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I guess everybody else is dead.
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Which means we're
totally outnumbered.
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We gotta make up for
that in pure firepower.
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You want to raid the
feeding area, don't you?
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Two boxes of grenades in there.
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It's our only chance
at getting out.
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Vince, that place
is a deathtrap.
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Lucky for you I've
got the megablaster.
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Lee, you go right, Roy,
straight down the middle.
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I'll cover you both.
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One, two, three.
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Roy: Where's that coverfue?
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Megablaster, dude, megablaster!
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What the hell?
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Got it. Vince, where are you?
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I can't get them off of me.
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Lee: Vince, you d-bag,
where are you?
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Damn it! Damn it!
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Lee: Damn it, Vince.
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That blood look funny to you?
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Still working on it.
The code's a little janky.
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Hey, boss, you just like watching
us get our asses shredded?
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Yeah, not that
you're not hilarious,
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but we hit the shelves
in three months.
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Vince?
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Vince, what's wrong?
27
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My hands, they're on fire.
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Your ncv test was normal.
Rules out carpal tunnel.
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No evidence of trauma,
your blood work looks normal.
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Then what is it? I don't know.
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I'll arrange to have you
transferred to a neurologist.
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A neurologist? Don't you have
some famous diagnostics guy?
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What's he doing?
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I quit.
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You can't quit.
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I think you're confusing me
with Jake Gyllenhaal.
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House, are you okay?
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Yeah. And I want
to stay that way.
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I talked it over
with my therapist.
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I need to change my
environment, my habits.
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But he cleared you to
get your license back.
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Which will help immensely
with my new job in research.
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I've sent out some resumes. Research
means no patients, less pressure.
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But you just got out, have you had
enough time to think this through?
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I'm sorry.
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I know this will
affect both of you,
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and thirteen,
and the one with the nose.
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But I just can't
risk coming back here.
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Okay.
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That was surprising.
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I want to run the department.
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You consider waiting
until house clears the lobby
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before you start aninng
for his job?
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He's not dead or sentimental,
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and somebody needs to do it.
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Not necessarily.
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Departments of diagnostic
medicine don't exist.
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The only reason we have one
is because of house.
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You reassigned us, kept us
on payroll for three months,
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you might as well
give me a chance.
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You're a great doctor,
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I want you to stay on in
neuro, but house was a genius.
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House was an egotistical,
pill-popping, lawsuit magnet.
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And a genius.
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And I worked with him longer
than anybody else. I can do this.
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You get one shot.
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What's house gonna do?
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Foreman: No idea, but he's gone,
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so how about we focus
on the medicine?
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What?
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You're the boss,
it's kind of sexy.
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Here I thought
it was just the pants.
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Diabetic neuropathy?
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Hba1c looks fine.
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Could be hypothyroidism.
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No fatigue or weight gain.
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What about complex
regional pain syndrome?
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That's a good idea.
Let's run with it.
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Look at that. No house,
the job still gets done.
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And yet, something's missing.
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I'm short, he's black,
you're gay-ish.
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That's it.
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Treat for crps. Prep the
patient for spinal stimulation.
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Vince: I don't buy it.
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Crps isn't that
well understood, but...
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I think it's Mercury
poisoning. I eat a ton of Sushi.
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And you're currently
getting mixed reviews
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in speed the plow on
Broadway? Google it.
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It's pretty hard to
consume enough fish
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to give yourself
Mercury poisoning,
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and it doesn't usually
present solely with pain.
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But it can. Check out the
Atlantic medical journal.
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This guy came in
with burning pain
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caused by erythromelalgia
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caused by Mercury poisoning.
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Who needs actual doctors
when you've got the Internet?
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No offense,
but doctors make mistakes.
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Medical errors are
up 30% this year.
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You should check
the rate of patient error.
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There's a ton of
information out there.
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Why wouldn't I educate
myself, be my own advocate?
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Crps came up in my search, too,
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but I've never had
any skin discoloration,
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and my pain is sporadic,
not constant.
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It's gotta be worth
one lousy blood test.
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You know how house feels
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about people touching his ball.
108
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No, chase refuses to tell me.
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Right, my husband's gay. Witty.
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Ihearyoute
taking over for house.
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You're gonna be great.
Congratulations.
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Not permanent.
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Yet. Taub and thirteen
cool with it?
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He's older than you.
She's seen you naked.
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Not like we haven't been
working together for two years now.
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Working with is different
than working for.
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You saw house, how was he?
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He was good.
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He was honest, took
responsibility. It was kind of weird.
