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(light piano music)

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(birds chirping)

(classical piano music)

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(sound of bird crashing into window)

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Is everything okay?

Samantha...

Sweetie...

Samantha, sweetie...

Yes, yes, everything is fine, okay?

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Oh my god...

Your mommy loves you so much.

I love you, okay?

- Everything's -- - Mommy?

Yes?

Sorry. Why don't you go play... play with your brother.

Okay?

(giggling)

(crying)

(sighs)

(light ambient music)

Yeah.

(exhales)

(cell phone ringing)

(cell phone ring tone)

Yeah.

Hey, um...

I just had the most horrible morning.

What happened?

Well, all of our flowers are dead and

the most beautiful little bird just crashed into the window.

Oh, sound like, really, castles burning over there.

Did the bird break the window?

No, but that's...I mean, that's not the point.

I just watched the most beautiful creature die.

(woman laughing)

(sound of woman sighing over the phone)

Richard?

(sound of woman's voice over the phone)

I gotta go. I'm working on something big.

Come here.

(somber piano music)

(cell phone dropping to floor)

(quietly) Son of a bitch.

That son of a bitch bastard!

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(sighs)

Samantha?! Wesley?!

Grab your laptops and a change of clothes!

We're going for a ride!

Okay, come on, come on.

Okay guys, come on.

Alright.

Where are we going, mommy?

We'll find out when we get there.

Now, hop in the car please.

Hop in the car.

Thank you.

(piano music continues)

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(engine starting)

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(ominous music)

What's going on, mommy?

(truck engine revving)

Uh, don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine, sweetie.

(truck engine stops)

Um, can I help you?

Yeah, does a guy named Richard Warren live here?

Yeah, he does, but he's not here right now

and this is a really bad time, so...

I need to see him.

What is it about, anyway?

The pool guy came by on Wednesday.

Ha, yeah. Cute.

Yeah, I'm not the pool guy.

I'm Richard's brother.

David?

In the flesh.

You must be his wife.

Yes, um...

We're in a hurry, we got to go, so...

He'll be back in a few hours.

Oh, yeah, no problem. I'll...I'll come back later.

Yeah.

(truck engine turning over)

Piece of shit won't start. Uh...

This is boring.

Yeah, what's taking so long?

Look, why don't you guys just play in the backyard.

Alright, guys. You guys go play.

Yay!

Alright...

(sound of kids screaming)

Oh...guys...

Aw, look at this poor guy.

It's so sad.

And gross.

He must not have seen the glass.

You guys okay?

Samantha, Wesley, this is your Uncle David.

Our dad says you're a deliquent.

Samantha!

Sorry.

I've been called worse.

What do you guys say we go and give our friend

here a proper burial?

Let's bow our heads.

We join here today to...

honor a very brave and daring bird.

While none of us knew you personally, we acknowledge

that you brought us here together.

May you rest peacefully and be remembered fondly

by all your... bird friends.

A moment of silence.

(sighs)

You guys have anything you want to say?

Goodbye, Mr. Bird.

You had awfully pretty colors. It's sad to see you go.

Goodbye, Mr. Bird.

Thanks...for this.

Do you wanna...

come inside and have an iced tea?

Sounds great.

Hey guys, let's go inside, okay?

Kid's okay by themselves in the pool?

Yeah. They're both actually really great swimmers.

I taught them myself.

Uh, here. Hold my beer.

I think you got a tick on you.

- What? - Here, hold my beer.

- Oh, thank you. - I think you got a bug on you

or something. - Oh, where?

It's okay.

(ominous tense music)

Can you get it?

I thought it was a tick. You're fine.

You gonna help her put on suntan lotion, too?

Look who it is.

(ominous music continues)

Since when do you drink beer?

What do you care?

What, are you jealous?

Hm?

What? I thought she had a bug on her.

(scoffs) A bug.

Yeah.

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(long sigh)

It's been a long time.

Not long enough.

Come on. I'll give you the tour.

Not bad for a guy from Staten Island.

Yeah, she seems great. You like being married?

Don't powder my asshole little brother.

Okay. And do me a favor.

Save the suspense and tell me why the fuck are you here?

So, we're just not gonna play nice?

(scoffs)

No, uh...guess I don't see the point.

Come upstairs.

What are you doing wearing my shorts?

Clara insisted.

Hey.

You know I can't have you here.

This is fucked up. You barge in here outta nowhere?

You gotta get the fuck outta here. What, do you need money?

Here. Take the fucking money. Take it.

No? Take the fucking money.

Don't want the money. Okay.

Give me a call tomorrow. We'll talk about it.

Make an excuse and get the fuck out of here.

But, please don't involve my family.

Huh, little brother? Please?

That's really sweet of you.

Problem is my truck won't start.

Looks like you're stuck with me for a while.

Fuck!

