654 Brain tumor makes more sense. 359 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,703 I'm sorry, I just realized. Joint pain and joint pain. 360 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,955 Honest, I wasn't laughing 361 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,166 because of the obvious tension between the two of you. 362 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,254 Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with foreman. 363 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,815 It is possible for a brain tumor to cause... 364 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,092 We're going with thrombocytosis. 365 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,760 Okay. 366 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,598 You're mad I didn't ask you to dinner? 367 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,058 How long have we been dating? 368 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,268 It felt like an order. 369 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,352 Your tone of voice was... 370 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,437 My tone? 371 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,580 I'm under a little pressure right now. 372 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,707 How about giving me a break? 373 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,399 Look, this is tough for both of us, 374 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,359 except I haven't just gotten a promotion. 375 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,278 So, now you're jealous? 376 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,238 No. I'm just saying don't complain 377 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,824 about the burdens of command to your employees. 378 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,577 I was complaining to my girlfriend. 379 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,912 Who are those guys? 380 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,873 I have no idea. 381 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,755 Meet the competition. 382 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,174 Steve Paulson, neurology, St. Mark's. 383 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,258 Nice to meet you. 384 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,382 You called another doctor? 385 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,304 Lots of other doctors. I posted my symptoms on the Internet. 386 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,574 You guys are 0-for-2. I thought I'd look for some backup. 387 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,225 I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse. 388 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,644 Month's supply, $395. 389 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,081 Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are. 390 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,566 Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital, 391 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,110 please leave. Now. 392 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,739 Dr. Paulson: Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, 393 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,450 but I notice you haven't done a head mri yet. 394 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,594 Because he doesn't need one. 395 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,203 I'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor. 396 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,414 We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely. 397 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,957 I'm starting him on hydroxyurea. 398 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,668 His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough. 399 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,812 If you took an image, I'm sure... 400 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,588 There are no signs of increased icp. 401 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,691 I'm not delaying treatment. Looks like we need a tiebreaker. 402 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,967 Dr. Hadley, what do you think? 403 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,180 I think both theories have merit. 404 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:26,226 So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your boss/boyfriend. 405 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,894 I want an mri. 406 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,399 Fine. I'll set it up. 407 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,451 Great, you're up. I need a taster. 408 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,789 Ragu with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream. 409 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,128 It's a little early. 410 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,970 Did you even go to bed last night? 411 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,763 Bed is for sissies. 412 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,433 Unless you're having sex, in which case... 413 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,268 No, bed is still for sissies. 414 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,271 Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive? 415 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,514 You should have been here when I was butchering the ox. 416 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,834 What do you expect? I'm an addict, 417 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,942 I turn everything up to 11. 418 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,528 Yeah, I thought you were trying to tone that down. 419 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,989 No, I'm just trying to find something I can set at 11 420 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,574 without blowing out my eardrums. 421 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,492 Star anise with the caramelized onions, 422 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,704 the sulfur compounds bring out the meat flavor. 423 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,334 I couldn't sleep because of my leg. 424 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:37,422 It was either make ragu or go out on the street looking to score. 425 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,638 Good choice. So, so good. 426 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,648 He asked me a question, I answered. 427 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,172 You told me to make my own decisions, 428 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,610 I do, and you stab me in the back. 429 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,045 I didn't even say what I really thought. 430 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,322 I hedged, and I don't like that I hedged. 431 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,549 If I have a legitimate opinion... 432 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,366 You express it in private. 433 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,911 In public, the team opinion is your opinion. 434 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,788 Except the team opinion is your opinion. 435 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,749 That's my job. And what's mine? 436 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,543 To lie when I'm asked a direct question? 437 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,296 You would have done it for house. 438 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,256 Maybe you just don't want me to succeed. 439 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,550 Maybe you just want to kick me again 440 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,594 for not asking you to dinner. 441 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,514 At least when house was being an unbelievable jerk, 442 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,349 I could talk to my boyfriend about it. 443 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:33,061 I may be a jerk, but you're wrong. Mri is clean. 444 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,564 Treat for thrombocytosis. 445 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,782 You're early. 446 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,284 For what? 447 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,412 I knew you'd show up here complaining about foreman. 448 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,290 I thought you'd hold out for another week at least. 449 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,417 I showed up to ask if you've seen thromobocytosis 450 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,645 with a platelet count under... 451 00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,630 I went crazy, not stupid. 452 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,967 Ileave, foreman embraces his inner mugabe. 453 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:05,926 What's that? 454 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,179 Embryonali. Unhatched chicken egg. 455 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,725 I'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with rag... 456 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,353 By the way, you can tell the other lepers 457 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,896 that their absence has been noted. 