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Is thirteen around? I need
her to sign off on her er transfer.
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She and Taub are doing
a spinal stimulation.
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No, they're not.
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I just dropped a patient
in the oath suite,
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and your guys were not in there.
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You know, usually,
spinal stimulation
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is done with the patient
in the room.
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He asked us to test
his blood for Mercury.
128
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It's unlikely,
but not impossible.
129
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It's also not what we agreed on.
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Testing doesn't hurt, and
it only takes 20 minutes.
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I figured it didn't matter.
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I'm thinking I should
decide when it matters.
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Taub: If you're done
marking your territory...
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Test results. Surprise, surprise,
Marcus webly was wrong.
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I'll handle this.
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You expected not to
have mixed feelings?
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I know it's the right call.
138
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I just don't know what to
do with my time, and my leg.
139
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Pain's flared up
since I left Mayfield.
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Ibuprofen's barely
putting a dent in it.
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You need a hobby.
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Right. Doctors the world
over treat chronic pain
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with collections
of hummel figurines.
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No, I didn't say
you need a lame hobby.
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You need something to keep you
engaged, connected to other people.
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You already made me
get a roommate.
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Wilson's got one bedroom.
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I don't think we can get any
more connected without unzipping.
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Okay. So what does
Wilson like to do?
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Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman,
head of diagnostics.
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So you must be
the genius's replacement.
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I prefer to think of
myself as genius 2.0.
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Your blood test ruled
out Mercury poisoning.
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What was my Mercury
level? Two-point-eight.
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That means for every
deciliter of blood...
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I know what it means. I
also know it's above normal.
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I want Mercury chelation.
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Your level isn't elevated enough
to produce your symptoms.
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You can't know that until we
de-elevate it and see if my pain improves.
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It's a judgment call.
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Based on 10 years
of medical training?
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I think you have crps. I
want to try spinal stimulation.
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So, basically, you want to shove a needle
in my spine based on a glorified hunch.
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I'll stick with the chelation.
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If you don't want to get
better, I think we're done.
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What do you mean "done"?
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You're not interested
in my medical opinion.
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I'll move on to my next patient,
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you'll move on to a doctor
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willing to run
all the unnecessary tests
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and procedures you want. Or
you can stick around and be cured.
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Makes no difference to me.
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I'm glad you changed your mind.
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Don't know about that.
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Dr. Foreman basically
strong-armed me.
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Which is impressive.
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Stimulating at 100 hertz.
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Guess you found him a little
more persuasive than the two of us.
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Probably the pants.
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He reminds me of me.
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Is it supposed to hurt?
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Not if we're in correctly.
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Is it your hands? Your back?
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No, my chest.
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Can't breathe.
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Heart rate's 140, climbing.
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You need to hold still.
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What did you do?
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Deep breaths.
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His lungs are
filling with fluid.
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Analysis of the fluid from Vince's
lungs shows the lung problem
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is really a heart problem.
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He's got a thickened
left ventricle.
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When his heart sped up
during the procedure,
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itjacked up the pressure in his
lungs, causing pulmonary edema.
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Good thing I talked the
patient into spinal stimulation.
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It did lead us to
discovering a new symptom,
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and proved he was wrong
about Mercury poisoning.
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We lucked into that discovery,
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and we were wrong about crps.
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Ventricular thickening plus
neuropathy could equal lyme disease.
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Not without joint pain.
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When's his new game coming out?
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Couple of months.
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He's probably working non-stop.
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Might be using more than
coffee to power through.
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Cocaine use
explains his symptoms.
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So we search his
office for drugs.
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00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,275
No. We're gonna ask him.
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In a lot of ways,
cooking is like music.
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Different elements combine
to make a symphony.
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Difference is that
Beethoven's fifth
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isn't going to be poop tomorrow.
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What was my one condition
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for allowing you to tag along?
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Try not to be a jerk.
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I'm trying. I'm just failing.
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Roll your meatballs
and keep an open mind.
219
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How hard are you trying not
to make a ball joke right now?
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They're smoking.
221
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Your balls.
222
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,525
No, no. They're Browning
way too fast.
223
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Blue's the color
you gotta watch out for.
224
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Enough.
225
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God, they're...
They're still raw inside.
226
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By the time they're cooked
through, the outside will be burnt.
227
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I think there's
a medicated powder for that.
228
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Although, vinegar could work.
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My old chem prof talked about
230
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theoretically
you shouldn't trust
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the results of
a hemoglobin a1c test
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on a chronically
acidotic patient.