I think it's really beautiful, dad.

I love the detail right there.

What do you think, Lis?

I think it's nice so long as you don't hang it in my house.

If you think it's you're house then you're fucking delusional.

Im kidding. Jesus, what is your problem?

Dad, you know who would actually really love this is Clara.

She was so upset about her hydrangeas dying.

You really think so?

I do, I think she's really appreciate it.

It'd be a really sweet gift.

I really don't want to go over there today.

Come on. It'll be my good deed for the year.

And you don't have to come.

Quite a house you've got here.

Yeah, we just moved into this little cottage.

You still in the building business?

Yup.

But I'm not flipping Brownstones anymore, little brother.

I moved on to greener pastures.

Well, hopefully nobody had to die to facilitate that.

(door opens)

Don't start.

So I know you're dying to tell me,

what are you doing these days?

I build buildings, David. Big skyscrapers.

Actually, I start work on a high rise.

Waterfront Tower in Manhattan.

My firm just secured an option on the land.

Really, things are running smoothly with it?

You see, little brother, if this deal goes through

the sky's the limit.

And you might wanna start thinking where else

you wanna own some real estate, honey.

I was thinking maybe... the Caribbean.

Not if you don't close the deal.

I gotta use the bathroom. (sighs)

He's wearing my swim trunks.

Take out the garbage while you're out.

I swear he comes into my home...

Hello there, neighbor.

Ah, fuck.

Hi. What's up with you folks?

My dad's got a little something he wants to show you guys.

Really. What do you got there, Harold?

Oh just a little something.

It won't fill the void of your hydrangeas

but hopefully it will help.

Hydrangeas?

Clara, I know we can't save your flowers.

So I hope that maybe this would help.

Oh wait. Wait. There.

-For me? -Yes.

Thank you so much. That's so thoughtful.

I feel so special.

Hey, remember that "Vagina Monologues" scene you

always talked about?

Well congratulations, Harold. You make feminist art.

He worked really hard on that and

I'm sorry but what do you know about feminist art?

I'm trying to understand. I mean, you come over here

with a painting for my wife, trying to cheer her up because

the flowers died.

It looks like a twat.

Well now who's vagina is that?

Is that my wife's vagina?

Richard, I realize that you see female parts in this painting.

But, in essence,

a flowers does have elements of female sexuality.

It's a twat.

I love it. It's beautiful. Thank you.

I just gotta figure out where to hang it.

Mommy, what's a twat?

Oh, good job, Richard. Well done.

Sweetie.

I see you're still spending all your money on clothes.

Would you leave him alone?

That's fine, we can't all be high rollers.

They must have had a clearance sale at the Salvation Army.

His clothes are fine. Would you shut up?

It's okay, I can handle it.

See, it's a joke.

Okay?

I was kidding.

-So the kids upstairs? -Watching a movie.

Good.

So... (clears throat)

I'm surprised you contacted me.

Not even going to get into all that crap in your truck.

And that's my parking spot.

I'm here to make up for lost time.

(laughs)

Lost time?

Why now?

Why not now? You're my brother.

What does it matter?

Oh, you wouldn't believe it.

I hate this. I'm in trouble.

Oh. (laughs)

What kind of trouble?

Look, I'm not going to get into the specific details

because I know you really don't care.

But that truck and everything in it

that's all I have to my name.

Just...for a place to stay for a little while.

Just to get my head above water. Not forever.

Just...just for a little while.

Please.

-Yeah. -Absolutely not.

This is insane.

Wait, I'm sorry.

What's so insane about helping your brother?

Please.

Please, man.

You're my brother and I got nowhere to go.

You're my hero, you always have been.

I-I love you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

One night. That's it.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

(announcer on radio) Hello, and welcome to News Hour

on the BBC World Service.

We're coming to you live from London, I'm James Coomarasamy.

On today's program there has been a catastrophic...

(radio clicks off)

(light piano music)

Are you nuts?

What?

Why would you agree to let him stay here?

(quietly) Lower your voice.

I'm not lowering anything. This is my house for Christ's sakes!

Lower your voice, the kids are still sleeping.

Fine, fine, I'll lower my voice.

But, I can't believe you did this.

He's your brother, he came here asking for help.

That's right, he's my brother.

I should be the one making the call.

Right, because that's a lesson you want to teach your kids.

How to treat your family like crap.

I mean you just keep pushing and pushing.

For the life of me I just don't understand why.

In the middle of the biggest business deal of my career.

The fact is that I know David and you don't.

And let me tell you something.

That guy is a bloodsucker.

Well, I believe in helping family.

Especially in times of need.

And it's just too bad you don't.

(cell phone rings)

Yeah, what is it?

You have your meeting with Jordan Silverman at noon.

I remember.

Yes, all the paperwork is in my folder. I triple checked.