458 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,106 Cameron didn't come by? 459 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,317 Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown up. 460 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,405 Making room for daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems. 461 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,657 It's not a problem, it's... 462 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,203 Okay, it's a problem. 463 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:36,624 I mean, I get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online. 464 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,460 You know foreman, you know the situation. 465 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,629 How can I get him to tone it down? 466 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,256 Stop being a coward, for one thing. 467 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,650 He's the one who's afraid of failure. 468 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,176 In a job that no one before me has ever done. 469 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,262 His fears are justified. 470 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,431 You're just afraid of giving him control over you. 471 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,557 Which might work at home, 472 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,767 but makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. 473 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,769 Pass me those crackers. 474 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,231 You're saying this is all my fault? 475 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,692 I'm saying 476 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,820 that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in. 477 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,115 What? 478 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,869 You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy. 479 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,038 What did they do to you in there? 480 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,331 Taste this. 481 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,552 Oh, my god. 482 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,850 This might be the best thing I've ever eaten. 483 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,104 And, yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now. 484 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,190 You're an amazing cook! 485 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,734 I know. 486 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,405 And yet, my leg hurts. 487 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:52,909 Fire her. 488 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,053 I'm not gonna fire her. 489 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,179 Then stop being such a wuss. 490 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,329 I am not being a wuss. 491 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,498 Challenging you is part of herjob. 492 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,341 But when she does it, you take it personally. 493 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,959 So you're saying this is my fault. 494 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,505 I was trying to Bury it a little, but, yeah. 495 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,341 You gotta eliminate either the challenge or the reaction. 496 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,718 Or we could stick with my original plan. 497 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,054 We get drunk and talk about how girls are lame. 498 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,433 Yeah, this problem will go away on its own. 499 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,611 It's 8:00 in the morning. 500 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:29,862 Coffee ice cream. 501 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:33,616 No frittata, no bombolini? 502 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,243 Started thinking about what you said, 503 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,871 about me obsessing. Started obsessing about obsessing, 504 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,081 decided to take a day off. 505 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,458 You were enjoying cooking. 506 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,211 How like a man to think that I enjoy 507 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,879 slaving over a hot stove all day 508 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,548 while you're off banging secretaries. 509 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,883 You said it was keeping your mind off the pain. 510 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:54,637 That was before I discovered the biggest loser marathon on cable. 511 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,473 I like to pretend they can see me eating. 512 00:25:58,808 --> 00:25:59,934 And your leg? 513 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,144 It's fine. 514 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,775 My leg's killing me. 515 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,236 Cooking helped for a while, 516 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,821 then I guess I got bored. 517 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,406 My leg started hurting again. 518 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,908 Then I got worried, and that made the pain worse. 519 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,785 What are you worried about? 520 00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:19,746 That nothing's gonna help. 521 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,790 That I end up in the very dark place. 522 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:28,588 I'm fine, I'm just not happy. 523 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,315 I didn't let you out because you were happy. 524 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,567 I let you out because I believe 525 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,593 you have the skills to cope with that. 526 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:37,054 You tried one thing, it didn't work, so move on. 527 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,640 Write, play chess... 528 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:40,767 What if nothing works? 529 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,578 What if nothing gives me more than a few days 530 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,729 before my brain starts looking for the next fix, 531 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,815 before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it. 532 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,942 What do I do then? 533 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,362 If nothing in the world can hold your interest, 534 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,449 we'll deal with that when we get to it. 535 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,869 But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient. 536 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,168 I brought you a donut. 537 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:10,046 The florist was closed. 538 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,382 I'll get a vase and put it in water. 539 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,932 You know I'm sorry, right? 540 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,308 I'm sorry, too. 541 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,561 Do you think 542 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,565 we could start over? 543 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,401 That's a fantastic idea. 544 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,574 We're gonna be late. 545 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,742 Your boss won't mind. 546 00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:46,707 No way. 547 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,087 His lymph nodes blew up. 548 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,610 He's been treated for thrombocytosis, 549 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,965 but there's been no change. 550 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,049 Foreman: I was wrong. 551 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,509 God, you are a genius. 552 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,112 I'm adding this to my list of symptoms. 553 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,238 That didn't work last time. 554 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:00,847 Because I didn't think big enough. 555 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,432 Now I'm offering a $25,000 reward. 556 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,070 Steroids reduced his facial swelling. 557 00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:00,197 Swollen lymph nodes rule out thrombocytosis. 558 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,241 How did so many people get my personal e-mail? 559 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,035 The Internet is a magical place. 560 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,413 Lymph enlargement makes me think polyarteritis. 561 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,082 You were saying? 562 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,170 No point in treating the symptom and not the disease. 