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The acid in the blood
slows the reaction
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between the hemoglobin
protein and blood sugar.
235
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,224
Browning meat is the
same chemical process,
236
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:50,020
which means it should
also be slowed by acid.
237
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,105
That actually makes sense.
238
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,734
You might have saved my balls.
239
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,486
That's the spirit!
240
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,448
Obviously the procedure
didn't go as planned.
241
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,884
The heart problem
was unforeseeable,
242
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,451
but I still feel responsible.
243
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,535
I'm sorry.
244
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,787
Okay.
245
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,539
How long have you guys
been doing it?
246
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,751
I think it's best if we
kept things professional.
247
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,020
Tough to do, now that I've seen
248
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,629
you rock a leopard-print bikini.
249
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,965
Congrats, by the way. Up top.
250
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,717
You hacked my profile page?
251
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,678
Your treatment nearly
gave me a heart attack.
252
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,281
Figured I'd check if you had the
credentials to go with the cojones,
253
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,390
one search led to another.
254
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,599
Is there a shot of just her?
255
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,892
I'm thinking screensaver.
256
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,703
We need to know if
you've been using cocaine.
257
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,771
Nope. Dude,
you just block everybody
258
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,207
or do you really
only have three friends?
259
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,857
We need you to be
straight with us.
260
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,402
We need to be able to trust you.
261
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,030
I cleaned up my act
12 years ago,
262
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,949
after my college roommate od'd.
263
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,204
Okay.
264
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,337
Search his office.
265
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,422
You think he was lying?
266
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,048
No, but I'm not sure.
267
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,133
It was worth asking.
268
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,735
If he'd said yes, it
would've saved us a trip.
269
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,428
But he didn't.
270
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,514
You have to forget about him.
271
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,641
The pafient? House.
272
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,226
First you try acting like him,
273
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,353
that doesn't work, so
then you try the opposite.
274
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,565
Now you're mad because
you have to use his move.
275
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,067
Ifeelhke Tom Brady's backup.
276
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,862
Tom Brady's backup
now makes $10 million.
277
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,282
Stop comparing. You
can do this by being you.
278
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,411
We should still check out his
office, talk to his co-workers.
279
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,495
I'll get Taub.
280
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:31,580
And
281
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,957
thanks.
282
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,877
Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00.
283
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,003
Can we make it 8:00?
284
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,130
Already made
a reservation for 7:00.
285
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,679
I'm making gnocchi.
286
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,145
Oh, I didn't mean
to intrude, I just...
287
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,773
Cecile's in my cooking class.
288
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,940
She doesn't speak English.
289
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,533
You bake the potatoes
instead of boiling.
290
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,703
Less moisture, fewer
gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi.
291
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:12,913
You seem good.
292
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,122
Feeling better.
293
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,089
House.
294
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,067
I need to talk to you about
your leaving the hospital.
295
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,635
I do love a good groveling,
but my decision is final.
296
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,888
That's fine, as long as
I'm not the reason for it.
297
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,651
I know that sounds
completely narcissistic.
298
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,266
Yeah.
299
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:39,064
But it's not. We flirted,
we kissed, I fondled.
300
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,138
I hallucinated a night with you
301
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,652
and yelled it from
a hospital balcony.
302
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,654
You're not a narcissist.
303
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,198
So what am I?
304
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,407
Not the reason I'm leaving.
305
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,455
House.
306
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,959
I'm gonna miss you.
307
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,588
Lady, either kiss him or
leave. We got work to do.
308
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,883
You just couldn't
keep your trap shut.
309
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,093
Make the damn gnocchi.
310
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,538
Taub: I guess you're
not in a hurry
311
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,188
to get back to the office.
312
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,314
Thirteen: And you are?
313
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,948
I'm not trying to
avoid my boyfriend.
314
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,742
I'm a lizard, not an idiot.
315
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,387
You've been in a crappy mood
316
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,495
since we got in the car.
317
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,123
And you're completely okay with
being ordered around by someone
318
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,293
who 24 hours ago was
basically your equal?
319
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,087
Unlike you, I didn't
expect anything different.
320
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,756
The work part I can get used to.
321
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,635
He didn't ask me to go to
dinner, he told me we were going.
322
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,346
He's never done that before.
323
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,474
So even the score.
Go home tonight,
324
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,278
put on some heels and
break him like a pony.
325
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,605
You'll feel much better. What?
326
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,194
That's one big-ass bird.
327
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,120
Wow. That's kind of amazing,
328
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,372
the way the wings move,
it's so real.
329
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,291
Get them off me!