Hey, did Silverman send over his latest comments

on the proposed settlement sheet?

Yes he did, sir.

Get them to me immediately. Okay?

You have that meeting with the investor today?

Yes, Miss Nosey Parker.

Hey, this is a big deal.

You need to go over those comments several times

before you walking into that meeting.

Hey, don't worry. I got this.

Now. If David is going to stay here, he's gotta get a job.

So either you tell him or I will.

I'll tell him.

It's almost like you're on his side.

You better get your priorities straight.

I gotta take a shower. I need to clear my mind for this meeting.

Just be sure to go over his comments.

You need to be informed.

Harold? Anybody home?

Oh, hey. What's up?

You promised to take me to breakfast two hours ago.

Has it really been that long?

Let me know where the spaceship

drops you off and picks you up, okay?

Dad, be sensitive. Baby's hungry.

Do I really have to take this?

Would you cool it, kiddo?

Listen, I'm gonna to go because

I don't really want to wait any longer.

Wait a minute. I'll be ready in a minute.

-Don't bother. -Give me a break.

I just have one question for you. Why?

I mean other than the obvious.

Would you stop? I'm not going to have this conversation again.

She's worthless, dad. And you are...

I-I don't know what you are.

Kiddo, what do you say you and me hit the beach?

It's been a while since we've done anything

just the two of us.

You know, yeah actually I would've loved to do that.

But, you always make me feel like such an afterthought.

So, maybe some other time.

What are you doing down there?

Fixing my truck.

Do you know what's wrong with it?

Yes, ma'am. The ignition wire is loose from the starter.

Anything we could do to help?

Huh, can you get me a beer?

Hey, guys.

Wait. Am I hallucinating? What...

What are you guys doing?

Hey, guys, thanks for the beers.

(laughs)

Mmmm.

Oh, that hit's the spot.

Hey, there.

-You want a beer? -Sure.

Hey, when you get cleaned up,

I want to show you something inside.

Great. I gotta go clean up.

Who is going to race me to the back yard?

-Me! -Me!

I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you.

A little early for a beer, no?

Hey. Sorry. What?

No judgement.

(cell phone rings)

Oh shit.

(camera click)

(groans)

Someone thinking impure thoughts?

Oh, yeah. Promise not to tell?

Morning. Was there something you wanted to show me?

Yes, I have a copy of Dan's classifieds on the counter.

I highlighted all of the job openings.

Thanks, but I beat you to it.

Gotta go see about a job.

Awesome.

Are you going to go like that?

Yeah, just like this.

No, I got a clean shirt in my truck.

Good luck.

I'd hire him. (giggling)

Yes, give it to me. Fuck me!

Yeah!

(camera click)

Ahhh...

Oh, yeah!

You're on the birth control, right?

Yes. For the thousandth time, yes.

All right, I got the meeting. You gotta go.

I'm not a prostitute, you know.

Be a little more respectful.

(snickering) You're not a prostitute?

Like that picture you sent me was pure class.

Fuck you.

Oh, that's funny. I just did.

Have a good meeting.

Fuck!

No no no no no...

Holy shit!

Fuck you!

(phone ringing)

Come on, god dammit. Answer the phone.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah everything is fine.

Look, I need you to call Silverman and push the

meeting to one P.M

Mr. Warren, your meeting is in five minutes.

Something has come up and I can't see him in five minutes.

All right.

You don't want to lose that option.

Just do it, okay.

Okay. I'll call you back to confirm.

Fuck

(snorts)

(cell phone rings)

Are we on for one o'clock?

I'm sorry but Mr. Silverman can't meet you at that time.

Listen, you got to schedule it for later on this afternoon.

I can't guarantee that.

No, no, I know you can guarantee that, Vivian, but

you gotta promise me. You gotta do this.

If not, listen, we're out of a job.

Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. But, really promise me

you're gonna do this.

-Marco. -Polo.

-Marco. -Polo.

Marco.

Shhh.

No. No! (laughter)

-Should she go in? -Yeah!

(laughter)

-Yeah? -Yeah!

Oh no, he's coming for you.

Marco.

(coughs)

(cell phone rings)

Yeah?

"Yeah?" You always answer the phone like that?

Give me a break, Brad. It's been a rough day.

What on Earth would compel you to stop

the meeting ten minutes before?

Something came up and I couldn't get out of it.

All right, listen to me you cock sucker. Okay?

Please just reschedule the meeting because without

Silverman's investment we are screwed.

Don't worry. I know this guy. He's a sure thing.

This is just a little hiccup.

Fuck the hiccups, just get it done.

Uh oh. What if it's girls against boys?

Oh no, girls against boys.

(cell phone rings)

Yeah, Vivian. Did he call back?

Yes, we just got off the phone.

You're on for Monday at noon.

Good, good, that's great news.