563 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,424 Your stunt generated quite a few responses. 564 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,985 Let's take a look. I'm way ahead of you. 565 00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:22,345 Paraneoplastic syndrome secondary to spinal tumor. 566 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,389 No. No hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence. 567 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,683 You are possessed by the biblical demon legion. 568 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,769 No. No jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs. 569 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,062 Otherwise, it did fit. 570 00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:32,145 Graves' disease. 571 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,773 No. Thyroid levels are normal. 572 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,176 You want us to spend next few days 573 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,585 shooting down every theory in the world, 574 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,670 or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works? 575 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,447 I want you to test me for amyloidosis. 576 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,841 Is that your professional opinion? 577 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:44,158 It's the wisdom of crowds. 578 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,785 Studies show that collective decision 579 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,788 of a group can be more accurate than any individual's decision. 580 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:51,540 I went through my e-mails, amyloidosis got the most votes. 581 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,084 If you had amyloidosis, 582 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,086 there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound. 583 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:57,213 In 100% of cases? 584 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,967 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 585 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,427 We do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis. 586 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:04,613 When it comes back negafive, 587 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,807 you pull your case off of the Internet and retract the reward. 588 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,601 It's either that or I don't test you at all. 589 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,062 Deal. 590 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:26,117 If you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead. 591 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,743 I'm a mess. 592 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,496 I came home for lunch. 593 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,581 You have lunch with cuddy on Tuesdays. 594 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,333 She was busy. 595 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,043 And you're checking up on me. 596 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:41,924 You know, you can talk to me... is that my laundry? 597 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,719 You were running out of socks for me to borrow. 598 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,596 We have plenty of underwear, though. 599 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:49,890 I'm fine. 600 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,243 You said that this morning. 601 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,811 And consistency proves what? 602 00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:57,606 Really, I'm good. I1iputthese in your room. 603 00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:03,946 You always hurt the one you love 604 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:16,292 Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis. 605 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,962 The Internet was right. Start him on dexamethasone. 606 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,297 Already done. 607 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:25,342 This may not be the best time for this, but I quit. 608 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,972 I got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice. 609 00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,058 You don't generally get an offer 610 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,559 unless you're looking for one. 611 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,687 I put out some feelers when I found out house wasn't coming back. 612 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,481 I lobbied to keep the department open 613 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,733 so you could keep your job. 614 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,445 Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you. 615 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:52,161 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. 616 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,749 But I came here to work with house. 617 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:07,593 He's a jerk. We'll be fine without him. 618 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,863 Do you know how many resumes we get every day 619 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,430 without even asking? 620 00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:14,266 Might be a few less after cuddy shuts us down. 621 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,645 The case got solved under your watch, 622 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,605 does it really matter how it happened? 623 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,150 It matters. 624 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:29,406 What if I'm just not ready for this job? 625 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,203 Okay, you're sad. 626 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,831 I could tell you the story about me 627 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,708 and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence. 628 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:41,710 Okay. 629 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:49,802 Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa. 630 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:55,266 I broke my toilet this morning. 631 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:58,519 I'll get my tools. 632 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:02,481 I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of house's urine. 633 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,650 Cuddy, he was barely limping. 634 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,776 What did the lab say? 635 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,444 The urine was clean for Vicodin. 636 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:10,990 It did however contain strange epithelial cells. 637 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:14,827 Further analysis showed they were from a labrador retriever. 638 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,038 Damn. 639 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:20,916 He's using. 640 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,515 Vince, Vince. Vince, relax. 641 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,958 It's Dr. Foreman. 642 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:33,007 Kill it! Kill it! No! I don't have my blaster. 643 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,095 He's hallucinating 'cause he's burning up. 644 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,055 Amyloidosis wouldn't do this. 645 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,254 Thirteen: Antipyretics didn't work. 646 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:50,357 Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down. 647 00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,527 Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas. 648 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,879 Maybe the reward money attracted... 649 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,239 No, I'm not letting anyone else jerk us around. 650 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,575 The masses were wrong about amyloidosis. 651 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,118 They don't know about the fever. 652 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,413 I'm going with light-chain deposition disorder. 653 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,498 You okay with that? 654 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:07,666 Yes. 655 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,595 We think you have a disease called lcdd. 656 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,764 It causes proteins to build up in your organs. 657 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,265 You think? 658 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:27,311 We can't definitely confirm the diagnosis. 659 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,039 And our only chance of beating this 660 00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,940 would be to start you on high-dose chemotherapy. 661 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:36,195 But I do have to warn you that in your condition, it might kill you. 662 00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:42,576 Do you want me to get you some more information? 