330
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,044
I know what's wrong
with the patient.
331
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,004
I'm going to call foreman.
332
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,466
A little help.
333
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,219
Your partner said
you studied birds
334
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,637
to improve the game animation.
335
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,764
Did you touch them? Can't
dissect without touching.
336
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,241
It's the best way to
understand the anatomy.
337
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,393
It's also a good way to contract
an infection called psittacosis.
338
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,063
We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he
wants to start you on antibiotics.
339
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,400
Does that infection cause
problems in the joystick area?
340
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,902
Kind of stuck in play mode.
341
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,821
Yes, we get it.
She's very, very pretty.
342
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,699
It's not her. I mean, it was,
343
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,952
when she was here with
her boyfriend three hours ago.
344
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,996
You've had an erection
for three hours?
345
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,725
At first, it was
just embarrassing,
346
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209
but now it's
really starting to hurt.
347
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,460
Will the antibiotics help?
348
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,630
I'm afraid not.
This isn't psittacosis.
349
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,445
Taub: His erection persisted
even with medication.
350
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,887
We had to put in
a surgical shunt
351
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,180
justto drain the blood.
352
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,558
You missed dinner. And a
shunt doesn't require both of you.
353
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:24,312
I'm dedicated. So, the holy
Trinity, heafl, hands, hose.
354
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,498
Taub: Could be guillain-barré.
355
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,149
Not with normal
nerve conduction.
356
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,567
Th rombocytosis.
357
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,403
His platelet count
isn't that high.
358
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,654
Brain tumor makes more sense.
359
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,703
I'm sorry, I just realized.
Joint pain and joint pain.
360
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,955
Honest, I wasn't laughing
361
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,166
because of the obvious
tension between the two of you.
362
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,254
Erection points to a circulatory
problem. I'm with foreman.
363
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,815
It is possible for a
brain tumor to cause...
364
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,092
We're going with thrombocytosis.
365
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,760
Okay.
366
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,598
You're mad I didn't
ask you to dinner?
367
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,058
How long have we been dating?
368
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,268
It felt like an order.
369
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,352
Your tone of voice was...
370
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,437
My tone?
371
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,580
I'm under a little
pressure right now.
372
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,707
How about giving me a break?
373
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,399
Look, this is tough
for both of us,
374
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,359
except I haven't
just gotten a promotion.
375
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,278
So, now you're jealous?
376
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,238
No. I'm just saying
don't complain
377
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,824
about the burdens of
command to your employees.
378
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,577
I was complaining
to my girlfriend.
379
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,912
Who are those guys?
380
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,873
I have no idea.
381
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,755
Meet the competition.
382
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,174
Steve Paulson,
neurology, St. Mark's.
383
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,258
Nice to meet you.
384
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,382
You called another doctor?
385
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,304
Lots of other doctors. I posted
my symptoms on the Internet.
386
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,574
You guys are 0-for-2. I
thought I'd look for some backup.
387
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,225
I can cure all your symptoms
with my papaya toxin cleanse.
388
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,644
Month's supply, $395.
389
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,081
Okay, that guy's an idiot.
That doesn't mean they all are.
390
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,566
Neither one of you have
privileges at this hospital,
391
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,110
please leave. Now.
392
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,739
Dr. Paulson: Dr. Foreman,
sorry for the intrusion,
393
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,450
but I notice you haven't
done a head mri yet.
394
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,594
Because he doesn't need one.
395
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,203
I'm pretty sure
he's got a brain tumor.
396
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,414
We considered that and concluded
thrombocytosis is more likely.
397
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,957
I'm starting him on hydroxyurea.
398
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,668
His platelets don't seem
anywhere near high enough.
399
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,812
If you took an image,
I'm sure...
400
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,588
There are no signs
of increased icp.
401
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,691
I'm not delaying treatment.
Looks like we need a tiebreaker.
402
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,967
Dr. Hadley, what do you think?
403
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,180
I think both theories
have merit.
404
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:26,226
So, brain tumor, otherwise
you'd back your boss/boyfriend.
405
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,894
I want an mri.
406
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,399
Fine. I'll set it up.
407
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,451
Great, you're up.
I need a taster.
408
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,789
Ragu with pork sausage,
beef thigh, no cream.
409
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,128
It's a little early.
410
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,970
Did you even go
to bed last night?
411
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,763
Bed is for sissies.
412
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,433
Unless you're having sex,
in which case...
413
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,268
No, bed is still for sissies.
414
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,271
Doesn't this seem
a little bit obsessive?