Mr. Stoker wants an explanation about why

you pushed the meeting in the first place.

I had a family emergency.

Yeah, I'm fine. Everything is fine. I got to go.

Richard, why are you here?

I had a flat tire, screwed up my entire day.

You should have called me.

Well, I didn't little brother.

So, what happened with the meeting?

I changed it to Monday.

Did they get your comments on the proposed settlement sheet?

Is the project still happening?

The guy called me after I left. Apparently, he had

a family emergency or something.

You know, I'm going to go lay down. Okay.

Wait, Richard. I just heard you tell Vivian that

you had a family emergency.

What?

Just now.

No, no I don't think so.

Well, I'm certain that you did.

If you didn't have your meeting,

where have you been all this time?

Didn't you hear what I just said?

I had a flat tire!

I had a flat tire.

Sorry, sorry, sweetie.

I'm sorry, okay. Dad is a little crazy and...

I'm sorry, sweetie. He's just being grumpy. Sorry.

Hey, can you show me that cannonball?

Okay.

The sexual exploitation of young girls.

If somebody asked you what your job description was,

what would you tell them?

(Spanish speaking)

I was thinking, you've been so generous I'd

to contribute by taking care of dinner tonight.

Oh, that's really sweet.

But, no you don't have to do that.

I want to.

Oh, boy. Forget about spending your last nickels and dimes

on dinner for us.

Big shot. What are you still doing here?

Huh? You need to find a job.

(laughs)

What are you laughing about?

(laughs)

Are you laughing at me in my own house?

I'm not laughing at you?

Calm down.

I'm not laughing at you, bro.

Find a fucking job.

Was he always wound so tight?

Yeah, pretty much.

Richard has always been soft, I feel bad for the guy.

He really got picked on and bullied at school.

Dad was always hard on him because he was so soft.

What he needed was a mom. She was never there.

I never met either of your parents.

Yeah, they've both been gone for a while.

I'm so glad you're really applying

yourself at finding a job.

(laughs)

Seriously though, I'll devote some time to it later today.

Yeah, I bet you will.

Here, join me.

-Yoga? -Yeah, come on.

-Follow me. -All right.

Push up.

That's right.

Can I ask you a question?

I've never understood why people ask if they can ask questions.

Just ask it.

Are you happy?

I mean, it's hard not to be happy here.

Yeah, but...

are you satisfied?

That's kind of a weird question to ask your brother's wife.

Don't you think?

No, I mean I'm really fortunate.

I live a life of abundance, I have a lot of nice things.

I'm blessed with two beautiful children.

There's something you're not saying.

I can see it in your eyes.

Okay, I miss my career.

Wow. What kind of work were you in?

Commercial real estate. That's how I met Richard.

And now you're a full time yoga guru.

-Here. Open. -What?

Spread.

No, I mean, look.

When I found out I was pregnant with Samantha,

I realized how important it was for me to be a mother.

I knew I had to devote myself one-hundred percent

so I could give my children more than what I had.

I wanted them to wake up in a house where they

knew they always had at least one parent around

to turn to.

Someone to talk to, someone to help them with their homework.

So, I made a big sacrifice.

Of course, Richard was thrilled to find he had a stay at home

wife and mommy for the kids. So that was that.

I went from being a carnivore in the shark tank to

playing Suzie Homemaker.

I'll tell you, I was good at what I did though.

Like really good.

You do say so yourself.

And I don't know why I'm tell you any of this.

Sorry.

Don't be. It's nice talking to you.

Thanks.

Hey.

I'm going to head to town.

And you, mister, are giving me a ride.

Is that right?

Yes.

-Can we take a rain check? -Yes. Of course.

Go have fun. For sure.

Come on.

Where are we going?

-I have a surprise. -Oh? After you.

So my friend's dad is super chill

and he owns a restaurant.

So I'm going to go in and just talk you up big time.

You just have to come in and be polite

and say you have experience.

I've got a better idea.

Let's say: "fuck it" and go have some fun.

Nobody finds a job in the first few days anyway.

David, no.

No, I told Clara I'd help you get a job.

You don't have to tell Clara.

You know what?

You're here, you should probably see the beach.

Adults eat one meal a day.For children, this is lunch.

Crushed dry beans have little nutrient value, but it

fills the stomach. If they're lucky,

they might get dinner too.

We tell the children that we're cooking dinner,

actually we're just boiling leaves.

(door bell chimes)

(door bell chimes)

(haunting piano music)

(exhales)

(clears throat)

(cell phones rings)

So where the fuck is he?

Mr. Silverman sends his apologies, sir.

But, he can't meet you today after all.

What? Why not?

He's had a family emergency, sir. He just called in.

For Christ's sake. Did he at least fax over a signed copy

of the final settlement sheet?

No, he didn't.