663 00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,622 You're my doctor, I trust you. 664 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,167 No, you don't. 665 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,795 You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision. 666 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,391 My career is riding on this case. 667 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,476 Nowhere near as important as your life. 668 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:14,108 But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for lcdd. 669 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,403 Okay. 670 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,867 All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo. 671 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,832 Wilson: We know you're back on Vicodin. 672 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,793 The only thing you know is that I'm a genius 673 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,212 who got a dog to pee in your toilet. 674 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,713 You don't know how I did it, 675 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,091 or, more interestingly, where I peed. 676 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,260 House, you've spent the last three months... 677 00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:43,011 Et tu, butte? 678 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,155 You got no reason to be here, 679 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,365 he's the one I was jerking around. 680 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,932 Why is your leg better? 681 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:50,102 Owl it hurts. Please go away now. 682 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,371 If you really think I'm using, 683 00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:53,706 how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing? 684 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,815 House, you're an addict. 685 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,943 You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word. 686 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:02,990 Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies. 687 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,368 House. You, too. 688 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,624 My godson made me that mug. 689 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,626 If the lab says this is retriever, too, 690 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,086 please let me know right away. 691 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:17,629 It'd explain my overwhelming desire 692 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:20,257 to wipe my butt on your carpet. 693 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:25,137 Thank you for dragging me into this. 694 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:47,493 Stop the chemo, he's got fabry's disease. 695 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,678 He was in a tub for an hour, 696 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,829 his fingers should have pruned, but they didn't. 697 00:38:50,913 --> 00:38:54,374 Already stopped chemo, and confirmed fabry's. 698 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:58,045 I'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here? 699 00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:59,963 We assumed the deposits in your kidneys 700 00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:02,132 were proteins, but they were fats. 701 00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:05,552 Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves, 702 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:08,180 keep your fingers from pruning in water. 703 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,681 It's chronic but manageable. 704 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:11,808 How did you figure it out? 705 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,106 Iodide mumps. 706 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,234 His lymph nodes swelled up after the head ct. 707 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,611 We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't, 708 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,446 it was a reaction to the contrast. 709 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,532 Iodide mumps takes lymph nodes off the table. 710 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:28,784 Remove that symptom... 711 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:31,954 And that just came to you? 712 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:35,999 I looked through the online responses again. 713 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,085 Someone posted it this morning. 714 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,600 I heard cuddy made it official. 715 00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:56,311 Department's yours. Congrats. 716 00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:02,317 I'm sorry. 717 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,320 I went behind your back. 718 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:08,323 On a scale of one to 10, how mad are you? 719 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:13,161 A seven. And that's stupid. 720 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:15,789 You did the right thing. 721 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,976 It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back. 722 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,185 I should have stood up to you. 723 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:22,337 But you didn't 'cause you didn't want to fight again. 724 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,218 It's our first case, it'll take time to adjust. 725 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,849 What if by the time we get adjusted, 726 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,518 we don't like each other any more? 727 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:37,769 That's not gonna happen. 728 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,021 Are you sure? 729 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,373 'Cause ever since I took this job, 730 00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:43,567 we've been making each other miserable. 731 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:50,449 I really don't think this is gonna work. 732 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:57,831 You're breaking up with me? 733 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:02,836 The other night, when I thought I was done, you were there. 734 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,880 I need you. 735 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,217 I don't want to lose you. 736 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,013 Then, why are you... 737 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,397 You're firing me. 738 00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:29,237 I'm sorry. 739 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,535 Ishpped. 740 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,872 You took Vicodin? 741 00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:48,173 $25,000. 742 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,344 I solved my old team's case. 743 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:55,138 I was about to take the pills, I went online, 744 00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:58,016 I found people posting medical problems. 745 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:02,437 And my leg stopped hurting. 746 00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,777 Oh? 747 00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:13,740 I'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change. 748 00:42:13,824 --> 00:42:15,867 Maybe I was wrong. 749 00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:18,286 Says the guy making sand castles in my brain. 750 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,871 We need to keep you from using. 751 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,124 Taking your job away, the medical puzzles, 752 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,709 nearly drove you back to it. 753 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:29,005 Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean. 754 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:34,678 So you're okay with me going online, solving cases? 755 00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,765 You can't sit all day in a room by yourself. 756 00:42:38,849 --> 00:42:41,393 Isolation fosters depression. 757 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,437 The hospital is part of my old life. 758 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,898 If I go back, I might become 759 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,067 who I was before, pills and all. 760 00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:51,069 That's a possibility. 761 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,363 But could be, 762 00:42:53,447 --> 00:42:56,783 the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine 763 00:42:58,452 --> 00:43:00,120 is not going back. 764 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,674 Guess we're gonna find out. 54477

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