415
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,514
You should have been here
when I was butchering the ox.
416
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,834
What do you expect?
I'm an addict,
417
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,942
I turn everything up to 11.
418
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,528
Yeah, I thought you were
trying to tone that down.
419
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,989
No, I'm just trying to find
something I can set at 11
420
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,574
without blowing out my eardrums.
421
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,492
Star anise with
the caramelized onions,
422
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,704
the sulfur compounds
bring out the meat flavor.
423
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,334
I couldn't sleep
because of my leg.
424
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:37,422
It was either make ragu or go
out on the street looking to score.
425
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,638
Good choice. So, so good.
426
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,648
He asked me a question,
I answered.
427
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,172
You told me to make
my own decisions,
428
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,610
I do, and you stab me
in the back.
429
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,045
I didn't even say
what I really thought.
430
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,322
I hedged, and I don't
like that I hedged.
431
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,549
If I have
a legitimate opinion...
432
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,366
You express it in private.
433
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,911
In public, the team
opinion is your opinion.
434
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,788
Except the team opinion
is your opinion.
435
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,749
That's my job. And what's mine?
436
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,543
To lie when I'm asked
a direct question?
437
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,296
You would have
done it for house.
438
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,256
Maybe you just don't
want me to succeed.
439
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,550
Maybe you just want
to kick me again
440
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,594
for not asking you to dinner.
441
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,514
At least when house was
being an unbelievable jerk,
442
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,349
I could talk to
my boyfriend about it.
443
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:33,061
I may be a jerk, but
you're wrong. Mri is clean.
444
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,564
Treat for thrombocytosis.
445
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,782
You're early.
446
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,284
For what?
447
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,412
I knew you'd show up here
complaining about foreman.
448
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,290
I thought you'd hold out
for another week at least.
449
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,417
I showed up to ask if
you've seen thromobocytosis
450
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,645
with a platelet count under...
451
00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,630
I went crazy, not stupid.
452
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,967
Ileave, foreman
embraces his inner mugabe.
453
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:05,926
What's that?
454
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,179
Embryonali.
Unhatched chicken egg.
455
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,725
I'm going to suck out some of
the yolk and replace it with rag...
456
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,353
By the way, you can
tell the other lepers
457
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,896
that their absence
has been noted.
458
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,106
Cameron didn't come by?
459
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,317
Daddy's little co-dependent
is all grown up.
460
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,405
Making room for daddy's hot
bisexual with boyfriend problems.
461
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,657
It's not a problem, it's...
462
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,203
Okay, it's a problem.
463
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:36,624
I mean, I get it, the patient's a
nightmare. He posted his case online.
464
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,460
You know foreman,
you know the situation.
465
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,629
How can I get him
to tone it down?
466
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,256
Stop being a coward,
for one thing.
467
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,650
He's the one who's
afraid of failure.
468
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,176
In a job that no one
before me has ever done.
469
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,262
His fears are justified.
470
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,431
You're just afraid of
giving him control over you.
471
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,557
Which might work at home,
472
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,767
but makes it almost
impossible for him to do his job.
473
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,769
Pass me those crackers.
474
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,231
You're saying
this is all my fault?
475
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,692
I'm saying
476
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,820
that you would be happier if you
learned when it's okay to give in.
477
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,115
What?
478
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,869
You just suggested that I
give in so that I could be happy.
479
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,038
What did they do
to you in there?
480
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,331
Taste this.
481
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,552
Oh, my god.
482
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,850
This might be the best
thing I've ever eaten.
483
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,104
And, yes, I'm including
what you're thinking of now.
484
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,190
You're an amazing cook!
485
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,734
I know.
486
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,405
And yet, my leg hurts.
487
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:52,909
Fire her.
488
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,053
I'm not gonna fire her.
489
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,179
Then stop being such a wuss.
490
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,329
I am not being a wuss.
491
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,498
Challenging you
is part of herjob.
492
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,341
But when she does it,
you take it personally.
493
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,959
So you're saying
this is my fault.
494
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,505
I was trying to Bury it
a little, but, yeah.
495
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,341
You gotta eliminate either
the challenge or the reaction.
496
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,718
Or we could stick
with my original plan.
497
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,054
We get drunk and talk
about how girls are lame.
498
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,433
Yeah, this problem
will go away on its own.
499
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,611
It's 8:00 in the morning.
500
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:29,862
Coffee ice cream.
501
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:33,616
No frittata, no bombolini?
502
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,243
Started thinking
about what you said,
503
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,871
about me obsessing. Started
obsessing about obsessing,
504
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,081
decided to take a day off.