You call his secretary, get that much accomplished, Vivian.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

(soft piano music)

♪

How long are you in town for again?

Depends on King Richard.

What's that mean?

I guess I'm supposed to love Richard because he's my brother

but I don't like the guy.

I know he feels the same way.

Why don't you like each other?

I won't say anything.

Seriously.

Hey.

Oh, you're going to get it.

-Wanna play, dad? -Not today, sweetie.

(cell phone rings)

It'll be fun.

Bradley.

Hey, Warren, let's forget the pleasantries for tonight. Okay?

Has the meeting been rescheduled?

No, it hasn't bee rescheduled so...

Reschedule the meeting, asshole. Okay.

So help me god you better fucking reschedule that

meeting because without Silverman's investment,

you cock sucker,

all right, we're done. You and I both know that.

You understand me?

Look, I'm going to get it. Okay, I promise.

I promise I'm going to get the money.

Had a family emergency.

You fucks and your family emergencies.

You better have that money wired into the account

by the end of Wednesday.

If you fail, we fail.

We lose the option and we go under.

Please tell me, for god's sake, you son of a bitch,

that you fucking understand. Say it!

I know that, Bradley. I know that.

You think got this far by just guessing?

Shit.

Who wants pizza?

I do.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

I was about to make dinner but now I don't have to.

Thanks.

I'm going to go outside and get daddy.

You guys get started.

Cheese or pepperoni?

-Cheese! -Cheese!

All right, all right.

Hey, David brought pizza.

I don't wanna talk right now. Okay?

I wanna be left alone.

You have to eat.

Okay, I'll just assume you don't want to be with your family.

Fine.

Dig in there's plenty.

Thank you. I'm starving.

Where's Richard?

He is not joining us.

I swear, on nights like this I feel like I have three children.

Guy's gotta eat. I'll go talk to him.

-How is it? -Good.

(sighs) Shit.

I know it's not easy having me here.

But, if you'll just admit what you did, I'm willing to leave.

Put all this behind us.

Blow it out your ass.

You know what, um...

I'm gonna go back inside and enjoy some time with

my extended family.

You can sit out here and think I'm the cause

of all your problems, but...

No one in there seems to mind that I'm here.

Everybody loves you more than me.

But they don't know you little brother.

They don't have the slightest clue.

If you don't watch out, someone's gonna come along

and take it all away.

Are you threatening me, you little cocksucker?

No. I'm just telling you like it is.

(scoffs)

Thanks for the advice, prick.

(birds chirping)

Can we talk?

What's the point?

I...owe you an apology.

This is a first.

You know I've been...

stressed out with the deal

and I haven't been myself lately.

Anything else?

Hey. I admit it, okay?

Okay.

I mean, you won't open up.

You won't tell me what's going on, so...

I know...I know, it's -- (laughs)

It's just that...you know it's

hard for me to express my feelings.

I don't care about your feelings.

I care about this deal.

What's holding it up?

You haven't gotten us into any kind of trouble, have you?

No, no, no. Of course not.

I, look, look. I swear...

(Clara scoffs)

(Richard scoffs)

You know what?

I'm gonna head into the city.

I got some paperwork to do at the office.

Right.

You must think I was born yesterday.

Just go.

And close that fucking deal!

(shower running)

You look beautiful.

Thanks for noticing.

I made reservations at Bobby Vans.

For when?

We can go over there as soon as you're

finished gettin' ready.

I wish I could, but I...I can't.

Why not?

I have a...an appointment with Dr. Schneider. In the city.

-When? -Three.

So you're, uh, staying at the apartment.

Yeah.

You keep acting like this,

you're gonna have to get a spanking.

(spanks Lisa's butt)

Have a good day.

(music)

Were you followed here?

- No. What's going on? - Huh?

Did you check the mirrors like I told you?

Yeah. What's the matter with you?

Are your phone's password protected?

Are you high? Why are you so paranoid?

Listen to me...listen to me. Have you said anything

to Harold, or has he said anything to you? Or Nicola?

Zero, zero, zero.

Okay, listen, come on. I'll tell you in the room, okay?

(music)

Richard, I don't want to sit in a hotel room all day.

I want to go play outside!

Jesus Christ.

What's the matter with you?

Something is not right, okay?

So, come on in.

Can you please come on in? Come on, come on. Chop, chop.

(makes smooching sound)

(music)

I'll take some photos for you guys.

(Clara laughs softly)

It'll be just like doin' it.

Perfect.

Ah. Oh yeah, that's nice.

There you go, yeah.

[Nicola]: Now I'll give you a cat cow pose.

You had me doing the yoga.

[Clara]: Give me the cat cow.

Come on.

[Nicola]: This is a cat.

[David]: I guess I'll get some side shots.

Alright.

[David]: Yeah, yeah.

[Clara]: Oh, how about a partner thing?

[David]: Oh yeah. That's nice.

Yay! (laughs)

[David]: Yeah, that's good.

Straighten your back.

It hurts so good.

(laughs)

(kissing sounds)

(heavy breathing)

Yeah. Yeah, you got it, big boy.

You're gonna get really hard.

You're gonna fuck me really hard.

(heavy breathing) (masturbating himself )

Yes. You got it buddy.

You got it buddy. You're a winner.

You're a winner.

Please stop talking.

(heavy breathing)

Bring your eyes to close.

Focus on your breath.

Clear your mind of any distractions.

Clear your mind of the world around you.

Focus on yourself.

Focus on your breath.

Thank yourself for committing to this practice.

Thank yourself for your breath.

You are the center of your own universe.

(cell phone ringing)

- Who's Vivian? - Oh, come on. Gimme.

Talk to me, Vivian.

Good news all around.

I just got off the phone with Mr. Silverman's secretary.

You're set to meet tomorrow at noon. Same place.

What about the final settlement sheet?

Did he sign it and fax it?

Said they'd get it to us by end of the day.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful!

Thank you, Vivian.

(sigh of relief)

Meeting is rescheduled.

Mmmm...

I'm curious.

[David]: What initially attracted you to my brother?

(Clara chuckles) I wonder that myself sometimes.

He goes after what he wants.

When I met Richard, I saw success.

I found that sexy.

What about you? What revs your engine?

That depends. I find all kinds of women beautiful.

Like Nicola?

(chuckles) Yeah, of course.

But..I can't date her. I'm broke.

She's way too young for you.

Yeah, uh...yeah.

Okay, and she's really, really unbalanced.

Yeah, of course. That's...that's what I meant.

-Look... -Nothing's happened.

Okay, good. (chuckles)

I mean, technically you're both adults.

I love her. I think she's wonderful.

I love her to death. I just...

She's an emotional basket case and,

I don't want her to get hurt.

Me neither.

Cool.

Alright, Let's go back.

Hey!

Hey! Perfect day for a run! (laughs)

Yeah, glorious!

Hey, listen, um... Just so you know,

I'm gonna talk to your daughter to see if she can take my kids

to your place, and baby sit for the evening.

We're in desperate need of some adult time

at the Warren house.

(laughs) I'm sure you are.

So, does that work for you?

Sure. You guys have a nice time.

Okay. Thank you so much.

(snorting)

(light percussion music)

I'm under a lot of stress.

Yeah, no kidding.

Even if I book this deal...

No, when I book this deal, David's gonna be at my house

when I get there. (snorts)

He's still here?

- Oh, I didn't tell you? - Mm, mm.

He's moved in indefinitely! It's a fuckin' nightmare!

Worst part... is that Clara and the kids

is that Clara and the kids adore him.

Why don't you just throw him out?

It's not that simple.

(cell phone ringing)

Hi. I was just about to call you.

How's painting?

[Harold on phone speaker]: Marvelous. Simply marvelous.

You know what? Lis... I...I think I'm really starting

to get a handle on color and emotional tone.

Truthfully, I understand it.

That is so amazing, I...

I really want to talk about this, but I...I'm...

I'm right in the middle of something,

so I can't talk right now.

[Harold on speaker]: Nicola's watching the children from our place tonight.

Apparently, The Warrens need to have some adult time.

Who knows what's really going on over there?

Are you...are you sure that's a good idea?

I mean especially since that animal treated you so badly

the last time that we were there.

[Harold on speaker]: It doesn't bother me that Richard gets all huffy puffy.

The guy's horrendously insecure.

Hurry up and get your butt back here,

we're gonna have a great time tonight.

(chuckling)

(cell phone ringing)

Oh, come on!

(cell phone vibrating)

- Hey, how's it goin'? - Hi.

Richard has been blowing up your phone.

(cell phone vibrating)

Hello.

Why haven't you answered my calls?

Uh, I was busy with David.

Busy with David?

I mean, I was on a run with David and I left my phone.

We just got back.

Hold on, wait. You called me. Why?

[Richard]: Why did you arrange for the kids to stay with the sitter tonight?

Oh, there's just been so much tension around the house.

You know? I thought it would be good to, clear the air.

(sound of Clara's voice on cell phone)

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. I'll get some wine. Fine.

Okay, bye.

Uh, am I baby-sitting tonight?

- Yeah. Do you mind? - It's fine.

Thank you.

Well, I'm gonna go for a dip. So, you know where to find me.

(sighs)

- Hi. - Hey.

(laughs)

Come here.

Come here.

(soft piano music)

(laughs)

Come on.

(piano music continues)

(nervous laughing) This is a bad idea.

- Just for a second... - No...

Come on.

I just want to kiss you for a sec.

Just a second.

(both laughing)

[Nicola]: I'm timing you.