505
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,458
You were enjoying cooking.
506
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,211
How like a man
to think that I enjoy
507
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,879
slaving over a hot stove all day
508
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,548
while you're off
banging secretaries.
509
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,883
You said it was keeping
your mind off the pain.
510
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:54,637
That was before I discovered the
biggest loser marathon on cable.
511
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,473
I like to pretend
they can see me eating.
512
00:25:58,808 --> 00:25:59,934
And your leg?
513
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,144
It's fine.
514
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,775
My leg's killing me.
515
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,236
Cooking helped for a while,
516
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,821
then I guess I got bored.
517
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,406
My leg started hurting again.
518
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,908
Then I got worried, and
that made the pain worse.
519
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,785
What are you worried about?
520
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:19,746
That nothing's gonna help.
521
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,790
That I end up in
the very dark place.
522
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:28,588
I'm fine, I'm just not happy.
523
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,315
I didn't let you out
because you were happy.
524
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,567
I let you out because I believe
525
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,593
you have the skills
to cope with that.
526
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:37,054
You tried one thing, it
didn't work, so move on.
527
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,640
Write, play chess...
528
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:40,767
What if nothing works?
529
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,578
What if nothing gives me
more than a few days
530
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,729
before my brain starts
looking for the next fix,
531
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,815
before my leg feels like
someone's shoving nails into it.
532
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,942
What do I do then?
533
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,362
If nothing in the world
can hold your interest,
534
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,449
we'll deal with that
when we get to it.
535
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,869
But you have to trust me,
and you have to be patient.
536
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,168
I brought you a donut.
537
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:10,046
The florist was closed.
538
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,382
I'll get a vase
and put it in water.
539
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,932
You know I'm sorry, right?
540
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,308
I'm sorry, too.
541
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,561
Do you think
542
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,565
we could start over?
543
00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,401
That's a fantastic idea.
544
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,574
We're gonna be late.
545
00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,742
Your boss won't mind.
546
00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:46,707
No way.
547
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,087
His lymph nodes blew up.
548
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,610
He's been treated
for thrombocytosis,
549
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,965
but there's been no change.
550
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,049
Foreman: I was wrong.
551
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,509
God, you are a genius.
552
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,112
I'm adding this
to my list of symptoms.
553
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,238
That didn't work last time.
554
00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:00,847
Because I didn't
think big enough.
555
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,432
Now I'm offering
a $25,000 reward.
556
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,070
Steroids reduced
his facial swelling.
557
00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:00,197
Swollen lymph nodes
rule out thrombocytosis.
558
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,241
How did so many people
get my personal e-mail?
559
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,035
The Internet is a magical place.
560
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,413
Lymph enlargement
makes me think polyarteritis.
561
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,082
You were saying?
562
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,170
No point in treating the
symptom and not the disease.
563
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,424
Your stunt generated
quite a few responses.
564
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,985
Let's take a look.
I'm way ahead of you.
565
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:22,345
Paraneoplastic syndrome
secondary to spinal tumor.
566
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,389
No. No hypercalcemia, no
muscle spasms or incontinence.
567
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,683
You are possessed by
the biblical demon legion.
568
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,769
No. No jumping off a cliff
in a herd of pigs.
569
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,062
Otherwise, it did fit.
570
00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:32,145
Graves' disease.
571
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,773
No. Thyroid levels are normal.
572
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,176
You want us to
spend next few days
573
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,585
shooting down every
theory in the world,
574
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,670
or can we do our jobs and
come up with one that works?
575
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,447
I want you to test me
for amyloidosis.
576
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,841
Is that your
professional opinion?
577
00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:44,158
It's the wisdom of crowds.
578
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,785
Studies show that
collective decision
579
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,788
of a group can be more accurate
than any individual's decision.
580
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:51,540
I went through my e-mails,
amyloidosis got the most votes.
581
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,084
If you had amyloidosis,
582
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,086
there'd be speckling
on your cardiac ultrasound.
583
00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:57,213
In 100% of cases?
584
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,967
Fine. I'll make you a deal.
585
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,427
We do a kidney biopsy
to test for amyloidosis.
586
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:04,613
When it comes back negafive,
587
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,807
you pull your case off of the
Internet and retract the reward.
588
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,601
It's either that or
I don't test you at all.
589
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,062
Deal.
590
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:26,117
If you wanted a quickie,
you should have called ahead.
591
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,743
I'm a mess.
592
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,496
I came home for lunch.