This is actually kind of weird.

Okay...

Jesus! Okay...

Mmmm...

Jesus! Okay...

This is too much.

- I don't -- - Shhh!

(muffled yelling)

Ow! Ah... Fuck!

Oh my god. What the fuck?...

You're gonna tease me now?

Fuck you!

I'm gonna take them over now.

Okay, cool.

Uh...call me if you need anything.

Yeah, thank you.

Okay.

Come on, guys. Sleep over.

- Bye, guys. - Bye, mom.

(Clara screaming)

(tense music)

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop it! David!

Okay.

(David laughs)

(both moaning)

- Good to see you, sir. - Mr. Warren.

I'm sorry we had such difficulty connecting.

Summertime, family madness, you know the drill.

Believe me, I know.

You've sent this to my attorney?

Of course.

Looks good.

It's exactly what we've talked about.

Excellent.

I will sign this and fax it over as soon as I get the okay

from my lawyer.

And why isn't your lawyer here today?

Sudden family emergency.

(both chuckle)

This is extremely time sensitive Mr. Silverman.

You know, it's such a shame that we weren't able to meet before.

I had my partner fly all the way back from vacation in

Hong Kong with his family just to meet you.

I'll give him your regards, shall I?

Mr. Warren? You all right?

(Richard gasps for air)

Mr. Warren?

Can I get some help here please?

(Richard hyperventilates)

Don't feel bad.

-Crazy? -That was crazy.

-It' wasn't crazy, it-- -It was fun.

It felt right.

How'd it go?

It was fine.

You don't look fine. What happened?

-Richard, what happened? -I don't know, Clara.

I don't know. Maybe I had a panic attack or something.

So you didn't close?

What are you looking at me for?

The fuck are you still doing here?

You blew it didn't you?

I know you did. I had a feeling that you would.

No, I didn't necessarily blow it.

You're telling me that you had a flat tire

and now you're saying that you had a panic attack.

-Yeah. -That's ridiculous. Absurd.

Good god, Richard, would you slow down?

(Richard laughs)

I'm gonna go change and then fire up the grill.

I'm happy to handle the grill.

Hey.

Do not touch the meat.

I handle the meat in my house.

Okay.

I like mine medium rare.

(cell phone rings)

You have one unheard message.

Yes, Warren, guess who this is.

It's your former business partner.

Money never made it into the account.

And your boy Silverman has fallen off

the face of the planet.

So guess what, we're officially bankrupt.

You mother fucker. I'm going to come after you.

And I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna put an ice pick

into the back of your head.

I'm going to watch you drop to the ground,

I'm going to rip your eyes out, I'm going to piss right

into both of your eye sockets, you piece of shit, until

you are dead!

You fucked me!

Fuck!

You coming in?

No, I'm going to wait for Lisa. We have to talk.

Okay. I'm going to upstairs with the kids.

What is this all about?

What, I can't just request to have a dinner

without the kids around.

No, no, no, no, no...

Never have a meeting without an agenda.

Excuse me?

That's what you've always said. You told me that. Remember?

So this is the meeting. What is your agenda?

No agenda.

Why are you so nervous?

Is there something you want to share?

What you doing out here?

Sit down, Lisa.

Okay.

Sorry I'm here so late. I ran into some traffic

on the way back from the city.

Yes, I'm sure that is what it was.

So, are you going to get me a glass?

You know that's my favorite?

Not tonight.

Are you joking?

What? I...

You said you had a panic attack earlier.

And I just wondered if there is something you wanted to share.

You seem so nervous.

I'm worried about you.

I blew it.

Okay? I fucked up the deal.

What?

You blew the deal?

Done.

What?

Wow.

Wait. Wait.

The arrangement we made is that I would stay home

and watch the kids, and you would close deals

and make money. You were supposed to be the provider.

Are you really gonna go there?

You're a lousy husband and a terrible father.

You're never here.

Now you're telling me that you can't

even provide for our family.

You are worthless.

I love you.

And that should count for something. Right?

You love me?

-Yeah. -Really?

If you love me so much, explain those.

Go on.

You know, I thought that you had purged yourself

of your juvenile, self-destructive, propensities

but apparently I was wrong.

What are you talking about?

Shh.

My daughter is upstairs with the children.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to introduce

to you the one, the only, the talented,

Wesley and Samantha.

Take a good long look, you asshole.

And then look me in the eyes. Look me in the eyes and

tell me that you love me.

No. No. No. No. Wait.

Tell me that you think I should get my priorities straight.

Clara, I...

Oh, what? Do you have something to say?

I fucked up, okay. But, this didn't mean anything.

And where did you get these pictures?

Um, they were sent to me.

It was you.

Not me.

Bullshit. If it wasn't you, who else was it?

You know, I can smell his stink on you all the way over here.