593
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,581
You have lunch with cuddy
on Tuesdays.
594
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,333
She was busy.
595
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,043
And you're checking up on me.
596
00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:41,924
You know, you can talk
to me... is that my laundry?
597
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,719
You were running out
of socks for me to borrow.
598
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,596
We have plenty
of underwear, though.
599
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:49,890
I'm fine.
600
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,243
You said that this morning.
601
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,811
And consistency proves what?
602
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:57,606
Really, I'm good.
I1iputthese in your room.
603
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:03,946
You always hurt the one you love
604
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:16,292
Biopsy showed deposits in the renal
endothelium consistent with amyloidosis.
605
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,962
The Internet was right.
Start him on dexamethasone.
606
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,297
Already done.
607
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:25,342
This may not be the best
time for this, but I quit.
608
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,972
I got an offer to join a
friend's surgical practice.
609
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,058
You don't generally get an offer
610
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,559
unless you're looking for one.
611
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,687
I put out some feelers when I
found out house wasn't coming back.
612
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,481
I lobbied to keep
the department open
613
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,733
so you could keep your job.
614
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,445
Yes, that was incredibly
altruistic of you.
615
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:52,161
It's nothing personal. Actually,
I think you're doing pretty well.
616
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,749
But I came here
to work with house.
617
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:07,593
He's a jerk. We'll
be fine without him.
618
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,863
Do you know how many
resumes we get every day
619
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,430
without even asking?
620
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:14,266
Might be a few less after
cuddy shuts us down.
621
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,645
The case got solved
under your watch,
622
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,605
does it really matter
how it happened?
623
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,150
It matters.
624
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:29,406
What if I'm just not
ready for this job?
625
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,203
Okay, you're sad.
626
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,831
I could tell you
the story about me
627
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,708
and my roommate
at Sarah Lawrence.
628
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:41,710
Okay.
629
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:49,802
Her name was Lindsey, and
she was a cheerleader from Iowa.
630
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:55,266
I broke my toilet this morning.
631
00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:58,519
I'll get my tools.
632
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:02,481
I blocked the intake valve so I
could collect some of house's urine.
633
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,650
Cuddy, he was barely limping.
634
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,776
What did the lab say?
635
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,444
The urine was clean for Vicodin.
636
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:10,990
It did however contain
strange epithelial cells.
637
00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:14,827
Further analysis showed they
were from a labrador retriever.
638
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,038
Damn.
639
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:20,916
He's using.
640
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,515
Vince, Vince. Vince, relax.
641
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,958
It's Dr. Foreman.
642
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:33,007
Kill it! Kill it! No! I
don't have my blaster.
643
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,095
He's hallucinating
'cause he's burning up.
644
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,055
Amyloidosis wouldn't do this.
645
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,254
Thirteen: Antipyretics
didn't work.
646
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:50,357
Hopefully the cold tub
will get his temp down.
647
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,527
Maybe we should see if
anyone's sent in other ideas.
648
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,879
Maybe the reward
money attracted...
649
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,239
No, I'm not letting
anyone else jerk us around.
650
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,575
The masses were wrong
about amyloidosis.
651
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,118
They don't know about the fever.
652
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,413
I'm going with light-chain
deposition disorder.
653
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,498
You okay with that?
654
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:07,666
Yes.
655
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,595
We think you have
a disease called lcdd.
656
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,764
It causes proteins to
build up in your organs.
657
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,265
You think?
658
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:27,311
We can't definitely
confirm the diagnosis.
659
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,039
And our only chance
of beating this
660
00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,940
would be to start you on
high-dose chemotherapy.
661
00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:36,195
But I do have to warn you that
in your condition, it might kill you.
662
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:42,576
Do you want me to get you
some more information?
663
00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,622
You're my doctor, I trust you.
664
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,167
No, you don't.
665
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,795
You're scared, and you don't
want to make this decision.
666
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,391
My career is
riding on this case.
667
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,476
Nowhere near as
important as your life.
668
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:14,108
But I think the best shot for
both of us is to treat for lcdd.
669
00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,403
Okay.
670
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,867
All right. Let's get you out
of this tub and into chemo.
671
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,832
Wilson: We know you're
back on Vicodin.
672
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,793
The only thing you
know is that I'm a genius
673
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,212
who got a dog to pee
in your toilet.
674
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,713
You don't know how I did it,
675
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,091
or, more interestingly,
where I peed.
676
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,260
House, you've spent
the last three months...
677
00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:43,011
Et tu, butte?
678
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,155
You got no reason to be here,
679
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,365
he's the one
I was jerking around.