Look, I don't know what you think that you know.

Richard Warren, Lis.

How could you do it?

After all I've given you, after all I've done for you.

Done for us.

You've been berating him since the second

he walked in the door.

And actually, he's been a better father and more of a man

in this house than you've ever been.

(Richard laughs)

This is nice.

This is just beautiful.

Let me tell you something.

Your new best friend here,

is a fucking murderer.

Yeah. Go ahead.

Why don't you tell her what you do to nice old ladies

when they effect business?

Why don't you tell her about Patty Buckingham?

Remember her?

Patty Buckingham died because of you.

I'm so sorry, daddy.

I promise you I will never do anything like this again.

-I'll never do... -It's too late for that now.

No no no no no...

But, I'm daddy's little girl. Remember?

Nobody knows you like I do.

Remember how good we used to be?

Nobody makes you feel the way I make you feel.

Everybody is going to be so jealous,

they're going to wish that they were you. Okay?

Thank you, but

I think I'm going to take you back to Scranton.

No no no...

Bullshit. I'm not the one that had an eight year sentence.

That woman was frozen for weeks before the construction team

came in and tore the whole thing down.

Remember that?

You were the one who told me to turn the heat on.

I was just following your stupid fucking instructions.

Look at me. Huh.

It wasn't me, it was you. You told me to do--

Fucking look at me.

Eight years of my life down the drain for what?

So you could split your time between the city

and the Hamptons? So you could surround yourself

with your fancy cars and your stupid fucking clothes. Huh?

You left me to fucking rot.

Your own family. I could rip your fucking heart out.

David, calm down. Okay. You're scaring me.

I'm scaring you?

I thought that's how you liked it.

Oh. Oh, excuse me.

I almost forgot the best part.

The whole reason why I came here,

I fucked your wife.

Yeah. Outside in the back yard. Broad daylight.

You know, I liked doing the yoga thing

and being daddy for your kids, that was real nice.

No, it was. It was great. Don't be hurt.

I had to fuck you. I had to fuck you so I could fuck him.

(David laughs)

I'm gonna go get some desert.

You fucked my brother?

Mmmm.

He's convinced that David is bad. Do-dah-do-dah!

Turns out the guy is pretty rad. Do-dah-do-dah!

It's okay if he stays mad. Do-dah-do-dah!

Because our uncle is awfully cool.

(clapping)

Yay!

You fucked my brother!

I'll kill you.

I'd like to see you try.

Woah!

You planned this all along. You wanted this to happen.

Now you're catching on.

Cock sucker, you think you can come in to my home?

My home and take my family.

Let me tell you something.

I'll make you disappear before that happens.

You done yet?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Fuck.

It's a really nice night out.

I'm going to eat my pie on the back deck.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Is it going to be like that you fuck?

Are you enjoying this?

Oh!

Oh shit! No! Fuck! Fuck!

No. Stop stop stop. No...

You fuck! You broke my nose!

Son of a bitch.

-Go on. Admit it. -Fuck you.

-Come on. Admit it. -Fuck you.

All right.

Fuck. What the fuck?

Oh, what's that?

Get the fuck off of me.

What's that? What's that? You smell that?

No, don't do that.

-That's your wife's cunt. -Fuck.

(laughs)

Fuck you.

You remember this one?

(hawks mucus)

Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare!

Just admit it. Admit it and I'll leave.

Okay! Fine it was me. All right!

Yeah, it was my idea to send you off to turn off the heat, okay.

It was fucking me.

Fuck!

(laughs)

Okay.

(spits)

Your wife was a good fuck.

Enjoy my scraps.

So this is the real you?

Yup.

(zipper zips up)

(engine starts)

(door slams shut)

I'm fucking out of here.

(engine starts)

(engine stops)

You ready for your sandwich?

No.

I thought you'd like my chicken salad.

You always said that the grapes and almonds taste really great.

I'm sorry I'm not singing the praises

of your chicken salad, dad.

How are you so calm and jolly right now?

Your wife was cheating on you.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when she

showed him those photos I sent.

Must have been priceless. I'll bet he cried.

It was you?

Don't look so repulsed.

Remember, that was my wife he was schtooping.

Dad!

It's just the way the real world works.

Dad, that's pathetic.

It's no big deal.

I don't want any part in it.

Eat your sandwich, you'll feel better.

You know what, don't be so pleased with yourself,

because they stayed together.

Yeah.

(kids playing)

We'll take the horses away.

Right.

Guys, we need to sell this house sooner rather than later.

And I'm late to meet my client.

Hey, Richard, I need you to get this place cleaned up so I can

show it this next week.

Can you handle that?

I got it. Right? I got it.

I got it.

Good.

Thanks.

All right, kids. Mommy's off to work.

-Bye! -Bye, mommy!

Bye, mommy.

Love you, guys.