680
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,932
Why is your leg better?
681
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:50,102
Owl it hurts.
Please go away now.
682
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,371
If you really think I'm using,
683
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:53,706
how about asking me before
taking a wrench to your plumbing?
684
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,815
House, you're an addict.
685
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,943
You can't be surprised if we
can't take you at your word.
686
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:02,990
Fine. Let's get you some
proof. Hide your eyes, ladies.
687
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,368
House. You, too.
688
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,624
My godson made me that mug.
689
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,626
If the lab says
this is retriever, too,
690
00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,086
please let me know right away.
691
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:17,629
It'd explain my
overwhelming desire
692
00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:20,257
to wipe my butt on your carpet.
693
00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:25,137
Thank you for
dragging me into this.
694
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:47,493
Stop the chemo,
he's got fabry's disease.
695
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,678
He was in a tub for an hour,
696
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,829
his fingers should have
pruned, but they didn't.
697
00:38:50,913 --> 00:38:54,374
Already stopped chemo,
and confirmed fabry's.
698
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:58,045
I'm glad you both agree but
could somebody loop me in here?
699
00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:59,963
We assumed the deposits
in your kidneys
700
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:02,132
were proteins,
but they were fats.
701
00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:05,552
Fabry's makes them build up in
your organs, choke your nerves,
702
00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:08,180
keep your fingers
from pruning in water.
703
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,681
It's chronic but manageable.
704
00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:11,808
How did you figure it out?
705
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,106
Iodide mumps.
706
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,234
His lymph nodes swelled
up after the head ct.
707
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,611
We thought it was a new
symptom, but it wasn't,
708
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,446
it was a reaction
to the contrast.
709
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,532
Iodide mumps takes
lymph nodes off the table.
710
00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:28,784
Remove that symptom...
711
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:31,954
And that just came to you?
712
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:35,999
I looked through
the online responses again.
713
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,085
Someone posted it this morning.
714
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,600
I heard cuddy made it official.
715
00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:56,311
Department's yours. Congrats.
716
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:02,317
I'm sorry.
717
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,320
I went behind your back.
718
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:08,323
On a scale of one to 10,
how mad are you?
719
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:13,161
A seven. And that's stupid.
720
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:15,789
You did the right thing.
721
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,976
It's my fault you thought
you had to go behind my back.
722
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,185
I should have stood up to you.
723
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:22,337
But you didn't 'cause you
didn't want to fight again.
724
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,218
It's our first case,
it'll take time to adjust.
725
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,849
What if by the time
we get adjusted,
726
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,518
we don't like
each other any more?
727
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:37,769
That's not gonna happen.
728
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,021
Are you sure?
729
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,373
'Cause ever since
I took this job,
730
00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:43,567
we've been making
each other miserable.
731
00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:50,449
I really don't think
this is gonna work.
732
00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:57,831
You're breaking up with me?
733
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:02,836
The other night, when I thought
I was done, you were there.
734
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,880
I need you.
735
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,217
I don't want to lose you.
736
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,013
Then, why are you...
737
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,397
You're firing me.
738
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:29,237
I'm sorry.
739
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,535
Ishpped.
740
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,872
You took Vicodin?
741
00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:48,173
$25,000.
742
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,344
I solved my old team's case.
743
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:55,138
I was about to take
the pills, I went online,
744
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:58,016
I found people
posting medical problems.
745
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:02,437
And my leg stopped hurting.
746
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,777
Oh?
747
00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:13,740
I'm supposed to be changing
my life. This is not a change.
748
00:42:13,824 --> 00:42:15,867
Maybe I was wrong.
749
00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:18,286
Says the guy making
sand castles in my brain.
750
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,871
We need to keep you from using.
751
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,124
Taking your job away,
the medical puzzles,
752
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,709
nearly drove you back to it.
753
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:29,005
Maybe diagnostic medicine is
the key to keeping you clean.
754
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:34,678
So you're okay with me
going online, solving cases?
755
00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,765
You can't sit all day
in a room by yourself.
756
00:42:38,849 --> 00:42:41,393
Isolation fosters depression.
757
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,437
The hospital is
part of my old life.
758
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,898
If I go back, I might become
759
00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,067
who I was before, pills and all.
760
00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:51,069
That's a possibility.
761
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,363
But could be,
762
00:42:53,447 --> 00:42:56,783
the only thing worse for you than
going back to diagnostic medicine
763
00:42:58,452 --> 00:43:00,120
is not going back.
764
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,674
Guess we're gonna find out.
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